BeckBroJack’s GODLY Minecraft MONK Evolution! 😱

So today started out as a pretty normal day i woke up took a poop check to see if people were subscribing to my youtube channel please subscribe then i went outside but i noticed that my robot rodney was acting kinda weird so i chased him down and checked his

Inventory and what the flippy stole so many cookies rodney this is the last straw unfortunately my rocket launcher plan blew up in my face so that’s when i decided i would start my training to become a master monk so i could absolutely never steal my cookies again here’s what

Happened bessie give me the power of a god what the heck bessie alright well bessie said to check out the chest and there’s a book called monk man very young very dumb beck bro jack today you will be mastering the ways of the monk start by punching 10 trees while furiously screaming

Then i’ll explain what to do next love bessie while best you haven’t steered me wrong before i will use the power of a monk in order to steal rodney’s soul and the cookies well this seems simple enough all i have to do is just punch some trees while screaming

Wait did you guys see that something popped up on my screen let’s try this again wait a second we just had an advancement way of the square fist when i checked my advancements look at this we got an achievement and the next one is monk

Level one we need to break 10 wood locks well that’s exactly what bessie told me to do punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch it’s working yes yes yes yes yes you’re mine tree there is no escaping boop bop bingo come

On come on come on this should be the last one yes monk level one look at my fist of fury now go ahead and punch the like button like i’m punching you in the face we’ve now unlocked awakened skills your hands can now quickly break wooden blocks without tools and they do 100

Extra damage our next quest to become a master monk is to meditate while watching a sunset or sunrise ah we are meditating meditation station we are watching the sun and it is working the circle is spinning it’s going up with green power and we have become monk

Level two uh bessie it’s working rodney you’re so dead as monk level two our hunger now depletes fifty percent slower that’s because we are mentally inclined and wait a second we also got a half a a row of of armor points i’m practically invincible the next quest is to swim

Until your lungs nearly burst nessie i’m coming in all right wait a second it seems to be working the longer i’m staying down here the more my beautiful meditation circle is growing and there we go it worked we are monk level 3 this is so easy and just for doing

That we’ve gained another half armor point we are slowly and steadily becoming a god monk our next task is to break five stone blocks with our bare hands is that even possible let’s try it out this is taking forever there is no way this is going to

Work there was just complete lies oh wait okay so we’re not able to harvest it but it still increased our meditation circle so i will mine four more stone blocks even though my knuckles are quite bloody number three it’ll all be worth it once i can eat rodney from existence

We’ve done it to monk level four so now supposedly our hands should be as strong as stone tools i honestly don’t believe it wait a second it worked i can now harvest stone using the power of fists wait a second am i reading this right we

Need to pet 20 animals in order to level up as a monk you must be one with animals in nature bessie i will pet you it worked look at that look at that bessie with that uh okay bessie gave me a heart we have a pig heart i don’t know

Why there’s pigs down here what’s up porkers you’re getting awfully close to that lava oh i don’t know if this is the way of the monk this is not the way of the monk don’t worry i was just kidding can i pet you oh my gosh buddy actually loved it come

Here piggy there you go peppa pig parky i just want to pet you pet wait there’s so many yes i’m at like a petting zoo fetch you peche you two pechu three petro four i really want to kill the fake bestie reginald yes thank you reginald for your

Love what i get what i get what i get i am now a friend to all animals so if i right click uh any animal they will now love me forever now these chickens will make baby chickens because my hands did it my hands are just so policy i am

Basically just a god i am creating life with my hands our next task is to sprint 200 blocks continuously while i’m guessing if i do this i will gain extreme sonic speed because it seems like every other quest that i’m doing i get an upgrade that sort of goes along with that quest

We yes run 40 faster and jump 20 higher and our fists do 200 attack damage chicken i know we are best friends but i need to test this out oh okay so my punches now do around four attack damage next up as a monk we are not only

Peaceful creatures we must protect those from evil therefore i must lay 10 hostile enemies to rest kowalski analysis You win this time oh hostile hostile creature target acquired oh hello you’ve never fought a master monk before have you yes one down beat em up beat em up beat em up i’m taking a lot more damage than i want to as a monk you must know when you’ve been defeated and you

Must flee in order to get stronger and come back even more powerful later aka i think i’m gonna die i’m gonna run but we are back for more they have guns i am not yet on neo’s level from the matrix therefore i cannot dodge bullets luckily

