BIRTH to DEATH of a YOUTUBER in Minecraft!

So what you’re meaning to tell me is that you guys literally adopted me we sure did are you serious we saw you and you look like a little cutie so oh and also what outfits are you guys wearing again we just came from the hospital son we’re doctors the hospital wait oh you

Guys are doctors yup doesn’t that take like super long to get through it sure does and it’s a lot of hard work oh my gosh well good thing I’m never gonna be a doctor I really don’t want to do that yeah we have a lot of money but we still

Live in this cheap house you call this a cheap house yeah this chair is so rickety I’ve been meaning to throw it away for years this place is awesome I’ve never lived in a house before well yeah I mean this is probably your first house right since you’re a baby yeah

Obviously what are those tomatoes on the counter oh oh they’re grapefruit but you can have them grapefruits I’ve never had one of those before they kind of oh they’re kind of sour oh he doesn’t like grapefruit they’re very healthy for you can I have something else please what do

We have do we have any baby food I’m not a baby I don’t want baby food okay what would you like I understand perfect English Okay I want that’s not very healthy give me pizza according to my doctor specifics Pizza is not good for children what yeah

Especially at your age yeah you need protein to grow not some greasy food you guys are treating me like a child I don’t even know what protein is you are a child now it’s nap time hey put me down I’m not a child okay fine I guess I am kind of tired

Look at your room we have you a king-sized bed just for you this is not a king size you just lied to me didn’t you why are you being so unappreciative son no I’m not okay fine I’ll sleep here but wait is this supposed to be my desk

Yeah do you like your computer this is not a good computer I need like a full gaming setup with the GTX 3070 whatever that means I’m used to using the big Dell white box computers that work no those are super slow guys I need a gaming computer oh my gosh where are

They going no can do ah you know what fine I guess I’ll just sleep the night away it’s not even nighttime outside how do they expect me to take a nap okay you know what maybe while they’re gone I could just check out what’s in this chest there must be gaming supplies in

Here please oh nothing are you serious this place is so boring they don’t even keep any games just a bunch of books in this boring desk okay you know what maybe they have some more stuff in here like maybe more food for me to eat please no not even that are you serious

Oh my gosh this is ridiculous okay you know what if there’s nothing in here I’m sneaking out oh wait this is the computer that he talks about this is so lame you know know what I’m getting out of here can I sneak through this window I can holy smokes okay hopefully they

Don’t notice I’m gone I’m going to explore wait I think I could see them through this window uh sweetie don’t you want them to be a doctor yeah I think he could do it he’s just young and doesn’t really know what he’s doing yet a doctor

You know if we use these handbooks I’m sure he’ll learn we just have to study him to the Bone ew handbook s yeah we’ve just got to make it interesting for him so he likes it that is disgusting I’m never gonna be a doctor I can’t believe

They want me to do that hang on did we let the dog out what’s all that movement out there oh gosh I think he saw something I’m gonna go check it out oh geez I need to get out of here before he sees me I brought egg come here puppy no

No no no no oh my God I’m so out of breath wait where am I what is this place I’ve never been to a place like this it looks like some sort of park or I don’t know some picnic area yeah I can’t even reach Above This fence gosh this is ridiculous

They really need to make this accessible to Short People gosh wait a second who is that sleep and why is he holding a camera oh welcome guys to my next video hopefully this will get a lot of subscribers hello hello hello what is he recording a YouTube video right here we

Have the wild playground I’m gonna give this park a five-star rating now let’s head on to the next Park oh hello oh gosh we have a wild kid whoa whoa what are you doing oh hello are you a subscriber of mine a subscriber do you want my signature no I don’t even know

Who you are you don’t know me no sleep I’ve never heard of that before I am the YouTuber asleep okay I kind of figured you were holding a camera and what video were you making I was recording one versus Five Star Parks really how many subscribers do you have 30 minutes

Subscribers 30 million yeah I thought you were a fan of Me no but I do have an offer for you sure kid you see I’m an upcoming YouTuber right now I have zero subscribers but I’m probably gonna have like 50 million so if you want you can

Make a video with me in it uh I’m not so sure about that sorry kid what do you mean everyone would want to record with me sorry I don’t do collapse the smaller YouTubers but I’m gonna be big in like no time I just need that little boost

You know yeah that’s what they all say can you at least be my first subscriber or something I really want to start a YouTube channel duh kid I don’t know okay okay okay fine you don’t have to make a video with me but I kind of have

