BITTEN by a VAMPIRE In Minecraft!

Working inside this coffin is a minecraft vampire so me and my friends will not open that coffin right right now has been bitten by a vampire but none of her friends know now i need to keep this power a secret from everyone because they’re definitely afraid of vampires

Will my vampire secret get out let’s find out be sure to bite and subscribe uh i mean like thanks can’t believe i did this stupid dumb dare there’s definitely no vampires in this forest all right there’s no vampires in this mod nobody put in the vampire mod i i think uh

You know what i should be fine as long who’s there hello oh there’s no vampires right they don’t exist did you have a stick here for me okay it’s fine hello go away whatever’s getting closer to me oh it sucks nice okay well maybe i’ll just just get out of here I’ve got you now i’m going to suck your blood oh hey ian what do you mean hey ian i’m a vampire no you’re nuts no i am i’ve got my wings i’m hanging upside down i’m going to drink your blood go ahead and bite my neck then if you’re a vampire um

Actually you know what on second thought i’m uh counting my calories yeah and you can’t even count i am the cap On that what are you doing up there anyway you know i was i was getting ready to scare you i got myself fall up here don’t come any closer how did you get up there anyway very secure rope you okay bud i’m fine i’m fine i’m i’m the count i’m

Fine yeah right good costume though i know you’re trying to scare me fine i’m not actually a vampire let’s just get out of here oh are you scared no i just um i wait a minute um do you know how to get back to the hub um i mean with all this fog

Okay yeah we’re lost aren’t we yep uh-oh what oh no oh no now it’s gonna rain we gotta get us come on we gotta find some shelter okay no no no let’s just head back we don’t need shelter what are you scared of a little [Applause]

Come on look let’s go water ow come on let’s get out of here okay come on come on we gotta find some place yeah yeah the rain isn’t that bad but we could just you know head back and um look at that and look at it doesn’t that look creepy

Well you know i i’ve seen creepier i am a vampire after all we don’t get scared but you said that you weren’t I changed back i’m i’m totally a vampire whatever you know what if you are so brave i dare you to go into the house well you know what i would except i already dared you to be in the forest uh okay well then you know what i double dare you

Okay all right oh guess the the house is locked uh guess i’ll have to go find something else head back to the hub you know how about this i’ll open the door like this um hey you got the door open without that was a test just to make sure you know

How doors work um you passed okay good and see that if you’re really a vampire you wouldn’t have been able to get into this house because you weren’t invited in wait wait what what do you mean oh you know vampire rules um jokes on you this is uh

This this is my house yeah i don’t need permission but you already have a house in the hub yeah well this is my vampire house okay well then show me around give me the tour oh oh okay upstairs we probably have more rooms um that’s a balcony uh over here we have

Um a nice nice wall why are you scratching blooming what is this uh because it’s um my vampire coffin it’s mine this is screaming oh man look at my coffin there’s so all the dust and cobwebs on it yes nothing like that on it well not yet a a good vampire

Coffin should definitely have more cobwebs and some dust uh anyway i better go get those so why don’t you just stay here i’m gonna leave okay okay bye oh good it looks like my door hub owner arrived it’s a vampire i mean another vampire uh yes because i’m i’m one too

What are you doing here you’re more than invited um nice place i can leave though if you’re about to have dinner you know unless you want me to stay i mean you’re really cute but you know i can leave Uh okay not saying yeah i’m just gonna close this there we go perfect can’t open that oh he can open it yes this is really awkward but you know what that doesn’t mean you’re a vampire it was just it’s friends that were in here okay uh

Okay you know what how about you just say nothing if you’re really a regular human oh great i knew it seemed just brooding and totally normal now say nothing if you want to be my boyfriend and you won’t bite me you’re really quiet but you know what

You should do we should go for a nice walk out in the sun how about that i’ll leave first and you don’t follow i hate the sun finally some common crowd right right um what’s going what what’s on wait a minute oh wait what’s that how do i get here

Last thing i remember is wait a minute where are their bats in my house you guys are adorable actually look at you hanging upside down wait i gotta look in the mirror i gotta see if there’s something i gotta see if there’s a huh wait where can i see my reflection huh weird

