Bertha’s School For Witches | WitchCraft SMP

It is I Bertha and welcome to birth the school for witches if I’m going to bring my Supreme witch sister back and then try and get rid of her again then I am going to need all of the help I can get and what better way than to train up the

Rest of these witches with the knowledge that I have found over the years to help them do it for me but first I will be checking each and every one of their skills to see who will be best to join the school of witches hello prismarina hello can you

Tell me what you bought me here for today I killed the Gaia Spirit earlier however you can do another ritual he dropped he dropped by a Spirits okay so shall we do it why are you scared I am scared I’m so scared honey honey are you okay I’m nervous oh

Could have warned me oh can we stop why can’t I get out okay we’re at the time we’re going to turn my Shadows off okay you see it oh yes yes wait is it this entity how do you kill it you just kill it all right well it’s hurting you darling it’s

Really hurting me oh I’m so confused oh now I’m going to die now this was easier when I had my full Powers but now come here you Beast it’s okay I’m killing it with this I hope this music is copyright free die oh my goodness you could have equipped a girl oh no

Oh Miss Arena now I really am going to die once again ow I’m sorry it’s fine let’s try this again oh no that’s it that again all right let’s go one more time we’ve got this come no what are we even supposed to do are we supposed to kill the minions first what

Are these what are these pink things I’m so confused you can’t stand in the purple oh right don’t stand in the purple I understand now I’m going to stand back and use my bow it’s too late for that darling you see the little firework fireworks whoa I’m um chaos

I can barely hear you it’s so crazy oh die die yes okay right you will eat my soul come yes we’re so close darling I can’t see it here ah wait last hit come oh no she left what did she do it’s going to die ah rats die yes

We did it Chris Marina we did it this was terrifying darling this was terrifying I thought it was fun you thought this was fun yeah you are crazy Chris Marina and on that note I must go bye I had some Intel that Tiffany decided to leave a little gift and

Thanks of her stay here so let’s read a token of my appreciation the nature witch well oh incense incense stick Brew of revitalization oh no this looks gorgeous where should I put it Martha um should we just put it on here oh and light it oh my goodness look at that oh

Look at the particles it is so beautiful darling now what does that give me why am I glowing why am I glowing pink Martha you do uh regeneration oh no this could be very good for when I bring my Supreme witch sister back because I’m terrified honestly that she is going to

Do worse to me than she did all those years ago so very very thoughtful of you and I still need to give you those six thousand diamonds we’re here this Resort whoa oh it’s so cute oh it is now one moment hello hello Darlings yes oh

Here this is supposed to be Serena in a place I’m relaxed no I’m sorry darling this shouldn’t be happening wait one moment okay I want a refund well you’ve not even paid yet exactly how much does it cost well darling you’ll have to wait and see until we get to the desk so

Thank you both for coming first and foremost um yeah I want to get a massage oh yes Martha can handle that we yes we want a massage and we want a spa and all the things well you seem very demanding Mr Graceffa so we’re witch fillers which

Is which influencers and we could really make or break this establishment so you better treat us well or well yes uh well this is the first I’ve heard of this in this world but sure of course follow me we have which Instagram oh wow

Now we do have a policy oh leave your I can’t read actually so well you you were definitely not kind of read quite well then Shelby can you tell him what it says uh leave your farmer and weapon the weapons here he already filled the chest up

Though and his armor is still on oh oh no wait I need that actually okay no more weapons wonderful now into the reception take a seat which one of you wants to pay hey I thought we agreed that we were which influencers and actually you should be paid our rate is

A set standard of what is our rate uh uh uh 10 gems each 10 gems each wow and we will do an Instagram post we’ll tell everyone how great this place is there was an otter and a goat that greeted us at the deck yes well you two drive a hot

Bargain how about 15 gems each oh I love that that’s even better yes yeah I guess we could settle for that that’ll work well how about 30 gems each oh okay or a hundred okay yes 100 sounds wonderful yes let’s do that yes perfect okay okay

Well now wait you have a hard bargain what did it’s wait I oh Martha I’ve done it again you will be paid a small large amount now and the rest after your stay anyway this is Martha oh mer oh you’re Martha I’ve heard so much about you see

Mother I don’t use this oh this thing doesn’t yet have a name um it’s stumbled in here one night and I thought oh harm I might as well look after it anyway this is a slow service can we hurry up we have places wow to kill through now that’s true we are at

Potential yes it’s not very that much potential it’s more of a guarantee yes of course ah Shelby you’ll be staying in Villa one yeah you’ll be staying in Villa three oh okay you have a smaller room because well I mean I have the big room yes

