Becoming A Minecraft Parkour Warrior

Hello everybody welcome back to MCC Island it’s been a while but now it’s in well it’s approaching I think open Beta later this week and they’ve added parkour War year and I want to try out parkour Warrior it looks pretty slick looks pretty awesome there’s also a

Battle pass apparently which I don’t I don’t know do I just like do things um yeah there’s all these like cosmetics and things like that that I never really like looked into too much before but I’m hoping I just gain experience and then things unlock and it’s awesome and are

There still quests on top of there’s quests on top of the battle pass crazy what do I need to do here earn 40 medals from parkour or your dojo course completions parkour Warrior perform five standard completions or higher in Parker Warrior Dojo courses okay okay Parker Warrior standard Speedster perform 12 standard

Completions each under five minutes fancy all right I don’t know what too much of this means let’s just go into Parker Warrior and see what’s up make sure to like the video subscribe to captainsparklez2 follow it twitch.tv slash captainsparkle’s catch these live and uh okay wait so dojo and Survivor

I don’t know what the difference is between the two what should I play what is this standard completion one minute 35 seconds wear the compet oh purple purple with a 138 weight purple dude three seconds behind the winner how gnarly are people on here what the frick what the frick

All right I guess I go in here and then what do we do um Dojo course oh there’s multiple courses course two course four course three oh my God that’s crazy I guess I have to start with the first one and this is standard course completion one minute 25 seconds

Dang and then what’s that is that course five oh it’s course six of course seven holy frick there’s so much dude this is crazy okay wait and then do we just go okay so Advanced completion expert completion what the heck how many things are there so I don’t know where did the um

Where did the purple time come in I don’t know like where that was from but all right here we go I guess oh they’re jumping over here got it interesting so do I want to like just do I want to just try to like speed run the

Course and see what we get here versus like hitting the uh the side courses and stuff like that see what happens wait why don’t I have me have mute oh I can’t do that one how do I get music do you want me to do should I do the oh

Purple’s time was the daily challenge which is different from the course do you think I should try the side courses I suppose I’ll probably improve if I do the whole thing right all right let’s try let’s try doing all the side quests maybe and like see where we’re able to do

Um from there oh God it’s gonna be freaking I feel like you can actually just get like lucky with uh how the timing starts oh god what the frick wait this is terrible I don’t like this wait can you just run across oh oh Frick I got unlucky on the start jump

But uh-huh that’s one way to do it okay that’s cool to get expert you need to complete everything in under five minutes oh wait that’s nutty bro okay we can try this as like kind of a warm-up and then I don’t know how you get to the Daily thing though

I recognize Bryce green GG here in front of me okay now we know what we have to do here so we don’t fall off immediately so Frick literally just as I said I know what to do here so I don’t fall off immediately I fall off immediately like the nincompoop that I am

Okay so easy still five minutes how difficult is that gonna be how difficult is five minutes gonna be here do you like choose between beginner medium and expert on the ending like in uh oh God wait not this this isn’t easy you’re out of your mind bro this was in

The freaking like Advanced thing last time bruh oh this is crazy this is I can’t do the disappearing ones I can’t do them bro this is crazy oh no oh no oh no dude it’s just perfectly engineered to freak you over huh there we go I’m not hidden in five

Minutes folks I’m not getting it in five minutes I carumba I can’t believe they put that under easy what the frick is not easy then I remember this from actual MC frick what am I doing with my life oh people are gonna be so good at parkour Warrior

After this it’s not even funny dude parkour Warrior is gonna become the ultra ultimate sweat game of all time Yeah MC Frick is my um DJ name oh God dang it I didn’t see there was another wall there I gotta get used to this I’m gonna have to restart because I gotta get the expert like massive super duper completion I gotta get the Godlike completion you know go around the chains cool

It’s okay we’ll get used to the things wait how does this work is there okay that’s interesting and then like can I just like interesting okay then just do that and then wait what the frick that’s a long jump that’s a long jump huh like can I just like

I can kind of do that and I can kind of that is a long jump though what the heck oh frick balls oh I need to keep momentum like a freaking lunatic there and then over here oh no yeah we’re not getting five minutes boys not this time not this time foreign That’s unreal that’s unreal that I’ve just done that that’s actually unreal I have to hit space before I think I have to hit space come on do they what did they do on that last jump they gave some like Special Sauce to the last jump the last jump is insane

Why why are you like this why are you doing this to me why am I getting so fricked bite this balls dude oh wait this one this is the straight up medium ending to the main MCC a finish huh this is the medium course okay oh it keeps going this thing has

