BeckBroJack – MINECRAFT But EVERY Crafting Recipe is RANDOM! (Crazy Craft)

Ladies and gentlemen imagine a minecraft world with a million mods but everything is random well that’s where else we’re playing it today i’m joined with this super ugly guy right here named cyrus look at this dude but in this world there are a ton of crazy creatures new blocks new crazy

Mods and everything is random that means these leaves could turn into diamonds this piece of dirt could potentially turn into a dragon and this little rainbow ant right here could potentially turn into a cookie i want the cookie no okay it doesn’t turn into a cookie

Well ladies and gentlemen if you guys do want to see a part two drop a like once we hit 9999 we’ll make another episode go ahead guys drop a like go yep do it go ahead drop the like now but anyway this is gonna be crazy let’s hop right into it hello [Applause]

All right we are playing minecraft but it’s random and there’s 65 000 months ah that’s it i thought it was even more okay this is gonna be our scientist i’m gonna name him baldwin what is that how did you do that it’s baldwin so a wood turns into village or spawn eggs oh

My gosh bro this is actually horrible oh this can’t be steve i haven’t done anything like this before so i don’t even know like what the strategy is oh no is it turning night time there’s no strategy absolutely no strategy get away from me can i build things with

Dirt okay baby of flowers flowers flowers could be good antennae i got what is this i got a fancy lantern jack we got lanterns boys the first one to get the coolest item that you viewers decide wins that’s the aim of the series and also maybe

We can probably try and beat like the ender dragon all the different things i got another fancy lantern but a different one look there’s two now they’re so fancy there’s a gray one and then there’s a gold one let’s go i just realized how do we get one planks oh

That’s what i’m saying i have no idea bro i thought like it would work but it just gave us villa drags yeah this is gonna be a struggle i’m really hoping that these golden cows will give us golden apples and like the drop what happened i don’t know the ass dude

They are ruthless yeah the ants are way too good wait did you see the chickens this guy has 36 health what a savage what that’s why what the heck that’s crazy ew i found corn okay so hold on just so i understand a little bit better to graphings you actually have to craft

Like actual recipes and then they just turn into something random is that how it works so yeah just start putting anything and everything you can into a crafting recipe oh wow i got so many tracks what is this jack this cow’s health yeah you good luck you’re dead

Bessies have become advanced oh this is bad i should know this is is this like sunday or something who is this jack i’m putting flowers in a crafting bench i already did this we get i have so many rails we can make a real world if we

Want an entire world made out of rails rails yeah i have another fancy lantern okay so we have lanterns we have track oh i got an egg eggs turn into nothing you can’t craft anything with eggs so oh i got a carpenter’s daylight sensor that i don’t know that’s not going to be

Helpful anyway shape or form but i got it so we should probably focus on like getting weapons how are we supposed to do that like come on how are we supposed to do that when we can’t craft anything we got a brain blast here that is true

I’m thinking really hard okay i found some sand also try out different types of wood maybe let’s see no okay i i see where you got your fancy lanterns from yes exactly all right i’m trying out birchwood come on give me big bertha i got another fancy lamp okay so what

Jack equals fancy lamps so fancy no no no birchwood does oakwood makes villagers and then a bunch of different flowers also make fancy lamps what is up with these stupid fancy lamps i don’t know i just know that they’re fancy we also have a coffee table so when we get

Our nice mansion we can add this in i think i think something’s wrong here jack because i’ve gotten 18 different variants of fancy lamp well do you feel any more fancy um no but you know okay don’t worry don’t worry i’m gonna come up big we’re gonna get a big discovery

Soon now that it’s nighttime i can’t see what this do we got this okay oh guess what i got guess guess a fancy lamp i got a fancy lamp oh nice dude this one’s technically a lantern i mean it’s a great light source and it’s super fancy

I like i feel like i have to hold out my pinky when i place it down that’s uh yeah all right let’s see does anything happen with the pumpkin i don’t know i’m gonna try and get a girlfriend no i’m being dead serious i think that there’s something that’ll be mine i did

A pumpkin and i also got another fancy lamp hey you don’t have a ring or anything right i’m gonna propose no but jack you’re not listening to my girlfriend i gotta go friend this is a first i’m not complaining about it uh yeah hopefully maybe it’s probably all of our fancy lamps

Like they just don’t want any part of it you know i got sprinkles oh guess what i got a fancy lamp this one’s the fanciest one there’s something like there’s no way this is that like i’m telling well we’ve gotten other things so it’s it’s obviously working it’s randomized we’ve

Gotten villagers i got a coffee table but you realize that there’s like 5 000 blocks wait a second what what are the chances that we all keep getting fancy lamp i have a good idea we need to find a village yes girlfriend is going in she’s so feisty

Hey so your food what’s the food situation looking like over there okay i have corn you want some corn uh no that’s all i have what do you want me to do i only have corn yeah so if you try to make a crappy table out of that i don’t i wouldn’t imagine

Dude wait get me one get me one hold on how do you do that jack it’s just wooden planks let’s go oh my gosh there’s no way we’re sad boys it was just one wooden plank you put in there what i think so yeah one wooden

