Aphmau – Minecraft But I RATE ALL THE BOYS!

All right looks like everybody’s here hey we’ve been waiting forever not time here today I decided to play a game we’re going to rate all the boys on This Server us what are you basing us on oh I’m glad you asked I’m basing it off

This book huh boy Ian wrote a book about everything boy should do the boy thingss he said that’s what he said since when does Ian read hey that’s my book of manly boy things how did you get it give me that back I mean you’ve taken my diary so

Anyway I’m going to see which boy can make it up the tier list and I’ve got one way we can make this list you’re going to judge us with a butt here where did you make that all right so now I have all of these ready there we go you put me in

The wrong spot I’m supposed to be the to board did you take pictures of yeah finally not enough I got my good way from dumb boys don’t we I wouldn’t say dumb boys but more so I just want to see if you guys can be beat all of my

Challenges all right I guess we’ll see who’s the best yeah best get ready to lose let’s do it all right everyone welcome to the first game this is going to be the train station this here is going to be one of the coolest games because you’re going to protect me and I

Protecting me I don’t mean me me I mean the me that’s going to show up no no no wait grab you oh my god oh okay sorry I appreciate the enthusiasm however there she is is what oh a you have a twin this is a mob don’t worry if she gets hurt

It’s okay wow but the fake aou you need to save from trains this is easy how fast e to me I’ll just untie good luck see how get it okay I just why you go hi guys how did that happen let’s do this hi okay the part is well I Chuck these

Trains at y’all like that all right you have to get a over here in order for be considered safe all right ready 3 two come on guys here please I got my turn come on I’m just going to go over there go go goang it I will save

You she oh there she is out of the way train mine Che great job bike oh sorry yeah that was unfair looks like the Appo is safe good job everyone you all work together you should be very proud thanks can we do that again I like trains okay so we

Have Pierce so Pierce gets to move up to se practically saved the whole way Ain you did do a really good job bring her half the way so you do get to move up too I I car you for for a second but Aaron and did get the aou of the

Fathers end just without fake a okay we are moving on to the next game what’s next fight to the death something like that but this time we’re actually going to go on a few dates what so it’s but it is dates so you need

To give the app what they ask for and if you get the most you will win so many whoever can get the most will be the most successful in dating oh they need some okay uh oh you mean like this pleasure ow I I need a okay oh it works here’s one sometimes

It can be really picky so you may want to uh think about what you’re giving them got one you uh let’s see how it’s going app I know where to get some what buttons suffice um they might might they might you might have to try to give it

To them if they’re asking for a food item you can or you can give them an or and see if it works again they’re super picky what’s that nothing nothing don’t tell anyone I’ve also got gold in here clearly want Nuggets so hey guys try to Gold everyone

Get away from get out way IDI taking gold open up Ian man thanks wow you know what I think I know what like there we go now we’re getting somewhere got it that’s like my T oh you guys got to keep up okay there we go got one where’s

Another one that one’s running away wait wait one left one left honestly this game would be a lot easier said that yes okay um who got it and got no more guys all right let’s see oh any more what about what about you what do you want me no no no how’s it

Feelie gold gold no no no too much no the game is over I am not a part of the game I am FM okay take your apples back I don’t need them okay so if we look at the score wait a minute boys there’s an there’s a

Wild d d you want to go you want to go you know fine fine she’s mine this feels great Aaron got that game we see the score on the side and then put the score on the score I’m going to add myself to it since I have

The score I thought this was a boy only scoreboard yeah I know it’s supposed to be boys only but you know what I’m adding myself for fun you know I guess you can join as long as you know you know what I’m moving up noi and I’m

Going to move up in he’s not going to be e out he in but uh you’ll be able to move the next round everyone got gold because of me that’s exactly can I give him back his gold take away his pett point you’re just leaving me down

There they needs a friend Ian you’re going to have to friend you’re leaving if you’re putting I there that seems even worse I’m I’m okay with this wait there’s another one oh there’s another one get it all right guys this next game is all set up what are we doing all right

Weights I think I know well I’m going to you guys on your strength and there’s a way to change it in Minecraft so as you lift more things you’ll be able to build up more strength and then you’ll be able to lift different things and toss it all

Right the one who tosses the most wins I want to start with the big one Child’s Play start the Tre That’s a classic blunder you got to go with what actually works for you this is going to be easy you got to train yourself too much uh the treadmill doesn’t it doesn’t

Actually work don’t worry app I’ll figure this out I feeling good I’m feeling the part this ain’t my first time I got this we’re leveling up Pi good job guys why is this not working come on K the Bird my gosh I nice like this right I’m not giving up here how’s it going I don’t know what’s wrong it’s not turning on you got you can’t just you’ll figure it out Z don’t worry Zan Zane maybe you should go lift the things I’m this is Pierce and we’re

