Aphmau’s Romantic Encounter with a Vampire King in Minecraft!

No you don’t how about you take a little bath my friend wait he got the wolf um excuse me thank you a human is this a cherry soda no it it’s Blood Soda oh I don’t think I want that I’m good you don’t like soda what kind of human are

You do you want anything furry friend he saved me again hey I didn’t know wol could fly this is awesome oh you want to fly oh let’s see how wait a minute oh guys should I be going faster you said there was a Hur puppy yeah yeah it’s

Fine don’t worry bu we got we got to do something is it puppy down there uh hey by the way also there’s no puppy sorry thanks for being our distraction distraction you guys are jerks although you know there is a puppy of sort wait are you the

Puppy hi puppy I here to help you all all right Pier actually maybe not it’s distracted huh what are you doing guys oh noing the puppy now the what are they taking a bone okay it’s nice to meet you I was there a bed I got to get out of here

There you are you stupid wolf no you don’t how about you take a little bath my friend he got the wolf um excuse me thank you human I was just here to fight that mut oh how then I’m done I’m out of here thank you very much

And wait wait I need to get out of here I didn’t get to thank him let’s see maybe I can go through here I do have a pickaxe so oh hey there’s a way out nice H I do need to think that vampire though I’m super curious now H let’s see let’s

Go see if I knock on the door maybe he’ll let me in oh doorbell nice all right let’s see hello hello oh hi what oh my Lord the human again he’s just staring at me menacingly let’s see if uh there we go can’t ignore me if I ring

The doorbell multiple times cuz that’s annoying right all right all right I don’t know why I have that doorbell there need to get rid of it oh hey I just uh wanted to thank you wait oh no those hous are coming from The Hub oh great the Wolves again wolves oh no my

Friends I got to go sorry sorry I’ll talk to you later I want to thank you but I guess I did wait wait are your friends wolves because if so I may have to okay made it back huh come on Kim we got to run

You’re going to eat us Kim no why are they so fast oh Pierce look who it is our favorite sacrifice hey I’ll leave her to you while I chase them okay oh hey F hope you don’t feel too bad about that throwing into the Wolves thing

Actually I feel really bad about it but now you’re wolves we needed that big boat so we can turn to werewolves and rule the server it’s going to be great I knew you were just using me you’re just going to let me go though right since you no no just kidding I’m definitely

Going to eat you come here you no you’re mine I’m going to take you on a little trip my furry friend he saved me again hey I didn’t know wol could fly this is awesome oh you want to fly oh let’s see how wait a minute oh what what are you

Uh Hey human girl are you are you all right I’m fine hey you well well well I didn’t realize that humans like to play as much on the server well I didn’t know that um you’re stinky oh boom now uh Retreat what should we chase after him oh no just let

That idiot run you’re not a werewolf right let’s get you to safety what about everybody else well I don’t know who um what are you doing checking your security how how do you live here without any traps by the way well I live here perfectly fine thank you it’s just

A lamp yeah I like it here too him wait wait wait you a werewolf yeah since those D wolves broke into my house I need to crash here no no no we are not letting your nerdy human live here she’s going to leave the Wolves right to your

Doorstep what she’s just my friend she doesn’t work with the Wolves there you idiot well you look fine your nerdy human friend can live here but no one else can be here but I find no too what hey guys what’s up thanks for letting me crash here oh hey

No who is this orange human o don’t what if I do nice why does he smell so much like cookies right you don’t that’s enough how are we dealing with all these walls on the server oh wow not a lot of blood on that guy did you just nice I

Never liked that guy yeah ditto and plus he didn’t even knock well that’s true it is vampire law he was my friend though you do have to treat my friends nicely though he have been your friend but he he had like no blood on him all right

And he was super scrawny I agre wolves now vampires I won’t let you stay here anymore do about human don’t pull out a sword in front of a vampire sorry about that it’s whatever the dude needs to eat more right I’m sure we can find a way to

Make a TR between no no no there’s plenty potatoes for everybody vampires and werewolves we don’t mix all right it’s that’s never going to change oh you know I agree because I think an and Pi are very mean don’t you guys think so yeah those two try to bite my butt and

Chase me around the whole serle H yeah totally I can’t let him leave it wait what is he doing hey you’re still here I’m not leaving I’m just setting up an Illusions so that the stupid wolves can’t see us anymore enemies they’re going to love wolves and nothing but

Wolves that’s what the stupid werewolf coties do to you werewolf coties what where can I get vampire ones yeah they’re all like oh man wolves are the best let’s go sniff butts or something oh wait wait wait run what what run what the wow that was a scary why do I have

