Bird Cage Mayhem: Wilbur Soot’s Minecraft Madness!

Birds are not aggressive creatures miss they bring beauty into the world it is mankind rather who insists upon making it difficult for life to exist upon this planet i’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re that you’re using here uh it didn’t require any discipline to

Attain it i’m so out of it hold on scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn’t stop to think if they should birds yes yes yes birds hi everyone welcome to my new youtube video my hair is getting dangerously nest like speaking about nests though

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Hi welcome to my youtube video uh my name is wilbur soo and today i’m going to be taking 100 players and putting them in my own little bird cage so before i did a civilization stream Uh the time after that i did an ant farm it’s a million and then the time after that i did a rat cage that’s the ravager oh that’s too many now that’s far too many how do i i can’t kill them can’t kill them tecno kill them and i had a plan

I had a plan for all of those videos Don’t have a plan for this one we’re just gonna shove you in and see how you do so here’s the bird cage just a nice bird cage when you join this server you’ll start off with the bird flappy things and a bunch of firework rockets right

Cool pog people can fly around you know we’re just gonna see what the birds get up to uh one thing though one little tiny thing i may have failed to mention harco mode is on just like it always is but as well as that everyone’s gonna be poisoned perpetually

Everyone will be on half a heart meaning that if you fly wrong if you hit a tree or if someone just baps you you’re out forever and we’re just gonna see who can be the longest lasting bird it’s not a challenge though it’s not a contest i

Want to see how you build together i want to see how you thrive but you know the options there we’ve got our first person where are they all these friends ah put on your wings and fly friends yeah look they’re already going so the birds start to take off

Something i have noticed in my um ever increasing strive to become the owner of every pet in the world i’m not a very good pet owner uh the issue being that um they tend to all die very quickly so uh what i’m hoping to do with this one is while

Everyone’s on half a heart i’ve given myself an extra challenge they are primed for death right but if i can keep them going if i can keep them alive and thriving then i’d say that all of the mistakes i’ve made in the past three videos are completely

Who gives a [ __ ] are any of them gonna start chopping trees i think so we have a couple a couple tree shoppers i don’t actually know if they own half a heart shall we pick one to test on right let’s just see if this works

No uh josh you need to give them the poison there we go okay so we’ve got some stuff going on over here this is all panda county oh what that’s that’s too many real birds who are this many real birds what they do what is this oh

No no eloquent stop it no no no no no bad bird bad bird you too you’re bad bird i know i said i’d be i said i’d be a good a good bird man but i okay you know what it’s to make a point i’m proving myself to be king of the birds

King of the bird men what the [ __ ] is that who did this sky pog sky pog got a bad feeling there’s gonna be a lot of birds coming up to this perch now oh no oh no i shouldn’t have i shouldn’t have shown oh okay my dearest birds everyone to the perch

Oh we got one person fell out of the world they commit to die fell out the world here they come we’re gonna make something fun for them oh no i shouldn’t have given them this much power i’ve given the birds too much power dude so we’re to set them up a little flight

Path you see no you oh oh you had to go and incur my wrath where is he there he is this one you have to incur my rat get back here oh no you know what he flew away in time he can live you can all

[ __ ] off the perch now come back when i’m done oh i’ve done a bad job so they’re gonna go through here and then they’re gonna plunge plunge is a good word anyone else plunging there we go almost done okay this is gonna be a very big ring

Very big ring and then last one let’s go for a really small one here one right everyone to the perch stop destroying the rings can i tp all tp here oh no okay i shouldn’t do that remember what happened last time chat we’re not doing that

So bird boys and bird girls i want to pick the king bird or queen bird or everything in between bird first bird to traverse the pink hoops is ruler bird go let’s see let’s see let’s see come on come on you gotta go through all of them

Missed oh that’s one oh i missed missed missed that’s one that’s two that’s three oh hit the end okay come on i don’t even know if i could do this one honestly oh who was that who is that ninja knight congratulations ninja knight you successfully traversed the bird course

I want to give you the golden helmet as is tradition now the main thing ninja knight is going to get that’s going to put him like way above the others good okay i think it’s time for the first potentially world ending situation i’m thinking we turn pvp on

