Bionic – Minecraft, But Your Deaths = Your Money

This is Minecraft but our deaths equals our money the more dying we do the more custom items we can buy that’ll help us die in Minecraft’s most insane way and defeat our friends in the ultimate wait is it death match or a Live Match I don’t know and what happens if we buy

This go go go go go die baby oh my God oh wait all right let’s go I already got one I need to die please please please please please yes and there we go yes we just got our death shot portal okay well I don’t think I can buy anything because you

Only have one death wait hold on can’t I just get another one please okay that was not enough it’s fine it’s fine we’ll do plenty of dying in today’s video now let’s go through oh my God Donny’s already here wait oh we have the shop right here

What are you doing here man I wanted to be first no this is my shop what am I doing okay so let’s see oh my goodness okay yeah we literally can’t buy anything there’s a hard Carver for three deaths okay what is this a Sweet Berry

Suit what is a little wither okay no no no no we have a bully we can buy we just gotta focus on dying Gamers and okay I don’t see any like mine we’ll get kill us we’ll get kill us it’s so weird wanting to die bro

You punch me and we’re not drowning what about drowning I can drown hello big man kill me please normally I would stack up oh come on no don’t tell me don’t come on oh my God okay wait that scared me what the okay what kill me again come

On we need three deaths or oh oh my God yes perfect hello keep killing me nerd one more please let’s get five okay let’s see if we go inside now we should be able to wait what did he just he just Cliff just dropped a heart what I don’t

Want a heart I want to get rid of them idiot no no that’s for you no I don’t want it get away from me dude take it at least kill me why do I always walk into the weirdest things you saw nothing okay so we got the hard

Carver carve your own health all right right click oh my God I’m stabbing myself and oh wait what happened to my heart yo we just carved our health hello you did not see anything wait that’s perfect because now we can dive did I just get one shot oh I just reset my

Health though and oh my gosh okay we just died to a goal like 20 000 times oh my God wait there’s a there’s another one inside of there that want to be killed okay well we have 16 deaths which means I think our hearts reset because we need this

The infinite death total which boom Oh wait I can afford another one here we go I have zero debts now which means I have a clean record just kidding that’s not how that works but now if I hold this out and we use our hard Carvers okay

There we go we lost three hearts let’s do it again now we’re at four hearts and I think now if I die oh let’s go baby it’s infinite no I mean I mean no look at me I’m just like infinitely dying weight this is actually insane okay but

There has to be a better way than dying like this is not the best way I don’t know how we’re gonna get 1400 deaths I see one over there that looks like it would be good for you I wonder hold on lava would be perfect

But if we wait out the bubbles oh my God wait maybe this is good yo bro why you gotta be drawn in two man leave me alone no I saw what you were doing columns what was I doing what was I doing no do you not have this yet have what oh wait

You’re actually a noob you don’t even have one oh dude I’m gonna so win this let’s go bro I’m actually duplicating my debts right now wait this is actually insane he wants help nah dude he doesn’t even know the first thing to do wait he just died and like spawned somewhere

Else hold on wait this is actually perfect drowning is insane I don’t think anyone in history has ever said that don’t try this at home Gamers but look at me I’m just chilling in one second I’m just all right I I have a trade agreement okay you kill me and then I

Will kill you okay easy you need to we actually do need to work together I think we need to get swords well please let me in oh my the owl overheard us please we’re on 37 death weights surely enough we could like buy something else

No okay let’s go through come on come on is anyone else doing good job at dying how did this guy get here [ __ ] what the hell okay whatever so let’s see we have wait a second dangerous minor magnet 125. oh what I haven’t died enough for that however we can probably buy the

Exclusive K-pop is there something else okay no let’s just get the cake pop oh my God these normally taste good but bro what an explosive sweet taste no I’m scared to eat this man okay let’s just do it I mean it’s fun right like it’s a

Good thing if we die okay here goes nothing um nom nom and hey yo wait why am I no no I’m gonna explode run oh I just okay I died wait 15 deaths that was that wasn’t even that good yo we just got scammed hey y’all hold up I I just heard someone

Else dying ah there’s someone nearby Gamers there’s someone nearby but we have 71 deaths which is perfect call me a death Pro baby no bro what’s Donnie doing here man okay let’s see wait did he just wait no no hit me wait yo hit me

Hit me bro hit me bro no why not come on hit me man smack me back come on yeah come on let’s box each other yo we can duplicate wait oh did you not kill me oh because you haven’t carved your health yet wait hit me hit

Me oh yes it’s not working bro keep going keep going no no come on I hate you bro this guy actually doesn’t want to tee with me this time you’re usually always team butt oh this is sticky bro do we try and get for the like do we get