Bessie was kind enough to give us some hostile creatures punch him in the spleen baby right for the clean kidney shot kidney shot kidney shot kidney shot kidney shot it’s working oh we have a young child mumps do not care as a level 7 monk our

Hands now do 400 attack damage and we’ve also gained even more armor now we need to dodge a skeleton’s arrow five times in a row without getting hit luckily i’m already professional at this all right so we’re gonna put the skeleton down here and let’s see exactly what happens

Wait what it’s wait am i supposed to be dodging this yeah it’s not working wait a second one dodge how does it even know give me a guess we get two dodged wait a second this is working this is working one more come on come on come on do it

Yes yes you little pleb you actually did it you powered me up even more you’re so dumb now you’re dead our new ability is literally just to grab skeleton arrows directly out of the air is this dude gonna try to shoot me okay it did nothing it just it does nothing

It’s just nothing oh yes wait okay i think i need to be facing it if i am facing the skeleton it just does nothing i’m grabbing it out of the air the skeleton didn’t even go to the water it ran away it had no idea how to approach

A man that can grab its arrows out of the flipping sky i am one step closer to being a god rod deep our next task is to break a block of iron bessie i need a block of iron instead sweet let’s see if this actually works wait a second i can

Mine that absurdly fast and it gives me back the iron block so i could just do this over and over after this one we should get the upgrade guys it works we are now monk level nine okay so as a level nine monk we now have the hands of

Iron tools so i can just punch through dirt with the with the speed of a thousand wins my brother derpa would be so proud speaking of dirt we actually have a brand new plushie that’s coming out in the next few days on backproject.com i don’t want to spoil it

Too much so sad be sure to pixelate this out it is easily our biggest plushie yet be sure to keep on checking out the website backproject.com so you can be one of the first people to actually get it bessie wants me to take a boat upon the ocean and contemplate the midnight

Moon bessie why are you so mystical yet so wise well we have a boat now we just need an ocean so we’re out in the middle of the ocean right now seems like it’s probably about oh it’s midnight cool it’s going up it’s going up the meditation circle is slowly rising and

We have evolved into monk level 10. what i get what i get what i get well i can now just stand on water and then if i want to sink i think it could just shift click so basically i have now become jesus well our next objective as back

Bro monk is to peacefully co-exist among the endermen wait a second the bar went up it’s going up do i literally just need to stand next to the enderman we are now best as butts i’m gonna try to hold his hand hey buddy how you doing i’m just gonna peacefully meditate next

To you don’t mind me i’m just thinking about cookies and how many cookies i’m gonna steal from rodney later today probably gonna be at least a couple thousand and i’m gonna punch him in the face and then hopefully he’s gonna explode oh it worked thank you mr

Anderman now i can kill you wait wait wait he knows kung fu okay all right maybe i’m not that powerful yet monk level 12 walk 10 blocks through fire one two three four five six seven eight nine ten okay did something just teleport well we’ve

Leveled up to level 12 and it seems like the fire no longer affects me wait a second after getting monk level 11 it looks like we unlocked an ability called blink oh okay that’s sweet for whatever reason it seems like it damages us every single time we use it though but that’s

Still so cool monk level 13 break one obsidian block with your bare hands i’m pretty sure this is illegal but if the magical monk ways tell me i need to do this i will do it first let’s just clear out the stone which is just it’s unreal that i’m actually able to mine

The stone that fast okay we’re going to go do it we’re going to keep hitting it we’re going to keep hitting it we’re just going to keep hitting it i don’t know exactly how long it’s going to take me literally looks like we are swiping at the obsidian slap slap slap slap slap

Slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap two hours later it actually worked that took like five minutes i knew we could do it yes we leveled up we now officially have diamond hands and look at our armor i didn’t even realize it’s

Going up so much this is crazy this is basically a very slow way to cheat your way through minecraft convince a creeper to give up exploding by giving it a friendly kiss i really have to go kiss a creeper you’re not even supposed to hug

A creeper i’m about to walk up to this dude and he’s going to try to explode and i am going to have to seduce the creeper hey buddy look at me look at me i’m looking all juicy over here yeah i’m looking so juicy just so cuddly no don’t

Do it i have convinced him i have given him the kiss of life now i give you the kiss of death and he’s dead wait a second can i do that with any single creeper now so if i just go up to it wait wait

No no no i literally just give it a kiss on the head and then now it’s my friend all you have to do is go up to it and just give it a big ol wet smooch this is the weirdest day of my life monk level

