BOYCRAFT: The Creepy Return (Ep 3)

Super Mario Galaxy yo Duncan say hi hello the thing’s on I did it you did it are you streaming mhm the only person in here is my dad and he said Trump 2024 so that kind of went hard I’m not going to lie I’d be nigging whoa what whoa

What Nick that’s incredible timing because I just pressed live you [ __ ] idiot oh you’re a [ __ ] brain dead [ __ ] that’s awesome bro got to let me know n well the you should have notifications on if you don’t you’re a bad person T timing with my girlfriend oh my God imagine being happy

And having a life couldn’t be me damn no [ __ ] real no I found out that my like OptiFine and like shaders and stuff were all running really shittily cuz uh I hadn’t updated the shaders since like 1.6 I was just like running the most outdated versions of [ __ ] ever it was

Awesome I get my new computer mod dang that thing shipped fast what’ you say so that thing shipped fast didn’t you like just order it tomorrow hell yeah I’m going to come uh I’m going to porch pirate your [ __ ] I cannot wait for my current computer in comparison is so incredibly dog

[ __ ] isn’t it still running like a 1080 TI yeah bro you’re about to upgrade two gens that’s actually kind of insane and my [ __ ] the the GPU is better the CPU is better the it’s way like smaller and more Compact and yeah the um My Oh My Robot

Hello I heard the screen is better may just like turned into a way better because currently I have a [ __ ] 1080p uh 240 uh or a 10 currently I have a 1080p 7 5 Herz 75 Herz now I’m getting a a two a 4K 240 Herz OLED

Monitor OLED wait that’s kind of that’s really based actually yeah we actually could not be more bad you’re going to actually be seeing the most vibrant colors of all time that’s awesome for college dude wait that’s true that means I I get to steal your your laptop as well in

College real cuz we’re actually we’re actually not roommates we’re actually a commune we’re actually a small commune what’s this I saw Ryan the other day at College Ryan yeah how oh I didn’t know you went there that’s cool yeah what a SW guy I’m sure you’re going to see a whole bunch

Of bunch of random people there I saw Sam wood in one of my FES Ryan’s also one of my f but I don’t like Sam wood okay no actually the record in the bridge as if that she somehow sees this stream there is genous a no shot I there

Is no way no I actually have nothing against S Wood I just think it’s funny to hold a grudge over for square for like 20 years I think a funny that’s like a funny B you know what I should do that same thing uh screw un Nicole for

Calling me online uh go [ __ ] yourself for what for calling line oh yeah that’s gay as hell they called line and got me out yeah go [ __ ] yourself line is fake and I will not acknowledge it line is definitely a baby rule if you call line you’re a baby and

A you should jump off the Brooklyn Bridge like travel there make an effort buddy leave me alone why are there 200,000 mobs what there’s like 200,000 [ __ ] mobs in this cave we how how uh how like mods are like the the lowest point in Civilization the road of all

Evil that’s an enchanted iron sword chill out chill out oh my God holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is going on what the hell stop what the [ __ ] oh no this is [ __ ] uh-uh chill the [ __ ] out what on Earth you should talk to people quotquot people who I’m I’m not even kidding like

Legitimately just like [ __ ] 20 zombies just appeared out of a corridor much you should do so much gaming right now I am about to I’m making a salad after get on the realm get on the realm let’s go but not for a crazy long time I

Got go see my I gota go to my dad then you can stream from your dad’s yeah we gotta work out yeah yeah you need to work on streaming true I think I might even do some editing right now why are you and Duncan just like an edit

Orc I actually I don’t know I might not even continue cuz the new computer I got is also supposedly like super super good for editing because it also has 32 gigs of RAM instead of 15 so programs run very fast with a lot of ram

So what a great way to I’m so excited I like new technology a lot all right uh what the [ __ ] way you might take not really good salad and then get some uh some light Northern Italian dressing uhuh yeah it tastes good it’s not that many

This thing to work huh it’s all right I don’t what is the skito talking about in the backround I I on starting fires so he has to fix it I plan on starting fires oh at that of making mustard gas that’s true they are basically lost causes already he gave it oh hey

Haley welcome back Haley H trivia question what oh god Tupac said that true or false no context of what he just said it I mean I’m inclined to believe he said it or false I wish I didn’t have to kill this thing I don’t ever expect anybody to beard enough to

Resp she just said what I don’t think she knows what the [ __ ] you’re talking about said that I mean he did that’s true hi cutie what Ines they’re all wait [ __ ] I need to close my door you got close your mouth IM oh what the heck I found someone’s like little hidey hole

My face when I’m so skiy and I’m soy please shut the [ __ ] up oh was I not muted that whole time no I need you to I need you to YouTube demonetize yourself no yeah you’re not real by it might be worth it to to get banned just to tell him to you

Know there there’s like a certain line that I’m willing to cross I think this one’s worth it uh-uh uh-uh nuh-uh yeahuh chat chat I’m going to say a funny word I’m going to do it you were liking men a second ago Duncan we heard you you didn’t mute the

Mic yeah and I was having I was having hot gay sex with my ra of course we can tell yep a Dallas is actually really cool though he’s really funny an but okay Jesus Christ bro was trying to like fix so you know how like when you there’s a

Button to test like if your smoke alarm is working right sure so he gets up and stands on a chair and he presses the button and like the the battery’s dead so it’s making like a completely different God awul beeping sound and so he’s trying to fangle this battery in

There and it’s just not [ __ ] working and so when he finally closes the battery thing he hits it again and the battery’s loose in there and he’s like oh my God I have to take it apart again so he stands there for 10 whole minutes trying to fix this thing and he’s like

Nah I’m just going to come back and do it later so we made fun of him for it oh my God what you’re a bad person I am a bad person I uh Relish in it there wasn’t even any context to that you just called him a bad person no but

I I am and uh I relish okay what contest do I shut up yeah sorry D I was eating a salad sorry I wasck in my mouth shut up mod such as yourself no I totally get it you need to suck some really fat [ __ ] yeah

That makes sense I get the [ __ ] are you talking about chill the [ __ ] out maybe you can talk to me when you have the [ __ ] out of your mouth please I beg no I got your she watch the stre okay okay uh I was I was about to

Say I think you might have high minded with me I was about to say something equally [ __ ] up under the same context what you I don’t even know you you said she watch the stream and I went oh [ __ ] hang on yeah I’m proud to say that I don’t

Know what was being talked about and that uh I’m not a bad person we win these no you’re a liar you’re a [ __ ] you’re a [ __ ] baddy bro Haley just outed herself as being one of those households where like every 5 minutes the smoke alarm beeps cuz it’s dying

I was going to say a joke but I’m not going to say it okay uhuh you know the joke I guess to be fair my house like my old house was the same way cuz uh one of the smoke alarms was so high we literally just couldn’t even get to it you’re a

Liad yeah we eventually did but uh for a very long time we were like the the work is not worth it we don’t care you uncivilized goon you’re a goon I’m so yeah I guess you could say that oh never mind it’s somehow even worse what they just straight up removed

The fire alarms and like didn’t even put them back without battery and they don’t know where they are iuck up I mean I guess at least it’s not going to beep it’s like I guess all right um guys which goal should I try and accomplish today I have

I have four different goals and I want to know which one I think I think Haley has a good point here in that you should just die like a man okay real you should just burn in a house fire I mean if the fire started it deserves to get

You but anyways I’m thinking that I’m a mod man I need to be saved by a beep noise shut the [ __ ] up oh my [ __ ] God that’s so real okay so level 30 food source netherite or my personal favorite uh obtain indentured servants no notum you don’t want indentured servants

But they’re actually not indentured Cu uh there’s no time frame in which they could uh reasonably Escape I ha the game becomes weird when that happens so um well I’m going to have to do it no matter what because my main project needs me to get like a like actual shitload of Terra

Cotta well mhm actually didn’t villagers get nerfed I think a little bit they might just trade like less items before running out or something like that I think I’m going to get level 30 and then maybe uh get some servants I think that’s a good plan I’m

Going to Ser my nuts on your note or maybe I should get servants and then level 30 cuz trading would give me levels but the trading would give me the levels no yeah it would op and what op and gay well maybe you should get on

You could stop me if you were on I couldn’t yeah know you couldn’t I guess I could burn down your build no fire spreads off I guess I could up I guess I could just sit there and pickax your build for 20 minutes I wouldn’t even be mad that

Would be [ __ ] funny just actually like stream the entire process of like brick for Brick like destroying my house I [ __ ] might and then I might just like label a double chest called LED [Laughter] house like parts for assembly like at the Lego set the provide instructions on how to rebuild

It what’s up guys today we’re deconstructing Brick by Brick with an iron pickaxe land in its house now here we have these chest assortments of here what would what kind of blocks you used for it man I think I’ve also discovered I think I finally figured it out

Yeah okay so you know how you made the comment other day inaccurately that in older versions of Minecraft I get like hyper motivated inaccurate this is not inaccurate no I said it’s accurate Oh I thought you said inaccurate I’m like yeah this is no no this is definitely

Accurate I get like hyper motivated but in modern versions for some reason I don’t yeah I think I figured it out you just have to do what I said it’s basically that I need to begin ignoring the in game better because I think what’s happening is theame Whata way longer

Now I have this insistence that I like before I start doing anything I have to like get the most efficient tools first no absolutely not you don’t like at all and everything before I start doing jack [ __ ] I mean we’re not even we’re not even going to get like in loot before uh

I can’t get anything really quickly better start building yeah exactly wa this is actually [ __ ] awesome looking what the hell what this is going to be the the uh the thumbnail to my like to episode four actually this is [ __ ] awesome what is I just took a screenshot of it I’ll send

It in a minute what is it like is it a landscape yeah like a really badass nether landscape I made like a picture of my house with shaders on this thumbnail oh I just remembered that too in one day I can do [ __ ] Ray chasing yeah it’s like really really hit

Or miss but uh whenever it works it’s pretty cool although let’s be honest though I’m going to get this new way more powerful PC and play the exact same three games that I’ve been playing for the past 10 years no but I mean but the the same

Game you’ve been playing uh you can play portal RTX so it’s justified in the end exactly portal RTX goes crazy mostly cuz it’s just portal Kyle are you going to get on the realm uh after dinner I am yeah I’m actually probably going to leave and go

Get dinner pretty quickly too it’s 353 that’s [ __ ] I didn’t even know what are you talking about because I’m going to sit here and be editing all night that’s an insane time beat in I haven’t eaten anything all day well you’re eating dinner at 3 and then and

Then [ __ ] Kyle go yeah me too what are you talking about I haven’t eaten anything all day [ __ ] you no Kyle’s not going to eat dinner at 3: there’s no way you’re not doing that 4 it’s 4 it’s he just said he was going to like stream after dinner he

Didn’t specify the time yeah yeah kle Kyle’s not deranged ear every dinner is like 4:30 that’s still a little crazy but it’s better you eat dinner at like 7 o’ shut the hell up that’s reasonable that is not reasonable five ridiculous my dinner time is between 4:

And 630 okay I need like people in chat to like give their two cents I I need to know like the the consensus on this is like normal dinner time it haly’s a 7 o’ yeah Nan’s a [ __ ] genius he eats dinner at 6:00 and 7 yeah you’re a

[ __ ] Chad anyway Landon I need you to I need you to pull up this this video I just sent a chat on stream please I’m gonna okay hang on I’m a reaction t as well I just I sble across this what on Earth is this um can I like open it and a

Tab that just downloaded a video of it good enough whatever I didn’t want to open Discord on the oh yeah so this is where major okay I’m going to use display capture for the first time in a million years uh is it this it’s not that one see this

One aha bro Nick out here eating like a [ __ ] nikavo avocado video what is going on let’s see what this with this video is so this is where major clu Liv I grew miners this is where my Discord got do what what hold on first I’m going to turn it down and

And we’re going to restart that what what the [ __ ] so this is where major clug lives I grew miners this is where my Discord got doxed on Fortune CL G we’re pedophiles and groomers alike what the [ __ ] is this we don’t need because we want miners here we can tickle their for skins

And your groom take my spiked drink so I can Gro you yes take my SP streak clue gank come here if you want your tickled touched in your pickled join our server except you can’t because invites are closed what the genuine [ __ ] please give me that video I’m going to keep that

Forever just download it off of Discord I know nothing about major clug that was amazing this must be where major clue lies I grew [Laughter] my oh my [ __ ] God Jesus Christ oh [ __ ] oh my God I’m screaming iers that [ __ ] made me lose my mind spiked drink so I can groom [Laughter]

You yeah some about the line take the spiked drink like he just discloses that it’s spiked and the kid still takes it it’s such a good line though I mean he’s an honest guy yeah I mean he was telling the truth yeah he was he he was openly admitting a spike

Drake so he could groom him he reciprocated I’m continue like doing College things so I can stream later I’ll be back okay Jesus Christ holy [ __ ] I want to watch that video by myself quick again okay God damn very cool I will not theirs and touch you’re just watching it

Again I am because I could I couldn’t hear it like super well over you guys so because I watched it on landed stream I didn’t actually watch the video yeah nuran I’ve actually thought about doing that like half the time I just like uh I leave it on like the autogenerated description from

Streamlabs cuz I uh the autogenerated description it’s it literally it just links to like the streamlabs tip site for your channel which I haven’t set up so I just removed it he was uh he was telling me to like put tags in the in the description and stuff which obviously I’ll have to

Remember that for when I upload my video because I’m definitely going to want tags when I upload I yeah I just always forget to do that for a stream it really doesn’t matter but for like uh like the videos and stuff that are coming out yeah that really is important because the

Algorithm on YouTube is like a big piece of [ __ ] no it’s better than it was that’s true I guess that’s that’s true it’s still [ __ ] sucks dog ass though it’s like not good it’s actually perfect yeah like I think I think this stream description was something along the lines of Minecraft funny

Haha that is Verbatim what it says yeah I try to make the description very worthwhile I think mine for the last couple for the last couple streams was funny block game let’s see what mine was last one was level 30 let’s let’s go it’s over I mean the description was

It’s so over I had link and stuff I had links just it’s overi to that was HD res I didn’t even know what I was talking about what bro [ __ ] yapping in his description for real before that was party F in 2011 yeah I just looked uh I’m is just

Not mine has like uh uh like links to everybody’s channels but that’s about it your description just links everybody yeah like I I have I have everybody’s stuff in there maybe I should probably do that I should just create like a uh like a notepad that I should just like

Copy paste into the description every time me yeah that’s that’s what I did cuz I did that for a couple streams like I copy pasted the same like format of Bo I just remembered what I need what I definitely def to edit holy [ __ ] which

Is the tier LIF didn’t you start that or is I’m thinking a different finished file got corrupt on my computer but what corrupt wait that it’s that sucks it’s so over that’s [ __ ] ass no what stream is it a part of I could just

Reown it uh it was one of yours I don’t think I was streaming at the time was it FR night probably I don’t I don’t think so it was it was last it was last it was like last March it was in it was in like last March wait did you stream

Fortnite oh what the he streamed with us and then and then he immediately went no it was because I was working like at the power plant last March when we did this stream I was literally at work while we stream this with Hayden oh that one I forgot that like

Hayden collabed it was cuz it was technically collab if you really think about it oh yeah I found it it was right Jesus Christ chill out chill the [ __ ] their teeth good call yeah yeah no so my description has like the boys channels and the podcast linked

In it and my apparently I put my channel linked in there twice for some reason and I also put my Twitch in thereon you linked to your own YouTube channel on your live stream okay yeah why uh why not they’re on your channel oh Jesus Christ uhhuh and they should

Just they should click the link anyway you’re a [ __ ] genius I am I know how to gain traction to my channel they need to already be on my channel yeah guess the most convenient way to find my channel not the giant uh pfp and name at the bottom of the video rather

Click the this scroll down and see the real no because if they want if they want to see your guys’ links if they want to see your guys links in the description they have to go through my two of them first what do you think that

Is going to accomplish like it was it wasn’t actually to get traction to his it wasn’t actually to get traction to his he just just wanted to drown hours out holy [ __ ] that so I’ve ever heard imagine I do that one time imagine I do that one day where

Like uh I put it in I put everybody’s like names in the description but then like when I link their channels it’s all just links to my channel he’s heing rings so true so true for that that was Lord of the Ring how did you get that so

Fast because it’s such a like it’s such like a I mean I I recognize it now that you say it but like what on Earth it it’s so easily recognizable change my mind the the greatest addition that the Lord of the Rings movies added to the Lord of the

Rings like is is simply just the music how the [ __ ] am I supposed to spellane and the greatest sin they committed was removing Tom Bombadil I was literally about to say that I was about to say they’re barely even worth it cuz there’s no Tom we love Tommy don’t we

Folks I need more schizophrenic woodsmen see every literally every belief that Jr toen had was like entirely correct if you think about it were they like yeah cuz bro was basically like okay here’s Tom was the goat so true he was like he he goes okay first Catholicism is true he’s so real

For that second of all silly little guys have the key silly little guys it’s so true this is a fundamental fact of human nature is that silly little guys do contain uh Arcane truth to universe and SpaceTime it is a fact like actually gets the the embodiment of

Sin and Corruption and he’s just like no I don’t think so I want to FR in the flowers so true so real Tom we love to see it yeah actually Haley if you ever want to like indulge in Lord of the Rings lore and stuff uh probably actually do watch the movies

First because then you can appreciate the books even more no read the books no because then afterwards you’ll be like damn the book is so much better Hal I will personally send you a copy of all three Lord of the Rings books I actually I would at some point

Like to purchase a nicer neran and I are [ __ ] Hive minding like nonstop right now he eats dinner at 6 and 7 and he needs to watch the movies first so you can appreciate the book account Al account alt account not real actually I would say that’s that’s kind of fair

Only because I think I do like the books after seeing the movies even better simply because I like to imagine the like it helps to visualize and to um and to like hear the music while it’s going on and I like that so yeah I actually

That take I like to be able to hear the music while uh while you should just do both at the same time just try and decipher what the [ __ ] going ony if you ever get in The Lord of the Rings watch the versions of the movies true they’re all like 3 hours

Each but it’s worth it also watch them all in one day spend your entire day watching more of the Rings true real and then watch uh no don’t don’t even watch The Hobbit read The Hobbit it’s not worth watching the movie read the book though or you could you could watch

Like so annoying holy [ __ ] there was an animation of it yeah it’s pretty good oh are you talking about the really old ass M really old Hobbit animation I’m going to [ __ ] kill like a million people right now this is so [ __ ] annoying because it’s not turning it into a [ __ ]

MP3 and it has a great song in it called The Greatest Adventure Haley I think you said the exact wrong show I don’t think any have has have either of you seen stranger things oh my God I don’t care about stranger things at all what did what did she say about

Stranger things she said she watched the entire Series in one day that’s [ __ ] you you that possible you need to get a life I mean if okay if you consider maybe like if there’s more than 24 hours worth of content I guess maybe like staying up the entire time watching it

Might count just binging the whole thing at once yeah like in one stream of Consciousness I guess yeah it’s probably the closest you could get to all in one day so however you shouldn’t do that because stranger things is actually quite new real real I’ve never seen it I have no

Opinion only good season is the first season real real he’s never been more real Duncan have you even seen the first season yes I have seen the first season and it was like okay I’m genuinely surprised that you said you have I don’t I’m not buying it I’ll give

You $6 if you want all of One Piece in a day a [ __ ] you I saw a guy at today when I was working who he uh he had like a an iow speed t-shirt or shirt but it instead of like it had like an animated version of I show speed dressed as

Luffy which character is Luffy he’s the main character the main character he like that lanky guy with like the Hat yeah yeah the straw hat yeah yeah yeah I’ve seen no episodes of One Piece either I have seen of one piece I can gain from this from Divine

Intuition I have never seen one piece either and I refuse to see I always give shows benefit of Doubt unless they are anime in which case they are of the devil and I will never watch them okay yeah yeah Fair as art form because they’re cringe and all the fans of them are

Chadum Chad hom yeah literally you can’t say that that’s going to add a h attack you’re metal bar no you can’t say that starts beating you that’s eating you beating I thought you I thought you just went straight to cannibal as noell I would rather be beaten than eaten good

Word I’m watching Duck’s like editing stream is he like streaming streaming like on Twitch or something no I I’m not I’m streaming in Discord okay that’s what I thought freaking piar with his like Tinder discussion was a very moment why did that go so [ __ ] hard he genuinely still believes that that is

Not a harsh remark what is your head made out of rocks yeah I’m in the right here deficient I couldn’t possibly be in the [Laughter] wrong her cry not getting a joke oh man wait whoa this is like wait this is actually just the greatest this is like the easiest place

To get villagers ever I found a uh I found a tundra Village that leads to a river that leads to our ocean and it’s IED over so I can just iceboat the villagers all the way there over it is I’m currently drifting with a villager Nick you need to get on why okay

And you can stream from the car what’s up guys dock Dock dock that is another dock oh well I70 is really really long it goes like all the way across the country that’s a do brother that does go all the way across the country do do it gives them one solid

Line to look through yeah yeah dock that’s that’s one doesn’t even give them one solid line because then you could just say they don’t know whether or not we’re a place that should just right off of by 70 or whether we’re a place that’s like way far off and that

Just where we like exit to get out somewhere else yeah like I have to take multiple highways every day so you’ll never find us when is it seven I’m at 308 Negra or Royal Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104 would you be kind of flattered if somebody St you

Though no no absolutely not I would be [ __ ] terrified it it wouldn’t matter they would die anyway within the hour okay okay flatter even a little bit no I mean they would be again they would be dead they would they would be dead what the [ __ ] just happened what is

Going on no it’s going to kick me for flying stop stop please okay what the [ __ ] where did the boat go where did the boat go wait why were you why were you about to get kicked for flying what where why is the how is the boat back here what okay

Sure you go back in my stream for like just a second something [ __ ] up happened wait let me let me boot up your are you reveal to be using Crea I did just start flying I think I am cheating and my boat decided that it didn’t like physics and it uh entered a

Solid wall oh what the [ __ ] how did that even happen I have genuinely no idea cuz you it’s cuz you slam into like the edge of a block so hard that it [ __ ] clipped It To The Ground I guess I successfully committed theft we did it indentured servants obtained

We’re so back now I just need to get a like decent food source going I might just turn like half of this island over here into Farmland I’ll probably do the far side of the island yeah actually that that’s my yeah let’s do That Oh I forgot Pierce stole like half of my seeds I probably have enough Anyways See I don’t understand why did why did streamlabs block that message of all things I don’t understand cope and jish is that meant to be okay no I know okay no how about no I actually just refused Why cuz that’s not okay I need Dirt CER in the scill no stop posting about Among Us I’m tired of hearing it is a doing Bird Okay genuinely what what did you what did you just say no he gets it cuz I I get it cuz like I’m I don’t know

What he said at all no but I’m aoke I’m we’re we’re a joke Lings please shut up what’s that again I don’t get I don’t get it at all is what I don’t get flag letter that’s the exact same thing that’s awesome the great gby what

Can I get a jimy translation of that please with a side of someway Sur for gameplay footage y fire PR hell no fire everything no yeah no yeah no quit it quit [Laughter] it I don’t think so scooter with the unreal what was the UN with the unreal

Coping when I was when I was like I guess I’ll use that CSH cheese was like when I was talking about how good cotage cheese was everybody was bitching and complaining about it I don’t get it cuz terrible just that you were excited about cottage cheese cuz

Like I don’t I don’t hate cottage cheese but I would never goad it ctage cheese at the function it’s just terrible but what do you mean it’s so good it’s terrible it’s just like watery watery um like string cheese it’s just it’s okay it’s all right cottage cheese scares me

Yeah cuz it sucks never try it [ __ ] you don’t even give it a chance no try everything try everything even if it sucks you have to try everything no you don’t if you don’t try food you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ] and you need to go jump

Off a bridge you don’t you’re not a real what the [ __ ] no I kind of agree with that take actually [ __ ] both of you no you should try everything if you hate it you don’t have to eat it anymore that’s that’s the thing but you try everything because you never know it’s

Like no but what’s funny is uh you can never hate anything if you never try anything you never you know what happens when people don’t try anything they end up like Tony and they only live off of like three foods chicken nuggets chicken nuggets and chicken nuggets and Lunchables maybe [ __ ] you

Try now wait but never having like eaten an apple in like 20 years of living is really funny yeah that’s what happens to people that’s what happens to people that’s what happens to people who don’t try fish I still find that genuinely insane he just like hasn’t tried literally

Anything ever I bet me and dou are the least picky eaters on the real real I’m not picky either I just like I just know what I hate and I stick to it no no I don’t like olives I’m not picky olives are just bad you’re picky

No you’re just choosing the worst [ __ ] no Nick there’s like what’s the worst tasting thing I can think of if he says no he’s picky shut up I’m going to kill you you don’t deserve an opinion you like cottage cheese I’m GNA [ __ ] cut your head do I’m GNA eat your head I’m