Um wait you know what i just i can chat like this oh no it’s okay it’s okay wait a minute wait i can’t be a vampire can i um no that would be weird i mean i i i would be able to turn into a bad right Oh my gosh i can fly around oh i gotta close the store sorry buddy oh my god oh it’s so cute oh my gosh i am actually a vampire oh my gosh uh um what’s going on how did you get here and how about you’ve got bats everywhere oh

Them no they’re just chilling having fun i mean yes we’re spooky really weird weird what do you want ian what do i want you left me in the forest i had to get back here all by myself i left you you left me in the forest

Uh no that’s not how i remember it and wait a minute did that vampire bite you what no that’s super weird don’t worry i just got back really fast oh sure cause you’re super fast uh-huh that’s because you’re a vampire what yes i mean no no no no i’m not a vampire

I knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it and it takes one to know once and sorry because i’m a professional i’m a vampire you can’t tell me what to do all right oh yeah no you listen i’m telling you guys guys guys Um zane casey i passed a vampire i don’t have time to explain i gotta go tell everyone What was that all about yeah no nothing’s going on he’s just being weird this is totally normal regular human stuff all right so let’s go oh my gosh you know what let me just let me just go over here and uh wait are you okay uh yeah i’m just feeling a

Little you know feverish yeah nothing’s happening all right come on i am gonna be here i i have i have thinking that you wanna need lots of space to think so i gotta go stop telling everybody uh wait a minute huh what’s happening huh oh no oh no i’m adorable okay no okay

That’s fine it’s fine all right you guys hey you guys gotta keep my secret all right okay okay let’s see uh maybe if i use some uh fire resistance potion yes okay here we go let’s see let’s throw this on the floor and it should be able to work right i

Shouldn’t be able to get burned by the sun my resistance potion uh not burning anymore all right gotta stop being okay okay all right just gotta find ian to make sure he huh oh what’s going on cuz it’s almost ready calm down but i’m hungry down this is a competition i don’t want

To try it oh pretty good what’s going on here are you blabbing to people oh what no why would i do that only when i don’t have them just keep stirring just keep stirring okay okay okay okay so so now um i would like to uh hereby cordially uh

Officially invite you to the meatball eating contest why would i once do that i mean why wouldn’t you want to do that afraid of something uh no it’s just a waste of my time well there’s a prize it’s diamonds fine you know what take me to your meatballs everyone take your positions the

Meatball eating contest is about to begin about time as long as you’re not blabbing to people about things you know about what i don’t know what you’re talking about especially something i haven’t proven yet and okay so who’s ready to eat some delicious meatballs i am seiko oh

Sure on your mic get set meatballs [Applause] How’s everything tasting oh you know what this is a feel i don’t feel so good ian isn’t that oh why maybe it’s because of the extra garlic i put in this recipe are you okay i think i’m okay i just don’t feel so good all right everyone see everyone see

She’s a vampire she doesn’t like garlic what did you do did you poison her maybe i hate too fast so that means she’s vampire here pierce what wait i don’t feel so well either not not good imagine everyone No you’re just bad at cooking okay stop it Is for your own good jake vampire i have a snake i’m not afraid he is it’s not that kind of steak ian no no back away vampire i don’t like that look in your eyes fine you know what ian maybe i am a real vampire looking close at my jeep

Let’s see if you’re a real vampire now oh i’m glad i had the outfit already oh look at that uh you got an outfit i got to get me an outfit also you’re a real vampire just a quick heads up oh yeah uh you know i’m i’m i’m suddenly okay with that

I want to fly i want to fly coming back back i haven’t figured it out yet oh me there okay i’m still working on it but did it hurt uh oh not really i’m a little hungry though me too i didn’t even notice well guess we better

Eat the rest of the hub let’s go look we can’t okay why not we can all live forever oh okay i bit you but it’s just we’re in trouble we’re the ones who woke the vampire all right we can just eat some potatoes how about that potatoes

That i mean that does not sound appetizing as a vampire wait i have an idea uh did we really have to wait for you to change your outfit yes i wanted to be cool okay all right mine’s cooler how about this let’s go after the sheep that aren’t blue because