Some questions okay I could answer some questions ask ahead so what’s it like doing YouTube um it’s the most exhilarating thing you’ll ever experience look at this really what spot for the camera spot for the camera uh cheese hello did you get the picture uh give me one second did

You take it ah yes kid here do you want to see it yes let me see oh my gosh what that’s actually such a good photo of me I’m definitely posting that online I need to make you my profile picture on everything and if you upload videos you

Can get your it’s all over the Internet and become world without famous oh my gosh okay well I kind of have a second question now okay go how do you actually grow on YouTube you upload good videos of course upload good videos but how do I know what’s good and what’s not I

Don’t know you’ll just have to experiment and figure it out okay I’m feeling inspired do you think I should start a channel um I think it’s worth a shot really yeah if you want to become a millionaire like me a millionaire does that mean that he has a lot of

Girlfriends he probably has like a million of them okay thank you sleep I’m gonna go home and record my first video bye good luck see ya and I’m gonna frame this picture it’s such a good photo of me he definitely got all my angles all right let’s go okay mom okay Dad I

Finished cleaning my room do I get my allowance now all right just give him a couple dollars all right are you sure he deserves it come on come on I want it I want it oh okay okay okay here you go let’s go I think I finally haven’t the

Room is spotless so good job buddy yes and I’ll be right back one sec where are you going oh nothing Dad I’m just going to get the rest of my diamonds I have so many saved up now and with this I could definitely buy a camera for myself holy

Smokes hey at least you’re pretty smart with your money buddy yeah of course I’ve been saving for like a year now I’m proud of you and you know why some YouTuber at the park told me to start my YouTube channel so I think I’m gonna pursue it a YouTuber shouldn’t you like

Pursue I don’t know buying nurse books what no way I’m gonna become a YouTuber and I’m gonna be huge um our son is lost I’m gonna make so much buddy it’s okay this is just his teenagers you’ll understand okay I’m going by the camera I’ll see you guys

Later goodbye all right be safe buddy I’m so excited I’m so excited holy smokes man I can do so many things with the camera I can take pictures I can take videos I could upload them to YouTube I can create my own content holy smokes the possibilities are endless I

Can literally do anything I want maybe I’ll even have enough saved up for something oh oh gosh you kind of scared me yo what’s good not much what’s your name uh I don’t really disclose my name him oh geez okay well anyways I’m just going to buy a camera right now from the

Store well I used to be a tick tocker I have this old camera that I’m selling a tick tocker yeah what is that oh don’t worry about it kid oh okay well where’d you get that camera from did you get it from block buy probably it’s been so

Long but it’s a good camera I’ll sell it to you wait really you’ll sell that one to me yeah a stack of diamonds that’s it so I just saved up all these diamonds for nothing sure kid holy smokes okay deal you got a deal I think it’s awesome I could see you

With like a camera view yeah also I don’t have the charger for it so good luck wait what wait hey excuse me how am I gonna charge it then sure oh my gosh okay you know what at least you saw me the camera for only a stack of diamonds

I could just easily get more cables myself but this is so awesome I could live my life through film now I better head to the park to meet up with Nico Nico Nico you’re already here yeah I’ve been here already guess what I got the camera I was talking about oh you did

Let’s go look at it wow that is so cool wait it’s about the camera oh okay I’m smiling did you take the photo yeah let me see oh my gosh I love taking photos myself it feels like a selfie okay but anyways do you want to record a YouTube

Video with me yeah let’s do it okay you gotta record me I have a good idea for our first one okay sure okay give me one second I just need to find a way to climb on top of these leaves okay okay I’m gonna have to break this part oh

Gosh wait I fell one sec Nico right here we have a wild cache in his natural territory oh wait you’re already recording yes okay I just need to get up here so give me a sec I need to do my trick for the audience I just gotta come

On no no oh ouch I fell again how do you keep fat I don’t know this is super hard I just need oh wait no oh I thought I got it um oh my God you were hilarious about putting that to YouTube don’t get so

Many views wait what I didn’t even do my trick yet yeah but that’s the whole concept it’s a film video oh my gosh so is it like a fail compilation yep am I a genius or a genius that is pretty genius how many Subs do you think we’re gonna

Get from that probably like a million I hope so should I check my sub count yeah check it check it okay Nico it just says zero are you serious I swear I swear me too we could have at least got wait Nico I got one subscriber wait

