Banana & Bread Minecraft: Clutch Every Minute

Oh my God wait get BL let’s go easy start okay you already saw the title you saw the thumbnail you know what the [ __ ] is going on I got Stone it’s all fun in games until we’re stuck in a cave and that goes off all right I’m just getting

More wood until one of us gets [ __ ] dropped in the void wait I got I got [ __ ] no wood where’s where’s my wood yeah I got one piece where the hell happened to all it dude I got 18 Cobblestone we’re goated we’re I have three I can make a pick already this is

Going to get so so [ __ ] hard that was the easiest one I think I’m so glad that we got that to be honest yeah and by the way um it picks one of us randomly so we don’t each have to clutch every minute you might be just [ __ ] thrown into

The void and I’ll just be chilling I wonder if we should go to the Savannah because there might be either a village or another desert with like a temple or something that would be good yeah it’s pretty open so I’m down to go that way

Plus we need to loot up as fast as we can so we have to hope for a structure loot up as fast as we can and like keep things safe you know like put a lot of chest down oh L beds oh wait you got

Lava you got lava no like a l ago I didn’t too quick wait dude how many eggs do you have I have I have three eggs what I can make I can make a cake no pumpkin pie make us pumpkin pie oh they’re right here over here get us

Pumpkin yo pumpkin pie speedrun while getting nuked dude next time that the nuke goes out we should just climb inside of a fridge what [ __ ] Indiana Jones exactly I don’t know if that actually works absolutely note one of our friends test that real quick yeah anyone in the comments want to Nuke

Yourself instead of saying kill yourself from now I’m just going to start saying nuke yourself nuke yourself that’s like go in the microwave [ __ ] you want see something really cool no [ __ ] way holy [ __ ] how did he do that have we I feel like it’s been a hot minute oh my [ __ ]

God perfect oh my God wait I’m building him a staircase don’t all I’ll get there sugar right there I’ll get him there a pool of sugar I’ll get the sugarcan it’s more important dude he guys not sound happy though oh okay it’s SP time it’s been

Time oh he died yeah he died yeah he dies after like 15 seconds all right throw me your sugarcane dude literally the first food I’m eating this round do you have any more I kind of I need some food wait wait wait do you want to honestly do ocean Strat that might be

The safest thing given what we have all right I have a boat okay let’s go sorry wait I’m so low I’m so low I’m going to make a blast furnace stay away from me all right cool oh I’m in Max height oh what am I

Supposed to do I’ll put a boat down it’s fine I got my coordinates right in time cooking 36 uh steak right now they’re pretty fish [ __ ] them I just get I think it’s so stupid you can’t get cooked tropical fish yeah what the [ __ ] is up with that what is the point of

Tropical fish as an item oh bad B B B all right I run away from it oh my [ __ ] wait I’m going to stand away from the smoker just in case we are we are just constant hazards to everyone around us what is this what what are you

Trying to accomplish here for wide ACAA oh don’t move don’t moveu oh all my stuff burned H oh wait I’m dumb yeah don’t move don’t move sorry wait stay wait stay wait wait stay wa wa you get away from me then your right bed is mine we cannot have the

Beds which oh so that one all right see go go go quickly quickly quickly sleep there we go hurry up I’m in bed I’m in bed I can’t sleep any faster unless you give me melatonin what no he blew up my bed the [ __ ] I put it down I put it down run

Run run run oh my God he right above me the water you idiot I’m fine oh he’s good he’s good he’s good he’s gone he’s G he’s gone okay start the countdown we can mine now all right grab your bed grab your bed we’re on the Move we’re on

The prow yeah we’re on the prow okay who the [ __ ] are you okay we need to find a cave or like a village or something good like we just need to be like on the move at all times if we go to a village they’re [ __ ]

Doomed all right we got more pumpkins up ahead that’s nice and some sheep I’m going to go for them until we can like actually I’m at height limit what I’m placing a boat I’m placing a boat oh you’re too far away oh there’s a mangrove biome right here what dude I’ve

Like never seen these in survival it’s been so long I see a lava pool by The Mangrove biome if we ever want to loop back this direction but I have a I have a feeling something interesting is about to happen could you imagine the comedic timing on that I had comedic timing

