BionicLMAO – Surviving Minecraft’s Most Difficult Bosses

These are Minecraft’s most difficult bosses literally coded to make you hate the game and I’m gonna kill every single one okay wait Gamers where the heck did we just spawn it looks like I’m in some like meteor sight oh no that’s a good sign speaking of sign there’s a sign

That says this is all you get good luck okay I don’t know who wrote that I can edit it though let’s change it to our cheese yep I’m so mature for my age we get another right armor wait a second this is insane and some night vision

Potions yo what okay yoink bro we’re basically Immortal or at least I think there’s a pressure play here do I just go on it okay nothing happened oh God okay I’m gonna go ahead and drink one of these Potions there you go apparently these bosses are like coated

To like make you hate the game okay I have no idea what any of this stuff is I think it’s just like a little dungeon room I don’t know if there’s like hidden like whoa oh my God what is that I think that’s the first boss hold on a second

Bro there has to be maybe some secret room in here some secret loot there’s a button no dude I’m not gonna lie man I’m about to pee my pants this is so scary okay hi what is this this looks like some like Machinery dungeon or something

Okay wait what the heck is this thing I just flicked it on oh it looks like it’s powering something maybe we need to use this for the boss why is it not awake hello this looks like an upgraded wither wait am I really gonna survive this I

Have a really good bow oh my God wait I have the best stuff in Minecraft okay wait I don’t know how to like make this guy wake up oh there’s another star right here okay wait we got the nether star maybe we use this as like his heart

Oh my god do I want to do this guys watch till the end to see if we can actually kill every single boss I don’t know if I’ll be able to do it but like leave a like if you believe holy nuts what what is that oh my God it’s after

Me already it has been gone it has begun the boss fight the boss fight okay okay you little freaking nerd holy nuts what was that okay I’m gonna need a God Apple I’m gonna need to go Apple Gamers okay I have no idea what to do hold on wait we

Can reach him with our ax oh my God he’s shooting fire lasers run run run run he’s like a cyborg or something all right Mr harbing Ginger I don’t know I don’t know how to read your name oh my goodness but there’s only enough space and room for one cyborg in this world

And it’s me die nerd get crit idiot I’m a PVP God do you think you can destroy me wait there you go we got him almost half Health wait yeah he’s coming down he has like a little force field thing holy crap that’s a that’s a big laser

That’s a big laser and I’m dead no I’m not oh my gosh wait the structure has like an outside over here okay I can’t build them anymore we can only do melee damage now because of the shield as long as he doesn’t use that stupid laser

Attack I think we’re good oh my god get him in the corner oh no oh no oh my gosh he’s shooting little stupid lasers at me oh my God I’m dodging every single one though neither I ax get your peepee chop spunk Never Dies idiot oh my God

No way wait a second we actually did it holy crap and he just exploded not just the beginning Gamers and it looks like everything every potential a boss we get a weapon whoa what did this one do hold on I can right click it and then oh what oh baby right click to

Shoot withered missiles while sneaking right click to shoot with her Howard wait okay hold on I have no idea what that means but I guess if I shift and right click oh it’s like a mega shot which looks like it does something here oh there’s little black particles okay

We also got a witherite block which I have no idea what it all right can I make armor from this well I don’t have any wood so that’s the problem and hold on a second I know how to get through this stupid door behind me no I’m annoying boom

We get wood from the chest really okay obviously that might actually really help let’s see I’m gonna make some sticks let’s start up with the right okay it doesn’t look like I can make any armor maybe we need a smithing table okay wait we gotta figure out what we

Can do with the Wither ride button oh no wait what is that what is that no way this is already the next boss I just fell oh my gosh this is not what I wanted to do is fall with this freaking creature okay wait I’m actually gonna

Die oh my God okay it’s after me what even is this guys I’ve never seen anything like this in Minecraft is this some sort of like water Guardian okay bro’s getting wrecked all right he literally got destroyed okay so we’re inside the dungeon oh there’s another

One man I’m not afraid of you idiot oh my gosh he can like do the little Riptide effect that is insane I don’t care though I can do this oh my gosh he’s with her get off me nerd okay got him and we picked up Anonymous show I

Don’t know what that means okay wait what is this hold on a second Gamers I have no idea what that is but bro this guy looks insane but since he’s sleeping let’s charge up our assault weapon bazooka boom yeah oh my nuts hey they’re big holy crap what the heck okay create

