Bionic – Minecraft, But Your Hearts = Your Money

We’re playing Minecraft but our hearts equals our money we’ll collect Hearts to buy new overpowered items and upgrades to help us defeat my friends in the final death match can we do it and what happens if we buy this go go go go go [Applause]

Oh my God oh my God wait oh my God stop hitting me loser gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go I gotta get away from these nerds okay are we good is everyone gone okay perfect do I even want to get wood right now no I

Don’t care because we have a hard shot portal Gamers no one’s looking I mean it’s not much of a secret we all have this item but if we right click oh my God it was bouncy bouncy heart and if I go through but guys we’re here at the heart shop

Portal or the mall or whatever it’s called oh my God look at all these nerds okay okay I’m gonna stop trolling wait is he just bought okay hold on wait we have a heart sword for three parts oh my God I just bought it wait I’m missing

Three hearts now okay I hope this was worth it oh my God I just bought the heart as well okay well it’s the only thing we could afford my goal is to get the nuke okay that’s like probably the only way we’re gonna be able to win everyone’s gonna have so many hearts

Right okay we only have three so let’s get back and okay perfect we’re good I see some chickens right here and with the heart sword if I kill him oh my God yes every time we kill a mob there we go we get a heart wait and if I break up oh

Yes okay so even mining with like a pickaxe on wood we still get a heart as well oh dude this is gonna be so sick let’s make a crafting table okay everyone’s getting Stone Age oh my gosh yes we found a cave right here okay I do

Not want to take damage because if I do I don’t think even though they’re red hearts we don’t regen them because they’re money Gamers and whoa whoa whoa hold on a second so if I break a stone block okay we still get Hearts from just mining regularly and then that means

Ores maybe yo orange drops so many hearts wait we have two rows oh my God wait we’re about to get like 30 Hearts already we’re gonna have thirty dollars oh no a second this is op yes and I thought I saw some freaking iron right here what oh my God wait there’s some

Heart ores okay hopefully no one knowing says we gotta be careful hold on I should probably just mute there you go I’m gonna mute my mic just in case I hear one of these other boogers bro wait the water just came out of nowhere let

Me get all my hearts there you go I knew I was missing one yoink dude okay wait we’re actually killing it right now gamer so this honestly just looks like a horror and if I break it oh my God it just exploded we’re getting all the

Hearts oh dude we’re gonna get so rich we’re gonna afford that nuke in no time I just have to get everything and oh okay I just lost some money bro damage literally is costing us money I’m not even kidding hold on no no no no no no

No yes there you go got him I see so everyone’s literally just killing mobs and Mining let’s go oh my God I almost missed these Hearts right here we got some iron and I already see some more heart orb dude this is gonna be so sick

I had not realized my cousin Izzy was nearby soon to be one of the most overpowered players don’t tell me it’s just one I just here I hear oh my God I hear Izzy hey get out of here bro this is my cave yo I’m not even in a cave bro

Oh yeah there’s no cave here no no no there’s no cave don’t come down I’m totally not yeah what oh my god dude he’s gonna be so annoying yo Louie look at my heart oh my God bro I’m actually so rich yo get away

From me no no is he Izzy you better go that way no no I’m get out here bro get out of here how much heart do you have I’m gonna charge you guys like 200 bro you’re not I gonna kill okay okay yeah I have 200 as well listen listen wait wait

Wait maybe yo yo yo hold on there’s no one else here it’s just you and I yo maybe hey you just stole okay it’s fine maybe yo we can maybe like secretly team up I don’t know you know what I’m saying we can share hearts at some point maybe

We can you know buy something I don’t know I’m just saying here how about this you go no no I’m going this way I’m going this way you go the other way yo but we’ll message each other hey yeah there we go let’s form an alliance okay

So I just muted Gamers that’s actually not that if is he and I Loki have like a little bit of a truce going on maybe if we want to buy something and like share it that could be 200 IQ which you know what hold on a second I’m just gonna go

And go straight back to the heart shop and okay let’s see there’s no one here perfect we got 318 dollars Gamers oh my gosh wait hard apple dude wait is this good it’s a heart pull it’s a heart but also an apple okay whatever bro I can’t

Eat it it looks like okay so it’s probably some overpowered food I guess I’ll just buy two of those whoa wait a second heart Angel made suit armor oh no do I have to bro I honestly probably should buy this guy oh my God wait my heart it’s fine we’re spending Hearts

But it’s okay a guardian angel that occasionally blesses you with hearts I mean maybe this thing spawns more hearts for us and should I buy the mate too honestly guys if it means we’ll take less damage which means you know we’ll lose less money then honestly I’ll do it

