Beta Testing New Minecraft Casino Game! (Dadcraft)

You can use use the coal to power your your bitcoin miner are you are you in the nether right now right yeah i went back to get some torches so that i can just take a hallway yo this pic is is sweet down here man

I’m uh i’m gonna i’m gonna come and help you out did you you find a good batch of courts or do we have to explore i’ve just been picking them up off the off the ceiling for the most part but i gotta remember how to so damn we like

Go towards your place and then do we hook her right there’s a nerd pole nerd paul oh i see it it’s made of wood if you use head nerd pole you should be able to find the nether portal okay i’m planting some uh some cactus just right around where we are

Don’t uh it’s just first so we can have green dye yeah yeah i won’t touch it oh baby yeah did you know dan your portal is so close to this uh like nether fortress i did not know that you know oh that’s where you get blackstone yeah and blaze rods

I don’t know what you do with blaze rods isn’t that something fancy some one in 7.5 trillion right chad you know what i mean chad yeah no ah enderman there’s many of them oh yeah just don’t look at them i didn’t mean to they won’t any

Any ideas for the name of the casino yeah i really do not like the tulips casino i was saying like tulips like the flower that’s just first thing that came to mind not right do you thought like two lips yeah oh no that was like like Um trinity trinity trinity’s uh hello uh yeah i don’t know how do i uh maybe i’ll just like dig yeah i think i think that’s what chad was yelling at me they were like just called with the dig well they said no not for the casino name

For the queen courts they were like what is this fool doing just make a hallway yeah i yeah there we go i already found some quartz look at that it’s so easy oh plus all the xp baby you do get a lot of xp for mining quartz

What are the name of some casinos in canada falls view um and casino niagara casino there’s the again what’s the gannon aqua one oh i used to know i can’t remember ganon casino they’re definitely not as fancy like falls used probably the fanciest name or casino and uh that i

That i know of one time i went to the gannon awkward casino so i mean for backstory they wanted to build a casino in like our hometown um but people put the kibosh on it because they were worried about i don’t know like undesirable elements coming as a result of legal gambling

Um so instead it moved to the city close by called gannon away so you got to take a bus from the staples business depot in order to get there um one time i i took uh the bus and it was at like 1 p.m casino closes at like six

There was a huge traffic jam on the 401 so we got there and then as soon as we got there they were like oh yeah we’re closing in like 45 minutes and the bus is leaving so literally i basically just paid like 30 bucks to go on a bus ride

And then at the end in the end that sucks yes [Laughter] it was not a particularly nice boss either just throwing that out there was it a greyhound or basically yeah basically are you a big gambler ryan no like quite the opposite actually there was a time

Where like in you know in college you try stuff out i entertained the idea of uh you becoming one of those cool guys who counts cards and uh we like could see you doing that meet me and a couple of housemates of of mine like we practiced it for like a

Couple of weeks keeping like a mental count um and then we got to the casino for the first time and you know had a couple of free drinks and then lost count of the cards but had a pretty good time it’s just like i i kind of think uh

The games at a casino are like omega boring they’re all kind of bad like what you’re like do you ever play uh craps i have played craps i i mean doesn’t it craps essentially just boils down to hope that the thing you bet on is rolled that’s rolling dice yeah

It’s like spelunky not at all really no it’s like the spelunky dice because you can just whip the dice yeah you can whip the dice in spelunky you can do that and they’ll probably get upset with you maybe a little bit like people on my chat are like roulette’s fun what’s

What’s fun about roulette it’s just uh it’s it’s just rolling a 36 sided die except instead of just rolling the dye it goes like that’s it that is fine it’s just a big die this you’re you’re like the kid who uh you know when you wanted to play board

Games they always wanted to play trouble because instead of rolling the dice you get to push that dome in the center yeah that’s what i did it goes yeah sometimes you don’t even get a good roll it just kind of like jumps up and lands in the exact same spot it’s just too

