Bionic – Reacting to noobs playing Minecraft for the first time…

Guys i’m just gonna get this out the way if you think you’re noob at minecraft then trust me you’re gonna feel like dream by the end of this video yeah that’s the only reason why i’m making this video to help my self-esteem but today guys we’re gonna be reacting

To a bunch of people doing dumb stuff in minecraft so with that said if you guys are excited for today’s video if we can crush maybe 15 000 likes guys that’d be sick and also if you’re not already subscribed make sure to subscribe with post notifications on because guys

At 2 million subs i’m gonna go both plus only a small percentage of people who watch my vids are actually subscribed so make sure to subscribe so we can hit 2 mil and then i go bald and then yes funny memes with that said guys speaking of funny memes i’ll leave the original

Video down the description to all the creators and with that said let’s feel better about ourselves by reacting to noobs okay so apparently these people have never played minecraft or they’re just really big noobs and wait what are you doing no what what did you just run oh no

Oh no bro you’re oh no what there is so many steps that you did wrong and then like what did you think was gonna i don’t i don’t know i have no idea my man saw lava and instead of just placing he literally has netherrack in his inventory

Instead of placing the netherrack he thinks oh yeah dmd is doing is would be good i can’t even english bro and then not even that look at the face of concentration he plays the tnt and there’s a good like two seconds okay two seconds of thought where he’s

Like yeah i think a redstone torch will look real good right next to that tnt and then oh my god and then he gets caught in the lava which he probably didn’t calculate and then he dies was that in hardcore mode too shut up hold on he dies

It says spectate world oh my god i’m so disappointed i’m so disappointed if i was watching this live bro i would just donate to him just because i feel so bad i’m just being honest okay kill a chicken go ahead kill some chickens man wait what that’s not a that’s a fish hey

Bro okay that’s a fish bro i just killed two chickens three chicks three chickens i’m really scared for this guy because one how do you get a salmon mixed up with the chicken and two he’s in hardcore world and he’s this much of a noob i need a bucket okay

You have a bucket [ __ ] it let’s go oh god quackity quackity’s a big noob right do it no wait no no no it’s a bucket of milk at least you didn’t die what is this guy doing wait what that was so quick what he thought that was a

He thought that was an actual portal bruh it’s literally not even made out of obsidian it’s me okay i’m gonna be honest i got two brain cells that probably happened to me but you know whatever so far guys i haven’t really seen any like actual big noob clips

Just people doing dumb stuff like that why would you do that i don’t get it he literally placed it you have other blocks in your inventory what why do you okay no this guy’s a noob 100 and he was live while this happened oh my god bruh oh this is a mod pack

Okay please no no no no no yeah oh no he’s gonna mind it no wait what no no it’s not it’s not it’s not it’s not a diamond that’s what he said that’s what he said after he mined a freaking oh my god my brain broke am i the only one who gets

Angry at these clips i don’t even find them [ __ ] i find them funny but i get angry bro he literally is thinking hard about it and then he goes it’s not oh that just pisses me off bro it’s a diamond you just might okay anyways move on to the next clip

Let’s just keep going what do you mean no way you you i just smacked my mic you had it you literally had it bro look right here what you had your shield up why why do you have a shield of you oh oh bro i’m not this bad at minecraft right

Oh my god and then just the reactions hilarious like no way what like no you can’t say no way dude if you like got yourself you turned around from the okay whatever someone said shut up i’m sleeping okay let’s see more creeper newness no oh

Why why do you oh my god this is why you don’t scroll guys i’m telling you guys you don’t want to scroll if you’re playing on the keyboard and mouse okay you want a hotkey to be more accurate because when you scroll you accidentally scroll to the wrong item and then

Yeah then you just facepalm and get made fun of on a gamer’s react video okay there you go this guy’s making oh no what wait what what did you do wrong i’m so confused wait what okay so he’s crafting the iron block and then

Wait no but why why did it turn into a chest plate why did it turn into a chest plate it’s not like it’s right there the iron is okay hold up no this man ain’t a noob his world is just cursed bro oh and then he crafted all

Those chest plates wait i’m so confused no dude that feels bad that feels so bad you know you’re gonna do something dumb when you literally say all right just to prove i’m not bad at the game oh god no no oh that lasted five seconds bro

Bro that lasted five seconds man so guys the person on the right right the girl is trying to copy the farm that dude already made so she mined out the oh come on man you just need a hoe man that’s all you need you need a good strong hoe listen

Sometimes we all need good strong hoes in our life and she definitely does in this one she don’t need a shovel bro oh she’s placing the dirt oh my god i know i know bruh bruh moment for real bra moment like that was honestly so bad i feel so bad

For her and she like literally kept placing the dirt like that’s the best part okay give him elytra okay gives him an elytra jumps off and doesn’t know how to use elytra oh okay i just feel bad at that point oh it’s this guy again bro why are adam in the scariest thing

Ever okay let’s see what is this guy doing supposed to die doing that oh no no you say that how can i dude how do you miss that man bro i don’t heart oh no no what are you doing this gives me so much anxiety he has one heart

