Bionic – Minecraft, But Your Size = Your Money

This is Minecraft but the bigger we get the more money we make we’ll grow by consuming literally anything to buy some of Minecraft’s most insane item in order to defeat my friends in the giant Deathmatch will we win and what happens if we reach a million sizes

Okay I’m muted up out of my way Quinn from a hungry boy yo Izzy bro oh my God I hate you bro I hate you dude bro oh let’s go baby bro stop following me man okay Gamers I’m gonna go and just mute off we’re only at four HP but that’s fine we’re

Already getting hungry which is super good we just need to find some sort of poo dude why there no mob spawn oh my God we gotta be so careful Gamers go go go we just gotta find something to eat man I’m hungry I see fish come here

Fishing fishy nom nom nom and just like that we got one oh yes oh my gosh okay I found a ruined portal come on come on Gamers come on we can’t step on the stupid magma okay there’s a chest please be something I can eat yes oh my

Goodness a golden apple dude I’m gonna actually have to eat this yeah cause the only mobs I see are freaking donkeys okay that’s no help Gamers let’s eat this Golden Apple yay one dollar I think I got slightly bigger did I even get taller I can’t

Even tell bro but Gamers we have the size shop portal let’s spawn it in oh my are you my dad bro I’m gonna fight yes let’s go through and ah actually taller than me by a pixel idiot okay okay I hate Cliff dude hold on Gamers this shop is crazy there’s a

Wooden Fork that we can already buy for one size you know like okay wait can I get a little shorter I can’t tell bro I’m so tiny you literally can’t even tell but with our wooden Fork it says eating Mobs with proper etiquette I think we can now eat any mob which could

Probably be insane but whoa muncher slingshot for 25. oh my goodness what am I supposed to reach that okay we gotta be a freaking Giant and hello Herobrine oh my God there’s a giant heart there’s whatever that is over there there’s even Proto okay there’s like tons of stuff

Literally everywhere in this shop so we gotta get bigger Gamers dude we got this man yo okay this portal is sick what the heck is this okay let’s see so I do see a few oh my gosh wait how did I gain a heart I have like an extra heart on my

Hot bar listen I’m not complaining Gamers maybe it’s because we got a little bigger I wish we could eat gold hello Donkey I loved you in Shrek but now I’m hungry wait why is it not working wow I can’t eat the Donkey lucky I’m not Shrek hey yo wait why are there

So many mobs on this tiny little island it’s breakfast time Gamers yoink oh my gosh oh the Sheep looking at me like what Mr pig let me oh my gosh we have a pig on a stick oh by the way oh you know he doesn’t even

Care I guess he wasn’t a fan of this sheep now we can consume it and oh my goodness okay we just got one we just have to eat every single oh my gosh every single mob Gamers hello Mr Cow why are you running yeah okay wait a second

We’re already slightly bigger than two blocks hello Mr timkins from chickens to chicken nuggets okay we gotta get the 25 Gamers we’re only at eight bro come here B and wait what the heck this is weirder than me eating a bee why is there a floating village hey yo hey what’s up

Dude you’re a little short aren’t you okay just just watch this man I’ll be back soon don’t you worry about it the villagers are literally up there hey hello Mr Gollum yo you’re so lucky nerd I can’t eat you okay I kind of feel bad though Gamers we’re literally eating like straight why

Didn’t Izzy just say come to shop okay hold on I can come to shop because with this final Pig let’s spawn this baby in and now we can afford oh my gosh hey just follow me guys what did you do hey wait Izzy finally hit puberty wait

What up he’s buying okay I don’t have time for this is literally ahead right now we gotta go and just get the muncher slingshot oh my gosh we got it hey yeah what happened to your stupid side come get your puppy for me buddy all right

Gamers let’s do this we gotta Focus up the muncher slingshot shoot a projectile that consumes its Target wait what does that even mean look it has a little like mouth on the the Cobblestone oh it’s kind of cute okay what does this do hold

On I see a cat over there oh my God good thing I missed it just consumed the block hold on a second wait I can literally oh my gosh Gamers we can literally just shoot anything and it just wait this is like a pickaxe yo wait I’m massive I’m already massive look at

This Gamers I’m the size of a tree okay wait we can consume everything dude I think depending on the Block Hopper gives us four five ten dude we’re at 116. wait a second sorry Mr sheep okay wait the Sheep only give one I see Gamers we Loki actually just want to

