Adopted by angel/demon family in Minecraft?!

Get out no one loves me anymore huh what’s this place ah monster monster I want my mommy wait I don’t have a mommy anymore oh I’ll adopt you wait really oh I hope you didn’t forget about me we’re going to ad up you oh my gosh I’m so

Hungry it’s getting dark and I’m I’m losing Health really fast I only have two pieces of bread left I don’t want to waste it what is that play a what the oh no I wanted to have hearts I got to find somewhere to stay uh wait what is this place uh

Hello is anyone here what the what’s going on over there hello oh my gosh it’s a monster I’m going to die mommy please save me I I don’t have a mom anymore I’m just going to dial alone now relax well I would normally pick on kids

Like you I noticed you have no one around so someone probably got to you before me uh well no I just got kicked out of my Village and my parents they they they abandoned me oh oh I see well since everybody else abandoned you how about I show you how to get

Stronger stronger like what do you mean well I’m going to adopt you and I’m going to show you how to become one of the greatest demons you’ve ever seen wait really I’m going to be adoped that is so cool wait what are you I’m a demon devil come on don’t you

See like the horns and everything no I’m like 2 years old okay well well I’m a devil and I’m going to adopt you and show you the ropes so you can become just like me oh that is so cool do I get a new mom too well the mom’s not

Important but really you should focus on me don’t tell me you forgot about me who that uh that’s my uh I’m your mom so I do get a mom wait yeah but you’re an angel and he’s a demon how how did that work um well it’s a long story very

Complicated either way now you get the best of both worlds I’ll teach you to become the best angel you can ever be wait I’ll teach you to become a demon like me wait oh wait wait wait wait so I can be half angel and half

Demon uh yeah I mean of course you get to pick uh a little bit who you prefer which hopefully will be Angel but you know yeah I’m sure you’ll be great at both you seem like a pretty cool kid yeah okay now wait do you have a home or is this

Your home um yeah we do have a home actually and we have another kid I’ve never had a Silling before oh it’s sibling honey yeah yeah same thing we’ll work on your English and all that when we get there okay I’m I’m hungry I’m going to eat my my bread okay let’s

Go is that the house right there yeah it is it’s very Angel oh okay oh whoa this place is so cool I know right yeah I’m kind of I’m kind of hungry though oh I have a snack here have a golden apple it’s good for you or that’s

A snack it’s not going to do him any good you need stuff like this candy it’s bad for his teeth and a demon sword of course wa gingerbread man that have an angel sword it’s way better than a demon sword I don’t know I think he enjoys my food

More this candy cane is pretty good you should be eating your vegetables and your fruits as well oh but this gives me a lot of Health okay anyways I want to see the house sure it’s pretty cool in here my side’s coolest uh-uh my side is the best wait

Well who’s that GRL oh oh that is our child oh yeah you did tell me we had I had a sibling uh Mom Dad uh I don’t mean to Al you but there’s someone in our house oh yeah um Do You Want to Break uh yeah he’s he’s a demon Angel hybrid in

Training he’s your new sibling wait you don’t want a sibling I like being an only child and plus he’s not he’s not even an angel or a demon he’s adoped but I’m not yet he he can learn I I’m sure you guys will get along just fine okay

Just give him a chance all right hi I’m Amy uh what’s your name my name is Ash yeah didn’t he have like a d name cuz we have an angel and we have a demon so like shouldn’t his name be like Dingle or something like that I don’t know Dingle

I I think Ash is a pretty name it’s Unique and it goes say like an angel Dingle listen we’re still in the mist and we’re going to get him training right away and then maybe you’ll see his potential isn’t that right yeah I know I’m going to call him Dingle don’t call me

Dingle you look like a dingle what does that even mean enough beating up on ash let’s let’s let’s get to your training okay your first mission is to kill those zombies over there uh that’s a lot of zombies you got this good luck here okay jingle you got this my name is

Not Dingle well well I like it it’s a cool name he does going to look like a dingle I can hear you get to killing zombies buddy okay I don’t even know how to use my Powers uh okay right here let’s try angel don’t forget you have our sword uh oh what’s

Happening I’m an angel okay let me see what I can do here oh my gosh uh can I fly uh let me see learning fast oh I can fly give too fast uh okay no I think fine Amy I can definitely defeat more zombies than you oh my gosh what was

That blinded do oh okay uh what else do I have oh healing Aura does that do anything think R so fast well yeah it heals you Dingle my name is not Dingle oh they die from the you say single has been smitten smen SM can’t even spell I mean you can’t say words

Shut up Dingle I’m killing zombies right now you’re doing nothing I’m doing things yeah like what like that uh-huh you should hire a tutor as well yeah that might help his powers are very slow well maybe try out some Demon abilities oh yeah I forgot I have a