Them out dude this guy’s crazy anyway he can swim up and stuff wait there’s another nerd on top of him oh my god oh my god let’s shoot him with the missile there we go we got the big guy with the bow oh my god dude easy dude this

Shoulder weapon is actually crazy I can’t wait to see what other weapons we get this is gonna be so sweet oh my gosh oh my gosh there’s wood there’s wood there’s wood there’s wood there’s wood there’s wood we gotta loot this we gotta loot this Gamers I don’t think we’re

Gonna be seeing much of like the normal World in today’s video like everything is going to be dungeon after dungeon so get ready Gamers oh my god dude we’re getting freaking javelins thrown at us so annoying stop man stop I’m not giving you consent you should be arrested you

Foul Beast nerds you look like my uh my toe on a bad day yeah I don’t know what that meant sorry toe wait how come this guy is glowy he has some sort of fish there boom Oh my God easy dubs oh my God

Wait we got a lead oh and some sort of crystallized Coral thing I have no idea I want to conserve Our God Apples because I don’t know if we’re gonna get any new ones but these guys are like really is a new guy he has something that’s not

Easy that is not easy oh my gosh oh my gosh okay this guy we gotta actually destroy quick there you go got him oh and he dropped the sword oh my God and the fish just poisoned me which we just killed him okay perfect oh lionfish can

I spawn him in again as my pet no I can’t so this sword has negative one reach yeah kind of trash okay but I think we are close to the major boss room yeah these guys are getting destroyed dude hold on are you seeing this bro this looks amazing it’s so

Beautiful I can’t believe Minecraft hasn’t added anything like this and there seems to be like a portal down there oh my God I forgot these guys can do the jumpy thing yes let’s do good okay wait there seems to be two portals okay I’m gonna swim all the way down

Here I think this is where we have to summon the boss what the heck is this okay so I think I know what we need to put inside of this summoning altar because that’s what it is go up before I die okay oh there’s a room this way I

Think it’s actually this way oh my God these nerds bro there’s another big boy all right it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine let’s get him I’m running I’m running oh my goodness we gotta find a treasure room Gamers which oh my gosh I think we

Just did I think this is literally oh my God oh my God oh my God these mobs are after me bro these mobs are after me no I just need the treasure yes okay let me show you Gamers exactly what we need to do so we need to get a sacrifice yeah

This heart we need a diamond block part of the sea and okay yeah basically everything here we have the sword we got the shell and it looks like oh my gosh there’s a gold block right there diamonds okay wait this is actually cracked a golden apple oh my God we just

Gotta got Apple let’s yog the diamond block let’s grab the cheese Yonk oh my gosh there’s so much insane loot in here okay I’m gonna take most of it the heart of the sea perfect and another God Apple maybe I should take some of these other resources too what do you guys think

Yeah so we get a bunch of raw iron that we can smell if we need it something tells me this boss fight is gonna be the craziest one because there’s so much preparation and it’s just the second one are you kidding me let’s grab this iron as well and honestly the diamonds and

All we need for the sacrifice is just this the crystallized Coral which is just oh four of these things that we already got hey yo there’s a secret chest up there oh yoink dude we’re actually so rich now so I think we just gotta slay one of these Nerds come here

Idiot I need your Coral and now to crafting Gamers let’s quickly make this and hold on I think if my memory does not fail me is it like that oh wait no way I actually got it right dude I Loki guess but there you go now

With this we can finally summon the ball okay I’m low-key very terrified dude because I can’t even breathe for that long like high key okay three two one and oh my God my screen is shaking go go go go go go go go go I’m kind of

Terrified right now Gamers I don’t see anything oh my God okay I see a boss what is there oh my goodness oh my goodness this thing looks terrifying okay wait can I like just shoot it oh my God oh my God oh my God I’m in his mouth

Oh it’s terrifying oh my gosh help me help me wait what are these jellyfishes oh they explode oh my God oh my God I’m son what the heck is that portal right there hey yo what I’m equipping the totem bro this is too much where is he

Oh my gosh oh my gosh the stupid tentacles yeah get him get him get him honestly screw drowning oh my god he has an explosive Attack yo maybe we can go up oh my gosh what just happened what just happened what just happened Oh my he just broke my blocks wait he’s almost