Loud it hurts your fingers sometimes too yeah i’m with you man like i wish there were more skill games of the casino but i guess that would kind of undermine the business model for sure see you yeah can we just pick some more go pluck some off the tree

Oh yeah i mean there’s lots of birch dude mining in the nether is annoying like as soon as you enter like a zen state it’s like oh guess what there’s a pit behind you oh frick oh i’m hearing things oh dude come on man i’m scared come on jack that’s just corn pop

And throw jack don’t you come back what’s the heather rack i can make some nether prick out of that those golden nuggets i like how we i mean not that we haven’t had a plan but like originally we were like let’s build this casino then we need some

Materials and now we’re just way over the time limit and literally just playing minecraft again the way it always goes down i mean we’re we’re technically ready to start taking bets technically i mean it’s not not super polished but but we’re functional oh yeah um i do think like i don’t want

To delegate but i think ryan if you can come up with the security door i think that would be huge and mel if you want to like close this in i mean we could you know i mean we don’t have to do it all today obviously yeah yeah yeah no i mean i’ll

Definitely help i’ll do that um let me just [ __ ] stretch i mean redstone security door is not that hard i feel like you lit don’t you literally just put the iron door hooked up to a button with redstone and then if you press the button you get in uh

I think we need sticky pistons too i don’t think so oh you’re thinking an actual iron door i was thinking of using iron blocks i think i mean you could do that too right but isn’t it the same um principle you just know yeah with the

Door the door and the button you just you just need those two i mean with the piston wouldn’t you just took the piston up to the redstone circuit and then have a button at the end yeah i think so but with the piston you need the slime and stuff too but

But i mean if it were like an actual like like you know a big wall of like iron blocks wouldn’t that look sweet you know yeah i can’t deny that it would look sweet that’s definitely true all right i’ve uh gotta drop the some stuff off at the

Farm and i’m gonna come back with uh can you trap a creeper or no that’s not possible ah i don’t think it’s possible in daytime though the sunlight gets them right i don’t know could could you put them in a boat and run away very quickly

Oh yeah they can hang out in boats yeah or could could you hear me out then dig a little pit and put a trap door on it and then when the creeper walks over the trap door you you’d drop him in take a little pin take a little bit for my creeper yeah

Like people keep telling me that like redstone is complicated and like i respect that but like is it complicated if you’re literally just making a line of red dust up to a between a door and a button that doesn’t seem that complicated to me all right so like who’s

Leaving carts on the track though see dude that’s what i’m saying they’re raising a barn some of these people have no respect for a decorum like i you know like mathis accidentally put a break into your uh into your track at some point because you just for fun he like broke some glass

And then flooded the the rails so all the powered rails in the area turned off yeah i had to fix it no no this is the kind of people that you you can just tell what people in this server were like putting their gum underneath the the seat on the school

Bus and using like their lighter to the lighter on the ceiling oh man that always killed me come on man come on come on man have some dignity disrespectful so how do you do that and do that i’m gonna burn this sand yeah why not uh if you want to make sandstone then

Yeah well my glass right oh sorry yeah sorry oh yeah you just put the sand and nothing you didn’t make yeah my bad all right well i think i’m not malf how did you feel about when you paid that the diamond do you feel like that was secure

Honestly i mean again like the only thing would be if uh if there were a crowd around you know somebody might uh with you i mean because having to toss it if i you know placing it makes me feel a little bit more secure for sure okay tossing yeah i don’t know

How do you make a hop or just some uh hopper is isn’t it just like a uh oh hopper or iron uh you need a chest and five iron i will say and you can cover a hopper with uh carpet ooh i think and then you can still maybe access it

Through it daniel if you don’t mind i’m just gonna i’m gonna quartz in the rest of your uh your game room over here i like that dude this looks good here this is very long-term thinking but how sick would it be to put a beacon on top of the casino like the luxor

I like it oh baby look at that you think ryan come here real quick do you think i should i should probably put the the frame with the emerald on the outside honda to entice people i don’t know dude i kind of like it honestly you like it there i like it there