Oh it’s freaking sandwiched Lord huh a little freaking Lantern stray farino okay cool Frick the lanterns with their multiple levels of freakage wait got it got it okay guys I’m afraid we’re not hitting five minutes I’m afraid we might not even be hitting 10 minutes I actually don’t okay cool

That’s a hard one to see balls am I gonna hit something here oh no okay that’s just hard to see where you actually have to go huh bro what bro what there we go that’s better that’s more like it yeah we got a little bit of freaking getting used to the freaking

How am I doing this man here we go easy medium hard what if I do hard I’m gonna do hard let’s see what happens is it freaking salmon ladders wait this doesn’t seem crazy huh okay I felt but whatever yeah that doesn’t actually seem like Mega crazy

Okay wait where’s it oh it’s just straight line all the way frick I mean I’m choking but what am I doing cool cool and then just over it’s just over three up ones like all day long I guess basically imagine like you’re about to get the

Record even with a fall but the fall then like takes 10 years because of some like I don’t know a lag or something really really okay maybe this is actually slightly hard it’s not like MCC parkour War you’re in competition hard but it’s something okay another over whoa I’m vomiting everywhere

Is that me I’m here with a another skin of my frick quick quick what are you doing this is actually like really embarrassing what oh my God oh wow I didn’t think I was actually gonna make that so I just like gave up and turns out I should have kept it oh

My God what am I doing I’m trying to learn it quickly so I can you know set World Records but it may not actually happen there we go okay come on dude you can do over three up ones stop suck it I don’t understand men I don’t understand there we go

Dude I that what is it about that particular one it’s like the same as every other over three up one and yet for some reason I just can’t do it how is this hard this should not actually be hard this is because it’s just chained chained over three up ones

There we go oh my God there we go finally holy heck that was terrible terrible dude okay where is this um daily challenge thing so I can see where I uh you know stack up again expert completion so that’s what I just did but they did in two minutes 42 seconds oh that’s

Something dude that’s that’s something mode swap daily challenge maybe where is it okay it’s right here daily challenge got it got it Advanced completion standard completion I don’t know what Advanced versus standard completion is oh I assume it’s like oh expert so it’s the same as the others

So standard completion is just all the way through Straight Up no side courses I’m gonna try I’m gonna see what this looks like dude so just straight through 10 hour reset oh my god dude you gotta just go straight through the course what the oh I can do that

Balls I bet that’s kind of messed with my time balls all balls okay okay that’s interesting let’s just see can you can you eat across that uh you probably could in theory but guys here run run is definitely dead the run’s definitely dead can I do that oh you can do that okay

Cool how do you what do you what is the play here oh it’s probably doing on that side yeah you jump and then jump and then jump and then jump and then jump and then jump and then jump and then jump okay there’s that and you jump jump

Jump jump you do more jumps you just jump all day long and you just keep doing jumps all day long yeah easy easy easy and what about here what about here do you just jumpy jumpy jumpy jumpy jumpy jumpy jumpy jumpy jumpy okay and this is like freaking do that

And then you do that and then you Frick up then you Frick up and you Run’s dead as a result but eat I bet there’s like some skips that people have discovered too it’s like Omega increase your time but false balls what am I doing I don’t know how to jump

Quicker to go over the left or right side of the statue okay that’s risky to oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh no Run’s dead oh it’s more of these things oh God where do you go wait what the oh you gotta go over here you gotta go all the

Way around that’s such a tease dude that’s such a freaking tease oh no not like this Frick that was slow oh that’s gonna mess me up and then you do like easy completion for the I guess the lowest time probably means you do easy completion or something like that

I bet there’s skips for days bro I bet there’s skips for days oh frick the stairs bro I could totally totally eat it on this final thing is that a four block Jump by the way yep there we go I can’t because I’m like going down a stair

And then it ruins me and then there we go okay two minutes two minutes and 40 seconds so we need to shave a uh solid minute off of that to even come close this one’s gonna Frick how do you even like I don’t actually I should practice this because

This is kind of crazy right do that and freaking yikes balls oh my God so you gotta like run across that that’s gnarly like the whole run is contingent on just that frick foreign I do not know how you do that consistently that’s insane bro oh wow

I’m sure that they are perfectly hitting gems to the people who are getting the best times literally jumped over the first block no I bet the yeah the people who are like doing it perfectly are probably though they’re like jumping on there getting a little extra speed oh man I’m sure this is like you know they’re already just Ultra optimized Foreign there we go there we go that was sick What did you do I hit my freaking face on nothing hit my face on air unreal that was going so well bro and now it’s trash it’s gone it’s dead Run’s gone it’s over I’m sure that those record times are just like them unbelievable what is he doing what