Enough debts for the little witherbully I don’t want to get bullied you know what screw it Sweet Berry bush how do I oh my God okay I got it okay this thing better be worth it oh my God I’m just running and dying hey yo wait this is insane no what if we

Combine this with another form of death yeah it was better than one type of way of dying two types of waves oh my God is that yes let’s go no wait my thing died was that even worth it oh my God no skids is here I cannot let

Him see me no no no no dude did he see me by that he definitely did he definitely bro is definitely eyeing me down okay okay that’s fine that’s fine we’re Loki a little broke right now but it’s fine gamer because I think oh my

Gosh okay I don’t know what the heck was going on there if we put this on and jump in the lava yes let’s go I think this is working infinite deaths wow I love swimming nice and warm all right well look let’s cheers and then eat it together

What’s wrong with you oh my let’s go okay we got 126 deaths what is going on here what the heck is going on don’t have to show is broken bro oh my God okay well quiff literally just grieved half the shop it’s fine let’s get the dangerous minor magnet how is a magnet

Gonna be dangerous I’m so confused but we’re at 15 deaths this better be good bro I feel like everything has been just scamming us like lava’s been way better than some stupid Sweet Berry bush Okay but is it a pickaxe okay it is not a

Pickaxe no we got scammed wait what if I rightly oh my God whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa or just oh my God wait we’re at 55 wait this thing is taking a lot of damage pulls and blocks with a deadly force hey yo oh my God no wait

This is actually nuts oh my God oh my God wait we just passed 125 dads wait no we’re actually duplicating deaths right now how many times am I dying oh my goodness look at the desk we’re getting like 36 oh wait no this is actually insane we’re 333 okay wait I might as

Well just quickly buy another one hold on a second hello sir oh nice what what a nice strategy uh you have here how did you get that with the Roses is there another one I don’t know really I found it on the ground oh wait there’s another

One over here look look come get it come get it I can get it share it yeah yes idiot let’s go oh my God scammer get scammed yo let’s go yes kill me nerd dude I should have oh I didn’t buy the thingy but it’s fine something tells me

That this with a rose is insane oh my God it literally just kills us instantly every single time honestly that is good but I do think the miter magnets are definitely the best I just got two hold on oh my God wait these coffins have literal food in them yelling oh there’s

Another wither Rose here okay no I can’t let anyone else get it with yo let me get here with you please ah get out of here we eat again so honestly I think with our strategy we’re doing pretty good yeah because look how many oh no no the minor man

Against the magnets I can’t speak aren’t actually insane let’s go drilling through everything I can’t even see oh my God wait we’re actually gonna break a thousand dude we just hit 500 deaths oh my goodness I’m trying to think Gamers yeah I think this might be the best way

To die right now because like each death is counting for way more than just like a single one oh my gosh wait what if we just mine diamonds bro we need to mine diamond hold on there’s some lapis right here yeah yeah yeah yeah ores are dropping way more dude I didn’t know

That I would have been freaking magnetizing blocks more efficiently okay well there you go we’re almost at a thousand dude no this is actually crazy okay let’s see hold on we haven’t bought this little guy hello he destroys half of Spawn so we gotta watch out oh my God

Wait we can already move to this section yo what is this there’s a death drop minor okay well anything with minor in the name has been insanely overpowered so I’m gonna grab that gamer allergy injection huh dizzy two times bro come on no bro I’m not

Helping you okay fine if you hit me once I’ll hit you twice come on sucker oh my God that idiot yo wait what I just unmuted you just said idiot who you call an idiot bro I was talking to Skizzy bro wait what did skinny do what

Does Kitty do can you hit me twice bro come on why twice what are you trying to afford oh my God speaking of skinny being an idiot who brought the stupid oh my God no this is insane I gotta Focus man these guys are actual Bots bro I

Swear okay so we got this thing death drop minor mine an entire chunk under your feet but where the fall good thing I can’t read but I mean no I mean I go oh my God am I dead no oh my God I just died 65 wait I just got 65 that’s in

Okay my game was almost just crashed oh my God we just mined this entire hole oh hello there’s diamonds wait this is good oh we can use the death drop minor to find diamonds and then magnetize them or whatever okay let’s see no wait where’d the diamonds go I just bought three of

These are they over here no come on oh they’re over here okay let’s go let’s go let’s go yes give me all the steps we got some diamonds baby we’re actually slurping up all of these blocks man okay let’s try this out three two one from

The surface oh my God oh my God wait actually it’s okay if I die okay wait I did and it counted oh my goodness okay that’s a big hole let’s go yay okay any diamonds okay no but we found some lapis this is almost just as good actually no it’s trash

