Block Squad: The 3D Movie! (Minecraft Animation)

Wow so this is the world huh it’s beautiful such Majestic animals oh wow seahorses Oh hey there little buddy Yeah I’m feeding you it’d be a lesson no I’m literally not sure what you’re looking at Huh I may want to keep some of these animals around in case I have to uh repopulate the Earth why aren’t I mining about you gotta use tools idiots so like in the side of the cliffs dude I don’t know I’m a [ __ ] chicken you land Pig take me up that

Mountain what no get the hell off of me ooh a carrot I’m building things I’m building things I’m building things and it’s done wait just need to add my Birch door that’s a fine Birch door you’ve got there staniel I’m gonna be honest with you your house is ugliest well you just

Haven’t seen the inside yet it’s pretty dark in here good it makes it harder to see the ugliness why don’t you light a torch so you can see better I don’t know I wouldn’t want to risk setting fired all my stuff there we go now we can see that gorgeous

Birch door it’s the nicest thing I own and if I put this chest next to my other chest Mega chest oh man all that animal murder has really made me sleepy time to craft a bed uh you need three wool to make a bed you’ve only got two what he

Means you gotta go out and kill one more sheep or you can’t sleep damn it even after they’re dead they’re still pissing me off what the who the hell could that be I hope it’s death no really I’m ready to go uh oh guys this is the end we’ve known

Each other for like five minutes thank you Oops I meant to shoot you guys hold still please well we live here now all right it’s probably safe out there now I’ve got an idea hey bonyboy come check out this beautiful morning sun oh well I do love a good sunrise

All right we took care of that skeleton and that evil zombie looks like the evil zombie was just trying to feed his son oh And I’ve got this nice chest to put my rotten flesh into did you see that stupid sheep’s stupid face when I pushed him off the stupid Cliff then I pushed his brother into that lava and we you need to have to cook tonight finally time to catch up on rest Oh you gotta be kidding me seriously Stan this house is much than your old one can’t beat waterfront property yeah but my neighbor’s a total witch Karen is a fine lady okay she’s crazy I’m pretty sure she cast a spell on pork chop dude for the last time she

Didn’t cast a spirit of Herobrine will consume your soul in an all-encompassing void of Darkness well look a wolf anybody still got that bone from that skeleton bone me big face hey spotty Oh another one good morning sir might I interest you in a trade hmm I don’t really have that much stuff well you can have my pig you can turn them into bacon hey hmm that’s a fine Pig you’ve got I’ll give you one sea pickle what the

Hell’s a sea pickle this better not be a penis joke wait I packed some sandstone in my llama perhaps that will interest you I’ll take the sexy llama sir also very sexy what the hell is your problem you adopted two dogs and now a llama this isn’t We Bought a Zoo

Starring Matt Damon it’s fine I’m gonna build a boat and explore some new land we’ll have a nice big farm for everyone to live on um the wolves are attacking the Llama Are they just playing chick you hold down the fort while I’m gone what no dude I’m out of here there now you can’t leave what how damn it you’re right Hey look it’s a squid I’ll call you Squiddy my name’s Brian see ya Squiddy all right

There’s a lot of islands we could live on we just gotta find one that works for the llama and both of the dogs uh looks like there’s three dogs now what when did that happen I don’t know I turned my head for two seconds and then

Boom baby dog strange well let’s keep an eye on them what the hell stop it you guys jeez wow a sunken ship you should swim down there and see if there’s any chests what’d you get paper blank sheets of paper what that’s it and this Emerald now I can buy the sea pickle

From that wandering Trader and shove it up his big fat nose hey you get out of my waters before I stab you with my Trident hey check it out it’s a merman what no I’m not a merman I’m a drowned I’m like a water zombie aha it’s my Trident now huh good luck

Mastering the skill of tridenting I’ve been lurking the ocean for years crafting the ark all right let’s head back home and put all this blank paper in mega chest about time you’re back you didn’t show me how to use the furnace I’ve been eating rotten baby zombie flesh oh what

The hell more dogs yes sir puppies why are their heads so big they’ll grow into them and I got you a special gift for being good and holding down the fort it’s a shell with the freshest cleanest ocean water you’ve ever drank oh thanks I got you you idiot you just drank a

Whole bunch of llama spit wake up Stan it’s another beautiful day in the biome I think you should get some windows you know every day I wake up and think about eating you pork chop is right there’s a whole Square world out there and in this small crappy house we

