Battle of Pits: Nico vs Cash in Minecraft!

Come back buddy all right well that’s proof that the security system works okay the noob got the first house is this house it looks like a dirt Shack hang on hang on there’s some pretty you know exciting things inside just uh take it easy kitchen okay all right and look

This house has come on guys this way I’m coming wait look who’s walking out who is that guy he looks fancy and he looks kind of important like he’s in a suit let’s stalk him let’s go let’s go wait stalk him guys I don’t know if we should

Stalk him just follow him shouldn’t we just talk to him oh my gosh do you guys want to buy a house or something oh yes we do what I mean we’d like to look at some houses but we have monies we have monies mhm H let me see I’m doing a

Scanner real quick I dripped out in designer okay why you going around my face like this all right all right uh why you doing that looks like this guy’s broke gosh I feel like I’m in driving school again uh what about me what about me um no you two ladies look pretty

Wealthy you know what I’ll let you guys explore some houses all right he we’re with them we’re with them though yeah they’re with us I own a business yeah they are that’s fine that’s fine I know you own the candy shop okay I expect you

To make a lot of money wa he knows his stuff oh my gosh all right all right listen do you guys want to look at some houses or not yes please we do all right well uh do you have time right now I could you know have you venture some

Houses now if you want indubitably what what Nico did you just say indubitably yeah I don’t know what that means actually listen listen I’m just here to compartmentalize all right wait what enough with the big words oh my gosh let’s just go all right we’re in this beautiful neighborhood look wo what is

This place oh my gosh I want to go to that house over there that house all right let’s make a turn to the right buddy what uh what is this well this is the first house you’re going to be touring the first house is this house it

Looks like a dirt Shack hang on hang on there’s some pretty you know exciting things inside just uh take it easy you know we’ve got this beautiful landscape with the beautiful blooming red flowers yes go over here Cas what Nico what hey why are you walking away is it even

Legal to sell a dirt house I don’t think so so there’s no way this is stable yeah there has to be health concerns with that and how does the wiring even get through I don’t know just show us inside please listen just don’t sleep on the

House right it’s a good house it’s a great functional house all right we have this non creaky wooden door oh and we come inside to your beautiful one bedroom zero B apartment all right what wait there’s no bathrooms in here this is perfect you’re going to have to drop

Your dungs outside e how is this perfect Mia guys I found the bathroom wait what oh gross oh so efficient cash that’s just a hole ew wait that’s disgusting oh gosh nasty well this place is awesome I’ll take it no no no don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t listen listen listen all

Right just look at how comfy this bed is oh my shoulder oh my gosh it does not look comfy at all that looks like it’s made out of dirt are you serious listen to me boy all right uh okay we have the most intense security system down below

All right I knew it I knew it but is it the Security System supposed to get inside the house what do you mean why is there security system listen listen this is where you’re going to store your most profound items all right gosh that’s a complicated word profound I know this

House is resident sleeper actually yeah this is resident sleeper boring uh anyways what do we have down here listen we’ve got the security system down here all right nobody is ever going to get past us not even a noob all right what uh Hey sir I think there’s a noob over

There hey Noob get over here dude oh oh gosh no what happened to the realtor oh jeez oh gosh guys look at the new there hey hey that’s the security system oh my gosh cat he said it was supposed to be Noob proof yeah look he’s so

Easily uh what happened with him I think he’s gone he died let’s just get out of here wait no we have to reach the end are you sure we have to see what’s on the other side fine it is very tempting to see all those chests and look at this

Look at these Fireballs I could easily Dodge them then do it okay try dodging a cash all right here I go ow ow no no oh my gosh save him oh is he okay cash ow no oh gosh Mia oh gosh don’t do the same

I guess I have to follow suit oh my gosh sorry ni you got hit by your own oh gosh I guess I’m the only one here now are you serious I have to do this myself I Pro to that that I am the best Minecraft player oh gosh another Fireball right

There okay come on let’s go I just got to go make it to the end make it to the end my friends they’re God I need to do this for them okay oh gosh I wish I got hit by that fireball right there that was a close one anyways are you serious

There’s nothing in here oh my gosh I just got scas whatever gosh Nico’s finally back hi Nico hey guys what’s up welcome back buddy all right well that’s proof that the security system works okay the noob got through it yeah that thing has no security yeah that’s true all right all

