Ayundaru’s Hilarious Fake Minecraft Speedruns! 😂

Okay what’s going to happen my name is aaru and these are the funniest fake Minecraft speedruns what is this guy doing I heard if you summon this they’ll get off I don’t know if I should be suspicious that the background wallpaper looks like a sponge but anyways the

Speedrunner loads in the world and uh yeah something fishy is going on here dirt blocks are inversed grass is upside down I guess it’s opposite day because somehow he’s alive with zero Hearts yeah this is going to be painful to watch and I’m not even going to make a single

Comment about their Crosshair indicator so the speedrunner wastes a lot of time collecting grass until they discover a village and you know it looks like a typical Village uh but remember how I said it was opposite day uh yeah that Village is not looking too hot today so

The speedrunner breaks some wood for materials they make a crafting table and create a pickaxe but uh what’s going on with this door over here everything good buddy yeah clearly there is just something really off about the speedrun so they make some more tools collect some hay and then they kill this Golem

But uh for for some reason when they take damage they actually gain a heart what Incarnation and uh someone want to go in the comments and explain to me why this iron ingot has love handles now how does this happen well anyways the speedrunner crafts a bucket and they

Make bread from their hay and when they’re eating the bread something’s going on in their Minecraft game where they’re eating it like it’s a baguette pretty cool but weird they spend a little bit more time exploring this Village and uh I I can’t quite put this together but there is something

Seriously wrong with that chicken so despite the chickens looking like they’ve contracted a braining disease the speedrunner collects beds and then they casually walk past a floating Farm exploring more of the village and looting some of the houses getting actually really good and legitimate looking loot they do find some iron

Armor but when they equip it I don’t know if they deleted system 32 by accident before they started their speedrun but something’s up and when the speedrunner leaves the village the animals just get worse and worse oh man that is nasty and now I see some horses

Up ahead and I am actually scared to pause the video and take a closer look at them the speedrunner finds himself in Ravine where you would find some pretty normal Ravine stuff some iron some diamonds a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle yeah I don’t know what’s going on here

But this is just getting worse by the minute at this point I’m just beginning to get confused because the speedrunner ends up wasting a lot of time exploring this Ravine until they run into the world’s first creeper spider so uh I guess if you were wondering what it

Would look like if a spider and a creeper had a baby uh here you go I got to say I love how the speedrunner has just been running past endless diamonds and they have not bat an eye but I guess who needs diamonds when you could take

Damage and gain a heart from it when they attempt to build their nether portal they keep on putting down the lava and the water and just keeps on disappearing and this is just infuriating to watch I honestly can’t tell if this is normal or not I think

I’m just being paranoid at this point well anyways they get some Flint they make their flint and steel and they light the nether portal and uh before I say anything just tell me if you notice what just happened rewind the video if you have to things are looking a little

Different right things are a little brighter the GUI is bigger they’re playing a completely different version of The Game come on buddy you think I wouldn’t have noticed that I don’t know what to believe anymore I feel like this guy is just making the speedrun just to

Bug me but anyways he starts mining this gold and you are never going to guess what’s about to happen Johnny roll the clip yep believe it or not this actually has a 0.01% chance of happening the hogland stash updat made by Notch on April 18th 2021 you know it’s weird I think I

Missed this update I love how the speedrunner gets rid of their interface to put an emphasis on the fact that they discover this goofy stash and inside the mother load so the speedrunner takes their blaze rods and ender pearls and they go on their merry way this guy is

Just so good he doesn’t even need a nether fortress or Bastian and look at that beautiful cut now that they’re back in the Overworld they returned to the surface and I just realized why are ender pearls called tur pearls and the Eyes of Ender are called eye of tur who

Is tur is that a turtle is that your nickname Buddy’s name is tur so the speedrunner throws their eye of tur in order to locate the St stronghold and they conveniently come across a dolphin and I kid you not the next 5 minutes of the speedrun is literally just them

Swimming it is so boring it could put me to sleep and considering up to this point how creative this guy has been with cheating it was actually pretty weird to see them use commands to change the weather I get that the weather conditions can be annoying sometimes but

Was that really necessary I mean the dude practically exposed himself for cheating just cuz he doesn’t like a little bit of rain and listen I’ve been forcing myself to watch this and I’ve survived for this long but come on man you really have to put the creeper on

The spider like that unfortunately the speedrunner is wasting a lot of time here so they give us the courtesy of putting some text on the screen that their game kind of glitched here and it’s totally not sped up FYI yeah okay buddy tell it to the judge I still can’t

Tell if this guy’s purposefully going out of his way to bug me but I have never seen someone so bad at locating a stronghold those are 10 minutes of my life that I am never going to get back finally though the speedrunner does locate the stronghold and it’s great to

