Beating Minecraft’s Parkour Challenge – EPIC Game Master Showdown!

Test test test this is just an audio test I’ll be just give me a second and we’re live about time I should say let me just get the chat up and running all right now that we got Chad up and running let’s hop into the game okay that’s good

Okay the challenge okay so here’s the challenge for the day yo what’s up we got lots of people oh hang on I got to make sure the audio is because I just I just switched audio outputs give me a second um are we picking up are we

Picking I need to know is the is it picking up game audio can you’all hear that I gotta make sure y’all can hear that anyway so today’s challenge I’m GNA put this into um full screen mode here okay good all right I’m going to put this in the full screen mode and

This is going to jack with my game because it it keeps trying yep it’s going to put me into um okay here we are dang it why is it like this anyway so here’s the challenge for the day um we all know that there’s that one there’s that one parkour map that’s

Always in every YouTube short well guess what if you saw my short earlier I found it I found the map not earlier today but I found the exact map for the thing yep I found this map yeah I’m in I’m just sitting down there but it’s this map look familiar at all

That’s because it’s this map so that’s what I’m going to be uh that’s what we’re doing here oh is that the I’m going to butcher this is that the fren is that the French that’s is that the French frag that looks like the French flag okay so anyway challenge

Today I got to beat that that’s that’s what I got to beat okay that’s so here we go let’s oh we’re up to a great start oh I actually made that um so this I don’t know the world record is like 7 minutes and 11 seconds so what happened is there no

Audio no there’s audio and it’s playing what happened um I can take there’s a um is it is something messed up I can um I think it’s got to be full screen my full screen is Anno being annoying right now it messes with my game oh yeah

That’s so much better anyway all right here we go I’m going to complete this death run thing so here we go now I’ve done a little bit of it because I had to uh so I know I know this first part oh hang on I’m I have my audio

Loing there there hang on I got got to mute it ah sorry all right here we go okay here we go do I hop here yeah okay checkpoint lava this is like one of the most famous parkour maps of literal all time and here I am trying to beat it well that

Sucks okay I think I have to start all the way do I have to start all the way from the beginning or there like a way up dude I know I’m goingon to do absolutely terrible so I hit the checkpoint but I still have to go all the way back that’s

Frustrating yo question how are the uh why why did it take me out of Sprint that’s aggravating can I not go through here you’re Russian at the same you love America sorry that was probably it that was cheesy I apologize right that’s not the French flag that was the Russian

Flag I knew I was going to get it backwards I’m so sorry you it’s level one and I’m struggling on level one oh my gosh okay this is how this is going to go last time I did this I had no problem getting past this cuz I had to get it

For YouTube short but now I guess it’s technically level two okay okay we did it okay we made it yes he’s here also welcome Jack sorry I’m the late the late timing um I wasn’t able to get home until much later than anticipated and here we are trying to beat this Minecraft

Parkour okay okay now now we’re zooming now we’re zooming now we got it now we’re zooming it’s just like a YouTube short maximum stimulation I I’ll look at chat when I get a chance but I’m zooming and I don’t want to die boom let’s go it my chat delay shouldn’t be very

Long I’m glad you wish the Speedy development of the channel I started to take it seriously not on no not on New Year’s that’s not when I decided to take it seriously I took it seriously um like two days before New Year’s and so far I’ve gotten pretty good results for

Actually taking it seriously um I have it on ultra low latency though that could be disabled to answer your question as to what my chat delay is um I have seen that for a while but I’m I’m not looking down every time because I have to uh okay I remember

This level this one was annoyingly hard cuz I have to focus so I guess send a message in the chat and I can tell you if I see it or how soon I see it all right so I said that message yo y kylo’s back so that’s when

I got that message ow dang it glad to see we got the gang back together for a not the same traditional hardcore world or not no survival world that I was doing but for something different okay we’re now oh oh it’s got the uh the uh cinematic zoom

Bar 5 Seconds yeah okay good there should be about a 5sec delay which is good one thing I want to check real quick while we’re at it uh it’s going to be under controls keybinds let see if I have that Zoom toggle shaders configure blah blah blah blah doesn’t appear toggle no

Anyway oh the video the fortnite videos from like the the sucky the um low qual the low quality Minecraft videos from like two years ago or like a year ago or whenever we did those still yeah well you know what live streaming it’s am I supposed

To go here hang on where do I need to go what do I do do I just walk across okay I just walk across I guess you’re probably wondering what I just did well that’s where I came I have this mod installed that allows me to um it’s called free cam and

That’s how I was using to get cinematic shots in one of my shorts earlier and it’s really it still in salt so I can do that there we go all I know is this map is like really long and um I have to get up early in

The morning so we’re going to see how quickly I can beat this oh I was so close I’m Russian who doesn’t know English I don’t understand you at all but I thinking you’re interesting things writing them down oh translator that’s huh fun interesting well um I know I know I