Going to pull your brains out of your [ __ ] soul and eat them I’m going to chew on them anyway you just bit into the leg of your of your Defender there this guy he’s not my Defender he’s a [ __ ] idiot him and then he immediately attacks

You he’s not defending me at all yeah cuz you don’t deserve it okay never mind you’re too stupid no no he’s a [ __ ] idiot I don’t believe him listen I believe I believe that you’re considered not you’re not considered a picky eater if there’s Foods you don’t like because

I could still eat those Foods I could still eat those Foods is the thing if somebody gave me those foods and like it was it was at someplace and I’d be like I’ll just eat them any obviously you can still eat it it’s just why would you do

It because you can guys also hate pickles so I can’t but if you hate it why eat it it’s like yeah you could still eat it why the difference is that Nick the difference is that Nick likes eating things that are are barely considered food and are just considered

Like slop now he’s just attacking you with on no basis what is he talking about I don’t know I was originally going to make like a completely different point and then Nick interrupted with a garbage take of just being like Oh you you guys don’t like

Olives uh criid I like eating uh ranted little [ __ ] vegetables okay nuran says we should try haggus have either of you like I I know that what that word is but I’ve never had it I believe that hagus is how do you like a sheep or

Something like that isn’t it that how do you spell it who I me you prob no more than I do it’s probably right the man nuran and chat yeah nuran I think I think I correct me if I’m wrong I think it’s like the filled intestines of a

Chic with something some meat hang on I’m filled int filled with what slop wait no Duncan’s basis was right you eat slop okay we don’t have food that is like super mid though what is um corn beef corn beef is so mid wait wait you don’t like

Reuin no I don’t wait what guess how do you not like ruin you’re a picky eater huge are you are you talking about corn beef are you talking about corn beef hash or corn beef corn beef just just any corn beef I’m assuming literally any

Is worse what corn beef hash is so good I think regular corn beef is worse maybe I’m thinking of I don’t know whatever is it’s not bad it’s just hash is really good I like I like cord beef has whole lot uh haggus looks actually pretty good

You’re a degenerate but I would probably oh no never mind I’m reading the description and I feel disgusting at we’re calling each other picky eaters for having food preferences it’s it’s a Savory pudding containing a sheep’s pluck minced with onion okay I you lost me at pudding

That’s you you gave me back at onions yeah let’s go oatmeal it has oatmeal in it I would not there’s I don’t I think there is very few unless it is an active like threat to my safety I do I do not think there is any like dish that I

Would turn down I think I would try anything as long as I would try anything I would also try literally anything he’s elaborated on what haggus is and I think it’ll make you guys change your mind what yeah so hagus sheep long liver with heart stuffed inside or sorry sheep

Liver lung and heart stuffed inside of a sheep’s stomach that yeah I would do that that’s I would try that yeah S I feel like you guys would take one look at it and like amend your statement I I probably wouldn’t like it I guarantee you I might not like it but

Like I would still try it I guess and then according to you you would you would hate it and then eat the whole thing I am aware that I don’t like which makes no sense maybe I would like sheep’s Le plus here’s the other thing I have like I’ve

Been I’ve been pretty BL Le to have like a pretty strong stomach so I don’t like throw up at food like that’s just not a thing that happens to me I’ve only ever done it once and it was [ __ ] spaghetti squash that [ __ ] was foul I’ve

Thrown up at like two things ever and it was colored greens and jelly fil Donuts isn’t colored greens just like borderline [ __ ] salad it was it was like like rancid color GRE like uh collard greens are more like uh have you ever had like cooked spinach yeah that goes hard it’s close

Yeah spinach is the goat yeah I’m literally only raw spinach is good I take one spoonful and I’m [ __ ] yolked raw spinach sure cooked spinach kill yourself it’s not like disgusting to the point where I won’t eat it I just am not a huge fan of cooked carrots I don’t

Like carrots I don’t like carrots in general what I like I like Cook Rock carrots I just feel like I feel like I feel like rock the texture that this is this is my only problem with food if if I don’t like something it’s usually not

Because of the taste but it’s because of the texture so if there’s like like raw carrots I don’t actually like raw carrots based purely on their texture like it’s just I don’t like how it feels on my teeth it feels weird and gross and

I don’t like it but like I love I don’t mind I don’t mind the taste I don’t particularly mind the taste of raw carrots I guess like I think basically a lot of my my being with the Popeye and The Bugs Bunny remark I think that a lot

Of my or disliking of vegetables is on the basis of what kind of cartoon character is literally me at the moment but yeah that’s that’s why I hate collar greens that’s why I hated collared greens so much because when I ate collared greens it was this [ __ ]

Slimy abominable [ __ ] mess and I have never like it’s one of like the very few things that made me just just frame one like so that and jelly filled donuts for some reason jelly fil Donuts borderline make me throw up dude so gross that is FAA gross how can you hate Donuts cot

Greens are that’s a good food and it’s weird that you don’t like them so much but at least it’s like a a vegetable that like I I guess I can kind of see it and then you pull out like oh sugary Delight that is made specifically for 100% of the population to enjoy

Ity I don’t like that jelly fil you like jelly fil that [ __ ] is it’s a donut engineered in a lab to make 100% of the human population salivate and you’re just like kind of mid it makes it makes like [ __ ] aliens salivate if you consider 100% of the population this guy’s insan

Awful Nick jelly donuts are [ __ ] terrible Nick let’s kill him you barely have a Natural Choice in liking jelly donuts it’s it’s it’s it’s like a bunch of processed sugar the thing that crack to your brain pev the jell is always shut up the jelly is always you

Don’t have an opinion we don’t want to hear it have opinion you know what what if I [ __ ] kill you and your family what if I your mother jelly donuts you don’t get to talk anymore you know what no I I’m I’m correct and these guys are

Wrong you don’t get to speak I’m correct I’m always correct what an insane line of logic no it’s based you suck this is the reason that I won’t do like bad it’s horrible it’s F it’s like eating [ __ ] SL it’s like sludge it’s like sludge it’s sludge it’s [ __ ]

Slge it’s sludge and wet paper it’s sludge and wet paper it’s exactly what it feels like Nick we need to do something about this guy I don’t think you should be allowed to keep going we we need to stop him this is why and I I I Danger society

When I was a young and we were we were we were still like buddies I was like what if the boys did a [ __ ] like guess the dut flavor Challenge and then I realized I don’t want to do that because if a boy fed me a [ __ ] jelly

Fill doughnut I would like be forced to run to a trash can and spit it out because I couldn’t stand for it to be in my mouth Nick I regret to inform you he mad about all the Nick I regret to inform you that it is now two to

Two is now what it’s now to Haley doesn’t like him either let’s go oh my let’s go you’re so right so right you’re so right they’re literally [ __ ] terrible I also want to bring attention to the fact that uh nuran is so correct once again in saying that carrots are

Mid carrots what carrots are mid are mid he just keeps on like spinning out pure facts actually could not be more pure facts are coming from that side of chat I feel like I’m an island L [Laughter] see I feel like you were a piece of [ __ ]

Among I feel like I feel like you’re a piece of [Laughter] [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] awesome that’s why the highlights are so real streams it’s just because every once in a while the boys will just pull like some the funniest remarks out like Nick your [ __ ] line where

You’re just like these [ __ ] be going against the common good is [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] and then the silent yeah for me at the end of it like there’s a pause and I’m just like yeah wait hang on I need to find that I’m going to play that little right now

I was genuinely so sad that I was AFK for that one line I don’t even know what I was talking about I don’t either I I can’t remember it’s been so long since I cut out the context of this clip that I don’t actually I don’t even think there

Was context I think you just started [ __ ] talking like like I genuinely believe that you just started [ __ ] yapping and that was how like a flat out drunk uncle at [Laughter] Thanksgiving family I have noticed something and I must make it [Laughter] known you must now listen to my unsolicited opinion right [Laughter]

Now bet just be going against the Comon good do you feel me that [ __ ] is ridiculous that goes [ __ ] wild what I that goes so goofy I had a thought in my soul though I guess you were on your facts Arc you’re just like what’s the most

Factual statement I could say In This Moment [ __ ] was great yeah this is this is actually why the streams are so necessary is because there document that dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] there’s too many things the voice say on a pretty consistent basis that will like be lost to the of history and that’s

Unfortunate thankfully I managed to immortalize this one exactly like I’m so one that I’m very happy to cap is my my name is I would have been so sad that actually got once what did you even just say Mr Robot the funny Pierce boat which one my name is oh my

God I got lost be honestly I’d be okay with that being lost media can we get like a can we exp oh man number one Andy rat oh God wait that actually like is almost lost media and that’s honestly probably for the best no what do you mean no

Problem you want that [ __ ] floating around yeah okay hello courtroom I’ve uh I’ve brought forward today this really funny clip can you get a like on it please your honor I think it deserves a like I just got sentenced to 10 years in FAL prison oh

Man Haley why would you want to insult us what the hell what’s what’s up what’ she say you want to talk about it what’ she say you but I can’t think of anything good whenever I think of something I will just randomly say it okay here I’ll

I’ll make an insult for you you’re a [ __ ] pest pest oh my goodness damn you’re [ __ ] honestly that one kind of got me in my feels you kind of made me just feel really really bad about myself yeah you [ __ ] Vermin you’re like the rat that ped on the cage

That we had to take apart it’s your [ __ ] fault bro rusted the screws to that [ __ ] what on Earth are you talking about oh never mind never mind I know we had to go take a part the [ __ ] ratch cage for your mom nuran I didn’t do anything

I’m just Public Enemy Number One for some reason no no no he he he he I just want to insult right now my brother’s in EN okay so hard she just like me for real I just want I just want to be an [ __ ] okay go Minecraft villager Red

Sun in the sky what does that mean what did you just like read like a video title or something what was that yeah was exactly what happened it was like a really meaningless title I was like I couldn’t think of any other context that you could have said something that

Dumb okay Nan’s got an insult yeah hit us you remind me of my dog that pissed on on a table why would you do that why would wait yeah why would you piss on a table L that’s [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] up yeah wait why did I do that why did you do that

That’s [ __ ] up nuh-uh guys my defense it was kind of funny when I did it nuh-uh what do you mean nuh-uh yeah was n it was really funny you’re dead should I go out like a you like you just ask if you should grow a

Handlebar yeah yeah do it I mean I guess it could be funny if it’s funny you have to do it I’m going to go eat dinner I’m 30 I’m 30 minutes late on dinner I’m going to go eat dinner he likes jelly donuts and spinach he deserves insults no real real

Wa but both of those things are based no they’re [ __ ] disgusting or not unless it’s Ross raw spinach is kind of tast cooked spinach is hello sebum yeah the only reason you like is cuz none of the flavor comes out in its raw form it’s in its raw form it’s literally

Just like a lettuce yeah that’s that’s that’s fine lettuce is good the the the texture of cooked spinach is [ __ ] invisible it tastes like it’s not I just in a drown you you ever you ever seen Nickelodeon where they put the slime out that’s what it’s like it’s like azling [ __ ] down my

Throat you you you you shut up shut up shut up lost lost your tra of thought you can’t think you can’t think lost train of thought Duncan you’re [ __ ] you’re a heathen you don’t have a train thought you have a hamper that’s so true H H your your thought process gets

Good shut up shut up shut up shut up oh wait I need an anvil like right now exp this is necessary Cary exp I hope your smoke alarm fails wait mine my battery did fail the other day did it yeah I wish that un wait mine did too actually unironically while I was

Coming back here mine did too I forgot about that yeah I had to pay $200 for a new car battery I hope your fail I hope it waits until the coldest day of the year un and then exactly that is exactly what happened good one for one by my my car

Would not start because it was1 what I said one for one what happened was my car would not start because it was negative [ __ ] 10 outside and so the battery just ate [ __ ] and died I I just wish it was while you were driving I’m adding another to-do

List item cuz uh I gave kylo my name tags this is important we must fish for a name tag name tag should have a crafting recipe change my mind that’s very true it’s just not a like good enough item to Warrant it being like a treasure item yeah this was technically

Done anyway I’m going to go eat food goodbye uh and I have yeah go e your Dino nuggies I haven’t entered servants so that’s also God I hope God I hope they have mac and cheese at the calf today actually the most picky e’t they haven’t been eaten by zombies yet so

That’s good I just like cheese okay dude [ __ ] you you remind me of ham no thoughts head empty damn wow that’s good that is actually really funny ham is the frog in my Discord oh ham is the name of the frog okay wait I thought you were just

Calling ham bad I’m like so stuck on the food Tak I thought it was just ham as bad and you’re stupid no it’s the it’s the thing in her Discord profile picture the that thing is apparently called the ham okay I I thought she was just

Calling us a [ __ ] ham too I was like what that’s kind of whack mac and cheese goes crazy so [ __ ] true we’re so real for that so true does it fact go crazy especially when you put more cheese on it you put like 10 different cheeses on

It and then it’s a [ __ ] goat mac and cheese really does need several layers of cheese though in order to get that crispy like outer layer and the creamy inside what why crispy that’s [ __ ] like you like it when the cheese well not likeis not like crispy not like

Crispy crispy but like oh not not like just like not like yeah not like slop like melted slop like a layer of crispy on top and then creamy underneath yeah exactly I only like it you are [ __ ] go away you have no good food takes literally not a

Single I like to put listen I like to shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up I like to put I like to put cream cheese and this isn’t fully consistent I’m going to vomit it up like a little baby boy

Autism yeah I do I have tets um I like I like to put I like to put cream cheese and like cheese sauce in my Mac and Cheese because it’s like super good oh my robot holy crap okay robot bro [ __ ] bro [ __ ] like I said that and it overloaded his brain he

[ __ ] died also I’m going to say this take I’ve had like mixed reactions to it every single time I’ve said it but craft mac and cheese is mid as [ __ ] I agree that it’s mid but I’ve had mixed reaction and there are adamant Defenders of craft

Mac and cheese Haley’s one of them she just said craft is the best see I’m not crazy they’re real these people are real I don’t I don’t think craft is bad I think it’s just like not the best kind of mac and cheese homemade is homemade is obviously better like homemade is

Obviously better it’s good for box mac and cheese wait does my does my entire chat prefer craft you are mentally have you guys never had homemade mac and cheese no no nuran nuran agrees with you oh craft is mid thank God I don’t have good taste it’s boxed

It’s craft what do you mean well listen I think craft genuinely preferring like McDonalds over a a home crafted like burger with frenh beef yeah it’s kind of wacky go go look up a mac and cheese recipe right now and make it do it now I

Fir I firmly agree that homemade mac and cheese is vastly Spirit but I will say that craft isn’t bad craft isn’t bad it’s like it’s actually like pretty good it’s just like if you’re too lazy to make to make the whole thing it’s inherently inferior like it just is yeah

Cuz obviously it’s going to be better if it’s homemade yeah real cuz then you can put more cheese in it you can cut you could add cheese sauce and create you could just it’s just better it’s just better and you can use better noodles and you could use better

Noodles and I think one distinct advantage that it has is that craft mac and cheese is not like I kind of like it when mac and cheese is like a dish not so much like just noodles like when it’s a when it’s like in a pan so it can kind

Of bake in a way that gives it like a nice top so you like it when your cheese is like hard on the top yeah when it has a little crispy to the top and then underneath that is like super creamy liquidy cheese I mean I guess I mean bro I telling you

You can only tolerate one texture I mean like no what I’m saying is like I just don’t like when like my cheese tastes like the problem with the problem with like crunchy cheese is that it just I don’t know cuz maybe I’m maybe I’m too worried about like what you mean

As in like when you say it like that like you’re talking about like burning the cheese on the top which I [ __ ] hate that like if you manage to somehow burn your cheese on the top to the point where it’s like crunchy like that I hate that but like maybe you’re maybe maybe

You’re talking crispy in like a different like way and I think I I think if I think if you mean it in the way I like hope you mean it I think I get what you’re talking about and I totally understand L are you still here well

Yeah yeah I’m hoping I’m helping waren with something kind of all right I need a take from you when you’re back yeah so oh I was going to go get dinner I’m going to go get dinner actually you want to know some actually before I do this somebody picking my brother gets

Cheeseburgers for McDonald’s and except nothing except meat and cheese no he’s so real for that actually no he should put onions on them he should at least put onions on them that’s that’s that’s like the fair thing to put on it but other than that yeah no he’s based I

Think I need your take real quick before you go though yeah and I’ll compare it to Landon sake when he’s back yeah I’m back Corner okay oh good okay normal piece of brownie or corner piece of brownie um you see I wouldn’t go corner but I’d go edge

Piece I think corner is too much Edge I think Edge piece is just enough Edge I am not a brownie connoisseur I don’t particularly care I’ll just if it’s a brownie I’ll just eat it I mean I guess at the end of the day it’s just as long

As it’s a brownie and it’s good take I mean I guess I’ll go Ed take a stance with no with like no prior knowledge right now no you know you know what you know what I’m just G I’m I’m not going to say anything else I I’m just going to eat

It like get really vulgar about it too just uh become really violent I’m going to [ __ ] eat it and then I’m going to [ __ ] it out into your mother’s mouth okay yeah there you go is of course uh no Edge Edge is bad you don’t like Edge at

All at all at all huh I mean I I definitely think like this is some hypocritical [ __ ] right here cuz this is exactly like Duncan’s take about not liking the crunch on the Mac you just you can’t handle the textures I wanted to say this I wanted

To say this what I was worried he meant by this is that like when he says crunch that he’s saying like it’s okay to burn the cheese a little top I [ __ ] hate it when people do that and people who do that are not real people and should be

Like [ __ ] who the hell burns the mac and cheese on purpose no one does that my [ __ ] like numerous people do that because they’re like I want to add a little like name the people right now so we can put them on a [ __ ] hit list my [ __ ] grandma okay we’re killing your

Grandma good no it’s not I’m going to what you talking about not a real person you’re on theist you’re [ __ ] dead you’re [ __ ] dead you are a dead man and you’re dead Nick I’m writing you down on the list Jarvis put funny image from Tangled where the guy is surrounded by

Swords me saying that it’s okay to burn the chief Jarvis kill yourself [ __ ] Jarvis uh ingest AR snic right now it’s fine Brown cheese I guess I can agree that like the middle of the brownie is by far the best part of the brownie but like the edge

Pieces aren’t the bed the edge pieces are like almost as good all you Nick you asked me was like corner or no and so I’m just I’m assuming you mean like any piece with Edge so I’m like no just the edge is better I mean obviously like dead center

Is always going to be the best EX here here’s okay this is my last like question before I go and get dinner for real this time cookies are obviously better when they’re gooier right and when I when I Chu sandwich has had this argument like 100,000 times you have to

Preface store bought or homemade you have to preface this have to preface this I mean store crunch better better yes that’s the only correct take if you say anything else you’re stupid and need to die soft from from kebler is the closest that you can

Get to a soft uh store cookie but it still tastes like kind of chemical and artificial so you definitely want to go crunchy you want to get what you’re going to want there’s only one there’s only one like soft cookie there’s only yeah chipso the like the Reese’s the Reese’s like chips

Aoy the the not crunchy ones those are like the only like not crunchy store bought cookies that I’ll eat or rees’s like why did I just fish up 10 insects homie if you if you eat homemade cookies like at a crunchy level you should jump off a bridge and never

Return God D easy you will become one with the fishes I’m going to be like this guy in the video that Kyle sit and I’m going to okay maybe not that um but is though what what vanilla ice cream mixed with brownie like a hot brownie with vanilla

Ice cream that’s cool actually okay I do want to run this by you vanilla I I’ve eaten you like pean pie right what do you like pean pie no I don’t know that I’ve ever had that I’m an American I like panai it’s pretty good I have pean trees outside my house quite

Good um but like I like to eat pecan pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top yeah quite based also vanilla ice cream is way better than chocolate or strawberry strawberry is [ __ ] gross anybody who thinks otherwise is a dumbass apparently they they get [ __ ] killed by God if they

Say they like it he he he got killed by God just now he that so much that he [ __ ] roboted into the stratosphere he was about to say something so stupid that God [ __ ] like struck him with lightning that’s so real the corre take is vanilla’s on top strawberry is second

Chocolate is [ __ ] you wrong no it’s not strawberry is [ __ ] garbage every one knows it’s strawberries also I don’t know what it is with like the vanilla tards in this chat but every single person outside the chat that I’ve ever asked did chocolate vanilla strawberry why vanilla vanilla is inherently choc

Is so Bland I’m going to say it chocolate is [ __ ] ridiculously mid chocolate is I like vanilla more when I was five vanilla is order it’s it’s Western Civilization it’s the great I love chaos I love chaos chocolate chocolate and and strawberry are chaos those are chaos I love

Anarchy you’re a bad person and your blood line will die I’m going to burn down your home just Cy it’s a pipeline you eat chocolate chip ice cream or just chocolate ice cream and it leads to you the committing Orson I love I’m going to make like a

I’m going to go home and immediately make like a like a little Dark Age edit of a like vanilla ice cream okay I’m going to be completely real I haven’t known what the [ __ ] you and like you and Michael have been talking about at all every single time you guys

Have said little dark AG what are you and Michael even remotely talking about you just haven’t gone down the libertarian to authoritarian right pipeline yet yeah I really haven’t I haven’t even I haven’t even gone down the the libertarian pipeline I haven’t been on either side of it yet you’ll get there

Oh I fished a another the shell I win I think I also figured out why the libertarian to rightwing pipeline happens yeah I think that people are you about to offend some people I yeah probably I think the the when you’re a Libertarian you become a Libertarian because you have right-wing instincts

But you fundamentally just want to be left alone and then I think you slowly transition into being author Arian right like I am now because you slowly start to realize that no matter how hard you leave the other side alone they will never leave you alone and you realize that so many

Exceptions have to exist to the nap that eventually it just becomes like why not just have an institution that does this and so then you become Chad you become a paleocon all right that was a whole lot of yapping I’m glad it’s over but anyways yeah vanilla

I um St is mint chocolate chip actually yeah that’s what you ordered the other day you did it mint chocolate chip is actually like the grown-up version I think vanilla ice cream is neocon uh mint chocolate chip is paleocon what did any of that mean I’m not sure

Dude that would be like the funniest rug pole of the [ __ ] Century just you’ve actually not known anything about religion or politics this whole time you just like say buzzword dude it would that would actually be like the worst moment of the boys’s lives because that would just

Mean like Michael would have to re-evaluate his existence you’ve been winning arguments with [ __ ] buzz wordss the whole time oh my God I think that would actually put Michael in [ __ ] suicide watch there’s no way it would because it would it would just be the realization that like if if we’re measuring argumentative

Ability then he is less than zero you can’t argue against someone who literally doesn’t know what they’re saying actually wait the comment that I made earlier doesn’t make sense and I’ll elaborate now it probably did I just didn’t know what half of it meant vanilla no the whole like that that

Argument was totally real the thing I said about the the LI liite to auright totally real but here’s what it is the reason why vanilla is is neocon and mint chocolate chip is paleocon is because you start off with right-wing instincts AKA eating vanilla ice

Cream and how was how was so when I was five I was off right yeah but I was you’re a robot again sorry I got too far away from my phone I was off right when I was five but I was only marginally off right AKA Obama bat

Um I think I was was more so just Obama funny his name funny me me say funny thing Obama I think the radicalization moment actually hit when uh Michelle Obama took away our good lunches that’s that’s origin story it’s just like 5-year-old me with like I can’t have Doritos at lunch

Anymore no lunchtime Doritos I’m going I’m going to set the school on fire so that’s what you start out with and then you grow and then you take on the ice cream flavor that is liite that of course being cookie dough then okay because it is it is

Cookie dough is the embodiment of libertarianism and okay I’m just going to take a stab at it are you saying it’s because they’re soft no no good try it’s because cookie dough it’s too much it’s too much sugar it’s excess it’s craziness it’s it’s the it’s it’s it’s disordered fundamentally and then you

Return you return you get done with the hero’s journey you return to the off right with greater knowledge and then you realize that the greatest ice cream flavor the one that fully embodies the truth mint chocolate chip also you made the transition to waffle cones which are an embodiment of Truth

Also that’s that’s actually fair I’m I’m on your side for that one this actually just proves my uh this proves my Centra dark I enjoy the waffle cones but I put the chocolate ice cream in it chocolate ice cream is is chaos that’s disorder it’s not good fundamentally evil would no actually I

This probably makes my point worse in your eyes but I prefer dark chocolate ice cream wait that’s actually slightly more baked yeah I did it what’s the most what’s what’s Li left’s ice cream how would I know none of this makes sense live left ice cream has to be

Something like a ped because that’s what they all are every one of them fa um a Subway foot long flavored ice cream off left what’s Joe Biden’s favorite it’s chocolate chocolate chip chocolate chocolate chip thank you dang it did you ever see that one clip where his wife had to remind him of

Like the fact that he that like his meme is that he likes ice cream no that was a funny Bit bro was like off in the weeds she she just went up to him was like Joey dear your chocolate chocolate chip has arrived and he was like huh she was like your favorite ice cream huh oh yo mending let’s go hell yeah I I uh fished up a mending a mending fishing