Is he what am I do bruh bro yeah I needed to do that I needed to do that instead I just messed every I can’t do anything I can’t do anything guys I can’t do anything I can’t even jump on the fence to go around the Frog easy easy foreign hold up that cost me a tenth a few tenths probably Okay okay it’s something it’s something he’s trying to game he’s trying to do gaming he’s failed to game he’s failed to game oh my God how could he fail to game like this yeah I was seeing if I could add an extra jump in there and just can’t do it

Can’t do it can’t do it yeah he’s failed the game okay no jumps on there it’s just not reliable enough continuing we’re continuing the game he’s he’s gay he’s not gaming here freaked up I got I just messed everything up come on what’s gonna happen I know is I’m gonna

Have like an insane run and then I’m just gonna get to that like last stair jump section I’m gonna lose it and it’s gonna Crush my soul and I’m never gonna play this ever again they knew when they added that final little chain sticking up that it would

Ruin runs they knew it they had to know that oh Gaming gaming epic gamer okay I’m gonna actually just try to try to go for a reasonably good run and then if you know we’re never we’re not going to hit the the top score right there’s no chance we’re not beating purpled and therefore not beating anyone

Beyond purple uh but then we’ll move on to other courses Jesus Why did that happen Okay I can do way better than that clearly I can do way better than that Go snagging on there is definitely costing me a few tenths here and there but we run we Zoom when we room it’s a cool little build here so I’m assuming like Community people have actually built these things me break that one no watch the walls oh

That cost me like a second or more yeesh I wanted to ideally super speed that we would do it from the a different area oh my God freaking glass jumps are the worst is that Dave is that the the legend himself Dave who I’ve just whizzed by oh my goodness 133 Yeah we’ve already like dang the amount of time that they have optimized here is crazy bro 147. that’s okay there’s okay imagine you know shaving 10 seconds off of that okay let’s do another course we will exits I’ll take it like you could spend the next 10 hours just optimizing

And optimizing and optimizing with 10 seconds off of the top time there but um Okay cool so course two let’s try course two that’s crazy how many courses parkour Warrior this is extensive and the courses like cycle and stuff like that freaking gnarly okay so what is it

For the um top times here three minutes and 11 seconds for the expert completion sandwich Lord just uh Unstoppable Force apparently on every single parkour War year course balls I can’t just be falling on the first one you know that we can’t do there we go easy and then shoot got it no

Yeah oh it’s okay I can just jump off yep okay cool and we’re good we’re very men and we’re zooming dude the hanging hoop that’s so cool that like tons of people just contributed freaking course features they could just change it like this is such a good one to like be able

To just change up all the time you know Bulls oh they time it just so that it’s perfectly bro they time it so that you just can’t quite make it to the next one and so you have to zigzag a lot more than you want What the heck what the what the frick okay that’s kind of gnarly foreign that’s gnarly what I’ve never seen that before that’s dull they’re getting real edgy here Why do you do this why do you put this here again you can’t keep getting away with this God damn balls oh my god dude oh my God oh my God this is the worst this is the worst that’s a run killer absolutely this is like this is a medium feature and they

Just throw it into like the first first side course on this God dang I got it holy frick I’m already past sandwich Lord’s time that’s weird oh that’s weird you gotta like jump over fences and stuff crazy dude No So it seems like the different courses are essentially just taking various elements and they’re just reconfiguring it kind of I don’t know if any of the elements are like exclusive to particular oh wait did you just drop down no you gotta jump that dang I don’t know if any features are like

Exclusive to particular courses versus others but oh okay I didn’t I guess it’s gonna be a rough one no wait I’m able to jump oh my God stop okay so I can just do full jump off that I see and then I’m gonna watch the head hitters

Okay and then yep back to this one yeah okay so it’s kind of a mishmash I guess each course just kind of pulls from a pool of features it’s not that like the features on each course are exclusive to that particular course oh boy oh this brings me back to the uh

Early early parkour Warrior you know the ice one the ice wall where you had to do those trapdoor jumps those got me so many times wait where is what is this one oh wait what the frick you can’t do that but you can go up here maybe do you do this and

Then jump no I guess you just follow the wood oh don’t go there We’ve ruined nice nice nice nice nice very nice shoes Okay hard side it’s just gonna be oh is it the same it’s still just the ice okay it’s just in the different direction or is it no it’s actually just full on different ice feature like different jumps completely yikes