So many traps because I don’t want random people coming into my house and stealing my stuff well that makes sense I’m an exception though right yeah I guess where do I sleep oh yeah yeah you can see right here o you know I normally don’t have people over so these are a

Little bit dirty but you can choose from any one of them coffin yeah wait what um I don’t know if I can what what are you talking about it’s comfortable um human sleep in just normal beds this is just a bed in a box it’s the same thing whatever are you

Hungry let’s get some food okay all right close the door um all right this way your food right you’re hungry actually I like that wao those books the books floated you’ve never seen floating books before oh all right no not at all actually really whatever let’s get some

Food serve up real quick W all righty I got everyone’s favorite drink here wao is this a cherry soda no it it’s Blood Soda oh I don’t think I want that I’m good you don’t like soda what kind of human are you you do you want anything

Else um yes please that would be nice let me think um dokie this place is crazy big and just a little further watch your head yep Welcome to our den is this okay from before Tada isn’t our den cool H this is where we chill out and over here’s our werewolf kitchen

Whenever we want snackies yep oh that’s pretty cool um M and then this is where we all rest or pee I kind of forget which it is anyway or do efficiency yeah that’s kind of gross I don’t think I like that hey don’t knock until you try

It so you like it right huh yeah yeah I mean I thought you guys hated wolves well not anymore they’re pretty fun mhm plus we get tails to chase oh I’m going to get it I’m going to get it oh boy that was wild are we tail chasing yeah

Bet never mind you have the human here oh that’s great that that means everything went smoothly where’s Pierce oh I hope they don’t no nobody can know how that went oh hey guys resp oh you got the see yeah so since you responded that that means you took care

Of him right the vampire the vampire yeah vampire yeah no he’s so dead oh way to go buddy yeah I don’t even know I bring him up that’s how that he is totally I’m a good boy I’m a good boy let’s get out yeah we good anyway you think you’re doing let’s

See we should turn her now right no no no no no no no no no no no no I called di what what why you no one is biting me okay just oh wait they’re fighting all right then we’re just going to have to settle this the oldfashioned way that’s right

Noi keep an eye on her uhhuh done huh wait what was that tasing thing can you show me that again oh you want to see again okay sure yeah the sun yep going to get it keep doing that good job you should show me how you do it over there you got a

Good eye that’s the best tail chasing spot oh I didn’t know now watch closely and that was a little too easy go over there are you watching are you watching yeah I’m totally watching good boy good job let me get this stuff here she nice I can probably do oh I’m getting closer

Do this oh I’m free he’s still watching oh yeah totally watching don’t worry I can’t see him spin the around where’d you go and um there you go there’s a bone see jackpot let’s see how can I get out of here go okay now you stay right there

And you’ll get this bone can I get out of here okay now you stay right there and you’ll get this bone after we’re done talking okay I still don’t trust him look he’s like a guard dog think of him as another defense right right I was

Going to ask were you going to bite me actually why you no no no no I was I was just kidding you know I like you as a human oh thanks thanks for saving me too I really appreciate that just you know don’t make it a habit of needing saving

You know I won’t I don’t think I need that hey B stop chewing up stuff no bone if you keep chewing I I would need to bite something oh he’s like a real dog here you can have this bone just go get it bone bone B

A few moments later for all coming to my Play-Doh party uh I have Play-Doh here and I want you all to understand that you are allowed to go walking around my house it’s not Kim’s house it’s like the green okay no no wait a minute wait a

Minute take some take some Play-Doh with you uh who else is going to eat the Play-Doh um um okay guys should really walk around the house when there’s a murder we got to figure out who the murderer is and I feel like walking around the house is going to help us

Okay okay so I don’t really want to eat this maybe turn off the light the murderer is scared of the dark so are we are we what what do we do um we just Tred to make sure that we find the murderer all right so the murderer is here and are you the

Sheriff just talk to are you come here what’s up what’s up what happened what happened first of all I don’t want this secondly what what am I supposed to do with this oh oh oh wait are you are you the sheriff that someone died Ian you got I

Don’t think I’m being a very good Sheri you’re not being a very good Sher yeah okay okay okay okay oh that Play-Doh is great yeah the Play-Doh is really good hey have you met my twin sisters yet I sure hope everyone’s really alive out here who did that right here what what

What is what is it what is go oh can I talk to you in private for a moment don’t go over there someone just died why why are you trying to get people to like hide and stuff I don’t know Casey why are you being so Shifty all of a