Earlier yeah you woke up to the Wither [ __ ] XX tempt to show everyone dies in their nightmares that’s a ravager run who are you I’m going to make a religion out of this what the hell am I looking at it’s a good question what are you looking at

There’s a single floating oh I found a village what I found a single floating stone block wait I saw that earlier it’s to the right of that as a village oh my God camel I’m going to ride him yay actually I’m just going to grab his bed why not

I’m in a cage I’m in a cage oh you got aquarium y get [ __ ] idiot get box like a fish okay the puffer fish are up in the corner I can make it I can make it no at least my spawn is right here

[ __ ] I see it you see my Cube yes grab every bed you can in the village cuz like why not uh can I have my stuff nope can you kill yourself okay can you nuke yourself Camels sound kind of scary I got to be real whoa wait I’ve never seen a camel before I’m not even joking this is the first time see grab your [ __ ] grab your [ __ ] grab your [ __ ] okay okay you don’t want to see me when I’m hungry you

Wouldn’t like me when I’m horny what huh there’s no [ __ ] head wait wait where am I oh I forgot uh I’m levitating wait wait where are you where are you I don’t know you’re cords idiot yeah I know I’m over a war motion we’re good we learned

This from potions like a year ago oh there you let’s go so this villager’s ass yeah it’s like I I hate sand Villages honestly bro this camel’s looking at me seductively I know he wants this camels eat bananas maybe who [ __ ] knows I’m just following behind you but like slightly lagging I

Hope you fall into the [ __ ] void oh Ru portal where you walked right past the stupid it’s like almost complete holy [ __ ] oh there’s a gold block wait be careful underwater Oh wait that’s why I was I was like oh you have hot feet I do have hot feet oh my God

You almost broke the chest wait I have hot Walker magma Walker let’s that’s sick oh it’s aw do you have obsidian yeah I have two I have three actually wait we can make a portal here uh and one of us just has to sit there and just break that this isn’t the worst

Start we don’t really have a whole lot of stuff but like we have food and that’s that’s important yeah that’s a future video don’t worry about it oh [ __ ] what you good yep oh my God that was so hot wait that was so hot by the

Way guys yeah just so you know what’s under there [ __ ] lava cobwebs in lava yeah yeah grab the coal and as fast as you can we need to make you an a bucket yeah for sure cuz like a water bucket saves you from most things okay this

Cave I have a little bit of iron from I’m going to run back up though cuz I don’t feel safe oh oh my God a bunch of iron Oh no I got voided wait I set my spawn point like right before it happened I placed a block so hopefully

At least one or two of my items survived Ow okay ow oh my steak survived and a skeleton has fell into the void good day and my feathers wait yeah there’s so much gold here oh creeper oh I was all the way up there can you help me I’m s to mind gravel and hope I don’t [ __ ]

Die oh [ __ ] where are you I’m in the water I’m in the water I’m alive I’m alive wait you got voided all right I just dropped down water water get to the surface as fast as you can yeah [ __ ] there’s so much iron though I’m in a cage you got water

Trapped yeah yeah yeah I’m Coming For You [ __ ] attack [ __ ] what go away go away sorry sorry I didn’t mean to holy [ __ ] Hi I’m sleeping I’m in bed oh my God I’m so worried a illusioners illusioners d there’s like 100 of them I distracted them somehow one are use real no learn with the quick sense the only shot we have at killing them [ __ ] yeah I’m totally going to die wait they can shoot each

Other oh my god dude how am I dodging you guys you guys what the [ __ ] no hot idiot imagine dying to it skeleton [ __ ] off wait can we just the beds are you by your bed well I’m getting killed oh the elers are dead no they’re

Not oh my three are okay I’m at my bed are you at your bed I’m a I’m approaching my bed I’m going to sleep in three two I can’t there’s zombies near me I got to kill them oh I got hot feet I can’t sleep game won’t let us go to

Bed oh my god dude this video is way harder than I thought it was going to be oh my God it’s cuz it it’s so often we just need to make a game plan right now let’s get back to the ruin portal cuz we have iron

