Getting bored of walls too i should find a new mini game october 2013 saw the game and i thought oh my god the [ __ ] is this so many op kits but i guess i play a game Horse tamers every game dominating winter all day long everybody’s kit’s the same because it is so damn strong but hey i can’t survive i get better pink here and to the hive teams and hackers everywhere but nobody plays blitz to be fair so i’ll keep on playing And get for his tame or six my horse is fast but stupid and i will call it brick toxicology just gets added with a level five stone sword keep going with a single dream that one day i’ll be leaderboards gonna join another map but i know it’s all in vain trying to Earn some coins but it’s not worth the pain got a long list of level sevens now i level kits i’ve gained keep getting rogan deathmatch that’s just the game hypixel gets a new host i will miss you 30 ping now it’s on the east coast but Now i only want one thing to get the youtube rank what the [ __ ] it’s 30k subs and i joined the elite team screaming crying horse users as we nerf their kit to bits don’t worry toxics next we’ll completely revamp let’s make it a whole new game while i Try and rise to fame i’ll make for myself a name when i’m done here this game will never be the same so i release my first montage become a rising star people blame my hit detection because of my five bar but it was the first of many and i buy a murtan People blame thorns constantly but i still make one again i name it unexpected later i really sly my personal favorite flawless is left and right but blitz has some new problems and this one’s pretty dumb only one map ever fills up why is it caleb remove calem and replace it with b2 But it’s still half the things people queue so many teams the forums explode so re-release and update team mode that was my last move and i leave the lead team people ask me why but i must follow my dreams i guess that marks the end of my whole nine month regime But i’m telling you the game is better off than it seems so that was blitz it’s been over a year nowadays there’s nothing but lots of diamond gear there’s five scouts in each round it’s getting quite insane i keep getting janitored but that’s just the game Video Information
This video, titled ‘”Blitz” – Parody of “Blank Space” (has swearing)’, was uploaded by Technoblade on 2015-06-16 18:00:30. It has garnered 4433509 views and 310251 likes. The duration of the video is 00:03:52 or 232 seconds.
1200000000 likes and i’ll make another song
because hot damn these things take a lot of work ;-;
This song is a parody of Blank Space by Taylor Swift. The song covers my timeline as a blitz player, from being a brand new player, to being the primary Blitz member of the Elite Team, and to the present, covering like, 15% of the issues Blitz has experienced over this time. Seriously, the song felt like it was way too long to record and way too short to write in enough about Blitz. fml
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lyrics: getting bored of Walls 2 I should find a new minigame October, 2013 saw the game and I thought oh my god the fuck is this so many op kits but I guess I’ll play a gaaaaaame Horse tamers, every game dominating winter all day long everybody’s kits the same because it is so damn strong but hey, I can survive I get better ping here, than to the Hive teams and hackers, everywhere but nobody plays blitz to be fair
So I’ll keep on playing and get horsetamer 6 My horse is fast but stupid and I will call it Brick Toxicologist gets added with a level 5 stone sword Keep going with a single dream that one day I’ll be leaderboards
Gonna join another map… but I know it’s all in vain Trying to earn some coins.. but it’s not worth the pain Got a long list of level 7s… no high level kits I’ve gained… keep getting rogue’d in deathmatch… but that’s just the game
Hypixel gets a new host I will miss you 30 ping now it’s on the east coast but now I only want one thing to get, the youtube rank what the fuck it’s 30k subs and I join the Elite teaaaaam screaming, crying, horse users as we nerf their kit to bits don’t worry- toxic’s next we’ll completely revamp blitz make it a whole new game while i try, and rise to fame I’ll make for, myself a name when I’m done here this game will never be the same
so I release my first montage become a rising star people blame my hit detection because of my 5 bar… but it was the first of many, and I buy armorer 10 people blame thorns constantly but I still make one again
I name it Unexpected later I release Life my personal favorite flawlesses left and right but Blitz has some new problems and this one’s pretty dumb only one map ever fills up … why is it Caelum?
remove caelum and replace it with v2 but it’s still half the things people queue so many teams the forums explode so we release an update: team mode
That was my last move, and I leave the Elite Team people ask me why but I must follow my dreams so I guess that marks the end of my whole 9 month regime but I’m telling you the game is better off than it seems
So that was Blitz it’s been over a year nowadays there’s nothing but lots of diamond gear There’s five scouts in each round it’s getting quite insane I keep getting janitored but that’s just the game