I can’t tell why some blocks are giving us like 30 deaths and then others are just giving us two oh my goodness but we’re at 1.2 000. you know what okay I might regret this because this guy seems so annoying the entire video but three two one and boom

Hello oh you’re kind of cute I’m gonna name you oh my God okay that scared me zombie don’t come in here bro don’t come in here I need you to kill to kill dying what what oh my God they’re so there’s so many of them no this was a mistake go go

Go go go go okay we have 1.3 000 what should I buy hey yo wait a second it looks like we can buy the fire suit okay this better have been worth it okay honestly you’re just so annoying I don’t even want to give you a name just die

Okay let’s put on this fire suit isn’t the fire suit supposed to prevent you from burning not today I wanna die oh my God wait 35 deaths hey yo the durability is running up pretty quick but Gamers oh my God I think this thing is actually crazy wait a second in my calculations

Are correct this is gonna give us way more death than what we bought it for which would be the point if not we would have gone just scam yo it works even in like in the water oh my God wait we’re gonna reach 2 000. hey yo it just bro no

Wait that was actually insane I just realized I’m pretty hungry looks like I’m not gonna be the only thing dying today okay it looks like everyone’s getting so many advancements which I think I already got all of them so yo I think we’re actually ahead of the game right

Now let’s go dude okay we have 1.9 000 bro so close for the crazy ex-girlfriends oh my god well we can afford the gamer allergy wait do I want a gamerology what is that it looks like grass no don’t tell me I can already assume what that does hey yo no quick

Quick yo stay away from here bro you’re gonna blow up the shop dude oh my God okay no we just gotta buy a meteor shower screw it okay I look he folded I don’t know if this was good but I mean it sounds good it says what nice deadly

Weather we’re having oh my God okay well here goes nothing Gamers subscribe to make this the most insane item so far and oh my God oh my God wait I can’t move hey yo what the we’re at a thousand two two thousand oh my God that was so

Short but we’re at 3 000 deaths oh no oh my God I just realized yo this thing has durability well Gamers it looks like there’s a 90 chance of death happening whoa oh my God wait this is actually crazy we just keep using this thing we could probably afford everything oh hello Mr

Kitty Cat why are you running bro why are you running bro oh my God the villagers yo the villagers survived oh my god oh I thought he was gonna survive well there was a village here okay well we have 8 000 maybe there’s something else that’s like just as good oh okay

All right bro what is happening even the shop is dead bro what the heck bro what are these guys doing not if I get rid of the grass for you no oh my God I’m gonna die okay you actually know my friends are special when they’re struggling to

Just die like how is that a struggle bro okay well we can basically buy everything here so um I’m gonna get this and I’m gonna buy this and I’m just gonna buy um the cactus onesie way I don’t really think that’s gonna be that good considering the suit is more

Expensive but honestly screw it it looks cute go go go go go go and oh my gosh dude we still have four thousand deaths I didn’t even realize okay well let’s put on the onesie oh wait I actually oh my God oh my God I didn’t expect it to

Be so gory wait 12 that’s that’s actually pretty good leave a like Gamers if I’m the cutest Cactus dying boy you’ve ever seen actually surprised if I was if I wasn’t the only one you’ve ever seen okay well let’s attempt to spawn in the crazy ex-girlfriend’s run and don’t

Look back oh God all right one three two one boom oh hello hey yo they kind of oh my God they’re coming after me wait that’s fine let’s go am I a simp am I simp for letting them kill me hey yo no I don’t think so right Gamers wait what

If we combine the crazy ex-girlfriends and the meteors yo this is actually insane oh my god oh wait they just died okay I shouldn’t suspected that low key okay let’s try out the gamer allergy I’m injecting myself or drinking it I guess oh am I just dying to grasp what is

Actually happening right now I guess I just can’t touch grounds you know what Fun Spot Gamers um I actually am allergic to Grass I’m not kidding it was really hard to play soccer when I was a kid but we’re at 14 000 deaths oh no fam

Wait this is actually insane I mean I I think like we’ve literally couldn’t have done a better job at dying in today’s video now hold on I don’t think wait Has anyone came in here oh my God I don’t think anyone has came in here no no no

No oh no oh no no get out of here I can’t even kill them oh that’s so annoying dude what is this where are we are you just now seeing this no dude yeah bro well me and my girlfriend I’m bringing her with me your girlfriend

That’s a body pillow bro oh my god dude no now they’re just on me bro okay well we found like a secret attic which oh my God hungry Titan for 12 000 what dude that thing looks so what is that oh no that’s just so sauce he

Has a cute little butt and we can buy a black hole for 50. okay we can’t buy the death note so I guess we don’t really have a choice so boom Oh my God I just spent 12K on this it’s quicker to buy it too hungry okay oh my God wait what the