We can at least we just need to be able to get in get out as many times I have a chest it has like 30 iron in it and like all of our uncooked food eat this [ __ ] tropical fish now I just I’m just like crazy like that you know you

Are crazy this challenge isn’t even happening what what do you mean you’re telling me that he isn’t real sorry I thought someone’s going to spawn on me right there oh no there’s going to be a rabit why did I stand still all right I’m moving all my [ __ ] then okay all

Right he’s gone he’s gone oh he’s gone already he’s actually way easier to face than I thought you just run in a straight line you’re fine yeah in the Overworld dude the nether is L I don’t know if this is even a possible challenge we’re this is going to take

For [ __ ] ever I’m going to get cobblestone I’m going to make furnaces I’m going to start cooking food and iron [ __ ] no I’m not oh that was so sick wait what just happened I got voided in I hay B collect no shot oh my God can you come

Bring me water I need to get back up let’s go I have a gold block wait but I’m worried it’s going to happen right now oh [ __ ] is that bad that might be bad what just happened TNT just blew up all the furnaces I just placed

No uh iron is safe [ __ ] all the food just got nuked all right I’m currently destroying the crying obsidian right now hope I can do it in less than a minute okay I have two furnaces cooking this is good get away from them get away from yeah I’m already I’m already gone I

Need blocks on me in case you need a clutch in case I need to clutch mother I forgot you know you need to clutch move God damn it oh it’s cuz I was sneaking all of my shit’s gone all my iron pickaxe and my bucket so while we have are safe it’s

Actually whilst I don’t know if that’s true neither do I no regrets honestly we’re by a tropical biome you can just constantly get like why is your B on a cactus it’s fine oh it’s not fine it’s not exactly fine it might be fine I’m in the sand

The quick sand I’m trying to get on my boat where are you I’m in the village I’m not going to get in my boat oh no [ __ ] way no way last second oh oh my God all right come to the portal oh it’s also about to

Turn night time get your uh get your bed closer yeah use this blue one I just verticalized a villager what in the [ __ ] does that mean he was laying in the bed oh ravager Jesus Christ okay wait that’s good it’s on you I’m going to make the portal I’m going to lead him

Away the magma blocks are causing all the fish we have a tropical a tropical fish farm [ __ ] what ah whatever he’s dead now I literally have a shovel three fish two sticks [ __ ] dirt in a in a boat okay so our nether spawn oh there’s a fortress right there of course of course

Let’s go it’s really close to us all right we should create a rule only one of us in the nether like at a time for the beginning okay so I’m just going to use this time now to just like bum r a path There [ __ ] off you big man what is it a hoglin yeah I knew it big guy oh Big Man on Campus knows I’m out of [ __ ] hunger okay I found oh [ __ ] I found it all right I’m coming at this Blaze with literally my stone shovel oh you’re

Going to get him don’t worry yo okay I found the Blaze Spawners they’re all right next to each other hello boys Jukes Jes Jes I say weaving into oncoming traffic oh there’s a shipwreck right there really yeah we completely did not even see it so I think what I’m going to

Do now is I have a safe passage to the blazes I’m just going to grab a bunch of like wood axes and just keep going in and back and forth yeah for sure damn that was possibly the best chest I’ve ever gotten are you serious nope I’m

Just going to boat around see if I can find anything more like a better Village for more food [ __ ] like that I’m puffer fished wait I’m actually stuck oh did you make it yes dude that was so hype how is that skeleton shooting me from all the way the [ __ ] up there ow

They got ops Oh my God oh my God oh you got a rod dude I literally am two for three right now oh oh oh let’s [ __ ] go I love how in Fallout 4 the dog is automatically named dog meat I think that’s really apt

AP apt apt apt is that actually it AP are you serious yeah that’s not a real word that is it needs a vowel do you think the letter a sh no I didn’t see it I was looking towards the end of it there was only three letters

Shut up I’ll make sure there’s a hate crime oh wait wrong way oh I have hot feet we should honestly have multiple chests scattered around I do I’m I’m making another chest at this Village oh yes what just happened quick sanded oh you’re alive I had no idea how we’re going get

