Bertha Has Arrived | WitchCraft SMP

Hello everybody it is I birth and so many of you have been requesting that I make a video of sorts to show what things are like from my side of the story right now we’re at my villa uh you won’t be needing your pillars nuts for

Certain I built this recently as a token of Truth to the rest of the witches because let’s be honest they’re all going through it right now if anyone should know it’s me and so I thought it would be nice to create some sort of relaxation Paradise for these witches

Although I guarantee you nobody will show up except for prison Marina of course because that girl is everywhere seriously she’s everywhere so let me give you a small large tour around the Villa so once you come in uh you’re welcome by this gorgeous opening we have birther’s Resort because of course it is

My Resort uh and then you follow your way along the path into the building uh we do have a policy here that is leave armor and weapons at the door now the reason for that is because this is a safe haven for the witches we don’t want

Any of these witches getting hurt or cursed yes I’m looking at you Scott so that is the policy and it is the policy that will have to be enforced hello Martha how are you doing my darling fantastic okay and I cannot wait for people to come well we’re having our first visitor

Mother are you excited yes yes yes yes yes me too Martha darling okay well whilst we prepare for our first visitor I’m going to go back home oh now I can’t lie to all of you my therapy business wasn’t a major hit with the witches uh I

Did have pris Marina come and well it didn’t end too good I’m sure you all know oh however just because I’m defeated for therapy doesn’t mean that it’s over for Bertha’s Adventure so anyway we don’t need this rest in peace sign anymore because thankfully Scott broad mother

Back and I am eternally grateful and some would say I sold my soul to Scott which is true in ways but don’t get it twisted I don’t have sides ow I don’t have sides in this competition and more will be revealed soon but right now I

Must leave you with the teasers a lot of people ask me okay Bertha what are you and I tell them well first and foremost you never ask somebody what they are that’s kind of rude and kind of backwards but beings as you all came over here to watch me I will tell you

Let’s take a seat actually no let’s go to therapy that seems appropriate I am nobody I am everybody I am as some would say everything everywhere all at once yes it’s true darling I am an entity there is no gender to birth I don’t mind what pronouns people use I don’t mind

What you referred to me as as long as you’re paying me gems birth as a happy person so that is Bertha’s law for today I can’t reveal too much yet but just know that good things come to those who wait now I think it’s time to continue

With my little prank that I’ve been leaving people so don’t ask why I have so many tridents or a splash potion of gravity I don’t know what that does oh diamonds I like diamonds uh ring of night vision that can come quite useful but it was signs I was looking for I was

Looking for signs oh uh don’t look down there I can’t show you that just yet oh I miss wearing this heart oh you guys you won’t understand but I miss wearing it so much so so much let’s go to prismarina’s base where is she prismarine okay ah it doesn’t seem like

She’s online right now this base is absolutely gorgeous I can’t lie I mean look why this this witch deserves a lot more credit for this bill come on now it’s gorgeous let’s go inside oh she’s vain as well which is fine I mean I’m all for people being Vain and loving

Themselves I mean darling birther is the queen so I need to find a sign so let’s go snoop through her chest uh could have been me anyways let’s oh she needs to fix these damn stairs I’m telling you now that which will be having a lawsuit if she doesn’t Okay so

Random blocks does she have any signs in here oh she does a birch sign kind of ugly but I’ll take it anything else to make things seem maybe a little creepy oh penned right block yes let’s take that from her purple sand of course and some lament

Blacks yes that all sounds very good so let’s go back down let’s go to spawn most people for the longest time have been so rude to Bertha seriously they’re being very rude I mean I’m here practically running this joint helping people get gems get runes and there are

All these theories and rumors about birther saying that she’s suspicious well if by suspicious you mean helpful listen not everybody has to be evil okay I was thinking about spawn but now I actually think that going to people’s houses would be better oh also here’s my advertisement for my Resort Bertha’s