I want to be upgraded I demand to be upgraded to your VIP extremes their books otherwise girls yes sorry darling I can only keep it for exclusive guests are we not exclusive I am I got the big room yes this will be uh heavily shown on my witch stories so fine Villa four

In ah wow oh much better so where’s the pampering happen well Darlings it’s getting late so I think we should sleep in the morning mirtha will serve you breakfast on her back and then I think we can get down to business anyways okay well good night yeah I’m tired oh hello

Oh breakfast is is beets oh thank you oh Martha did you just vomit this up oh gross beetroot soup where’s my green juice good morning darling it was delicious you liked it well I think that you know a green juice would have been much better but I’ll

Give it a 2 out of 10 stars were all right there were Fresh Beats at least but uh consider pancakes everybody loves pancakes I think it’s time we take a dip inside of the hot springs so you can really oh that sounds lovely yes follow me so good from points

Sure you put some mud on your face Darlings it will oh help with those wrinkles what is that Contraption up in the sky it doesn’t seem very witchy what where the plane oh yes um not the terrorism you know it would be more relaxing but

Yes oh it didn’t work oh this is awkward it’s not working you’re trying to make it rain darling no no yeah that’s more like it now I’m getting wet oh I love swimming in the rain yes see oh it’s so toasty warm backflips welcome to the pool

Oh rooftop yes oh it’s fabulous oh thank you darling yes now this is more I like it oh this is wonderful serve me up at margarita a little bit too many no right anyway what would you ladies like or drinks a margarita a margarita both okay yes of course spicy margarita

A few Margaritas for for the witches please tell me she doesn’t make it with her butthole sadly we though we do not have any Margaritas uh oh gosh I sense the dark presence joining us oh did she pay her fee no well and look at she has a weapon she’s breaking the rules

Am I like suddenly more Charming of a person oh do I got some risk now you mention it I’ve always admired that monocle darling Oh as we agreed 100 diamonds each I mean not diamonds sorry gems yes yes okay so there you go that’s right yes now a

Hundred read it darling this has a hundred X inquisitive job yes listen up Bertha if you want our followers to know about how there were cockroaches on the walls there was a ghost in my room so hard that we couldn’t even bite into them no you’re lying you’re lying you’re

Lying we’re not and if you want anything bad to happen and you’ll hand over those hundred gems to each of us hold on okay of course of course just don’t touch my mother died how about two stacks each that’ll do I thought I had no choice that’s more like

It yes yeah you’ll be sharing our reviews online yes I look forward it’ll be glowing oh thank you darling oh my oh oh wow I feel like there should be a poll here yes that very much should be darling but you know the budget has been tight

Lately with you taking all my dogs listen here take here take those back consider that that that’s the tip thank you so much I would hope to see you next time yes goodbye darling goodbye those scamming little rats she just called a scamming little rat I should not know we can’t

Hear her um you know the windows right there um and it’s open no now they can’t hear me those scammy little will be writing about this oh we will hold on let me update my blog all right guys well we’re leaving the spa and it is absolute trash

I would never ever come back here they talk crap about their customers there’s cockroaches there’s bed bugs lies leave goodbye okay ah goodbye why would they do this I I showed them nothing but respect nothing but kindness and all they gave me was a negative review I have no words now I have

Decided that I will only be inviting a select few which is out to my school and first and foremost I think the most appropriate person to ask would be the nature witch a girl who truly has the potential even if she does kill chickens and cows oh I’m still feeling really

Sorry for you Darlings but there’s nothing I can do and the book reads dear nature witch firstly thank you for my delightful gifts you sent to Bertha’s Resort I have most certainly made use of it after Jerry came and caused chaos but I was also wondering if you would like

To join Bertha’s school for witches a very exclusive school that Harbors only the best witches of this competition I saw the fight you had during the loser battle and truly see something special in you I’m sure you’re aware now that I’ve been existing here long long before

You came to this competition so I want to offer up my skills that I have learned over the years and share them with the witches who have great potential like yourself if you accept the invite please come to birth the school when the full Moon Rises best

Wishes I think the next which I should ask is Chris Marina now I know what you’re saying she is kind of chaotic I mean look at this creeper hole here but she does have some fight in her right crafting table thank you prismarina it is very much appreciated five chess I

Suppose that is fine I will take this down and I will put this here and leave her a book now it stays pretty much the same thing it just doesn’t say the part about uh the gift being given to me because obviously Chris Marina has never

Given me a gift now the next person I’m going to ask which may surprise a lot of you what the hell are those is Scots or as I like to call him Mr major now the reason why I will be leaving Scott this chess with the book inside is because

I’ve learned the hard way that you should keep your enemies close because you never know when they’re going to attack so if I have him in my school then I can make sure that my eyes are kept well on him also he’s a very talented witch so I mean having his

