BIRTH to DEATH of a HACKER In Minecraft!

This is acmal she’s a hacker and this is her entire life from birth to death according to a family of master hackers she’ll learn how to hack her toys parrots and even use vr to break minecraft what is life like for a hacker hey be sure to like and subscribe thanks Chasey i think she’s opening her eyes oh she is oh look at her she’s so cute hey there little kiddo oh you are so cute our daughter athmo welcome to the world little one here’s your first hacking pad whoa wait don’t you think she’s a little too young for that

Of course not she was born for this okay if you say so are you ready to meet your new sister huh mommy daddy we ran out of chips she’s your new little sister of course but i never asked for a sister did you even read yet oh you two are asking way

Too much she’s just a baby it’s never too early for a hacker baby i thought we’d take her down to show her the uh you know oh that’ll be fun come on kiddo up seas watch your step watch your step right here’s something real cool and Oh welcome to mom and dad’s hacker base hey i thought this was supposed to be a secret wow is your sister you have to share all your secrets Anymore um i’m gonna hack this cramp over here i’m gonna hack it watch watch this she goes there she goes Good but as good as i was thinking uh yeah that’s right i think i’m the better daughter she’s just gonna make herself sick i think that means see i told you mom hey be nice to your sister well maybe she should try to be more useful like this oh that’s my girls Amazing hacker son i thought i i hacked their security cameras and solvents oh there we are hey [Applause] how’s it going hey guys how are you oh wait look look back they got a new one oh look at the latest bottle oh look how cute it is not as

Cute as our son of course no no never not a million years old i’m pretty cute yeah yeah we know we and we know yeah there’s you are oh you’re just so cute look at you so proud of our little son oh and look she’s got a

Little hacking tablet oh that’s so cute does she even know how to use it of course she can she’s my daughter after all oh is that so then well let’s see if she’s got any hacking skills have you figured out anything other than touching the screen

Come on show him what you can do come on okay no dad she’s just gonna mess it up all right what’s your dad um It’s a good start for you know someone who maybe was just born when arsenal was just born he could do way more than that yeah here ian if you show them show what they could do i i got my tablet and the toy yeah he was doing the seconds after

Being bored i made the choice but i can make that how long till he crashes what was that how long until he cracked this sort of code so proud of you ian best hacker ever okay honey we’ll buy you a new one don’t you watch it it’s empty

How about you buy us a new house while you’re at it but our son did we’ll have to buy him a new one yeah well just out here hold on and yep it should be arriving tomorrow i had to plant it vegetable or a fruit

I think it’s a tomato that’s what it is i’m going to hack and see what this is i will find out your secrets and when i do i’m going to have to do that i’m telling you she’s not ready yet i’m telling you it’s time she embarrass us in front of pierce and

Mac and their brat of a son hi mom hi dad i hate my vegetables don’t look under my butt yeah don’t look under my butt i ate my vegetables yeah well that’s good honey we should give her a br headset really she should have built her own by now she’s just a toddler

Wouldn’t hurt if we helped her along yeah dad i can do it kim invented her own hacking currency when she was a toddler i don’t know what she’s capable of unless we let her spread her wings i have wings can i fly can i fly can i fly maybe when you’re older never

Jump on the table see if i can fly one two three it’ll work that’s just gonna crack her head and her tablet well you know what fine this is a vr headset use this to access the vr world and um i get to upgrade my hacking powers if i

Pass the tests right yeah if you pass the test how does it work what do i do first you press the button pressing the button where am i whoa this is so cool i think this is a puzzle all right i can hack my way through here with my mind i

Think what i gotta do is get that red part over this red part but how am i gonna do that let’s find out if i do something this oh that’s not gonna work at all that’s not even in the right spot no no i gotta

Be smart think think oh wait a minute i see the path i think i know how to do this let’s go right there and there and here Okay all right let’s see let’s go inside and oh the virtual world hacker blasting is activated i got a new skill i’ll be able to use this in real life oh this is gonna be the best thing ever Whoa there’s a lot of them here oh no there’s a baby one hey you know It’s gonna keep running let’s keep running and don’t worry i’ve got this i’ve got this chair something in this house Anyone can do that that’s baby stuff all right Okay i’m gonna go to my room just to like hang out and be by myself for a little bit huh wait where’s all my stuff upside down my laptop my router my internet i’m dead everything is upside down in my room and i don’t know what somebody

Somebody hacked me someone was evil who did this hey nerd nerd yeah everyone knows that all hackers are nerds yes but that’s because we’re smart oh yeah i bet you couldn’t hack anything cool watch this huh watch what good thing i hacked myself out of that that that’s a cheap trick yeah well

You’re a cheap trick because you’re the one who made my room all upside down and i can’t use the internet well instead of using the internet i think you need some more time with nature i can’t believe you’ve done this get over here this kid is just the worst dude get over here

He’s hacking trees how could he do this Am i over here or am i over here why are you getting hey i see you i’m using my hat to find you guys no no you don’t i’m i’m totally not oh no what are you doing this yeah i need to take off your fat eggs why are you punching yourself huh

Why are you You’re not supposed to see me hey too bad i see you and i made you uninvisible that’s how good of a hacker i am are you oh whatever i’ll have my revenge someday okay finish my hacking homework for today i should be good look at all of

This my parents face is so cool um oh i better go see kim see what she’s up to kim big sister cam huh oh hey uh what’s up oh not much just uh wow your room is so cool i can never get over it um what are you oh it’s pretty

Neat i think that purple is my color oh well i don’t say purple is per se your color but what about green green would look better on you purple might be totally my color all right if you say so but hey check out my latest invention it’s a vr headset wow