Think one Russian word and I’m going to butcher this so get ready for it I think isn’t hello pre isn’t that like hi or something that where I’ve been lied to so if I just swore please forgive me I give a little lency with that cuz different cultures have different things

About that and that’s one of the more hot take words whether that or not that word specifically is swearing dude I can’t wait till the day till um like YouTube videos like the AI or AI gets so Advanced you can Auto translate your voice into different languages so

Anybody could listen at any time that’d be so nice also I think I have a texture pack installed which is why everything looks different well that was annoying I think I have What’s called the Creator pack installed yo Jo sa is here now oh I did

It let’s go all right now we’re on the black stone layer okay I believe it’s this way oh yes yes yes yes okay scom now we’re in the tower okay it’s kind of dark I’m having trouble seeing sometimes where do I go from here oh

Yeah I I said it right wait can I set my smoke let’s go I can’t see I’m glad I at least said hello properly ah the darn lava is so bright it’s blinding me okay is that a ledge yeah that that I think that’s a

Ledge oh I I think I almost missed that is that a jump yeah that’s a jump okay gosh why is it so dark dark yo slow-mo Joe’s here hang on I’m going to change shaders let’s do this one that’ll absolutely kill my computer all right let’s see okay see killing my looks slightly

Different oh yeah oh yeah I can’t see Squad I can’t see I got to I got to take these off I can’t see Squad it’s too dark bro now I can see ow all right now I can turn them back on let’s turn back on the Kappa ones

Those are my favorites yes you are still Lord of Mings bull rider this is 20.2 the map version I’m playing right now was 20.2 okay yeah I think this is the one that destroys my yeah we’re at 83 frames this this is the um shaders pack that

Kills computers this is the one that puts them on life support whoa for good reason too is this where I go how’s Texas Texas is nice ser yoha s yoga or um well hello I don’t think I can go over there well interesting Channel I’m it’s better than

Being not interesting I guess where’ I go I miss I’m missing something yep you got to drop memes on the Discord okay so I do I come across here okay that looks like what that looks like that’s what I’m supposed to do is we Maybe not maybe not maybe we’re not

Though I feel like yeah I feel like that is what I’m supposed to do and I like dang na it this is called um spiral it’s called spiral parkour this specific map I have no clue if this is what I’m supposed to do or not I have no clue how

To get past this part pretty sure I do this then I go over here am I missing something can I get up no don’t ever spell Parkour like that again okay yeah you can’t just jump across I need to test something can I just can I just

Like I can’t I can’t can’t I can’t just jump so we’re going to try that now okay okay you can do that okay am I are we getting somewhere we are okay let’s go that was by far the hardest level so far I’m changing these shaders these shaders

Are killing me right now uh which one I have a lot of these I’ll be honest Sora what does Sora look like the city of tambov and yes we Russians don’t kill a bear with our bare hands only with a toothpick when we get drunk on vodka okay most batt to them

All powerful Sushi no not Sushi again all right here’s some basic shaders my computer is running much better now my computer really likes these shaders they’re like yes really simple basic shaders we can get I can get behind this oh yes the ice super jump oh great of course of course I

Did yep it’s going to make me come all the way back over here I do toggle Sprint I use toggle Sprint none of this dumb oh almost fell I got to do homework yo all I do is homework cuz I’m homeschooled was was I supposed to get

Up here I actually don’t think I was supposed to get up here ow oh you can run across those H that’s clever I appreciate that clever use of stuff okay we’re running through these they’re almost like little Escape rooms almost parkour Escape rooms if you

Will all right all right bye nice to see you okay I’m I’m off to make a video have a nice day stream bro yo you too thanks for those were those were Ultra there’s no way these shaders are like nothing all right let’s go to

Insanity I know I’m I’m a I’m a big shaders kid uh is which one’s the uh one that has the fun stuff oh we’ll just go BLS here let’s kill my computer oh yes Ultra stuff like this I just got to really quickly make sure camera DP the field off okay

Yeah my computer’s running fine day one of asking for Rob no I don’t play Roblox so you’re going to have to go find somebody else to do that okay I can go down there just making sure okay send it okay we made it we made it we made it let’s go let’s

Go okay just we just oh this is evil oh I hate this I hate this oh that was that was brutal I’m now your new subscriber bro yo let’s let’s go new subscribers you love to see them I should have made that jump as well that was kind of sad that I

Didn’t okay I can’t make that one that one guy be like swimming I’ve played this map I accidentally turned on survival mode and broke some blocks and got stuck well I can’t turn on survival mode it’s stuck in adventure mode so I guess that glitch has been fixed

Like I can’t there’s no slash game mode I can’t it’s it’s an invalid command it won’t let me do it okay where do I go okay probably not there okay that wasn’t too bad okay uh where do we go do I can I climb that