Dead gets shot in the mouth nerd oh my God this is this is it this is it and boom Oh my gosh what are these eyes what are these ow oh my gosh oh my gosh no no no he’s floating eyeballs wait he just regained his health oh no dude come on

Dude this is too much Gamers I’m having such a hard time like figuring out what to do I can barely even see hold on hold on a second let’s go up here let’s go up here no he’s not letting me bro he grabs me and stuns me every time wait please

Look his health is low his health is low his health is low get out of my face bro your breath stinks I I actually can’t even move I’m pressing W oh my gosh I killed him oh dude what was that I can’t even oh he did drop something title claws wait a

Second this looks crazy oh my God I can hook it’s like a hook shot yo okay wait speaking of poke shot let’s get out of here bro and I think all we need to do to get out of here is just go through one of the portals please get me out of

Here we did it oh my gosh second boss down bro that was honestly pretty scary it was hard to oh I’m in the nether now all right let’s see what do we get as a reward wait what okay another totem that’s actually pretty good and eluding three but hold

On why do we also have this oh no I do not want to summon another Kraken thing nope nope nope I guess it’s kind of like a dragon egg but you know what I’m actually gonna use some of my iron I want to make an anvil I do want to put

The Looting three on my sword there you go okay I think all we have to do is oh my gosh netherright monstrosity no okay as if the nether wasn’t already bad guys we’re surrounded by freaking Soul Sand all right we have to defeat this nerd right here hey yeah wake up idiot I’m

Charging this up oh my God he looks terrifying what you got on me oh my goodness all right I’m gonna boom I’m gonna boom I’m okay wait what why does the bow not do any damage the bow doesn’t do any damage wait why am I stuck on lava there’s lava no wait but

We can get up there you go oh my gosh this is sick okay wait he’s shooting freaking meteors at me can I only do damage like Melee okay wait yeah our sword does damage our bow does oh wait no our bow does do damage oh it’s from

The top we have to do damage from the top wait we actually managed figured out how to like destroy this guy so easily oh okay wait I knew that strategy was only gonna work for so long let’s try and get up here oh my gosh he can climb

Up all right bro no that’s scary let’s make our way let’s land up here oh my gosh Perfect all right I’m gonna chug one God Apple oh my God bro shooting love at me I can’t even see him we’re above him get wrecked nerd come on come

On come on his attacks are useless so we’re actually destroying this guy what another I miss Justin I’m the netherite monstrosity no way that was no way dude wait Gamers we actually destroyed them boohoo you got destroyed kid oh my God you dropped an insane Hammer yo oh yo we

Should pick this up right here the smoothing table yoink oh my gosh wait a second don’t tell me okay there’s no way this stupid skeleton hold on a second wait we got an infernal Ford no skeleton I will need to try this on you all right who cares let’s see what this does

Whoa that was like a super smash it has 13 attack damage wait a second that is way better than my sword okay hear me out let’s see if this works okay no it does not work is it because I need a smithing template oh dude you know what

Moving template like more math and I hate math I honestly just don’t even know bro how to work that thing and okay let’s just break through the door oh wait we got a bucket and a blue bag okay I’m gonna go and just take that we can

Use the bed maybe for our respawn Point why are we still in the nether okay so the bed is a troll then oh unless it’s the way to defeat the next boss I have no idea but it looks like we’re in a fortress okay listen Minecraft take some

Notes because bro this looks like a real Fortress so I just keep going up here or wait maybe there’s a secret room hold on I could just I don’t even have to do lunch I could just use this thing okay no we are definitely just in the normal

Nether it doesn’t seem like there’s any secret room all right well who needs to climb up the stairs I’m lazy I could just go like this yeah oh my God what is that hey little guy okay you know what take this I did nothing why didn’t that

Why did that not do anything oh my God wait I can’t even oh okay it does nothing maybe my bow shot okay that does nothing either maybe my bazooka oh my God wait why is there another one what if I go like this oh the Bazooka does damage because it’s explosive okay okay

Now we know how to do damage there you go yeah they’re getting withered they’re getting withered boom maybe I can get close in oh there you go when they stop spinning oh my gosh okay yeah the bow does nothing we gotta stick to the freaking bazooka come on die oh we’re

