Block Squad: Dungeons | Minecraft Animation (All Episodes)

Another beautiful day in the village um i don’t remember everything being on fire no doubt this is the work of the evil arch illager and his minions who the hell said that come on this village needs a hero uh we’re not gonna have to run around a whole bunch are we

Running around is all we’re gonna be doing now let’s go don’t worry villagers i’ll save you wait what the i can’t even get inside villagers are you in there oh man i want to dilute their stuff oh no a zombie what the hell in the daytime

Hmm okay i guess let’s go that way aha this is where your journey ends human now turn around and wow where’d you learn the shoot like that that’s terrifying what the for it is i i’m sorry who the artilator you know all-powerful corrupt leader of the land

Now bow to me fools yeah what makes you so special for i possess the orb of dominance once outcasted by my people for my wide skull i think yeah hold on can we talk about that thing for a sec like how do you even get through

Doorways quiet you will pay for it and are you like a baby that’s weird that’s it enough oh god wait why’d you stop i don’t know just thought maybe you’d slay us real quick nice work ooh he dropped firework arrows great because there aren’t enough fires already Alright let’s set up camp here just outside of town you were too late to save the villagers but don’t fret they still await your heroic arrival what that’s bogus i sprinted through that whole map and they’re just dead well this must be where we’re staying um no there’s a nice ass mansion right

There you guys can stay in this piece of crap i’m going inside hello anyone in here well it’s ours now whoa check out this chest how badass is that there’s got to be something cool inside it’s a fishing rod our heroes returned to their camp outside to brave the night

What no we’re staying here whose voice is that well that’s annoying i guess we’re just homeless bums why is that weird-ass sheep just up there looking at us ugh did you really drag us out to the creeper woods in the middle of the night we need to free the villagers being held

Captive plus i wanted to show off my new threads jeez look how many zombies there are wait why does he get a helmet excuse me coming through pardon hey there’s one of the villagers let’s free him he’s just sitting in that wooden box can he not just get out

They’re heavily guarded look at all those skeletons we’re going to have to sneak up on him hey guys save me please get them oh god how are we gonna kill all those skeletons well i don’t know if you knew this but you’ve had a huge block of tnt

Floating over your head for about 25 minutes thank you brave heroes now i will fight along your side with honor psych oh boy emeralds ow did you just headbutt me yeah dude helmet all right something tells me we’re gonna have a long night in creeper crypt well that lasted about five minutes can

We just free the last few villagers and get out of here oh god another skeleton your days of causing pain are over skeleton ow my face oh no i’m in a sticky web of emotion spiders well like all insects they’re actually helpful to our ecosystem let’s let them live and move on

Wait can’t you free me sorry you’re not a villager hey mobs catch oh man what a nice night you know i’m glad i came out for a walk in fresh air this is a new beginning michael all right the last few villagers should be right up here what the

Pork chop yep i freed the villagers i’m the hero now wait what about that one oh yeah i uh didn’t want to get near that one the eye patch i don’t know i thought maybe try to touch me or something well we’re out of tnt i don’t think

There’s any way we’re getting through there alive yeah i’m just gonna drink this shadow potion you guys have a good time i’ll see you seriously screw that guy don’t worry my time with those spiders will finally pay off spider pig is this really how we’re ending the episode Oh boy soggy swamp that’s you that’s what you sound like all the time come on we need to destroy all the brew these witches are making oh i hate witches heads up baby zombie Pork i’m as confused as you are all right be on the lookout for witches brew or any secret chest i feel like we haven’t found any we haven’t found any all we ever do is run through slashing at mobs maybe it’s time we stop and smell the mushrooms

Whoa i’ve never seen a purple mushroom before i’m keeping this oh uh is this your whoa clean up on aisle six we’re gonna have a lot more to clean up in a minute goodbye slime say hello to my poison blades hmm i seem to be creating more enemies oh

They’re so cute can we keep them All right there’s a brew destroy it anthony ah yes brings me back to my college days i really destroyed a lot of brew back then if you know what i’m saying come on another dungeon there should be one more cauldron we need to destroy you’re terrible at throwing things you know hey you

Get out of my dungeon this is your dungeon well no but i hang out in here a lot okay well that dungeon wasn’t great but it was better than that gross ass swamp now let’s see what awaits next oh it’s more swamp hey that must be the final cauldron