Demon side uh let’s see what this does uh not fair I don’t have any demon abilities wa I look so cool okay let’s see what I can do with these Powers show much you you got I can shoot balls okay yeah I got this now wa these balls do a

Lot of damage uh what else do I have stop drawing your balls Dingle whatever whoa honestly I have to say I think the demon powers are cooler than the angel Powers Kazam is my favorite yeah I don’t have any demon powers yet why don’t I have demon powers cuz the

Angel hey it’s cuz angels are stronger than demons anyway that flashy Powers okay how many more zombies I left oh I see a few over there I’m going get the last zombies I’m going to get them I got fire breath you just have breath smelling breath oh no you have stinky breath you

Have stinky breath I couldn’t have found you have stinky breath and stinky toes what my toes are not stinky they’re the stinkiest toes don’t worry I’m sure he’ll take after me more soon sooner or later whoa I don’t know he’s kind of setting the forest on

Fire I can’t see oh okay that’s a you problem shut up shut up least my name’s not Dingle my name is not Dingle okay I think that’s all them that is great I think I killed more well I think you both did a good job congratulations for completing the

Challenge you guys did amazing I did amazing I don’t know about her you both did amazing I did more amazing I did amazinger now that you both uh seem to be strong enough to take you guys to our Realms and you can defeat monsters in our Realm yes I like heaven come on high five god um debatable yeah it’s pretty loose out here make sure you don’t fall to your death I’m in a cloud I’m traving in the cloud I can’t breathe try to fly oh really flying was like wa yeah it worked okay now I can

Fly po properly wa heav looks crazy holy cow this holy cows there’s present boxes what there is holy cows that one looks like you jingle I do not look oh that scared me what the oh be careful help help jingle di Jingle oh my oh my honey use your wings your wings oh this is so cool what does this do oh gosh not again leave me alone yeah that’s why I don’t like it up here I’m me of slide something someone try to help jingle just one more

Left I Got Dirt okay kids uh are you ready to fight I think all right wait but where are they I don’t see them well uh you’re going to see oh my what is that stop oh my gosh I can’t you’ll be fine are those they’re fighting each

Other uh oh great that should make it easier for you okay uh he okay okay okay such parents all I got to do is is just get more than that uh I got to come up with a name for her uh SL Smite oh yeah yeah yeah let me get it

Let me get in here we go to hard I guess come on Dingle you got this oh my gosh stop calling me Dingle my name is Dingle now let’s try demon powers jingle let’s see no it’s not jingle it’s Dingle okay oh well burn that’s not fair he’s using demon

Powers in heaven that’s not how it’s supposed to work I can use demon powers in heaven uh oh I have lightning but I haven’t used that one yet yeah take that yeah lightning oh my I might do a little bit of a assisting just peacefully hey no the

Kids are supposed to do this on their own how will they learn fine fine you got this after we’re done we get some burgers I’m hungry burgers are not very healthy but maybe I want a burger if they have like I want a Burber I want McDonald’s I I want KFC birday guess

What that say I’m down for all the junk food you guys want I can’t wait have a Berber a big old juicy hamb Burber are you dumb it’s Burger not whatever you Berber that’s what I said I said a big old juicy Berber whatever it’s called

You guys could have plenty once we get back to the house yay stop Ste my boo what oh there more present box call me I called you boo I’m not a bozo you’re a jingle then if I’m a bozo uh ah oh no I’m going to get the last

One huh I’m going to get the last one a I did it’s probably cuz my powers are superior in heaven you might have any advantage in Hell whatever I’m still I still defeated more than you at least you guys got it done I’m proud of you

Guys me app you means me which one of us is the favorite which one of us do you like more uh I’m not inclined to you know pick favorites but uh um um no favorites really really no favorites we’ve literally only been in our family for like a couple

Days and that just shows you how much better I am what oops it’s okay yeah you’re now the favorite CU you almost blew our family off can we go home now want get burgers I thought we were going to get burgers wait what’s why why is there a demon in

Heaven what are you why are you overweight fatty I don’t think you could say that uhoh you doing here hold on hold on hold on he’s he’s with me me why this uh this is my family these are our kids and a demon you know

That this is against the law I I do but I I am a pretty cool demon you know what I’m just going to help be against a to be as ugly as you fatty oh my God I don’t think you’re allowed to say that child don’t say that to God do

Whatever I want no no no no we don’t we don’t we don’t say that to God I think I have a right to be with influence you’re a bad influence on that child see he’s a good influencer yeah yeah my kids can stand up for me I didn’t do anything