Nope oh there’s a lot of these where you like jump over near death boom boom Oh my gosh I’m a wizard at this sweet a pirate level okay we got to get up there they love giving me these Corner jumps don’t they what the heck that’s that’s

Rigged that’s RI I made that jump I made that okay okay buddy okay game is this how we’re going to be am I not doing it right do I need to get up higher I bet I need to get up higher yep here it is okay yep knew

It I like this level these level designs they’re pretty good how’s school on Tuesday I forgot y’all were a week early thisp trip um it was great mostly cuz you weren’t there joking you’re that’s a joke um it was it was a lot of fun um

Let’s see no one got arrested and the place didn’t burn down so I’d call it a win hey yo it’s like yo we got to get that cinematic angle what’s up Steve what’s up Steve how you doing how you doing Steve uh back out of that all right I

Don’t need my I don’t need my menu bar we’ll leave the menu bar off and we’ll just leave my character just like in YouTube shorts like I don’t I don’t need the arm the arm just gets in the way how’s the MC Beth oh yeah that’s something we have to start memorizing

Okay I I should probably start on that at some point like instead of procrastinating by live streaming I should probably actually start on that dang na it all right we did it here we go up not up the stairs okay interesting interesting I don’t like that at

All but how will you break blocks uh oh cuz I took away the arms um I’ll just use my face like villagers go okay hang on let me move this all right totally not hard to see at all okay I can’t get up there and yeah I’m dead how did I not

Die oh that would been funny if that killed me yeah what’s what’s my health at oh we’re good on health okay I lava your streams let’s glad you I glad you lava them I lava them too let’s go don’t worry at some point I’ll what do I do am I supposed to do

Something I have no clue oh oh I get it I’m now I’m the opposite of el since instead of freezing water I freeze no I realized I had boots on I didn’t realize what the boots did oh come on dude this is sick by far one of the most unique

Parkour maps I think I’ve ever played at the same time it’s also terrifying because it’s lava it’s like yes jump at the lava bummer okay there’s a lot of slime dang na it okay I’m glad I made that I’m assuming it’s going to be over here

Somewhere yep we got to run along the fence of course I miss that that’s a dog probably bar at some cats okay here we go H how how close are we to the top I mean uh well guys this is looking like a multi-part stream from the current standpoint we are 26 minutes

In do you like science game master science is okay um I’m currently having to do some really annoyingly complicated stuff um slow-mo Joe’s brother could tell you sheesh it’s uh complicated stuff I can’t even tell you what the name of it is right now because

I ow I couldn’t even tell you the name of it cuz I just don’t know the name of it I that the guy who made this put a lot of effort into this and I respect that how did somebody first off beat this in seven minutes I guess that’s the question I

Want answered is how the actual heck oh I almost missed that did he do that chemistry sucks okay I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks the chemistry is ridiculous it’s like I I don’t understand it until I do if you know what I mean like it’s

Like what the heck are we learning oh okay yeah I’m never going to use that I get it now but I’m totally didn’t really ever need to know that because it’s kind of pointless I can’t be the only one who feels that way sometimes my favorite subject right

Now probably American history I don’t usually have favorites like I don’t have math this semester because I did I got my college algebra done this first semester just all of it so I don’t have any but um I think American history I think the I like the American

History book um what other subjects do I have the Shakespeare the Shakespeare one reading MC Beth honestly not bad do I have to jump over there is that what I do do I do I jump to that is that what I’m supposed to do did I go the wrong

Way okay you go over here you come up here no you go over here guess you jump to that and then it loops around and you jump am I going the wrong way yeah yeah that Loops back around to was I supposed to go up there

No am I going the okay where am I supposed to go so we go over here we jump over here then we jump to that then we Bam Bam I’ve already been here though so yeah we’re here oh my gosh I’m going the wrong way that explains

It glad I have this camera mod thing installed that allows me to go outside my body what do they call that projection or something I don’t know this is a simple jump you can make it okay yep and there we go okay okay okay um so am I supposed to jump on it

When it does that or do I avoid it am I wanting to go down that or not let’s check yeah it looks like I’m supposed to go down that I mean I missed it but I still made it you got to be kidding me you got to do the skull in the

Morning I got to do skull in the morning um I do twoo but I have to drive my mom has to go get her car in the dealership so I have to somebody else to drive her so I have to go I’m going to have to get up early in the morning so

Yeah I’m playing Minecraft the night before I have to get up early in the morning smart decisions made by smart people am I right Diamond ye yep o oh almost missed that okay that’s checkpoint loot back around it looks like yep y y y popop ow that hurt okay here we go

Okay I’m going to need to do some house parkour sand should not float like that this map is already not I was pretty dumb to to be fair um was he was he was he actually cuz I’m I don’t know if that’s the truth I didn’t know

That yeah how did somebody beat this in s minutes who had literally so much free time that they mastered this oh right I remember that now H probably like me okay uh probably like all his homeschoolers honestly he wasn’t translating from German he’s Dutch don’t lie to