What I know right I think it was from the video we posted oh my gosh I know I hope it’s not just my mom or something wait Nico it just updated wait wait we have 54 and Counting 60. look it’s going up oh my God a hundred

Oh my gosh I think we’re officially YouTubers look at this what it’s rapidly growing oh my gosh this is so awesome these guys over here are weird I know do you know those girls we’re talking about YouTube you have no subs probably excuse me I actually have a hundred Subs only a

Hundred let’s jump change I actually have 1 000 subscribers guess what you’ll never beat me what yeah it’s our DIY channel DIY what does that even mean do it yourself I bet you don’t even film Vlogs loser yes we just did we just filmed a fail compilation fail

Compilations get no views nowadays bro yeah yes they do yeah I sound like you’re like a million views the other day yeah me too it was probably from a YouTuber with million subscribers ah yeah it kind of was it was from daily dose of Minecraft oh yeah oh geez yeah

You guys are irrelevant no word what is that what does irrelevant mean I think that means not popular what I am so popular whatever we’re getting out of here yeah let’s go those girls are so mean they’re acting rude just because they have more subs than us yeah but I think this is

Gonna start my villain Arc what does that mean that means I’m gonna get revenge I think I’m the biggest YouTuber in the world oh geez Nico I’m with you I say we become super huge let’s do it yeah let’s go record another video what do you say I agree and something that

Has to be popular for our audience because we already have 280 subscribers something that has to be the best idea yeah we got to get a ton of comments and I adjust the idea follow me okay um Nico why’d you take me here oh we gotta build

A parkour course oh okay you want to film a parkour video yeah I heard those do really good here take some blocks and then take a pickaxe so okay sure wait what do I do with the pickaxe we gotta make the parkour course first oh okay I

See what you mean okay keep building and I’ll just break the blocks under okay got it ah these jumps seem kind of hard to be honest oh geez Nico you got it yeah I’m doing it okay I’m breaking the blocks underneath wait I want to start

Placing the blocks now you do okay I’ll break the blocks okay here let’s see I think after this jump we’ll go all the way out here and we’re gonna make it a super far jump like this and then we’ll make it go all the way up here and I’m

Nico do you have ladders ah not really Nico get some ladders I’m gonna need it for this Nico there’s a little birdie get it on camera get it on camera got the camera around one second I do I’m adding it to the Vlog look at this

Little camera we found hey is the bird talking to me don’t put me on camera I’m getting it he’s talking to me hey I was wondering if you guys needed help oh wait really with the parkour course yeah since I can fly oh yeah that would actually be super helpful do you have

Any ladders that we could use ladders yes no oh then um what are you useful for I can do this wow we could build for us okay oh my gosh okay bring them up here Nico I need to place him on this part okay I’m coming bird do you happen to have

Any slime blocks maybe I stole this from my friend but use it wisely wait really oh my God that’s so many slime blocks okay that’s probably perfect thank you oh toss them over Nico okay now we just gotta place a ladder like this and then

One on the side and then we have to go around the entire thing okay okay let’s do it oh gosh we both fell you have to make sure to get it first try because on camera no one wants to see it fail oh yeah true okay then we place this one

And then this one and I think that’s the last one perfect and look the bird even created a parkour for us let’s go okay I think after that we’re gonna go over here and play slime blocks and then it’ll Loop all the way back to the first

Jump like that okay Nico are you ready to go on camera I thought I was recording you hey hey hey I actually get this on camera it’ll give millions of views oh okay I’m watching oh my gosh it’s a burger how is he doing that

Oh geez I don’t think he knows how to do a Neo jump I got you little guy again watch out Nico you oh oh geez hey I could just fly anyway oh I forgot about that what’s that oh gosh Nico versus parrot who’s gonna win no me me oh my gosh sorry Perry

‘s in the lead now but he hasn’t uploaded in days and he makes it all the way to the start whoa Nico I think parrot won he’s definitely better than you yep I think so too now you have to do the fall of Doom what are you doing with that but put him

Down think oh no oh oh geez a parrot why did you do that dude it’s for Content bro oh whoa wait what where’d you just come from uh I don’t know this guy okay oh well I guess thanks for being in our video parrot even though you kind of

Discombobulated Nico yeah oh you’re welcome hi wait I have one last question do you have a podcast oh gosh he already left oh gosh well anyways cash up with that video okay I’m uploading it yeah I know that one’s gonna be a hate that okay I’m gonna be honest I don’t really