See that their game isn’t glitched anymore and the speed is finally back to normal and with literally 2 minutes left of this footage I am very interested in seeing how they’re going to beat the entire game having just gotten into the portal room now so they fill the portal

With eyes and they get into the end the advancement says the end with a question mark I agree with that question mark there’s Netherrack everywhere the Boss Bar says the Wither and oh Dandy the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back looking back on the speedrun as a

Whole there’s clearly a theme all of the mobs have been given the ugly in the end I caught a glimpse of the w either yeah that’s not looking too good and of course it would not be a fake Minecraft speedrun if it didn’t end with this goofy goober hitting the dragon and

Killing it in a single hit yeah I’m definitely going to have nightmares tonight of the sheep the chicken the Villager and the Ninja Turtles this speedrunner starts off riding a train track this must be a new update to Minecraft mine carts are looking a little too realistic lately hang on a

Second did they just activate a nuclear weapons testing oh my goodness what’s going to happen what was this the Oppenheimer Minecraft speedrun let’s move on this speedrun has one of the most unexpected plot twists ever it’s off to a great start considering their username is Holy gaming 420 two seemingly very

Contradictory things and they’ve already cleared their inventory and changed their game mode to survival I can already tell this is going to cause me physical pain the speed burner immediately digs down revealing a chest but it’s empty so they use commands to give themsel a wooden pickaxe like

That’s going to help them anyways there’s a torch on this random plot of land so they break the block beneath the torch revealing a very long hole and in that hole is another chest but don’t worry it’s not empty it has a diamond pickaxe in it but I’m not really sure

How that’s supposed to help them because they’re now at the bottom of the world with no means of getting back all right guys this is greatest thing oh wait no no no no no no it’s too early for this so holy gaming 420 do but they still keep their

Entire inventory and I know that their levitation plan didn’t work but don’t worry they’ve got another plan they give themselves a bat oh uh sorry they just don’t know how to spell a b boat a boat they give themselves a boat even though that’s still not the right command I

Don’t know if this is one of those Challenge videos where this guy is like running a marathon while speedrunning Minecraft things are not sounding good in his Microphone is it going to work I guess this guy decided boats are too slow so he gives a himself super speed at which point he screams like a maniac into his microphone and I guarantee if he shares a domicile with anyone they are not going to be happy when the speedrunner

Super speed wears off you can very clearly see a path leading to this cave here inside they find a sign that says flick this lever to get a hot Minecraft chick I’m going to die from cringe guys I can’t finish this video and when they flick the lever

Anyways the speedrunner digs down again and they find 64 Eyes of Ender surprise surprise so the speedrunner throws the eye ofender and he just decides to go the opposite way that it went the speedrunner aimlessly wanders around for about a minute or two until they say this I heard if you look down

Holes are you okay buddy you’re going to get the cops called to your house with absolutely no shame left he just decides to put himself into creative mode come on if you’re going to cheat at least be creative I don’t know if you guys realize this I scour the internet trying

To find the top tier goofiest speeduns of all time unfortunately though 99% of them are just like this immediately getting diamond or netherite weapons and armor going into creative mode and killing the dragon with the slash kill command it’s just boring creative mode but the end of the speedrun is funny

Because they’re not jumping in the portal which means the speedrun is not complete yet what is this guy doing I heard if you summon this they’ll get a oh my goodness did he just get get cussed out by his mom in Spanish I ain’t messing with her that was legit this

Speedrunner spawns in a forest and then they throw some TNT at some piglins they use their lra to fly and then defeat an iron golem whoops this isn’t Minecraft I I totally put the wrong footage in here by accident warning the following commentary was recorded when I had a

Cold no there’s nothing wrong with my voice no I didn’t just hit puberty yes my voice is definitely going to change throughout videos as I get more comfortable speaking into a microphone this is my story this speedrun is an absolute fever dream the start does look

Normal but come on man at least activate your copy of windows before submitting a speedrun and we’ll just ignore the fact that they’re already level five the speedrunner gets very lucky by spawning right in a village so they casually explore it until they find a chest that

Has some obsidian a single raw chicken and Guns all right all right that that’s enough of that after the speedrunners rain of terror is over they approach a hole in the ground that suspiciously resembles the shape of a nether portal they build a nether portal and then show off their extreme agility and skill when

Lighting the portal and missing not once but twice oh brother and honestly this is where I just get confused because the speed Runner enters the nether for no clear reason wait a second what is that after an allout gun battle with what looks like Minecraft’s newest cyborg piglin the speedrunner returns to the

Overworld well that was pointless now that they’re back in the Overworld the speedrunner walks towards a very specific stone block and starts breaking it they fall down a hole and what in the world is that they find a chest that has the most cursed loot ever in it such as