Going to pump you up I’ve got an idea I know how to get bigger it’s all right just got to just got to I see you not sure how that angling works whatever it doesn’t matter I LEL W okay all right all right try this out

I got to give this a try oh look at these little boys hey Aon a boy Bo wait guys I think you figured out the treadmill J why yeah just got to get this going there he goes Sean if I just uh let’s see here just get a little bit

Stronger and even bigger wow dude nice getting bigger check this out my leg um um you know what uh I I don’t know if I can get any bigger I got to I got to hide all right all right all right I think you guys are good why come on we

Keep going the game is over so Pierce sort I guess I’ll with the muang yeah small fry Aaron but I can’t stop it’s only over when you drop I’m going to need to borrow one of you guys I think we’re going need to lift that tree off of sa

All right nice job everyone Zane I’m here oh a puny little man oh shut up look at the tiny little boy all right let’s see so no I pierce I’ll put y’all up there we go what but Z and I got well not Zane I got big too wait I

Don’t get the move up at all look you guys did a great job and airon that car punch fantastic yeah but they did lift more because the game said so who said the game was over yet not if I can’t me you can lift more I swear my leg muscles

Got stronger okay so yeah so what are these bugs do you need us to get rid of oh they’re just not any bugs sir they’re actually H spiders and uh coaches spiders not the coaches roaches yep I don’t know your house looks normal to me

Oh I mean on the outside it looks normal but I think you need to go look what was that oh also I you want to go take a look all right boys watch a pro deal with this what are those I’m not sure if I would oh they’re already violet yeah they’re

Huge careful there’s a lot I made a little backup back now you live like this oh that’s kind of cute I’m going to get guys I’m pretty sure there’s only one solution to this yeah I think you know what you’re thinking all right let’s burn it down ah yes I worked

On my house I asked you to time to fumate there you go all right game started eliminate all the bugs without burning my house please you know what uh yeah we got we got to get rid of okay never mind look how well it’s working already I guess it’s working but

My hat house excuse you we are professionals all right guys we need more openings in the house push them out guys this is taking too long I have an idea guys guys careful yeah this one’s taking too long I have an idea incoming somehow your explosion made more of them excellent work fellow

Exterminator okay I think we got him be 500 diamonds my you said get him out by any means possible I better to check this floor nobody wins points for this one no one not at all we did what you asked new play okay H what all right next challenge you’re repairing my house

Okay are you sure we just like start from scratch okay is my house ready oh it’s so ready all right I’m looking up say hello to your new house oh my gosh Tada what do you think speechless right oh it’s so good oh yeah we’re definitely

Speechless all right I I tried I tried I really did it is impossible to build with these idiots whatever what is what do you guys do well I mean made it matter yeah it’s a bit of of a mess in here I know she’s speechless how hard is

It to put use one Ty eccentric Chic it was awful they were breaking blocks that were already good and oh my eye just hurts looking at this you look a little lightheaded come sit down on your couch I think there were too many cooks in the

Kitchen for this I am actually change of plans another event okay I’m you hungry yeah uhhuh and you guys are going to make me food okay do we have to do it here yes oh okay go use my kitchen please I don’t know if I would call a

Kit anymore yeah we can we can do this there should be stuff in the chest I have a lot of things took it it’s fine that’s fine too there’s some more yeah there I got this out of control no problem guys why is there cobblestone in

The food chest this is a recipe for my grandma all right three 3 two 1 right yep 3 2 1 go go for it all right okay okay okay all right well what kind of food are you feeling at I don’t know make me surprise me okay all right all

Right all right I’m just want to eat and not think about my house I’m going to have to clean this up later put some of this right here to help you out oh yeah you know I you know I had a feeling you wanted a snack but I’m going

To make you an even better snack so let’s see uh better than the puffer fish oh I didn’t even think the puffer fish was an option okay this a little uh super lovely interesting y just like my mom made okay three two one okay okay first off Ian I’m going to

Come to you first cuz I see you put away the tomato and the lettuce on the floor why are you putting food on the floor they seem like what what were those doing in the food pantry because they are not food here I thought i’ get rid

Of those and put the real food on a sandwich meat and cheese it’s just uh a sandwich okay I guess that works wait why did you make your food next to a poisonous puffer fish yeah you can have the sandwich the cookie and the puffer

Fish oh okay come on yeah and the dead flour and I guess the food salad floor pet what did you what is this yeah no this is what my grandma used to make she called it okay dude that’s just a pig sandwich no cuz you know you grab the

The sandwich bread too often it’s like too dry for your hands it kind of dries you out no much better is grabbing the ham directly this might be okay you know I’m going let’s move on no explain your creation I call it the like sinks it is