But oh my God it says oh my God am I really gonna put this on no no no and now that we got the heart Angel okay go go I don’t want anyone to see me okay yeah what’s up stupid skeleton yeah that barely even did half a heart that’s a

Penny oh my God wait what just happened to him why did he turn red did he blush no oh my God wait wait wait no no no no no wait what the heck oh my God no the the mobs are blushing and they pop because I’m wearing the mate suit wait

That’s actually insane oh no last time I was an e-girl you guys would not stop commentating that please don’t remind me that I have to wear a May too okay listen it’s overpowered like literally oh my God yeah I’m so scared psych that’s right I’m cute honestly guys this

Is very painful for me too don’t worry oh my God there’s so much heart or here okay let’s spawn in her little guy hello what do you do okay it’s a little angel it’s not really doing anything oh my God it’s so cute though like wait a second

Does it do anything it says something about a guardian just like randomly blessing us with hearts so you know any moment now I would appreciate the blessings I did just spend like half my health on you but it’s okay we’re already getting it back yeah we’re at

270 I like the number Hearts oh my God whoa there’s angel hearts thank you let’s go and oh my God wait are these Hearts accounting for two okay wait we’re already at 345 Hearts yeah that’s right ooh stupid nerd hold on second Gamers yeah we’re at 444. we’re nearly

About to get 500. hey yo hold on I’m gonna be smart bunk let’s go back to the shop and please tell me there’s no one here oh thank God no no no no no Linux is here hey man oh dude I wasn’t trying to buy this oh yeah who who would buy

That right anyways I’m just gonna buy another art angel all right guys oh hey hey man hey how many how many hearts do you have uh I’m not a maid okay I just muted I just muted no no no no no no no no no I’m gonna go and just buy the ring

There you go oh look it looks so cute on me oh no man what am I doing wait liger just bought the freaking heart sucker oh no well we got the heart ring enhances your heart’s gained by 1.5 times what hey yo my freaking Angels giving them

Hearts nah liger also has a heart Angel okay that’s good let’s spot in our second one and oh my goodness dude let’s go we’re already at 283 Hearts hold on wait with the heart ring oh what if we just jump 200 Hearts from oh my God wait

This is crazy guys I think the heart Rings yeah it gives us a 1.5 times multiplier look at my dude we’re gonna get a thousand Hearts already wait a second no that’s insane and then these hearts are like extra bro we’re at 700 oh my God we’re actually rich wait Izzy

Message me I have 5 000 Hearts how does he have 5 000 Hearts dude no wait we actually have to learn he’s the heart Master hey yo I mean literally we’re about to reach 1000 in like okay well there we go we just smashed 1K hold up

Wait a minute bro we’re getting so rich dude I think honestly we invest in a lot of our money which is really good because now we’re just like 10xing bro this is actually insane wait a second bro I can probably okay well we can’t afford the nuke yet but let’s definitely

Go see what we can’t afford oh my God there’s so many hearts so many angel hearts too we’re at two thousand no okay I just lost some hearts but it’s fine it’s actually fine bro who cares okay let’s go back to the shop and oh my Amber what are you wearing I’m not

Wearing anything what the heck is going on what okay no I’m muted bro no screw these guys they’re just making fun of me Izzy’s stock okay wait no that’s actually really good that we’re teamed up with him did he buy a girl oh my God bro about a girlfriend all right you

Know what I’m saying listen if they’re for sale you know I’m saying how come he’s not letting me I’m trying to oh there you go oh my God I bought one wait was that stupid I just bought two why did I do that you need one don’t you l

No no I don’t need one I need two I’m just kidding Gamers wait what the heck did lager just bro wait lager’s just stacking up what okay no we need to do some catching up Gamers let’s go and just buy yes a hard sucker and oh my God

Oh my God yes yes yes yes yes yes I just realized a lot of this stuff is super cheap now honestly I’m just gonna spend the rest on my angels yeah yo I think what is that what the oh my God this is the best day

Of my life oh my God why are they oohing we gotta go back to get more Hearts bro I want I want a thousand girlfriends please I’m lonely we gotta get out of here bro the cringe is too strong okay hold on a second let’s go and just

Summon all of our Angels yes and then okay let’s put on the maid suit again we also got that strong heart sucker okay wait oh my God wait we’re already dude we’re already making our money back hey yo okay no having this many angels is actually insane okay this seems like a

Good area just go ahead and summon our girlfriends Gamers if you subscribe she’ll be hot boom you didn’t subscribe what you gotta be kidding me no you did not just say ooh to me Donnie oh my God Donny’s not supposed to be in this video dude stop oh my God why

Bro you can’t make that up okay guys please subscribe man I want a hot girlfriend no I hate myself dude come on dude oh my God I want a hot girlfriend not be the hot girlfriend okay I’m a man even though I’m wearing the maid soon

