Bleaker – Exploring the SCARIEST Minecraft Map – Cheap House EP1

At this point I’m convinced I’m clinically insane or really just hate myself welcome everybody to cheap house another Minecraft horror map it is beginning to get dark here uh near me so the mood is being set perfectly God why do I keep doing this to myself wow Top tier music unfortunately we’re just gonna crank it down just the hair doesn’t look like it did much let’s go new game God help us all great just having a great time aren’t you happy hello so about that house do you still selling it and why so cheap

Yes yes I am still selling that house selling it cheap because I really need money now do not forget to take the flashlight with you there is no electricity and this is another reason why it’s cheap that’s me I will be there soon just need to find my glow stick

That’s the entire plot of Amityville or how Amityville got started they uh the family that moved in there they bought it because it was so cheap because they didn’t know that people had died in it holy crap I’m playing The Amityville Horror as a Minecraft map isn’t that great

What am I looking for looking for stuff possibly things hey anybody needs a voice actor for a Minecraft map please look me up I’m completely free I have no self-respect for myself and I’ll make a great product I can hit people with sultry tones if I need to

I’ve even got my DJ voice that’s obviously not my DJ voice I legitimately have a DJ voice I got a handwritten note from the president of our the company that I work for after I did announcements at a company picnic commending me for my fantastic uh fantastic DJ voice

What am I looking for a glow stick won’t take a washing machine oh interesting cleaning fish he’s a fisherman respectable cardboard boxes notes very good kitchen fittings I should take glow sticks with me right right glow sticks if I were a glow stick I didn’t I honestly didn’t notice like

The inspect text before glow stick glow stick glow stick I’m just gonna I’m just gonna click on everything let’s just click on everything we can’t miss if we don’t if we click on everything uh notes on walls that’s not slightly sketchy at all oh no I’m gonna have to do combat

Oh that’s kind of cool the lamp there mad respect mad respect I have already failed to find glow sticks damn I wonder how glow stick technology Works in whatever ERA this is oh lgsc team presents whoa that perspective shift okay I’m near the house the path should

Sadly there’s no Road for any vehicles but this house is isolated from the rest of the world exactly what I wanted sir have you never seen the plot to any horror movie ever my brother in Christ this is a bad idea I hope you die we’re functioning on horror movie logic

If I turn around and there’s a camera crew following me I’m gonna be pissed on path honestly so I’m in the middle of nowhere this this house is in the middle of bum nowhere and he doesn’t have a path paved for your car charge damn that is quite the house

That’s a really cool house ah so you arrived are we been waiting for you for so long and through you changed your mind well glad you did not and stop looking on me like I am the creepy guy sorry I really need the money and as you can see the house is closed

The gate is jammed I hope this does not scare you away how old is that house this house is older than me that’s for sure besides that I don’t really know sorry but hey this is another reason why it’s cheap so how do I get inside then

Go around the fence from the right side from there you can get inside the house the locks have long been rusted and broken so you’ll need to replace them very good as a homeowner this like ticks everything wrong with the house never buy never buy cheap

Well what you’re supposed to do is buy the crappiest house in the best neighborhood we’re not here for financial and life advice I have the small sheds in a deplorable State yeah yeah it is uh close gotta find another way um I thought I heard something following me oh

I’m walking on different materials okay I’m already freaking myself out and I’m not even in the house is the guy gone he’s still there the Bell is placed too high that is strange oh okay we’re not going in yet said on the right side of the house oh that’s not too bad looking

Well this isn’t so bad I just know a jump scare is coming and I don’t know if I’m mentally and emotionally prepared for this back away from the the music stopped um it’s kind of odd all the all the sound effects just stopped I don’t like the armor stance being here

I don’t like any of this I got goosebumps I got goosebumps Robin I don’t think I want the house anymore I don’t care how cheap it is I am resigned to my quiet existence never having purchased this neat uh uh nope can’t open the doors where might one find the basement

I need to place it on a oh God it’s a one-way trip Umbra basement is in very poor condition okay okay we’re leaving we are getting the who is this I don’t like this holy oh I really need to get out of there I don’t know if I want to leave

What the f uck oh God what the hell holy crap so monster in the basement I see why you got this at a deal man you can survive the basement house is super awesome hey on the bright side it comes with a roommate what in God’s name 21.

Yeah hey the house comes with a roommate you know he doesn’t pay rent or anything he just takes an arm and a leg he costs an arm and a leg I just missed out on a perfectly good joke there hello and welcome to the Umbra Corporation patient number 22. my name

Is Dr Joseph I am director of Humber Corporation and you the guy with no luck you know where you lived we tracked you down oh it was easy yeah and now you are property of Umbra Corporation very good go to hell let me out yeah relax breath slowly everything is okay nobody from

Your family will get hurt because they are all already dead unlike you we’ll fix that as soon as possible with my newest invention cool looks like we have to take our time with experiments me a favor and stay here you doctor and with that thank you all very much for watching and

I will see you all in the next episode