It looks like pierce might be attached to those okay yeah no way those other ones are his favorites all right uh you bite that one i bet this one you bite first i don’t want to bite you i’m sorry sheep don’t worry oh i hope you tasty oh wait what oh

Also i didn’t like the taste very much let me give it a try let me give it a try uh oh okay i didn’t expect this uh oh it’s all right friends time for eat valencia ricardo so powerful look at you go wait what are you two doing here hey

Um you know what it’s the funniest thing we tried to eat your sheep but they turned into bats yeah they won’t hurt anyone else don’t worry it’s an upgrade oh they’re hurting what How did you do that i have no idea but let’s get in here hurry up turn your butt get out of here drop the garlic Ian hey ian where’d you go oh nowhere just up in the sky because i’m a bad look i’m learning look look watch watch as i land look at watching you did it okay now what do we do what do we do we can take over the whole server we can

Take over the whole world you know what how about this we just go we just run into everyone’s houses calmly and just like bang into the windows a little bit you know and that’ll scare them i’ll spook them okay okay i see i see yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like watch this watch it’s very innocent ah that okay oh okay that’s not bad but watch this oh how you like your vegetables oh i don’t like veggies oh this is so much fun

Come on here this way this way this way okay now that we’ve pranked them really good how about this let’s rebuild their houses so then they’ll like us yeah i’m not gonna do that what what do you mean i i don’t need these people anymore i

Don’t need this hub anymore i am going to eat the entire server [Laughter] oh no oh no what have i done Oh great knowing him he’s probably made a mistake i made a mistake are you kidding me i made a small mistake oh small mistake did you eat the entire server what no no but i may have had a little snack attack and now everyone knows vampires are real

Well okay so you know i was blowing up pierce’s house and then he swatted at me with a flyswatter so i changed from being a bad to a human so i could swat him with the fly swatter and anyways he found out that i can change back through

Human and vampire and the whole thing nobody else knows you know what they won’t come after us they’ll probably just leave us alone all right bob let’s go take them down [Applause] is that pierce as a vampire hunter everyone knows vampires aren’t real oh they got tortures and pitchforks

Actually i’ve done a little bit of research ian look at you you’re like half bat right now i’m just a normal bat okay now you’re great great great you know what that’s um that’s great uh how about this whoa is that a vampire behind you giving away a hundred diamonds

Wait where where i am both impressed they’re also here where are they here where are you going [Applause] this is a nice place yeah i think this could be my new home is the king uh you mean our new home right yeah yeah whatever whatever i can’t believe pierce

Is gonna betray me like that i mean you did it his sheep and threatened the entire hub but yeah but other than that i did nothing he is such a bad friend look how about this maybe we become like fruit vampires okay where we eat some fruit not people okay

We can have some nice broccoli and bananas no yeah yeah oh yeah oh go no i have no interest in that uh and you don’t either because you don’t want to eat broccoli oh that’s true but i do like bananas you know what no no i’m not gonna do that

Nobody names i’m gonna teach those villagers a lesson and they aren’t gonna listen to me and you can’t do that no you’re bananas oh what what like you’re gonna stop me i’ll have you know i’ve learned more powers of the vampire you’re right ian i’ve learned so many powers but i remember what

I have well i have new bad powers come here i got bat wow yeah sorry we’re gonna have to clean up yeah we really are gonna have to clean up after this it ian i’m putting you back in the coffin what time out ian what do

You mean back i was never in the coffin there they are let’s do this spooky castle for some reason guys i’ve done it i’ve stopped the evil vampire i don’t want to be in here yeah i see that but but what about you you’re still a vampire right i’m the

Good vampire i stop this vampire right here see him in there look at you mister you’re in timeout hey hey look at me all right what your timeouts i don’t like timeout we’ve been acting bananas smart man is there such thing as a good vampire i i don’t know about this yes

There is maybe if you read up you would know that don’t worry guys as long as the sun doesn’t come up we will be fine well i guess that takes care of the evil vampire then um i’m still on fire excuse me