Stick to eating blocks and oh my gosh wait I’m getting I’m getting glitched this force is too small for me guys we’re getting bigger it’s working okay wait we just got so much so quick we’re already at 200 let’s go back and hello glitched out Mountain this video is

Literally the most broken video ever hold on we gotta keep grinding gamers oh my goodness dude we’re actually massive we’re almost the size of this tree oh my God hey watch out watch where you’re walking you almost stepped on me oh my God I haven’t even looked at the

Other parts of the shop what is Izzy talking about he just said I’m gonna win okay no this is actually like our arch nemesis in today’s video Gamers leave a like if you think we’re gonna win I mean look at me I’m literally able just to

Walk on trees okay but hold on we don’t have time to waste he said I’m already giant okay I don’t even care about let’s go through the portal and oh my God we meet again oh wow dude no I hate this Gamers we have 319 I

Got a grind man what can we buy now oh wait there’s a soup spoon he just bought it he just bought the soup spoon it doesn’t seem like we can buy Proto yet can I even like okay I can climb up the bone I can’t buy Proto dang it but we

Can buy the soup spoon oh my gosh I just got so much smaller this better be good bro I need some food yoink okay wait a second there’s a giant ocean here I mean it says used to drink homemade soup okay so if I right click oh my gosh don’t

Tell me I’m about to drink this oh wait oh gave me two sizes though yo it’s giving me two dollars wait I could just keep spamming it like this I could just infinitely keep drinking soup oh my God wait this might actually be Loki overpowered yo we can swim and drink at

The same time I guess fish pee does taste good hold up Gamers I found some freaking lava am I able to I just scooped up the lava and it’s not even a source oh my gosh wait a second yo oh my God ow ow Gamers that just gave me 10.

Oh my gosh we can’t run out of lava but I think the Lava is actually more overpowered okay wait I’m just gonna stand right here and oh my God oh my God drink the lava before me ah yes this makes sense Gamers drinking lava before it burns me yeah

Wait I can’t follow you just wait oh the size have gone bigger I’m so tall oh my we’re at 400 500. we’re at 400 almost 500 yeah ow what the holy nuts what is he I can’t even hear you that’s how big you are oh my God yo oh my God I could

Barely hear you bro okay there can you hear me yes I can you have to crouch down okay help me bro I’m too big well get out of here idiot ow I just I just killed Izzy okay wait a second we actually found the meta right now yo drinking this lava is

Actually so overpowered okay wait Gamers let’s go to the shop what the Griff’s trying to attack me go go go oh my god let’s go we escaped quick what oh it’s a little baby leave me alone dude why is everyone so big okay no no no no no no I could do it

I gotta Focus we gotta Focus Gamers we’re actually the underdog the game is literally lagging we have 560 points I’m just gonna buy produce oh man what dude you guys are just bullying me cause I’m the short guy I can barely even hear you guys that’s how freaking big you are

Okay just let me buy my Proto I just bought Proto dude I gotta get out of here man yo we’re gonna freaking lose oh okay we’re back in the normal world I have never been so terrified of my friends ever but it’s okay we have Proto

Oh my God wait Proto why you look like that bro what did they do to you wait a second I mean he cost me a lot of money Gamers I’m gonna go and just right click him oh my gosh yo look at his growth look at this growth oh baby let’s

Freaking go whoa no protocol I can’t even see him anymore bro actually just went through the mountain we’re at a thousand wait oh my gosh this is it this was it this is how everyone probably got really big wait a second and now that we’re big there’s our muncher slingshot

Because I see a bunch of holes oh my God we just gained 200. wait what Gamers what one muncher literally devours a freaking tree oh my goodness we’re actually so big right now and they say Size Doesn’t Matter that’s cap what the we got the pink dragon head on let’s

Test it out shall we hello oh my God they’re right here yo yo I mean no I mean no I don’t know it’s me oh my God just gained 800. yo hold on I’m trying to kill these nerds look at them oh my gosh that’s right I’m getting

Bigger oh my I just picked up an iron chest plate wait yo you guys are teaming hello can you these guys can’t even hear me because they’re so short I just caught them teaming and I just literally got a three iron chestplate wait what is