Me go that way no I don’t oh there we go yes yes I am no is I’m what is Einstein no Einstein is not I went the wrong way okay okay I see how this is going to be fell all the way down just to have to fall back

Up Einstein is just not apparently so far that’s all the chats explained Einstein just isn’t how how how the actual heck did that happen don’t insult Einstein like that yeah what did Einstein ever do to you huh okay there we go okay now don’t screw this up cuz that’d be mading yes let’s

Go do I just like do that I guess oh right you can go along the side of Honey blocks I forgot about that feature weird random Minecraft features and of Lally all right we did it yes I I I found that out I didn’t realize chat was telling me how to do it

Sorry I’m going to assume those kill me if they hit me maybe let’s go my need to Tri my never mind ow ow ow ow that’s annoying that is incredibly annoying okay here we go this is just improving my part dang na it this is just really impr improving

My parkour skills oh there were ones with carpet I should how did I not notice that Mr mes were made hang on yes this is just this is the parkour spiral hang on I had to go get water water this is not a new server this is just

Parkour I’m trying to no don’t make me restart don’t don’t do this to me no please some can I just like run over here yeah I’m feeling great earpiece in not really an earpiece I’m not not the CIA or am I okay let’s retry this so I to go all the

Way back here if I fail well it’s night time so I kind of have to talk quieter that might be it yeah Mission Impossible theme that’d be fun so I just like running all throughout this no don’t don’t okay I was about to be like you can’t jump on that

Snow you got it y they’re they they’re just that way your mom what do you mean Joe just casually reads the dang it dang it look didn’t fall that far doink doink doink doink yes yes yes okay don’t die okay we didn’t die we didn’t die we’re doing good here we

Go yeah that’s not that’s not hard I don’t know why I missed that the first time okay here we go oh yeah oh yeah Flawless execution a dang it I really like this map I will say that much it’s a nice map it’s a well-made map why did

It no I don’t think I don’t know these guys Joe I don’t know I know you Joe I don’t know these guys they just kind of joined and follow me around like a stray dog at this point I don’t even know know who they are what oh oh you’re using Joe’s

Account why are you using your brother’s account you use it for all your illegal searching activity such as how many toes does Shakespeare have was chowski actually Russian or was he just a spy all right and I don’t like this yeah I I I saw that coming do I figure my way out

Now hello do you remember me I sub if you don’t I subed you some days ago yes I do I remember don’t call me a Str dog so does this tell me where I can jump apparently not um I do sad you were in the chat a couple days ago dang NAB

It okay that glitches my screen I do remember you sad and now I’m not sad cuz you’re back that’s how that works right oh oh oh we we went High how are we doing okay I think we’re halfway about I think we’re about halfway okay be some slime yep how did

How did I miss that that was like the freest jump of all time okay okay am I missing something that’s twice in a row nope I just suck at the game apparently here we go I’ll be honest guys I plan on being at 10K Subs by the end of the month that’s my

Schedule where do I go where do I go where do I go oh I jumped down here I think I finished this map in like 30 minutes with a couple little afks in the middle okay okay we get it we get it you’re better oh you likeed the close-up did

You like the closeup just like this hey guys I’ll be talking like this from now on oh I can’t that that’s hard to see the screen if I do that um here we go it’s all in the microphone gets gets all the audio if the entire frequency

All the way from the beginning now huh I’m going have to start all the way back all the way back from the beginning how fun well actually Maybe not maybe not from the entire beginning but pretty darn close if you think my name is weird then it’s because I survived depression so I

Was about to kill H but I didn’t so now my name is it because I survived yo good job I’m proud of you for what random stranger streaming on the internet says I am proud of you I approve I approve that you worked through it and you survived here clap in a

Half once again you can only hear the clap you can’t hear the half a clap but it was there I can promise you that much okay just got to make sure can we get W’s in the chat for sad over here where do I go okay I made that let’s

Go oh I almost missed that oh my gosh it’s the uh rainbow section dang NAB it all these colors it’s melting my mind so much stimulation okay we made it dude I remember back when I tried to play blowing up your life what does that mean

I’m GL I’m glad you got the morse code whoa hey hey that’s sick looking I did I’m glad I’m glad we got I’m glad we got the we got YouTube watching they’re always watching I’m always watching you wasowski I’m always watching uh let’s go Hardcore Parkour don’t worry there’s

I’m probably only going to do this map tonight but there’s two other maps by this guy that I should probably also try to beat because they’re all featured in the back of YouTube shorts I’ve found so um probably one of the viewers but somebody did no I sent Morris

Code I sent that was me who did was I was I supposed to do that oh please tell me I was I supposed to do that it was me who sent the Morris code okay wait is there do okay I’m I’m just making sure I sent the morse code to the guy Earlier well this is crippling depression H died you just got to you just got to die to respawn I’m assuming I go this way yeah this is what it looks like like you backtrack and then we go forwards sometimes you got to go backwards to go forwards dang