Don’t really see any of it wait the world is square you’re saying the Earth is flat well sure the top of it hey you know what I have an idea since we’re cramped inside this house why don’t we mine into the side of the cliffs and

Just make it a huge baller cave house cave house no house cave I don’t know which team I like better but let’s do it all right this place is gonna be a mansion oh my god spider relax dude they’re more afraid of you than you are of them hey

I’m afraid of you [ __ ] cause we took him for diamonds inside a cave house my best friends are a chicken and a pig until the house is full of diamonds and it’s really big we are a team and we stay together even though the chicken’s kind of fruit

Wow we really dug way down into those mines we even found diamond you know I bet we could use that diamond to make an enchantment table it would really go to good use or and hear me out on this diamond boots God damn it okay pork chop

I need you to go down that shaft and set up a whole new furnace and chest down there that way we don’t have to keep walking all the way back up okay uh I got this damn it Daniel these are dangerous working conditions in fact I think I see

An Enderman down there you’re fine just don’t make eye contact why won’t anybody talk to me nope I am done with this have fun with your stupid diamond boots These Boots are not stupid okay you’re stupid my house is awesome it’s huge I could literally fall off a cliff inside my

House and die weird flux but okay dude I’m Stan and I spent weeks digging in a dark hole building a house that nobody ever sees so I can walk around in it with my stupid diamond boots you dug this whole mansion to impress who the

Duck I’m a chicken but okay I hope a monster breaks it and kills you if a monster broke in he could walk around my entire house for six years and not even run into me because it’s so big and so cool well you can go [ __ ] raspberries I’m just gonna head out to

That’s fine I don’t need them I have a huge house diamond boots a creeper buddy wait creeper buddy get away oh no oh no damn it he totally ruined my hallway well I’ll just chip away at this Stone and make it a little wider hey idiot wake up

What happened a bunch of dirt blocks fell on you and you started suffocating well that’s what happens when you move more bricks than a drug dealer get it that’s a metaphor okay calm down ASAP blocky you guys saved my life I’m so lucky you forgave me and came back oh I

Didn’t forgive you I just wanted to use the lava jacuzzi uh yeah relaxation on a bacon vacation God this biome has nothing in it I swear this is the same field we’ve run through over and over again these are the same Hills in fact I’m convinced all the pigs in this bio are the same too you say something uh bees are dying at an

Alarming rate see that’s just you this world is a mess pork chop is unique okay Stan remember when he was cursed by that witch yes I remember he went on a crazy Rampage and murdered all those pillagers at that Outpost screw you guys making up

These lies about me I swear once I learn how to craft weapons I’m gonna kill damn it hey check it out it’s a village wow crops houses kitties these houses don’t look like garbage like ours does greetings Welcome to our village friendly Travelers uh I’m getting a bad Omen from this pig perhaps

It’s the bad Omen sign above his head hey mind your own business unibrow carrots carrots carrots carrots sir if you’d like we can arrange a large carrot feast in your honor not really much of a carrot guy hmm emeralds iron leggings ooh potatoes baby pretty good haul oh hi what you

Doing there oh nothing just admiring the interior design the yellow bed great for covering up accidents am I right you know for Farmers you sure have some dead ass grass my great grandfather planted that grass when he founded this land let me guess he’s As Dead As this grass you

Know what I like the village I could see myself settling down here you got a lot of food cute cats incoming pillagers incoming pillagers foreign Omen has spawned a mob of pillagers damn you you cursed swine quickly get inside oh God we are defenseless through our cuts don’t worry I’ve got a bow whoops oh man I can only move my arms like this from our library that milk will combat this evil curse drink up

You heard him drink up boys you cat I need this milk just one more arrow to the face should do it we did it that gross ass milk saved the day and I don’t think I’m cursed anymore did you just say ass milk I’ll never kill another cow again unless I’m really

Hungry or if he looks at me the wrong way in honor of saving our village I’d like to give you all the emeralds in our chest just give me one second to go in and grab them all right let’s get out of here before those idiots realized I robbed them

Great job Stan we dug so far down Dave okay excuse me Mr Bad how the hell do we get out of here to reach the land in which you’ve saved follow the light that leaves the cave oh wow you’re a rhyming bat can you help us out of here

Mr Bat I’ve got a tamed llama at home I need to get back to he’s not tamed he’s trapped it’s true I am a bat who rides to help us through these trying times okay this dude is annoying hey uh guys I think I found a way out how are we gonna