I look okay i know i’m supposed to be a good owner but i honestly think the weak should further strong maybe we should just whittle down the herd to the strongest birds let’s see how this goes look at all these birds flying around look it’s very hard to hit something that’s flying

See if they can stay in the air for like a long period of time it’s very hard for them to die you can see some people are dying but those are the ground plebs look it’s always been the case that the ground plebs will die like this guy what is it for

We demand food me me hungry i can get you food look i have an entire tab of the junk get out of here real lobster hey you didn’t die in one hit oh he did oh i’m sorry i’m sorry uh drobs he’s back he’s back i saved him i saved him it’s fine

Look okay we’ll give you some food there i remember you were the farmer in my civilization oh you were the opt j opt j nice to see you dude nice to see you look i’ve got you some food how about this for some food look just so you can you oh

Not so sure about that one up jay uh you get a little too big for your boots at this but i’m gonna stop i’m gonna stop looking at people i’m gonna try and do this course myself while they all have fun all right here we go here we go here we

Go first one nice nice i did it nice i did the next one right and that last one i’m very good at this i did it in one go first try first try chat let me try again let me try again because you know i can get it twice in a row

First time okay that’s one that’s two first one First try first try guys first try it you doomed me opt jace’s opt j you i’m not bringing you back obje you’re a murderer so okay fine right look at me you’re gonna be a good bird he’s nodding he’s nodding okay i’m gonna give you the

Elytra right but you’re not gonna have a fireworks so you’ve got a glide you’re now a chicken oh jay look at me look at me i’ve reduced you to the rank of a chicken you can no longer fly without gliding okay yeah you know your place all right see

I’m a great leader i’m so kind and so friendly and so chivalrous to everyone wilbur do you like my foot good good to know we’ve got some great comedy going on you guys are very funny oh look how great this is op j was slain by axa there he is he’s

Flying can i hit him can i hit him in mid air oh he’s gone okay fine we’ve got some houses being done look i’m just gonna say dismantle this we want only bird nests no houses what’s this say lesbian bird house new noom it’s on the ground because gays can’t fly I don’t think that’s true just look up look up to the skies and you will see everyone in this birdhouse is proving them wrong please put the lesbian birdhouse in a tree someone put the lesbian birdhouse in a tree who built this who did this elodie black bars top

Bottom black impact text white outline who did this who did this put it in a tree this isn’t being dismantled quick enough look oh he’s dead okay um well looks like uh hmm uh looks like this one’s gonna stay a memento mori i guess let’s have a look

At what you’re up little mouse they’re all flying they are they are birds um i can’t really shout out them for flying they are birds let’s see what else we’ve got going on here oh my gosh there’s a hole here what oh my god what is this who did this

Black bars white impact font who did this who did this who did this was this you did you do this did you do the hole oh that this person is trying it hi is that biggie cheese biggie cheese biggie biggie cheese i’m crowning you king of the days

Uh we’re gonna make him a nice little glass thing i’m gonna give him all the colors where’s biggie cheese is he still where i left him is he is he just oh he’s so consistent roy g biv there we go everyone bow to your new leader look here’s your actual king oh wait

Wait what the hell how did you get the crown who are you who are you you’re not the king i never gave you a crown did you kill the king what’s article 13 saying he’s fake is this true biggie no he’s fine he’s a bird i forgot he’s a bird

I forgot he was a bird it’s fine it’s okay uh article 13 should have done this a long time ago there we go uh yeah it’s fine he’s a bird birds are fine you know it’s all good birds can fall birds can fly that’s kind

Of their thing let’s have a look at some of the signs people have left happy game month hey wilbur thank you for everything kind of homophobic you don’t know the colors of the rainbow look i i do i did it off my heart you saw i did the rhyme

Hey this is a nice nice little home what’s it say tree house football oh this is a tree house um it’s a it’s a bit low i mean effectively it is a tree house it is a house in a tree yeah i it’s him again he’s got the bow too

Have you just crowned yourself no come back come back come back you’ve crowned yourself king and i need to talk to you about no where is he going please land here he is right look uh we are a strength based society he was weak i am strong i killed the