Okay okay just stop with the gravel bro just f4 at the same time oh no no why are you guys bullying the streamer bro you guys don’t know for some weird reason okay if you live under a rock if you hit alt f4 your game just closes okay i just want

To see his reaction let’s see same time no no no come on bro don’t no that just quit the program that means just a boomer he ain’t even a noob to minecraft he’s just boomer status we must protect him at all cost guys he didn’t know what all f4 does and

If you didn’t either then well you’re patrick living under a rock and now you know okay he’s building another portal bro this is literally me please no oh gosh i’m getting off you i’m getting off he’s getting up orange terracotta okay oh no no no no no no no no no

No no don’t don’t oh no bro no why you know someone’s a noob when they mine straight down in a pyramid i feel like everyone knows that by now right no he you have dirt oh my god why can’t you guys just like have more than two brain

Cells i have two but like still oh my god bro see i know i’m making fun of all these people but realistically right if i was streaming i feel like i would do dumb stuff like this maybe i should stream guys you know what just

Leave a like and if this video gets a lot of support then i’ll start streaming and maybe i’ll end up on one of these compilations making fun of myself i’ll be kind of funny i’m not gonna lie reacting to myself on a reaction video and then reacting to myself

On that video what okay let’s see what is this guy doing these are all streamers i feel so they ask you how you are you just have to say that okay oh no she smacked it oh no can you make armor with like cobble cause that’s all i have

I mean i just got some iron but did she just say can you make armor out of cobblestone well actually you can i’ve actually made a video where you can craft armor out of any block see gamer she ain’t to iq she 200 iq she’s in the future

Okay anyways let’s see what is this guy trying to make what what even is that what do you oh no bruh oh no you’re trying to craft a pickaxe oh no bruh this man is trying to craft a pickaxe and he’s using wooden blocks oh no someone hugging bruh

Someone hug him my man needs some milk milk with some extra brain cells that’s for sure dude i love the face he’s just trying to figure out like oh okay let’s see what is this guy doing okay he’s smiling no no no don’t jump down no why would you jump down and then

You have a water bucket bro okay i’m kind of scared to make fun of this guy because uh yeah he’s kind of ripped bro bro but my man minds it okay let’s just like can we just see the steps that he just done goofed he minds the iron ore he sees the

Lava then he goes okay i jump in then he freaks out look at his face can we just acknowledge the fact that he at least has a water bucket and the iron ore he can just replace and why does he have like seven pickaxes okay that’s definitely four but shut up

Bro you have like oh my god you could have easily just water bucketed and then oh dude i’m surprised he didn’t break his bed oh no oh no poor or poor girl no oh oh no no well now you know where’s this guy trying to i’m so dumb bro i’m so no approximately

10 hours later i didn’t want to look at it i didn’t want oh my god my man is still yo what is chat doing chat isn’t even helping him do you see my mans he’s so concentrated right now okay let’s see tries to push friends off okay friend off

Falls off himself oh my god i tried to push master jedi bob off and i did that’s just karma bro you just try to kill your friend you got killed too that’s like donnie when he’s trying to troll me and it backfires which it never usually does but no place to blow nope

Not on the side why don’t people know how to do it bro you place the block in front of you so the the damage absorbs and then the big brainless you don’t die you do damage okay i just i don’t even know oh my god these reactions

Why are you surprised you did it wrong okay Okay you know what it’s official i’m a god at minecraft when i compare myself to these guys who else feels the same way comment down below if you feel like a freaking pro compared to some of these clips that we’ve been watching i mean i know everyone does dumb stuff but like bro

You have your god sword in your hand what is going on in here where you just look at the lava and you go you literally just you ain’t no reason no reason why oh my god bro i’m so done i’m so done i’m so done

You’re mending sword oh my god oh my god i didn’t think it was actually a god sword bruh guys i paused the clip my man is looking straight down at diamonds you already know what’s gonna happen bro do i even have to say it you know what i’m gonna bet you

Subscribe if you’re not already subscribed and this guy minds down into lava then you have to subscribe but if anything else happens you guys can dislike this video last time i did this i lost the bet and you guys actually destroyed the dislike button all right here goes nothing he’s gonna mined up

I know i knew it i knew it no no no no no i literally didn’t do it i’m dead i literally guessed it bro and wait i could have easily just gone into the water there was water right next to you bro there was water

Right to the left oh my god bro oh my no he could have made it he could have made it he could have made it okay what does this person do oh no oh no oh everything is going wrong everything is going wrong oh no well you’re dead yeah honestly guys the

Real reason why i’ve made this video is just to help my self-esteem and minecraft i feel like i’m dream literally compared to these guys well some of them especially the girl who thought she had to break the dirt and then place it again to make the farm that was just that was

The best clip of my opinion but of course if you guys want to check out all the creators in this video that we reacted to i’ll leave a link to the original video where they have everything there so guys make sure to go subscribe to all of them

And not only subscribe to them don’t subscribe to me because at 2 million subs guys i’m gonna be shaving my head and that might actually end up you know there i’ll do like a bald stream there you go but with that 10 gamers leave a like if you enjoyed

I’ll see you dudes in the next one peace everybody