Right do you guys want to see the next house or what what uh yes please the big one fine I want to see the big house come on clock’s ticking let’s go it’s time to see the best house now okay you have enough monies for this one right of

Course how much is it um how much um I think it was 2.3 million monies wait what nice all right let’s get this house tour going all right come on in oh my gosh I’m so excited to see this house right guys yes I’m super excited this is

So boozy oh my gosh I’m ready uh just come on in here to the kitchen okay all right and look this house has 10 furnaces wo oh you could Pi so many cupcakes in these yep and just stay right there all right and then the doors

Are locked what hey wait wait wait hey hey what are you doing let us out why are we stuck listen I knew you guys were fooling me all right you don’t have enough Monies to buy the house then why are you locking Us in here get us out of

Here I don’t know I’m going to lock in here and inform the authorities and they’re going to come uh get you let us out oh my gosh good luck escaping bud how do we get out of here we got to use context clues um guys do you see this uh

There’s doors doors item frames H this is too complicated item frames what are those for cash I don’t know should we take them off the wall can’t take it off oh what hey how do we get out of here just release us no you’re not getting out until you buy the

House or the cops come let us out what about another option I don’t know wait I actually remember there’s an advanced security system on the door uh wait an advanced security system to get out yeah you have to like find all the walls inside of the house or something but

You’ll probably never find it wait what he’s doubting us good luck losers and just let me know if you buy the house because then I’ll let you out oh my gosh is he forcing us to try and buy this thing I think so let’s just go into

Demon mode and find a way out what okay demon mode activated everyone search around come on come on ah let’s keep searching gosh uh wait guys what do you guys see that down there it’s a bed see what wait but cash below the bed I don’t care what’s below I care about sleeping

On the bed no we cash breaking hey look at this what wait oops Mia you pick up the chest and guys I think we just found the first one purple wool let’s go wait and he says we have to collect all the walls in order to unlock the door nice

And this is what you call an advanced security system wow not that advanced if it’s this easy okay so now I can just place it boom is it unlocked no Nico oh gosh I think we have to get all of them oh we need a lot

More you guys are taking too long okay well we got to keep searching around everyone they opening things open everything wait guys oh there it is do you see this right here there we go wo the secret basement oh gosh another one of these things guys oh no and look I

Got yellow wool nice job guys look what just opened over there wo thanks ni oh my go I didn’t help get it back okay let’s go and now oh gosh do I just make a leap of faith I think so you got this no gosh wait it worked you did it okay

And then now H what opened over here is that wa you left me oh I’m sorry I was falling cash oh my gosh let’s just get over with this Advanced security system and let’s get out of this place uh guys where are we I’m confused cash did you

Find anything oh my ah took you long enough what is this I don’t know I was waiting for you guys to figure it out is this some target practice oh my gosh a chest with bows and arrows this is definitely target practice this is such a good security system I think we have

To shoot all these targets and then it should unlock something are you ready I got it oops cash it’s not shooting a Target um I’m missing okay I’m shooting it’s this one this one this one and then this one over there uh did it do anything wait what help well what’s that

Guys wait Mia what happened wao oh gosh guys I got red wool though yay uh but what did you open down here I don’t know I was standing there shooting and then CL plop oh my gosh well uh wait guys I think the Blue’s over there wait

What do these pressure plates do though I wouldn’t step on that oh jeez oh gosh they fall and guys uh if you look underneath it’s the void oh jeez oh no not the void oh gosh no we should be fine actually there’s like not many pressure plates here yeah these are pretty easy

And then now I can finally get the light blue wool perfect this is amazing nice okay but what ises this button do cash I don’t know press it okay ready let’s go we’re back finally gosh that took so long but we got everything yay we got

The last three okay ready I’m going to put blue right here then red right here and then yellow right here sorry me other’s that an orange what why I don’t know but is the door opening yes it opened finally oh my my gosh yeah hey

Mister gosh oh uh did you guys want to buy the house now uh no we don’t oh gosh uh what are you guys going to do to me come over here come over here get over here get Go it’s Clos it oh hey hey let me out that’s what you get bye hey oh my gosh well at least we’re done with that true yeah thank goodness if you want to watch more n catch VES they C on on the screen if you enjoyed then please subscribe bye guys subscribe

Bye a few moments later oh man the park looks so nice now I can finally hang out with my friends and oh yes they’re waiting for me over here let’s go well you know I made a new Redstone project and it opens my door automatically how