Sudden oh Shifty don’t know whatever if you want to die then go off into that little secret corner to okay all right which one do I shoot uh which one do I shoot okay that one what what is that that one F what what there’s two asso oh my God that was

Suspicious oh no I was trying to tell you that was suspicious wow okay that is yay you just you got me in the why you got a clone I what am I I don’t think clones are innocent people what the what right that was my sister I mean

No hesitation Ian come on I didn’t know you had a sister is she single okay all right welcome to my uh all right this is my house I think thank you for coming out um you don’t know if this is your house or not it looks like it could be

My house inspiration from Kim’s colors it seems a I knew you love green well I wanted my kitchen I wanted my kitchen to be healthy so yeah that’s how that works I don’t care whose house it is I I I don’t trust you I don’t trust you I

Don’t trust you but at least you’re a boy I don’t trust you I I I think all girls are bad they’re murderers they’re out to get us um and you know what I’m going to do something about it what what are you going do why you looking through

My house what are you doing I’m taking your napkins we’re going to be on the boys those are napkins what R wait is this for cooties same perfect yes I am keeping all the cooties out there’s going to be a cotie cave that we are going to protect ourselves from the

Cooies um Zane you’re welcome to join even though you might already beers sorry there wait huh don’t exist I mean why do you think I’d be wh whiskers going to wash you is whiskers a boy or a girl H whiskers is a boy hours now okay

Whiskers is cool then um so yeah all right ladies come here come here come here come here ladies ladies come here come here come here come here we’re going to talk we’re going to talk at the kitchen over here all right I got to talk talk to you all right all right

Give me some napkins we’re getting napkins all right all right ladies let let me talk to you real quick let me talk to you real quick all right so them boys are zomb right let’s be honest with each other because we we as a women’s is

Very we’re very we’re very we’re very H together girl are you are y’all the murderers no no no all right so one of the murderers is in there it’s got to be one of the stinky boys yeah one of the wait a minute wait a minute are they the murderer and the

Sherff oh my gosh oh oh no but but but I have I have a suspicion I think that boys are lying the boys are lying you never lie well well well I think that you may be the murderer and you may be the sherff I I think you guys

May be the murderer and the sheriff because because we’re honest with each other right right ladies do you because we’re haven’t died yet yeah lies all the time I do not I just lied to Girls Z come here like boys can be honest with each other yeah Boys

Boys Boys Boys Boys Boys Boys Boys all right Zane uh whiskers um yeah so do You I have a gun well whiskers good job whiskers you Sav yeah good job whiskers woo y whiskers did it totally saved us I’m just going to yep oh man Casey said she wants to date you whiskers wait hang on no oh you a boy wait where’ the sheriff come go

No Dam oo button do not press you should press it guys I’m lost I did press it nothing happened he’s in the library it’s scary Library where over here okay well one of us is a murderer he’s got books out I don’t like it it’s his worst nightm perfect place for

Someone to murder me huh what let’s see get rid of that get rid of this stuff we don’t need these things we don’t need bookshelves we don’t need the bookshelves I’m going to go explore this laboratory and I’m going to saw a bike up here a bike a

Bike what do they do on this thing Zay is they use the to carry the labat oh I think it’s just cuz how big the place is there’s a calabra oh this is some SCP stuff what is this that’s scary don’t do that again you scared the

Murder oh no oh okay okay okay okay can’t be us right cuz yeah saw that yeah cuz cuz we’re too cute we’re too cute yeah yeah yeah okay okay hello hello uh anyone anybody in here I’m alive Ian’s alive oh okay I’m I’m hiding I have the

Best hiding spot guys someone died wait oo where’s Casey I casy I have the best hiding spot she’s probably the one that died I think she died in no it’s okay Zane there’s plenty of other fish in the sea oh is that Ian oh that’s not Ian that’s a bike blending in so

Well okay Kim get on come on let’s go okay woo out what I see him I see you that’s so cool can I get on can you get on get on can’t wait for me okay all right one person bike someone did this and I think it was Zane what you just shot

Kim Kim I okay okay she got in the way I’m the sheriff shut up I’m the sheriff She I’m sorry Kim JC I’m sorry I know you won’t forgive me but Daddy needs a win whoa Z Zane Zane Zane what do you like this place yeah yeah I do I mean it’s pretty nice pretty intricate very cool look I found this I don’t know what

It does I I don’t I wouldn’t do anything with that AAU it looks like it’s going to explode should I follow you uh yeah I think you should follow me yeah I don’t like how you said that yeah I don’t like how you’re suggesting I follow you I

