So in the name of laser beam I want to start a religion the great P Tower religion but as someone who’s never started a religion um this is going to be a bit [Applause] hard all right um welcome to Minecraft well I’m going to make a religion oh my Oh my God please help me but I think we can all agree on one thing every religion needs sacrifices and shrines and that is my goal for this video make a giant P Tower Shrine and sacrifice as many souls to the great P Tower God H look at speaks there okay you already Know what I’m going to do yeah just wait a second PE I’m just craft myself a sword do you have any last words yes die you bastards your souls will be fed to the great P Tower Gods wait wait run yep [ __ ] and it would seem we Have arrived at our first problem you see I’m a bit of a dumbass so sometimes my intrusive FS kick in and I basically kill everything in a 5 m radius um construct weird trines and throw myself in ice legs because it looks cool but that’s besides the point because maybe Me being such a dumbass could actually help me on my mission to spread the Great P Tower religion across the world but I’ll tell you more about that later because currently I just found myself a village to destroy I guess I’ll put it to use by cooking myself some Food yeah you like the smell of your brethren yeah okay I guess I should check up on what the villagers are doing bro what internation come back here you bastard I will not allow you to defy my eyes and leave unsaved well I I’ll be damned I found Myself an iron golem eat this you buffoon thank you very much for the iron now I’m just going to use it to make a hoe and steal some hay wait no no no no no l black man is chasing me no please I have a family yeah wait what the hell my Child I have seen your sacrifices and I must say oh my God it’s God it’s a great P Tower got you shut the [ __ ] up yeah okay I willward you with a be P yes let’s go let me finish explore the world and slave Villages and build me a Beautiful PE Tower Shrine all right that s simple enough basically I got to kill things and make a giant pee tower all right I guess I’m going to get my stuff back and boom it’s once again they so I’mma wait is that a cat and it’s even Black yes let’s go I’m going get myself some racist points yeah as I was saying I will go into a cave to get myself some iron and would you look at that it’s another large black figure but sadly this time you can do [ __ ] to me because I will use your Mortal enemy water yeah iron iron iron axe and iron chest plate very good now I guess it’s time to find myself another Village to sacrifice hey after being stranded at Sea and having to drink my own pee I have finally found it um bro what you looking At yeah I admit it I drink my own peace hey come back here you bastard I Won’t Let You Escape yeah oh look it’s another cat but this time it’s not black well I guess I can make an exception okay um destroying this Village is taking a bit Too long so I guess I got some Flint iron and now we have weapon of mass destruction yeah yeah yes burn new peasants go in the hole suffer yes what are you looking at hey oh I hope God is proud of me okay so basically I’ve completely annihilated multiple species and burned down Countless of villages to please the great PB to Gods but we are still missing something yes I got to make a giant Shrine so I will travel far and wide to find the perfect location to build it oh my God we got an amazing kill overlooking a Lal Village it’s perfect to make them Worship the Great P Tower but we still got quite a bit of work to do so I’ll create an inbreeding chamber underneath the hill to later sacrifice the blood to the shrine what a wait is that a lava Pool oh my God I might have just gotten an amazing idea let me just okay I’m I’m alive all right as I was saying it is time to sacrifice some animals to the great PE Lord by burning their FL in a pool of lava yes do not cry you’re dying for a good Cause okay I got a bit distracted but basically my goal is very simple build the Great PP Tower and I’m choosing to make it out of Oak because well it’s Oak do I need to elaborate myself any further like who actually wants to use this small and ugly white Birchwood when you can have some big brown shrunk oak wood oh that is that what I think it is yes it is a spruce Forest well I take everything I said back because who wants this brown oak when you can have some big black Co I mean Logs oh my God is that a wolf okay [ __ ] getting the logs I have to immediately kill myself a ton of skeletons so I can get the bones for him oh his name will be marello and he will be my brother in this Crusade and boom we have another marchelo so make Babies and Destroy every F that comes in my way yes good but I think it’s time to truly test your Loyalty wait oh [ __ ] he didn’t die I mean yes um good job you have proved yourself wory all righty then I think I’m just going to plant some Spruce saplings to get some giant Tre and I’m also going to trade with this villager because well I need Emerald or What in God’s name how dare you do this I’m going to imprison your whole village for that one they will never see the light of day again and now it is finally time to build the Great P Tower Shrine I’m going to go for a very simple design Yeah I know I draw like [ __ ] but basically it’s going to have a 7×7 box surrounded with a layer of Oak clogs and to be honest any brain that individual could make this so This surely won’t be a problem for me wait what the hell you think you’re slick I’m going to take Your life privileges this very second yeah okay you know what let me finish the lower part of my Shrine and then you will have hell to pay plink plink log log log okay and the bottom half is finished I know it’s a little bit underwhelming but trust me this will be The most epic build you have ever seen in your entire life and I’ll be damn it’s actually quite spacious okay then you know what time it is yes it is time to let the dogs loose and start the raid but firstly I’m going to need some Arrows why in God’s name I running away just stay in the goddamn Church BR um well I guess I should block him in okay now the actual fun can begin take the life privileges oh wait wait r okay time to use my arrows good job dogs here have some food to replenish your Energy oh [ __ ] it’s a rager kill it kill it dogs quickly kill it kill it wait no marello oh my God go Man attack defend the great ption from the damass [Applause] Invaders but uh I really hate these little things and boom the last bastard has been defeated and I even gained a Totem of dying good job my fellow Warriors because of your contributions I’ll be able to become incredibly Rich by mining some wood and then immediately sing it to my slaves yeah yeah yeah but the emeralds will be useful later on because firstly I’ll decorate my house And mine a bit of iron because well um just look at that okay I have acquired the ingots and now I can finally mine the remaining oak by of course stealing it from the Villagers houses now time to use my great PE powers and boom the great BB tower has Finally being constructed yeah yeah yeah and well thank god this isn’t a hardcore world oh damn yo God do you like the shrine boy what Incarnation did you make even my grandma can make a better Shrine and she’s been dead for a m well um this is a big bra moment Video Information
This video, titled ‘Minecraft, But I Made A RELIGION’, was uploaded by Viscerface on 2023-11-14 17:09:12. It has garnered 1010 views and 127 likes. The duration of the video is 00:11:04 or 664 seconds.
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