Get around that Lava River uh we could build over it like normal non-idiots would be gone lava dude that’s the stupidest what the heck the water and lava is turning into obsidian let’s mine it All right guys let’s build another portal Should we uh should we go in we need to remember the nether is an extremely dangerous underworld it’s an extremely unsafe realm and not anybody can just enter it well we’re probably ready Uh guys I’m scared I don’t know Feels Like Home to me look at all these fires very dangerous and this ground block What’s it made of mmm cinnamon yo bro welcome to the nether I’m Blaze let me show you around my dudes Blaze huh I can tell why they’re calling you that you

Seem like you’ve been smoking the devil’s lettuce yeah he’s got a house down here so it’s pretty easy to get follow me dude Nether wart I’ll use it to make a potion to cure me of this curse and we already cured you man well then I’ll make other potions it’s science Daniel

You wouldn’t understand now to our left we’ve got a Zombie Pigman it’s actually pretty cool as long as you don’t mess with him uh you guys I’m getting worried my map’s not working I’ve got an idea let’s play Stones along our path so we can trace our way back to the portal the

Torches will point us in the right direction whoops sorry what should you Overworld clouds or I’ll slice your faces off with my crappy good for nothing golden sword ah dude man they didn’t mean any huh dude you idiots are next run guest get them Foreign well we’re not getting back to the Overworld anytime soon So how you guys enjoyed the devil oh geez it sucks there’s nothing but molten rock like what the hell do people even eat yeah and this quote unquote nether fortress is literally just one long dark hallway I’m actually really liking it I’ve summoned a small army of magma

Cubes and they’ve really taken a liking to me I’ve tried my best okay I’d like to turn this place into a decent location for people to live well maybe if there weren’t so many evil mobs and so many ways to instantly die I don’t know people might want to live here yes

But what difference can one man I mean zombie pigman make well you know maybe you should run for some sort of position of power you know like president president of the nether foreign excuse me I’d like to announce my run for public office I believe that if we work hard and if we

Work together we can make this a good place to live so if there’s anything that’s on your mind about what change you want to see please let me know uh the lava what about the lava I don’t know there’s like a lot of it can you

Get rid of it or something you want me to get rid of the lava and the sky like we never see it are we underground or wait wait didn’t I kill you oh no sorry that must have been a different Blaze yeah and there’s nothing to eat down

Here soulstone really slows us down can we make it so it doesn’t do that uh your ideas have been heard and we’re going to work on them geez they’re all kind of right it does suck down here great so you let us go right what uh no I I don’t know how to

Get back life’s not worth living zombie pigman oh don’t do this man come on you had to have had some other goal besides being president right well I always wanted to be a famous singer oh my god of course well come on man show

Us those pipes fly me to the mood oh let me play above the Stars okay I think we’ve heard enough that was good that was great Stan tell him he’s good tell me he’s good Stan that was uh you know you’re really saying the words uh tell

Him he was good Daniel uh terrible He’s not good at singing Foreign genius human big stick energy human woohoo need no stinking beans I need nourishment food I have you now human Ingenuity always prevails at least I found some diamonds in that death trap there’s gotta be something to eat nearby another arrow to the knee and I’ll be bone meal What a precious little angel are you lost abandoned looks like we’re in the same boat then I will name you bam bam and I will hug you and squeeze you and Pat you forever and ever time to save off wins all right first I need to mine some Stone find and mine

Coal and iron build a furnace make iron ingots build a bucket find water mind the obsidian build the portal light it up and then Traverse the nether easy peasy maybe not so easy peasy do you happen to know where I might be able to find some food

This project may take a while and with my energy already depleted I’m running out of options I can be strong this is for chicken pork chop they need me goodbye dear one your sacrifice will be much appreciated ah this vicious thing was about to ah I

Can explain I was starving and ah uh yeah this isn’t a good look I’m obsessed with your melons they’re firm yet sweet and supple ER yeah you know with your quest to save your friends are you sure that it’s safe for you to care for a baby panda our village

Would be honored to raise him here near his ancestral home where other pandas I’m sure thanks huh Bam Bam if you’re going to roll do it somewhere safe it should do it come on Bam Bam time to rescue our friend and then I said to the Ghast well that’s smells like sulfur

Uh I stand well congratulations Stan somehow you’ve managed to make a house worse than the old one would you stop complaining you should be thankful for the things we have like uh this bone meal and this spider eye ew come to think of it I’m gonna throw all this stuff in here for