Rod also Haley’s favorite is or which I’m going to kind of assume is uh cookies and cream what the see I think she’s on her I think she’s on her AR she’s on her journey you’re saying she’s getting there yeah she’s getting There she’s she’s halfway through the pipeline mhm Good Lord dude this is like the most nonsensical thing that has ever been said by a human being yeah no I was lost at like the very beginning of it and it’s continued so I’ve only gotten more lost as time’s gone on Michael would get it no he wouldn’t Michael can’t even argue

Against buzzwords we’ve established this May no no no not those buzzwords not those buzzwords not those uh no uh hate to break it to you but um yeah her brother’s favorite is mint chip where does that place him on the on the political contest again he’s actually

Done with the journey he’s completed the hero’s journey and he’s back oh man who said that Haley yeah Haley’s brother all right Haley listen to your brother more you must enjoy chocolate chocolate chip you must become Joseph Biden it’s like the hero it’s the Hero has to leave the village it’s like get

Out of your mother’s basement eat mint chocolate chip mint chocolate chip is mid nuh-uh who said that Haley again Haley what are you a [Laughter] communist Jesus Christ what is that where that places them is like is that the opposite of of off right well opposite right would probably

Be I mean technically I guess you could say that the libertarian would be the exact opposite yeah but I want I would like to believe that she’s not live left I’d rather you just be a stalinist at see I think the arguments at least between off left and off right are less

Cringe than the arguments between off right and lib left because like the arguments between off right and Li left are like off right I want to do something live left paragraphs versus the Chad arguments between Au right and and off left off right I would like to do something off

Off left I’m going to kill you off right I’m going to kill you harder where should I put this actually I’ll probably just put it right there all right new food take also it seems like her like second favorite must be vanilla I guess who what do you

Mean who who which one you mean who haly yeah I mean she’s on the journey I’m telling you actually it kind of makes sense that she would have a hatred right now and that chocolate chip it’s probably because she’s she’s finally like no she kind of internally knows that the truth

Is on the horizon sh resist I take it back her second favorite’s chocolate we’re so back oh no it’s over you lose these there’s any hope there’s no hope there’s nothing we can do damn actually just fully given up what you fully given up on her no man is beyond

Redemption that’s good that’s good to hear triple chocolate fudge that’s like almost the Biden flavor it be dog spon is like the devil the work of the devil I think how is pamon the devil that’s freaking wild that that’s a flavor I mean yeah it’s weird that they

Came up with it but it’s not bad I have no genuine argument against Pon it’s just that it’s just a gut feeling just tells me that’s not okay you take one look at it you’re like well bro it’s it’s it’s like if somebody handed you like a blended

Sludge and was just like here’s my ice cream flame it’s like okay did you get here like it’s somebody have to drive you here you know like I think spon it it could be worse like they could just put like like whole strawberries in there and [ __ ] like that

What do you mean it could be worse what are you talking about it could be worse like it’s okay as is no it couldn’t be worse yes it could it’s it’s it’s like random nonsense yeah it could it could be worse like I guess if they added

Actually like poop to the ice cream but like I don’t see AB it’s not that bad yeah it’s worse also the first words okay so slippy just rejoined the stream again and the first words he hears is they could have added poop to the ice [Laughter]

Cream I’m so real from point good point Nick yeah good you know what pat yourself on the back why don’t you I will okay good I’m glad we’re on the same page also this this comment is too insane not to read uh Haley just actually

Said uh I have a frog keychain that has the word arson written on it um H like what prompts you to like that has to be custom made what prompted you to create this remember we had a discussion when we first met Haley on whether or not frogs were a lesbian thing

Yeah I just remember that about it again I thought I thought you like came back with new information if you’re just like yeah I actually I actually confirmed it or something go back to your go back to your phone go back to your phone what said go back to your phone

You’re you’re becoming a bot again oh the main reason I wanted to ask about that last time was because I wanted to know if Miss Ritter was in fact a lesbian and maybe that’s why she hated me oh yeah yeah although I think I’m well Lov by the lesbian Community

Frankly I think I’m I’m I’m a friend with the lesbians well let haly be to the judge on that and she probably she’s probably about to say like I hate you or something no I think I think I’m a palet of the lesbian Community how is that even possible okay

So she said she found it on Etsy of of all things but added in the Clause that uh it was almost sold out how were there enough people interested in buying a frog keychain that said arson well I guess it depends on how many frog keychains they created like if

They only created Five then it’s not a stretch to assume five people in the world wanted that I think that is a stretch you think there’s five people that like SE that out I’m want to stretch out your mod no okay okay good God bro stop leaving your

Phone I’m abandoning it like your parents should have aband oh my God okay so the entire shop is frog themed but I feel like that still doesn’t really explain the the the arson bit you got to imagine this okay buddy I mean I like arson as much as the next

Guy but like that’s just a weirdly Niche demographic it’s not really I mean if you think about it there’s going to be some people in the world that are going to like frogs right and fire and there’s there also going to be some people that like committing arset yeah and so

There’s got to be some middle of the road in those two interests I have stickers and pins of the arson frog wait there’s like a specific like frog arson mascot Nick were you aware of this aware of this you you managed to answer my question as I asked

It yeah we’re just on the same wavelength that’s true that this group is so tight that we basically we can essentially answer each other before they speak slippy I’m not in need of insurance tonight thank you though what he’s asking me if I want to start our [ __ ] Linux or yeah Linux

Mutual session again like last time he like [ __ ] interviewed me you remember that who slippy oh I didn’t know slippy yeah he joined the Discord yeah he interviewed me last time I I think I I think I’m good I think I answered enough questions it’s small but I cannot it’s

Wild to me that the boys have a fan base cuz we’re funny you know we’re not yeah we are yeah I’m back and forth on that we say some skito stuff that comes off as kind of humorous sometimes we say something that could maybe be interpreted as humor get a typewriter

Theory you know eventually how was that a bad choice I feel like I completed the interview last time I think I’m good what did you get interviewed about the insurance I I want to say it was like specifically car insurance Apple repair do you mean like you mean like the fictional like phone

For my Carly honestly if you’re going to use anything with Linux on it unironically you might as well be using the like phone for my Carly that’s completely Fair Linux wait hold on can we get like an image like just Linux users be like and then it’s

Like a picture of like the fake cell phones you give toas got all my real ones on speed dial duck cow [Laughter] wait that goes actually crazy that’s [Laughter] awesome oh my God it was life insurance okay yeah it’s probably a good thing I got that to I don’t think it’s

Real are you an insurance salesman Mr slippy yeah he is even if he says no he is do you threaten people with like death threats oh you’re thinking that he like he’s like making patience I I I think that he’s going up to people and he’s like real nice place

You got here it’d be a [Applause] shame sure would be a shame if your husband were to die of natural causes to tomorrow at 4:30 [Applause] p.m. okay can’t continue the bit cuz he doesn’t have copy paste that’s awesome okay so this all needs to be Farmland I didn’t Center it Nick get

On [Applause] hello did you just like did you just die blue crystal myth my baby [Applause] blue I would play Baby Blue uh in honor of that message but I it’s very heavily copyrighted did I bring the hole Yeah heyo the [ __ ] does that okay that is a horrific message all right have fun on lethal I forget does does this reach five or is it just four cuz if it’s just for I made this too long I’ll just put it in the corner [Applause] oh it’s a friend no

No you came over and now you’re going to you’re going to stay here okay Duncan you have an hour to live Duncan you should get your ass back in here and play the damn game you better not be [ __ ] eating cottage cheese I swear to God spit that nasty [ __ ] out of your

Mouth right now what in the genuine [ __ ] is that chat message of all things to make it past like the auto YouTube moderator that is the last [ __ ] thing I would have expected like there is no [ __ ] way that that was let through and someone making like an emoticon face earlier

Wasn’t like how that makes no [ __ ] sense what do you mean that went really hard what the hell are you talking about oh I only need one more no it was not don’t you dare actually I just remember this needs to be a composter in the

Middle how the hell do I make a composter I don’t even [Applause] remember all slabs okay just get your ass in here and edit just talk to me talk to me now you don’t have to be alone in edit oh is this not yeah I’ll just put like pillars here

Or something that’s like perfectly fine away from every other source to not work how have you not eaten eaten yet what do you mean you’ve been gone for like an hour just eat you need more you you already have like 20 lbs of cottage cheese in your system you don’t need more nuh

Oh my God Duncan are you gone yet I need to talk [ __ ] on you once you leave he hasn’t responded yet that’s a good sign all right now that he’s gone uh Duncan you’re a bubble blowing Diaper Baby cottage cheese eating uh Nimrod nink poop uh ding-dong Dingus Mingus cringe

Lord big chungus yeah there you go that was my roast SES I think the the one I should uh accuate the most is that you’re an R cuz you’re the purest purest definition of a nimrod why the [ __ ] can’t I oh there need to be more light there we

Go I swear to God I thought I had more more seeds than that oh yeah there we go that is way better oh [ __ ] he burned to death through the trap door damn okay you’re the only one here yeah true cuz uh Duncan is a nimrod as I previously

Stated he would rather enter like a hole and edit a video than you know actually have human interaction and talk to people so also he likes cottage she so he’s automatically a bad person I should put one of these on the tree yeah um oh yeah that’s what I was going to do

I’m going to go to Pierce’s place and uh take my seeds back I’m sure he’s planted enough to where I could get what he took back from his crop oh there that’s actually [Applause] perfect I thought you said PS3 at first and I was like that’s weirdly weirdly

Based I’ve never had a PS3 but it has Demon Souls on it so it has to be based Automatically join back on your laptop okay damn it okay now we trap one of those villagers down there and I actually need to steal a third one so go and grab another one go IR we not the actual mine cart there we go and I also need a piston to get him out

Of the water red stone wood boom Actually can you water log cever not at all okay awesome I just put it in the on the Block right next to it do quasi connectivity work underwater apparently not awesome pretty please oh it does it absolutely does awesome Uh now I just need to update that block somehow aha genius what in the [ __ ] is going on [ __ ] you wouldn’t go in the water you wouldn’t dare [ __ ] he did dare okay boat don’t go in Minecart you spawn in Minecart [ __ ] off stop I don’t want to build an entire

Enclosure and I kind of have to okay now you’re not leaving now stay in the mine cart get in the [ __ ] mine cart get in the mine cart oh my [ __ ] god get in the mine cart go uh perfect now you stay in there bro [ __ ] spamming Kum

Copy and paste has now just become the downfall of the stream chat oh man uh no they all left they’re all doing like one thing or another like Nick went to uh to go work out and Duncan’s just like sitting alone in a dark room editing a

Video I think Kyle was meant to get on here in a little bit I think he was eating it like eating dinner do I feel lonely no I have villagers I have villagers to keep me company yeah you see like this this dumbass this absolute [ __ ]

Idiot I wish I kept my my fish on me get a get a cat get in the boat [ __ ] get in the boat yes Mickey D what’ you order that goes hard I do I genuinely think that people that dislike Dr Pepper are definitely scum of the

Earth I don’t have it too often cuz it’s a lot of calories but uh even like the zero in the diet still goes hard so oh man yeah M pad m pad’s [ __ ] awesome I love that Clip am I going a rail you mean he’s on a rail uh I should Veer this left I need to make like a separate room to store these other two in right he’s still chill let’s go this way just going to make like a small pit

To keep these guys in for a little bit so I need to I need to put them in a spot where this guy will throw them bread or uh or wheat I mean okay that’s good he I don’t actually know what the uh what the snow biome

Like villager nitwits look like so it’s good that he’s attracted to the Composter fun fact I actually as a child used to I hate ketchup despite that being like the universal uh like children’s dip I have no idea why I hated it it’s like completely fine to me now but back then it was just a absolute nuh for me honestly I think my childhood was

Incomplete just cuz I didn’t like it Ketchup is for losers you know dun it actually doesn’t surprise me that you that you feel that way oh my God what’s this what the hell my mom is a is uh she she just randomly sent me videos from a thrift store of just like random

Gaming items actually might ask her about that one it doesn’t have a model number on it she sent me a picture of a of a Game Boy Advance but uh it it’s an SP so it basically uh it’s either a model one where it’s completely useless or it’s a

Model 101 where it’s like one of the most goated handhelds of all time and there is no in Between oh not the boat not the boat D get in it was a bit you’re not actually don’t mind my home what is the dialect where you replace letters with numbers I didn’t know that had a name wait [ __ ] what am I doing my headphones oh hey it’s a guy he can’t

Hear me yet but it’s a guy get in the cart there we go hello Kyle hi hello there I’m doing the the annoying part of the game where I like uh Minecart villagers into random places oh that’s awesome what the hell wait this is a thing what wait this screenshot goes hard I’m

Keeping [Applause] that setting up my stream let’s be oh actually I have heard of that Landon mhm ask ask your stream what I should do today on stream well they can hear you uh my my opinion stream what should I do my opinion is that you should eat an entire horse on face

Cam with f i saw sadly I don’t have a webcam damn it oh but I would Kyle I ran into the most unfortunate circumstance what is it uh the second that I gave you those name tags I ended up needing one oh I see also you’re you’re [ __ ]

Cutting out like you wouldn’t believe why I don’t know here let me just move move it away from there it’s away from my face is that better okay I’ll tell you I’ll tell you if it happens again okay slippy says do nether activities do nether activities dude that’s actually

Perfect I’m going to show my stream something when I go live I’ve been working on something I’ve been cooking in the nether yeah kind of huh like I’ve been uh I I’ll explain it whenever I start up my stream yeah uh slippy it’s linked in like number on

Myage a guy in your chat said put hashtags in the description I’m going to put # gaming # Minecraft I did that in my shorts I didn’t realize that it was like a universal thing across YouTube hashtag funny I I’m waiting for the day where I use hashtag funny and then someone comes

In and is just like you tagged your stream [Laughter] wrong try put hash gay in there I don’t I don’t think so are you an LGBT streamer wait there is no hash gay homophobic YouTube hash subscribe subscribe hash subscribe to my channel subscribe all right so I guess if I’m

Doing another forgot to do a hashwi notification if we’re doing NE activities I got to find like a a goofy nether picture oh you want the uh do you want the landscape screenshot I took earlier is the landscape screenshot hold on the screenshot actually went hard let me find it really yeah

It was like one of the most gorgeous nether Landscapes I’d seen oh screenshots I think if there’s ever a stream where I go to the nether this is what I’m going to use hell yeah and I already have but I guess for like an extended period Yo that is actually hella cool I think I’m going to use this picture of morai from Regular Show from what the [ __ ] also this is what I was talking about a second ago I didn’t know that that was a thing oh what the hell he’s wearing homie as a hat yeah which oh

No that’s [ __ ] that is atrocious I’m using that did you find the worst image on the entire internet I found I found a a really really good image more dick and rigt what oh man that’s really atrocious moric and rbert bro the term more dick is [ __ ]

Insane I love that only your stream is going to have context on why more r as my thumbnail well even then there’s not much context you just kind of like you’re just like yeah I choose this I don’t know he was kind of right he was kind of real for that okay I’m

Real I’m actually so real I thought you were I thought you were in like your [ __ ] like goon edit cave Duncan I was [ __ ] I was I was [ __ ] that whole time no that’s [ __ ] awes no you’re supposed to say yes yeah I was I was [ __ ] in my pants awesome wait I

Forgot I need to take some of these and I threw my underwear out the actually why don’t I just take all those all right you know what the best way to do it is just to hit the start streaming button I think true except I should not I should not start streaming

With my stream key on screen that would probably not be a good idea holy [ __ ] I don’t even know how you how to find my I don’t even know how to find my stream Keys it’s because you you don’t need it in streamlabs that’s why I just had like the YouTube go live

Page on my display your display capture was just the live button that’s [ __ ] well yeah I only use display capture but I have two monitors so it’s so it’s all right yeah I basically never use display capture because that’s just asking for me to leak something I can do things on

Monitor too where do I find my string key at you don’t need it why would you need it I just want because I want to know where it is in case I [ __ ] up and like just so I know to hide just so I know what to hide it’s okay so it’s

Hidden by default well you can’t find it unless you can’t like [ __ ] leak it unless you know where it is okay I just want okay cool then showing you where it is increases the chances of you leaking it you know what you’re right yeah so I’m just going to

Go live on Twitch say I’m editing and not elaborate okay all right oh wait my desktop audio is not correct I’m glad I noticed that yeah okay this is what we do this [ __ ] for can you guys speak uh uh Gaba goul baba baba buy with Among Us yeah dick

Fort okay now it’s working now we’re good yeah dick fart so for yeah dick fart I’m start streaming so [ __ ] stupid hello stream how’s it going chat chat chat chat chat rip his balls off chat yo you’re kind of we’re gaming you’re just kind of cringe chat

Yeah funny story stream I don’t know what the [ __ ] I’m doing today like I really don’t know but um but I thought you had something prepared no I’m going to show um’s probably good for this um I do have something to show I’m going to show my stream something something neat so you

Know like when 1.6 came out and like everyone simultaneously at the same time thought like but what if you started in the Nether and like that was just like a challenge idea that everyone had yeah pretty much um oh [ __ ] wait this world doesn’t have cheats okay never mind hold on different world

Um where’ that cat go I just want go to this one but um basically I I tried out that challenge the other day I think it’s kind of fun but um I was like I should make a a texture pack that makes things look like they actually come from the

Nether and so I did that I’m going to show it off on stream no yes you’re liar you’re a you’re a [ __ ] dirty bald-faced liar but I feel the need to be like heavily contrarian though that’s so real there’s there’s a lot to this pack to the point where I’m

Probably going to forget something but uh if I look up wooden all of the tools have been changed uh I kind of wish that I could like change it depending on what type of wood you made it out of cuz it’s a little awkward uh yeah we’ve got a we’ve got

All of our tools all wooden tools at least the stone tools I’ve replaced to um look like black stone yeah I think they look pretty neat you see that stream it’s pretty cool what do what does YouTube mean by like like you know where it shows you like the the health

Of your stream and it has like a color that represents that yeah what does it mean by Green no data okay okay connection jumped it heard me it jumped back up to excellent connection all right speaking of actually kind of insane I’ve only dropped 33 frames in two and a half

Hours that is kind of insane I’m I’m like I’m actually winning for once oh wait that I forgot that’s something I need to fix the first frame of the drawing the bow back does not look correct forgot to change that one and then the crossbow hell yeah little

Betsy and then there’s a couple things in this pack that I just straight up stole from other people okay uh I would credit those people but I’m I forget who they are so fair fair what do you mean Fair what the [ __ ] here’s here’s here’s the crafting table

This was just stolen I don’t have the artistic ability to make this what the [ __ ] why and then okay there it is all of the different like furnaces were also stolen directly from a different guy pretty sure I I just found it on Planet Minecraft so like you

Could look it up if you want to oh my God you’re a thief I am what are you gonna do about it kind of weird I’m going to show you these ones look way cooler when they’re um when they’re when they’re lit up no that’s [ __ ] annoying I hate stupid ass

Look at that cool yeah right here I gu I put the iron in there there we go yeah look at how cool these ones look the the it actually makes me so mad how cool the smoker is because you’re very likely never going to use it in the actual

Challenge you you’ll same with the blast furnace I think the only thing you would ever use the blast furnace for is smelting like your golden iron tools into nuggets well on I’ll be right back and that is like entertain useless feature on the entire planet dead I don’t think I’ve genuinely ever

Smelted like tools or armor like in my entire like throughout the entire features existence you you’ve never what smelted tools or Armor All Right would I’m they were knocking on my why would that’s a thing you can do and I have no idea why yeah it’s pretty

Pointless what what is the point of doing it it gives you nuggets too it doesn’t even give yous what it yeah the [ __ ] anyway that’s the one use of the blast furnace in the nether Challenge yeah yeah I guess there’s literally yeah no there’s nothing else that’s so [ __ ] up what else is there there’s more I know there is hold on let me just like scroll here see if I remember Anything yeah torches and soul torches they look kind of kind of neat they look neat no matter what the campfires were actually a pain in my ass to figure out but I did I guess there are like a lot of weird crevices in that texture it’s like the way that it’s

Modeled is really weird yeah cuz there’s like that weird ashtray on the bottom as well check it out I think it looks neat I especially like the soul campfire it looks it looks so weird but I like it anyway I think that’s all I think that’s that’s all there is to Showcase I

Believe uh here wait let’s keep scrolling down let’s see see I see that the dispenser and dropper textures are made darker the issue with that is that I don’t think I did that and also you can’t get redstone in the ne so yeah he literally can’t oh yeah the fishing rods they’re

Worked with now I guess it makes sense yeah I guess nobody would see it like did they turn like literally everything that’s made with Cobble I don’t know I thought that I just I just copied over the like furnaces I don’t even think there was anything else in the pack I just like

Copied everything over from that oh [ __ ] all right well now we’re g to go play real boy craft that’s the plan for today I wonder if it did it to observers too like stuff like that maybe Y what I have a concurrent viewer who’s watching me show

Yourself yeah I was looking at the thingies oh yeah I want me to type full caps me there you go me oh yeah that’s chat engagement right there you’re welcome I’ll set up a macro to just Spam your stream all right it’s been a while since

I’ve been on the realm I kind of forget that’s a guy what I was doing what [ __ ] I’ve been alone for like two and a half hours nobody else wanted to get on I’m editing I’m sorry [ __ ] you you could I don’t give a [ __ ] yeah I don’t usually like to I

Don’t like to stream on the boys Realms if no one else’s is on so it’s been a minute I had like a 30 minute stretch there where it was just me I don’t know where the [ __ ] Nick went I don’t think he ever like said bye he just disappeared at some

Point I was I was like cuz no he didn’t say anything cuz I was like still talking to him and then at a certain point he just stopped responding he was just gone I was like what the [ __ ] is going on you think his like internet sh

Itself or something well no cuz he said he had to go to his dad’s but he never like announced his departure yeah yo my render distance is high enough I can see the Island from here that’s pretty cool you know if Pierce has been on at

All I don’t think so he was working on his funny Tower uh yeah slippy you can get Enchantment books and and name tags and [ __ ] like that from fishing it’s just uh it’s just really not common unless you have luck of a SE actually I fished up a mending Rod a

Little bit ago it had literally nothing else on it but I got a mending Unbreaking Rod I got those two things separately oh yeah like I I literally just fished up Unbreaking three I made an anvil and I never like Fus my rods I should you know what stream I’ve decided

It this is a fishing stream bro we’re both just engaging in fishing streams let’s go wait holy [ __ ] are you fishing as well yeah I’m try to get a name tag because I don’t want my AEL to despawn all right there we go I’ve got a really good fishing rod I’m

Coming holy [ __ ] as I say it let’s [ __ ] go yeah yeah I guess it’s no longer a fishing stream you’ve been left in the dust uh I don’t know I don’t know what to do I swear I’ve been so motivated to play Minecraft and I just don’t even know what to

Do you can get every single like fishing drop from both the auto farm and normal fishing neither one’s restricted I mean because both are just fishing we we’ll do a bit of fishing for now now I just need to think of what to name my AEL Little you know I’ve been on a Pokemon grind let’s just name him exu wait was that I thought I got a name tag on the first thing I pulled in what a laugh come here buddy you’re going to be named aha you know what I should do I should

Build my my business I’m going to start a business so I should build a your your sub subscription Kyle service it’s not really a subscription it it’s hired labor can I make it a subscription I mean I guess if you wanted to once every 30 minutes you’re going to

Go do something for me Kyle oh [ __ ] no thank you your your life on the server is going to be chucked up to being my uh my go-getter oh wait yeah that’s actually cool hold on oh you want to be my slave no no I got I pulled in a fishing rod

And it was pretty cool that that was what my what I checked back into when when I started hearing things was oh you want to be my slave yeah cuz you know I actually I’ve decided on this stream I’m going to fish until I get a

God Rod I decided on this stream I’m going to be an indentured servant [ __ ] oh man no on this in 50k though I want to do streams with like dumb bits like that you know and just like going on slippy we can’t say those things I I oh no did

Slippy say some questionable things about slavery yeah uh oh don’t do it again you will be timed timed out it will happen I don’t necessarily care it’s just you know you know uh drive away every single other person I wonder like should I post on my

My Snapchat story and just be like guys I’m streaming the most insane [ __ ] you’ve ever seen in Minecraft and then they tune into a stream that is almost exclusively fishing because the first thing they’ll see is morai and RI oh I should have made the thumbnail something like really cool I should have

Made it like the ender dragon or some [ __ ] click bait them the coolest [ __ ] you’ve ever seen in Minecraft just like no poorly cropped picture of uh the Wither storm oo little do they know they’re I’m entering my Michael Arc I I fished up a power three on breaking three bow

That’s kind of cool yo skinny vers Skiby is back yeah I remember you from the last one we love to see it I’m streaming on Twitch right now because I’m streaming up you’re disgusting Lon can you come moderate my chat I I mean I guess I can

