Blazing Minecraft Madness

All right guys so this is going to be our first video it’s going to be Minecraft and uh cry about it if he play shaders or ass but I tried my best cuz it’s just um compliment Unbound that Shader except I went to the settings and changed it to

Make it look more atmospheric and it’s supposed to get really [ __ ] dark at night any I think it’s pretty good my computer don’t like it though it’s screaming hold on I got to check my notifications on my phone all right I’m back it was just my

Friend God damn it texted me again I honestly don’t care enough that have to deal with SK this is my girlfriend actually I’m not want to trck nope we’re good it’s not my girlfriend all right so it’s already getting [ __ ] dark gets dark fast I feel like it’s darker I don’t know maybe

It’s like a psychological effect anyways I think I did a good job making this uh look good and uh right I’m actually just playing on a my pet called fabulously optimized can’t speak English um then I took a Shader and customized it the settings to make it

Look cool and it it’s really [ __ ] Pitch Black in the caves or in the darkness the water I forgot I made it slightly red because I se I I might keep it like that I really [ __ ] blurry under water I made it like that let’s be honest if

You’re swimming through dir ass River with blood in it I guess then well um it’s obviously not going to be that clear probably going to get dirt in your eyes can be a little bit dirty anyway I’m sorry you can hear my [ __ ] keyboard clicking it’s really [ __ ] loud I have a

[ __ ] I have a what is this bad boy called a Corsair k55 pro light or game don’t know if that’s good or bad but I have it and mouse is a red dragon 8000 DPI freaking wi gam Mouse thing I don’t know what that um right right right I forgot I got to

Survive we got to go find trees do stuff got to ax for survive actually I don’t really like the redness water atmosphere I think it was in it was not uh lighting col multiplier oh ball I got another notification still not for my girlfriend but we’re good

Materials water yeah turn that off cuz I want to be dark uh all right hold on okay now I just made it slightly green blue and mostly green other I mean like most like river water is green there I think actually Brown I don’t know I don’t anyways looks nice better better than

Red computer really don’t like this is literally screaming at me right now this basically completely vanilla everybody you can think of to make it even better Al sorry if I hear people talking back and noises in the background because well you know I because I’m like 16

Oh my God bro is slow usually like freaking what’s it called um no makes freaking vein M but it’s like Feed The Beast mod uh F Tob Aline I think it’s called yeah I usually use that just trees mostly it takes so freaking long to M trees bro so

Very L also shut up if you don’t like the way I play and okay and uh as any good anyone that plays mft for now pickax is like if you make a full set of one cools you should go die because you’re a loser and any person that has ever

Touched thought of Minecraft actually in their life should know that you just need it and why the [ __ ] did I make my crafting table so far away okay so we have plenty of time like to make each episode about an hour long honestly but we’ll see I don’t

Even know I’m much talking loud enough right now I’m talking too loud I don’t know uh that in there then I more Stone and then I got to make stuff AKA furnace five six seven we got F and then I want one a I get sword normally I don’t make a sword

But I don’t do it I was like why is it so dark right here iot I turn on cloud sh be better if the cloud Shadows actually like went with oops the clouds hold on I got uh no this one was my girlf I got to check it

Hold on yeah see there’s no Cloud there a cloud sh kind of yeah be right back okay game we’re back it was just her telling me that she’s eating right now and I told her that I was recording right now Anyway and I forgot was even for bit Speak oh my God hold on my girlfriend texted me again okay I’m back again hopefully she I don’t mean it like that I mean like it’s my go you I came back again to the top to

My oh my God what am I do I hav’t play Survival so long Bro take oh wait no noot I got to I got to make the axe and that okay furnace got put that that now we all know sword goes first pickax X sword pickaxe ax yes sword pickaxe ax or pickaxe sword ax I don’t know doesn’t really matter Sun’s going down that sucks

Because it’s going to get really [ __ ] dark so I got to find a place to hide and I would build a little house but I really [ __ ] suck at building I know spot thing to build it’s going to be ass because I’m still ass building but it’s getting really [ __ ] dark really

[ __ ] and I’m out of and it’s getting it get blurry at night I think it’s cool is no I don’t know cook something cook something hurry I don’t know what to do can wait it out I guess even a block there it’s hard to tell in the

Okay I place the furnace did I oh yeah I did F got another notification it is drift we’re good now um doesn’t tell you when it’s night wow what the ball s I need a torch that really help um um um [ __ ] tell you the time like oh my