Did you make that cash well it was super simple it’s just Redstone torches and repeaters ooh really mhm that’s pretty sick oh oh well well I mined a whole bunch of diamonds yesterday anyways me and what did you build well I built an ice cream machine but it doesn’t

Dispense ice cream Mia why you talking like that because I have a little bit of a cold oh jeez guys can you scoot over a little bit so I can any um Shady do you have anything that you wanted to share as well yeah yeah uh I built a banana

Statue guys hello that’s awesome can I sit here too anyways I’m pooped I think we should go home and let Mia rest okay uh I’m so glad we got this new park I know uh sh what about you sh sh Shady oh why do all my friends not like me they

All just ignore me when I Tred to talk you know what it’s better being alone anyways I’m going to become an independent human being I don’t need friends you know what I’m just going to sit on my couch and be lazy today enjoy my free time by myself I don’t need no

Friends all I need is myself and I can play some games and oh gosh you know what maybe I’ll feel less alone if I watch the news guy he always has something to say attention Square City residents are you tired of being overlooked and you need something to make you

Irresistible well I’m here to introduce you to the best perfume ever that’s exactly what I need uh yeah I kind of know you look lonely as heck on that couch wait wait I can see you you can see me yeah I wish somebody would let me

Out of this freaking TV you know what I’m going to change the channel but before I do before I do um where do I get that perfume it’s called block love and it’s at the store the grocery store yeah wait please don’t turn off the TV

Oh uh and he’s gone oopsies okay you know what that sounds amazing he said that that perfume would make me irresistible and that everyone would like me so you know what I’m going to get it to the grocery store oh my gosh I ran here so fast and

I’m so glad the grocery store got renovated it looks so much better now where would this perfume be would it be in the meat section um hello hello hello who are you hello I am J Jay J J well I want the perfume I want the

Perfume this me no the one I saw in the advertisement hey what are you doing the one I saw in the advertisement perfume yes ah yes I have I have perfume wait you do actually aren’t you supposed to sell meats you know what whatever here perfume uh that doesn’t look like the

Perfume that is Minch beef I don’t want that hey I’ll see you later maybe when I get meat okay come back uh excuse me hey how are you doing who are you I’m Howard why are there so many weird people at this store do you just know where the

Perfume is hey I’m not weird what the heck what actually never mind you’re pretty cool but still where’s the perfume perfume this is not the right section oh my gosh none of you guys are helpful do you want a sandwich you know what I could take a sandwich right now

Okay what type of Sandwich uh I don’t know just surprised me oh okay we have a Triple Decker raw salmon sandwich W wo wo wo wo you do yeah let me have that let me have that okay hold on now do you want to add anything on it uh no what

You just want raw salmon uh yeah okay okay I mean we have lettuce lettuce sure okay here we go I’m I’m putting it in uh why did you take out an anvil don’t ask questions buddy okay ah here you go one raw salmon sandwich thank you boy thanks

For coming you know what should I even ask you anything I don’t think you’re going to be helpful what excuse me what do you mean by that where’s the perfume I got fish perfume you want it right now that is a blobfish no it works oh my

Gosh whatever Juliet how did ni none of your employees are useful I just watched you walk around the whole store well anyways do you know where the perfume is oh yeah what type of perfume the perfume it was called block love oh we have that

We do have that okay well uh give it to me please okay wait I got to go grab it so feel free to talk to my employee uh uh to Howard F hey hey why you you did not pay for your meat well I I gave

It back oh gosh uh what is that you’re holding this is just my Deli knife and this is my fish knife we’re going to use it to cut up your sandwich you guys can take the sandwich back we will cut it for you do you have the perfume I do I’m

Going to give it to your right now be careful with it oh be careful I’ve seen crazy things done with that thing okay I’ll be very careful with it oh oh oh n why did you Splash that oopsies what is that smell you can do whatever you want it

Smells like poo poo hey uh why are you guys looking at me like that smells pretty good you can have your sandwich back take it back you can have a bilon sandwiches take your sandwich you have all the free fish you want oh my gosh oh

My gosh oh my gosh guys there crazy people following me oh my gosh okay I got to hide behind the tree hide hide hide we see you oh my gosh oh my gosh wait did these guys really leave a fish and sandwich Trail what the heck I get infinite raw salmon