Open it on my phone yeah wait do the same for me oh [ __ ] moderate each other’s chats oh no that’s so F now you’re really in a to trouble slippy if you say more uh racist [ __ ] I have a stream mod skinny verse I’m looking at you don’t say anything racist either he’s

Gone I will come back damn I will miss you goat I’ll miss you too King goat yeah I have to review this drink before I drink the whole thing I forget to do that a lot land are you on my you on my drink review story yeah yeah yeah I was a day

One I was a day warer yeah well that’s the only day you could have joined that I guess that is true yeah puffer fish cuz those things are weird you have to like post the link to it don’t you yeah no it it it it feels crazy that

We’re like over halfway done with it you’re halfway done over halfway that I just posted uh review 50 God damn and um I think I I I did the math there 35 or I guess 34 now left the Day of Reckoning is almost here

Yeah y wait I got a book what’s a book going to be chat have you been like keeping them like in order uh no no I I know if you were G to going to post like a uh like a comprehensive list at the end or something there because I

I I’ll tell you what happens I like if I were to try to do them exactly in order um I would review exactly like I I would see p te come like back in stock and I would review exactly one of them and then 10 minutes

Later it’s out of stock like I I remember whenever I saw the P T’s like first come in stock for the first time since the beginning of the series uh I reviewed them all in one day it was a lot of tea and my stomach hurt afterwards but we reviewed a lot of

Tea yeah that’s unfortunate considering he is like the worst [ __ ] on the planet Kyle moderate my chat now he’s saying sus [ __ ] he’s saying things he’s saying sus [ __ ] I can’t stand for this bro really said I’m about to become R Kelly 2.0 like what the [ __ ] what do you mean by that

Oh man that kind of goes hard though I’m not you out if it’s funny no you have to Now read hold on wait he I’m pretty sure it’s so bad it didn’t even show up it showed up on my screen what did what did he say I’m just not even going to say

That okay cuz like the last thing you said was about Aria slippy you done dead [ __ ] you [ __ ] up do do I have to oh okay never mind I scroll up in chat a little bit did you find it I found some funny [ __ ] it’s some [ __ ] that he said probably minutes

Ago slippy slippy you’re gone for a little while I’m sorry buddy you need to you got to behave yourself 10 seconds 10 measly seconds that’s it for that’s not that’s not time to reflect yo wait it’s Haley Haley are you still salty you’re still salty about you not being my favorite

Chatter hey Haley wait Haley’s in twitch I didn’t even know you had a Twitch account you said something that’s how do I turn off the wait yeah yeah yeah there we go sub loser okay really need us to have like I’m not even gonna Haley she [ __ ]

Followed you to Twitch yeah I don’t I don’t know why but you know what that’s really funny of course I have twitch that’s kind of based honestly that you not that you have twitch but that you managed to find me on Twitch that’s kind of funny I

Am sticking mostly to my theory that Haley is part of the FBI that fair enough fair Enough see if I can I can get is there a chicken in my house where did he come from chimpin there is let’s see how can I get on a fishing rode I’m breaking three I’m breaking one and I can’t even see that that’s epic will that be T

Correctly that was only three though Kyle do me a do me a favor and like spam my chat for a half second spam your what just like spam a letter in my chat yeah does that time me out no I just needed to you know the sus comment

To just not be permanently on my screen oh I see yeah I just went to your I just went to your channel and used the link oh yeah I did in fact TW link my twitch Channel and my YouTube that is true I did do that that’s enough Haley you can do the

Rest what the [ __ ] hampter no who the [ __ ] who started the hamper thing it was Skiby it was Skiby was it it it was Skiby yeah it was Skiby I thought I thought Haley started that because Haley was the first person it she uh she followed the Skiby train

On with that it’s kind of funny that’s really strange are you on my stream yeah I am’s what the hell is going on with this what I’m clicking oh the enchant yeah what’s wrong wrong with it I have genuinely no idea the hell I’m going to go to the

Nether and get more levels God damn it there we go it shouldn’t be that’s weird I started like a world the other day where I just beat the game and it was very fun I anytime you like beat the game in a single session you um end up

[ __ ] around in the nether for at least 5 years yeah you just like are nowhere near you need to be every single time you got to find the Portal and or not the portal you got to find the Fortress and then by the time which borderline [ __ ] impossible half the

Time by the time you found that you don’t know where your [ __ ] portal is anymore so you have to go do that oh God slippy’s in my shot now look slippy I tried to let you off easy I tried to let you off easy you can’t be saying you can’t be saying

Racist and rape [ __ ] slippy come on bro I didn’t mess up I didn’t I didn’t time you out for 300 seconds I timed you out for 10 and then L and time you for 300 seconds he needs a Grace he needs like a thinking per I’m gonna Unleash the Beast he

Says slippy I’m a mod of this channel too I can just [ __ ] you up again mods crush the skull yeah don’t make me crush your skull slipping yeah I’m just saying I’m not moderating my own chat that’s all I have to land on yeah we’re we’re each other’s you say sus

Things I don’t know Kyle you were kind of lacking on it that is really [ __ ] funny that we moderate each other’s chats cuz why wouldn’t we just moderate our it’s funnier this way yeah who that should I should make all of boys why is he so much more chilling

Your chat momy no he’s so much more chilling CH he’s GNA tell my mommy he’s much more chill it’s either that or [ __ ] racism much rather you’re so real for that holy [ __ ] H yeah I’m just saying Hal’s forever my favorite chatter for real I would like

To I would like to say you you get on me for being being into the the AI chatter every time I bring up these these these Haley FBI why is my dad saying such [ __ ] now wait what hold on wait I have I got to see this where three viewers

This is better than only fans he says what is he talking about the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] wait he’s so real for that what what is he talking about why did that go so hard holy crap oh my god oh oh man slippy’s doing some real detective work on here oh no

Bro that is kind of funny that it just has his name bro know nothing about cyber security where is the quartz that’s what I’m here for oh [ __ ] there there is a Crimson Forest decently close to our portal that’s not cool hey hugs we can talk about this we

Can be cool hey we can be cool you’re a [ __ ] Yo he’s back he’s not he’s not something not timed out anymore in your chat yeah uh he made it he made it out of his 5 minutes and he’s back as a better improved version yes and the first the first thing he said was I’m black it’s

Okay slippy you got to think before you speak you can’t just go typing away all willy-nilly [Laughter] [ __ ] I want my first Amendment rights yeah well it kind of doesn’t really apply to you know both hate speech and a twitch chat or just a chat in general I

Mean no the First Amendment does not apply to Black what yeah I’m just going to not answer that H the hamper train is like Unstoppable you don’t need to know about my family whatsoever if my man’s really just says racism what’s your IP address Southern just and now my my girlfriend

Says hamburger what does it mean yeah slippy I don’t I don’t I don’t share any [ __ ] like that online I refuse Southern us is pretty funny though I went down to Florida not too long ago and surprisingly didn’t see any like uh naked old men streaking in the roads

I kind of figured I would s I’m just saying I will give out all of my information okay if you speak in my chat haven’t been out of 8 5 years yo it’s [ __ ] him it’s him it’s him he no no God damn it let’s go what [ __ ] Lawrence is here Duncan

Were you here for Lawrence Mew I was not here for Lawrence Mew he’s my favorite chatter he’s my new favorite chatter oh good he’s actually legendary he’s he is the goat Haley’s leaving no rip hay just because you’re not the favorite doesn’t mean that’s you got to make sorry second favorite

[ __ ] well Lord is roasting the [ __ ] out of me he two seconds in kind of [ __ ] based Landon you’re so close you’re at 96 huh R 96 oh I am yeah the thing didn’t update again that’s awesome why is it so [ __ ] also how come for like three

Streams in a row it’s just been people trying to dox me the whole [ __ ] time I don’t understand it’s been what it’s been people trying to dox me the whole time like specifically me too I would gladly dox myself for viewership it’s like nothing’s gonna

Like ever come out of it but it’s still weird it’s weird that it happened twice oh I’m I’m editing the clip where he says ah ah [ __ ] my butthole that’s a you clip that is a me I know oh [ __ ] cuz I remember hearing myself say that whenever you’re like showing me

What you had so far I was like why did I say that what prompted me to say that you were playing a game off screen off screen there was no prompting I think you were just getting your ass [ __ ] you my C says you say that a [Laughter]

Lot do I wait do I actually that goes kind of [ __ ] goofy is that a is that like a is that what do you call it is that a stem what wait my Minecraft sounds haven’t been on this entire time what the hell genius I’m actually a really cool guy

Um manage sound devices no this is not my need need sound or is my like volume just all the way down now my master volume is at 100 okay so so um I have a guest peering at me in the distance and I really don’t want him to

Slippy I’m going to I will ban you stop trying to guess where I live that’s weird that’s what we call weird I swear these people are acting up all right does that work you’re not no ah there we go oh that’s really [ __ ] loud though hold on there we

Go oh my gosh wait are we about to have like our first like chat ban slip you want to be the first ever bro just goes I’m a Target Haley what the [ __ ] you talking about whoa okay don’t do that actually don’t do that I I I might like Lawrence Mew better than

Haley but Haley is like at least the third or fourth best chatter attacking your fellow Chatters is third or four and [ __ ] I would I would I would kill you for that don’t do that okay Gast you get over here I have a fishing rod you’re going to get [ __ ] almost

Hey buddy come here awesome this is getting intense oh wait I should probably pull my chat back up this is also still really loud there we go that’s much better all right I can see my chat again Lawrence M says I’m poop godd damn that goes [ __ ] crazy how is this

Guy real right he he’s got to be real if Lorden M isn’t real my heart is broken the fact that he came back must mean that he’s real he’s got to be real which is insane there’s no way cuz you should have seen the [ __ ] he was saying in the

In the previous stream he’s getting a PC for his birthday let’s [ __ ] go y that’s actually a huge Lawrence me du Lawrence me enthusiasts are eating good W that’s so triing one two why is he Counting is Haley a close friend he’s back on his counting

[ __ ] in terms of uh viewers probably I mean she shows up to everything see that’s what I’m saying how does she show up to everything this is part of the conspiracy theory she does show up to everything like every single time any of us go live she is right there kind of

Weird once again agents oh my God he’s counting is he’s counting remember I remember last stream we were trying to get him to take an IQ test and he just keep saying who cares nope don’t care don’t care it’s like you one has to wonder what his motives Are holy [ __ ] what happened Unbreaking three power four punch two mending bow what the hell that’s something oh man God this is my actual name well excellent Lawrence Mir I just I I really wonder what prompts him to say these things everything that he sends in chat should be like a case

Study slippy it’s cuz I was letting you get your SES out and and now uh and now we’re going to be a bit more more strict we’re going to be behaved yeah we’re going to be we’re going to be chill I love the idea of like running your stream like a [ __ ] kindergarten

Teacher yeah we had to shake our sillies out to like the Kids Bop songs last time and then now we’re now we have to be my my favorite like stories that I’ve heard cuz my mom is a is a substitute teacher sometimes yeah and so like she’ll she’ll tell me about stu

Oh [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] up which has almost happened to me um but she’ll she’ll like tell me stories of things that are different than how they were when I was in school yeah like um in the middle school there is now a like there’s like a like a chill room so

Like if if a kid is feeling real angry they can go to the chill room and and chill down and like she was telling me stories because like you know it from what it sounded like no one would just use it to like skip class which is pretty cool yeah but

Um she was like yeah kids would just come into the room and she’ be like all right what are you you know what are you here for they would just go I’m mad she’s like okay okay I’m feeling a little peeved off yes I yes Lawrence M I am on

Java it’s because it’s the only good version of the game why did lence feel the need to confirm that he used his real name as his [ __ ] I don’t I don’t see that’s what I’m saying this guy this [ __ ] is simultaneously the realest dude in my chat and all can’t be

Real I’m on Pocket Edition hey well you’re getting a PC soon you know what to do once you purchase Minecraft for that $30 fee the second you get that computer yes can you sing now if it’s not racist or homophobic or like bad in any way shape or form

God yeah every once in a while in in this group there’s like that that that one coper who advocates for Bedrock it happens once once in a while you’re it’s like well it’s not that bad and then all the other boys convince them otherwise yeah cuz it’s just

Bad I think I I recall didn’t didn’t Nick go on like a Bedrock is okay Arc at one point I always thought it was okay and then they like I know for a fact that you did they updated it at one point and it made it like somehow even worse

Cuz uh they they made it they like change the physics or something weird because it feels different than it did whenever we uh like did the original World I really hated it because it replaced console edition and oh yeah like the the wor version obsolete yeah the worst part about it

Was instead of like moving in eight directions like you do in regular Minecraft mhm uh it made it so that like you could move in more than eight directions so if you ever wanted to like walk in a straight line for like building purposes you just couldn’t it always [ __ ]

Up and it was very irritating yeah that sounds like a definitely a nonsense change can we have like a oh wait that’s look at the C1 I don’t need that though look at the SE I don’t need luck of the sea that’s like the one that I

Already have I don’t have that isn’t isn’t two the biggest the luck at the sea goes to no oh well I also okay never mind I have does it go to three yeah okay whenever I’m like done with this I can okay I have like one more

Enchant and if it’s not lure I’m I’m gonna lose it CU I just want lure no all right well never gone what did you mean by this LS well I have a I have a cool fishing rod that has wait there’s no way that’s real wait Lawrence just said they added

The gritty to bedrock did they actually cuz there’s emotes there’s emotes there are emotes I remember when they first added those and we found like the sneeze one that looked a lot like a dab I think I also bought it eventually I remember whenever I used to use bad lion it

Came okay D it came with the uh like default fortnite dance on that coin and it was super cursed cuz it was like fluidly animated so like the character would like legitimately like curve their arms and [ __ ] slippy okay slippy I want you to refrain

Bro he did that [ __ ] and then came into my chat and put a smiley face and said I’m wholesome said what he said I’m wholesome in my chat after doing that bro Li is naturally as he breathe bro thought he was slick but he was he was in fact slip flipping

Jimmy slipping nippy slippy do you mind if I antagonize you for a bit he can’t talk in your chat now oh that’s awesome the [ __ ] that looks like it was going for me why does krus hate you no I did that I moderated his chat it’s kind of funny because I’m also

Not moderating your chat you are moderating both our chats at once that’s [ __ ] up mod my chat I am waiting for the day when like the particles go through one of our Bobbers to the other persons oh I see okay he made the distinction that uh him in your chat is

A completely uh like different person an entity from him in my chat I see can you ask him if him in my chat M’s being antagonized for a bit uh slippy do you want to be ridiculed got a bottle this is a really this is some interesting gameplay we got going on

Yeah I have to move around so I don’t get afked oh yeah I guess you can whoever changed the Cod to look like the same exact color as a name tag really needs to perish I have to eat dinner Lawrence you’re perfect you don’t need to eat anything you live for

Years why did that go really hard I don’t get it you don’t need to breathe what the [ __ ] why is this not oh my God I [ __ ] hate all of his like bodily functions are are so perfect and pure that he does not need to do literally

Anything to sustain himself at all he just said my CH why does that look like some like Dumb Ways to Die [ __ ] does who’s going to be the sleeper uh you’re I’ll go sleep I guess I’m going to sleep in your bed though I don’t have one

What I keep mine on me oh then place it what all right now you okay go epic bed so what’s what’s what’s your fishing rod look like bed it’s Unbreaking two luck of the C1 mending oh that’s really [ __ ] yeah I like I level one Enchanted for luck of

The sea one and then got the other things out of out of fishing I I basically just need more yeah it’ll be Perfect he actually kind of did enter his uh his whol Mark hopefully he stays that way yeah he did yeah I’m going to feel worse about antagonizing him for the bit now he’s smiling and [ __ ] he’s he’s being wholesome slippy I want you to say like the most wholesome thing you can think

Of right now like really really touch our hearts have you heard about technoblade Lawrence do not the thing that I you lose I can’t believe it yeah L what’s what’s that one quote from from Chronicles of Narnia about uh I’m in Narnia and I’m Chronicle yeah yeah that I don’t know I

Always misquote it and then people correct me but I got Yeezys yeah do not cite the ancient verses to me wish I was there when it was written also yeah technoblade Chads around here hell yeah gotta go okay bye Lawrence Lawrence say gotta go and then

Like leaves his his phone for like three seconds and comes back that was [ __ ] up yo why do like our streams in particular attract like not not people characters like these are not people these are characters the only person I’m convinced that’s like a real human so far is uh oh

What the hell was that what the hell it’s it’s Haley see I’m not even convinced of that though how we talked to her she’s an FBI agent I made my stance on this that’s like the only person we’ve actually spoke to yeah but she’s FBI okay which mean she basically isn’t

Real do you know that my brother has Discord no Lawrence why would I know this Lawrence I knew not at all I I didn’t know that if it makes you feel better though I knew it my like my brain gets heavier every time lord sends a a chat message silly

This is why Lawrence is my favorite shatter I’m sorry I fished up a pad okay I’m back now he’s he’s got me in [ __ ] dead silence thinking about why would he say that I’m back I had to take a call this is a good question Jesus Christ I hate trying to

Do this sometimes what that’s too slow are you like are you still editing yeah no he’s been doing this [ __ ] for like 15 hours straight it takes a thousand years I get it yeah but he doesn’t have to do it all at once you could like save it and do it later I

Actually did give him the advice to do it all at once so why no listen he was so real for that because I want this video to come out hell yeah ride that motivation get burnt out okay I just have to [ __ ] get the text to line up this I’ve had really easy

Time so far doing the text but for some reason the minute I try to work with any text with anything Pierce says I can’t get it to [ __ ] match yo I’m going to watch your video wait which one Lawrence me which video are you gonna watch I’ll tell you if you

Should or not I’m assuming Duncan once he posts it is what he’s talking about oh I see okay hell yeah the chip one [ __ ] yeah stupid the video EGS no don’t do that don’t do that don’t God [ __ ] damn it is that one of like the only

Videos like on any of our channels that includes our faces I don’t know I know that my my New Year’s video yeah your New Year video has both of you guys’ faces on it yeah MH I would prefer I sometimes I’m like wow I’m really glad the Don Chronicles

Exist and sometimes I’m like wow I really hate that my face is on the internet lot of uh a lot of boy craft also has my face in it yeah okay that’s too much to be fair though if you look at those old episodes that person is like

Unrecognizable from who I am now it’s so weird that was a long time ago we’re going to try this good uh yeah I don’t think I personally have posted anything with any of our faces in it I don’t think I have either what in the [ __ ] schizo what

You meant by that he’s no he’s just schizo he’s schizophrenic 100% needs to go shorten and it needs to be long like this way and this needs to go out I do kind of like the idea of of cuz we’re kind of like technoblade right now in the sense where

We don’t actively use our face ever but it technically exists but most people don’t know that so you so true so like if we ever get big enough there’ll just be people that are like do a face reveal do a face reveal my brother in Christ it exists

You know what they should do you know what we should do we should like un we shouldn’t we shouldn’t like unlist or like delete these videos but we should like private the Don Chronicles and then just like hide the links that’s like your pride and Jo no it’s not you you

Talk about it constantly I do but I also like don’t just want people to free see my face I have an idea for it what if we take all the we un we private the Donk videos but because if you private them or maybe it’s unlist where like you can’t see

Them but if somebody gets the link to it they can see the video so if we just like hide the links to do Chronicle videos different listen know you’re just describing an ARG you’re describing ARG it can be summed up way sooner shut up shut up you can sum up your entire feel

In two seconds shut the [ __ ] up it’s like a [ __ ] Quest you gotta find yeah an ARG that’s what it is I don’t care I I like my explanation better because yours is boring it only has three letters in it shut up I’m saying we hide the links in

Random boys videos not streams videos and then like people will put them all together we’ll only post a link in it like once every year or so we send people at a whole Quest and and it just leads to like a chronicles video saddle I got Unbreaking Three Rod again oh damn

It no wait don’t listen to him Lawrence slippy I hate you shut up no don’t shut up Lawrence Lawrence keep talking that’s what I’m saying Lawrence that’s my favorite Lawrence if anything talk more every new sentence that you say reveals like a tiny bit more of what’s behind the curtain

Yo that’s not no don’t do that he says yes this is what I want to see I thought it was you saying yo never mind I understand no he just says yo like periodically yeah he does just kind of like like reann nowc that he’s

Here he’s like oh no it’s been like 2 minutes they must think I’m gone I need to just like say hello again okay slip God damn it is slippy saying things in your chat again stop stop stop you lose slippy slippy I say we

Give you one more chance I did it for 30 minutes that time slippy if in 30 minutes you say one more BR moment you’re gone oh man they were real Stakes now Slippy this is the wholesome slippy oh okay awesome yeah for some reason they like switched places there for a second gave him one more what does he mean by that what is he talking about oh place your bed again right now I thought Rees is so dude he’s

Having like lore moments in my chat what yeah hey yo what the [ __ ] there yeah Kyle I’m kind of on your side I like this Lawrence character now yes exactly because he’s got to be real there’s no way someone who who isn’t real says [ __ ] like that I hope that at

Some point he comes and pays me a visit I I want some of his Antics oh no that’s that’s a terrible chat message he can’t be back I I timed I timed the racist one out you literally cannot be one shot slippy you choose carefully lorewise he cannot be

Here you go to you got to stay consistent with the lore you’ve got one chance slippy just one r no no no slippy that was not that was not the deal no there’s no freebies you you’ve had enough today freebies are an illusion slippy this is America my mom just walking my you

Lawrence keep talking I I I want to know Lawrence one just one and I will quit no you’ve had way more than one and you didn’t quit Lawrence we’ve given you many a chance just just one little racism kind of goes I mean I don’t know this is he’s a repeat offender slippy

When you ask like that I’ll give you one typically repeat offenders don’t get like more chances it’s okay one is fine okay never mind Amanda gave the consent okay it’s okay all right all right slippy that was your that was your final racism you’re a new man now you’re going to attend therapy

Sessions uh you’re GNA go to support groups I guess to support groups RAC racist Anonymous about homophobic stuff no no no no no s new man yeah you’re a new man you’re turning a new Leaf have fun Lawrence oh my God Jesus let me stop sneezing bro please no I don’t think

So I wonder if lawence is you think Lawrence is just like a child that doesn’t know what to say in chat and so he just like says things that he thinks will like get interaction oh name tag I I’m fairly I’m fairly convinced nobody that’s joined so

Far has uh you know been older than 18 I’m nine oh I’m nine we’re getting the real Lawrence lore how is it even possible that he like manage to get on YouTube and find the stream if he’s [ __ ] [Laughter] nine Kyle it seems that slippy entered a homophobic a homophobic one Okay slippy just unlocked what wow o well oh my God wait I just thought I just thought of a really goated idea yeah you actually don’t understand the idea I just thought it was is good as H oh [ __ ] don’t worry about it I didn’t do

Anything I’m about to I’m about to build something after I catch this fish I don’t understand why we have to keep on like re unlocking wholesome slippy I want him to just stay permanently let’s go no not bully slippy what we don’t we don’t like him why did

Wholesome only last for a half second he was wholesome sleeping for like one second before he had to enter his dumb [ __ ] Arc guess who’s eating mac and cheese let’s [ __ ] go let’s go let’s go who said that who said that Hy yeah wait this depends though did you

Take my advice and look up a recipe for homemade mac and cheese or did you just make the craft [ __ ] again sppy you have one chance no that’s an AO moment he’s gone he’s gone okay yeah he’s gone that’s an El [Laughter] Bozo craft no

Damn it yeah what do you mean yeah it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter they’re both good it how did you the CRA wait she okay [ __ ] you no that’s you crossed a line there why would you do that she made it crunchy like you said Duncan No yeah Kyle we had like the many arguments over food takes uh earlier oh that’s fun and one of them was uh which one’s like the purest form of mac and cheese okay you’re cutting out a lot the purest form of mac and cheese oh I’m not like that much of a

Mac and cheese Enthusiast but my grandma makes this mac and cheese that goes really hard oh never mind it’s the opposite she said it’s too soggy what the hell how can noodles be to why is my editor like why is my software birthday is July happy birthday not yet

What if Lawrence is literally me what if Florence is like like me from the Future well no it’d be the past this is your nine-year-old self what if he’s not really nine what if it’s just like future me playing pranks on myself you’re doing like the Michael bit but like through time uh I don’t have a water bucket on me that’s kind of

Annoying Lord smiley yeah I’m reading [Laughter] it not yet it’s still really [Laughter] funny oh I forgot Jimmy jelk and Jesse jel the fact that his actual last name is Mew goes really hard well Haley that’s how you’re meant to cook craft you you like cook it in boiling

Water so yeah I guess it but if you cook it in water how could it get too soggy it’s meant to be wet oh my God it’s not what I maybe I’m insane but I thought the boiling noodles and overcooking it would make it hard I believe you now though I think

I’m I’m the insane one I don’t know the first thing about noodles we’re both insane okay yeah I’m I’m glad I’m glad we could both be insane together bro why did skinny vers just join your chat on an ALT yo wait it is it’s skiny except he

He did say he was going to join on a different account I guess you did say that hey Lon get over here huh come come over to like the fishing area I built a funny thing I have like like a dock that we could fish on oh but but come over I