Uh excuse me how did uh yes sir uh if you could vacate the premises please yo someone said okay look i know we’re getting a little bit too big for our britches but behind every game station there’s a hopper that leads to the vault they lose their money

We just send it and it goes into the vault oh man all right sir no returns casino’s closed unfortunately oh somebody’s got to put a railing there we’re gonna get sued man how do can we do quartz on here ah we should get a stone cutter actually we don’t really need one

There but all that for 21 quarts blocks yeah dude i just came back i think i had 50. yeah i know i did i struck a deal with jay he said he’ll give us a stack of quartz blocks for one free play oh that’s a great deal i think that’s

Honestly a very fair deal so some time to come on over bring two diamonds with two emeralds well the first the play is free though oh but how are we going to fund it no he’s just that’s for the quartz blocks okay okay yeah tell me

Okay but i mean i i’ve got i’ve got three dimes on me so i can find i can fun i mean we have we have one emerald yeah plus i have the three diamonds so let’s let’s bring your emeralds and your quartz well lads i’m gonna head back to

Uh the i’m gonna head back to my homestead because i need to go to justin’s xp farm did you ever see justin’s xp farm dan i think you in particular would would very much enjoy it i like yeah i like how it’s it’s uh willy wonka-esque with augustus

Getting stuck in the pipe and then getting heated say no more that’s all you had to say um mal so can we do the vault underground then because i i really think we should have the yeah yeah we have to yeah so then theoretically and this is vanilla you just tie a bunch

Of hoppers together and it keeps going or do you need something i think so i think you can daisy chain them that’s what chat was saying earlier you gotta check the wiki dude the minecraft backseating is like crazy to me if you ask it it’s like um it’s like trying to get

The last little bit of toothpaste out of the tube if you ask specifically how to do something no one will ever tell you because they consider it to be enabling you they’re like wow just google it uh what if you typed this into the recipe bar et cetera et cetera

But if you just do something wrong as an experiment chat erupts into exactly specifically what you should be doing so i’ve really gotten into the habit of instead of like asking for advice on how to do things i just start doing them deliberately wrong and then

Like dozens of people type what i was gonna want them to answer in the first place and it’s really like it’s it’s helped my efficiency out a great deal some galaxy print stuff chance gambit exactly okay wait and we should make this casino for iron man iron is

Oh it is an important resource for sure oh i mean i’ve got some iron blocks iron blocks well that’s what i was saying too like we could have the you could just use the different ingots and stuff as different uh currencies too you know yeah okay how do i get to dance

I haven’t heard music today in minecraft it’s been very rare for me as well what happened to that yeah i don’t know man aquarium in the casino you could do that in like maybe one of the walls of the restaurant there’s like a an aquarium there that could be cool

Dude i am pretty excited about this casino and we’re cool with like we got we got equivalent shares should we get scotch over here to get him just maybe get our first 10 emma i don’t feel good having people gamble in a casino that doesn’t have walls yet

I feel like that we want their first impression to be like oh what a what a wonderful place well yeah on the other hand you know if they want if i walked into a casino and it looked like garbage i would probably be like oh well

They’re not making a lot of money so maybe i like my chances yeah oh can one of you sleep or wait is anybody at the casino i am heading there plenty of birch back here too if we need more uh if we need more carpet

Uh okay we got a little bit more quartz that’s bone meal oh there’s the quartz there we go Hoppers are just things hoppers are just things put an item in there well i’m pulling the ryan okay you just you do it and then you see what yeah exactly and then if somebody calls you something bad you time them out for 300 seconds it’s that simple

I call it the uh the levy oh justin he’s been busy what the heck dude what they covered the zoop tube what i can’t see him zooping anymore oh never mind i’m stupid right there [Laughter] you’re stupid i am stupid you’re not wrong the other thing about this smart baby monitor it freaking

