Beating Minecraft With CURSED DIFFICULTY Enabled!

Today we’re gonna be playing minecraft on a brand new cursed difficulty but this isn’t just any curse difficulty it is the cursed troll difficulty so our goal is gonna be to get diamonds and i would say without dying but to be honest with you that’s not

Gonna happen i’m gonna be joined up with jelly and crainer which is only gonna make this a hundred times more annoying and harder but if you want us to try out some other crazy difficulties click the like button and also head over to slogo.com to check out the awesome merch

Anyway let’s get into the video look at this Wait look guys have you realized the the flowers are upside down oh i thought it was carrots for a little bit oh i kind of like them like this it looks kind of unique look all of the flowers look at them all oh that looks so weird i’m calling this one steve

Wait why they’re all steve jelly hey jelly try to pet him try to pet him oh jelly you’re a dummy jelly our whole point is that we’re trying to beat the game in the cursed difficulties okay listen the bees are gonna die too all right at least

At least that’s the positive thing okay sure oh look at god come on guys i think we should go to this village and just loot up if we’re gonna beat the game we need to take this seriously okay normal village guys yeah i mean it looks normal

Except for i don’t think this looks normal and look at the horse oh wait guys look wait oh look at the sheep look at the wait the sheep there’s a knight in the golem over here come with me okay guys look at this iron golem look it

Looks so cool wait what is he doing look whoa whoa it’s like a robot oh my god wait cursed iron golem is always angry guys oh that is wait have you guys seen the villagers yet no come to me oh they’re also she’s trying to loot up

Cheap people she peoples oh look at this villager look at this tiny guy yeah all right i’m gonna start getting some resources so that we can beat the game someone put a crafting bench down oh look at just dead okay everything disappeared wait what make a crafting table put it down

It disappeared ah wait what crafting tables don’t excite how do we how do we craft that um guys i’m not sure wait wait do we have to find one in the village does that mean is that even a thing look at the bed did someone steal the i saw wheat here

I want to go oh i got something wait the chest holes ooh here we will come guys you come here wait i’m just grabbing some wheat hang on we need to figure out how to craft guys that’s a break like wait brains [Applause] oh guys i ate the bread in there and

I’ve got poison we can’t eat either wait josh the iron golem is coming for you oh no guys do we even think about like how we’re gonna do this like well we need step one we did not craft yeah it’s not possible well step one wait no guys we’re so dumb look up

What wait they teleported up there wait what there’s so many as well did you guys make that many why are there look i can craft up here guys okay you could have made a staircase that we could all get to uh seriously what do you guys think this is the hands

Break in and bring it down no because then it will go up again here you go maybe if we don’t put it on the house it will be lower put it low as possible ah no put it as low as possible i can still reach it yeah grab it break

It i’ll put it as low no you could even dig it into a whole jelly oh with my hands yeah check this out okay go put it in a hole put it in a hole okay here underneath of the house further down oh wait okay well it’s not that high now oh

Come on wait i think i found a solution look guys if we put it down and i stand on it never mind okay well i’m gonna i’m just gonna build up to this one i got a stone pickaxe okay one cobble two purple keep doing that all right three cobbles oh good it

Worked it worked yeah yeah i got it i don’t need that anymore and now i need to make fun are you kidding me skeleton sheep guys what did you get poisoned yeah wait please tell me wow hi i ate the sheep mutton hell wait jenny’s flying kenny’s flying back [Applause] oh maybe we can steal it i think he’s gonna get to it my items are disappearing i can’t pick them up this is a troll wait really guys what the items are a troll i can’t pick them up anymore they keep i can pick my items up when i drop them

I don’t know what you’re talking about yeah i’m picking your items up jelly no problem yeah what do you mean i don’t know it’s just weird hey guys at least a boat is not cur what just happened why is there a boat on a crafting bench the boats are cursed the boats are

Cursed uh what happened i was i was saying at least the boats aren’t cursing then it killed me okay i got killed by a boat so so now what wait no no crainer crane build a boat and put it in the water then you’ll be fine

No i’ll i’ll show you guys what the boat does no because it’ll go up and then come down again in the both water guys follow me oh there we go we really follow me for both times i really need to get working we need to get iron

Down the ball okay put it down see it’s fine i’ll get in here okay never mind [Applause] whoa why do i keep eating look at me i’m cool hey can i get in please yeah just yeah use it and then it’ll it’s it infinite roller coaster right

Guys i think we should probably move on and try and find some iron yeah i’m in danger ow okay guys i found berries one two can you eat them um are you eating the berries ready why is it taking yeah it’s fine it’s fine berries are great berries are fine i’m

Also going to take every single one of them so you guys can’t get any all right well guys we got it we got to start making moves how about we make a furnace we need probably need to do it in a different order uh probably iron first

Well i bet you that a furnace well because the furnace might be completely different place to the iron do you think pig meat kills me oh i float i float okay i’m good thing i’m under a tree um can i eat some of that jones yeah just be careful about floating yeah

Oh you can eat potatoes guys oh really potatoes taters are fine is there any more on this thing i saw so many potatoes and i left them behind the taters are fine guys there’s nothing good over here all right i’m gonna go try find a cave

This is uh this is taking way too long oh wait i found a chicken guys come over here there’s a chicken it’s a zombie chicken though i’m cooking my taters who wants to try out the chicken me all right crain has already got it raw chicken test

