Bionic – Minecraft, But You Can Shear Anything…

Today i can shear anything from the warden water to even structures and what happens if i shear the sun yes tony just left the game which is perfect i’ll explain why that’s important in a second we have these two shears if i combine that wait what oh there you go sheer oh

Anything used to shear anything you can imagine now that we have these shears i think we can just oh i got a dirt pickaxe okay wait this literally sucks though i don’t care if i can cheer grass oh wait we got dirt boots and a dirt

Hole wait can i see your cow oh my goodness that’s right i forgot we could shear anything we got a cow chest plate cow boots we got the pants yo we got a naked chicken i’m sorry mr cow but now we have infinite saturation which is perfect wait there’s water

Right here if i can shear everything oh gamers i just hit and it turned the water into a block it’s still normal water i think if i right click oh my goodness i just got a water blade what boom and boom oh my goodness i just got

Something else i got something called a moisture magnet sorry mr sheer cowboy okay just eliminated him oh there you go i poked him and yo he’s floating up and then he just popped okay and now what happens with this moisture magnet oh wait what is going on wait why is

Everything turning into mud is this what block this is oh my goodness wait we just got mud one of the newer blocks so if i just hold right click i absorb all the moisture and oh my what is going on with the water gamers wait i just split

The c what if i just hold right click what is happening right now oh my goodness no way gamers this is insane and we just uncovered an underwater ravine oh my goodness is that lava we need a sheer lava why even mine trees when i can just okay there you go i got

Some wood and an oak axe what does this do i can basically just hold right clicking okay that was very scary nope get out of the way water i can moisture magnet you water doesn’t stand a chance and now we’re inside a giant ravine and we found

Lava and also i just realized stone oh my goodness bruh stone shield watch old jet bro yeah and then pop there you go okay wait this dirt pickaxe literally sucks what let’s get some cobblestone oh i got pebbles okay there’s no source boom whoa it just cleared the lava i

Don’t want to shear it and then whatever i get burned so there you go and boom no way we just got a lava pickaxe perfect timing bro wait what the heck is this i just realized can’t i just mine whatever oh dang it i thought i could pick it up

Wait a second yo are you kidding me i can just insta-mine almost everything three by three oh my goodness iron hold up i just got ten pieces let’s make an iron block and then i can shear this right oh i just got an iron chest plate iron block chest plate which gives me

More hp let’s keep the cow on though i know you don’t like water adamant take this you stupid i kind of feel bad he didn’t really do it you have pumped idiot and oh my goodness what look how much lava we just found and it just half

Turned into obsidian wait a second if the moisture magnet can just oh oh my goodness wait i just took the moisture from the zombie let’s clear the water before it freaking ruins our lava yeah stupid mobs get moisturized that sounds weird what happens if i do the same with the

Oh my goodness oh my goodness wait what i can just charge up and get out of here this is insane wait a second i just got lava block i can absorb the lava using my pickaxe oh my bra i just got 12. let’s just literally place them all down

And then bap okay we got another pickaxe what we just got a croissant it’s called edible lava okay wait what if i literally just eat it then what the heck no this skipper just tried to touch me but i have lava croissant idiot wait what the i just breathe fire are you

Kidding me i can just breathe fire what and it destroys the water okay this is one of the coolest things ever let’s sear the rest of this lava oh my goodness yes i want more edible lava but gamers the reason why connie was on is because oh yes we got another one it’s

Because apparently we’re supposed to play some normal minecraft he logged on said hi and then told me to wait 30 minutes i’m waiting for my pizza and then left does he think i’m dumb bonnie is literally allergic to pizza and oh my goodness look at this craziness so i

Already know he’s not waiting for some stupid pizza which is why gamers oh wait there’s some bedrock right here holy nuts which is why i want to troll him by first hearing everything in the game and then shearing donnie himself and oh look i found some diamonds wait a second oh i

Think i have a crazy idea let’s share the warden let’s get on top of oh no i’m so scared right now whoa whoa whoa what there’s a skull right there this is the first time i’m doing this legit oh no oh this is not good there’s a chest what is this

Oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness there’s a warden i’m eating the edible lava where is he where is he oh there he is yeah wait he can’t touch me we gotta go in for the sheer microsoft’s keeping him backed up