Finally i can kill something that won’t hit me back oh damn it oh god i’m gonna need a miracle to destroy this cauldron ah i’m low on health maybe this mushroom will heal me you have a specific potion for healing idiot whoa that mushroom turned him into a maniac

We did it we destroyed the cauldron great we can get out of here what the get off me All right we made it to pumpkin pasta pumpkin pastures this ruin was once a lush land of farming and agriculture only one village in this universe remains unspoiled you must warn the villagers there of the battle to come geez she’s right this place is devastated the villagers

They burnt my home took my wife and kids to make pumpkin spice lattes hmm that does sound good right about now we’ve gotta get to the final village to ring the bell to warn the villagers ring a bell what is this 2006 no no i’m just gonna post a tweet

Armored skeletons five o’clock hey there’s someone over there let’s slowly walk that way to see what’s going on nothing my venom glaive can’t handle what the what the heck is that it’s the souls of the skeletons we have the harvester book we’re harvesting their souls that’s dark i like that Oh well look at that that’s a cute little monument what what is it doing turning into magmar or something does this look like a library to you there’s the drawbridge the village should be just on the other side we need to lower that bridge so i can jump off of it

Oh god vindicators that would be a problem if i didn’t have my trusty golem kit lever number one and lever number two man this side of the village looks much better even the pumpkins are healthier hey you guys like crossfit hey that’s the bell don’t worry villagers once i ring this

Bell all of your problems will be oh god they’re closing in on us stan use the harvester book no this isn’t a library remember screw it i’ll handle it wow that was some sort of deadly soul sneeze bless you satan just in case they didn’t hear that i’ll blow my wind horn

It’s times like these i’m glad i don’t have ears you did it your bravery and swift action means the villagers will live to die on another day what no we don’t know they’re gonna die at a later time the villagers will be brutally murdered tortured for information did you stop it

Oh boy the redstone mines this is like our first official dungeon right we are one step closer to the archillager i’m gonna steal the orb of dominoes just think of all the pizza oh great we get to free more villagers here you go you’re free thank you heroes

But i’m actually just working here to pay off my student loans oh yes and if you can keep a secret we cannot there are whispered rumors the architecture is building something dreadful jeez that guy just kept talking hold on to your emeralds boys we’re in for a long night

Oh that reminds me need you to hold on to our emeralds and stuff you’re our own personal piggy bank my back can’t take this now let’s see where did i put my fishing rod aha think fast creeper oh run something tells me we’re not gonna make it out of here

Have some faith we’ve escaped death countless times it’s gonna take something pretty tough to take us down stupid minecart heads up we’ve got company oh god my bones all right i think this is the way out hey did you guys hear that oh god it’s a redstone golem oh god oh god oh

God oh god that’s lava told you we should have gone the cacti canyon first well we’re dead just gonna hide in here and hope i’m not crushed to death when he steps on you wait that’s it let me just aha my boots of swiftness great we can sprint to our death even faster

Good luck catching me now big boy rapid fire huh i guess it was just a bunch of emeralds we did it but the rumors were true the illegals are building something dreadful in these mines it’s safe to come out now let’s keep moving forward we’ve still

Got a long way to go just gonna put these emeralds in here come on All right guys the desert temple’s got to be around here somewhere remind me why we need to find this stupid temple the argeliger is using it to summon the army of the undead just how i like my zombies nice and slow huh this one’s a tough one hey get back here old man

You’ll never catch me sonny freaking boomers man whoa check it out it’s a beacon hmm i wonder how we activate it i wonder thank you sorry mr cow but i need health and i don’t want to waste a cool down with my potion i understand have your way with me

Hmm apple cow i think it’s pretty obvious that was an apple cow yes all right we need to open this gate uh judging by what’s on the other side of that thing we might just want to keep that gate closed aha the golden key let’s name him goldilocks since he’s

Gold and he opens locks you guys just don’t know good humor come on line up hey good to see you goodbye you know i’m not sure how much longer this killing is going to be fun for baby zombie oh man that was great prepare for an ambush of my deadliest mobs

Oh man i can’t believe it i’m part of the group wait no what is he doing here you know i really expected that to be a bit more climatic anyways i’ll see ya we did it we found the desert temple who knows the truths and treasures await us inside