That looks just like mine no it’s nothing like yours i invented this one so it’s better okay well who asked you anyway you you did you shut up don’t forget me i’m never wrong you’re wrong get out of my room i’m extremely busy being smart inventing more color stuff than you bye bye

Thank you have a cool outfit too i’m sure i can huh what is he doing again oh my gosh he’s always up to something out there why isn’t it working hey what are you up to nothing leave me alone nemesis um are you trying to hack the fountain for like lava or something

No definitely not you know what i can probably help you a little bit i have this and i can I always have to teleport out of there and hug myself stop it no i’m trying to make a giant chocolate fountain i mean give it a shot why not maybe like this whoa oh my love is gone something happened something happened uh i don’t know if that’s good come

No that’s not chocolate ian that looks bad fine i’ll i’ll i’ll stop it i’ll block it maybe um something like this oh what did you do to the hub i didn’t do anything this was ian you have been making a mess of everything since you’ve

Been in your crib and now in spite of your family you do this you were grounded little missy go to your room you can’t tell me to go to my room cause i was already going oh my daughter is a disappointment he never trusts me no stay here can’t believe how mean

Eureka i’ve done it now just to test it just gotta push this button oh wow my room What are you guys doing here hey sweetie how you doing today with us you guys can’t be here yeah enjoy a wonderful meal of martin this is my house why are you guys here oh silly we’re your parents yeah what do you mean this is our house

What don’t you get you aren’t my parents what’s happening little one wait a minute this is a symbol this so someone hacked my parents you guys aren’t my parents what do you mean you need to settle down maybe go back up to your room and stay there no no no no no

No i’m gonna stay over here um you got no no no no you should come you should definitely stay in the house and stay home with us right you should stay home come on just stay home come on stay home go back inside back inside back inside where are you

Going i’m getting out of here this is where this is what’s happening this might be a bad dream or something something happened hello who’s here mom can i have another cake yeah sure honey here you go [Applause] you make us so The proud little hacker you have never disappointed us i i’m your daughter why are you acting weird or not ian’s our best little son you could always hack her into the family what’s happening wait where are you going i’m getting out of here you should come home home

I got close to the side this is vr i’m how did i get in vr i don’t know how this happened this is vr that must mean that there’s some site there’s gotta be like a like a like a exit this yes there’s an exit code i know it if i just

Find the exit code i should be able to get out of here or at least get some new powers or something all right i gotta get past my parents quietly get out of here this is how it’s meant to be okay if i just check the walls there

Should be an exit code somewhere it’s gotta be here somewhere yes i knew it i found the matrix all right oh no this is this is the programmer’s code okay i just gotta i gotta see if i can solve a puzzle i just gotta find a way to get out of

Here there must be another back wall oh there you are i’ve had a change of heart i’m gonna free you from the vr world okay so we are stuck in a vr world yeah it was my bad um we can talk about it later quick i know the password to

The secret exit all we gotta do is just get there okay okay all right let’s go where is it it’s uh on the other side of the hub safety measures you know you just gotta be careful okay right be super careful this world is pretty

Messed up i know did you see that that their parents are not oh no oh no um where did you beg you to you should be at home yeah why aren’t you not at home oh the creeper watch out i guess i should have chosen a stronger password the bombs

Have taken over what again is it password is your password just pop up well actually whoa that works just shoot him yeah got it got it cam damn where’d you go oh no did she get half the other matrix again why don’t the programmers go oh they’re already as i glitched out there

I’m here i got you look i got budwei you’re awesome we can do this yeah where are we going yes it worked cam we’re back we’re about wait wait wait wait what what are we do we grow up what happened well i guess they thought if we were taller bigger

I don’t know we’d be smarter maybe wait wait so he in order to make us smarter we have to grow up what no i want to be a kid again yeah i guess something like that but hey they’re our parents so we gotta go save them you’re right you’re

Right let’s go come on oh but we gotta get ian out of the house oh no he has a hacker secret face too doesn’t he just like mom and dad did i’m sure he does well i think ian likes gold oh what a coincidence i have gold what give me

Give me give me give me one okay here i’ll give you some here you you call the distraction and and and now i’ll go inside okay and then you sneak in okay got it ready go go Oh do you hear footsteps huh get here i gotta find the section [Applause] oh no it didn’t work i can’t hop through this door something something that i can just there you are if i pull the wrong lever you guys will explode won’t you i don’t want to think

About how this could be programmed uh just use your hacking powers all right we believe in you i’ll pick the right one i’ll use the power of oh i always believed in you i’m proud of you oh guys it’s okay let’s get you out of here um you know what i’m gonna do

What what are you doing i’m gonna put that in there there we go all right that’s what you get for betraying me ian because you double betrayed me i’m gonna trouble portray you now you have my parents in there how could you do that yeah get what you deserve all right

You left my parents and some gold in there i can’t believe you did that huh wait what what was that there’s some gold in there oh yeah so definitely you should go and check it out but but your parents are still in there too right yes

I was gonna go take a look at this don’t worry i’ll save you from inside the prison don’t worry gold that’s a good goal now we just gotta get wait a minute [Applause] [Laughter] gg daughter oh gg indeed good game man see you later all right let’s get out of here you know i’m happy to have a sister you’re the best half mouth oh you too oh look at this oh this must be like a giant pile of gold on fire crazy hacker

Skill to do this um it could only mean that ian was defeated which thank you thank you so much we’re very proud of you that pal i’m so proud of you athmo i wish you were our daughter yeah our our kid’s a jerk honestly wow well too bad cause she’s ours oh hours

And hours alone no i’m gonna go give him a hug or something i’m gonna see you later it’s okay gold you will betray me will you at what you wanna hug