Melts your phone battery like oh because i think it’s it’s connecting constantly running wi-fi constantly uh transmitting video and audio constantly like it’s crazy you minding bitcoin you little [ __ ] [Laughter] where’s my sword where’s my sword one of you guys didn’t pick up a sword boxing i would never steal your sword

It’s it’s uh no i just have diamond sword no i have an iron sword i probably left it in one of these chests i hope what good is a hopper can you use uh a hopper to transfer resources from a holder chest to a distributor chest

Yeah but i think it’s got to be above it you know i’m like i’m trying to do a side by side oh chad just gave me the answer without it i didn’t have it dude what did i tell you okay that works what did i tell you

Oh no i that sword i spent so much time yeah did you guys hear that uh bezos is stepping down as ceo of amazon what yeah they’re gonna start doing um what they do for pogchamp what’s that they’re gonna have a new new ceo every day dude mine is he for real yeah

I mean you know good on him if i ever got to like billionaire status i would definitely retire as soon as possible not to stop working but just to disappear from the public eye so i didn’t get insulted by twitter communists all day you’re not going to touch that one no

I’m just i’m trying to think of something funny like [Laughter] it’s true though i mean like obviously you don’t know until you’re super rich but like like don’t you’re like worth uh like uh almost a quarter or a fifth of a trillion dollars he’s up there for sure yeah

And that’s why i would like i i don’t want to democratize like internet discourse i would if i was worth like 200 billion dollars you’re worth so much that it’s irresponsible to let people on twitter bring you down that’s why you got to escape from the public eye

You think he diamond hands is gme stuck oh definitely what diamond hands mean diamond hands is when you uh no matter what you never sell a stock because someone will make fun of you for selling it why is it called diamond hand because your hands are made of diamonds

It’s the most you know hardest substance known to known to man yeah you didn’t we do did you guys buy any game stock or anything no no not gm i did not know nope the the saga of investing over the past couple of weeks has been very frustrating for me

Because it was like occasion we talk about investing for like 30 seconds of a five-hour show and people go like oh my god all this investing talk i can’t stand it this is too much a week later investing’s the new hardness everybody’s a freaking expert and i’m like this should

You know stick it to melvin don’t get me wrong you should stick it to melvin but be careful because you only actually get money when you actually sell the stock you know you don’t just get money for holding it unless it pays a dividend but um people were like shut up boomer six

Percent gains annually no thank you we’re going to the moon i’ll save you a seat on my rocket ship maybe you can clean the toilets and then like a week later you know not even a week later it was like two days later stocks at like 17 of what it was like a

Week ago people were like i had the markets busted and i’m like it’s you’re you’ve gone through like seven stages of mania and depression in the course of 48 hours you got to just slow like you partition the the emotions out a little longer you ate a hundred dollar steak in a

Single bite hey mouth just one one one business question here mo of course we got to think about where we’re putting this vault room because it’s critical to where our our game placement is uh okay i’m i’m on my way back anyways um i feel like underground will make it

Easy on operacity so i do think that every our every game we have should have like a hopper behind the uh behind the curtains where you just take the wings and you send it all right so here’s the deal i like to kind of reverse engineer stuff a bit so you

You put up top like where um it’s not that i don’t basically they they put their wager in this chair let’s just say i know that we’re like we’re picking a fight here constantly but it’s like is that when i talked about investing people were like shut up and then last week like

Lit and people that were here last week will tell you people that were here last week will tell you many people are saying this with i resisted talking about it for so long every fifth message in chat without mentioning it at all was about gme all week all week

Gme to the moon bb amc nokia uh you know people were losing their minds and i was like just don’t talk about it don’t talk why is he not talking about gme i just got here did nl talk about gme yet and now i’m literally the only thing i’ve said about it

The whole time is just be careful because you know i understand that there’s a principle behind it and i don’t really you know care for the hedge funds however the fact that i’m like be careful people are like you’re a tool of the of the dollarati

Like just it’s your money at the end of the day you can do whatever you want but uh say it it’s very frustrating when you’re like exercise caution and people are like no and frick you for even suggesting it anyway the end we’re moving on here it’s like i said at