Safekeeping while we go on our next adventure see that Woodland Mansion ooh fancy well y’all are in luck because we’re gonna go greet our new neighbors seeing as our house was built in four minutes and theirs is a luxurious mansion I think technically we’re the new neighbors well we’re gonna show them

Who’s boss we’re the tough guys in this but oh God who’s attacking me you’re standing in pricker bushes idiot stupid Cobblestone wall things that can stop me from breaking and entering actually it is pretty protruding uh why do we hang out the world is infinitely expanding

Wow this place is huge oh boy a red carpet please please no flash photography sweet free torches wow really what they’re free oh God we’ve got company I’ll lay my life on the line for these stupid generic easy to make torches heads up he’s gonna explode oh well never mind

Whoa dudes check this out what the heck a cat statue it’s made of wool pretty cozy actually weird let’s keep exploring ooh a spider room yep no ah dude a jail cell still nicer than our place who are they keeping prisoner oh hey guys oh hey Mr zombie what did you

Do to end up in here I did the unthinkable I mined wood with a pickaxe you sick bastard books plants jeez what kind of hippie lives in this room oh my God oh my God I’m gonna die I need fresh air get out of my way

Stan pick up that totem it’ll keep you from dying still can’t breathe who would rather just die okay that was close hey how’d that zombie get out of his cell what oh uh I definitely didn’t let him out eat my dirt blocks losers I wish you could eat

Dirt blocks then Stan wouldn’t have had to murder my entire family dude are you still hung up about that do you ever wonder if one day he’ll snap and turn on us staniel girls more powerful by the day it’s only a matter of time before But you could have warned me we were stopping oh my God Yeah they’re dirt all right just normal floating dirt do you know what this means the mountain was poorly generated ibase or dangerous This is and I say this with complete honesty the greatest thing I’ve ever created great yeah this is definitely practical uh without the staircase every time you want to get down what are you gonna do exactly you know what would be really great a water elevator just bore a

Bucket over the side and use the waterfall to get up and down that would be a good idea if I brought my bucket when was the last time you slept this house has been my passion for I don’t know three days straight three days we

Gotta get you inside and get you to bed without those jerks on the ground to stop me I think I can keep building for another day or five stanthony don’t you get it if you don’t sleep bad things can happen I’ll take my chances I’ve never

Looked out upon a valley like this at night without fear without the presence of Doom or some sense of impending destruction instead I stand Here full of power yes the power to do anything I am reborn In This Moment no longer do I question meaning oh my God a phantom

Stan look out guys I’m having a moment what the hell Stan you okay well we’re going to starve to death can’t you fly down own yeah poorly I’d rather not have to I’m okay great please come get us never mind he’s dead He’s Alive see guys Invincible now to rebuild that staircase

He’s dead I can’t watch friend Foreign oh boy a couple of friends exploring I wonder what we’ll find next a Mesa a beach oh boy another grassy plane wait where’s Bam Bam totally radical this looks like another great place to build another crab house would be nice to build on the foundation we’ve built

Instead of just abandoning all our homes a day after we’ve built them nah this place is great there’s lots of trees and I saw a huge Ravine down there with lava and water flowing into it Stan was right the Ravine was big but what was even bigger was The Dark Secret that

Had lived inside of it for decades all right let’s build a house okay one more block to go and where oh God a b relax he’s friendly really what’s he dropping it’s just pollen okay yep just spraying his seat all over your new living room what I’m gonna head out

And start a small farm we’ll finally have a stable food source you guys a white horse there there buddy just gonna relax friend and here’s an apple okay now let’s well now you’re just being difficult I know you’re becoming a farmer now and I wanted to give you a gift

Oh it’s a diamond hoe thank you how useful I use the diamonds you were storing in the chest to make it you don’t say all right some wheat some melons and some sugar cane now while these grow I’m gonna go down and explore that dangerous Ravine hey bird butt you

Want to come down to the Ravine and explore with us no I’ll hang back and watch bam bam plus I’m gonna listen to some old records the classics okay so theoretically I should just be able to jump straight down and just land in the water

I don’t know dude why don’t you try to build down fine wow there’s a lot of caves on the side of these walls imagine the entire land beneath our feet waiting to be explored careful stand you’re dangerously close to the edge and it’s a long way down ah Oh man that really hurt wow I’m shocked you survived that brush yourself off and let’s get out of here wait a second I see a villager over there that’s funny I didn’t know villagers even lived in this part of the biome excuse me Mr villager would you happen

