Aphmau – Leave My MINECRAFT Friends Alone!

Suddenly her prom date came and knocked on the door oh my god oh my gosh and then travis was like don’t worry if something happens to her we’ve got protection christmas minecraft hello everyone and welcome to a very very special minecraft game now this game is going to be basically we have to

Murder our friends but in order to do so we have to tell a story oh no good luck after a long day of working we decide to go to a tropical island for a vacation we come down into the island and see it’s beautiful and then travis was like

Hey look there’s a pink house here let’s go inside and travis tried to open the door and he can’t oh what because travis is bad at doris anyway the better travis lady did it and opened the door and then max all the sugar in this case and really really

Really wanted it we made a mistake oh sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar suddenly aphmau remembered this aphmau remembered that kwai chan and mac we’re gonna be on the diet with her and that she really wanted to bend the beyond diet because we’re supposed to be late weight loss buddies but now uh [Laughter]

You didn’t drive through the store you just killed her because i cheated once upon a time i was getting ready for prom and my parents came in and had to talk to me about uh boys because uh the boys the the travis was coming over uh so they had to talk

With me have a talk with me i’m still not telling myself all right all right aphmau do you know about the birds and the bees yes bees are going extinct we need to save them well is really excited they like to pollinate the flowers oh whoa not on my christmas minecraft

Server okay let’s believe that i thought you’re and then travis was like don’t worry if something happens to her we’ve got protection You have this young lady home by 10 p.m mister okay else wha what happens if i don’t bring her home in time do i die oh and then yes i decided that she is by 9 30 i’m gonna go find you and i will obliterate you oh okay

Wow later then all of a sudden we went to our date at the pond it was past 10. travis was about to pull out the protection yeah because oh no my mother oh god she’s here i gotta i gotta use the protections [Applause] i can’t believe this how can you not

Believe it i said not past 9 30. yeah but she’s now 10 30. you ain’t gotta turn into a murderer and i would obliterate him from this world and i did you could have called the police you didn’t gotta go the extra step you went extra

That’s how much i love you young missy yeah wow she’s clearly the dad in this relationship former dead prom guy came back because he’s he he didn’t die he’s okay so here he hanged around by the really super awesome shaded fire look at that wow and then we were like

Wow that was a weird twist of non-canonical events wasn’t it friends yeah that was yeah oh it’s my favorite sorry sorry and then we decided to roast marshmallows because we decided that we’re really hungry after all of the events that have tasted uh i’m allergic to marshmallows

Wow you’re allergic to sugar yes oh my i don’t i’m allergic to myself because i’m so sweet so i died oh no who did it who gave me the suite oh my god i don’t feel safe so then all of a sudden what happened was uh mac went up to

Travis and said you can do better than this travis looked at max and said no i can’t oh and then punching travis in hopes that she would survive and travis was like nah man i’m i’m too op goodbye whoa once upon a time i needed to go into the store

To get some new clothes oh yeah there’s some really really cute shoes here oh my god this is oh snap is that gucci for half off whoa i think so oh my god and so because travis decided that he was gonna have a little anime moment and spill a bunch of

Spaghetti sauce on math you’re talking about they you’re talking about the clothes right what what else are you talking about um that’s a look at this rack the crap it’s a great rack oh my god look this rack would have looked amazing on my apartment it would okay unfortunately you’re not the

Storyteller right now oh yeah sorry my bad i just wanted to marry that rack anyway let’s continue sorry and then aphmau tried to steal the rack and take it out of the store really she couldn’t because it’s actually bolted to the ground for that exact reason okay well

All right so i guess uh aphmau then decided to turn to a life of crime because this rack was so nice she had no idea what to do she left the house of the store and went over to the roof and decided to look down to see her friends looking at

Her on the roof so she jumped out of me oh god she tried to do a jump attack it didn’t work oh hey it worked yeah all right so i died i got away with it and so i went back to steal that rack because it was really nice