It okay wait I gotta get out of here bro oh my I can’t even move I can’t even move what’s going on oh my God I’m hiding behind a mountain that I can’t even see Gamers this game is so bugged look at how big we are really devouring these trunks wait hey

Yo I’m at 12 000. I think security just probably crashed them on I can’t even place my portal down wait yes I can oh my God it’s growing it’s trying to at least Gamers okay can we go to the shop please oh my gosh shop is barely loading

Gamers no Izzy’s here is he all right man dude nothing is even though oh my god oh no oh no there’s so many Giants oh no why are you here too yeah look who’s tall now Idiot yo shut up I just got a full set of armor loser I barely

Heard that because I took like one step back okay you can upset wait this is the chest that we accidentally just picked up dude it’s worth 5 000 we got it for free yo like I think it was skinty who accidentally dropped it but hey what is

He looking at he just bought stolen thick creeper serum for 4500 where did he go what the heck is he that tiny I can’t even see him anymore okay hold on we gotta choose what we want to buy all right bro quick Get Out The Way with

Your stupid ugly butt man 300 pound Dumbo for only one thousand you only okay I just bought it we can also buy the dragon sucker skull okay I’m trying to click on the gamers there you go I bought it this thing looks okay what let’s also buy some more Proto oh my god

Look how many I have I know yeah I’m joined now 88 all right let’s get out of here me I’m so big the world doesn’t even load for me it’s invisible okay wait there you go it’s kind of working now okay wait so we bought this pink

Dumbbell increases your size gain by 1.5 000 wait okay I said that totally wrong it’s a multiplier by 1.5 x and yo what we’re curling it hey let’s go Gamers we’re getting big wait 300 pounds is actually insane but I guess now if we do something like this oh my gosh okay wait

What the we just gained a thousand no way every shot is getting do wait wait we’re making so much money now what the heck oh my gosh we’re already at 14 000. this thing is insane gamer wait and oh my gosh what if we go and spawn one

Proto but not one let’s spawn another and another and another oh my gosh we have so many boom boom boom calm down on everything to get bigger okay wait I right clicked it it’s charged oh it’s like raining oh my gosh look at our

Money just go up and up and up oh my God I’m just gonna spawn all of them dude I don’t care if the server crashes Go Army of protos look at this Gamers we’re at 21 000 wait we’re about to hit 22. oh my God 22k I

Just see like a bunch of blocks disappearing I don’t even see them anymore and we still haven’t even used my freaking Dragon sucker skull anything we drop also turns giant that’s so funny but I think Gamers if we just literally look at this mountain and then just hold

Our freaking mouth open oh my gosh I’m actually consuming everything wait what hey yo we’re slurping up the entire Mountain yo look at this wait what if we get closer oh there you go look at the money look at the money look at the money wait what we must

Consume everything bro we’re at fifty eight thousand sixty thousand oh my gosh wait we gotta go back to the shuttle here goes nothing we’re so gonna bug this out wait we’re in okay well half the freaking shop doesn’t even load oh my God where did these two Chumps come

From yo get out of here man I’m busy buying man okay they can’t even hear me dude I guess Giants are deaf for a second now that we’re rich bro we gotta buy oh my god there you go I just bought the giant helmet yo let’s get the pants

What more protection do you need Gamers oh my God these stupid giant seeds get out of here and let’s get the boots there you go oh my God giant airpods giant bombs what’s going on what’s going on man it’s giant skidsy you bought that Apple yeah I bought the giant Apple

More Snake shut up okay I just muted bro let’s put on our giant air pods there we go I could also buy it but I think I want to save up yeah because we can also buy diamond jaw Crushers dude let’s 100 grab that oh my God I just spent 35 000

And then hold on if I just like walk over here okay if the game lets me we literally got A Sneak bro we should totally buy the stolen see oh my God move Izzy bro there you go we got it yo we saw 14k oh my what the heck he just

Used the Chompy thing here at the shop okay dude that thing might be so dangerous so hold on I’m just gonna oh I just got so small okay let’s get out of here go go go oh my gosh we’re now tiny bro in comparison to everyone else

Okay wait we got five minutes left until the death match starts okay I’m gonna go and eat these giant Hearts I don’t know what they do oh my God wait I just gained plus 50. whoa and I have two giant Hearts now we should definitely