God I don’t know what half of stuff means on like zero Sky zero zero light has no light the plan Day Zero you see what day you’re on I’m back like I did not know you could see what they are that’s actually pretty damn cool uh zero sound 0% mood

Zero Okay g I’m back yet again okay y’all I’m back now decided to stop the recording until it’s turning day and it’s finally turning day pretty fancy Romantical okay uh oops I come here Mr Cow I’m going to beat your meat calm down I can’t calm down I’m too excited oh heck yeah now eat the raw meat believe it or not it’s actually really healthy to eat raw meat from somewh animal you just killed with a

Sword made out of rocks yeah very trusted I know this spce but you guys don’t need this uh we Good Parish before my hand so whatever to kill this die you stupid piece of ball sack that cow would not die make leather armor wait can you make

Leather armor I think you can or could pretty sure you could at one point I don’t think it’s I don’t I just saw my life flash my eyes dark it gets down there like just little Hool P black like one got to I’m dumb I’m [ __ ] right there see that look who

I expected it does not get BL probably can make it to it do get so blurry at night cuz like it gets so blurry you can’t even see stars and like I like stars they’re cool they’re really like kind of weird how you literally did can’t even tell if they coal in

Here don’t trust that there’s blocks here cook I need one piece of Co so I can make a and all good and there not I think I’m Stuck being the boss that’s I’m just going to trust that I can find some surface coal because I’m not going that deep into a cave pitch [ __ ] like and you can’t see anything and I’m not in peaceful so yeah Spa Shadow nice like it’s always the same color nice

Nice it’s always nice and dark though because well it’s supposed to be dark cuz it’s like a really it’s supposed to be y oh my God I got a little excited when I saw that P coal not balls oh yeah whatever I mean I get excited about balls

Too if they’re bouncing I like bouncing balls not in a gay way bro like I literally like mouny walls like the toy they’re fun I hope I don’t need near that one but I probably won’t because I can just cut down another tree right I

Should oh my God oh my SC near nauseous I’m stalking them God you can zoom bro right there that’s what I need but I got some here look at it I finally have light Li it I mean light I mean Li it don’t be racist that’s racist yes my

Village and the door the door floor is dirt uh what’s the most efficient from breaking this my hand cuz it doesn’t take care actually crafting table not your hand dang that shut up freaking tra didn’t need you hold on did the same thing all right I’m back who when did I

Get up here oh wait coming up here [ __ ] I got cereal so enjoy this short sound if you can hear of me eating cereal take one bite I don’t want to you know what I mean Fruity Pebbles we all know that’s the best it’s really freaking good uh let me pause the game

So it doesn’t get night and I’ll be back actually you’re not going to hear me this so yeah I’ll be back oh my God I’m still eating I just no you can take 4K screenshots that’s epic I take a couple of those I find some good

Spots yeah I’ll be back after I’m done eating I scroll okay there what does scroll Lo even do we’ll never know same for uh what’s the other what’s the other one what’s the other one numb lock I don’t know what that does caps lock I do know what that

Does locks and caps num lock what the [ __ ] does that do guess whatever anyway I’m Back Back in Black oh my God I couldn’t tell if I was like having a heart attack or something for a second let me tell you those just look so good during night cuz like has the

Lighting stuff I’m not going to take all this hay that’s a lot of [ __ ] hay look at all that imagine how many breads I can make with that why is the bed dirty God you can zoom so far why is the bread bed dirty another notification never mind my friends

Probably about breaking there’s some crazy drama on right now it’s going to Crazy whatever I’ll be right back yep we’re good my friends are just mad at me because I think you should break up with my half sister my half is balls what we’re good Um f with whatever the fre crop never Place bro TR what actually bro ass I don’t know what buildings have Loot and which ones don’t does that one have loot I don’t think so don’t course probably grosser than my butth hole okay I don’t know if this nice

Little place I’m going to stay just because there’s actually light mine all huh I’m sweet you mom can swep this floor here yeah my hand’s clean right now cat piss all over by the boys’s dresser that’s nasty yeah that’s me Amanda so I am going to I figured Everybody night and Interiors were different cuz I like it I want them to be like interior I like it when you go inside and it gets really blurry outside but I don’t want to be super blurry at night because I feel like at least kind of annoy some can make it slightly

L if my computer doesn’t explode just from that okay can I pause right now okay 20 minutes going WR yeah what my recording is not possible sorry noises I’m making halfway throwing that’s some good [ __ ] it’s a big house man to kill you why is he dirty a