These very rare green diamonds or this 100% legitimate uranium pickaxe and this amazing loot is all thanks to the peepe trader who has become a recurring character in Minecraft speeduns showing up in tons of my videos who is this guy and how does he keep King in my videos

So the speedrunner fills the end portals with Eyes of Ender that they got from the pp Trader and they enter the end and if you thought this couldn’t get any worse you’re wrong it’s actually sad to see how bad this speedrunner is at cheating when they realize they can’t

Break through the endstone to reach the Ender Dragon because they never actually took that pickax from earlier so they shamelessly start typing a SLG command revealing the weirdest and most illegal mods you could possibly imagine like a dishwasher after wasting a ton of time they do eventually cheat their way to

Getting a diamond pickaxe and M their way up to the surface finding the Ender Dragon was a breeze for the speedrunner considering they have a nuclear death ray for the sake of my own safety I am legally obligated to say this one is legit you know what else I’m legally obligated to

Say uh subscribe to my channel thanks guys Okay so so before I start this next speedrun I just want to point out my last video I think a lot of you guys were concerned saying that I sounded tired or depressed I don’t know what it

Was I think I was just tired don’t worry but it doesn’t matter because the beginning of this speedrun oh it’s going to make us both wake up I’m not even going to say anything I’m just going to play it and you need to experience this amazingness that’s not a Word that intro really made me feel like I was back in 2011 trickshotting on Modern Warfare 2 oh yeah you know the speedrun is going to be good when it has an intro like that and when the video quality looks stretched out like a moist critical video and again I know this

One’s fake they’re selecting the third slot on their hot bar it says set on game mod to survival it doesn’t take Bill Nye the Science Guy to figure out this is fake well the speedrunner breaks this tree they make a crafting table and they craft some tools I’m not sure what

The speedrunner Pressed but they got a pop up on their screen saying social interaction actions are only available in multiplayer worlds honestly I have never seen that before I have no idea what they were trying to do anyways the speedrunner digs down collecting three Granite I’m honestly not really sure

What they’re trying to do here they go to their crafting table and make a I don’t know a thick boat then they make sticks and they attempt to make a granite pickaxe you cannot make this up you know what this kind of thing happens just the other week I was very tired and

Instead of putting toothpaste on my toothbrush I put hand soap on my toothbrush Granite Cobblestone what difference does it make the speed honestly they waste like 5 minutes just walking around doing nothing until they start typing slag I I don’t know what that means on top of that uh their chat history

Reveals a lot about themselves I have no idea what they’re doing filling 473 blocks or going to the end falling out of the world filling more blocks falling out of the world again I am so excited to watch the rest of the speedrun well it doesn’t matter

The cat is out of the bag now and the speedrunner just gives up everything and goes into creative mode they land onto the ground and I love how it looks like they’re going to put themselves into survival mode but they have second thoughts and they go H you know what

Adventure Mode which now that I think about it is probably not better for them well the speedrunner finds a village and inside one of the village houses there is a chest with some considerable looking items now that the speedrunner has literally everything that they would need they Explore More and they find a

Desert temple which is very confusing to me because I don’t know why they would need this they have everything that they would need you’re never going to guess what happens they go inside the desert temple dig all the way down with a sword which is very slow and like a dummy they

Land right on the pressure plate I don’t know if you can tell but they’re worried the text on the screen says oh no the TNT explodes and they land I kid you not directly into the stronghold portal room and you could tell they’re surprised cuz

The text on the screen says OMG for all the parents out there listening uh if you don’t know OMG means oh My Glob so the speedrunner shows off their extreme skill and Agility by missing a bunch of Eyes of Ender when they’re filling the portal they jump into the end portal and

Enter the stronghold nope I’m so stupid I didn’t mean to say that they they enter the end is what I’m getting out and in the end the Ender Dragon has maybe one Health maybe five if he’s lucky and you remember earlier how we found out that the speedrunner filled

Like thousands of blocks when they turn around I think this is maybe what they did with the blocks and this guy has the Goa ghouls to ask us to subscribe that is crazy and if you guys aren’t subscribed to my channel yet make sure to subscribe yeah you’re not going to

Believe it these next few moments is like a scene from a Michael Bay movie it’s like a fight scene out of the Daredevil TV show the speedrunner uses their rockets and elytra to blast into the middle of the end Island bringing out their bow doing a 360 no scope trick

Shot one-shotting the Ender Dragon that was very very impressive and what would have been more impressive is if they just speedran the game legitimately nonetheless I was entertained I’m not going to lie this definitely gave me a good chuckle before I show you this next speedrun I have to warn you there ‘s

Actually a jump scare that I’m going to show you right now I am uploading more often wao terrifying I know but I warned you if you see I posted a video that isn’t fake Minecraft speedruns please give it a chance they are very funny it was right behind you I

Damage thank you so much I appreciate your support have a great day