Plank and i got the t-50 stealth jet boy shift right click oh my gosh there’s no way we’re set let’s try torch torch is nothing hello girlfriend i am now transformer man she’s like it’s not halloween yet wait a second i found a coin give me a

Quick oh what the heck oh there’s a morph mod too yo come check me out hold on hold on i’m on doing something stop chilling oh my gosh okay so this was a huge success there’s wool over here oh yes okay i can make something else i just need to get three

Pieces of bowl okay now we’re looking for tools again though we can’t really like it’s not really up to us if we get the tools or not very true there’s also a villager with 200 health and a small child on his head yeah that’s a bit creepy

Hey do you have any wool by any chance i’m looking around i don’t think so oh wait i got a weapon a golden mace how’d you do that with soap um no soap gives us nothing hold on how did i do it um it was uh planks planks i did it with planks

Hold on you have to come see this this is hysterical what is happening right here yeah bro i saw one uh like two seconds ago i just oops i smacked him in the head and then he was smacked me in the head yeah sorry about that oh

I found a little some something so they’re like clouds in the oh my god clouds in the oh my god okay then what there’s there’s clouds in the sky right again and and they have like inventory passing them and stuff and and other items so i’m gonna go

Around looking for those because this one has some gold in it and some other stuff okay this guy needs to die stupid thing don’t kill him he’s a nice it’s a nice thing he’s a place he’s a place they’re not nice oh okay i found a giant village with a ton of different

Chess buildings oh dude i am set bro i’m finding a ton of stuff right now this is actually great you’re fine you’re transformer yeah i know that’s what i’m saying this is amazing what is this strength in glass are you kidding me so many ingots okay here we go test

Number one uh nothing that’s number two um nothing number three okay i got strengthened glass yeah i got that i literally just got that what the heck iron gives us glass as well or a crowbar i like the crowbar steel gives us a door oh my god another fancy way

I gotta go an adventure backpack let’s go wow wow that’s so stylish have you tried making a bookshelf yet or no yeah i think so that’s just for books What the heck i was trying to find food found an apple in a chest and um here where are you i am just in the village i see you you see me okay oh the magic samantha’s the mantis i can’t believe that thing i can’t i got like two hearts I’m down to one heart i need food wow i’m scared i’m scared kill kill me in person kill bad man thank you cancer as i was saying before i was rudely interrupted this is now going to be known as the flanker d village the flanker d village what

I don’t know i got some sort of like rocket airship that’s named the flanker d oh my god right it’s huge how did you get that that’s actually insane so an apple can turn into this lovely that’s that’s great news now just figure out okay i’m inside of

It cool just need ammo you don’t have to have any ammo do you we have we tried to make bread with wheat what i was about to do but then i died whatever you do do not put wheat in all the slots what do you get

Oh i got a sword from making brad um no if you do wheat in the left three sides we actually got another transformer thing the fume filter i got that i don’t even know what that is no you got to put them on the left three slots

So it looks like if we want to get an iron pickaxe we’re gonna need uh iron gold redstone to get a wooden pickaxe we’re gonna need a block of diamond three blocks of iron let me try and see the easiest pickaxe to make oh we can tell they seem worth

It we could use a fancy lamp with light gray dye to get a diamond pick eggs no uh actually yeah we just need light gray dye which we don’t have probably impossible to get yeah we need to put uh something in a uh yeah there’s a lot okay it’s confusing wait a second

Okay may have figured out something thank god because i’m i i got nothing i have absolutely nothing we just need to get sticks like four different times but if we can get sticks there’s a pickaxe we can make there’s a sword we can make there’s a lantern we could make ladies and gentlemen

Many many minutes possibly hours later we’re still here we have pretty much the same stuff we have transformer stuff a couple extra swords food it’s so much harder than we thought dude it’s not just many minutes later it’s not just many hours later it’s money tears later as well okay i went into

This thinking it was gonna be a lot of fun and like we were gonna find big bertha and and just have like awesome stuff and slay out turns out though that this is like a it’s a serious challenge it’s not easy big berth is actually really easy to craft but the thing is

It’s not actually easy because we don’t know how to get slabs and we don’t know how to get this bottle of whatever exactly bro in order to get slabs we need to get blocks of quartz and gunpowder in order to get blocks of course we need nether quartz and we

Haven’t even been to the nether yet so there’s so many things to do like it just seems so easy you’re more like oh all we need to do is get sticks and then we can and get an entire set of diamond gear but to get sticks you gotta slay

The other dragon or some like it’s ridiculous there’s so many things never again dude never again yeah uh i i found this pig with a hat i’m gonna end it there i’m gonna steal his hat you guys did enjoy i mean i’m down to trial part

Two maybe we can re-randomize it up get a couple different outcomes that could be cool yeah i i think we definitely need to re-randomize it in air quotes because all we got was basically these fancy lamps after fancy lamps at the fancy if you guys have suggestions on like

What we could have done differently please drop a comment down below you guys are way better at us than minecraft but that is pretty much going to wrap up way better at us so much better than us so yeah guys my brain is done i’m getting eaten alive by

Ants i hope you guys did enjoy my name is back bro transformer jack my name is thyroid jet i’m a jet plane airplane jet siren and we will see you all in the next one later guys peace out my fancy lamps [Applause] Oh