Oh just the normal stuff okay let’s go find the iron we’ve been talking about this for a while please let’s just go find it what’s up guys i have an iron axe wait hold on a villager okay good for you buddy let’s go perfect dying question potato Okay what were you doing no he was he was trying to punch you down with the tater i don’t know man okay well i’m trying to find iron in here that would be useful existing curse oh why guys if i die i won’t be up you don’t have any sheep meat

What is that what oh it’s a chicken okay i’m gonna mine up oh this is not iron how did you get tnt is actually good for you imagine if it’s actually water though no it is normal it’s normal it wasn’t it wasn’t worth testing was it here you

Go jelly all right i’m mining the iron i might die no cleaner what my iron axe is [Applause] mind the iron oh what it broke your pickaxe as well uh it breaks oh okay this is fine this is fine we’ve got we’ve got we’ve technically got three iron now guys they’re not even ingots it’s raw iron jetty this is the new minecraft never mind

Oh um wait what do you do with raw iron uh you cook it it’s literally just raw iron i mean it’s iron ore it’s like raw chicken okay put the furnace down i guess put the furnace down you were talking about how you made the furnace how did you lose it

I lost it okay uh i guess i’ll put a crafting [ __ ] down if i put it here that’s not gonna help josh okay all right listen listen listen i have enough stone right okay we have enough stone all right we need a crafting bench there

We need a crafting bench um i tried to put it down and it just disappeared so i’ll do it again i guess i’ll try to go find it i mean i’m gonna have a pickaxe now there it is okay that’s fine great job where is it that’s okay

Next to the water okay i already tried that and it disappeared come on okay okay so now someone you’re making it okay and also make a bunch of pickaxes okay place it down no because we just need the iron one the iron one might not break

The furnace is walking away what trap it trap how Hopefully we only need one iron pickaxe then that can mine the rest of the iron horrible guys um so well we don’t really need more iron than this we can just we can even what okay we can just make a boy and then go get diamond

Yeah i’ll make a pickaxe i got this guy well you may as well mine the rest of the iron i mean come on and i know where diamond is follow me i want a pickaxe there’s diamond down here trust me well diamond is always down there yeah that’s i agree first try guys

Okay i’m just going to make a stone pick guys if you guys aren’t going to make me i’m going to make an iron pickaxe boy trust me guys i’m going to be the one what are you doing karina i’m digging down finding diamond all right guys listen to this

I own big eggs okay jelly sound like a seal where okay should we come you might want to come down are you guys following me guys help ah oh oh my god that didn’t kill me you know i’ve changed the plans guys there’s no diamond down here

Julie come this way i gotta be honest i had that was a terrible plan and i apologize i’m coming down wait you didn’t find anything he’s coming back up oh my god you guys are so dumb all right let’s go find a cave then let’s go and find the cave

Wait jelly what are you holding there’s a kid jenny what are you holding this one what are you holding berries those are my berries jelly no they’re not look give them to us they’re mine now okay whatever all right i’m going down here listen guys i think

There’s a cave underneath of this so we gotta whoa there’s no cave i’m gonna drown i’m gonna drown wait really i can’t see it cave do you see a cave no it’s too dark oh this way wait it’s a glowing axolotl there are stuff glowing under here oh i’m gonna drown

Wait what is a glowing squid i’m gonna drown go back out please don’t drown whose idea was this jelly said that he saw something squid i thought maybe it’s a cave but it’s a glowing i do see i do see a glowing entrance over there though

Oh no i’m gonna die i’m gonna die i’m gonna this is death okay this isn’t gonna work we need a different place yeah we need a different entrance jelly you idiot whoa go towards the glowing squid there is an engine oh i see a name tag down there glowing squid glowing squid

Oh put a torch down oh i see it oh hey [Applause] hello giant cave okay why why do not die please hey guys look at me i got a job wait what do you even know where the water is okay this is a weird ravine oh wait wait diamond set zombie

Diamond’s home i’m in danger can someone kill it it’s going to kill me i don’t know what can you that’s a really good question torches guys i can’t see anything this is bad i think i’m guys i don’t think that this is oh my goodness this full diamond thing is

Coming towards me does it count as diamond if we kill the diamond zombie we’re deep enough let’s just start digging okay i’m digging this way i mean yeah i’m following josh as well i don’t know where julie went guys i am the one with the pickaxe we’re definitely we’re definitely low

Enough several months later okay this isn’t working like i i give up i want it i want to find easy diamonds digging is annoying okay can we are you guys just gonna look at oh there he is hello jelly come with me eating berries is really annoying where

Are you going we should stick together come back one more torch yeah so that’s why we shouldn’t be digging a cave we should stay near the lava come on okay okay good idea josh big brother yeah absolutely big brain thank you well we are going deep yeah this is i

Dude i kind of love and hate this new update because it’s so confusing yeah and but it’s more difficult to find diamonds so it’s an actual Wait guys no wait no wait wait wait what something is like obviously no what are you talking about something’s gonna go wrong something’s gonna go wrong go on go on mate go on one and two yeah and go oh that was easy it’s a normal diamond that was just it

Okay and it makes me fast wait what it makes me [ __ ] can you get the rest jelly all right all right all right all right there we go boys picking it all up and nothing bad happens i’m super fast oh crainer nothing bad happens guys so we did it

Bad we did it did you just throw a diamond in the lot thanks for watching the video i guess we kind of did it that was really difficult head over to slogan.com for the awesome merch and if you want another video there are videos on the screen go and click them and enjoy