Built something funny I mean like a dock and everything it’s like what it’s actually meant to be I know but it’s it’s not even for fishing it’s something funny no yes no no what if I just like permanently say no and ruin your bit

No what are you going to do about it you [ __ ] you’re going have to place your bed again y fall fall in B hole what am I doing oh fall in this hole here and then yeah we’re we’re going to P each other get over jump jump jump for it

You’re going to get over you jumped at the exact wrong time wait I wonder could could you could you pull me over I do know cuz of [ __ ] because of Gan that fishing rods can just launch you yeah or I didn’t I didn’t make it I can’t get far

Enough got to go okay bye Lawrence and I’m really [ __ ] at this game when I me I just I know the strats that’s why oh really yeah wait I think I know the strats too nah you don’t know I think I get it now I’ve unlocked the way of the

Rod no there’s no way you broke your Rod oh my that’s just cheating [ __ ] okay hold on wait wait we’re going to launch you what me okay yeah that’s what’s going to happen I guess we’re going to do that okay uh where is this from oh don’t do that I thought you’re

Just going to look up and break it all right so hold on wait I’m going to I’m going to put my my rod on you and you jump in the water ho that you need to I think that you need to like fully land okay hold on wait wait

Wait all right you ready yeah ho I think go go higher I think you can go even higher go higher okay let me do this and then I guess put it put it in your off hand yeah there we go oh wait [ __ ] it’s okay we’ll get it all right yeah

What Hamer I almost I almost [ __ ] wait do it again for no reason why no harm will be done I don’t have any more blocks I can’t oh wait I have water uh oh you absolute fool are you going to do something stupid hey there it’s your turn hey

Buddy hey hey who it’s your turn look I say Hector Sol oh I missed did I miss too yeah come on how that was just on you what the hell you’re bad your aim is bad what oh [ __ ] I didn’t even know that I got you I thought it missed again

I’m up there’s a torch down here where are you up what’s going on here mystery holy [ __ ] nerd holy [ __ ] got you there I need like fish to fix my rod now I was using my good one that whole time really yeah yeah yeah the one that I broke was a random

One that’s some dumb [ __ ] right there all right what do I want to do I’ve I’ve I’ve grown tired of fishing you know what why not I’m gonna have to do this in the future at some point anyway why not just start grinding out Cherrywood feel like that would be kind of

Silly wait how much do you need well like I don’t have that much of it I have a lot of saplings though so like why not just get that done now when I don’t feel like doing anything else do like this oh God damn it

Yeah chat look part of my part of my vanilla tweaks is that whenever a tree grows up like a little bit it uh shows it visibly looks cool I went out of my way to not choose that one why what I had it at one point I didn’t really like it that much

What you’re criminal I’m just going to borrow one of those you’re a [ __ ] I didn’t do nothing he’s lying Chad Chad is he lying I like the way those trees are they look like actually half decent as just like a normally grown tree yeah what just dropped yeah oops didn’t mean to make

These wait Kyle [ __ ] wait Kyle I just realized what I need I need Lawrence uh Skiby and Amanda to all subscribe to me right now oh wait well are none of them subscribed I don’t think so and I think we can reach the goal right now

Oh [ __ ] okay wait hold on everyone in my chat I’m going to send this oh I have a new subscriber I think it’s going to be on a different account yeah you got a you got a couple today I think you got two hell yeah I just saw my thumbnail again

Everyone oh wait but you have you have 96 oh I do [ __ ] I thought it was seven [ __ ] regardless regardless regardless chat oh Lawrence is already subscribed anyone who hasn’t subscribed damn it thanks Lawrence though subscribe to this channel it’s a good one and it’s not terrible and uh it’s

Really terrible actually it’s really bad Channel don’t subscribe to I I’m lying to you please don’t subscribe to the channel it’s really really bad see I feel like these are not the sorts that you’re going to like reverse psychology I’m losing the edge to edit dude I need to do something else you’re

Losing your Ed F he’s burning out I’m burning out I need to stop he’s edited one video not even one no because I I I [ __ ] get it you edit like an entire stream highlights and you never want to edit anything else in your entire life I know that’s why I never do

It but then like it comes back to you like weeks later it has never come back to me some of this might just not have a whole bunch of stuff in it is the thing not all of it needs to have crazy edits that’s true I was just like I was

Like I was like if I don’t edit something do like oh look funny funny stupid like thing they said just put music behind it you’re done yeah all yeah I have music going on through the whole thing I was just like I was like oh I want to put text in these places

Because that would make it funnier and then I’m like I don’t know too much work you have a great meal yeah the it’s actually so easy being an editor for the boys CU we say dumb [ __ ] when we’re together naturally the second we’re put in a room

Together dumb [ __ ] is said yes yeah I’m G to find data MH wait rice cake Peter dat rice cake Peter yeah it’s the datos Peter it’s like hey Peter hey Peter what you got there rice cakes never had one but I heard it’s really healthy and a good way

To start your diet takes a bite [ __ ] D why is the description from this is ricey rice rice no one likes rice cakes cuz someone equally schizophrenic as you posted that [ __ ] I’m going to see if I can find a Soul Sand Valley and get

A bunch of bone meal that would make my job a lot easier it really is funny how I knew exactly what they were saying when they said that I’m curious did my my wheat with my villager grow yet wa how are you I’m doing I’m doing pretty good actually I I

Really didn’t know what I was going to do on this stream I’ve just been vibing oh yeah it’s pretty good here get out of the mineart buddy that’s why he said that because there’s a scene of a scene right after the scene where Peter is literally [ __ ] dying that there’s

Just Asian people going ricey ricey rice no one likes rice cakes what they’re [ __ ] singing what the [ __ ] but I’ve just genuinely never seen that part it comes right after what the [ __ ] or sorry what the [ __ ] I didn’t even know it did that I didn’t know that was the scene

Hang on wait actually I’m going to post this in it yeah that reminds me something that I I’ll tell the story after after he posts his his Family Guy funny moment God I can’t believe that’s real bro he’s like coping in the Discord I just looked in the Discord he’s like

What what I just realized he typed the [ __ ] like Bible of about mac and cheese stop this I will give mac and cheese recipe for stopping my timeout he he he he sent a whole Mac and Chee [ __ ] recipe no Focus on the Family Guy clip this [ __ ] is

Goofy why is your chat so nice to you my chat [ __ ] hates me I don’t know imagine having a chat see you just have to be very mean to your chat and then they’re nice to you I’m yeah that’s weird because I’m I try to be nice and

Then they [ __ ] hate me no you just got to be mean if you be mean they they they know their place all right hey anybody in chat right now go [ __ ] yourself I [ __ ] hate you and your presence here is a nuisance I’m just saying there is a very distinct

Connection if you’re nice to your chat you get [ __ ] you ever seen uh you ever seen the clips of like Phils a Minecraft very wholesome Minecraft streamer with his chat telling him to like cry and [ __ ] what like if he gets sent a lot of donations zy he gets emotional about it

And they’re just like cry cry cry What why I sent you money now feel emotion or else but um yeah I was going to say there’s there’s been like a new a new Kyle joke unlocked cuz when I tell you that for the past 19 years of my life the only like Kyle joke I’ve ever heard is

[ __ ] every day of my life just someone comes with me and goes thank you Kyle like that’s the only thing I’ve my entire life wait this is the right this isn’t even the data mosh video it’s just a [ __ ] normal [ __ ] Family Guy CLI they just do the South Park thing God

Yes wait that is like that Ina South Park but um yeah that’s been like the only only joke about my name I’ve heard for the past several years um and then yesterday yesterday at house meeting um my it was my house president is like he he’s talking with the former house

President they’re like yo I see Kyle I see Kyle and then they [ __ ] put their hand in the air what you you catch my drift holy [ __ ] did you feel me no I feel it yep yep yep I get it I’m actually too dense and [ __ ] to get that chat don’t tell

Him yeah don’t don’t tell me yeah I deserve to be left in the dark for not getting it wa chat chat oh yeah this is a this is a cry for help kill him I I don’t think yeah I haven’t told the story yet this morning in class um like I have a

Professor who really likes to be like friendly with everyone and so like before class when she’s like just taking attendance she’s like you going around the room just being like how how was your day yesterday you know how you feeling this morning and she she gets to

This girl that’s like sitting next to me she’s like hey how how how are you doing this morning bad girl like basically half asleep just goes like [ __ ] what God damn how are you doing today I’m a husk my professor holding back laughter was just like can we find a more uh

Appropriate way to say that oh man imagine answering honestly and then the professor is just like just like [ __ ] like Full Belly laughs at you it’s cuz like I don’t even think the girl meant to say it like that like it just came out and then she

Like I think afterward she was like oh you know like the full is a Soul Sand Valley uh over there oh thanks yeah you’re welcome I’ve actually seen every other biome but that so [ __ ] I’m zero help it’s the one thing I need I never need it until right

Now dude Lawrence brandishing his trophy let’s go I’m almost convinced that he’s actually nine I I why did I bring blocks Lawrence are you are you like actually nine I’m curious cuz I feel like there’s no shot there’s no [ __ ] way he’s nine I would

Believe it I believe it 100% how is he like allowed to sit here and watch us we’re like I don’t know I’m not questioning bad influence he said he’s [ __ ] confirmed there’s no there’s no way no I I think that’s good I’m really [ __ ] dumb hang

On okay how does how does this work again that’s a Crimson Forest that’s not what I need is that it oh I actually might have done it no I didn’t okay uh see here’s the other problem the first half of this video is so much more

Heavily edited than the rest of it right like that yeah I did it he’s Christian that’s Bas he’s a Christian yeah yo it’s actually funny and I like I think he said this completely unprompted he he said it as a result of nothing but like started his chat message with the word

But oh God slippy’s timeout has ended in my in my chat oh man it’s about to be a good time well we’ll see if he’s really really a changed man or if his timeout needs to be for an hour next time you do damage sir uhoh hold on I’m okay that doesn’t bode

Confidence in me he says I will quote try to be a good boy I will try to be a good boy that is awful [ __ ] try is the key word God wait what do they say in theater um no there’s a term they use in theater and it’s it’s a very funny

Word bungus bungus yeah that’s the one it’s like it’s basically just a synonym of important K if you say it’s anything but bungus I won’t believe you [ __ ] off dude just give me a JPEG of Hank Hill you stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] every time what a weird [ __ ]

Request every time bro it gives me this dumb [ __ ] like just [ __ ] it gives me like a picture I can’t remove the background from and in the remove that I hate it when that happens [ __ ] stuck with a [ __ ] just give me a [ __ ] jpeg please I hate it when I

Can’t find a no background version of a picture although if you’re doing it on PC there’s like a lot of websites out there that can just remove a background for you yeah I would I would look for those just literally type in remove. background I

Ed videos on my phone that’s the one I’m using I’m using I’m using remove BG I’m using remove.bg but like it won’t take it won’t take like I don’t know what the file name is called Web PG or something that’s that’s a web page fing web PG

File I don’t I don’t not even a picture file that’s just a web page I downloaded a picture whoever invented the web PG file format goes straight to Hell real real die you’re not a real person and your death will be [ __ ] assured assured there’s a guy all [ __ ] Gucci

Down to the socks in front of me that means nothing I didn’t realize that that was like a real phrase that people said I’ve only ever heard that [ __ ] in fortnite I I saw that on like a a cat meme and it it really stuck with

Me I don’t like oh there we go that’s what I want I’m getting hella bone blocks I don’t really care I guess if you want I’m not going to say yes or no the sound of breaking bone blocks is like my favorite sound effect in the game I think it goes really

Hard there’s a Bastion here should I go to the Bastion uh if you’re like prepared to block brutes dude I the other day when I was like it was last night I was just beating Minecraft and I pulled the most devious Heist on a Bastion you’ve ever

Seen like I felt like I got away with something and it gave me a really cool sword that I use for the rest of the game slippy there’s no way in hell that you’re 12 and a racist homophobe that’s just not a thing I I believe it I I believe it 100% oh

Man it’s so over I hate I hate I hate that it’s Canon this Village [ __ ] sucks I traveled all this way for hay and had one bail God damn it I know for a fact no one’s been here either because the blacksmith wasn’t even looted oh my gosh I’m looking at

Three skeletons this Sucks what in the hell that’s pretty cool oh there’s another Village literally right next to it there’s a few more bone blocks over here I want them yeah but slippy the the reason the reason that I’m telling you not to be uh racist and homophobic in chat is because

The internet you know you kind of can’t really convey sarcasm or like humor through text so it’s kind of more so for your own good that I’m telling you not to do it I hate G people SL Cal use tone indicators SL SRS so true why did I like that so much that’s

Really good again the previous stream uh it was like letting you shake your sillies out you were you was letting uh letting you go Hog Wild for one time so you could go all the SES out another quartz there’s a lot of quartz here and I need a lot of quartz

For something no don’t give me that one you mother oh yeah if you get like a if you’re if you’re doing like nether quartz grinding for XP uh don’t throw it away I will pay you to give me that nether quartz because I’m going to need a lot of

It I did build like part of my basement out of quartz too yeah it’s just I I whenever I’m like going through the nether sometimes I see big piles of quartz on the ground so instead of dumping it off you could simply turn it into blocks and sell it to

Me make a few extra diamonds okay parenthesis humor is kind of funny parenthesis humor is funny it’s using parenthesis on anything thing automatically makes it funnier now Skiby is saying s things in my chat wait what no he said that last time that’s just a fact oh did I’m glad that I don’t

Have any viewers on my twitch because they don’t say anything [ __ ] crazy because there’s nobody there well if you were people on your Twitch they would probably be like bad people well yeah true God why do the piglins do so much damage as we know twitch viewers oh my

God you are insignificant people in comparison to YouTube they’re [ __ ] invalids oh my god oh that’s why cuz zoomed out really far that’s actually don’t know how to get back so like our cords in the nether roughly 6,500 6500 yeah I have no idea I didn’t screenshot itough what

They I just need to find the W Forest oh my God die I didn’t realize that Pokemon Black and White has like a total encounter thing like on your train card that’s kind of cool has a what it counts like your total uh wild Pokemon Encounters in your entire playthrough

That is kind of cool I can use that to keep track of like shiny encounters no black and white were such a huge step forward and then took they immediately removed half of the cool stuff yeah like why they why did they get rid of badges those were cool you want to know

Something that shows up in black and white that never shows up again in any other Pokemon game that is a crime the one mechanic where you should like see what Pokemon are on a r on a r wa you how what cuz like maybe it’s only a black and white too

But I have both I can check like you can see uh you can see how many like wild encounters there are left on the route oh Which is far preferable to like running around in the grass for 15 minutes the only other game that did

That was orus wasn’t it with the Dex NV oh yeah orus might have done that actually yeah it had like the like silhouettes on the dexnav that was the last one that did it we love the dexnav I love my my thing was getting Pokemon with like really stupid moves using the duck

S Herobrine what the hell oh there’s blazes guys I found Herobrine no way it’s over stop spoiling my my War plans well you’re the one that placed all the uh naturally occurring crosses all over the place right nah I I do have lore plans though they’re going to be based I’m going

To I’m going to engage in Conflict yeah yeah I’m going to declare war on you like right now no no don’t I feel like in in in 50k if any of us were to declare war on each other it would just be awkward cuz we all live within like like a few meters

Like some lence is paying me a visit going to other there’s no way all right Lawrence will miss you but but not too much you see slippy I’m okay with that type of stuff like just making like dumbass innuendos yeah that’s funny it really is like the the rule of

Racist humor is okay if it’s funny if it’s just racism it’s like okay well yeah if you make like a clever racist joke then it can be funny if you’re just like saying the nword rice cakes rice cakes nobody likes rice cakes hey wait I see a portal I don’t

Know whose portal that is but I’m going hey Peter what you got there rice cakes never had one but a good way to start your diet can we just like can can we all just decide that uh Seth McFarland has the funniest voice of any person he does

Well yeah the only it’s the only funny part about Family Guy the rest of Family Guy is not at all funny exactly it’s kind of insane cuz I feel like if anyone else was playing Peter Griffin it would be a really the show would be complete and utter dog [ __ ] like like completely

Not do [ __ ] something about his voice just doesn’t him and Quagmire both I really I really appreciate Quagmire’s voice bro whenever whenever Quagmire says yeah Brian especially Brian Brian’s Bland ass voice is really funny hey Peter Peter what are you doing he kind of does sound like that Peter what are you

Doing Peter what are you wait okay wait that’s a portal crack I don’t know who what the [ __ ] Peter what are you black what the [ __ ] who’s oh this is Michael guys what should I do now that I’m at Michael’s base oh you found him yeah I met Michael

I think I was the only person who had previously been there okay between you and me I had found his base I I think I deafened in Discord when I found it and told my stream I would do something now that I knew where it was oh he’s got a [ __ ] horse I’m

Stealing his horse what okay all right now you just have to now you just have to pray that he doesn’t scrub through your stream or my it’s a horse with diamond horse armor by the way bro I I’m going to steal this and we’re going to we’re going to witness something

Silly oh hi are you done okay what do you mean are you right what are you talking about he’s asked me a question and I don’t know the context oh I see why I don’t know the context it didn’t show up on my end he is The Man Behind the slaughter for

Real yeah yeah say no you’re not right I mix up FNAF a lot what f it ain’t easy it’s when Freddy Michael Aton Fazbear in uh Freddy Five Nights did the [ __ ] bite of B Bite of 87 with family Fazbear Freddy it’s gonna say it ain’t easy

Being uh being in the autistic community and not knowing [ __ ] about I still have to I still have to put subtitles over that you making me have to put subtitles over the [ __ ] phrase TM rism your death will not be swift what’s up since I was complaining

Yesterday about going to school mom said last night if I you complained about going to school you’ve had like two months off I don’t care she said if I had a good day tomorrow today you didn’t I would get something at Target or brass on Millo okay so I went to Brass on

Millo and I got first of all I saw mom sent me a picture of a Game Boy yeah I you should have bought it you should have bought it yeah hey Landon would it would it be against the nature of this world uh if I were to delete this section of the

Stream um and I thought opening was funner than just getting it’s just if he sees it he sees it I more fun than getting so I got this four pack bundle for $12.99 you bought four Pokemon packs at Brass Armadillo of all places well these are usually interesting these are usually like $5

Each and so if it was four it would be like $20 but it’s $12.99 so you could have just gone to the funny store yeah a one yeah I could have gotten for $14 got he’s absolutely losing it I still got I still got actually I would

Have got it for Less dollar less I would got these packs for a dollar frd fivey pants okay which two do you want to open five Fredy nights which two do you want to open no you can’t have two obsidian Flames I just grabbed two random ones so you lose has to be

And one obsidian wait N I already knew it hopefully they’re not resealed that would be a that would be a a bro moment for real imagine it is that’s what I was thinking when I got him I was like what if we get scammed we you bought it you get skinned

Scam scamed it’s a scam no way I don’t see anything wa I see it I see K can you sleep cuz you I guess I can cuz you carry your band I guess something I’m kidding I don’t oh wow I can see again that’s a lava if I dunked

Michael’s horse into lava I would feel bad you should I just want to hide you should not not feel bad I mean you should dump his horse in lava I’m just going to hide it somewhere I don’t want to be evil also where the [ __ ] am I

Am I like I’m pretty close to 50K oh if I’ve been going in the wrong direction for like a long time think so I just have to go this way want up with 50k that was a really hard line by dlan by the way what so he he’s talk they’re arguing about

Mods and he’s like yeah some mods are good some mods are a headache and Nick is like nah there’s there’s no good mods and then I’m like yeah there’s only two mod Believers here Michael and Michael and then Nick is like how do you feel that that’s your Ally and he’s like

That is not a good Ally not going to lie Nick is like holy [ __ ] all right guys where should I hide this horse should I plant it in Nick’s base I’m I’m thinking of chaotic things to do chat where should I put this guy I just shot him amazing [ __ ] edit

To put in here in water chips will drown in water chimps will drown what the [ __ ] I’ve never played this video with subtitles on why the [ __ ] is it like this what the [ __ ] never played this video with close captioning on and I’m never going to ever again Huh oh my God [ __ ] you there’s no actual way that actually [ __ ] sucks please please please oh am I stupid that’s why it was doing that cuz I’m [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s okay it makes it’s it’s fair I thought I I thought I pasted the link into it and

Then I didn’t so that’s just me being stupid I keep pressing on OBS thinking that it’s my Editor not it’s not name is it not name the [ __ ] all right time to start grinding the Cherry Yeah [ __ ] you yeah I have a chicken in here now I feel like I should name this chicken cuz he won’t leave into the cave it’s kind of miraculous that none of the snowmen have gone into the cave and died do the gritty I mean I can do it in real life

But you wouldn’t be able to see that yeah okay all right I’ll do the gritty just for you slippy I don’t know why you’re talking in my chat I’m pretty sure you’re unmuted in his all right it’s gry time that just has to sound like beating off how was it

Chat how did we like the gritty MH good thank you Warren I didn’t like it I loved it that dude I’m getting a standing ovation for my gritty so good oh man that edit is really hard holy [ __ ] forgot how good that video is is it the chimps yeah no it’s the

[ __ ] in water chips will drown yeah but like here am I screen sharing right now here let me I think so no I am now how did you gritty what did I miss okay wait look at look at my stream for a sec on Discord watch this this

[ __ ] the context is that like he’s getting rid of his levels I’m just going play it right here oh I’m back also I have something I have something magical to share yeah uh my dad just changed his name on YouTube oh that’s awesome and you’ll never guess what he changed it to what

Is it skimy Joe what the [ __ ] he did this completely by himself with no intervention from me what you’re actually like not you’re you’re lying I’m being completely truthful balaced liar he show can we get SK yeah can we get SK Joe in the chat of five I’m going to need some

Confirmation no he he went upstairs unfortunately oh he he has a phone he could jump in no also I told him you should start making political rants under the Alias skibby Joe oh please no Landon slippy is asking many a question in my chat and I I I put on the BRB screen for like two seconds and he went like full like codependent mode he like no my streamer is gone what am I going to do bro turn parasocial frame

Oneing this is not a great place to be like farming wood I might come I might come over to where Pierce had his tree farm and just Farm there yeah that was like a nice flat area I forgot that the wandering Traders have the tiny blocks when I heard skiy

Jo I also said what the [ __ ] bro you’re 12 you shouldn’t be speaking like that no but he was so real for that though I don’t want to hear you didn’t start cursing until you were like like 18 years Old I I told the story again and I’ll say it again mhm uh it was [ __ ] up the way that I started cursing cuz you do you remember like whenever this chat first started I was still let like the whole full uh I don’t really curse that much phase and

Everything yeah yeah yeah you you remember who brought me into the dark side who who who advocated the most for me for me to curse it was Nick and now he doesn’t curse he ped me in for no reason no cuz I remember um basically

How I started cursing is we were on like a a field trip and he was really pressuring me into it damn he was like say the funny word Kyle say the funny word he gave me a pat on the back when I said the [ __ ]

Word at a boy Kyle now we’re going to level you up next time you’re going to say some slurs introduce you to to the next tier oh my God I don’t I don’t think that Nick was a he was not a slur Sayer at that point slippy I’m sorry we’re not friends

We’re streamer and viewer we can’t be friends if we’re oh damn never meet your Heroes you wouldn’t want meant to be parasocial would you s never meet your hero parasocial is is bad we can’t do that here I’ll SLE paraga parba that sucks slippy who said that my

Girlfriend Amanda on the other hand we’re friends I know that one oh [Laughter] yeah why did he just retract his message what was that I I don’t remember it was there for a while though oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I went to click on an Among Us like Meme and I accidentally clicked on an

Among Us ad instead wait you won’t [ __ ] believe it D among someone said Among Us in my chat they did the exact same frame it’s they said among us that’s actually insane I watched that [ __ ] happen that was like a that was a hive mind by definition what the hell that’s [ __ ]

Up oh my god oh I love the Cherry particles I love cherry wood making sure I get all of the saplings I’m literally just going to like carpet the entire area in saplings that’s my time I wonder do you know if there’s like a like a weird four sapling trick for the

Cherrywood oh my God I’m sneezing all day oh I just managed to make my way all the way back that’s funny I did like the biggest Loop of the [ __ ] Century yeah this is the village I stole from that’s awesome I’m home woo slippy just goes I’m a tool for

Entertainment now it’s so it’s so over you just read my message and laugh [ __ ] well isn’t that like the entire point of chatting point no you you Chatters don’t understand your place you entertain us yeah and in turn inter entertain those who then watch the vods back and

In turn I laugh at you a little bit not as much as our friends but we might give you a like a light chle here and there let’s not sugarcoat it here slippy you are here for social validation I guess he could be doing anything else couldn’t he and there’s my

Dad he actually he renamed it again to Mike oxlong wait that’s so good also he just said slippy slipping on out slippy slipping on out what the [ __ ] sppy said he was leaving wait Haley’s back in the twitch chat with Hamp again yo hampter cuz hamper goes hard but I