Got it oh look at him freaking go dude okay crushing it crushing it six minutes 30 seconds I’m so good I must be a gamer I’ll thank you thank you so much I appreciate it I work hard to get to this form lifted a lot of Weights the real creation thank you for

The three months three months but you were my entire childhood um simply a problem 22 months what do you call a sleepwalking nun a Roman Catholic magic Tim with 34 months three years soon been a blast so far good luck have fun and broader XK with the 19 the

Months pretty cool dude pretty cool okay let’s do the next course we’re experting all of them yeah okay course number three here we go what’s the record here where’s sandwich Lord sandwich Lord is only sixth oh my God dang two minutes 50 seconds this uh solo War guy seems to just be crushing

Courses all day long like every single one how have you done every single one like already what the that’s crazy that’s a gnarly one oh boy I just have sabarinos to go over here oh I wonder if there’s a way I could have just jumped straight across there without landing on the last

Platform foreign punches me off of and to get to the other side Oaks what the heck no you can’t ah the head hitters the head hitters man why are they like this why are they doing oh my god I’m an idiot I’m just trying to do it quickly when I don’t

Actually need to do that but we gotta we gotta beat solo worker what am I hitting my freaking I guess it’s the close freaking walls slabs everything that I can possibly hit my face on I’m hitting my face on wait oh my God you idiots don’t take my gamer title away

I’m a card carrying gamer member I overshot this is embarrassing now okay let’s just beat this one let’s just beat this one call it good there we go okay I gotta restart that’s an unacceptable performance on something that shouldn’t have even been difficult at all this is unacceptable as well they’re

Just trying to be super fast what am I doing now I’m just joking I’m actually falling earlier and earlier and earlier it’s crazy guys guys guys I know if I fail one more time then I’m literally getting my gamer card pulled out of my wallet forcibly they’re

Gonna come to my house and they’re gonna take it from me the gamer Association of the world and that would be sad the world gamer Association they’re coming for me unless I redeem myself on this one oh no foreign can you just yeah you can just do that

That’s a Time Saver for sure okay here we go here we go that’s what I’m talking about we figured it out folks we figured it out that’s how we do Oh see it’s just like slightly varied version that’s cool easy easy easy peasy he’s waiting on me

He’s waiting on me the Sandy Junction easy peasy bonus path easy now he’s can I maintain my gamer card is that allowed now oh frick I huge jinx myself I jinxed myself oh no I’m so sorry guys I’m so sorry I just ruined it I ruined it I’m out oh no

I gotta just stay on the lowest step that’s honestly the easiest way to do it I think yeah there we go but if I’m solo Aurora I’m just like going crazy and not doing any sort of stopping never stop ever stopping Easy game easy like let’s go oh here we are I see you wait dude oh does it change it it freaking changes it it’s like slightly different or it’s mirrored or something like that but we’ve roomed for that that feature is definitely going to be in the next MCC

And people who have not done the parkour Warrior on MCC Island they’re gonna be like wait you can just run across it what I didn’t know you could do that wait what the frick this is a gnarly jump oh there we go oh frick there’s a drop

Yeah you do that okay there we go into the portal wait I can’t see a freaking thing uh I probably could have just jumped off that but oh God Soul Sand Oh this is getting really gnarly here maybe oh God there we go no not not gnarliest of gnarly oh God dang it Frick don’t mess up thank you not this one oh God I’m never gonna do it I’m doomed boys this is the end of Me Jesus Christ

I can just do this yeah just do this it’s gonna do this I just gotta find the uh intersections there we go there we go it’s easy it’s easy it’s easy enough to just yeah jardune schizerson Jardine she’s listening she’s our sinning reporting in she’s listening reporting for Duty schizerson reporting for Duty

My brain can’t handle this so yeah I’m just doing this there we go world record world record pacing oh I can’t I can’t dude I I this is just is I could never ever go for like an expert speed run on this because that will just break my brain like I I just

Think I don’t know there’s something about where I am at in life and how I process information that that I I just can’t do it there is nothing that will ever there’s nothing that will ever get me to the point of being able to do that

And I will I just accept it I just accept it frick foreign wait oh I went the wrong way balls Can I do that no now every time I see like multiple chains I just am thinking oh I gotta run across them you know and sometimes I guess it actually does work that way Is it gonna be ice again no it’s different pain in the glass the thin weave oh my Lord oh my Lord what are we doing here what are we doing with this who came up with this idea who even realized that that was a possible jump not me yeah frick got it okay