It hey bro it’s is it good I accidentally said your name no no no you’re thinking of the guy with the eyes I was the guy with the mouth at the at the um location you know not the guy with the hair or the eyes I was the guy with the mouth Yes

Destruction oh I’m assuming I can’t I’m assuming I should touch these I’m assuming that’s I’m assuming that’s the game is don’t touch the TNT yeah that’s definitely the game gosh darn whoa oh okay dang it did I face reveal yet I don’t need to I have videos with my face on it but

I can do I can do a can I jump these okay I can I’ll do a face reveal once I hit 100K that’s the plan come on stop let me Go okay we made it we did it okay I get it I’ve been here 51 minutes and you’re able to somehow do this in 30 well guess what I suck at parkour yeah I don’t think I was supposed to do that oh but we still survived we

Survived I’ll be quiet cuz I’m eating okay we all do what at your house while you slept we all do I’m so confused oh dang it am I supposed to get up here with like Speed and Agility didn’t realize that all right let’s try this again all right

Dang it I almost did it I almost got it okay you got to be fast okay come on I over jumped okay all right this this is hard dude I swear if there’s a part after this I’m going to rage okay I’m assuming that’s how you do

It and it allows you to get up here quicker it does yes I did it oh come on if I’m ever going to mess up it’d be right there trying to do that okay we got past that part come on let me make it to the next

Level yes yes yes yes yes yes I did it I did it all right I need I need water I need water okay here we go up yo we’re just we’re going we’re going in here okay looks like this is where the next few levels are going to

Be also this is the third version what languages do I know English Latin those are the languages I know okay not that way and since I’m learning Latin that Tech technically means I’m learning like 30 something languages because most languages these days are derived from Latin okay you don’t know completely I cannot

Fluently speak if I’m giving a sentence like I can’t speak okay we’re going to live come on no okay okay come on just heal up fire fire stop stop fire stop I don’t need you right now you’re making my job difficult oh I can do that interesting okay yeah how are we doing

Okay not very good I swear if I just jump back to the beginning I’m going to be mad mad yo Ash L’s here Lord newbie yeah my name’s Lord newbie that was my old that’s my old gamer name and my old channel name Lord newbie so so all my accounts on

Everything are named Lord newbie that’s just a thing my fortnite account’s named it oh I swear if I messed this up okay I did it okay but now I’m the game master you we’re not going to go into the fact that you probably B Masters anyway anyway

Moving on moving on moving on from that subject supposed to clutch King nope what do I do is there a third target oh you got to hit the center you have to just the center I guess I would have sworn I was I like that all right knock knock no one’s home who’s

There oh no don’t make me don’t make me I ha I G I hate that not your dead there’s no way he got me with the same joke twice in the same week I guess technically it’s a different week but hey that’s just a theory I will admit the level design on

This is really good a new year but but there is your day okay all right okay we got these again if everyone call him daddy to make him uncomfortable why all I said was I don’t like it what did I need to choose for okay oh well

I almost fell I’m too young dog I’m 37 living in my mom’s basement using a voice changer to make me sound younger I mean yeah I am I am pretty young now that you mention it younger than your mom oh I heard a village I was not supposed to go there oh my

Gosh okay yes I hear you villager I know you are questioning my sanity because of what I just did I get it I get it there we go y oh not this again the weird the weird objects game like what weirdness can we make levels

Out of at this point is that what we’re on can I talk to you after stream hear me out after stream I’m probably going to be going to bed after stream but we we can see we’ll see I can’t I can’t not a thing it doesn’t work as Uncle Aon said in the

Spiderverse just keep going as Dory said in Finding Nemo just keep swimming do I have any non no no I don’t I’m afraid I do not I mean unless you want to buy this computer off of me this one that does this but I don’t think you’d want to I

Don’t know if I’d sell it I mean yeah right it’s like can you’re yeah hang on is this one is this the one that can do the uh oh it is it is Borderlands look at this now we’re playing Borderlands it’s got the Sun and everything why such snowball

Come on this is pretty cool this this shading set setting her winds blew up her about di down I just missed that really bad what the the shaders the Borderland shaders where it looks like you’re like in some anime thing I guess okay where do I go okay I climb up in the

Tree I’ll turn it off here in a second because it uh oh well um let me see shaders packs um Borderlands old TV great I think this changes my field of view too why am I doing this to myself hello and welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria family and fun come to

Life today I beat Minecraft on an old TV an SS an it’s like the simplest jump in the game why can’t I make it everybody clap your hands I’m can’t I’m playing Minecraft I will walk the fence slowly I’m just going to drown honestly I have no desire to live uh let’s see