Really I I want to know what that is weird what made the first chatter say hampter they they just like joined and then said it and then it like just took over yeah now now it’s said much of the time many such cases yeah I think that like this wood

Right here is keeping this cherry tree from going uh but I kind of need it to go CU it looks a little ugly I am fully content with leaving this half bured tree like standing oh I just remembered my goal I I nearly forgot like the the

Entire point of the tri I just made what are you doing I just went out to get hay bales to Fe to my Farmer villager oh come here buddy take a lot of wheat I forget that like you can breed villagers like other animals yeah that’s what I’m trying to of

Silly but like this is like since this is a live stream world I can’t just watch a tutorial so I have to like actually remember brought to do it uh Skiby I I don’t know him personally but I know of him I like his content no I’ve personally spoke to cg5 we’re best

Friends I’m not parasocial you’re parasocial I had sex with cg5 wife I like that one time whenever he sang about Among Us and then I [ __ ] his wife while he was singing about penis penis dick dick [ __ ] what yeah show peas there is no meme show

Peas a [ __ ] like image on my switch oh wait look at this this is what’s keep you that smash the smash screenshot Zoom it onus what what what is what is no I took a I took a screenshot of like Bowser really close up and it just has like a you know how

You can like add captions like screenshots on the switch you know yeah I I said show peas this is really funny you both they having conversations with entirely different people I’m I’m going to make it up to you watch this H I don’t want to go about

This I feel like I made this like one too close I got go this way yeah i’ I’ve given you the ability to moderate you gave you gave Amanda moderator yes let’s go my phone’s about to die so it’s perfect timing I doubt she’ll use any of her her moderation

Abilities but you get a cool you you get a cool blue name they get to know that you’re important yes oh your mom say something in chat good Mom I thought you said your mom was doing something no who who did you get mod to yeah Amando she’s blue oh that’s based Amanda

Do Amanda is blue daa D daa die that’s so true oh God damn it oh that’s obnoxious the area right next to where I’m trying to build my villager thing is an underwater cave think we love the underwater games no no we don’t don’t even kid yourself something about you going

What wait I’m actually lost what the [ __ ] happened hang on he’s going to calm down um what happened was it was perfectly timed when you’re like oh God D it that’s obnoxious I was like audio surfing and I had just like Among Us Twerk videos pulled

Up I was so real for that though that that [ __ ] is obnoxious it’s like I was like holy [ __ ] watching my stream what the [ __ ] oh my God my [ __ ] sides hurt I don’t know why it’s cuz I was somehow so real for that without knowing even what the hell is happening

Oh hell no no you’re not leaving the the farmer villager just tried to like weasle his way out Jesus CH you were a Minecraft mob which one would you be that’s a great question I was a Minecraft mob uh I know what item I would

Be I would I would be I would be I would be stall that is is not a mob yeah uh my item would um what’s it called waxed partially withered copper stairs I don’t know I think that’s who I am I think I’m feeling like kind of

A feeling like a you know I’m feeling like an ol feel like I I Really they are they are little goobers and we are Al also little Goobers guys what should I name my uh no don’t say that what should I name my indentured servant no I can’t do

That okay the name of Toby no cuz I was on ironic that was almost a Hy mind I was thinking about naming it Tony which is just almost it I’m gonna name him toy toy CU Duncan and I were both so real for that I click to the tab to see what

You’re working on and I see this listen I’m adding I’m adding [ __ ] to the to the video you’ll Haley listen it’ll be way funnier when it gets when the video comes out you’ll understand Among Us twerking Among Us twerking has a has it it’s essential Landon you know what I

Miss playing on a server with only you for like like hours what I I miss typing L yeah like I’m always I’m always on high there’s not enough fire chicken has fall has fallen to his death yeah wait [ __ ] it’s like what is the status all right gu maybe not say that

On stream but like is Pierce in a spot where he can game I have no idea holy [ __ ] he’s rowing his boat right now yeah dude it’s so funny cuz like in this area keeping a boat on you is just a good idea I literally I’m usually have

I have a whole bunch by my dock though I have piercing I’m going do a full I’m GNA do a full spin wait don’t sh my Viller if I hit him I hit him okay well where the f I just saw Kyle the particles all went in like five

Different directions I have no idea where it went you want to see toy toy where wait where’s toy he’s down here the indentured servants go in the uh indentured hole oh wait that’s a genius idea Haley I I’ll get another uh name tag and name one hamper yellow wallpaper like a yellow

Wallpaper in what that’s toony in here he’s but a a meager farmer he’s trying I think he’s taking a liking to you yeah was up to me damn these prices are [ __ ] did he just plant he did that’s crazy I’m going to kill him you get out

Of here I’ve just been going this way just do it before he can do it why did I just find they typically make a [ __ ] mad dash for it I just found I’m going to eat the last of my Pez candy You’ been eating Pez the whole

Time that’s awesome no I I I I I ate some Pez candy earli and I only have one little packet left wait what’s the character oh uh like a like a bland one I haven’t been eating it out of the dispenser but the dispenser is a Pikachu

I got it for Christmas y also why wouldn’t you put it in the dispenser cuz putting it in there is a pain in my ass that’s why also uh I think these guys back here are now the hamper twins hamper twins yeah they’re going to both be named hampter and they’re both

You got to put like glass panes on here or something if they’re just an exhibit you know what screw it I was going to say that they’re going to be the for lack of better terms the Breeders but what is the F they they can be the exhibit

Yeah I’m not gonna fish anymore today for more uh for more funnies but yeah so you want to see like the really stupid way uh that i’ that I’ve been like getting them out of the water rails I’ve been using [ __ ] quasi connectivity wait what does that do oh

What wait that’s kind of goed though what the hell yeah and then if you just put the rail on the Piston it updates it and extends it interesting yeah I felt like a genius whenever I came up with that I was like what’s the most obscure

Feature I could use to get out of get him out of the water it’s like I could do this practically or I could do this like in a funny way there’s still a oh wait this is my grave yeah that’s what I told you oh they want they have an aelia some

Wood some saplings things I don’t need although I could I’m going to make chests so I can make that out of this yeah I need to think of what to put on this island cuz it’s mine now I think this is just good farming this like but that’s like way more than I

Need okay I didn’t want to put any more Tech stuff here but this one has to have some it’s the part oh it’s the [ __ ] corn clip this is too good oh the one the one where Nick says something he’s like huh yeah he gets like like personally offended by piercing

Corn yeah no it’s exactly it what hello yo wait what Michael’s here it’s a guy surprise appearance where the [ __ ] is I’ve been here for like two minutes what you just didn’t say a word I was eating pizza all of us are streaming so we all had streamer

Mode on and couldn’t hear you join damn no he’s in the game he’s gaming Michael are you streaming he better be a second awesome Michael’s not streaming yet I’m gonna have to ban him kick him kick him is that even a thing I don’t think so I almost just

Typed it into normal chat I almost went like this Duncan laughing at it despite not knowing like I know I know I know you’re [Laughter] not what can’t I just laugh to laugh no no no this is true I actually agree with this take me yes that’s a first back that’s a first

Yeah I’m going to be totally honest Kyle when when you said that I was playing I was playing the video and right in the video you went what so I was like hang on he didn’t agree with me he lied to me you know what I’m going to go on

Another Voyage but this time instead of stealing villagers we’re going to steal animals wait you stole my villagers not your no I got my own why I got my own my villagers I’m going to beat you that’s [ __ ] up man I stole I stole I stole your villagers

And I killed the he I killed your mending one specifically oh no you killed my nitwit I did do that maybe he was going to be your he deserved it probably oh yeah he was a nitwit nitwits deserve rights probably they can’t even get jobs shut up they don’t have

Jobs hey just because they’re disabled doesn’t mean they don’t they’re not disabled they just don’t work they’re bums yeah they are they’re disabled they literally they are not enabled to have a job you’re not enabl to live any longer how to play I I I almost said like yeah I guess not

Codewise but would that imply that like the way that a villager is coded is their race what or what am I thinking no their able like their ableism that’s worse than what I said [ __ ] you I don’t even know what the [ __ ] I’m saying anymore I’m going to be

Completely honest I’ve been live for four and a half hours and I’m kind of losing it only been four and a half hours yeah [ __ ] up that’s a pig I don’t want a pig that’s like the one thing I don’t want how long that does stretch out oh like that’s

[ __ ] no I’m floating again no God damn it okay okay there we go shorten it do that I I want like a sheep or a cow those are what I want is there anyone on the stream right now uh I think Haley’s around slippy was around earlier but he

Had to get timed out a few times I think Kyle do you still have Lawrence is he still still hanging about I don’t think so I only have a few concurrent viewers Skiby and yeah Skiby is one of them Haley is now one of them I’m just GNA go through this field

And just bone meal of [ __ ] out of everything yeah Haley is now confirmed to be around as she has typed oooo in my chat I don’t know if my girlfriend is still here she got mod and dipped d you got used damn get away from me what [ __ ] after Haley said oo uh

Skippy said get away from me what the [ __ ] where are the animals I think we like slaughtered the animals Nick still has two cows that’s what’s up Michael hello hey Michael your aunt told you that that we were stuck with you damn D this is actually the best way to farm

Trees why have I never done this before wait what are you doing he said that moments before suffocating are you just like standing in it holy I’m just like running through the fields of saplings and Bone mealing you guys should sleep oh yeah here it is really

Dark can I join the server sadly not Maxim a scream Max Why is my dad being so sus what the hell do you mean by that my dad wer around for that his dad changed his his name on YouTube what he Chang his name to uh first it was skibbidy Joe what the [ __ ] and uh oh wait did you make a did you

Make a like a ice thing what do you mean someone made like a ice Trail H I found an ice Trail somewhere I actually have no idea where I am anyways yeah and then he turned his name into Mike oxlong and he just said the really goofy

Mess message of um did that zombie just get in no uh he said The more you play with it the harder it gets and it’s like huh huh oh huh that’s your father hi I’m being a nuisance by the way what are you being a Nuance for what are you talking

About Michael how are you being a nuisance oh Michael you did build a that was your thing oh Michael if you’re being a nuisance to me you’re being a really ineffective cuz I haven’t noticed you yeah no it’s not to you it’s not to you I’m going to do a little trolling

Don’t [ __ ] my villagers please what I’m begging you have sex with his villagers pillage them rape them no we are we are streaming my guy Village and pillage Village and pillage in SE Michael I’m sorry it’s the name of the update I have to do it their [ __ ] I I have your Axel

What yeah I’ll kill him I’ll like you’re you’re in my basement just need a clip of inside wait can I get like first inside out I just realized Axel are like the easiest to kidnap out of all the mobs oh it was meant to have contact so I understand

Okay context question mark we don’t have that here byby I love like dodging [ __ ] it’s beautiful it’s beautiful chat look at it yeah apparently the the message that my dad sent was meant to have context but uh YouTube didn’t send it yo lawen m is back

Yeah I can’t even unhide it it just didn’t show up at all what the hell you don’t deserve it okay you want me to show so bad I didn’t even show up do you want to you want it wasn’t even bad it just said penis is it’s been like allowing like

The most heinous [ __ ] through ever and then it’s just a penis bad penis yeah I can’t say the word penis is your bad yeah I can [ __ ] you penis yeah I was making okay penis Michael I see you I’m going to kill you is like playing the penis game with himself

Yeah cuz I have no friends to play it with oh yeah I forgot it was just me and Nick whenever this happened but uh some Haley lore is that she’s an arsonist oh really yeah that’s [ __ ] awesome that’s not okay she said that

She went out of her way to buy a frog I think it was bracelet or it might have been necklace It Anyways moral of the story it was a frog bracelet or necklace that just said the word arson on it a Chad yeah yeah Haley’s out here

Like yeah guys I really love arson Don’t You Love arson haven’t you committed arson I’m an arsonist F fed fed fed fed fed fed you haven’t tricked me never replies to the FED to the the the FED accusations take note of this kind of sus we’re not escaping the FED

Allegations with this one winky face uhoh guys we’re going to die it’s it’s it this is the end we’re gonna die not even arrested they will just kill [Laughter] us no can you do a live on Friday I don’t know probably that’s like the one day I

Have off I probably will hell yeah we’re gonna go live on Friday I can’t go live on Friday you’re trash you deserve death I have work I’ll probably do homework early in that day and then we can do funnies after unless unless we’re going live than I’m thinking unless we’re

Going live morning yeah I’m planning on going live until like the wi hours the stream yeah I could do that I could get live at the Wii at wi hours cuz like I’ll be done at midnight so no why are you farming on my Island it’s so over

What you talking to me well I guess you’re going to probably break yeah it’s fine you’re going to break them all yeah I’m planning on getting rid of this yeah but I need I need to start building right now now get out of the way it is

Like a tree farm it’s really good for that but it’s my Island I want to build like infrastructure you could you could even charge people to use it as all right yeah I am charging it this is my Tex one stack okay all right he drives a

Hard it’s actually hella fun in here if you find a way to get in here I’ve carved out like a treehouse in here what yeah I have a frog plushy that comes with a knife what why is the Frog Community like for lack of better terms interesting uh they don’t like

Men okay you’re just going to yeah they’re all lesbians I guess yeah every last one of them every single frog enthusi how did you get up there what there’s like there should be a staircase that leads up here I think a tree grew and like blocked it oh probably hold on

Wait I got you oh [ __ ] sh just find a way up here just get up here somehow oh what the okay yeah look at this place I’m trying oh my God it does not stop building on top of me Landon yeah I’ve noticed you guys

Sometimes tune me out what do you mean I said like a heinous word and not a sing I don’t think we heard you at all yeah I didn’t he at all am I quiet probably I think it might have just not gone through I think Discord like perfectly uh

Censored you damn I think Discord just like took a bullet for our YouTube [Laughter] career I got you fam like Michel this is this over here what the heck [ __ ] yeah no this ice bridge that you found uh Lon yeah did you see what it led to your your home

You’re well yeah but more specifically I found the back did you find the hole no W that’s impressive all I saw was I I I approached it from the backside I was like oh this must lead somewhere and when in fact I uh I found the

Exit yeah you found the you found the exit of it not the entrance yeah going do this from the top to did I do this I guess I did this oh wait I think my shit’s still broken one sec what is yeah it is that’s great

What my uh mob farm oh you trying to make one H how’d you [ __ ] up a Mob form look at that uh I broke a sign oh and then everything decided to [ __ ] itself isn’t there a more efficient way to do it because there’s like a single

Block where they have to just decide to go to death probably yeah I’m assuming there’s got to be a better way okay cuz yeah now there’s just a bunch of [ __ ] and I’m not happy there what is it’s strange yo lawence me you know what I’ve decided I’m going to build a gazebo

That’s my plan you’re a [ __ ] gazebo yeah we’re making a gazebo now okay I have nothing better to do so that’s what we’re doing where are you making it at the peninsula where it looks out at sea oh oh wait I see I see your vision yeah there’s a full golden armored baby

Zombie that suckss mine die you little bastard what is 20 minutes till dawn I’ve never heard of that I think that’s a popular movie I want to say no it’s a game apparently what were you like interacting with your chat I haven’t done that in minutes it’s

Haly she wanted to know if she should play uh lethal or whatever that game is I don’t know what that is I mean the other one seems interesting it’s new so do kind of like that lethal company game that lethal company game is pretty cool yeah it’s kind of hype honestly

Goofy I think I found the last the last clip that’s going to have text but in it which is huge which is huge for the editing process why is Lawrence asking this again Lawrence you you know what the time is this is huge for the program Michael you you guys don’t realize how

Huge he doesn’t he he he can’t remember the last this is the last have that longterm memory the last text ad that I need to do for this I’m so happy there’s got to be an easy also are they falling in the tube that’s so sad yo Nan’s back and he’s talking about

Arson oh yeah wait yeah you weren’t here for the nban arc yeah who is nuran he’s a new man he’s a another one of our friends we got a new friend let’s see how do I want to go about this so I should make arcs Lawrence how do I be like

You why did that heard that almost I I almost interpret that as an insult for some reason that was a as an insult no cuz the he said he said don’t know but like spelled no no o I want to I want to know how to be like him he did

No twice no no no Lawrence is a Chad love Lawrence you’re a lip [ __ ] what the hell I don’t that high wait can’t I just [ __ ] like not be [ __ ] yeah probably not what what was his response to liard his response to be calling him a Chad is a salute

Bast he was real for that though two three say four blocks oh I I understand I also love that the only use I found for um mob glass or whatever you want to call it is uh to look into my mob spawner to make sure it’s [ __ ] working oh yeah that’s probably what

They intended it for no we love tinted Glass Tinted glass it’s awesome I like it just has very very weird use cases don’t know if too many decoration cases I don’t know I used it in this one build one time know the casino yeah the casino that was then promptly replaced with the

Storage building cuz nobody used it cuz no one was online together w w [ __ ] w w don’t no no what why are uh nothing I just [ __ ] it’s okay just got to clean up a little it’s Okay oh that falls that’s not bad we just do that design all the way around oh wait I’m a [ __ ] dumbass what oh my God I need to disable my [ __ ] see you Haley is Haley going yeah she GNA play that that game I’ve never heard of Minecraft Icarus magician you literally

Just got off Minecraft I’m not playing Minecraft right now I’m editing but hello on I need to make sure this works before I [ __ ] Implement IUS weren’t you playing uh [ __ ] weren’t you streaming lethal company actually earlier is that that funny that funny man you introduced me to no that’s a

Different guy but this guy also streams apparently yeah apparently he’s a he’s a Goofy Goober you weren’t playing lethal with us when Jonah was streaming it and there was a whole bunch of people though I don’t think I think that crew was uh a different group of

People how do I escape this this nightmare back hurts I can’t tell like I think he’s gone I think I like didn’t notice he was here the whole time cuz I was like laser focused in on editing and I don’t think he’s here anymore Duncan’s Chad interaction is

[ __ ] incredible I’m sorry I’m like I’m like editing right now I want to be a good chat interactor but like I my brain is like listen we can all learn it would be it really would be so much easier if I had a second monitor that’s

True if I had a second monitor this would not be this would not be a problem just get your mom to do it no yeah she wants to buy the podcast gear yeah that’s podcast gear I mean technically speaking this isn’t quite a podcast but it’s it’s pretty damn

Close see I love it whenever the chat starts interacting with itself so I don’t have to do that yeah it’s automated interaction there you go I should have done this out of that look at them they’re making friends have like 20 monitors do you like do you like view from a goon

Cave the hell he said he has 20 monitors who said this nerving no I don’t like how you phrased it as viewed from a it’s got to be a goon cave right no one else has that many monitors I want to say that works I want to say that works even though it

Probably doesn’t it doesn’t oh why this say efficiency one I can can surely do better than that nah no I’m going to be contrarian from now on okay going to be [ __ ] you I’m gonna be a piece of [ __ ] from now on me too so true Duncan that that’s just your default

Yeah okay the Goon Cave Part Two electric boo is in process okay now I have to add the most important text line in this entire [ __ ] thing beans no it’s where Landon just up and says skibbidy oh yeah SK you have three PCS what on

Earth is going on I wish I had three PCS I mean that depends on the quality of PCS are we talking like actually good that is true I do it on the grind St do you have like dust covered like Windows 98 PCS cuz I mean technically speaking I

Could have as many of those we’re going to go get some lapis I think I should be able to get a twofer a twofer yeah and hopefully it’s a oh no wait I can’t I need like three more experience oh but it’s a bad enchantment oh son of a

[ __ ] what okay that’s efficiency too I need like need like a few XP how do I get like three experience fishing uh you hit the gritty fishing is how godamn you hit the gritty he says what the bad guy this guy doesn’t have morals I wonder if it look better like

This and I just built that for nothing yeah you did yeah I probably moral um yeah no that looks way better okay awesome we’ll just do that all the way down I SK in My do you think Pepsi is like skimy premium what h Huh what huh yeah skiy premium why did it auto start writing that sucks I need that I need that sir I need that sign I need that sign Hey sir sir [ __ ] you I’m so SK Among Us balls damn

It what post I’m imagine right now that I’m posting the Mr Krabs GIF that says zero days without nonsense without nonsense go to eat dinner all right Lawrence you’ve eaten dinner at least a few times now he yes he yes what the [ __ ] is going on he gets several

Dinners he’s the favorite child don’t don’t say bye Lawrence he’s he doesn’t really go he really doesn’t he’ll be back in like two in like two seconds I’m getting I want eggnog holy [ __ ] maybe every time he leaves for dinner he just like takes one bite and then comes

Back dude eggnog in late January is actually some King [ __ ] that’s disgusting you’re new So good what am I doing I’m silly yeah okay no Michael this guy like he just has a gooning setup Predator laptop it’s about a few thousand I just got my second one for like 1,000 and then an older 2016 [ __ ] networking security or [ __ ] he’s got to be some computer science

Like why else would you have that much stuff daddy’s money back I didn’t even answer lence you you eat dinner so quickly I just got my goon juice Mich just like interpreted the answer himself that was awesome oh what is it straight up just dy I didn’t say

Anything what was I doing oh yeah I want a chain yeah I don’t think I it’s so funny to think about like do do you think haly is the oldest person that has ever tuned into one of our streams probably except for your dad your dad okay yeah but that doesn’t count

He’s not a human we are we about are we about to have slippy therapy session what is going on wait what he just came back and was like I feel stupid for being emotional like huh we get Nick in here Nick will give him therapy yeah I’m bad at that like

Really bad at that because don’t have emotions you’re just like I’m a husk you’ve never struggled yeah Kyle do you want to come hang out at the uh gazebo with me oh May building I’m I’m trying to get a little you know where a gazebo is Right Michael I’m smoking fish so well

Then you’re going to have to come hang out at with me Michael yeah I gotta wait for it to get done so I’ll come with an o with an okay you need you need to specify I I’m I say that like from now on but I stole that directly from a college

Friend I it’s really funny all humor will be randomly generated I’m coming I should put chairs in here oh my phone’s about to die that’s cool I didn’t even notice oh it’s not really all that big uh kind of chairs there we go I’m [ __ ] I’m going to [ __ ]

Myself this feels like an interrogation no what I the the light is in her eyes this is awesome you’re under suspicion for of wait do this well now it’s just intimate oh yeah I forgot I forgot I’m a [ __ ] ghost [ __ ] [ __ ] jump scare goer no we love dude my my former house

President he’s actually so real he came into my dorm the other day and he saw like my gooy plush and he was like that’s gy Goomer was real that here maybe it would make more sense here I’m just going to I just I really want I wanted it so bad

Okay I’ll just leave the chain up there for for no reason oh yeah dude the chains are 3D in my vanilla tweaks it looks so cool I turned that on and then off really yeah I have most other things 3D on I just felt like it might look clunky for the

Chain I I haven’t pretty much figured out at this point which vanilla tweaks I like yeah I just like try some new stuff like uh I’ve been trying the deteriorating tools I kind of like that one Kyle we need to gaze my ears right now holy crap huh aw

We’re gazing into the Beyond I see wait hold on this is a thumbnail this is a future thumbnail the F5 wait k we’re taking us [ __ ] I got [ __ ] jump scared we’re taking a screeny oh yeah that’s a that’s a future thumbnail right there hey Michael that’s

For the that’s for the Montage I make at the end of 50k Michael you need to go watch moist critical right now he just posted about power world controversy he likes the so I don’t he posted about a controversy though yeah but he’s going to [ __ ] on

Immediately he’s going to go this game should be removed from all platforms he’s posted like five videos put in my room is to be it is the most based funny game ever it’s so [ __ ] and you can’t change my mind listen I love critical this is a

Critical l no this is a critical W and you’re the only one taking the L but the game is like really bad you’re a Nintendo shill you’re a Nintendo shill you’re Nintendo is the goat I actually today I like I I expanded my viewpoint a little bit I thought about like what if

The game wasn’t what it is and I just like I don’t know I just watched gaml and I was like this looks boring this does not look like a fun game I don’t know what he meant by that but he’s right it’s like I’ve been saying for

Days now I’m like even if it didn’t copy anything like if it didn’t copy anything it would be a fun game but then I kind of just watched gameplay and I was like this is not it looked like a breath of the look something I would enjoy brother it has the most concerned

Players for a paid game on Steam ever yeah because it has the most it uh it’s scop to the most people of any game uh it’s so true so right also has like a that’s just a stupid take where did you pull that out of your

Ass Michael I’m right it’s like wow this game that a lot of people bad he so bad my game my Pokemon I forgot armor terms are even a thing holy [ __ ] I did it hey got a a new oh do you do the trim wait this doesn’t even look

Good what did you do wait which one did you use Coastal oh the coastal trimp blows what it’s not it’s not good at all no it added two lines to my armor I really want to uh I want to get the the one that you find in strongholds we can’t get

Those but I want to I might go to like the closest stronghold I guess I could like spawn one and then you could just like make more well no no I’m just going to travel like I’m just going to travel like 35,000 blocks don’t worry about