15 travel to another fortress and win a staring competition against the wither skeleton luckily i’m pretty good at staring competitions while i’m trying to find it let’s actually have a staring competition if i win you have to subscribe if i lose you have to leave a

Like and yes i know it’s a win-win all right three two one go i think i may be blinked nope nope nope we’re good yup eyes are slowly i stink well that was maybe like three seconds well if you beat me you have to leave a like those

Are the rules and technically yes i did make them up but if you tried to do the competition that means that you signed up for whatever the results were all right now to find a fortress i also forgot that one of my abilities is to literally just survive in lava okay

Maybe not maybe not maybe not it was it was for just a very short period of time actually okay all right we should have definitely looked at the instructions before actually doing and committing to jumping into the lava that was not my best idea it is very difficult to see

Here i really hope one of the monk’s abilities eventually is to get night vision oh okay this dude okay i’m gonna i’m gonna stare at him i literally have to stare directly into his eyeballs okay well this is probably not gonna work because i’m slowly backing my way into a

Blaze spawner no no no no no no don’t even look at me don’t even touch me okay now we can stare at each other no what is what is happening i am currently getting destroyed would everybody please just chill can you not see i am busy staring at this man maybe

I could just stare from afar all right i’m staring i’m staring i might just need to tank some hits here all right hey buddy why would you do this it’s working it’s working it’s working stop it stop turning around please stay please stay no i’m staring what’s happening wait a

Second okay we were just in a trance for a second we’re so close Come on no way it was like this much i figured out how to outsmart him because i am the world’s smartest minecraft monk we did it you’re so dumb wait what’s happening i think he’s dying how is he dying let’s check out my new abilities your judging stare can wither

Any undead creature down so wait a second if i just stare at it it’ll just slowly wither away our next task is to take a very high leap of faith onto hey well let’s see if this is high enough three two one come on nope not high

Enough take number two in three two one come on still not high enough what come on come on come on come on come on yes monk level 16 uh now i’m trapped in a hole our brand new ability is cat-like reflexes so we barely take any fall

Damage i am basically turning into the assassin from assassin’s creed except i’m an assassin monk monk level 18 sleep upon a bed of rock remember to look before you sleep so i have no idea what that means if you guys have any idea please leave a comment down below

Because i am genuinely confused chicken what does it mean clockers if you tell me i will pet you well i petted it and it didn’t really do anything well i know most monks give up all of their worldly possessions so maybe that includes my beautiful amazing comfy bed am i able to

Just sleep on two pieces of stone wait a second i feel like it might be a riddle it says sleep upon a bed of rocks so we might need to go down to bedrock down we go we’ve made it down to the bottom oh

Wait a second it worked so all he had to do was find just two pieces of bedrock that were directly on the same level and wait a second we have leveled up and it also worked it is probably morning now do i have blindness i do wait a second i

Have turned into a blind monk while our hands can now mine any mindable material we do 800 attack damage and we are apparently now blind to restore your sight slay five enemies well first i gotta get out of this hole well this should hopefully work let’s test it out

Oh it does wait a second let’s just spawn in skeleton skeletons can’t even do damage to me the skeleton just shoots me but it does nothing all poor skeletons so young so dumb so ignorant you don’t even know the power that i hold is too much

We’re no longer blind monk level 18 our bare hands now do sixteen hundred percent more attack damage that literally does not even compute my brain so if i were to spawn in a creeper right and then we’re gonna kiss it because apparently i can kiss creepers and then

I’m just gonna jump and i’m gonna hit it it is a one-hit ko our next mission is to fight and kill one wither boss using just our bare hands we’re going back down to bedrock i actually survived that it just doesn’t make sense i’m so powerful and we’ve officially spawned in

The winter which i will use my bare face to punch to death i’m also withering it too because technically it’s not dead boss oh my goodness yes we just defeated the weather and i have no armor no weapons just the power of the monk monk level 20 is to

Fall into the void luckily i know exactly where to do that please tell me this is going to work come on it worked this is where it all began i guess my powers come from the void the void eternity infinite potential infinite possibility infinite imagination how did it begin

How will it all end why does it all exist questions questions falling into the void i am one with all things all things are one with me i am the monk the backbone monk level 20. oh rodney oh rodney i can now fly any final words rodney

That’s what i thought i’m taking back the cookies and we are finishing this in three two one say bye rodney