Out of the the [ __ ] uh that was so good I just [ __ ] like bed clutched with a spawn point No Illusion earth oh you got I just h a baby Pigman what am I Thinking there are so many mobs now I should not have died I should have have started killing this Golem in case I get [ __ ] dude what are these mobs what are these spawn rates I need to make that jump The illusioners are here wait it’s just the one it’s just the one I killed him I at three rods I do not think that we’re going to be able to do a Bastion route do we just want to do find the nearest Blue biome oh that’s a Wither oh are you

Serious yeah that’s a Wither plus as long as you don’t hit him if he targets any other mobs you’re good oh I just got another Blaze Rod I got another One ah I’m would be really sad if I get TNT right now and instead of like it being in the nether wait I’m going to get near blocks I can actually use oh I’m next to a village wait how did you get surge protector huh you just

Have to have lightning spawn in a village to get that maybe I think maybe it’s CU I I cated it okay we have so much stuff I literally have over a stack of hay bales we’re set with like resources what what should we are we just going to finish getting blaze rods

And once we finish getting blaze rods we should both go into nether together and start routing for a blue biome for sure should honestly should I start doing that now yeah I made a pathway go go in that direction honestly I just know something bad’s going to happen I’m

Going to I’m just going to leave these gold nuggers ah I’m floating no okay I placed the boat oh wait I’m at the ceiling oh oh my God that was sick I was in the hole I need here you can’t do that [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hey guys no Way how you doing how you doing I’m I’m great I have four Hearts me too you were lying what the [ __ ] are you do I was going to do that but I was at one heart red help red help it’s too late no no we got this oh

Oh no shot no shot I’m going to go build a portal at the lava pool and see where it takes me yeah cuz we need some other like access cuz there’s nothing we can do with our current Spa I have to break stone with my fist cuz I didn’t come Prepar I got fish dude they’re so strong also first of all water in the nether what the [ __ ] this is actually so [ __ ] cursed how is that on fire and not my Portal wait I think I might be done rods I I don’t understand I don’t understand I don’t it burns through what the portal moved me like 2 in this is a waste of time okay we have nine blaze rods after the next clutch I’m going to start transporting them very slowly okay

Awesome I’m still looking for a blue biome oh I got happy okay perfect Awesome um I’m on my my way back right now with all the blaze rods all right there’s a new chest going down the desert that has the the nether the rods and [ __ ] wait we have BL wa that was cool I got lava above me but I was

Underwater huh oh there we go no no no it’s F me here break this break this break this no son come on come on if you drop a pearl I don’t know he dropped a pearl but I couldn’t think of anything funny to say we’re at two pearls now it hello the wandering

Traitor are you serious yeah it’s how long we’ve been playing oh what was that [ __ ] howl holy [ __ ] why am I even doing this I’m literally as par oh blue Bome if you can make a safe path and that’s perfect I’m on my little guy you’re on a

Str right now yeah I’m on my little guy let’s go it’s it’s oh I’m floating oh I just block plac above me let’s go okay I’m putting a chest at the very end make your way back to the portal is that third Fortress that’s yeah Fortress there Fortress there and Fortress there

I think it I think it’s my fault because every speedrun that I’ve done I’ve always found a fortress I’ve never found a Bast all of my low percent I never found a Bastion just follow my exact move okay water clutch oh watch out for the blazes oh my God I can’t believe I

Took no damage there I’m going to ask you I just saved your [ __ ] life I’m going to ask you a really personal question okay why do you use a slim character model you know what you look like in real life right what the most toxic friend ow dude move that’s what I

Get here we are home sweet home oh I got H Fe yep okay I got a boy in a boat yes there is another one okay all right cool I just got one as well oh my god dude I have incredible Pearl rates right now oh I’m in a puffer fish

Cage freedom to the lava pool to the bottom to the bottom I see you down there this is so wrong dude this one frame is more cursed than our entire cursed Pack video that video’s only cursed feature was the fact that it was the worst aspect ratio the worst audio

And possibly just the worst like video that was the the first video that got like any recognition that was the first video that hit 1,000 views it was just like a shitty video I’m happy that that video went somewhere but like if it could have been any video I was very so