Not oh oh there you go we got one I was gonna say how are they not dead yet oh my gosh I’m blinded no no no no we got him dude let’s go we got some burning ashes which I don’t know what that does but okay oh wait we also got a monstrous

Corn huh it doesn’t do anything can I put in my face okay no I can’t okay so I think there’s stairs leading both way okay I see a lot of gold and I see that that does not look like a good sign I’m gonna go and steal this boss’s gold

Because why not Who’s Gonna Stop Me Right Gamers imagine you’re just some like super threatening boss like a little cyborg nerve just comes along and just steals your goal Oh I thought that was a giant boss that’s just a gas all right you know what I’m actually gonna

Steal this gold block too stupid cat oh I think we have to put something inside of here maybe the burning ashes oh no what is that okay oh my gosh ignis who’s Ignus oh my gosh oh my gosh okay no no no no go over

Here oh my gosh oh my gosh equipped The Shield Gamers I think we need the shield oh no bro okay he has a shield I don’t like it what is that what is that oh my gosh oh my gosh run what is the purple one the purple one follows me oh it

Disappeared okay it disappears after a bit man what you got on me bro you like yeah that’s right I blocked it bro I got behind you get straight idiot okay okay maybe the blast boom okay the blast does do damage oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my

Gosh oh yeah he we got him wither dude my bow is actually useless okay I have to switch it out I have to oh my gosh I’m almost dead I’m almost dead I’m almost dead let’s get some distance let’s charge up our shoulder weapon I

Missed oh my gosh oh wait a second this oh my God wait what I’m underground hello he just made a crack through the earth oh no this is not good oh there you go I pulled myself out dude I think we have to just out duel him oh my God

But he doesn’t do we barely do any damage come on come on come on oh he just did oh my gosh I’m actually dead oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh no no no no no no no no eat eat eat all the stupid things okay no we just

Gotta take the hits and we just gotta get in up and personal up and personal oh okay I’m stunned no no no no no please have mercy okay okay okay I’m literally stabbed to death almost at least okay bazooka bazooka bazooka boom there you go there you go there we go

Oh my gosh oh my gosh she’s coming after me bazooka again there you go we got him with the Wither effect oh okay that did nothing okay I gotta get up and close up and close there you go behind him straight behind him he just turned blue

Why oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh okay oh my gosh okay I hit him with the weather I win him with the Wither oh he’s so mad he is so mad you can’t block this yeah that’s right Eden is my armor breaking wait what why do I have no

Armor on dude my armor is just like gone oh my God my totem I told him I told him oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh why is everything so dark he’s jumping on me boom smash attack I did nothing take

This nerd yeah oh my God we hit him right on him okay we’re doing good damage from behind oh my God wait what is this now what is this now what is this now dude he’s getting destroyed he’s getting destroyed oh my gosh what are these spells he’s doing bro I just

Fell get out get out get out get out oh my gosh he doesn’t have a shield anymore though maybe we can do damage with the oh my God no holy crap dude the bows do nothing but now he can’t defend from my Bazookas we just gotta outsort him we

Just gotta outsort him and strafe him every time he hits he gains Health oh that makes so much sense my shield is destroyed though we can I’ll damage him though we can out damage him get straight bump get straight but he was on one oh my God I blocked and yes oh

We did it we freaking did it and that wasn’t even the beginning what did we just get ignorium Ingot what the heck is that a music disc bro I know I didn’t almost just die for just some freaking music no what does this Ingot do maybe

We can like craft a weapon because we didn’t get anything from this guy oh my gosh we can either craft this sword right here or a shield or I guess both we only have three of the ingots though I think we gotta go for the sword and

All we need is some blaze rods that’s actually it come here idiot you’re like oh dude and we have the Looting three upgrade and just like that Gamers we’re gonna have to sacrifice our sword but I think it’s worth it okay 14 attack damage oh no no yeah yeah we’re

100 doing this and apparently oh my gosh no wait this thing looks awesome I think if I hold right click wait and then if we release yo that is so freaking awesome okay worth it let’s get up to another portal up here I think this is the way out oh

This is a pickaxe I guess we don’t need the iron pickaxe okay and we are here wait what I didn’t even get any new things hold on a second this is kind of sauce Gamers I’m gonna break the spawner bro we didn’t get any new chests