Heck his girlfriends are killing me bro hey yo control your ex-girlfriends man come on escape the chaos I have my naked booty Titan man on me okay perfect all right let’s summon this big boy and oh my god dad no run oh my God oh my God oh

My God oh wait don’t I want to die I don’t care this defeats the entire purpose of Attack on Titan kill me Noob wait 165 jackpot let’s go dude I don’t know how much health he has I don’t even think why does he have such a tiny

Little booty Shadow wait what oh my God wait no move bro I want to see his little butt now move I think he’s insecure Gamers he’s not letting me get behind him okay hold on wait if my calculations are correct though we can summon the meteors too will he die to

The meteors oh my God sorry for the spoilers Gamers all attacking Titan what the heck is going on wait oh my God no it worked I can just summon both I can summon the meters while he while he just slays me yeah consume my body parts and

It’s so weird to say I don’t think I’ve ever said that in a video I’m just spamming the meteors we just hit 15K okay hold on I’m just gonna you know you can just sit back I’m gonna name you Aaron inspired by the anime spoilers I’m just kidding I haven’t watched it so

Dude if I just pull a second time that’s not my fault oh my God that’s Karma why is there another one here goes nothing oh oh my God move bro who’s ex-girlfriend man oh my God I should have known my friends have dated the weirdest girls come on move I’m trying

To can I just buy the Death Note oh my God they’re actually mad annoying there you go I bought it I just saw something insane oh there’s only five minutes left oh there’s butt cheeks in my face five minutes left okay we gotta keep going my love keep beating me up five minutes

Left I’ll write my name again guys are better than any man don’t talk if I said that Kipling five minutes left let’s see good money quick we need to go spend all six nine thousand nice okay oh no five minutes left okay it’s fine we have the

Death Note okay right click I’ve seen the anime I know how to do this also there’s instructions okay if I just write my name and hit enter oh my goodness what is that wait what the heck I’m just being bin and oh my God my

Dad’s my dad’s wait I’m about to hit 20K what the heck was that dude that was like the weirdest death ever uh so what if I just type in my name again I just heard yo my nuts no no no no okay actually yes oh yo and yo what that was crazy wait

Let’s do that again it looks like the book has durability but it seems like oh okay well we got the same one again it looks like there’s multiple ways to die you have to unlock every single one dying has never been this fun before Oh

My God wait whoa this is a new death that we haven’t seen before is it the strongest one wait we’re just dying in a bunch of blood hey yo what does it go away wait no it’s not no I think it’s bug I think it’s bugged oh my God Gamers

Don’t say anything we can buy the black hole oh my God oh my God we just ended off at 160 000. oh my goodness um I don’t Gamers I don’t I can’t even tell you I’m gonna go and just buy a hungry Titan oh dude definitely another

Death note or maybe a couple of death notes why not dude we have three deaths no a hungry Titan I’m gonna buy some more of these guys and let’s buy the black hole oh my goodness wait Death Match starting bro let’s do this okay wait why do I have so many hearts don’t

Tell me oh my gosh okay I was not prepared for this oh it’s starting okay thankfully I’m right next to this Ravine oh my God here we go another one is closing too it says objective die last to die loses we need to die okay wait wait hold up I’m gonna

Summon the Titan kill me nerd no mckibly get your own freaking Titan man oh my God oh my God wait the meteors the meteors the meteors we need the meteors no one has died yet bro we have so much help oh my God yes there you go

I’m taking damage I’m gonna write my name wait we have okay the blood the blood the blood yes swim swim swim no wait no the blood what happened to it oh my God oh my God oh my God I can’t be the last one I cannot be the last one

Come on we need to die what if I summon the black hole hey yo oh my God come on come on I’m so close I’m so close I’m so close what is this what is this oh my God tipley tipley what is happening oh

My we just wait oh wait I won wait wait I technically got first what bionically they’ve died how did that happen they spawned a black hole eliminated from the database I mean I didn’t do that but that works I guess let’s go what is happening wait who hasn’t died oh my God

It’s between Skizzy and Izzy a black hole what is going how am I not dead yo it’s me versus Izzy where’s Izzy at oh how are these guys so bad bro dude it shouldn’t be this hard I need more girlfriends I need more girlfriends oh my god he has this freaking bajillion

Girlfriends over here dude I can’t believe skinsy and Izzy Boulder actually trash at dying does that mean they’re good no no it doesn’t I have an idea I’m just gonna go all the way up teleport time oh oh wait no it is he did is he

Dead oh my God skins he actually loses how are you that bad at dying bro oh my God he’s being hunted by a ghoul well we’re professional uh deaf person I’m good at dying subscribe