Is that a freaking like four block bro no no no no no no no what okay this is like actually hard the ice one was like not actually hard this is actually hard um no way how do I even do that balls I think if I get across if I do this one I have to just momentum yeah and then this though what the frick how do you do that I gotta keep my momentum like that’s the only way I think for that one this is crazy dude laughs

Yeah that’s how you have to do it and then bro ah shoot bad time restart not on this one balls I wish that I could not see other feet if I wanted to see other feet I would go to wiki feet not MCC Island prick oh I hit the freaking wall

Oh there we go okay oh oh bro how foreign this is actually crazy how did we go from the freaking ice to this oh my God what did I do just never stop never stop never stopping I do think this is a particular one where the feet like really just don’t

Help a lot oh shoot like they never help but this in particular when it’s like really small uh glass panes it’s really an intrusive okay how do I do this I like I can’t do momentum oh my God no oh my God it’s because we’ve never done a right

Side corner that’s the first right side corner it’s the first right side corner and I I’m not ready I’m not ready it reverses everything I can’t do it this is balls the ultimate ballsification oh okay yes freaking do it huh oh man okay why is that standard completion by the way

Shouldn’t that be shouldn’t that be expert completion right because I did everything how does it um how does it decide finish with any amount oh you have to do it in less than five minutes ah got it understood okay got it got it got it yeah because I took too

Long it took too long very unfortunate very sad Frick dude okay one more course one more course we crush it and we win foreign I want to apologize to everybody in the pink parrots faction though for not being able to get us some good you know some good good medals whatever whatever it’s called uh oh dear some good experience some good dubs I remember these from back in the old parkour War year Thank you what are we doing How wait huh oh I wasn’t supposed to go there was I I was supposed to go down here just red herrings red sand herrings all over the place I can’t believe they would do that foreign challenge thank you little pumpkin oh my God what am I doing

Vrooman that’s what I’m doing as a image oh it’s going to change where you hit your head oh heck wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it’s still nope it’s still actually the same Oh speed bars but they try to trip you up on the last one because less of a jump there we go not too bad wall Bang frick what am I doing I’m an idiot I’m an idiot I’m a just gigantic massive idiot there we go that was a more efficient way of doing

It no I should never fall on this what am I doing how have I failed I failed us all No I would do that I would do that I would do that I was cranking the Hogs were getting cranked oh my God oh I was I was actually on track for like a good dime there okay oh it’s the balloon jumps the balloon jumps from the old Frick oh

No they brought him back oh no frick ah shoot I forgot I I was able to do these like pretty regularly back in the day there we go it was like you have to aim to the you have to aim to like the outside yeah that’s what the key is

I can’t believe they’ve done this I can’t believe they’ve done this I’m just gonna try it legit oh God bro I’m just gonna like try for a random jump and it’s gonna get muscle memory at some point that’s just a hole there balls shoot this is the I hate this so much it’s

Actually just my least favorite thing it just sucks it’s just a hole there okay I got caught in the block I just get like I am actually gonna have to end up doing the exact same thing maybe I can do that wait maybe I can do this foreign no

Wait what is the final thing to jump on though okay so I have to jump on the light one first dang it what is the final one yeah I got it like okay so I have to curve over to the middle or something oh no the dark it’s the it is the gray

One the gray one is the final one so huh dang it I can’t make that last one is the issue um I can’t cheese it all the way across this sucks shoot um oh it was close what no no shoot shoot I I hate this so much oh we got it

If at first you don’t succeed just keep run jumping across it until you do completely like I can’t just like repeat that at all but you know we’re here that must have been absolutely infuriating for anyone who’s good at that to watch so I apologize but oh no Foreign salmon ladder okay A little uh oh it’s a one block strafer you know but we crushed dude we Crush ain’t no problemo do we have a head hitter no what hmm wait what I’m confused by that how do you how do you do that oh I didn’t start on the top

Yeah that’s uh probably a good way to do it that’ll work that was so much easier than the last one ah dude if I hadn’t like if they hadn’t had the on off checkerboard one I actually would have had a pretty pretty good time I I’m completely

Hopeless on that one there’s actually no chance of me doing a good time on that so I’ll take that yeah um thank you all for tuning in to MCC Island parkour Warrior um there’s still another course so we’ll do that next time and then maybe go for

You know trying to actually get some sub five times or something like that so there’s room for improvement thanks for tuning in like the vid uh subscribe on Kevin Sparkles too and follow on Twitch and I’ll see you all next time