Battle Squad – Minecraft Battle In Real Life | Diamond Battle 2

Wo good morning ladies and gentlemen thank you for tuning in and thank you xshot for sponsoring this video now Steve bring me my coffee thank you Steve Cheers oh nothing like a piping hot pepper when he picks up for breakfast Eric can I have a bite of that yummy pizza oh yeah that’s the stuff I love pepperoni hey Granny set up the Portal good job now Steve go through the nether portal and get me a PS5 so I can play Minecraft huh 2 hours Later oh SI thank you Steve how much do I owe you okay I’ll be right Back hey watch where you throw them apples my robot head is sensitive Barbie does Ken know you’re sleeping with Paul Champagne just what I was looking for here you go Steve pleasure doing business with you oh sick this is my first time playing Minecraft so if you have any tips comment below let me know be sure to check out the new xshot skins lock Blaster it’s my new favorite Blaster I love It yes did someone take a bite out of my Burrito hey Paul here’s a fresh new burrito for you to heat up with your flamethrower I love burritos thanks Karen you’re welcome enjoy your breakfast let me know what your favorite food is while I rip this delicious burrito with my flamethrower M that’s how you eat up a burrito with the Flamethrower no why am I losing my Heart no I died a o can I get a bite of that here you go just one bite thank you hey how did you afford a PS5 I borrowed one of your diamonds borrowed yeah don’t worry I’ll pay you back later you never pay me back yeah I

Do what the heck you just broke the TV that was an accident I was aiming for your big fat pumpkin head no I lost the heart this means Waroo w now I just need eye Protection Woo check out this big fat girthy juicy blaster M wao and don’t forget your eye protection yeah and most importantly your battle Squad patch which you can buy from the link Below a oh yeah Blaster is massive that’s what she said what no this was supposed to be a massive rage fire whatever Size Doesn’t Matter no mo Paul here’s a box so you can make a box for and hide like a little baby thanks Karen I owe you one you’re

Going to need all the help you can get oh yeah this box board is massive a box for pipsqueak Paul only cowards hide behind those Steve bring me Paul’s head no Steve I thought we were friends yes Steve get that noob’s thumb box for it huh

Ah no my box for you’ll pay for that Steve you’re not going to do any damage with that tiny pipsqueak Blaster I’ll use this diamond sword to fight Steve good idea Karen I am the world’s smartest robot no I need more cover this is the last

Time I’m helping you need to fight like a man and stop being a little baby parent don’t help that Noob wa no I’m jammed yes Dred what’s going on here a banana huh these go best with ketchup granny Ew Eric is eating a banana with ketchup on it that gives me an idea perfect Karen are you okay these floors are really slippery Ken I need you to go over to Eric’s box for and give him this birthday present now go you can at least say please I have a special surprise

Present for you from Paul it’s for your birthday a birthday present thank you Karen but my birthday was 10 days ago H better late than ever comment when your birthday is down below all I want for my birthday is a husband who will love me what is this happy birthday

Eric no I lost half my health Karen bring me a powerful Blaster so I can finish him off here’s a brand new lock Blaster from xshot come over here and try it out get out out your phone and scan the QR code to get the top secret code now

Enter in your combination to unlock the Blaster and remember you can lock your blaster again so no one else can use it except for you hey Eric eat This I’m out no I only have one heart left granny this is Eric I need you to bring me food so I can regenerate my health please and thank You oh man free chicken a fully C rotisserie chicken and a glass of milk to wash it all down h Steve I need you to stand guard and keep an eye out for Paul while I enjoy this delicious chicken dinner comment your favorite sauces here I got the Buffalo and the barbecue let’s dig in yes I’m regenerating Eric regenerated to full heart and he has a Steve guarding him

What am I supposed to do now there’s some potions in this Minecraft chest that might help a potion of invisibility and a potion of poison I have the perfect plan it worked I’m invisible now time to go poison Eric What was in that I’m losing lies huh Give me that I’m almost out of Hearts a golden apple yes I’m saved yes the new lock Blaster oh sick code is 726 this is for Steve oh how you get me out of ammo reloading yeah now where did he Go I need to find some food so I can regenerate granny my spear thanks granny let’s go spear fishing boys wa I’m in the forest awesome if you haven’t already subscribe as I spear fish in the wild woo 5 minutes later look I got a big one now I just

Got to go back through the portal and cook him up now I just need to cook this fish without burning it yes perfectly cooked and seasoned yes it’s Working wow pipsqueak is camping what a noob I know what’ll get him out of that tent Karen all right listen up use this beautiful busty big booty blonde Barbie to lure Paul out of his tent okay yes sir I’ll H that big old booty on your

Head now go Karen go go on my way hey Paul help Britney is out here all alone in the wild come out here and save her before she is eaten by a wild animal or Worse Britney what are you doing out here it’s not safe no I’m losing Hearts been being

Boozled woo yeah good teamwork Karen here’s a cookie for helping me out I love yummy cookies Why do we always get the tiny Blaster wao finally a big one comment below if you think Size Matters yes a shield potion and a Terminator potion Pi squeak paw stop running and fight me like a man ah ah I need my shield potion oh my heart No out of ammo time for my Terminator Potion I’m the Terminator a V Baby time to play [Applause] Minecraft Freddy you saved me oh thank you Granny now it’s time to take out Eric once and for all now I just need to chug this breathing potion so I can dive deep into this hot tub for my final Blaster what the one thing a can’t resist is a piping hot pepperoni Pizza I smell a piping hot pepperoni pizza oh yeah hey hey hey get back here I got you finally oh yeah baby hey Eric this is for taking my diamond was just borrowing it I was going to pay you back it’s too late now chew on this no oh my

Life no please don’t take me please don’t take me I’ll give you a slice of pizza yes I win now I’m going to enjoy this delicious burrito please help me get my Diamond Back by watching our other videos and have yourself a burrito full

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