To have any oh my God he’s some kind of zombie villager oh this might be it for us oh this might be the end no way man we will survive this put on your iron helmet no dude I look stupid in that thing put it on Stephanie ah this looks

So stupid maybe we can lure them up out of the shade that way they’ll burst in the Flames or we can tell them there’s a delicious chicken just on top of the cliffs apple trees wheat melons I’d say we’ve got a pretty nice Farm you know I’m gonna be honest it’s pretty

Boring watching you usually Stan’s dumbass would have us deep in trouble right now you on the other hand just kind of uh sit there what the [ __ ] you get away get away from there oh God uh Wow maybe you’re not so lame after all no dude we don’t need more useless crap taking up inventory space uh fine well Stan This is the End there’s something I’ve always wanted to tell you you’re kind of a dick all right I’m just gonna run and hide maybe under that

Waterfall they won’t be able to see me wait a minute that’s it Stan Ascend up the waterfall blow it up Ascend my idiotic brethren oh God what’s going on trust the process Daniel well we’re stuck down here forever and now there’s no point of even getting up there the sun’s going down foreign

Well usually standing that stupid Pig would be back by now missing a meal is not like them wait where are you going careful on the edge there dude what the hey idiot help us please of course you’re gone for half a day and about to become zombie food would you please just

Help us I used all my cobblestone on that stupid statue of myself oh well worth it wait check lower Bam Bam down and the zombies will end up chasing him up there we can cure the zombies with the apples on the farm hey that’s my farm get your own apples

Yeah all right fine good call on keeping that string little dude all right we got there too hey zombie folk y’all want some apples Stan the apples have to be golden if they’re gonna cure the villagers we’re gonna have to smelt Stan’s golden leggings down to make the apples golden

Ruin my golden slacks Over My Dead Body hold them down these are delicious thanks for saving my family and I you owe me a pair of golden pants [ __ ] those were designer 24 Karat I’ve got 24 carats for you right here wait we’re really gonna end on that stupid joke

What do you see up there mountain with some dirt and some Stone another mountain with some dirt and some stone and a mountain with some dirt and some Stone oh sounds like we’ve got some options uh why did we spawn in the worst seed wait a second I see a beach just

Off the north side I’m beach-bound baby oh man the beach Life Is A Lie for me just laying back catching a tan well to be fair you really weren’t doing much before so this is great free drinking water and all of our friends can swim we can finally get rid of that dangerous

Pond that’s damn built in front of the old Blaze foreign yeah that llama’s gonna die in that pond oh my gosh sea turtles hey nice show bro I’m ruining our honeymoon can’t you see we’re trying to get romantic ew you sound like you’re 80. we sea turtles

Live a long time now if you would let me I’d like to get back to trying to reproduce with my wife stop watching all right we should probably build a house or something uh building houses is boring here play with this ooh hey fishy fishy all right good work team you did

Literally nothing to help didn’t I though didn’t I no now back outside to enjoy the beach dude are you actually putting that fish inside of Mega chest yeah dude I don’t want anything to happen to it no matter what kind of trouble we get into this chest goes nowhere it’s great

Sometimes I wish I could be free in a world I’ve so much yet to see but here is where I am best the life of a mega chest at night I lie awake and stare these walls have never felt so bare someday I will be holy sh the chest is moving

Hey look at that the sea turtles must have given birth I’d like to take a plastic straw to him uh-oh that one’s having trouble making it to the shore it’s the sun you morons the turtles need hydration he’s not gonna make it I’ve got just a thing Careful stand fall on land and die sorry little fella you’re going airborne worked now run to the ocean my reptilian child there we saved the day Jesus I’m starving oh man we haven’t eaten all day YouTube rock paper scissors to see who we kill and eat you

Can’t kill me I’m the only one who remembers the coordinates to get home damn it he’s right I wish I didn’t drop my map hey maybe this guy knows where we can find some food oh my God it’s a stray well it’s been fun you guys yeah I can’t lie to you it

Actually hasn’t That’s right I forgot we had a tamed wolf thanks Mr Wolf how can we ever repay you yo got emeralds uh yeah but give me your emeralds hey I’m a rich ass wolf Whoa It’s a frozen ocean thank you we have eyes yes but what we don’t have is food wait a sec who wants a fresh Cod oh boy we’re gonna have a feast tonight And so they realized that in order for all of them to play together they were going to need to buy a realm but none of them had any money so they were going to have to ask for their mom’s credit card to cover the monthly fee and after they