Old TV with B&W oh no no I’m not doing that PlayStation one yeah this one’s fun PlayStation one I believe this makes me look pixelated yeah what’s up guys today we’re playing PS got my old PS5 out my PS1 out playing gosh I hate this so

Much the fact that I can do this to my game dang na it I know po you have a really nice computer but you’re choosing to play on whatever you call this why did I not Sprint why did it not Sprint unfortunately sleep paralysis demons are a very real thing yep there’s

The checkpoint see I fell down to the wrong checkpoint I got get it off this this is driving me insane The Lex boost hello Jack um I got to change the uh not that one this gonna give me depth of field depth of field get off I hate depth of field shaders packs here we go um it’s uh is it visuals cell shading no it’s uh postprocessing right depth of

Field off there it is apply I hate depth of field and then we can actually change resource packs I think I’m using let’s use oh these are incompatible okay never never mind then have you ever had sleep paralysis no I haven’t and I’m glad I haven’t cuz I that demon would not want

To come near me I just oh my gosh I’m so stupid this is by far for some reason the hardest level for me okay I did it okay don’t screw this up yes I did it I did it oh look at look at those clean Lily Pad jumps oh so

Nice I feel like I should have a checkpoint by now I just got Minecraft Java today yo I think I can make this map multi ow I think this map can go multiplayer too so maybe for one of the next ones I’m going to do in a future stream I

Probably could we could turn it to multiplayer I jump back down here I’m in I’m in I’m in an infinite Loop oh my gosh I’m in a loop oh my gosh oh my gosh I’m I’m getting confused in the chat it’s so easy I know why am I not why can’t I get

This it’s like POV you’re really good at PVP oh my gosh but you suck at parkour that’s why I’m doing this ah I hate fence hit boxes they’re so wonky okay there we go watch me miss this jump too then I’m have to do all that again almost jumped to the wrong spot

That would have been bad I messed up Jack you do it what you should make a short on fence fences Minecraft’s fences just a short I’m going to do that all about Minecraft fences for no reason whatsoever and it’s going to be the most over-the-top annoying thing

Two where do I go where do I go yeah parkour parkour takes skill skill that I struggle with yo the sound effects though just like walking on the gravel can I not I cannot I can’t do that either I like how I can if I want to I get that okay never

Mind I can’t never mind never mind that was worth a shot crisp Crimson fences oh gosh what those fences ever do to you this is the third version of the map so that’s why this one appears to be so much longer oh my gosh hey we’re get

We’re getting there we are getting there we are closing in on the top the world’s smallest violin really needs an audience so if I do not find somebody soon I’ll blow up into smiing and F my tiny Symphonies so let me play my violin for you you You and last time I was a cat I was in the cat and I what he’s getting better uhoh looks like I might have challenge POV in like seven months at the rate of growth I’m going host hund a $100 Minecraft tournament and they can call me Mr boost Mr Nast

The budget Beast if you will I really hope I’m going the right way who was that oh no there wasn’t I was telling in class that my chat was going unhinged with the um trying to get me to say stuff I shouldn’t they were trying to get me

Canceled I think I’m going the right way am I going the right way yeah it appears so chat that’s crazy oh W not oh W not the um analog oo guy I like that these like Loop D yes yo why why risk it to get the biscuit when I can

Just or not yes let’s go all right now we’re making progress boom slay cly what what’s what’s happening in the chat the chat has lost their minds I would say chat is this real but y have lost your minds really needs an audience so if I do not find somebody

Soon I blow up into Smith and my tiny SYM let me play My for you you you you I was not supposed to go that way I don’t think I think I supposed to jump down at the other spot but hey oh we’re in nether Forest

Can we really quickly take the time take a moment to did you hear I’m finally getting a boy in my class next year wait you’re not a guy wait wait a minute hey hey hey yo is there something you want to tell us slow is there something you want to tell

Me I know did he did he just cheeky sacks phone music over here uh Jak what do you mean dude why can’t I almost fell in all right we made it these indoor sections get hard to see because of the sheer amount of refractions on my screen

Happening like oh oh that hurts what do I mean did you just use my real name in chat again it’s not like you told me their my credit card number net worth as well so I guess we’re fine for now but I will I will tell the

FBI for the FBI you sure do lick Le leak not lick you sure do leak information easily great now I’m going start calling Dawson hey that’s that’s better than being called Daddy I’m not mark a player you can call him daddy don’t worry I can already see the

Dawson out of or the um yes sure whatever the game master out of context things for people go through my old streams from like six years before and take all the clips they want out of context okay come on stop great great I’ve established something gets on my nerves oh my gosh

I that’s Master gamer daddy Dawson to you great now that’s going to be CLI oh no why I why why do why did I that’s not really or are they I I clip clip what me saying what I said okay okay it’s like clip that don’t worry I’ve already been shown a clip of me in class my school class by my friends who like look at this dude so I’m already