Bad why am I dirty wait am I dirty oh my God my legs my legs are dirty stop looking at my balls guys Okay so H I like how is this so look look at isn’t it cool how when you go inside can’t even see you it’s

Like T I really like it see how blur that is and if I go outside this still count in here second oh wait no it’s night time cuz since it’s night time a little freaking blurriness is ass that’s what it looks like when you’re inside gets all blurry and then

During the daytime it’ll be crystal clear for stupid block there’s going be my house so first we’re going to clear this spot up we need that and that and that is smok right suck so we’re going to throw my food in there we’re going to split this in half put it

In there we’re good we’re all good mhm and just because it’s so fing dark I’m I’m going to put a corner a light a torch of one of these things Corner this place got a I get a mod adds like better sounds hold on okay hold let me get adj in my sh

Huh lazy for that crap what do you think I am not lazy yeah yeah I’m back and I’m out of breath I thought you were what oh yeah forgot thought I was outside though like I’m clearly not in the door like oh I am in the

Door I’m M outside the door this still works getting old I forgot how to freaking Minecraft bro why’ you do that yeah you did oh it’s me I fisted on the floor I just I just couldn’t help it yeah getting cat’s pregnant of me too can’t stop it’s so addicting that’s oh

Sak oh yeah I will eventually go and the our house but 23 minutes already I thought it was like 2 minutes earlier oh that’s stupid okay I will what I will eventually go and build my own place but for now we’re good also stupid that oh wait I forgot you could

Just press F duh now there’s light all around look at the stars that’s so hry even though you can’t [ __ ] see them bright out tonight it’s real bright out tonight now during the daytime if it’s raining or snowing during the daytime it about the dark it

Is right now if it’s night time it’s raining or snowing it gets literally pit black even the sky L you can’t even tell where you’re looking except like oh hi buddy we’re good we’re all friendly all friend spooky look at that water I just PR the water the wave size

All the way up on every dens I think it was wave density or whatever turn it all the way up and honestly it looks great want this up there huh uh yeah imagine being imagine being less than 6 tall it must suck not that I would tck for hi buddy buddy

Buddies freaking hate freaking I don’t know who a [ __ ] is but he must be pretty hot sming man making me jealous who this K what uh that’s my dad he wanted to see if it work but I don’t got batter I did not know that you could zoom and the blurriness would disappear

Like look that’s not too blurry that’s really [ __ ] blurry like wait oh wait I can make the blurriness go away what if I yeah like a telescope baby freaking Atomic Zoom Atomic zoom on that bad boy yeah oh my God okay finally looked all the way down God Dam thought half the house

Collapsed okay now that’s some Atomic Zoom look at this flower probably the brightest thing in this entire world right there actually no that’s the brightest thing oh freaking flash p and unblurry blurry unblurry wonder if see glass affects the fur furriness blurriness look at that water looks so good hi buddy

I’m oh well I have free time and I’m waiting for it to turn day I’ll talk about the this YouTube channel I guess and I just made it for fun because I’m bored and making videos is fun and I’ll post whenever I get bored and feel like posting and then I’ll

Mostly probably make Minecraft videos hopefully this turns out good if not I’ll change I’m using OBS to record obviously and my microphone is a Blue Yeti Pro no I don’t think it’s Pro because I don’t have to install driv for work cuz driver but it looks like a I

Don’t know it’s Blue Yeti that’s all I know um I’m using OBS to record and I set a reset thing whenever I first downloaded to uh record at like I think it was like 30 or 60 FPS but mainly for quality or 60 FPS but for

Quality right but I might have to change it to 30 60 FPS like for smoothness or whatever it was cuz i’ rather look smooth than constantly be 1080p I’d rather sometimes I don’t know if that’s how it works but i’ rather sometimes go down to like I don’t

Know 780p or whatever it is 720p but like be smooth then be one FPS plus my computer’s already hates my computer already hates me for what I’m doing now weird thing though God damn it though what just going to turn daytime and the blur is just going

To I can’t do it I’m okay it’s going to turn daytime and the blurriness is just going to evaporate I think I don’t know if that I haven’t seen it but we’ll see look at that water though it’s so good not actually to shaders Sly

But I could get R sh shaders but I don’t feel although there’s probably better shaders I wanted to use those one shaders I don’t know what it is though but the shaders that like you can add actual fog to the world I don’t know if you can if this maybe [ __ ] I