Buy a bunch of them once we get richer okay but we have the diamond jaw Crushers Chomp down on everything to get bigger and we also have the stolen thick creeper serum okay hold on I’m gonna try these out real quick okay hold on I just

Charged my screen and if I right click whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa look at these things what the nut oh my goodness I’m rich I’m at 177 000. wait and this thing has durability wait what what if I just use this again oh my God four of them are

Coming down oh dude this River’s actually gonna break we’re getting too big we’re getting too big dude I’m not even growing anymore that’s all right we are we’re at three wait are we gonna hit 400 000 we just hit 400k Gamers oh my God wait let’s just use a bunch of them

Let it Rain the Chompy Chomps go behind me noise oh my God my game is gonna crash okay Gamers if this doesn’t disturb you subscribing I don’t know what will oh my gosh we could probably hit seven million seven million subscribers and seven million size

Dollars come on come on come on come on come on we just hit four million oh my God we’re at five million but my game is gonna crash yo he’s doing it too I didn’t realize he was such a short peasant you can use all the Chompy

Chumps you want okay wait mine just broke dang it oh my goodness we’re at six million we haven’t even used the creeper serum yet okay hold on I have an idea let’s try and spawn the shop portal again okay there we go yeah yeah let’s

Fit through come on and if we just shift there you go we crouched around the shop oh let’s just buy these golden apples oh my god I’ve just bought one oh my God I’m just gonna spam them I’m just gonna spam them look at our money go down wait

I just bought too many my inventory is full they don’t stack oh my God I should have realized that wait do the hard stack oh my God okay the hard stock yo let’s just buy as many hearts as we can yo I’m right clicking so fast bro oh

Everybody’s trying to buy Hearts Move bro oh my God move move oh my God whose freaking head is so big oh my God I just accidentally teleported back Gamers wait a second we’re so rich I don’t even know what to do bro I have four million wait

What size reset Death Match starting bro I’m tiny I’m tiny okay wait a second Gamers I think our best weapon is gonna be the jaw Crushers because it does 10 attack damage but it also makes us really big and we have all of these giant apples so The Crushers could be

Our main weapon oh my God I haven’t even used serum but maybe this will get us to win along with all our freaking giant golden apples and we gotta eat all of these Hearts bro I don’t even have time to eat all of them they’re also making

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Hold on I have to 100 eat all these Hearts I don’t know why our hearts got reset and oh my God okay it started I’m ready to win this go go go go go go go go go all right let’s do this go go go go go

Go go eat the hearts eat the hearts eat the hearts you know what Loki guys I’m gonna eat this giant golden apple right off the bat what holy okay it’s overpowered the golden apples are insane they’re like the totems bro oh I see a giant creeper what the come on die

Kimberly did you guys just see that oh I’m so terrified Loki oh my God oh my God see kiply oh my gosh no no no no no I’m hiding I’m hiding I’m hiding hold on you know I’m a shooter I’m a shooter I’m a shooter I’m a shooter

No no come on get her get her get crit yeah oh my God see someone else who’s Cliff is here what the heck take this nerd oh my God how are you so hard to hit bro you’re huge oh my God he’s gonna explode keep exploding I’m getting so

Big that’s my plan dude he’s taking damage though hold on I can just shoot him I can shoot him wait shrink buff I think we all got a strength four buff oh my goodness okay I’m gonna hold on this might be really good okay I just ate the

Golden apple oh my God I’m inside a freaking quick creeper the border is closing oh my God oh my God oh my God I have to shift I have to shift to move get to you Little Rock come here come here oh Izzy I know you’re low oh no

Dude oh my God is he just died oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh more giant Hearts more giant Hearts more giant Hearts you know what Gamers let’s eat one more giant golden apple and let’s become the creeper ourselves I’m jabbing myself holy crap yeah let’s

Explode on these nerds boom how are you so tiny still bro okay quick get quick okay the two Giants are fighting right now I’m hiding over here oh my goodness oh my gosh they’re fighting his helmet just broke oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God

I can’t even move dude Gamers this is terrible he can’t see me he can’t see me I’m dead wait did you just die to quit oh my gosh oh my gosh wait we can win we can do this we can do this we can do this die idiot come on you’re naked all

Your armor broke come on come on come on wait it’s between those two it’s between us two no there you go there you go oh my God oh my God wait I killed someone didn’t even no we actually won somehow let’s go subscribe I can’t even move