Getting that I’m already getting the proper YouTube treatment if you know what I mean yo I wish I had this many enchantment tables I’m sure I’d get good enchantments by then d there we go oh I’m going to need some how oh my gosh you’re leaving hey peace out thank

You for watching um every every time you watch me it helps me out a lot it gives me R watch time which I need to get money so I’m still not making any money off the game but in the future I will get money just but oh are you all leaving or

Are you just telling her bye cuz me confused also why was there like a Target block there on that last level did it didn’t come into use no hey guys and welcome back to my new video of day number 69420 of the Survival Series today we’re going to be mining this entire Chuck

Them dirt for absolutely no reason whatsoever make sure you like And subscribe and stay notifications all turned on so you don’t miss any future daily awesome videos um yeah um classic classic Minecraft youtubers be like shus shus Among Us dude among us get the chat involved we could all go play some

Among Us actually I don’t own Among Us i’ have play my phone oh I meant to I have I have a camera that I can hook up and use for a face cam so I got dang na it no I didn’t call you a girl sad that’s not if you’re at telling

Me beone that what me confuzzled I am so confused cuz I have to I’m playing this game and I look did you miss Jen you’re sad oh no no we’re not about to get this political I mean we all know the election was rigged and Biden’s technically a walking robot besides that

Um no no political it’s like so I heard trumps run dang nabit I’m actually a ATT helicopter dude that that Mr Beast video from back didn’t he wasn’t it Chris back in the day who popularized that he said I’m an Apache attack helicopter making um making a joke out of the

Uh I’m a walm I’m I am um I I’m I’m technically invisible because I was born I was born visible but now I’m transparent so my pronouns are who and where that’s one of my favorite um of the um oh oh my gosh it’s one of my favorites of the

Jokes yeah um I Heard Trump’s running again guys so uh anybody voting oh my gosh how can I not make it clip that while we’re at it Trump is a a discour a dict did you meant to say dictator he’s a dictator with a good motto make America great again

I made it oh my gosh I made it watch me miss this okay feel like I should be going up but I’m also going down I mean when when will you still streaming stop whoa when someone gets me started on politics all I can think of is that one Michael nolles clip where he’s at thanksgiv like POV you’re that conservative Uncle and he’s like so I heard Trump’s running again and everybody just loses it

Um I think that personally that’s really funny to me okay where do I go from here so I came from over here went up here don’t go there and didn’t I just come from down here yeah hey yo I go off can you tell that I’m a

Democrat uh no not really how am I supposed to get to that I’m fine um the whole thing where it’s like oh you vote for a different party than me I can’t talk to you I never understood that it’s like yo we’re still all human beings so we can have a rational

Conversation over an hour let’s go yeah are you’ve been watching for over an hour is that like an achievement where do I go like I I can’t make that jump wait oh my gosh there’s a path don’t worry I won’t I’m going to complete this instead of going to bed

And getting a good nice rest I am going to beat this I have to beat it before midnight because it’ll oh come on no or can we oh or can we insert a I don’t know the joke if there’s supposed to be some sort of joke I don’t know it

I’m no clue what it would be but I do that sometimes it’s like you little insert curse word here I do stuff like that sometimes because it’s funny fact that I didn’t see this before it kind of triggers me was I supposed to go through that I guess so am I going backwards

Yo the lard swinging I love that I love those things you might leave soon well that’s all right I guess gr 58 what time is it for me it’s currently um 11:00 pretty much exactly that would have been bad if I fell all the way down that

What time is it it’s time for shut up stop no no I’ve blocked that memory out as well as Telly tubies we will not we will not go back not to what time is not to the Bubble Guppy no no stop I was a wild crats and Curious

George kid I love those shows also I think I I think I was there when PA first released though that was like in my I was starting to get to I was kind of growing out of nickel loing at that point boom Bingo Bluey could you turn down

Your game volume because the damage sounds like a okay hang on let me I’ll turn that I’ll turn that down for y’all all right there I turned it down when you take damage it just just like take damage it’s like and it’s just like ah my ears I probably just ruined your ears

Again I’m sorry no no not the telletubbies why would you okay that’s clever leveles why would you do that run okay yeah run right isn’t that the song it’s like Run I’m pretty sure that’s a song It’s run no spam over three times yo who do you think you are a Discord mod I have given you no power here uh because guess what I am the scent wait I’m here that means I’m getting close to the top oh my gosh I’m so close I can almost taste

It nice well that’s going to be taken out of context immediately the what the uh the obnoxious slurping noise I just did I think I don’t know I’m losing track of chat there’s so much chat and I’m so close to beating this I’ll admit I’m really liking this

Parkour map um Heil I think that’s the guy’s name he made he did really good on this I’m G to miss I’m going to miss it I missed it can I VC with you after the stream okay yeah um one minute you might have to remind me but

Probably also the call may be recorded for um in what what what are the um what are the um things say this call will be recorded this call will be recorded do I like anime um no I can pretty flat out say no my sister like um recently