And then yo oh my goodness oh no i’m dead bro wait he dropped something he dropped something oh no i’m gonna die better actually better oh my oh dude i’m dead i’m dead wait i just made him float wait he just disappeared oh my goodness another one just spawned oh my god wait

We got the warden helmets i’m putting it on oh my goodness they gave me more hp another crush on another croissant i’m scared there he is hate this idiot oh my okay sheared 10 knocks back what did he drop oh my goodness i got the chest

Plate and a warden bow what the nuts oh my goodness he’s trying to charge me it looks even scarier like that let’s put it on and wait what does the warden bow do take this oh my wait did i just kill him another one just spawn though oh my this is

Scary subscribe please i’m about to poop my pants wait where is he oh oh no oh no there you go i ate it come here nerd no and get back bro get back get back oh my goodness we got the boots and we got the leggings no way bro we have the full

Set i made it out alive and we got this thing called the warden boat how strong is this thing i obviously broke i think we can one shot anything boom i just shot the creeper mr creeper april this is actually insane yo wait we just found

A village if i can use the shiro anything to obtain obtainable items and you know what gamers i have an idea what if we oh wait what we just got the village house in our hand here i live whoever lived here some feathers okay but we

Have the village house so now we can actually place it down raw this looks exactly like the house we just did and then shear it wait oh we have a sheared village house it looks like another house it looks awesome boom oh my goodness wait it actually just reached

The clouds and okay it looks a little bit soft saucy becca oh my i was right this is sauce why is there a frog holding a villager and why are these villagers sheared already i guess it’s a what i guess that makes sense but we just got a full set of villager armor

Huh oh no this is so wrong and oh my goodness donnie just joined hi you just said i’m almost done excited to play oh that guy never leaves creative mode he just left when i said if he’s scared to leave creative mode i know he’s up to

Something i got an idea though i have enough blocks bro gamers let’s build to the clouds go go go go we’re going to share donnie gamers as well as sheer the clouds maybe if they could stop freaking running away come on yes oh my gosh we got one cloud broke i actually struggled

For this and what just go go go go go oh my goodness what is that we just got a magic cloud what let’s just de-moisturize the water much better and wait a magic cloud this actually looks insane no way bro i can kick it and i can ride it oh

My goodness gamers we are now riding a magic cloud and it’s so fast it’s about to crash the server okay no no the server does not have that much ram we need to dedicate more wham oh my goodness we found a desert pyramid hey yo are you guys thinking what i’m

Thinking boom oh my goodness wait i’m dead oh i’m not well that’s one way to get a freaking desert pyramid oh my goodness i think we missed a few blocks but uh oh wait tnt oh my goodness oh i could just shear the tnt huh i just got

Tnt leggings what if i fart oh my i didn’t know that would explode all the loot i was gonna share a chat anyways we got some dynamites which oh my goodness wait let’s save some for donny and speaking of donny i’m gonna shear those freaking duck feathers of his he’s a

Duck right yeah i’m pretty sure he’s a dog he says he’s an owl but i doubt it anyways we got the sheer pyramid let’s quickly ride our magic cloud and i think a sheer pyramid will look good right here i actually have no idea if it’s

Gonna look good but boom and then run oh my goodness wait i just got an idea the sun and whoa what that was way cooler than the freaking house can’t we just show you the sun as well and okay what’s inside of here i have an idea let me just oh my

Wait what the hell watch oj yeah dude that was so easy and so then okay there’s loot here wait what sheer diamond blocks what am i supposed to do with that they’re already sheared okay this is sus it doesn’t it doesn’t even look like diamond it looks like meat

Wait can’t i just no you’re too far to shear the sun okay let’s just float up then still doesn’t work are you kidding me wait the sun just disappeared gamers what the i just saw it you just saw that oh my goodness wait i just saw it yo we

Just got the sun oh my goodness oh okay wait i do take damage we actually what did i just do to the sun and what did i i just got something called a sunrock wait what um what does a sun rod do oh my it literally shoots the sun and

Blocks fly everywhere what no way bro i can literally just fish the sun oh my goodness bro we’re so gonna be able to like troll donny with this what are you kidding me wait speak of the devil no way he just joined okay donnie i’m ready to start tptp i’m not tv

Why not because i’ve been in vanish the whole time what see what you’ve been doing i’ve seen you been sharing everything you’re not sharing me okay i’m serious how did you know i’ve been here the whole time i never left for no pizza get off the server it’s my summer now

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