The end of the day it’s your money and you could you could have made like five 10x on it by the way so if you did more power to you a high security clearance area or something and then and then and then it would go back um

And the vault itself would be like underneath this uh you know you get up here or something yeah if that works yeah i like that okay yeah so we’ll we’ll do something like that but i’ll uh i’ll frame this out later yeah i’m kind of i think you’re

You’re a framer and i’m a filler that’s the way i see it yeah yeah you you place one block and then just tell the nano machine to fill in the rest i’m there for you they call me the filler underrated song for sure i like it a lot

You know is my filler here where’s my filler oh i’m i’m uh repairing my pick as we speak okay oh mouth the white stairs hit a little different yeah and then down here like we could always do uh carpet or something like nice red carpet and i mean we’ll have probably more quartz

And stuff but uh we can uh if we do a lot of carpet then we can have kind of whatever floor underneath it doesn’t need to be fancy oh hear me out on this um this copy see if it makes sense you walk up pick a box everyone is a winner

For the right love it love it so far one gem equals one play win equals 2x payout can you believe those odds question mark exclamation point question mark i would um i i see what you’re doing with question mark exclamation mark question mark but i feel like that indicates confusion okay yes

It does one gem equals one play win equals 2x payout how about you won’t find better odds which might also be legally speaking true if we make the the lowest margin yield in the casino you won’t find better odds it’s almost like a threat it’s like you won’t find better odds

How do you make these woven pants that the skeletons wear that’s just like i think enchanted something or chainmail it’s probably chainmail chainmail chainmail pants what do they think this is pax i don’t get it sometimes people wear funny things oh like a cosplay yeah some sometimes it’s even just i

Don’t think it’s cosplay i think they’re just like oh it’s packed time to bust out my chain mail this will protect me against the pax pocks it’s not quite done yet casino our uh roller coaster there is not quite done yet because of my dang i didn’t have diamond

Hands if i diamond hands all the way up the up the rails i think i’d be at the top right now oh man this gun look oh yeah bus oh my god i’m not even like the the the surrounding area’s not done but you look at these stairs and you think

Oh man i’m gonna have a good night here [Laughter] oh and the constant horniness you need a lot of quartz cause i still i didn’t i got to do like little arches and and and columns like all the structural stuff too but that’ll come later

I am on my way back to the casino but then i’m probably i mean i got to stick to my uh my timeline for today to some extent so i might i might sleep at the casino to set my spawn point there and then uh and then we’ll i’ll i’ll be pivoting i

Think dude at least you know this will be good i mean this is big projects we got oh yeah something to work on the next few days for sure i would like you uh i i’ve tried to give it as simple as instructions as possible mel for you at

The casino yeah i’m right here can you um act like i’m your customer go behind there and see if you feel comfortable with the instructions behind the counter oh okay oh this is for the for training our staff when oh when they lose ask them to play again every time no excuses

Okay always stand behind the middle box cause confusion the bigger the smile the bigger the payday we’re kicking no these are these are good i i i really like the part but maybe not behind the middle box but like just to the left of it thank you yeah you stand behind me

Thank you thank you yeah now there’s some diamond hands right there i’ll put like that there you know yeah yeah more chat immunity has been has been dealt out now stand with the arrow yeah like i’ll let you do that’s just my my one bit of feedback is like you know

Stand on the designated spot and then uh okay so you put in a pie yeah i put a pie now i can’t take it back it’s gone no refunds either when i put it in the hole i put along the barrel yeah there you go all right dude

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no that’s my way great how do you think what do you think of the oh wait did you see the stairs dan i love them yeah i mean obviously not done so i really want to do red red carpet kind of like

Yeah um in the in this big area too and then uh that way we can save courts for like the stairs and walls and some other stuff but um what kind of feels luxurious i think i feel like we need a lot of materials what should we make like even if it’s