King and claimed his crown well i mean i’m not saying anything but any other birds on the server want to challenge this uh you know where the king what is how is he flying the weak should fear the strong we should fear the strong everyone um

We should fear the strong oh who’s the new king uh we’ve got froggy froggy that’s a great minecraft name but unfortunately you are now public enemy number one oh there he goes oh it’s starting oh it’s a dog fight it’s a bird fight you could say yep

What is that skin who are you are you carl from jimmy neutron but with a thanos gauntlet he was that’s crazy this is a nest tweet tweet [ __ ] bird shack free buttons become the ingredient what does that mean oh this is lovely you know what for your good nest uh i’m

Gonna give you something i guess like something that does ticking damage would be really good for him like this here we go have a stack of wither roses bruv hello mash dash is he your friend do you want me to get rid of him he’s not your friend i’m solo okay there

You go say thank you that’s good that’s fine you’re fine with the free firework people are really stepping up their game with the bird nests actually i’m super proud because at first everyone’s burned this for crap oh it’s the new king hello new king he’s already being pursued i don’t even

Know your name uh real love to heroes here is hi here you go have this tell me about your plight please real lobster i’m desperate to know your story okay he’s writing a bloody novel oh so basically i wanted to be in the stream so i killed him

Well you’ve done it rule obviously you’ve done it you’re getting my attention can you feel it on you real lobster can you feel my attention anyway someone else needs to be the king there we go we’ll find a new king it’s fine one who doesn’t care so much about

Attention and and uh and lower i’m not a good owner i’m not a good pet owner am i i realized you know when i killed that guy like that like the eighth or ninth person i’ve killed today i’m starting to get the idea that i i’m that’s not an attitude conducive to good

Pet ownership um it’s fine it’s it’s fine i still can redeem myself crown’s gone the crown’s gone that means we have a new king somewhere what about this what’s going on here oh is this your friend is your pet bird birds can’t have pet birds what are you writing birds go

Up yeah and what’s so great about birds going up we fly to the sky yes i’m i’m failing to see the um significance of any of this birds are real of course who could deny such a what is this what is this [ __ ] weird [ __ ] happening wha what does this mean

Oh hello up what is this some kind of [ __ ] puzzle what it no i’m tired of this what’s what’s this are you the one with the bird pet hey is this yours this i think you know what i’m gonna do all right yes oh i didn’t mean to kill the real bird

Oh i was gonna say that there could only be one bird oh chat chat chat chat look i’m not gonna say anything i’m not even gonna say anything what was their name [ __ ] game mode hey welcome see it’s fine i’m sorry bam bam bam there you go

Look sorry i killed your bird uh i’ve got you a oh please say you put them on okay you’re fine look i’ve got you a better bird it is uh dr herbert hey dr herb oh dr hobo’s dead um okay we’re taking uh wolf claw gaming you are now this person’s pet bird

Congrats yep cool uh stop saying kinky chat they’re not lesbians oh no look okay i don’t want them having the the little birds you know the little ones there’s no no sexual in oh my god i’m cancelled lesbian pride sure but like that’s not that’s not what i was intending

Let’s just haha pandas oh look at him silly silly [ __ ] with his arms in the air silly [ __ ] with his arms in the air get out of here silly [ __ ] look at him forget forget everything that happened forget everything that happened it’s fine stop saying kinky this man’s in the dark spidgy has

Allocated themselves to the darkness of the square i can have can i have food why did i read that like a lol cat i can have food can i have a friend yeah hey wolf claw gaming wolf claw congrats your new owner hooray [Applause] yay next happy cage happy stop saying kinky okay

Um what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is happening i’m gonna give them a chance to explain themselves i like the color your jib you know i like the color of their jib there you go you’ve been a good bird yeah good bird hello jube noob you just looking for attention

See and we’ve still got a solid quarter of the bird population hello david cutie third house house house house happy pride month well but keep up the great condo david cutie look at me i can give you a little pat on the head Davey cutie you were just a marvelous person look i’ve got a gift for you there you go yay yay look how happy he is i’ve made this guy’s day press it again it’s all yours present look you just keep going in fact hold on let’s see if this is getting away look