Probably am [ __ ] yes but I want it to be real foggy at night not just blurry cuz I don’t like the blurriness I just want fogginess but this the blur is basically fog but not look at that sun and the blurriness is gone look at that just smoother than I

Expected godamn it anys yeah you go inside and boom it’s blurry and it’s it’s the stuff that you know these now we can go outside now we can go we can go find um it is my toes are freaking a billion people in right now so I apologize if you hear them all

Horse can I hit myself can I hit myself oh oh my God oh my God yeah baby break it right across my face don’t look at that guy I had a cave dweller mod I kind add more like all those qu quave cave dollar mods and stuff but the game just instantly

Crashes if I add it and also I only found one that was for the fabric version and like I said the game just instantly crashed when I added it so I just kind of gave up no way this is my first time ever finding a CH B for like in survival

Without cheeps I’ve never actually found like this now that is cool [ __ ] hello Mr sheeps I’m so [ __ ] [ __ ] got to go back to the village and make steal a bed another sheep right here okay I will will SK only one mostly because I just realized I probably save the with my

Pickaxe in order to find iron because iron is important okay so I apologize hear my mom talking about my dad little brother my little brother’s not here tonight so you know it’s not smells a lot better in here my dad just don’t have anywhere to sleep he don’t live

With us but he still not like he abandoned us yeah anyway n time that makes torches like don’t work like kind of gay how they work in I’m not gay I’m not gay just kidding I’m gay as [ __ ] watch this watch this that spooky spooky scary skeleton and [ __ ] [ __ ] down my balls I hope this recording is up good if not then in episode two should whoa that’s so [ __ ] cool I did not know that could do that sun like shining into the cave into the water that looks really

Cool you can what look at that that is so [ __ ] cool I would have done it but I just can’t do it anymore that’s all right I just fig was here I Got my friend he’s mad again theil what the [ __ ] is my mom talking about I take him up on my not I’m not making excuses he F when you f the other morning his own piss Cooper was up you weren’t up yet damn what the

[ __ ] okay so now that we know Iron spawn around here I don’t like going in caves cuz they’re scary and also I’m just ass at this game so I’m going to look for surface hey uh that news that’s not yeah soet all right honestly yeah 4 IR I have enough make

A there’s C sh there always yes I want to snowb cuz you can see the the things in the sky that is [ __ ] terrifying actually I hate do water especially when you can’t see the bottom that shit’s terrible what does it look like under I oh that’s scarier oh he I those guys

Existing that’s oh my God I don’t like the see water under that’s kind of cool I really don’t like being see nothing when you go under water P black scary all right what’s up Mr goat I’ve never seen a goat going to have played surval Minecraft is this what the f how didn’t

You know that’s possible I told you to play with the kitty I found all toys I think so yeah your toys today this one’s her favorite I did not know that was possible for it to spawn like that play with it for hours cat did you find any dirty clothes

Uh lots of socks oh nice building oh I’ll never get them back they’re all cute sucks I know making really slip guys I literally don’t know what I’m doing game think it literally my entire life I don’t remember one moment of my life where I have play except I don’t

Know how old Minecraft is but I’m 16 I’ve been playing since game out I don’t remember when I started playing yeah I’ve been playing it for everever I always played on PS3 though honestly PS3 version is goated because Char CS i h right here oh yeah [ __ ] terrifying

Kden all your coats are right there on the back of that thing all right I one L on the the back too uh yeah yeah biome biome biome biome biom I know why no I got to be right here whatever call oh my God I apologize for talking down

Okay we’re losing heat outside the where the TR goes around the window anyway well that’s 37 minutes I’m not going to edit these videos by way the windows I don’t know how to edit videos so that’s where my draft and my room’s coming from definitely that’s what there

For for maybe an hour hour and a half talks and I’m going to post the video I’m not going to edit the video like this because I don’t [ __ ] know how to edit I don’t know how the crap I don’t even know what would be good to use for you can suggest

Something I can you were too you were ConEd of feeling right whener first got sick tell me video editing St doesn’t matter everybody’s been s in the last couple weeks that’s the best thing to do is to clean well I might have just saved you okay might have a little pinea

Overdosing but apologize for everyone talking I already apologized twice or twice quadr whatever what it’s called but it’s really [ __ ] but then again it’s not my and I can’t control it I don’t know what to do and I forgot how to M the fck I did not mean what the