Resort play like Bertha relax like Martha Call 666 today now I may be doing something very suspicious however that isn’t saying that I am demonic however I may be pranking people on the server which helps promote my business because my thoughts are if I’m leaving signs everywhere with 666 then maybe people

Will call the damn number and come give me gems oh no no no no no no Beast wild beasts no no don’t want me to ask merthyr to come trust me also why is there a ghost here did Scott bring this person here I I

Have no idea I spot a wild Chris Marina I wonder if I can prank oh did I scare you oh yeah of course you did what are you doing here I’m always here what are you talking about prismarina what well you hardly actually talk you’re usually just

Standing around I thought you maybe like hired someone that looks like you that just kind of stays here all day because you keep following me when people are at spawn so I don’t know well uh I understand your point Chris Marina but unfortunately your point is incorrect um

I don’t talk when I’m here mainly because of thank God you took that ugly mask off I wanted you to see my face properly actually you can put it back on what that’s so mean you know you look you’re so jealous of my hair I mean I

Don’t even know if you have hair I mean do you have her do I have her I’m regret a dying hair I dye my own hair actually yes we can tell what do you mean by that take it how you would like Chris Marina what do you

During the day except stalk me obviously because you’re literally obsessed with me oh my goodness don’t flutter yourself Chris Marina you’re arguing behind me and stuff it’s really creepy actually you love it don’t pretend prison Marina you’re so cheeky you’re cheeky cheeky you’re very cheeky would you like to see a magic trick

Prism Arena uh sure what can’t a girl have fun we want both for every reason clothes don’t be so rude prismarina do you have any napkins um no but I can use my backpack to give it to wipe down uh don’t worry don’t worry there we go no you need

Disinfectant well we don’t have any we are in which no some water look what you’ve done prison Marina take some water it’s fine it’s fine you’ve ruined everything again look at the flowers you’ve ruined the flowers oh I spend so many hours I’m sorry doing this it’s okay I’ll help you I’ll help

You I’ll help you oh will you hack you’ve helped enough prismarina now I’m sorry no I’ve had enough I just wanted to affected well you disinfected yourself because we are still no longer friends um I’m gonna go yes I think you should goodbye yeah um yeah yeah anyways let’s

Go to Joey’s house come on ah his old home hello owl what’s your name ah what a gorgeous name oh uh why do they always leave me but it’s fine look at the mess around here oh my goodness Cherry you are ruining your place look at all of this

Mess oh my goodness no no no we won’t be having it this is a competition of professionality we will not be having mess and where’s his new place oh wow oh wow oh it’s beautiful darling let’s swim like we’re in Minecraft in 2012 because that was the last year that was happy in

Bertha’s life but enough of that come on let’s go out oh my goodness you set up a death trap I’m not surprised but I am upset oh no did Scott send you here he’s meant to be on my side so I had left this sign you’re being watched 666. it’s trying to

Spook out the competition a little bit trying to make them maybe think oh 666 well maybe I should call them um I’ve had no calls so it’s not worked so much so I’m I may have to resort to something else but let’s see I left another sign

Saying you’re next 666. again very funny I I just hope that they call 666 maybe I should just leave a dance sign saying call 666. they just don’t understand ah this place is so beautiful oh my goodness why are there dead foxes on the ground I need to find out where

These foxes came from oh my goodness you poor thing oh oh oh oh no I I can’t even explain what they just told me uh uh they had a very hard life let’s just say that I I don’t want to explain anymore um it may involve some water which uh uh

But she’s the cause of most issues so let’s go leave uh more signs elsewhere because whatever happened to that fox I’m not letting happen to me oh my poor mother ah hello there what is your name oh jelly what’s a beautiful name darling very on brand however those claws are

Creeping me out slightly yes no worries no worries I I’ll leave you alone um just pretend you didn’t see anything okay jelly I I I have something I need to leave oh you’re being watched 666 see I told you all I’ve been living these signs try and promote my business but no

