BionicLMAO Defies Minecraft Logic

It’s been some time since we last watched some Minecraft without any logic oh God no I’m already scared why do we do this to ourselves Gamers our brain cells know why is he not thick a tree is a thick it’s supposed to be thick why is

He about to explode dude this is hurting my brain already bro I I get mad sometimes like it just starts frying my brain and I just get mad it’s probably all the brain cells I lost what wait so the Villager pooped out the egg and now we have a giant villager thing

Now we have Morpheus my boy Morpheus is just vibing and why is the snowball null what why did the snowball just turn alive and throw him into the Oblivion okay and then it just like what is going on hello to drop the diamond oh hey Morpheus

Welcome did you have a nice journey in China you just teleported across the world and came back nice nice literal Diamond chest plate that’s actually kind of funny yo I think he’s got a really funny I like that oh wait why was that normal oh no you pissed off the wrong

Sheep bro yo man I miss old bunk remember the baldonic memes those are good days oh I’m not shaving my head again I don’t care if we hit 10 million Subs bro I’ll get a tattoo or chop off my arm and get a real cyborg arm I’ll do that but I’m

Not shaving my head never again I went through so much abuses baldonic oh my gosh okay not as much as abuse as these villagers though yo I actually looked like a villager before Oh my gosh I used to bully them and then I became one and now we’re back to bullying them

No actually now we’re watching them do like what the heck why in the Kool-Aid did this guy just oh okay that’s a terrifying way to die bro no don’t explode him actually screw it he killed the Villager he did a crime wait the bed died wait my boy’s just

Levitating huh what he just okay goodbye Goodbye Mr gollum have a good time in heaven I heard uh everything tastes good there like the clouds all right finally guys some normal we couldn’t even get normal Minecraft for like one second what the balls is going on oh God

Why is the fish coming up no bro the fish aren’t supposed to do that no why who gave him the oh my God bro that better not have been SpongeBob because yo Spongebob doesn’t have his boating license straight up and what no chicken stop what you didn’t explode

You could have just waited for him to lay the egg what are you doing now why why why is this happening Morpheus why are you not eating the eggs you’re gonna get salmon in Manila you turn into a chicken no man oh man what is even happening I

Can’t even guess what the next frame is gonna be even if my life depended on it all right this guy’s gonna blow up this wandering Predator is going to look and be like oh never mind see he got clapped man oh no that’s down bad hey yo not even I

Wouldn’t even do that my crush I would not even like drink or eat the spit of my crush bro and hello okay yes how many Golems spawn in this really by the way I think we’ve gone through like five I think five have just suffered an insane

Fate okay that was yeah that was that makes sense no it grew legs why does everything grow legs bro is this Minecraft but you grow legs like I’m so confused no where did you get that Anvil Anvil from Um I don’t know okay where did that Anvil come from I thought you just shot it okay and bro is like fine didn’t even die oh hello ah yes cool yeah the grass block you know suddenly became saintsian and just dropped him as an item and all

Right you just spawned him right back in that was needed you know like the video wouldn’t have made sense if the grass block didn’t come and shovel him and then pick him up and then Place him again and hello Mr Craig Oh dude and then the Minecraft music doesn’t make it any like more normal Mega Meat that’s what they used to call me back in the Never No One used to call me mega me I wish why does bro look like my dad oh my God yo Dad if you’re watching I’m sorry

Clap buyer dance but I’m not even gonna finish that sentence um anyways oh okay frog ate then the pro does that mean okay we’re inside the Frog hello frog it’s nice and warm in here oh okay now we’re here in Mega Man town I don’t know what I’m saying anymore and now I

Want dinnerbone dinner and Bone I like bone and I like dinner and now I put on the world and the world upside down and now I’m gonna die goodbye world oh my gosh no not Morpheus again bro dude dude dude please don’t do anything stupid just be normal

Bro this is the neighbor’s kid this is the kid that your mom says why don’t you hang out with him because he turns into a boat mom he turns into a boat okay I don’t want to hang out with a kid who can turn into a boat and I can ride him

I don’t even know man I don’t even know bro this guy’s videos are just melting my brain you could go subscribe to him if you want you know I I would recommend it but at the same time I wouldn’t because it might actually just scare you like I can’t sleep at night sometimes

Because oh did you just get run over by the panda oh okay understandable that was after the freaking Big Steve just like sat on us and we died dude never thought I would die like that actually if I could die like that that wouldn’t be that bad to be honest die to

Some butt cheeks anyways we got more important things to talk about Gamers like this diamond ore dude what just happened how did you just kill my diamond ore and why did I mine it with a wooden all right it doesn’t matter it’s time to plant some seeds there’s planner some

Seeds on my farm using my bone meal that’s not how that’s supposed to work what is this dude why does it keep getting bigger oh my gosh well what why did you break it I I wanted to break it okay well I guess not I guess it’s time to get some more

Diamonds yo this is an older version of Minecraft right because like stuff doesn’t oh God hello Mr Morpheus no don’t let him get him bro don’t let him he just killed your diamond before yo he just killed our diamond yeah why would you okay um honestly yo honestly that’s some

Stuff I would do oh but then now he’s okay that was really funny bro bro just sank grudges sink he thought he did something for a second but why what is this what is he gonna do is he gonna make a pee pee a lava peepee wait what

Okay what what is gonna happen is the entire ocean I knew it why did I see that coming oh my God that looks crazy dude that looks so cool I saw that coming though yo I guessed that one fam oh my goodness Gamers you gotta like comment down below at one

Point confuse you the most like honestly I all right this wins for me this is it for me no I didn’t like that at all that actually scared me dude I didn’t see that coming I don’t know why I don’t know that freaked me out and okay

We gave him all the colors lgbtq oh we forgot the red what why did dude that would be so cool though if you can dye your entire dog but you know what you can die red the Subscribe button actually that didn’t make sense