Surprised also yeah like same with chess dude chess is our most popular video right now chess is at like 255k that makes sense where did he come from what was any of that I am so Confused no yeah your wood survived I don’t even just do I your Pearl survived literally that was it all I care about oh and the guy that you killing dropped one so I’m at four right now any food left illusioners illusioners illusioners [ __ ] I fell in a hole I have no Sprint

So on the good side we have 13 pearls we got to come back I just got a clutch just come back true I’m coming back with all of them right now okay I’ll meet you halfway in case you die and then I won’t run with you so I don’t clutch you or

Anti- clutch you yeah don’t worry I promise I’m I’m I’m navigating safely what am I going to have to cut to right now in footage nothing you’re fine no [ __ ] shot at some point oh you got a lava seal no I don’t know when that was I I just stumbled across that

Okay I have 13 pears on me right now you have a pickaxe just get like a couple Netherrack and go up idiot Skeleton I don’t have blocks I’m coming with five I’m protecting you I’m fighting skeletons okay I’m like towards the portal yeah you’re really close I see where you are I saw where you just went down okay there’s a there’s two hoglins at the portal four hearts in I’m oh it’s

Okay I’m in the Overworld [ __ ] I got feet cuz I’m on the bridge right now oh then don’t move yeah I’m just standing on the bridge we have 15 pearls in the chest and nine blaze rods we’re done we’re done we can go to the stronghold we can go to the stronghold right

[ __ ] now so we’ve we’ve got everything we’ve got everything we need oh my God what an adventure cuz I got I just got hot Fe so you have like a minute it’s going to go this way oh no let’s go w we have to bring everything

So we have to like every few minutes put down a bed put down a chest we never got any arrows did we no but honestly I don’t think we need them like a dude look at that hole oh wait I have so much extra gold I’m just going to

Turn into armor come here come here good boy the second the next clutch happens grab all your [ __ ] and Leave I got a PE nice nice nice nice okay I have 42 Wool by the way so we can make so many I have 50 string okay I have 42 wool wait 42 wo we can make so many 17 beds oh I just got I just got launched

Are you in the air no I land in the water oh nice okay you have any food I have one cooked M I have like literally like four or five raw meat in various forms oh I also have 48 hay bells I can make a bunch of bread you have 48 hay

Bals yeah yeah yeah okay first of all drop me half of them right now just drop them on top of your boat I’m just going to slap a bed on land like drive by you ready for this [ __ ] okay idiot it’s harder than it looks oh wait there’s another star

What wait what I guess the Wither died out here at some point no I fought him valiantly no you did shut up look to your right cave look look get away there’s a ruined portal and a shipwreck spawn point yeah for sure [ __ ] oh oh no way no way wait wait

What even happened I clutched myself and I got saved by the water oh power Fish holy [ __ ] I’m going have a heart what at least this is the easiest way I’ve ever got my items back yoink dude that was [ __ ] crazy should we sacrifice it the cacti God yes okay cool it’s gone there’s another there’s another Outpost over there uh we’re

Actually coming up on top of it we’re at like 1500 blocks so probably soon oh my God Outpost wait sorry I’m a little bit late to the conversation but TNT spawn on me okay wait is it going to get the pillagers no way I did it yes can you drop down water

For me there’s also I’m going to drop down something else first what was that dude we got to be like right over it I’m dropping uh drop a bed yes it’s right here it’s literally right here there’s skeleton rattles zombie gr there’s a cave oh you found it

No no Lava spawned on me actually this makes it easier Magma’s so easy to break this is great oh I found it I’m here I’m here I’m here I’m here I’m bringing everything down right now I heard silverfish I heard silverfish it’s here it’s here it’s here there’s one at the

Bottom I’m I’m riding water down it’s fine okay oh my he’s he’s suffocating he’s suffocating it’s fine it’s fine bed get in it get in it wait so that we don’t lose any of our blaze rods or anything mhm I need to create the portal like

Right now okay we we we’ve we’ve done it all right so now we got to discuss like how we’re actually going to [ __ ] do this thing oh I got teleported Max sight are you good I’m I’m just going to go through I think no no no I I I have my stuff up