Know how to upload videos oh you don’t can you do it for me sure I don’t know how to use that thing oh wait I still have this image of me too this is such a good selfie I’m keeping this forever did you upload it yeah it should be

Uploaded how many views is it getting uh I don’t know pull up your sub count no okay let’s see wait I’m at 282 now whoa you did a lot from that last video I know wait 294 look it’s going up 300. we should do a 300 subscriber

Special you think so yeah of course Nico wait we just hit 400. we should do a 400 subscriber special I know right wait we just said 500. oh my gosh are you thinking what I’m thinking I think we’re boy 500 subscriber special yeah oh but I

Think by the time it comes out we’re already gonna be at 600. oh yeah wait that’s crazy should we just make a 1 million subscriber special in advance yeah I think so okay let’s do that come on okay Nico I’m recording okay thank you for all our fans we have officially

Reached 1 billion subscribers well actually not at the date of this recording but whatever yep we’re pre-recording this and to celebrate this we’re gonna visit the haunted house wait what Nico that wasn’t part of the plan and stay overnight for 24 hours whoa whoa Nico I never agreed to this come on

Guys hey wait pull me down oh gosh Nico I’m really not sure about this house cash just trust the process gosh oh why would we explore a haunted house that’s so much baloney because then we could maybe even get a million subscribers oh gosh that you guys better hit subscribe

If we do this yep subscribe to the next three seconds if you want us to open this door no Nico we’re not doing one of those remember oh yeah that’s just a YouTube short wait what happens if I ring the doorbell oh oh yes I guess

We’re just going in then okay guys the timer Starts Now 24 hours are you serious but what if we see something in here about it gosh why are you being so worried uh can I turn off the camera for a second I sure pull up my camera no no

Put it down for a second Nico oh okay sure listen I really don’t want to do this I’m kind of terrified by haunted houses what do you mean they’re fine they’re a certain wheel anyways are you sure yes sir okay fine I’ll turn the camera back on again then yeah I’ll turn

My camera on too what if I see something I promise I’m leaving yeah you won’t see anything that I promise uh okay fine I guess I believe you Nico wait look at this okay viewers we’re in the Exquisite Haunted Mansion it’s been haunted for years the glass is broken was that

Broken before oh gosh I see wait what did you hear that cash why did you say that I thought you said there was no Nico what is that big oh my gosh get out of here oh he’s attacking me got it on camera let’s go Randy the challenge for safety reasons guys I’m

Getting out of here don’t work 24 hours in there oh boy gosh and that concludes our 1 billion subscribers special thank you okay let’s just go back to my house I’ve had enough of this oh my gosh it’s gonna do so good on YouTube I’m

Uploading it cash oh my gosh I think my heart was beating a million miles a minute yeah I beat you but this is gonna gosh let’s just go back to my room come on okay hey where have you been all day hey Dad what what we were just out

Recording a video go to your room what do you mean recording videos Again Come On Son hey Nico we need you to leave buddy what wait no I need to talk yeah this is getting blew up on YouTube oh my gosh come on buddy you guys can hang out tomorrow

Yeah he’s my best friend I need to make YouTube videos with him listen buddy go to your room and study all right I can’t study without my business partner you have a test tomorrow now give me that camera no no I’m uploading this video first

No no I don’t want you I don’t want to I want to record this video Don’t make me count to three give me that camera no get away from me one don’t count to three don’t do that don’t do that fine take it uh I hate when you count to

Three like that and that’s how it’s done all right now it’s going in the trash no uh why yeah study oh my gosh I hate studying though I don’t want to be a doctor I want to be a YouTuber college is so boring just a bunch of blah blah

Wait I hear where did that come from Nico what are you doing here Dash our video is blowing up wait really yes take yourself out oh okay what I have 280 000 it’s growing fast actually in a million subscribers oh my gosh my parents don’t believe me though

They just want me to keep studying oh my gosh just wait till you get that point to get that check oh my gosh uh oh thanks for letting me know Nico holy smokes I guess people really do like haunted houses don’t check it for the

Rest of the night I didn’t check it when you wake up and you’ll be surprised oh okay well see you Nico don’t jeez I can’t even go to sleep I have to study or maybe I could just pretend like I studied here I’ll just put this picture