One wants to Don call so yes we’ll leave Lauren alone for now although I would like to explore or what is up here because Bertha knows everything but Bertha doesn’t know about this I mean it’s gorgeous I like the vine oh a cow and a pig are you guys okay need any

Assistance no happy yeah okay I was expecting a bakery or some sort of uh sandwich shop but I suppose there is none oh my goodness her bird is flying away uh nice to see you jelly uh you heard nothing about the sign okay okay I think that’s Eloise

Would like a little sign or two now is she home hello Eloise ah what a beautiful painting Eloise she thinks I’m in love with oh oh my goodness oh wow you’re gorgeous you are beautiful darling you’re like a cow but you’re a ladybird anyway a sign oh

Yes of course aside I am eating all your grapes I am 666 now I think that would Intrigue her enough to call the number so let’s see who else we can leave a sign for I’m thinking Cleo might be a good person to try next oh my gosh is that floating in

The air very strange this which is full of powers she scares me I won’t lie now Bertha needs to figure out a way to get up to that Tower so I will be right back uh okay that took a lot longer than I had anticipated but it’s fine it’s fine

Let’s uh see where the entrance is I like these floating plants it reminds me of sport hello Cleo hmm doesn’t seem like she’s in now I am not one to snoop through chess that is prismarina’s job so I will leave the sign this is still very creepy how the heck is this

Floating um okay so let’s write the juice inside the how said it’s time to go home 666. now once again if she doesn’t read this and think poham I should call the number 666 then she’s a fool so off to leave some more science let’s go oh my

Goodness why is it so loud over here what the hell is going and on oh my goodness these poor animals I was about to say that I feel bad for leaving promotion at tiffs but those animals oh my goodness also what is going on not

The chickens as well oh poor cows I’m so sorry you’re going through this I’m so sorry oh Tiff how do you remember burning as well oh no telling me they’re telling me that they’re upset they’re telling me that they didn’t deserve this life and I believe them no I don’t feel

Bad for leaving the side where’s her base over here you wolf what is your name Nightshade now Nightshade do you approve of this well I can’t trust you either don’t tell her this is for her own good we’re both the same me and you I know you know too okay this looks like

It’s her place oh hello what’s your name nice to meet you how do you feel about this the deer head as well this is what she’s supposed to to be a nature witch why is she killing all of these animals chickens off Brands don’t treat them like potatoes six six six I’m not

Impressed I I’m not unfortunately um I think it’s time to go home oh wow I don’t know what to say I’m speechless I can’t believe somebody like Tiff would do that I feel disgusted now that we’ve promoted ourselves uh Bertha’s therapy because Bertha’s help is the help that

Matters Call 666 today how does that not scream help oh these witches I have a trick that I want to show you all me and Martha went to a pole class A few years ago honestly I just never forgot how to do it yes yes yes oh and then back oh

Yes yes sadly mother can’t do it anymore because of her hips however I do it for her as an Ode to the past and on the subject of the past I must tell you all something I can’t let an episode go by without revealing a tiny bit of lore so let’s go good

Yes I I just wanted to come somewhere more mysterious so it wasn’t that impressive honestly so when I was a little child myself and my sister we were both witches yes it’s true it’s true and we trained we trained harder than anyone I’ve ever known and I don’t

Like to toot my own horn which I don’t have I don’t have a horn by the way but we were different we were top tier I was told all the time by my teachers wow Bertha you will be Supreme witch one day and they told me it so many times I

Believed them but unfortunately uh something happened between me and my sister uh something I don’t think I have truly explored myself you know it’s a very touching subject for birth so I can’t reveal everything right now however one day I do hope to tell all me

And my sister were the best of friends I didn’t need anybody else and then of course Martha came along and she became my companion and well I I can’t reveal anymore right now it’s too hard for me to process hey maybe I should go to my

Own therapy as I look at the sky and I see the clouds I look and I see her my sister and how stupid she was never forgive her for what she did to me goodbye