Okay whatever let’s go and just try this strong heart sucker I wonder what this is gonna do no I mean whoa wait a second oh my goodness I can just suck the hearts out of weight a powerful vacuum that sucks the love out of anything wait what even like maybe a

Mob the mob just disappeared we’re already at 2 700. hey yo hold up there’s some gold right here bro oh my God we just sucking up all these Hearts yo yeah come here zombie get sucked up oh actually that sounds terrible do not quote me bro please dude we’re on 5 000

Wait this is how Izzy got so rich he skipped on like all the other stuff I mean we’re at 6 000 guys we might as well just quickly go straight back oh my God bro everyone’s low-key getting stuck now even Skizzy has Donnie as a girlfriend yeah what a play Yo what a

Plan bro you only got one girl yeah yeah I don’t know if I’d call this a girl bro what the heck yo I don’t think mine is either look at mine bro look who I’m stuck with bro ew bro it’s yo don’t ask any questions bro this

Is this is weird bro this is weird okay wait let’s see oh my God we could buy a jet pack for a thousand oh my God okay and I just realized we need to eat some freaking food there you go oh wait the hard apples are crazy oh my God Izzy’s

Actually stacked yeah wait hold on let’s grab a bunch of these because Loki these are actually really overpowered everyone’s just like feeding everybody Hearts here at the shop we’re at 7 000 now okay I’m definitely just gonna buy the katana straight up let’s buy the barrier suit there you go and honestly

Yeah I’m just gonna go and also buy the heart holster and wait a second dude we’re so rich hold on uh I might as well just buy a bunch of God apples no oh my God what why do they have so many girlfriends okay we’re gonna keep

Grinding we gotta keep grinding and we have 10 minutes left okay okay it’s fine it’s fine Brewer pickaxe we have the heart sucker to just make oh my goodness infinite money oh my God oh my God oh my God wait this is actually crazy wait we could probably dude if we just grind

This out we could probably afford the heart news and hold on a second dude this Blood Katana looks sick oh my God wait a second I can charge up an attack and then oh my wait that I just accidentally killed someone I just slaughtered some of my mobs oops hold on

A second let’s test it on the zombies oh my dude wait we just jumped like 2 000. I just killed kill them come here you stupid skeleton yeah dude this is sick I can like almost fly and then wait what does this heart Pulsar do if I just charge it up as well

Boom Oh my God wait I can juggle the mobs ouch I just got the lava wait a second Gamers this is actually a sick weapon look at this I can just keep juggling him and then he just explodes oh no yeah look at these freaking zombies I’m playing soccer with them

Bruh oh my God wait this is actually so much fun time to fly spiders okay so we should probably just keep sucking up like as many ores as we can we’re at 6 000 already oh my god dude the heart horse probably drops so much wait can we

Suck up the we can suck up the lava oh my goodness and there’s diamonds wait we just got Diamonds oh never mind we just ate it oh my goodness Gamers we’re at ten thousand okay wait let’s definitely go back to the shop there’s a lifesteal site a beacon a blood Beacon traveling

Second oh my God that sounds sick I’m gonna actually grab that let’s grab the jet pack as well because it’s kind of cheap we have 7 000 left honestly wait there’s enough Hearts to probably get to like 8 000 but I think I’m just gonna go

And just buy a totem because it just makes the most sense nuke I’m coming for you okay so I should probably switch up my armor to oh my whoa the love barrier armor dude 25 plus armor the made suits only 16 oh dude that’s way better okay

We’re honestly sacked we got so many new items let’s go and test out the jet pack let me put it on and oh my goodness wait oh hey yo wait what the heck don’t look at this thing I’m so fast what oh my God wait for the PVP this is gonna be crazy

If we even get low which I don’t think we are we have 2 000 R’s we could just literally like far our way out of any situation wait but do we take fall damage okay we do we gotta be careful and then okay wait what is the blood

Beacon trap do huh I’m just gonna place it down and okay it has spikes what happens hey yo wait what the no it just killed my oh my God wait they’re attracted to it they’re dying and then dropping Arts what oh my goodness that is sick yo these mobs are coming out of

Nowhere no sheep don’t do it it’s obviously a trap okay you’re just dumb you deserve that wait that was actually insane wait I have an idea what if we find a mob spawner wait who is that there’s Linux oh my God screw a mob spawners look at how much wait a second

We can lay a trap down we can put the blood Beacon track and when he comes back all his angels will become my hearts okay well there you go I’m gonna turn it on okay and in the meantime do we just set up like actually the best

Trap ever I’m gonna go and just suck up everything there you go okay I unmuted one let’s suck the life out of this amethyst Geo oh my God five minutes left Gamers we’re getting so rich bro oh my God yes I set up Trump let’s go all your hearts