Every food group in one how how is anyone going to eat that noise that’s okay that’s cool a thanks zau dig in it’s got the lettuce at least and the lettuce and tomato and yeah Aaron wow yours looks really bad Noone else is trying to make crazy sandwiches I was

Just trying to make a normal sandwich you know something that you could eat very nice Aon I got a cookie well isn’t a sandwich without a cookie thank you I appreciate Z now this one is built on Simplicity just so you have all the essential flavors in one so I’ve made a

Ham cheese and Cookie Sandwich the cookie inside that’s not enough ham it’s okay oh I should have put the cookie in the sandwich everyone knows a good dining experience is about experiencing the flavor not gorging yourself to death you’re right and that’s why I put a baker’s dozen in Mind Counter Point my

Point exactly all right guys I think we got a winner let’s head back and do the bre you don’t want the puffer fish my turn come on come on this is easy all you got to do is you make sure you turn it the right way and everything’s going

To be Tien it the have you ever opened a charm before par you’re making it tighter you’re doing it all right what did you do for what are you going to do you going to make it even tighter again I’ll tell you what I’m going to do and

After about I don’t want to hear anything from you you’re just a girl you don’t know what is be boyish or strong or smart or cool you can’t talk to her like that how dare you talk like that it to the bo hand it over fine chance right noi mhm yeah stop

Running around the door we’re going to play prank there take this I’ll help win Ian just let us have a chance at itan give no a chance I’m going to open it what what hey Ian let me see that finally some that’s stupid another chance he ain’t going to do it let’s do

This come on going down so fast he’s going to do it t he actually did it nice job do you know what no good job a thanks Aaron man was a fun prank to play at now wait what was that wait prank wa what do you mean

Prank I wasn’t supposed to say that was I don’t worry cheater fine I gave no a strength potion because y’all were being big old me of course come no I’m sorry I can’t move you up we just got to get going what we got oh well worth it yeah

Yeah she’s right yeah I’ll move you up Aaron because that was very nice of you to be very so Sportsman like to noise wait wait really what oh and I mve myself up because you made fun of me so oh come on why are you moving yourself

Whatever all right gentlemen if you can see here the most important thing according to Ian’s book is being able to I guess mow the lawn and that’s something we’re going to do today can’t believe you put a chore on there so I’m asking you to are you just

Making us do your chores you’re the one who put it in the book little bit I mean it is a pretty manly thing to help a lady up I don’t know what you’re talking about boys so this lawn whoever can get rid of the most will win oh so that’s

Why you had us bring shears well I guess this is happening all right and get all right CH some stuff here what heck was that yeah there’s also you got to survive this yard it’s not just mowing married in this yard wow hey maybe I should make this more

Interesting um hang on let me get this I’m going to carefully walk whever I mean technically the yard is getting don’t worry about it oh come on now I understand how this works oh watch out no was that you why is this game so dangerous wait am I the only one you

Might be oh wait does that mean I win yeah Aon well finish it kind of I guess just so grass though fine fine I’ll do the rest finish her beautiful lawn Aaron oh Eric eron watch out all right now do I win I think you missed the spot yeah I

Think so too anyways let’s go to the board all righty boys so looks like we got a good tier going you guys are pretty high Zane I’m actually is there rank higher than S tier um the can can I make it I don’t have anything though I don’t understand what I don’t

Understand how I lost the TNT event I mean nobody knows explosives better than me well Ian you didn’t pay attention to the pressure plates that’s how you lost you never said that were pressure plates that’s the point of the game is to think on your toes you know this competition

Is dumb just let him grieve yeah talk about a sore loser yeah SE rake boy I’m happy with a be look at this you guys very well I’m so proud of all of you good job guys you think I don’t know explosives I’m the best at explosive what happened explode the

Whole Ser oh my go shooting out TNT from his chest I guess how is this happening hey no hope you like your house oh my go can’t have anything over there consider it done I’m going to B would you stop I am the manliest in the world come on I need to R

Up he’s going I mean it’s a wreck anyway so after all the work we put in Ian that is neither manly nor Cash Money of you Ian Ian how does he run so fast look at this beautiful house for you bad you’re not going to be to enjoy

It whatting you idiot yep there it goes my house he’s right here oh my gosh uhoh say now I think you got another pest infestation oh it’s gone nice well I guess I you know your house looks so good too you know it actually looks kind

Of better you know I’ll take care of the remodeling nobody needs to worry about it we can definitely help no let it no I’m actually good maybe Zay and Aron but I’m good yeah yeah yeah by the way here’s the door found it thank you Aaron

I’m just going to go clean up everyone great job today