Freak what the freak my left testicle to the next diamond oh that’s cool like a little p i like this I’m going to build my base right here where your pimples are make sure you get that cold water pushed in real good right there it’s basically my no B

All the Chargers and stuff are over here just so you know look at that from the ice is sexy better anyways I’m going to Spruce Spruce is always better you all know that next time prob add one mod if my brother doesn’t kill me for messing up

His mod pack which is his fabulously optimized mod pack but he added a bunch of mods to it to make it even better and so hopefully he doesn’t kill me for messing it up the Sher but like it looks so cool honestly it looks better than before before is

Just a normal shade now it’s spooky and dark and guys don’t blame me if I’m absolute after building cuz like I think I already said once I’m absolute ass at building going to get like a basic starter house AKA most advanced house I can think ice doesn’t melt when you put

Fires torch on does it might as well figure it out on I because it’s I’m sorry for anyone who play Minecraft in sec hurt me too knowing that I’m so ass at building we always want double wide this is really [ __ ] terrifying okay realized I placed all my stuff in

The other place and I like to come to my house and then I instantly left and I didn’t grab a [ __ ] bedroom also yes ice does melt which is kind of gay as [ __ ] but it’ll be fun it will all be will all be I’m glad the ice M’s actually [ __ ]

I is so to walk this F yeah place all this wood and I’ll be somewhat sick for the night even though I won’t have enough wood gu I got to go to sh hope to God that nothing here my come but I can’t see if there’s anything that’s my

Come and I’m blind as [ __ ] as night at night at night it’s not as night oh hey I thought I broke oh yeah refreezing because cold [ __ ] car sometimes all right that doors the rest of okay that’s the time when you can build craft I think do that

One point leather armor at one point I think obviously we want a back door right here not really I never do this it’s just it annoys me when I have one extra thing that I have no use for back door oh God I don’t know why they G

Flashbacks to a server used to play on and it’s so good I had freaking fly Enchanted netherite tools and armor I was going so [ __ ] good then I didn’t log on for a couple months when I G again my claim was deleted so like everything was done wish snow I want to

Show you how [ __ ] dark it gets with snow espe on a new moon that SC should be a new moon tomorrow then it should be F leader like it’s light and boom boom and boom and boom is that good enough lighting work I’m ass that building hello Mr

Creeper if I fall right now I will kill myself because that would really [ __ ] suck all right oh good now wait there’s no blocks of course oh my God please please please do not please poppy right time hold up let him cook okay F9 to take a 4K screenshot honestly I want to

Try that that glitched the [ __ ] out of my game wa still recording okay 44 minutes any I’m just going to look at that cuz that seems interesting interesting as balls that is so awesome that’s like oh my God I can practically see the atoms in there

Bro hold on hold on I got to show you this okay wait yeah you see the game right now it’s pretty high quality and and and and game capture right change that uh okay now can you see this hello hello wait I I don’t I don’t know if you

Can see that yeah look at that look at that I don’t know how good this is going to show on recording but like that is Scrum diddly dumpy oops oopsy D got to reiz it there you go look at that 4K picture that’s the right not the yeah okay and

Minecraft back on here and we’re good on recording oops my recording is big as [ __ ] resize it back down the noral side hey now we’re good again okay I don’t know if you even see the resizing stuff on them video but s text my girlfriend hold

On okay just prob me text when I’m done recording yep so probably going to stop like right around an hour all right it’s g i don’t want to get up there honestly I probably have a better use for this coal but yeah more torture it’s better oh great head oh great head wow

That that Moon fast as actually I can’t I’m just going to back atmosphere make it I barely blurry um still blurry but not like Ultra you know that’s way better bro look at them little stars they can actually see everything and I don’t want to Fu open that

I hey look at it it’s nice but it’s still slightly bluring oh my God hold on guys I got to pee I’ll be right back okay I’m back yep we’re good all right swear to God I break something just recording end up good cuz like spend all this time recording just

But I trust to be got anyways um we’re on day where the [ __ ] did it say what day what in the ho ball um there you go day two wait does the diff is that higher than does the difficulty go up the longer you survive I did not know

That that’s so [ __ ] cool anyway day to didn’t do that would be day3 now or does it wait is it now I don’t know what honestly okay I’ve been recording for about an hour and I’m bored now so fig think of more things to do for the next

Video anyways get flashbang that’s going to be all for today’s video so uh you know now I’m going to upload this to YouTube and T my girlfriend byebye