Skills in my school would be a great look for both the school I will check back in once the full Moon Rises and school will be in session let’s go ah the night has risen the Moon is full so I think it’s time we have our witches come someone’s here it’s prism Marina

She accepted the invite lovely welcome witches oh I love your hat Bertha no I thought you’d be more spooked by my appearance behind you randomly well darling I’m not going to lie I was facing the other way let me take my pants off oh well if you would like to

Follow me darling Oh it’s so gorgeous in here well thank you I thought I would share some of my wisdom and insight to some of the most powerful witches on This Server so you’ve invited me and Eloise and today we’ll learn how to destroy a potentially world-changing demon ow

So can anybody in the class tell me what they think the first method is to kill a demon well demons are bad is that your final answer is that a trick question maybe with light no is the Demon’s name Scott you summon it oh yes well done

Darling the second way to destroy a demon does anybody have any guesses wait were you talking I was never really one to be good in school but I I went to art school I attack it oh he’s so smart now what is the final one I have a friend

Yeah are you paying attention to class oh sorry I haven’t got my glasses destroy the demon oh my you know what darling I’m feeling like resigning today because you are such a star pupil the answers are on the board I’m sorry summon attack destroy it’s time for

Lunch mother did serve us up some food but since you’re already prepared with your pack lunch then you go ahead and eat that darling let me serve us some tea one second as you know I was working the late shift yesterday at a resort yes but then again when am I not working

There oh my I actually thought a tea is about Joy um he cheated or he tried to cheat yesterday so bad I literally had to go and call in a cleaning crew someone stole my librarian I feel like maybe I know this is my place to say happy happy evening

Visitors oh the cup overfloweth yes the cup indeed overflow it with Tia today let’s go upstairs to the final lesson of the day you will be facing head to head with a demon oh my goodness to put what I taught you into practice okay are you ready

Is ready you know that the Martha ah oh that wasn’t supposed to happen quick kill it please prismarina kill it oh my goodness oh my I fear that I am in presence of the next Supreme witches we can skip the whole competition yes you know actually you’re right we’ll

Just I’ll title this episode I’m too much I was skepta apparently you can be my like second in command no you can go you can go yes go thank you very much I will let myself hit okay bye you’re okay I’ll send you with the witches tonight Darlings but

The night is not over just yet so we’re playing truth or dare correct right who wants to go first um I want to go of course okay here’s Marina Truth or Dare truth if you don’t become the Supreme witch what then Burger King well I maybe

I’m thinking um I can start an ocean like family see that was the wrong answer darling you should have said that you were going to be Supreme witch no matter what yes me next me next true who is your favorite and least favorite contestant hmm oh one moment let’s start

With my least favorite I would have to say after recent events my least favorite witch competing in these trials might have to be Mr Griffith is that because he cheated no it’s because he messed up the Villa yes darling let’s stop the villain he did well he cheated and messed up developers

My favorite witch now you may not be happy with my answer but once again after recent events my favorite which would have to be the nature witch Miss Tiffany Martha you’re next Truth or Dare I’m feeling spicy give me does anybody have any dares for our mirth I don’t

Know what Martha can do no well I mean rip it out to practice I dare you to I’d only kiss her he was just lips thank you if you could only pick one witch to be the next Supreme who would you pick I say uh Scott truth or dare dare watch out

Here comes please Marina saying whoa can you come against me Scots if that is going to be the dear old Detroit instead how about one week of you changing the color of your clothes I mean it’s I’m wearing a color it’s green okay green is a color anything else

Wait I have my uniform on there we go that’s black darling now Darlings you all know what time it is it’s time for a little bit of lore so I’m joined with Martha murtha I’ll let you have the seat today Bing says it’s all going to be

About you oh my goodness we have never sat on this before well enjoy every minute of it darling so take it away Murph the Supreme which I would say rest in peace but I hope she doesn’t um she cursed my beloved Bertha many moons ago

But what you didn’t know is that I was once a witch too it’s true oh my goodness yes I know Goodness Me Oh my God anyway this here realm is where me and my beloved Bertha met each other many moons ago as time went up it’s true and when my

Beloved birthday was cursed by the Supreme witch she didn’t just stop there she couldn’t handle off because she was always single because no one liked her because she was awful anyway she also cursed me to being a goat and that is how I ended up how I am today and one

Day I wish to be my former self my former witch oh darling that was beautiful thank you for sharing your story with everyone that’s okay I may have been silent but I will not be silent exactly darling and together we will become uncursed yes yes I think it

Will soon be time to bring my Supreme witch sister back from the dead and get the Revenge that we deserve [Laughter] well we’re getting too old for this darling goodbye bye