Had finally built the ultimate Fortress they found out that one of their little brothers had accessed the world and scripted that’s it I’m not sleeping tonight as a leader of our group I too will stay up all night to keep watching Good morning ew we shared a sleeping bag I was the big spoon hey what happened to all the salmon there was a big pile right here when we went to bed someone must have came along and stole it probably those red-eyed rabbits stupid albino zombies well you guys relax I’m

Sure there’s a totally normal non-lethal explanation for this oh my God polar bear save me before I become pork sausage this is terrible this whole situation has just snowballed into a giant mess that’s it Snowball Stand throw that snow take that oh no it just made him angrier

Pork chop jump in the water what no it’s cold and I can’t swim trust me Great job now let’s get out of here take that you endangered [ __ ] Man can you Stan is making us throw all of our stuff away it’s about not being wasteful we’ve got too much stuff we don’t need or use goodbye lapis oh God damn it goodbye books hey I wanted to keep those you’ve never opened any of those books do you even know what

They’re used for uh building bookshelves anyway Lunch is ready so take a seat ew what the hell is this mushrooms do give it a chance it’s healthy if I was concerned with going green I’d like the Moss off that Cobblestone outside hmm you know it’s actually not that bad

I feel like I can take on the world what did you red mushrooms some brown mushrooms and some wither rose with a rose well he’s contracted the swine flu a Wither Rose is gonna turn my heart black okay uh let’s go out and explore we’re bound to find the flower that’ll

Cure him in the forest Hello antioxide daisies out here hey that fox probably knows this four is like the back of his paw excuse me Mr Fox uh little help okay get get out of here whoa that fox really had it out for me yeah gives me an idea Aha and now we wait what the hell that crab looks nothing like me what the gotcha now tell us where we can find some healing flowers never I will escape okay come to my cave your friend is withering away all he needs is a healing potion to combat the

Decay wow so you’re like some sort of magic Fox huh hardly I just like potions and enchantments and stuff I remember when I had books until my quote unquote friends threw them into the lava here take this one it’ll let you enchant your armor and your tools a book of Enchantment you’re

Really giving this idiot a lot of power Take a swig Mr Pig I’m going to create an enchantment table and soon I will have the sharpest of Swords the strongest of armor and the most uh fish-like lungs to breathe underwater or whatever yes yesterday we won’t be new we’ll live forever We finally did it a house we can stay in 33rd times the charm huh we’re surrounded by water on three sides a nether portal with a lava pit and a small farm out front will you hurry up and get us out of here he wants us to

Breed I’m trying Gerald can’t you see that I’m trying um maybe we should just let that cow free I know the cow is bound to wander over here someday now let’s just enjoy that beautiful sunset now time to continue the mission let me guess you’re armoring up to Traverse the biome

Throwing eggs at innocent sheep you brave brave Warrior I’m trying to make ender pearls okay which means we need to stay up all night and Hunt Enderman now come on hey at least it’s a nice night of course okay there’s got to be an Enderman around here somewhere let’s

Split up I’ll check along the shore chick you hit the forest on that hill and pork chop you go searching those big shafts we dug out all right I love big shafts I bet you do Okay Enderman let’s make this easier on both of us if you’re out there just stay hiding I don’t feel like gouging the eyeballs out of a hostile teleporting mob in fact I’m not even gonna look just gazing straight up into space can’t find anything oh I’m gonna take this just in case it’s pumpkin on My Head one step two step three step four hello I’m looking for a Mr Man first name Ender I can’t really see but I’m sure there’s none down here it’s gonna be tough getting back up the rain made my feet all slippery

Oh God Oh man this is taking longer than I thought maybe I’ll just sit down for a sec hey you put that block down and get ready to die oh uh yeah I love what you’ve done with the place just thought maybe this block would look better over there get back here

Aha an ender pearl you guys we did it uh that’s great yeah I killed like 12 but none of them dropped anything all right I saw pork chop come down here with a Jack-o-Lantern helmet um dude oh God I’m sorry man uh hold on say hello to porkchop 2.0 it’s not the same this pig doesn’t what’s up guys thanks for letting me out of that pen now we can go on infinite Adventures okay this will do Foreign