Bad what are you going to do about it CU you don’t what did you do to my father you’re banned from Heaven um okay come on let’s let’s go let’s go you monster you monster you keep ugly before it happens to you too okay come on come on

Come on ash maybe you should go get a personality transplant and a face transplant while you’re at it ugly you smell like a fart okay kids quick you smell like I I say what I said you smell like a fart what did I do you

Are a fart oh you are the hardiest fart Ever is that okay I I I haven’t seen him since everything happened he should be fine he just fell out of H I don’t think it’s there he is I’m back Daddy Daddy Daddy I want uppies I want uppies okay okay come on I want you you

Know I’m back and I’m as good as new sort of far that goddess was a meanie she smelled like Duty and fart mhm yeah she can be a little mean but I mean it’s Heaven they’re a little strict you know good thing when never R to see her again

Well not for now they’re not very strict on their appearances she was ugly she looked like a man wearing makeup okay okay let let’s be nice kids so what are we doing next um oh H I think we might be going to the nether is that right yeah my home

Territory I’m sure you’ll like it much better there oh okay let’s go you’ll be fine there’s just fire everywhere and look out um this is crazy you guys got wings for a reason come on fly around it’s so cool in here really hot oh I’m at one heart oh good thing I

Gave you the gingerbread yeah here you can have my golden apple oh thank you uh I don’t like you oh mommy where are you uh so what mobs are we fighting here wow we’re we’re going to have you fight some pretty crazy things like a phoenix and some blazes who B

BB Burgers I wanted to get a Burber want a Burber well here you go oh my gosh wow that’s a lot that’s a lot um okay oh gosh they me to fire I got to use Angel Powers oh wait yeah I’m pretty cool it’s a lot

Cooler down here I don’t even feel the eat it’s really hot it’s kind of hot in here I think I need a Jacket oh yeah they’re all dying because of me not because of you loser no no I’m doing a lot actually look at me though I got cool Powers they’re also named Dingle so I wouldn’t be talk I told you my name was not Dingle you named me that Uh I have a question how are we going to defeat the birdies oh gosh I didn’t even see them oh okay I think I killed one okay we’re good I’m killing the birdies yeah oh there one more that I’m going get the last one take care of you Bird yeah oh

No oh come on oh one more Blaze I still did a lot though whatever and you guys have passed the test yet again you guys are great at this gosh what it’s so smelly in here oh what is the disturbance I’ve been getting who’s talking oh my

Goodness look it’s it’s that ugly one oh what the it’s you guys again why what do you think you’re doing up here you can’t be bringing Angel children to the nether do you know how dangerous that is well they’re part demon so I think it’s fine you know how

Danger it is to look at your ugly face yeah yeah so quiet oh God you know you can’t have them here they’re too young and you’re not even supposed to be here I it’s fine you’re breaking so many rules I’ve had it with you guys I’m

Going to ban all of you and take away all your powers oh yeah it what makes you think you could do that yeah um because I’m really strong and beautiful and perfect but you know you get the point right you’re not really you’re kind of ugly not going to lie

Really ugly in fact and you smell really bad I don’t know why you’re okay but that’s enough L are you trying to pick a fight or not you’re meanie take these balls in your face hey that it’s not it’s not really doing anything um look are are you trying to

Pick a fight or something I am and I’m going to beat all of you gasp really uh where it’s children you can’t fight children yeah I I I know I’m not going to fight you I’m going to fight your parents double gasp okay show me what you got you got this Dad and

Mom set it all the place beer beater beater be get back in I can’t get in take this I’m sorry it’s only for one you can make your own force field my yeah go ahead run away just like all the Angels except for you honey you’re great but

You do you want to see this new technology I’ve been working on no oh yeah what’s that a to can fight that game oh you know what am away from my family Amy we should help them we should get back here she can’t attack us so we

Can attack her that’s true think you’re going okay let me get my demon power away from you you trying to dodge you should go to the salon get your edges done cuz they’re really raggedy what the excuse me yeah also your wings are kind of like they kind of in there like you

Just RI them offg what the and your out of here your hair is nappy what in the world oh fine you think you’re so safe in that bubble what are you doing you hiding from us are you scared I would never be the’s chi oh my gosh okay now you’re out in the

Open oh my get over here finish this isn’t good my you burned my wings I cannot fly ah take this oh oh oh oh she did got him got it looks like we got it gosh kind of antias can we go get ice cream now I want ice

Cream I think you guys have worked hard enough fine let’s go enjoy some ice cream yeah ice cream okay I want I want I want milk chocolate chip I’m getting killed H oh well well I guess I’m the only sibling now I guess I’m an only child [Applause] Again night