Any new items I’m kind of terrified but I guess this is it we’ve survived this long oh my gosh wait we’re in the end okay I think this is it teleport through here oh no oh no what is this Fortress and their dragon wasn’t enough I guess

Dude my armor is Loki really damaged that’s not good and we have these little bugs man get out of here idiot wait what do they drop oh void job what the heck okay yeah my sword basically just one shots them let’s just break through here real quick is there a good loot okay

Regular Golden Apple I guess I’ll take it whoa wait what the heck was that oh possessed block what okay that is scary we gotta watch out for some weird traps I guess if I had apples too we could craft some golden apples but I don’t have any apples oh sword okay that’s

Pretty cool pickaxe with efficiency five okay you know what yeah I’ll take it okay I don’t know oh okay we gotta watch out for these stupid like blocks I forgot yeah yeah not this time buddy what is this oh okay ow this looks like some spawning room but I don’t think

This is it dude this is like a stupid maze what is this hello okay okay oh no you wanna play idiot take that yeah you don’t like that huh you don’t like that huh Mr Gollum oh my gosh he destroys blocks okay and our ability has a huge

Cooldown but okay there we go we got him maybe we’ll need this I’m just gonna eat the golden apple now and pick up the void core right click to summon void runes oh that’s really cool okay well I mean epic music is playing so I think the boss room should be around here

Somewhere there’s a bunch of barrels here I wonder okay no there’s nothing inside of here okay wait a second this looks a little interesting it doesn’t look like the main boss room though more diamonds this is actually gonna be really good oh wait this is good yeah I

Know keep smack me guys and now I can just go like this to see from above I think the room is over here aha I found it oh my gosh really bro just get me inside of here there you go okay wait this is kind of terrifying we gotta

Watch out for those things these blocks with riding I think they do stuff right oh yeah they do wait it just teleported me they teleport you oh no and they teleported me to another one of these golems all right I can charge up my italic and release yeah now you’re stuck

In there idiot come on come on come on come on these guys are pretty tough for not even being a real boss there you go got him oh we got another one of the Void cores dude my inventory is getting full man I guess I don’t need the gold I

Think we might need to get teleported I’m gonna assume okay there’s another one of these nerds yeah I don’t even want to fight I’m just gonna keep running nope nope nope I’m out bro I’m out bro where is the boss room holy Diamond what Ender Guardian oh no I

Didn’t the last guy I don’t see that I don’t see him though is he underground maybe should I just honestly mine down there’s obsidian I don’t know if I’m even breaking oh my gosh I am okay am I good no I’m not ah what is he doing this

Is it this is it let’s do this let’s defeat this nerd okay ow ow yeah I could do an attack two nerd okay I’m gonna need a golden apple oh my gosh he just fisted me in the face take this yeah you don’t like that huh oh my gosh she can

Teleport around okay I can’t move I cannot move this is awkward take another one of these oh my gosh oh my gosh I need to charge my ability it’s not letting me charge my ability oh my gosh run run run run run oh my God he’s after

Me what is that he’s on me how Okay Gamers I can do this let’s get our charging and boom yeah we just traded hits maybe why is he taking no damage bro he took no damage from my magical attack okay it’s fine I broke him halfway he’s a super shulker look at his

Face okay next Arena I guess oh I broke his helmet he broke mine all right this calls for a freaking meteor attack that did nothing what okay it’s fine it’s the withered effect that does something oh my God stupid ground pound the nerd take that okay take this idiot yeah come on

Come on come on and boom Oh my God I missed I can’t charge my sword ability too much oh my gosh I’m gonna die I’m gonna die oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh use the void core on him there you go he

Just weaved it how did he do that come on come on there you go missile yes we’re dealing good damage oh my gosh oh my gosh I can’t move the vortex The Vortex oh my gosh I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna

Die oh my God no no no no he’s also on one HP I don’t have any more totems Gamers let’s do this hold on I can charge up my ability and release yes we got him oh my goodness yeah that’s right get crouched on nerd yeah suck my butt idiot okay

That was really weird oh wait we got this though what did we just get from him we got a gauntlet of guard when in your main hand right click to pull enemies dude no way that looks so sick there’s no enemies to pull right now so

I guess that’s why it’s not working but I think we did it Gamers all I have to do now is mine straight down I don’t know why I’m doing this what I love you guys peace