Said I don’t care what you guys are doing I I found something I found a different game I’m going to play what did you find I found computer games computer games oh computer games I want to play Ms paint where are you hey look at got computer game yeah I’m playing

Computer games it’s a good time he’s playing some computer games hey what if I throw this into the vat of acid throw what throw what what do you have you know what I I’m just going to stand all the way over here oh I think

It’s a um I think it’s a what you guys I think it’s a dinosaur maker I think if I throw it you should throw it in that vat yeah I’m going throw it in the vat no I don’t think you should do anything like that don’t break

The this water smells okay it’s going to get all over my computer game oh gross wait how is he just Dam I got you a carpet oh thanks all right you know what I don’t trust everyone being here at the same time I’m I’m leaving you guys can’t

Cross the carpet line stay over there cross it I’m going to put the carpet in the acid I said don’t cross it what happened no no no what what happened get get what’s going you got of the way are you are you you’re the sheriff why are

You I B Kim hey stop stop stop Kim Kim Kim Kim that’s not right you can’t do that that is not right at all Mrs Kimmy ma’am no no I didn’t mean to guys guys guys hey look I found this isn’t that cool look oh that’s so cool want to see it again While whoa there’s a way out of here Casey wow oh man I think Casey has a different way out of here I’m dead I’m just dead o okay all right we got the line up everybody get into place what oh okay okay uh line upgs line line I’m in the line this is

The poorest I’ve ever seen you kiss your mother with that mouth I’m trying to light up all right we’re playing murderer and that murderer better step to the front right now why did Z get so mean I don’t know why is he like shut that mouth give

Me 50 push-ups right now you crazy with power huh one is that what you call push-up son no this is dumb you sad sack of potatoes what a sorry excuse for a pushup uh I’m going to go and not get murdered over here I I have a break sir yes Miss

Huh hey guys guys guys everyone come over here everyone come over here we don’t know where you went oh oh my gosh I’m over here look look look oh down this hallway everyone come here come here come here Ian Ian get over here come on I’m still doing push-ups I said

You were dismissed what is this it says do not sit oh I want to sit down the push-ups are hard okay yeah you you should go sit down give a shot I guess okay give me a break what was the Trap no I don’t think

It was a trap uh Casey give it a shot okay okay he’s fine yeah what Cas I I know and you couldn’t get her until Nails I’m sorry darn it hang on now that I’m a ghost do I still have to do push-ups yes you do maggot oh

H all right what what’s this huh you’ll never find me ooh yes oo okay okay all right okay okay okay hey guys anybody here uh where exactly is here I’m I’m hiding I don’t trust anyone here like um at this base that we’re at yes we’re all in the

Base okay welcome welcome I have a cannon they trusted me with this for some reason what do you mean they trust you who’s they please watch out yeah woo there’s firing wood blocks in the air that’s all I got oh that’s a lot of blocks what was that what’s a noise what

Does somebody have a cat I don’t know Kim just drove by on a tractor Kim you’re having a what you that’s so cool out of my way fo look how fast I’m going yes you’re going at stiff so I don’t think Kim can be the murderer I didn’t mean totally be a

Killer how can you be sure I don’t know I think she’s just having too much fun to be the murderer yeah yeah she’s probably right yeah iuh wait where’s thean fishing what was that noise oh what was that noise like Ian Ian Ian no Ian no I’m hiding what was that explosion then

Ian nothing wasn’t me I feel like that was Ian you know what I’m not going to handle this oh don’t mind if about do really I thought it was Ian somehow huh yeah I don’t know why guys I got angel wings I’m an angel now guys just cuz I have this hand

Can doesn’t mean I’m the murderer okay okay there’s another explosion I don’t know uh some weird sizzling noises coming from the tank I think the tank I I don’t know if I want that tank all right I’m flying around cuz I have the wings uhhuh who died Kim and Casey died Ian

Ian Ian can’t see me I’m nowhere can’t see me um um I see you no you don’t that’s scary go scare Zade wait wait wait wait wait you said Kim and Casey died yes I told you the tank was sizzling I don’t know about that partner I don’t know about that

Either are you sure that Ian’s not anywhere around here jump it was me in the armor what is wrong with you one of you is the murderer I think I look pretty cool huh I’m an angel with a shotgun I’m going to deal with this wait but but I I I just

Wanted to play with the armor I thought it was pretty cool okay yeah but who deals with w s I did it I did it I did it I told you I just wanted to play with the armor where my wings go hey a yeah where my

Arm go I’m going take this set woo okay all right we all have a roll now