At that see yeah good lad good lad you have fun it’s still on the ground this needs to go up i need someone come to lesbian bird house someone anyone come yes that’s it hello welcome move this up it’s biggie cheese oh king of the gays how are you i need

To stop calling him that all of you here we need the lesbian bird house off the ground it deserves better than this all of you work together i’ll be back soon what are they saying what color is your hair now what’s going on it’s pink i died in bleach today this is

This bird conversation are they just making friends please stop calling i’m not i am doing nothing i’m doing that it’s chat it’s oh god oh sure this ain’t going too well what’s going on here hello oh ex smile flower oh these are the seeds i gave you

Oh look at this it’s like character development this is just what you do now huh this is boring as hell oh what’s this the hell there’s a peaceful town of ground birds protesting discrimination please allow us dodos to be free and live our lives to the fullest freedom for flightless birds

Yeah you you leave this isn’t you your kingdom will but i need food i started this village i’m not gonna die well but am i oh god this is terrifying wilbur my final hours in there please is he still alive no whoever it was is dead oh we’ve got someone here

Everyone’s scared of me everyone’s running away from me when they see me chat am i a bad owner does this mean i’m a bad am i a bad owner i’m a bad owner yeah i’m a bad owner i just i i found a little house and i’m bad i

Stopped saying yes chat i’m not a bad owner i promise bottom brush what you saying please save me fill my heart with joy zoo as a zoo best pando ever tree house is this this isn’t a zoo just an animal in a fence is he aware of this

What is he doing this isn’t be free now it’s not even an offense how is the lesbian birdhouse going hey hold on lesbian birdhouse new meme oh gay freaking bird shack pog good job guys okay let’s see what’s going on with our darkness friends are they still

I’m a dm you i also just lost my second sign what the [ __ ] is going it’s just they’re just making friends i don’t want to interrupt this what’s the sign say i’m happy with this i just feel like we’re now running out of birds you know what i mean

Josh hello my dude he’s there he’s always there josh i need josh you can i need you to bring the dead birds back to life please get out of here please bring the dead birds back to life oh hello oh god i’m a bird oh no oh it’s time to begin my reign

I’m a bird now i’m a bird ladies and gentlemen it’s one of those unfortunate quirks of life i’ve become a bird now david cutie please let me in please hi hi there oh my god have i have i pulled a wilbur oh my god i’ve pulled a wilber i’m stuck flying

Why how do i always manage this why is it always me why is this a thing hello biggie cheese i need to speak with you biggie thank you biggie the thing with biggie cheese is right i want to know if any of you agree the thing with biggie cheese

Is no matter what’s going on biggie always seems to have a positive attitude so i need to set him up with some stuff biggie i want to make sure you’re happy i want to make sure you’re well you deserve it my dude i just want you to be happy biggie

It’s all i want in this world it’s a heart oh now this is cute what’s this love and respect sub to will bear will bear your suit my little birdness is very cute as referral i’m gonna give you food and seed there you go have fun anything you want to see with

The birds i feel like we’ve had a good run of the birds so far lava floor genocide test them more mating this is this is just a big big lot of things mass extinction crime crime how could i forget the crime oh i’ve been a dirty crime boy quite a while

Let’s get some crime going right who is the most criminal where’s biggie we need biggie biggie’s not here wait why is there just loads of corpses bicky where is he is he alive oh hey save us no no stop come back come back i want to talk to you i want to

Talk to you later just okay we’ve got to find a new crime boy everywhere i go people always ask me where’s the crime and i’m trying to bring it to you i’m trying maybe we can do a little bit dramatic irony maybe this is where the crime should be hey

That’s what i like to see that’s what i like to see what kind of crime do you want commit remove someone’s wings that’s [ __ ] but i don’t know if we can do that there you go go go hurry we’re running out of time go go she will be glitching i think she’s

Oh she’s sneaking around the back okay i see okay that’s one check that’s two that’s three that’s four oh it’s a slaughter that’s it i think she did it go she’s not very she’s not very honored what does this say lesbians love wilbus oh i’m not a