Right here and pretend like that’s my homework and I’m just gonna take a nap good night son oh um hello parents what’s up are you done studying yeah I did that last night the homework’s on the table ah perfect so proud of you yeah you’re welcome you

Know what I think you deserve a break really yeah plus your friend is knocking on our door oh wait really is that Nico oh gosh Nico I’m coming hello job what what is it okay uh hi Mr Goodbye Oh wait why did you just slam

The door on my Dad wait what’s going on no reason look at your sub counter look at my sub count what’s one oh my gosh are we about to hit a million yeah yeah I know what holy smokes wait did our video really blow up that much I

Think so oh my gosh I guess people really do like haunted houses Jesus we should definitely make a sequel to that one day I think we should okay I say we celebrate by going to the beach what do you say Nico agreed Nico do you ever wonder how much money’s YouTube pays I

Don’t know I’ve never even got a YouTube check before yeah oh hey hello are you cash yes I am well who are you hang on um I have a special check for you both wait a check like as in money yeah like for your YouTube channel wait really

We’re already getting paid wait wait wait wait what whoa whoa whoa 32 Diamonds the rest of it should be in your new house right next to you wait my new house yeah wait you’re not talking about that Mansion are you yeah YouTube gave it to you specifically for hitting

A million subscribers that fast wait we hit a million oh my gosh Nico look at the sub count [Applause] is this a reward this is the best day ever let’s go thank you Mr delivery man now enjoy yourselves and keep those videos coming God we will Nico we could

Record so much stuff here like diving into the pool and going into the backyard I’m recording okay hello guys thank you for a million subscribers and this is our 1 million sub Speckles wait speckle what do you mean easy oh special yeah let’s show them around Nico come on

Okay okay and without you guys we would not have been able to get this so um thank you and all that stuff blah blah blah thank you okay over here you can see our new kitchen in our living room oh this is First Impressions we’ve never

Been here before and Nico put me on camera we’re gonna take you guys out to the backyard are you ready to see it yeah let’s go all right Nico you still recording yep I’m still recording here is our backyard we have our very own oh gosh Nico

Oh my gosh it’s them what do you two want again because you’re famous yeah we saw your videos you saw our video which video did you see all of them can we be in a video please you guys were making fun of us in the beginning because we didn’t have any subs yeah

Matter I mean you’re kind of cute too what hey no what hey I don’t want this you guys were being super really beginning and now that we have money and Subs now you’re acting all nice oh come on video together I say we do a boat race with them okay I

Have an idea if you guys can beat us in a boat race then we’ll do a collab with you TV we had to do this okay girly let’s do it okay but you have to let me and Nico test the waters real quick so wait here and we’ll be right back come

On Nico all right get in I have a good idea okay where are we going we’re gonna set a trap for them to fall into and then we have to get it on video that’s genius we’re gonna call it the Gold Miner prank whoa because I think that’s

What you call people like that I think you call them gold miners oh yeah I think that’s a term okay Nico what do you say we pranked them with I say we just add a hole right here I have an even better idea why’d you just whistle

Oh it’s because I got my little friend here what’s up Jerry oh gosh hi and he is going to attack the girls right Jerry yeah okay and we’re gonna get it all in video come on Nico let’s go back to the start okay I’m recording for the behind

The scenes okay yeah just wait here Jerry we’ll be right back okay hello camera okay guys we’re back and we’re ready to start the race yep oh let’s go you guys are gonna get smoked yeah we’ll see about that Nico you ready to start recording oh wait they started without

Us they started without us come on oh I’m spinning out I think I’ll get the camera ready they’re behind us there’s no way they’re gonna win this come on come on come on let’s go where’s Jerry oh there he is Jerry they’re coming up behind us there isn’t okay now we wait ah

Look they’re getting this to the spider oh my gosh this is so hilarious are you getting it all Nico that’s what you get for being gold miners right here we go this is so pathetic and that’s how you prank a gold miner thank you guys for watching and seen I’m uploading that

Let’s see how many subscribers we get that was a cinematic Masterpiece what do you think agreed okay Nico how long has the video been out for I would say like a few minutes oh okay so let’s check the sub count oh my gosh Nico what check the

Sub count wait 10 million we had 10 million subscribers I think we get the diamond play button now and it was all thanks to you Jerry thank you you were an awesome actor and Nico what I see we go back to our new house and we enjoy the money agree

Oh if you want to watch more now and also subscribe subscribe bye guys