It armor trims to upgrade stuff to like specif neite upgrader that’s in like Bas or I don’t like how it works oh that’s [ __ ] we have to get those before Oh that’s terrible so as you know there’s that first going to be the most slowly progress we’ ever yeah and there it’s

Not edited at all so he’s just yapping and then I was like you know what I want to put something funny in there instead of his [ __ ] yapping so this is what I did are you watching yep instead of just me [ __ ] yapping oh my

God it reminds me of the uh do you guys remember that video of Pierce where he saying the fortnite rap battle sped up yes it reminds me of that like it’s like one to one he’s not even saying singing it he’s just saying it and he didn’t even finish it he got

Tongue twisted at the end no but sped up that’s fun I got to find this video and show my my chat what you’re talking about it’s on Nick’s Channel yeah hold on chat give me a second okay um is it a short no it’s not bro slipp is talking about getting bullied I

Just can’t even like I can’t take it seriously cuz everything he says is a bit it seems like it’s just going to be a bit so I’m looking at this oh wait and I’m thinking I’m pretty close to being done with this and you can you see this

I think you should be because there’s there’s not a whole lot more edits I want to do the problem is that like I have a whole lot of editing in the first like half of the video and then not as much in the second half there’s like this like watch are

You are you seeing this cuz if I scroll there’s this big like more blank part in the Middle where there’s not a whole lot of [ __ ] and I know know there’s a couple more things I want to add but they’re actually like still up here on the front

You know what I mean like there’s some stuff up here where like where Nick says task I still need to add anre twerking and like I still need to I still need to like zoom in on the part where it says Nick has joined the server like in

The beginning so it can just look a little funnier I don’t know like I I just I’m going a on your among us I guess the only thing I can ask is like can the boys like check my check my video and see how close how what else I should add to

It like give suggestions no because I’m at the stage where like the only thing I need left is for somebody to tell me what I’m what I what I should bring into it no can somebody can somebody with any insight other than these two retards do

It hold on I’ve been I’ve been defining I was showing My Stream I don’t really feel like it so I’m I’m getting into the final stages of this and I was going to play this for you guys so you guys could like suggest anything I need to add in

Here because I’m other than like the the outro sequence I don’t have anything else I really feel like editing off the top my head but I wanted to play it especially like since I know the boys have are funny and like just there’s just some parts in here that feel like

They’re not edited as much as others and it’s just like I wanted to see if there was anything that would like be good to fill in the Gap with so I’m going to play it here’s a bit of advice for for from from this is just like a thing with

Creatives in general if you think something is in a finished State give it like 24 hours cuz like by that point you you either won’t be burnt out anymore if you are burnt out and like I don’t know sometimes there is like the novelty of something new and it wears off after

That much time yeah but like and and I can do that but like I want to I want to like cap off you know what I mean and like see if there’s any last minute things I need to add like right now before I you know get into reviewing it

A couple more times and then go yeah I can upload this you know what I mean so I’m gonna if I’m gonna play this for you guys if you could watch this and then just tell me if there’s anything I should like add so whenever you’re ready

Oh hold on wait I wonder if I could like watch don’t don’t play it on the stream by the way don’t play it on stream oh the [ __ ] am I G to do what am I going to do just like uh if only you weren’t using the shittiest uh streaming

Software known to man I’m [ __ ] sorry I guess it doesn’t matter he’s the problem’s the problem my my my chat is just going to see me reacting to things that aren’t happening that’s fine they don’t need to see they don’t as long as they don’t actually see the video I don’t

Care why do they okay cuz I want it to be a little bit of a surprise oh wait I already have level 19 I’ve been I’ve just been talking to my chat through like in-game chat this whole time now Minecraft chat yeah aw so whenever whenever you’re ready my favorite activity is

Deciphering I think medium trying to say from what words don’t get cut out what’s up I I I enjoy like deciphering what your words are from what words actually go through my words why does it why does it cut out I don’t know this is just a you

Problem it’s just a Discord thing too it it it works on uh on stream Lon are you going to give me any help what okay cool I’m going to play the video when everybody Kyle are you you ready do you want me to like play it on

Stream no I’m not I ended hesitate I ended stream no I said do you want me to play it on stream I said I don’t care too much about the audio but like don’t play the video on stream wait why what do you mean because

I wanted to be a little bit of a surprise oh then I just won’t click on it I’ve already I’ve seen most of it anyways so I thought it was good I I just I want to see it in it’s finished form okay are you ready hi hi just

Wanted to watch I’m taking that as a yes I’m playing it you should watch on YouTube speaking of YouTube while we are dad just pulled up your stream so we were just watching oh it [ __ ] up why did it [ __ ] up wait it [ __ ] up I just

Realized that [ __ ] up I so glad I did that what part was it where you were sitting there fishing oh with Kyle or just by myself by yourself on the little dock I like don’t pull this up on stream as you are actively streaming the editing process I’m not I’m not

Streaming anymore oh he was streaming the whole proc what is the point I guess that’s true I don’t remember why over there yeah wait what the [ __ ] was I thinking no I was over here yeah like right what the [ __ ] was I thinking actually you know what good point I have

No idea what I was talking about don’t listen to me ever oh there’s places where you just sit down and chill yeah it’s like a Zebo it looks out to the Titanic sink what specifically that one no you should actually no you should actually build the

Titanic make it crash what the hell that would actually be a funny that would be a funny live stream LW that was a tragedy the death of 2,000 people funny 2,000 that that would be a funny live stream to do the title we’re going to rebuild the Titanic in Minecraft why you

Do that in the [ __ ] beast voice we’re gonna re the Titanic of the beast that’s that’s fair Mr Beast took over YouTube it’s over he just makes everybody talk like that now okay never mind I have to fix something got [ __ ] up here and I don’t know what happened pay him a

Dollar every time they do it no $10,000 every time F time you that’s my bro they think you’re a girl Lon how’s how’s that feel uh he said is that your sister oh my God yeah they think you’re a girl shut up told you yeah you’re you’re a [ __ ] I’m not a

Girl convert him now drop his balls see it told you she can you rip this guy’s balls off thanks chat chat rip this guy’s balls off act heck was that I knew that lawon would find that funny I had to say it out loud I forgot the contraption to keep babies in one

Place I don’t understand I don’t understand I don’t understand why this [ __ ] happened cuz you’re bad so ass I need to oh my God that’s bright holy crap it popped out of nowhere Chad I almost just did a once you get right you should added armored trims you

Almost doed yourself or something yeah I have I have terrible armored Trims on oh I didn’t even know you already had swear he still thinks she sound like a girl ler I see it you lose it’s over it’s so over how do you keep babies in one place Landon

Landon what for the villagers how do you keep babies keep babies in one place mhm uh you can have them fall through like they’re they’re small enough to like fit through a fence area like if you have like One Singular vertical fence that can fit through the space around it decipher his many

Riddles brother it’s not even a riddle I get like one word every three seconds look at my mouth I’m kind of stupid look at my mouth it’s still oh yeah I I know how to do it I know how to [ __ ] I know how to [ __ ] you stupid [ __ ] eating the bull

Stop e the chapot is Leonard the Absol mom already bacon that’s Mingus Leonard’s my Leonard’s my cat he’s the white one actually he’s he’s he’s also really fat he’s hour CAT mom already gave him mom already gave him bacon bacon bits so yeah that’s why he’s fat I know and he

Just keeps on eating Chipotle in the freaking side Leonard does eat like a king EA like a king that’s on a budget oh my go Leonard has cheated well if he doesn’t eat 10 pounds of food a day he Wes bro how does why be eatting better

Than me [ __ ] Aus what I or even stream chat I need advice the the back of this house is way too [ __ ] Bland and I need to put something on the back but I don’t know what to put there get those weird little like those new pink plants not

What he said new yeah those but that cool but that doesn’t fit no but like no the other one has like rooted dirt on the under it oh zelia yeah zelia I think I okay I fixed the intro thankfully look cool a holy [ __ ] why is

There so much lag all of a sudden I fixed the because I’m getting a lot ofs oh I scared the [ __ ] build a frog I was about to cry you know what I’ll do my best I’ll try and build like a mini frog Kyle Michael I’m ready I fixed the intro

All as well that was the only thing that was [ __ ] up thankfully you see what he did he said my dog weighs about 90 all right I’m playing it okay so I’m thinking that this could be a good start I’m so sad we put the little frog here and we put the

Eyes okay that looks kind of stupid so far what is that and then where’s do I have one no I need to make one hang on what do you need to make uh that stick sign what what’s the sign going to say is that his I’m going to need these

Guys to pop a baby out one sec what is that for that’s his mouth I don’t like his mouth m is disgusting I don’t like that mouth it’s his mouth I mean okay Mouse [ __ ] Mouse TOS lard be quiet um how do I make it ass

Shut how do I guys can you guys Google for me how to build a frog’s ass in Minecraft my search hist already [ __ ] up enough and then once I have the Cherrywood I don’t know what I’m going to build with it I’m going to burn it all I’m going to

Turn it into sticks I I haven’t built like a big Cherry maybe I’ll just leave it like that I don’t I don’t know a way to make this any better than that’ll just uh why we’ll make it a bit more obvious what it is why are you

Going to bully me what did I do to you you you gred on my fortnite till I among us this is I I actually didn’t do that for is it a fork I promise I [ __ ] myself go build you a shrine this is a for I

Promise love you could get on and and help me build something if you wanted to we could get you over in 50k who Amanda yeah you guys should like dual stream together for real that would be so funny I don’t know I don’t know if she would

Be streaming but I would be she would be basically glued to me yeah yeah it is it is the one that you’re on we we would just have to uh kill you that’s based Lauren subscri four years ago man that seems like a long time ago

What she subscribed like a long time ago dad was your first subscriber he wasn’t first wasn’t first I’m not using the first one while I was on here wait so do can you make do you can you give a villager a carrot for them to make a baby hard it’s a Pokemon

Song Kyle how do I make villager baby which generation I don’t know I don’t I’ve never made a villager thing it four or five how do you make them how do you how do you make them like thing that’s how long you’ve been streaming how do

You engage in villager RZ we’re going to Kyle I thought you s yeah San Town sanum town is awesome people watch your thing for 10 minutes average M who who’s watching it the most me probably she comes around basically every single time I need the funny smooth Stone I want to

Put another blast furnace right there I just noticed where the [ __ ] is Christian what do you mean oh yeah I guess he I guess he did like have his Arc of like joining a bunch didn’t he yeah and then he just dropped off the face of the [ __ ] Earth yeah I don’t

Know what was I missing iron yeah ha ni see coal I’m missing like the one thing I need to use it I thought you I saw coal I thought there’s like some coal in these that’s what I saw you like this one why is there only snowballs in that barel this is

Awesome all right you two are going to make a baby whether you like it or not what oh this is in Minecraft this is a like what the hell who the [ __ ] wait who the [ __ ] did you think I was talking to in that instance the tree what you your mother

Build the tree yeah who’s over now [ __ ] did you what I said I was just confused I don’t know are those infinite now what concerning the leaves he’s taking [ __ ] he’s just placing down a whole bunch of things Oh I thought he was mining stuff make a baby actually I’m all of

Them all of these accounts in my chat right now are all me you’re random stuff they’re not real people do you want to see uh you want to see T be who’s Tomy I’m going to add a picture of M is he a slave or sorry toy toy is he a slave

Yeah okay well actually in this chat we like the term indentured servant hey Kyle I have a lot of good arguments just on top of those are the hamper twins Hamp twins I don’t I don’t have a name tag to name them yet but they’re the hamster twins see hampter

Hamp and to toy who the hell is this guy toy what is he doing oh what the Lea is Kyle Even Kyle buddy uh you like install like he’s mining I think he’s muted I don’t know what he’s doing I want to I want to I want to

Abuse him look how it’s so nasty these armor trims are terrible I can’t like get a that’s disgusting it’s just two lines you can color the lines actually turn around and you can’t see my back cuz I have the cape on two three uh Landon what would you pay for a fortune

3 way oh why cuz I’m just going to get it that’s one of those things you get like through natural progression no matter what but I need money too bad speaking of I kind of want to go on another Expedition what would you do for for a mending oh I stole

One what I’m going to kill you I’m gonna [ __ ] kill you that’s what I that’s what I meant whenever I said I’m doing a little trolling I am going to kill him I could have just not said anything you could probably get on tonight cuz I mean like you’re still

Going to have to you’re still going to have to get over here although I guess you could just die cuz like the world spawn is over here do something nasty to your body no whoa what what gonna happen bro you brought this upon you brought you brought hell upon

Yourself hi friends these guys are friends aren they die die I keep forgetting that the Villager gives you XP for trading H everybody watching the stream like And subscribe right now I think they are if they stayed this long there’s no way they’re not no they’re holding know for a fact those guys

Are yo this playlist has sword and shield music in it the hell that is that’s the first one in 5 hours see that’s actually an L because the sword and shield soundtrack is good it’s had five hours worth of like gen four and five and it just randomly

Pulled gen eight out of its ass that’s kind of funny I think come here come on fight me fight what the no I want think come on I need to kill you why let me kill you yes I may have made a mistake right now they do a lot of

Damage if I jump down come I don’t know why but I had like this one’s just stupid actually headbrain de [ __ ] you are I like the stream at the start I should begin only liking them once it makes me laugh that’s kind of that’s kind of funny actually sound so

Bad cut out of the century what were you guys doing at the start of the stream uh Minecraft the whole time then the [ __ ] do they mean you couldn’t hear me cuz apparently I’m cutting out okay then what the [ __ ] did you say Haley said that she should start

Only liking the stream if it makes her laugh and I thought that was kind of funny no don’t don’t add standards to this this is what you get no I want standards are funny no that means we have to like actually try yeah do we not we don’t we don’t literally at all

There is zero professionalism here are you going to take that what somebody called me easy yeah yeah haly easy Haley you’re just going to take that wait what what what is he talking about me how is he you I just changed his name I guess I don’t know that’s

Weird well doesn’t YouTube have like display names and like actual names now yeah I think so maybe and the villagers have escaped I’m going to [ __ ] shoot someone get your [ __ ] asses back in the hole now it’s like a [ __ ] side quest trying to ese something about L just he

H h h he sounds like a hamper it’s a hamster Hamer they don’t even look like hamsters they do you look like a hamster no nuran cuz slippy is just schizophrenic is Skippy still like having a therapy session in your chat he just like he’ll he he starts rapping and

Then Midway through the rap he just goes he just goes I get a bit sad at night you got to we got to get Nick in here where is Nick what’s Nick doing not giving therapy to this guy well Nick was got he was working out like forever

Ago he has to be done with that by now I have 0hd and even I don’t understand that’s kind of goes hard Robo [Laughter] pass in that nit with you murdered he’s going to make so many babies good I saved him okay well you know what make him I

Didn’t get any feedback but I’m just going to work on the outro and then call in tonight and if I wake up tomorrow morning and look over the footage and I think it’s good I’m just going to upload it I feel like the last thing you need

To be doing is reading my chat of all things they all hate me they say like really mean things all time why I don’t know Kyle’s chat’s really nice to him where the they’re like I’ll look at I’ll look at Kyle’s chat and those I’ll be like love the stream buddy heart and

Then Meanwhile my chat’s like you should kill yourself buddy you have to you have to antagonize your chat a little bit that’s the key now they’re tying good things except for nuran and uh for the most part Haley nervin and Haley you need to come over here and start being really mean in

My chat that’s actually haly haly is normally don’t worry don’t worry nuran you’re probably like the most normal [ __ ] person in here haly’s salty about not being the the favorite chatter bro my villager just [ __ ] decided to travel all the way to my base yeah nuran you’re completely

Chill Haley you’re like 50% chill uh slippy has zero [ __ ] chill he’s a mad man he’s a l he’s an absolute Loose Cannon guys I think I have more Cherrywood that I’m ever going to know what to do with wor I change that you

Want to change it to less or more cuz I said 50 cuz earlier you were literally brainstorming how to insult me so she was like I can’t think of an insult now I’ll get back to you later yo Lon can I pay uh can I pay for this like reservation with with

Cherrywood I already took a stack have you took fish from name tag you fin I have far more than that I I need two more so not really do you need have you got level 30 done yeah I did one level 30 enchant and it gave me Unbreaking

Three love to see it get food source I don’t really have a good food source yet though permanent indenture servant done never netherite yeah I obtained indentured servants you got to find netherite right now that’s the hard part find some I have to go to Bastion now

You need you also need some beds to mine if you want I hope you get one less nugget in your meal God damn he said he was going to she okay so she was trying to she was trying to lower her percentage I wish I could pick villagers

Up she was so offended when she got higher what the [ __ ] God damn it slippy stop being the biggest [ __ ] like I said zero chill stop running away what is your malfunction move I have to go repair my axe again I feel like so prone to dying cuz I’m

Always looking at my other monitor while playing dude this is all the all the YouTubers I’ve ever seen this like stream complain about how they’re worse on stream are you getting those because yeah they always look to the right be a good night is that just like Universal is everyone’s chat on their

Right you getting quartz probably it feels unnatural to look to the left I I can’t really explain that it just feels wrong I agree why is this guy just running away get on on the reservation you bastard there’s a Vash in that direction trust me are you sure yeah yeah just keep

Going that direction R I promise jump into the lava I’ll live I quite literally need you to go back up please yeah keep going keep going that direction that direction that direction that’s where I see that’s me my dog lays to the right so I always

Look to the right too exactly you see it’s just more natural for things to be on your right hand side I agree with this this is why we should uh genocide we’re not going to no no no no no no no left-handed people guys for context I’m left-handed

And they they want to kill me true I don’t want to kill you specifically I just think that people who are I I want his I want his corpse on the roof of my home I want his head [ __ ] attached to my window it is it is

Nothing to dab just I have to be I have to be forward on per you just dabbed and then took a screenshot of it and now it’s been your like profile every time why does slippy enter your press dark again I liked you better what what is your

Issue he’s telling Haley to [ __ ] [ __ ] what do you mean what’s my issue I feel like that’s when we that’s when we put him in timeout Kyle you’re my mod you have to do it oh my gosh you are lazy I was modding your chat you

Didn’t mod mine at all F you are lazy the [ __ ] Lawrence is back oh it’s literally just I’m depressed go sees another sad person go kill yourself I suffer more than you know you’re about to suffer more I suffer more than you [Laughter] know bro nuran is such a [ __ ] real

One I swear to God oh yo wait Lawrence has done eating he’s back in my chat let’s go for the 900th time bro how many times has Lawrence ate today on the uh on The View should I should I make sppy symol the [ __ ] time out said how much Warren eat today

No there’s a guy war in what context did did the [ __ ] pop up like why did that happen I don’t Knowle you’re the only four people I’m telling you I’m telling you he just like he enters skitso Works fish what did he mean by fish I’m like he’s he’s like fully bipolar

You have four viewers right now yeah one all four of me see would you do make a [ __ ] child for the love of God God see this is why I don’t time out slippy is because then he just jumps over to my chat and then one other dude 10 people message you and

We’re homophobic uh you should uh tell them to die also just respond with pure violence block the individuals in question she said it didn’t work apparently that’s not how blocking work perhaps the 10 people were all the same person that made new accounts to go out of their way

To be a dick what the [ __ ] where did that guy come from no idea honestly slippy you’re just boosting my chat right I complain about he’s back you see you don’t you don’t have to complain because you don’t display your chat mine’s displayed so at any point on on

Screen it just says kill yourself I thought he would have learned his lesson but I I think he’s just actually bipolar we out look at him think how Michael’s War at after like minutes of this [ __ ] stop we’ve been going for like Leonard say something to the chat say say something

Else I’m so down to break my like streaming time record record I think that actually Lon look but I can surely break it I am absolutely going to die mine is 6 hours I think mine is uh 14 I’m pretty sure repairing [ __ ] is so easy why do I never do

It I thought that as you repaired something it like costed more to repair it does didn’t say anything about it does not actually it should I don’t know if it but I think they were talking Over it doesn’t anymore at least is it an enchanted item or yeah it was it was an enchanted item I I still costed baby [ __ ] yeah remember that’s a child that like every night okay guys I made a child I made a child I found a Bastion

And I’m going to die now what did I say I said keep going that direction you find it I turned around no you didn’t I did I promise you you didn’t I don’t even you mean I don’t even see the Bastion yet what do you mean you

Don’t oh what I zoomed in on it you got get I have a feeling we’re getting at least decently [ __ ] you just want to honestly I got enough Cherrywood to build basically anything oh my you’re burning alive my I don’t have a I’m just clearing it

Out and I can’t really bridge to that until this thing’s dead please come one God damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn it crazy dude my chat I need to get far enough away be out your chat more okay I don’t I don’t think I’ve looked at like the chat rate stat a single

Time it’s I feel like it’s a good stat probably I don’t bad stat horrible stat maybe it means nothing so this is what they see but I feel like it also needs to be like a chat rate of like valuable sentences wait so do they do they see

This I don’t know I’m fine with anything see the chat right here they see the chat right there damn the two random people are probably so confused what’s going on cuz they’re not even talking in the chat hey guys I want to be up here yeah you know

An easy way to make money nuran are you about to like uh pitch drop shipping to me you want to know an easy way to spend money spend it in bills Drop Shipping cuz it’s free I need to learn how to drop ship it’s the only way I’ll be a valuable member of

Society uh-huh valuable quote unquote I have money though dude was that a [ __ ] threeway wait what did you all say we all said quote unquote wait all of us yeah what the hell everybody said it that was a crazy literally everyone I’m so glad they got

Caught on every single one of us said quote unquote valuable at like the exact same time CP ITP it clip it chat clip it right now chat ch ch I can’t even take myself seriously right now oh my guys I’m going to fight a brute

Yo I need these guys to not hit me once be careful there’s three of them remember that day don’t they break the shield my L yes they do I’m readying the L remember that day I’m in a safe spot I can hit them without them getting near me what about the one behind

You good uh good good method acting yeah you’re welcome I forgot when where do villagers put their produce what L what’s oh oh I’ll take that sure never mind remember the day when we were with Lauren and she said she said if you spend money it’s free Okay so is worse

Than Drop Shipping what set up set up a charity called children in need and go to door too donation go door to door to get donations and uh this is unethical because there is no child in need uh you you get all the money by laundering it through lemonade stands that’s

Awesome dude that’s based that’s kind of Genius actually maybe we should employ that Landon what what did Lawrence say I can’t remember exactly she said if you spend cash money it’s free yeah it was kind of brain dead my sister was teaching me about girl Logic the other day you girls like

Girl logic oh girl B yeah yeah yeah that exactly that was the term yes is that a real thing does does Amanda say the same thing uh yeah so the only one that I can think of off the top of my head is um if you

Have like like cash that isn’t in your bank account that’s it’s free it’s free that’s what she said mhm that’s not what the hell why do they think like this that’s not how so if I go over to the grocery store don’t ask me and buy $200

Worth of something and pay in cash money it’s free I feel like there’s a lot more to grow but when I go over oh [ __ ] oh sh when I go over and actually do it I don’t care that sounds stupid no it is stupid and I have a bill and actually

Not I didn’t bring any money no you don’t you’re a girl you’re a girl you’re a girl I owed them a lot of money got coties cuz I didn’t bring cooters wait that’s a wait that’s a bad word I kind of forgot that I kind of forgot that that’s a bad

Word cter no cter my my girlfriend isn’t yeah she said cash isn’t real money I genuinely forgot that Cooter was like a funny word ah oh [ __ ] you’re going to die love what are other like what are other girl math things holy [ __ ] did you say Hooters no

I’m not going to repeat it again no you little [ __ ] go back in the hole all right guys I nearly died yeah how could you die you suck I got jump scared by a brute there’s a chest down there probably but there’s also apparently brutes that are going to funnel out I

Told you told you there’s a chest oh I think I keep them in like a hole and then I make it so when they get taller they get like sucked oh you got different armor trims these aren’t armored trims those are those are banners banners forgot they look

Likeu bro you know slippy skitso whenever the rest of my chat gets like horri ified whenever he returns his first message back is always terrifying they all just went oh no he’s back back again that’s [ __ ] awesome I love that he’s built up a [ __ ] rep made fun of Hay’s dog she started

Crying that was pretty mean I know HP simplified light I love that there was not a single nether he told me to die kill my dog yeah that was very [ __ ] what nether portal did you proceed through slippy don’t do it again I’m be for real this time we’ll

Have the [ __ ] we will ban you for a day straight you won’t come back tonight I can tell you that for real he’ll kick you from the stream oh no my girlfriend added someone on Discord for once you’re not playing it’s not me you got one of them you got one

Of like the funny old dogs oh [ __ ] how old was Molly dogs are always really really sweet whenever they get older yeah like Molly how old is how I could just look up a tutorial and make this like easier just your umbrella in the other room why it randomly pause and come back

On I have no idea I think she was trying to figure out how to get Spotify the other day I don’t have my bed on me can someone else sleep no I’m in the nether I’m doing your mom I’m just saying the zombie could potentially

Spawn and [ __ ] up your villager I am in a enclosed environment you’re a specimen yourself you are interesting why did you just wait that’s not you what that motherucker is not real that [ __ ] right there is not real he is real it actually it triggered