Sandwiches now let’s go I’m just going to throw those over there you know what I kind of want to get a hot chocolate right now that would be so nice wait a second uh why are there so many people in here oh my God can I get my coffee

They’re taking forever I hate my job Emily hurry up I’m trying I guess there’s a group of girls here I’ll wait my turn in line um what does that smell excuse me Lauren you just cut me oh I’m so sorry wow you smell really good hey

Um I have a piece of paper and I was wondering if um you can put your phone number on it what I’m I’m I’m okay oh okay well um if your phone number was the amount of money you have um how much money would you have well well no no

You’re just trying to get my phone number give it give me can I please just have a hot chocolate oh my gosh yeah can can you just get these girls out of here first you can talk to me yeah you can talk to me I’m okay I’m okay let’s just hang

Out just get away from me can we sit next to you no no no please please oh come on let’s all sit together no no no no no enter bed please help me take these girls with you out of the store go what is Emily doing the over there hey

Uh you’re graffitiing on my walls oh my gosh what is that write it down it’s my number I don’t want your number oh my gosh why why you guys still following me please just give me some space Oh what is going on oh my gosh help me oh my gosh no get

Out who wow well I didn’t know you could do that you stay out do not touch my boy you creeps sweaty and gross muscular uh why are they just saying adjectives I don’t know come to the bathroom Bal what do you we come to the bathroom hey oh

Gosh hide in there they can’t come in oh my gosh bull you’re a lifesaver yeah I know who’s that behind you what what do you mean don’t turn around what do you mean don’t turn around uh wait Chad yeah uh you know what I’m just going to turn around B

Yeah what’s going on right now look at me n enough I need to have a mantoan talk with Nico I’m just going to I’m Majestic looking well what happened hang on Chad there is um W gats out there go get them oh yeah yeah uh oh

My gosh boy Splash his perfume and now everyone’s following me I smell it it smells uh uh a little too girly for me what yeah well I didn’t know that I like the smell of must and trees and dirt better why is the block breaking I don’t

Know why you still looking at me I’m Majestic looking oh my gosh I think he wants to look at himself in the mirror okay well uh he can do that in the other bathroom oh well anyways please help me I wanted people to pay attention to me

But now this is just too much okay well I will be our body guard so where are we going oh I need to do things today like I need to grab money out of the bank I haven’t paid my rent all right let’s go I will take peekaboo uh what the heck

I’m just going to rock past this guy I need to go look in the mirror well is that guy new he’s new bro what the heck okay bll you have to protect me you’re going to be my bodyguard I don’t see them out here so I think we’re in the

Clear oh let’s go okay please help me people won’t be weird there’s the banker lady oh hello Hi how are you I’m I’m I’m good H Nico she is trying to Riz you what does that mean I think whatever you are wearing is making all of these girls

Crazy look behind you oh would you would you like the key you know you deserve it honestly you do the key to what at the bank obviously you know you might as well take it say yes say yes what do you mean to say yes it’s free money what is

It not enough free money here I got all of my money here you can have all of it wait wait wait wait what wo wo wo wo no lady keep your money we are not here to rob the bank yeah but I mean just just

Go along with it I don’t think we should take our own money let’s just steal the bank money well no we’re not stealing what do you mean oh yeah Baker is a fine if we go to the Vault oh of course go have fun you see boo we’re being invited

Inside yes we’re just the maintenance crew the maintenance crew that’s good okay uh why is the door to this uh oh that was from a robber before it’s fine let me get it uh what what about this how do I enter this whoo Ed the key code

The key code didn’t work oh let me get it oh thank you um lady can you shut off the laser lasers ow the lasers oh here let me just break them for you well this is some W treatment girls will do anything for you come on over here

What’s next after this oh I just got to put the password in and wait what uh Rob Rob what are you doing in here uh just doing my daily uh robbery oh my gosh here’s some for me yo they updated this Bank fault and I still broke in oh my

Gosh uh you know what wao there’s a ton of loot in here what oh my gosh bu this is amazing oh well I know maybe I don’t mind smelling Majestic it has a lot of perks to it but it looks like Rob cleared the whole Bank out oh wait

There’s still stuff in here just grab what you need and let’s go I know okay I’m grabbing things okay let’s go look they’re distracted over there yeah you’re right you know what I have to bust down the door myself watch out okay what the heck how are you doing

That bull I am super strength oh my gosh let’s go yeah and you know what wait stop oh it’s just cash I need monies I oh sup Nico uh hi cash I missed you for so long where were you where have you been what do you mean you didn’t really