Oh man i’m gonna miss the warm breeze palm trees even the cactuses um that’s a creeper okay let’s get the hell inside all right stay on high alert there’s a lot of undead enemies wandering this temple oh what do you know there’s one literally standing directly in our path

That’s right and you’ll never destroy the enchanted staff of the nameless one hey uh should this guy be giving away all this information nameless one yes the powerful ruler of the nameless kingdom good luck getting to the secret tomb where he can be found okay i’m just gonna go over here and

Pretend i’m not hearing this take me to your nameless ruler huh didn’t expect him to die actually follow me the tombs got to be this way check it out sliced ham actually these traps aren’t so funny hey let’s all walk across this narrow bridge together what could possibly go wrong prepare to

Die again you undead uh dead people very creative oh check it out grim armor um isn’t that kind of disrespectful you know wearing a corpse like that oh who am i gonna upset a skeleton hey that dude’s wearing kevin that’s my dead cousin you motherfu dude kevin is gone let him go

All right we made it to the tomb let’s loot some ancient caskets uh guys he’s sleeping should we wake him up what are those other skeletons doing just watching him sleep creepy much prepare to die at the hands of the nameless one ah so you’re the nameless one let’s name him larry

What no prepare for the most intense battle of your lives dude it’s dungeons i’m gonna move to the left and shoot my arrows he dropped his staff destroy it all right now to just escape the temple hey those guys are trying to escape the temple get him this one is for kevin

Stan pull out your totem of regeneration we might need it oh man look how cute that thing is can i hold him of course hey it worked Ah the snowy mountains stick out your tongue and catch some snowflakes that’s not snow it’s ash yes idiots we’re at fiery forge whoa this is where the archillager builds his weapons of destruction well that explains why it’s filled to the tee with skele dorks well no better option than to battle through him

Okay there might have been some better options heads up looks like we’re about to run into some old friends hey pillager long time no see man what you’ve been up to oh you know robbing killing the usual nice nice hey it’s those guys who’ve murdered hundreds of our family members

Ugh damn it old man sorry sonny hey it’s like a cool little house in here in fact i’m staying in here it’s safer what no dude come on we gotta make it to the core get out of my room you’re not my real dad man i don’t mind those skeletons and

Vindicators but what i really hate are redstone golems oh god there’s one behind me isn’t there did you did you just backhand me run oh god there’s enemies everywhere where i don’t see them they’re way over there off-screen good thing these arrows aim themselves stan that’s a core activator you need to

Overload it oh god don’t look now but there’s a giant redstone monstrosity behind you what monstrosity no that’s literally what you’re called you’re a redstone monstrosity get em cubes in my next life don’t let me come back there’s a cube come here i’m gonna squash you

Not so long as my totem of shielding stan used every single artifact that day the corrupted beacon the fireworks arrow even the stinky shoe an unlockable dlc weapon available in the game through micro transaction the monstrosity eventually was killed though it was not by the doings of our hero he slammed the ground

So hard that he fell into a pool of scorching lava The arch-illager will just love this party we are throwing for him allow me to tenderize that meat for you now this is what i call crashing a party hey this party is invite only guards get them finally i get to help out as the royal card i declare you an

Enemy to the what the where’d my shield go i swear i just had it when i catch you i’m gonna mace you good phew we made it outside oh this place is filled with mobs yeah loser mobs look at these basic ass zombies and non-threatening skeletons i mean they’re not even allowed inside

They just gotta hang out in these tents like some homeless bombs we’re not losers shut up loser hey there’s a chest what could be inside bread and arrows like always it is bread and arrows all right the architecture should be in here so you’ve made it to my throne room unfortunately for you

There’s an army of muppets what are you doing oh i thought maybe i could just kill you no no no that’s not how this works you fight my mobs and i run away welp we’ll have to defeat him another time no we’re following him the arch illager’s reign of terror ends tonight

That’s great but who knows where he ran off to he’s right outside on top of that tower this game i swear to god so this is it huh you found all my runes and finally tracked me down actually i don’t think we found any runes time to use my ultimate weapon

Tiny pink squares wow if his head was just a little less wide he would have survived that well that was actually pretty easy oh my god oh god run run run oh more fire stand use the bread this better be good for something hey you know what i don’t feel so evil

Our heroes had done it they had defeated the arch illegal and vanquished all evil yeah dude you heard him he wasn’t evil anymore he doesn’t have to be evil i still don’t like him You