There oh on the surface yeah cuz I got teleport Max site [ __ ] uh do you have a water bucket I just need to borrow it for a minute bro I promise I going be right back bro just let me hit your Jewel just give me hot feet or something

Please I got voided but I saved myself okay are we ready um I don’t really like anything but yeah let’s go let’s just [ __ ] go I can’t wait anymore just go just go dragon’s right above us I’m just going to go for Enderman kills and get

Ender pearls oh TNT spawn on me it’s right behind me it’s perfect wait I’m grabbing the blocks then I’m somewhere else oh that’s true I don’t have like any weapons or anything I’m Lally just going for water right now [ __ ] I had two arrows and I missed one of

Them I’m not afraid of death in this challenge though I’m just like clutching from random things well yeah you already died 30 times dude you died 46 holy [ __ ] I almost died from that oh my God okay [ __ ] [ __ ] that was so dumb all right there’s only three pillars left boom B bop

Bop oh let’s go that was sick did you pe all of them I I just watered down to one and then PE the other two I thought you was oh he’s coming at me he’s coming at me oh he’s perching he’s perching I’m

Going in I have a bed you have a bed R right I’ll Stand Back got a big hit got a big hit he’s at at like half health I’m so mad I can’t bow you stop making your funny jokes there’s something happening watch your pretty little head my

God okay this Dragon does not ex oh found him he was literally invisible on my screen oh I’m in a tank get out get out this way this way this way this way oh okay oh my God you okay yeah yeah I just need to heal

Up oh [ __ ] oh my ravager oh oh my God I got the water clutch no you push it to me oh hi I [ __ ] you want it you just drop it down [ __ ] oh [ __ ] ener dragon’s coming down I just wait wait bread bread yep here in

Case you needed it you give me blaze powder you left a lot of your stuff on the roof I have a water bucket for you nice I saw that I just had I just had a controversial idea yes oh you’re going to bed throw a pearl

Wait what if I blow the bed for you 3 2 1 oh my God it totally launched the it launched the Pearl though okay you’re in a boat what do you hope to accomplish from this wait what happens if a dragon hits you in a boat I’m in a

Boat watching you in a boat watching the dragon do [ __ ] nothing idiot oh ow I just take damage you just stay still yeah just coming at me ow ow I’m okay wait I’m going to put another bed down right here and then we can just like jump down uh real quick can you

Just like kill me I’m going to grab this the bread glad my items went nowhere what items all right I got you something what’ you get me I got you this and that and that that oh my goodness I remember that we have items oh wait uh she’s perching there oh I’m

Blinded I’m blinded direct to me over the bed me over her bed oh right there yeah she’s right there uh you’re honestly you’re you’re right over the green bed you’re right over the green bed yeah you’re over the green bed so just aim down and and spam your click

Button she’s right there you might get her oh [ __ ] oh my goding go she’s dead no [ __ ] shot yeah what the [ __ ] is that sound you that video of the dog throwing up the leg [Applause] yes wait it’s my favorite part of the video what I got to show how much hard

Work I put into this all right guys if you want to know how easy the coding was uh it [ __ ] was not wow so this is this is the code that I made for this video um it’s super super simple I will not go into any explanation because that’s what the

Second channels for yeah we don’t want to make the videos like 30 minutes longer than they have to be so there’s no Redstone tutorials here it’s just banana flexing oh wait illusioners ah wait what why does he have a banner he’s alive he survived oh wait we counteracted him we

Counteracted stay in the same place yeah I punched him back hm what we never once got Russian Roulette oh I guess I didn’t or the sand trap all right oh my God I can do it this time uh SL seed there it is and statistics and they have to be my

Statistics cuz bananas are like 11 hours longer from doing the Redstone that is not true my time played is measured in days oh my God it’s a little less than that it’s about 4 hours I think we spent like maybe 30 minutes testing or at

Least just like on the world okay so I’m looking at the the droppers they’re all in there so it was just luck that we never got show us what you got banana this is this is one of them this is the coding for a Russian Roulette a