No one can open doors so it’s on me give me this oh no and then christchurch opened the window and decided she had a perfect vantage point to shoot off melanie’s face oh what what that means it’s all about stories the story the story allowed us to open the window wow

I hate stories i can’t believe this all right wow you’re making fun of books yeah i hate books i hate reading give me the movie all right give me the movie you gotta read the book all right and so everybody met up by the tent to have a nice relaxing beat day Decided to go swim on the beach ah like this but then she started drowning oh no oh no and then travis putting on his best aaron would be like don’t worry babe i’ll save you and jump into the water oh thank you i saved you

And then he had to give her cpr because she was about to die so i was like how do i do this oh god you could stand right there and give me cpr it would look much better and it’d probably make a great thumbnail but we’re not gonna no

No off the what like i gotta pretend to be me i’m doing this all right i guess i drowned yeah you drowned and i saved you and then i i get to give move over here god get right all right right here i want you right here right touching me no i think Oh no and then she got super upset because the green on travis’s shirt reminded her of cucumbers oh no no no no no no no healthy food wow [Laughter] this is the worst vacation ever okay all right wow once upon a time we all decided to go to the beach

And have a pool day sweet swimsuit episode let’s do this we used to have a pool day or i mean you know what i just want the ocean the ocean is a pool if you believe hard enough oh just a giant pool everyone pees in and all the fish peeing

Gross oh god is that what you’re doing in that water right now get out of there yeah wow and then afmel decided that because she had already been in the p-filled pool she was gonna jump from this diving dog area i’m a jet from this diving dog area and then she jumped in

And they realized she couldn’t swim and so then she started drowning again i could never not swim in y’all’s stories oh my god travis interfered and decided wow she can magically swim but only for like five seconds so start swimming unaware that because her swimming skills

Were still set to level one she had to be saved by her new lifeguard mac i’m coming level one swimmer let’s go thank you so much i saved oh no are you okay come on come on let’s go here i’ll give you a hand the lifeguard tripped on a really sharp

Piece of coral i got a gun and a knife oh no oh no oh no and then uh it was decided that she couldn’t possibly carry two weapons at the same time so she dropped the gun i can’t carry two weapons at the same time excuse okay

Wait oh sorry oh here you go so all of a sudden aphmau approached very closely to travis and uh travis looked at her without the gun in her face and put it down and okay yeah he put down and aphmau went up to travis and got closer to him

And she said hey what do you do no you didn’t put the gun down you put the gun down like you’re just not facing it at me and so what happened looked at you and i said hey hey how are you doing i’m doing pretty good thanksgiving it’s

Good yeah it’s nice it’s nice that’s nice and so uh it was then uh you know at the climactic it was um oh cause we ran out of time oh god i had to do my duty wow i will be fast next time okay so me me enough now checking out

The air and we’re like what’s this block did a crime happen here did a climb happen here and so then we got too curious because we were like whoa somebody just fell what’s going on in here uh i live here clearly i mean look i have the essentials uh kitchen utensils

An amp and an acoustic guitar that i can’t plug it to the amp okay more importantly though why is she on the floor she’s doing uh she’s dehydrated she tried to drink the water out here clearly unaware that it’s actually salt water and now she’s delirious unfortunately the only

Medicine i have in the house is a gun and i don’t think that’s actually going to work don’t trust him so then he became my job so i was like i got a bottle of water there’s too much water oh no and then i i i realized that i couldn’t swim

Again in my own you wrote it this time for yourself i hate myself give me this water nobody deserves this water i’m going bye nobody’s going wait we still have to do a story where are you going yeah i gotta figure out the murder mystery i ran out and i q oh

Oh oh i got it i got it i’m running i’m running come here no no no no no no no no and then we chase after her best friend turned into a murderer and then aphmau was so grief struck and what she done she tripped and fell over oh no oh no

I don’t have a gun anymore oh Oh gosh she’s inevitable you can’t stop her i can’t no we were not Things that avenged do