Temporary to enclose this thing what do we need so i can contribute some um yeah i mean i i ran out of cobble so i i’ve got more that i can bring and stuff but i gotta i gotta actually bring it um you could even make dirt walls you know just to

Even have dirt um yeah i mean honestly because i’ll uh i’ll i’ll be working on this tomorrow for sure oh that’s what i like to hear oh yeah i mean i think the server is going to appreciate this this mega project they’re going to love it dude the stairs look amazing

Because it’s not going to just be something to like yeah it’ll look awesome it’ll probably be the best looking thing anybody’s ever done in minecraft um but if there’s a function right people will they’ll get addicted to i mean you know just one more gem just put

One more gem in the hopper just you can’t possibly lose three times in a row yeah yeah dan see these these are like the the kind of like lights like this i think we have recessed in the ceiling you know it’d be uh classy oh thank you

Once we get a ceiling glowstone or the shroom stone oh yeah or your wager in the hole daddy i want we need to get we got to get some revenue going here we need some revenue we got to get some people in here pumping some some gems in there yeah does it work

Oh it worked yeah and then instead of that barrel or something you know we can have another hopper that’ll lead down into the vault down to the vault that’s uh down below that’s so good nice nice and secure it’s it’s nice eh all right boys i am gonna head out and say ncaa

Football is coming back in the summer okay yeah no that’s it’s a good good time lovely time boys yeah i think we got a great uh we got a great start great start just start just start loosely like telling people hey start saving your emeralds and diamonds you know

I’m gonna i’m just gonna tell people you know yeah also i mean i think like i said i don’t know what you think dan but like right here on this left side and maybe on the right side um we could do that whole like uh uh try to figure out a slot machine

Thing but we can have one where it’s like you only put in an iron and get to pay but the payouts less and then uh you go all the way up to like diamonds you know what i’m saying it’s like as you walk in dramatic yeah like as somebody was saying you can

Do like dispensers and things like that so oh it would shove out the item for notice yeah like it’ll randomly like the dispenser has x items and then it’ll randomly just yeah so we’ll we’ll see i’ll do a little research into that but i think that’d be a sweet idea too

Are you guys still streaming no i’m done so i’m done okay i’m i’m excited i’m gonna be uh doing a new segment uh starting after this called the lion’s den oh i’m gonna i’m gonna donkey donkey donkey mr wonderful exactly i’m gonna go through like uh recent steam releases watch the trailers

Put a few games on a short list and uh then chad can vote on what i spend my uh my hard-earned canadian dollars on and we could play a little bit of them oh sounds good dude it’s looking good from up here oh just the the

The layout yeah honestly it looks nice i mean obviously yeah we’re gonna get rid of that cobble and also the smooth stone from the roof and the wood because it looks horrible like especially the part that i made to be honest but again the biggest thing is just framing

Stuff out and getting it positioned right and then yeah it looks nice brian what are you gonna say about the the games that you’re not gonna buy do you have a tagline yet no cause like i mean i think it works against me but i think i’m too respectful of the

Development process to be like super rude about it um i’m just gonna i’m gonna keep it pretty casual and just be like oh you know it doesn’t look like it’s for me i really i feel like if i were going to do uh if i were going to do like a real shark

Tank sort of thing i would have to be like you know like robert i can’t be that much yeah he’s canadian isn’t he he is he is they shark tank poached uh two of the dragons they took mr wonderful which honestly was like you know

I i can’t thank you enough and then they took robert and i was like i like robert i saw him in a canadian coffee shop once oh was really was it starbucks or was it like you know bills and roasters or something yeah or something like that some canadian chain

Second all right gents we’ll have a good evening i think uh tulips casino is we’re hitting the ground running all right yeah you couldn’t agree more all right see you guys all right later all right so we are gonna pivot uh to the lions then

Uh but first i am gonna go to the bathroom so i’ll run some ads if we get some raiders welcome the raiders um but i’m going to use the bathroom i’m going to run some advertisements and i’ll