Care about me this morning ni you were like my best friend and you did you know I want to be just like you what yeah I wish I could be exactly like you hey you should come hang out with us come on back to the neighborhood what are we doing there we’re hanging

Out obviously hey here you don’t even have to use your legs I’ll carry you okay hey put him down put me down bll I’m trying to talk to my friend B I think I’m fine okay cash is influenced by your smell oh gosh but you know what

It’s okay you can go back to the gym I’m not by anything bull I just think he’s awesome yeah I’m awesome okay all right let’s go Nico again you don’t have to use your legs wait what you’re just going to carry me yeah of course you’re

So awesome and famous that I would never let someone like you walk on their own two legs oh my gosh this special treatment is amazing I can’t believe I’m living like this now do you think that you can make me famous one day what do

You mean why would I want to do that well I’m hoping that by being super nice to you that you can give me some cool stuff too yeah well maybe oh let’s go you know what you’re actually so cool that I’m going to reel you in on a

Secret that we’ve actually never told you before a secret what do you mean by that well it’s something me Shady Mia and Zoe have all known about for the past day but you haven’t wait for a whole day to tell me yeah here just follow me okay oh my gosh okay okay this

Is going to be a little confusing but just stay with me here okay uh okay but why are we at Shady’s house this is so weird uh well we’re not going to what you just walked through the wall what come on Nico what the heck is this sh

Grab this uh don’t worry about those voices you hear down and up what does this mean W wao what is this wait Shady Zoe what are you guys doing down here uh just taking care of this uh seab bear why is there a Sea Bear here I don’t know we’re

Trying to get rid of it and it’s gone nice Shady what is this place and why is under your base welcome to my secret lab his secret lab so you copied M uh no mine’s better look mine has that his has that what how did you do that I can scan

People it’s a hologram projection w what you want me to scan you it says unknown you don’t know how to work it here I’ll scan you Nico one second let me turn it off okay Nico are you ready I’m scanning you uh yeah I’m ready do I

Just stand here no you don’t need to stand there oh you don’t oh okay watch look boom wait what that’s me right there keep it on him you’re so famous why are you saying I’m famous I don’t know you like smell so good now I mention it you do smell pretty good

That’s what I was saying he’s awesome isn’t he what uh okay he’s literally awesome oh well thank you guys uh I think I’m going to go now you’re welcome hey do you want um any meat by any chance minced beef oh gosh don’t tell me

You got that from ji I got it from J at the deli I’m okay okay suit yourself all right guys I’m going to go down by hey hey where you going so fast come here uh I’m going back home because I’m kind of tired you haven’t even checked out the

Other spaces in my lab come look oh wait other spaces wo I have the storage room and I have a laser is this deadly uh yeah if I point it at you um you might die how do you do that you just have to click on it w wow all right anyway time

To go to the next room okay look yeah and what’s over here you’ll see look it is the security room wo and are these all security cameras yep and on this TV you can watch like everywhere in square City yeah it looks like we’re just looking at a black screen right now well

It’s not on and I haven’t set it up yet okay well I I think I’m going to go home no no no no not yet right uh guys he shouldn’t leave yet not yet definitely not yet well well I’m done with this place I think uh no no you’re not just

Just have a seat and we’ll all hang out and be happy friends St I want to go home though no no going home for you I I’m I’m I’m out of here I’m out of here I already blocked it off wait don’t blocked it off yeah oh my gosh get me

He’s breaking out get him don’t let him out oh my gosh wait guys Nico wants to get out yeah oh yeah yeah please let me out guys oh wait we have to listen to him yeah we would do anything for him all right let him out this is so weird I’m so confused

With what’s going on but you know what uh yeah I’m going to go on your way I need to get this perfume off off me this is a curse if you love something you have to let it go what is going on down there you know what I’m just not going

To judge I need to wash his perfume off get this thing off for me this is a curse in Disguise Nico where you going uh uh wait you’re still following me where you going cash get him oh okay well let me just wash out this perfume

Real quick and then he won’t like me anymore I’ll grab him um uh hello Nico come back ni what you doing come on let’s go we need to go back to the base the perfume is waterproof what no let’s let’s hey how’d he get out of my hands He Slipped get

Slippery and wet get out of here no let us in don’t open the door don’t open the door just break it down just break it down