Oh dear i’m sorry lesbians what is that sound oh wait we gotta wait that’s piggy jesus are these guys still chatting thank you for the friend wilbur okay we’re here to do crime chat we’re here to do crime let’s see how you feel now that your friend’s gone

[ __ ] i thought that would work hold on no i know i’ll make it work there we go okay she lives she lives she’s successfully survived look okay last bird alive wins my affection let’s just see how this goes from here come on oh look at this dude look at this fight going on

That’s so cool stop saying bad owner why are you all shouting bad owner you tiny little cuck what does that even mean i’m just i’m i’m literally just looking after birds here oh everything’s on fire who gave these birds fire oh my god stop saying bad owner this

Isn’t a thing of owning anymore this is just look at this [ __ ] panda he’s back he’s [ __ ] back i don’t even care i’m coming to see you hi [ __ ] how you doing boy yeah little tilty tilty head hell yeah bro hell yeah this is entertainment this is entertainment like everyone’s shouting bad owner

Look just because i may have killed my birds and now i’ve pitted them against each other in a kind of wild hunger games doesn’t mean i’m a bad owner all right i’m not a bad owner i’m a good owner in every sense of the word i’ve never done anything bad ever all right

Just let me have this oh jesus christ look okay we’re getting to a point now where there’s just not many birds left hey ram city i don’t want to die again please nest of fear don’t worry ram city you’re fine tell me tell me what you’re feeling right now he says

That’s how you’re feeling ram city you’re feeling hello there we go now everyone knows where everyone is look how much easier this is going to be now look i like this guy’s just like on a mission he’s searching who’s this are you the one with the power i killed

Your power ages ago you’ve got a nut you’ve got a you have another one this is the new bird that’s the new bird are these two t we got teamers let’s go see this little team hey hey stop trembling why are you trembling oh god

I don’t sound good do i i enter into an area and people tremble and back away from it wasn’t me wasn’t me i didn’t do it i i didn’t do that not many birds left all right stop saying bad owner chat it’s not a bad owner thing look look to give you an

Idea we’re gonna kill a random bird there we go random bird died in fact look we’re just gonna do that until we get a last bird standing who’s gonna be the last bird standing we may wonder to ourselves uh i don’t know let’s find out see we’re whittling them down

Everything’s getting better now this is surely a good way of running everything look at this look how happy look how good everything is right we’ll just leave it at that let’s have a look at them to glitch glitch how are you oh glitch just hasn’t hit respawn uh

Okay we’re gonna go to maximus prime maximus prime’s doing fine maximus prime is strangely been lasting a very long time i just don’t like him i just don’t like what he stands for i don’t like the fact that he has access to all these apples and all this milk

And he’s just like constantly taking damage i don’t like that uh so there’s only two left how are you still alive well but i have no wings i’m scared look wolf caught i’ve literally knocked you off of a thing i killed your friend you have been the pet bird of two

Different people you’ve had the most illustrious time on this server and here you are now this is all you’ve been reduced to just a floor creature that’s all you are just a floor creature i’m still here i’m a survivor yeah okay you’re right look i don’t think i can bring it on myself

To have you kill follow me go don’t go yet okay come back no no freedom freedom go use your freedom your figurehead use the there we go which leaves me with this gentleman maximus prime i’m pretty sure you’re the one who killed biggie cheese you have

All of his stuff biggie cheese was a hero listen to me maximus prime you spent this entire time this entire server time thinking you were the boss you killed biggie cheese you’ve got this diamond armor well guess what you’ve met your [ __ ] maker there’s someone on this server that people are more scared

Of the new maximus prime and i’ll let you know who it is it’s [ __ ] me it’s me maximus prime i’m the person people are more scared of than you it’s over there’s only one winner of this entire situation it’s not even me it’s this [ __ ] right here round of applause everyone round of

Applause for the coolest bird the winner epic parrot epic parrot can we get some epic parrot i’m a bad owner i’m a bad owner chat i can’t i can’t i even the winner dies at my hand oh that owner hey uh sorry to take this on at the end

But last time we did one of these remember that the lab rat won we got 3.5 000 subscribers if we can beat that i’ll make sure to get a new one out really fast for you guys all right thank you