Are mine what dude everything you had like please go get leggings yes go get liger has so many girlfriends he copied me he has so much more than me where is he where’s he is he at the shop I don’t know okay okay okay okay okay

Okay if you thought I had a lot he has way more hey liger uh hey wow dude you’re so popular man you got all these girls it’d be such a shame if you lost all your fans right all your girlfriends uh yeah yeah right it would be yeah

All right cool sorry about that I know uh you’re back to being lonely but it’s okay I love you oh what did I you did you didn’t see anything oh my god dude I just needed yo I don’t think I think he’s mad I think

He’s mad you know how much money I spent I wait you don’t you you can’t afford it you can’t afford the nuke anymore because it was what I just did bro I spent so much money on all those girlfriends elbows out let’s go bro we just stopped

Them from basically buying a nuke oh no I was gonna say we could probably get it because we’re 20 000 but we have one minute left I’m trying to think Gamers like there’s no way you know what I don’t want to live anymore take all my hearts yeah that’s it I’m gonna be

Living on half a heart I don’t want to live here anymore yeah hold on I’m gonna copy Skizzy I’m definitely gonna grab some more girlfriends you don’t like okay there you go let’s grab some of those we have 14 harpoles and the nine and God apples I think honestly let’s

Get a few more God apples yeah 15 15 should be wait no these are so cheaper I might as well just get a button oh my god there you go okay we’re good and you know what yeah definitely you only buy some pearls bro they’re so cheap we’re

So rich I might as well get the Scythe no because it’s like a final thing oh my God okay Deathmatch is starting let’s do this death match is about to start we have seven thousand Hearts Gamers and and we should probably just quickly summon our freaking girlfriends oh God I

Hate all of them okay here goes nothing Gamers fight let’s put on the jet pack real quick and let’s go really come on no I want to go up on the trees okay perfect let’s see oh I see liger oh he looked at me like he wants to fight all

Right you want to fight bro you wanna fight boy wait what are you okay kill me you killed all my girlfriend you want me to kill you I’ll kill myself I swear I’ll kill myself wait okay I got you I got you wait how much Hearts do you have I

Have half a heart how how did you go so broke cause I spread to all of my girlfriends before you all right bro uh I’m sorry I didn’t know you were gonna go broke after that I love you kill baby that was a sad though I felt no I felt so bad and

Oh wait they’re fighting over there they’re fighting over there we don’t need the rig anymore oh my wait a second you can throw this thing I’m gonna die oh guys no wait wait are you actually low no no no no I’m not no not me hey yo hey yo

Let’s see my Linux it’s the only way team on Linux no no no no no team on Linux wait turn this hard trap on yeah no my girlfriend wait I’m not getting any more Hearts dude it’s disabled oh I hate you come here Izzy oh my god oh

Wait you’re actually getting combo yo leave me alone bro dude how are you how are we supposed to die how much health do you have uh 50 000 you do not have fifty thousand yeah bro it’s too easy it’s too easy you do not wait did you

Buy the nuke oh my God oh my God oh my God no you don’t have no 50 000 Hearts oh my God wait you actually did damage hey yo stop stop bro it’s time for you to go fly yeah yeah wait where’d you go wait what the heck oh my God watch out

Ah yeah hold on hold on a second keep flying nerd can’t fight back to this dude oh my God I’m actually juggling Linux right now I’m talking both of you yeah yeah yeah let’s be jungle bro jungle them juggling how are you low oh no come here come

Here come here come here come on come on come on come on hi Linux flying time baby oh my God there’s no way you guys survive oh my God come on die everybody how are you guys freaking what what is happening and after fighting for ages we realized

We were practically Immortal with the amount of Hearts we have listen okay just fighting isn’t gonna solve anything okay yeah wait wait wait we’ve been here for like 20 years yeah we have way too many hearts okay I have like nearly 7 000 is he how many years

Yeah and I only have like 50 000.00k okay well listen we’re all not gonna die here so how about we team up and buy the nuke and we just all hold hands and kiss wait I’m so down for that only the last yeah all right let’s do it

We had one goal in mind and it was to end things together not as enemies but instead as brothers and victims of war we did it gentlemen 54 000 hearts and now we have a heart warming nuke do we just use it right here no no no no move

Bro oh my God oh my gosh all right guys oh yes we did oh my god oh snap wait oh wait oh it just went through the the heart okay it’s still going up oh my god oh no oh no no no wait no wait it’s still going it’s still going this this

Was a nice video holy ghosts oh my God oh my God oh my God what just happened it landed you got loved on too hard all right bro whatever I think I won that so subscribe