Started watching Pokemon it’s like oh my gosh it’s the greatest show ever and I’m like ew you’re disgusting it looks it’s weird that it’s animated at like two frames a second I will say well I didn’t like oh come on oh there’s no almost did you know him

If not voice chat with him yeah I don’t know him well what what what’s the worst that’s ever happened with voice chatting a random person on the internet you know what I mean yeah I probably shouldn’t and I probably was going to forget about it anyway so maybe some other time or maybe

Never I don’t know strangers on the internet a 44 seven on one piece I’m episode hold up there’s 4 wait a minute what there’s like 400 episodes I’ve heard that anime’s got like seven bagillion episodes to every like show which I respect honestly oh I I I barely made that

Ow there’s a there’s no way there’s that many episodes that’s ridiculous dang NAB it how dare you they got kidna they kidnapped the TR they kidnapped the true the they kid they got kidnapped through the what hey slowmo Joe you got to you got to get your FBI men on this who got

Kidnapped through the screen oh yeah oh right the fact that talking to strangers online oh I was kidnapped through the screen sir y was I supposed to go over here I don’t know I don’t know what I’m doing my fave is the Tokyo Ghoul my profile pick is

Ken of the whatever 55 minutes left dude I know okay that’s where I supposed to do I have 55 minutes left I don’t know I I would like to say it but um I don’t want to say it but I’m going to say it um I’m going to say as

Much as I can without leaking where I live essentially um but I do live relatively close to a pretty large YouTuber how do I know this because they did a house tour and um I know ex and me and my friends went hey wait that’s the

House from that place and we were all like yeah that is so I know where you I know where a pretty large YouTuber lives they have over like three mil Subs so I could probably show up on their doorstep and be like hi we’ve been tried to reach

You by your car’s extended warranty no I will say it’s not pressed in place oh gosh dude isn’t he like one of the most obnoxious people ever he’s got that Mr Beast voice right or he’s like a wannabe Mr Beast but like still stuck making children’s content and I’m on

Way I’ll be honest I think it was a couple months ago I was like yo press and plays I’ve heard that this guy is a pretty big YouTuber and he’s I’m like oh wow he’s Mass and I watched one of his no I watched one of his videos and I went yeah okay

Um so he’s like a children’s content creator or something weird I don’t know if I want to because it would it would Reve actually I don’t live in the same city as him so I guess I mean he is technically like less than 30 minutes away and I don’t

Live yeah all right I’ll say it um because now the more I think about it the more I realize I guess I technically don’t live that close to him but we I know where he lives um the guy’s name is oompaville anybody ever heard of oompaville okay well yeah he did the he

Did and when he goes his backyard me and my friends were able to analyze it and we go wait we know that neighborhood and we were’re able to figure out what neighborhood he lives in just based off of his background I hear zombies I don’t like

That this is this is a dumb level that’s all I’m saying I hate this so much no I’m not I’m not I’m Bros like in fact my friends have actually been in a a local Co one of the local coffee houses in our area and

Um he he walked in and they were like oh hey that’s the uh oompaville guy so leaving stream to search him okay um but yeah um on multiple occasions he’s gone to the same coffee house as some of my friends not slowo Joe different friends friends from my old school that

You got to meet um yeah they um they saw him and went hey or the his older brother recognized oompaville and went hey he’s the oompaville guy and they just kind of walked yo you’re the uh guy and he’s like yeah I am and uh ladies and gentlemen not what I

Wanted to press not what I wanted to press either okay ladies and gentlemen I’ve done it I have successfully beaten Minecraft ultimate Park yeah like the Cinematic Outro it’s like those those cinematic cut scenes right before you complete the level T and you’re back and we we did it in less than yay I probably should have Step Closer let’s go let’s go I did it uh we’ll put myself in I need to uh scoot over slightly okay here we

Go let’s go and now we screenshot print screen okay there we go I did it you need sleep yep so do I I need to go sleep well um that was fun so I can up hang on let me open this up real quick movement options let’s put this back to a one

Speed oh snap what did I do oh I entered full frame mode oh no okay I’m back out sweet there we are save and quit anyway I just beat this I just beat this entire thing anyway I don’t want to show that whole thing I did it um well um I am also

Tired so I guess I’m going to go to sleep as well um yeah that that was fun and um I actually have two more Dimensions Parkour By the same guy in parkour Paradise so elect I can rejoin it any time for the elytra but I uh I did

It I I I successfully beat it I feel accomplished I feel very accomplished from that um well thank you so much for watching guys I appreciate it and um I’ll see yall next time and when will next stream be okay um but next stream Big Daddy gamer Dawson okay next

Stream possibly tomorrow night possibly not it depends because my schedule still rotates around my parents at least until I move out so I have a whole year at least before that so we’ll see anyway thanks for watching and bye let me send that bye