Me for a second I was like wait Lon why are you typing in my chat oh yeah no that’s nban that’s nering yeah that’s [ __ ] awesome he changed his like display name yo nuran is actually good nuran is a Chad I’m kind of sad that he left me

Was three of your viewers wait which three nuran was like he was like my rock you know now that he’s gone I’m kind of lost okay there’s a chest there [ __ ] Lawrence was 777 okay so ner and then 53 7 but who’s the third

One and the one on my TV oh I see so it’s not like a specific person it’s just on the TV it’s just like an Xbox account or something I do have seven concurrent viewers that’s kind of silly damn I had like I had like five or six takes for a

Minute there you want me to bot for you Kyle but no what yeah you should bot for him get get him to like 20 concurrent I mean I could do that it would not be very hard yeah wait L why did they all jump over to my stream

Probably cuz slippy got untimed out I’m [ __ ] slippy a welcome I’m telling you he’s like Public Enemy Number One bro is straight up a menace I know I told you for people that have been watching LS all time who’s audio I’m still here but thinking about leaving no

Come on I need at least like one sane human being in my chat yeah S no you should you should come over here no why’ you say that was like such a Cadence method he’s a frightening man that was method I was acting why did Lawrence just swear in my chat Lawrence swore

Swe you’re not allowed to swear bad words aren’t allowed I thought Lawrence was like a funny Christian Christian look he he swore in my chat look wait ask ask Lawrence what denomination he is no what Lawrence is nine yeah but he said he was Christian earlier didn’t he yeah yeah what’s

Denomination of Christian he doesn’t understand what that means yet yes he does no fall yes he does Michael yeah you child uh pick the correct version fre the [ __ ] pick the patch notes now wh which brand of Christianity are you tell me now the [ __ ] okay what’s your Solo solo [ __ ] me

I I hate Italian I hate Itali I ha Skiby the original Skiby is back’s like not his Al yeah not his alt that’s epic you have to ask him what his take on solo Discord [ __ ] me Landon say the word for me Michael what word are you trying to

Say I can’t I’m vibing def furet walk right now wait what are you trying to say though Michael what’s the word Sol is the word that’s not real it’s Italian for if you take the text of the Bible as is or if you know you have the better version of it’s been

Canonized I see so somebody has to Canon it’s basically who’s in charge oh that’s disgusting please don’t hi buddy leave me alone leave a guest being a cringe Lord uh where are you where are you cringe oh my God I almost drowned my child sorry if I

Don’t interact with chat right now I am uh in a place where death could be inevitable he’s in Mortal danger I’m also hunting him like dream right now why are you doing that bastions are a scary scary that guy’s problematic you know that guy’s problematic Kyle I think I think your viewers are

Masochists I think they are too cuz they’re literally just they’re they are straight up watching me do busy work you are having awesome adventures over on your stream and I’m just [ __ ] chopping Cherrywood down for the last like at least hour and a half I mean I guess no matter what

Everybody’s hearing the same uh the same conversation so I mean I guess I still I don’t think I got a I don’t think I got like a a clean answer from anyone you know if anything this proves that our uh our talking is interesting enough at least something like I really

Want to know uh who whose audio quality is better between the streams I have music in the back around the whole time I have not been told if it’s too loud or not I have no idea I that’s why I like your stream you likeing into the Pokemon music yeah I’ll

Tune in to your stream specifically just to listen to the music okay well I’m curious if my audio is bad what’s the what’s the part that’s wrong cuz I would like to fix it nobody’s like complained about it yet yeah that’s the thing it’s it’s constructive criticism you love to see

Yeah like if it’s [ __ ] then tell me so I can fix it it’s [ __ ] I’m not going to audio quality is something i’ been like I’ve been working on it for the past several years just trying to trying to get it good hey L do you want a name

Tag hay says that she loves pink see ARA is that how you pronounce your name is it pronounced are area I don’t [ __ ] know but hello welcome yo you have a new person a new victim of slippy yeah it’s [Laughter] a slippy victim slippy victim number

12 oh it’s it’s Urban’s TV account okay oh okay un understood okay I guess this is uh this is proof that he has like 50 PCS though Ro just has them all running his room is probably a Sonic hey CH GP you guys ready I’m going to play uh

I’m going to play music no Haley blocked slippy that’s really funny [ __ ] you US Cellular I hate you Kyle did they ever say what was wrong with my audio wait this one sucks hold On’s this one oh that’s a lot of nerds uh no what is this

One none of these are any of the popular ones there we go wrong chat all right chat here we go bro we have [ __ ] like people hopping back back and forth so much that they’re accidentally typing in the wrong [Laughter] ones [ __ ] Awesome all right chat you you like the music chat bro what are you slippy buddy you are racist I tuned into his chat for half a second and it was immediately racism that’s just slippy yeah good old slippy for you I don’t even know what the [ __ ] is

Happening in my chat anymore I can’t imagine being like a streamer with thousands of viewers yeah same we we’d have to like delate it and just have gu guess I guess like the plus side of that would be uh you could pick out the funny that’s true and then if something

Cringe was said it just gets glossed past immediately you just don’t acknowledge it Mo on see but then people could say like slurs in your chat you would never know okay and nobody else would know yeah I guess oh no some random guy on the internet said the nword this has

Never happened before Haley you’re not even you’re not being racist is Haley like really trying she’s getting like [ __ ] gaset that’s fun I thought that maybe Haley was trying to be more racist no she’s trying to improve her racist ability improve put some more stats into racism I guess

Nuran what did you mean by racism War you made me choke on my EG same [ __ ] my you said she you said she tried to improve and I [ __ ] choked on my egg dog that is a really well seated battery I hate that what [ __ ] it’s me on my hot mouth

Landon what are you talking about batteries batteries oh hell yeah wait this one a banger chat bad you said that like as one of my favorite X and Y soundtracks came on wait that’s Bas you I listening to [ __ ] the most popular Kevin MCL songs playlist that’s kind of

Funny and it’s unironically I think improving the quality of my stream yeah I told you listening to music just makes it better [ __ ] so even in even in dead air there’s something to listen to mhm there there’s a thing in one of my extensions that says summarize

Video and it sends me to chat GPT I’m going to summarize the stream oh it’s not language not oh it’s not okay yo nuran you like this one too yeah this song goes hard what do you think about my my the song that’s playing in my stream Nan why are you does no no YouTubers ever use this one I feel like but this is a good one you found I’m going to walk through my entire project right now you never answered my do you want a name tag uh I would need two but I can

Yeah I can probably take one tag as wellon I can repay you oo I’m down we can get the hamster twins because I’m like finishing this up so how do I make a dis boys and girls we are getting the hamper Twins and it’s going to be

Awesome wait the twins are the [ __ ] buddies no they’re not no we’re getting uh uhoh no we’re no those guys are in display remember like you said oh yes yes yeah yeah I would never I don’t know about that one I guess more so they they would never I don’t know yeah

You would never write that into the into the lore yeah if it happens I I’m scraping that off that didn’t happen you’re just kind of deciding I’m reconing it oh yeah I need level wait how [ __ ] long is this song I don’t think I’ve ever heard this entire

Song why did my song just turn off what the hell hang on I think I’ve been listening to YouTube for so long that it’s like are you still there oh yeah L and I it is video pause continue watching yeah I I downloaded the same ad Skipper you have yeah it’s a

Good one isn’t it it’s really good yeah yeah it just like speeds past everything you don’t have to worry about the the uh SL slow down yeah oh yeah that’s what I’m [ __ ] doing good Lord dude I need take your med maybe last time last time it didn’t work

Out so well but you know oh yeah uh where the [ __ ] is the portal that’s that’s always my question another it’s like just really hard to tell CU it’s just miles and miles of like the same Forest do you want me to sleep or no I yeah sleep please thought you were

Asking me I’m like why would I care you should sleep all right I found it it’s in here isn’t it uh y there we go oh yeah I’m I’m basically done with the first uh area in fire link now I’m building the [ __ ] off Tower in the

Back the one wait so like are you the Twin Towers God damn it yeah well there’s two of them yeah but you didn’t have to [ __ ] but they are they are twin towers I’m sorry how would you have said it Michael he would have said the Twin Towers the two of The Two

Towers is not much better you’re got to you’re got to do something sus to my Towers aren’t you hey Kyle I can actually trade you trade me for what I have a uh I have a name tag I have a thing I have stuff I think you’d like okay what what type of

Stuff that didn’t work at all there you go oh I don’t know I don’t need more bone blocks how many did you get I got quite a few damn okay here come take come take a look at my chest Jesus Christ the tax no you wouldn’t yeah it’s like the bones back I

Guess also this is pretty I like the leaves yeah I love the leaves I I’m going to need to get some but I can do that pretty easily I like it even more with shaders it’s like the because the leaves are like waving too yeah anyways I’m not sure what you’d want

Them I found I found this it’s pretty bad whato you got I mean honestly I’ll take that I’ll take that payment yeah sure also your armor sucks yeah I know it’s also almost broken can you get rid of a trimming I don’t once you put it on there no idea

You better be able to because that’s got to be the scam of the century it’s all pro one I made a second set that I’m just going to enchant and then use yo wait what is this why was Kevin mlead writing bangers and no one uses them

Haley I I’m just going to here hang on oh my god I’ve dropped to two concurrent viewers it’s so over there you go haly I made your life better I made Bros viewers drop damn you’re welcome ay you’re always the you’re always the stream number one for real the day one

The road dogless you’re Kyle in which you’re just homophobic true what you’re homophobic you’re hom you are homophobia this is the first time these accusations have ever been levied against me well you are yeah you’re a self-hate and gay that’s a thing yeah no yeah and

You’re one of them why friend hold on Kevin mlad was not cooking with this one did he [ __ ] did he uh did he burn that one did he mess it up hold on I’m going to there was like a video I want to see if this one is

Better I’m going to make a room back here I need like a big chest room I’m running out of running out of space for my random [ __ ] let’s see this one here’s sneaky snitch one hour I don’t know if I want the one hour edition what about this

One okay yeah this one is probably going to be better oh [ __ ] it goes out to the ocean uh awesome I forgot I’m on like an island so like that really is the issue with where you’ve posted up yeah 90% of the underground just leads to

Ocean Kyle you you have made that song like unbearable for for me what song what song Sneaky snitch why is it unar your song that’s all you play you have no orig you have no taste what do you mean no taste Kevin goes hard Michael are you like are you

Watching my stream also those few like lethal Clips with it were really funny yes they were it’s true no the limitation of sneaky snitch forcing you to crouch is a really funny idea also it’s not my fault that I throw on Kevin mlad playlists and it’s always the first

One it is always the first one Kyle doesn’t have free will it’s just like the most widely like known besides maybe like uh spinning monkeys or something oh yeah I thought the of duck is also pretty popular yeah so is scheming weasel skiing skiing weasel ski we the fact

That how did Kevin mle know exactly what the funniest words to name his songs were cuz he’s a modern artist he’s a [ __ ] genius I thought the [ __ ] am I stupid what in the lag I thought I thought the brewing stand made the guy there he is made the guy makes the

Clerk yeah yeah he made like a querk did you want like a a flesh trade or something I should probably go back to my chat there’s people here do you think it dropped a two and it was just over why did skibby just say one piece in

Cursive what did he mean by that the one piece it’s real one piece it’s real is he wrong I mean it’s real SK that goes really hard what’ you say he said I he said IDK in cursive that does go crazy one two three four five go crazy goid that and then

That I just put barrels in the middle I guess yeah we’ll do it like that is time to turn most of my wood into chests and barrels that’s excellent to hear SK uh slippy he transferred I’m mixing up bro I mixing up my viewers did he transfer that’s crazy

Yeah he’s here he just said I’m brck he’s an actual transfer student that’s that’s insane yeah he’s timed out for 24 hours in mine cuz he was making Haley’s life hell what do you ever do uh-huh I I already forgot well he was calling her like racist and

[ __ ] repeatedly and it was very clearly making her obviously upset uh he should he shouldn’t do that do you think hot take Bud yo yo yeah that’s a that wor so back that’s a woro back moment why is why isn’t she streaming you got the B I think she’s

She’s just like getting in here so that um she can like be in this area yeah and besides she’s going to be like cleaning to me the whole time so yeah there are significantly more efficient ways to do what I’m doing no there’s not anyways give yourself more credit you

Found the most efficient way to do it hold on wait boys I’m gonna I’m gonna leave for just a second okay why is he on fire why are they on fire stop the villagers they just [ __ ] killed them you bastard the villagers damn hi buddy you [ __ ] [ __ ] welcome back

H yeah we need to go name the [ __ ] just straight up killed my priest that’s awesome I’m glad you’re going to get uh Rich at a slightly lesser Pace I’m going to one sec where’s the script for that one thing the script you got branches okay lots of branches on your

Pis can a girl with braces still that’s not what I asked what what no hold on what I put you got branches on your penis into Google and its first Kora is can a girl with braces still suuck dick God damn bro good Lord braces got stuck on his P oh my

God [ __ ] off [ __ ] anime video God damn it my search history is ruined can I open no okay so that can’t be like that enormous enormous you got H oh God damn it that’s [ __ ] terrible what that what do you mean what what oh she G

Left um um Kyle why why did your girlfriend leave he’s not he’s muted Kyle why are you such a he literally said I’ll be right back do I have yeah I do is that enough 1 two three four 5 six seven eight I need 10 okay aren’t you supposed to like section

Off one of the villagers so like it when he throws at bread it like takes the bread um well they’re both supposed to all three of them are meant to have bread wait three yeah you don’t need you need a farmer to throw the to throw the bread then you need the two

Breeders I have a farmer and then one breeder one breeder who’s he supposed to breed with the farmer he’s not like a single celled organism no the farmer he’s [ __ ] the farmer that’s not how it works a farmer can [ __ ] you sexist no yeah no why not they’re infertile they’re

Infertile wait wouldn’t they like specialize in fertilization no you know because they not that good maybe the other one but not not the right one um chest constipation eat your vegetable damn that was really cringe you don’t like the vegetarian uh not particularly no screaming uh Hardy

Nerd I’m not a nerd you’re a nerd nerd pop out a baby do it now what yeah I’m watching two people make a baby they they couldn’t make a baby I don’t know why though I don’t care Landon he actually wasn’t for he couldn’t make the baby I told

You no he made a baby before but then he [ __ ] died because the zombie burnt them to death yeah that’s why they’re infertile they just get killed enormous enormous you got a huge Landon you’re infertile okay I’m going to put all this stuff in this one I should just I should just break

The chests Honestly by hand we’re doing it by hand now my video is popping off with uh zero viewers Michael yours is oh okay she drown yours is probably the most underrated stream oh wait there were like actual people here I’m so [ __ ] hi Haley he

Just didn’t oh my God there’s like five people here no wonder they all left I mean fair enough you just don’t like respond to them I Legend subscribed which is po is this public Liv steel SMP no is it public life steel SMP no I am Gore Gore

AI okay uh plane 11 Tower 2001 do not mix hi hello bro what is that name like I don’t know he here bro you missed a perfectly good skitso come on uh baby Pro PM I’m [ __ ] sad actually that would have been really funny God damn it she just keeps dying

She [ __ ] died I think she’s trying to get over here she probably like didn’t remove her spawn before killing herself kill yourself uh yeah I think that’s her name I think she’s above me enormous enormous holy cow actually do you want to look at my current build because I had a road

Block and makes me sad uh sure hang on let me put all like finish putting away all this stuff ah D I’m also trying to wait for my villagers to [Applause] breed I don’t understand they both have a bed so they should they should [ __ ]

Okay hemper I agree Haley hter H I have 12 wait I don’t I’ll probably I didn’t realize that’s a thing Landon do do a poll do do a poll on your stream yeah you didn’t know that I didn’t know that was a thing that’s awesome I don’t know what I would

Pull beans or potato beans or potato yeah that’s the best you could come up with get real Bud yeah get real you know I’m yeah I’ll I’ll do beans or potato hang on let me grab all the Snowballs I did miss a perfectly good schizophrenic too I’m I know frogs or any other

Animal we have two PS to do they’re [ __ ] they’re [ __ ] come on make a baby oh my God come on yeah they they had a child I’m happy all right we’re going to try and make a pole Landon they conceived wait to do the frog one okay start a pole beans or potato

Start okay there’s your PO Michael you better vote in it why is there just a never mind vote in the poll it’s 50/50 already we already have some uh heated disagreements Also my perspective must suck because I have like the worst base known to man right now it’s it’s just a whole bunch of just like [ __ ] Str about it is just utility there is no decoration and mine is uh pure decoration oh my decoration will come in at a later

Date what time is it 950 okay not late [Applause] enough I do have to go to school at like like uh 7 in the morning I do that every day go kill yourself well I have a commute You don’t Commute I’m not even oh my God I’m not even trying to like suffer Max I don’t care I’m just telling you I can mute I am oh boys I invited I invited Amanda to the to the negative so if you want that is [ __ ] dangerous what you testing the like bounds of your

Relationship right now so I watched the whole video a couple times through anyway if you want to move over you can and I’ve adjusted things and I’ve double checked I’ve triple checked yeah I think is it good to upload or what no I’m going to come back to it tomorrow but I

Don’t think I need to add I don’t think I need to add anything anything else because what I want to do is I want to like do one more check like like what Kyle suggested where like I do it like several hours later like after I’ve

Slept and then I’m like you know what maybe I’ll put something else in or I’ll look at it and be like you know what that’s good to go the only thing I need right now is a thumbnail yeah mm I really need a thumbnail and I need a screen grab the the

Intro I could I could do that I wish I had a screen cap of like all the boys uh like Minecraft characters standing next to each other I would just use that and put boy craft over it but I don’t is [ __ ] annoying oh did the other retards

Leave H the other retards left who Mitch and krill they’re not in the VC oh wa yeah they’re in the negative my bad yeah we have to hop over there oh okay yeah the vine why I love that my entrance is always known yeah that’s a sound that

Plays when he joins the VC I by the way you guys you guys didn’t hear this but I just ran through the video again and uh it I’m going to leave I’m going to let it rest for the night but I need a thumbnail and if there’s any chance we

Can get idiots on to put like I want a screen cap of all the boy skins standing next to you each other and then I can like make a thumbnail out of that yeah that would go hard hey love K there’s a bed down there can you sleep

What yeah I’m so sick on getting called a cruel human being yeah I was just I was just talking to Michael he was like what’s the most offensive thing I can say and I said I don’t think anything will ever top being called an insult yeah that’s why you’re

Cruel I’m sorry I didn’t yeah you did I did yeah you did yeah you did yeah you did yeah did I was going to say she’s [ __ ] lying to you she it was full of malice she she hated my guts no I and Michael and Michael we all

Believe this you’re very your your your very existence is [ __ ] flawed you were born you were born for capital punishment good Michael I’m sorry you’re fine you’re fine Michael Michael I’m not sorry wait Kyle yeah [ __ ] you Kyle tell them about my dream your dream how about

You tell them about your dream I do okay so I had a dream last night and I was carrying I okay so Larry Jo Larry Joe and michaa okay Larry Joe and Michaela were pregnant with second child but they weren’t pregnant I was pregnant I was their surrogate

And I was freaking out because I was pregnant you had L surrogate child why the [ __ ] what an insane [ __ ] dream yeah and I woke up I woke up and I was like what just happened what the [ __ ] yeah and it was very real real istic so

I woke up and I was really confused okay slippy I’m sorry I’m going to have to you that one what did he say why he said Lauren equals cringe why does he keep like testing the limits I don’t understand no he he honestly this is the

One thing I’ll ever time him out for he said Lawrence equals cringe yeah I’m asking why does he keep like testing us 30 minute timeout Landon he’s edging the band button what I don’t even is there a band button fast enough your death could not possibly come fast enough uh don’t

Worry uhhuh Michael Michael come kiss me on my hot mouth oh my God what the what escalation oh my God where did it come from sorry I just woke back up what happened Michael you’re cringe anyways kiss me I I mean I’m not I mean I I

Mean what’s the what’s what’s the line that Kyle says uh uh uh [ __ ] my buttho hole oh yeah she she hasn’t seen the video yet dude I can’t wait when the video comes out you Amanda should be the first person to see it this is how you

Know Duncan’s like deep in like his editing phase cuz he’s just going to make obscure references to this VOD that we like just do not remember whatsoever true I do that [ __ ] all the time week I’ve spent this entire week so far working on this video I spent 11 hours

In a single day doing this [ __ ] I am I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m a Madman I’m in my padded cell I am in my padded cell ARC Far More Than slippy will ever be slippy is beneath me in Insanity I don’t know slippy is kind of [ __ ] insane peon no

Dude he’s a [ __ ] peon compared I am already in my [ __ ] Madness wait that’s that goes [ __ ] crazy that’s awesome that dumb [ __ ] is like the worm in the ground beneath my [ __ ] anyways um hey Kyle are you going to tell her how you gave me a prostate

Exam the last time we met up Oh my he did I forgot about that to tell if he was a gor or not it’s [Laughter] over have I told you about like the I no cuz I told I did tell you about this what yeah tell me oh yeah you did tell

Me about that yeah damn about P Zan L yeah it makes no sense yeah Pierce lur will never not be I did it was worth all of it what did he say he he didn’t expect me to do it at all like he when he goes

Into zitan lore mode he is so committed to the bit but I saw him crack when I did that I just realized any of the viewers that are watching right now are like what the [ __ ] are they talking about to be fair even us listening to Z 10 are like what

The [ __ ] is he talking about no I know I have the L document no you don’t you may have the document but you don’t know what it means yeah that’s true still trying to piece everything together but it’ll come out eventually I’ll put references to it next time I

Edit videos wait why the [ __ ] is there skull there won’t be there won’t be any like context there will just be orange text that just start spouting zitan in the middle of a video and like all the music goes quiet just hear it’s like the [ __ ] Mr Incredible becomes uncanny type

[ __ ] and then it just touch back to the normal video and it’s like what the [ __ ] someone is reacting a thousand times with like the you know like the blushing Emoji like random guy your Lawrence it’s got to be either Lawrence or slippy there’s no shut it’s like it’s got to be

Slippy Lawrence has been known to react that’s true he does send the random reaction all right you you taking away your chat privileges cuz it’s laging me out my game me I no I I have closed chat I have no idea what they’re saying slippy has apologized to me did

That happen in your chat yeah yeah they uh they made up in my chat I think oh Bean or potato well here let me uh remove his timeout I guess there you go I didn’t realize that uh by gunes were by gunes yeah I don’t know I think I missed

That part of the Ark yeah but been trying to decorate my home I like stopped paying all like any and all attention what are you doing up there I’m breaking the leaves oh you’re doing a awful job they’re still here trying get good they keep growing I think we’re getting somewhere though

Like how many saplings are left down there God get a [ __ ] lot that is a lot of saplings bro Fortune three with diamonds makes me just like it makes me one two three four Jesus why are you hand mining this yeah flippy or back just uh don’t call

You talking about yeah you why are you hand breaking this what the [ __ ] because like there’s there’s wood up here that’s brother oh using a hoe it’s a little too high for a ho like that oh my go I’m not going to make a hoe for this

He is using a ho who I am no I’m not I am not using a hoe stone wood it would do the same thing just make a wooden hoe you Kyle I’m going to bring you a GI you’re going to bring me a gift I’m bringing you a gift right now Kyle okay

What what’s going on I did you hear my ho joke I did not wait oh wait you did I thought that’s the joke you made yeah you are using a I guess Lawrence unsubscribed you I I get it actually you know what here you go Amanda this is for you now

Thank you I don’t know what to do uh you can hit the Le with that I have a diamond hoe oh hold on wait I’m gonna come down yeah that just breaks leaves faster hello hello can I have that no you can’t [Laughter] no nah also Lon this is this is used why

Do you have a diamond hoe like handy that’s what I’ve been using to make Farmland what I make every I make every Diamond Tool the second I get diamonds why why not cuz then I’m never going to need to make a hoe again that’s whole pointless it’s not going to break you

Think I’m going to break a diamond hoe yeah I’m in a netherite ho would why waste the diamonds it’s just two they’re like more common than dirt at this point I made sure when on the old world to make a netherite hoe it was very useful I didn’t use it

Ever this is a okay this is actually I did not know how much faster this was this is actually pretty nice oh Michael I forgot to tell you the result of the pole yeah uh it’s surprisingly 50/50 I thought potato would like take it in the

Landslide wait what was the the it was a beans versus potatoes and it was 5050 potatoes are way better yeah I was expecting a land I voted that’s why I voted potato well if you guys want potato to win I didn’t close it yet you can still just like vote for it I’m

Going into your stream right now B specifically to win the pole I’m going in your stream with my ALT I took a tree just grew on top of me yeah it grew on top of me as well oh yep there you go 57% potato you win

Y it’s only winning by one vote though no it’s winning by two now oh nice three no okay you guys like actually [ __ ] it I also have a vote but I don’t want to go take the pole fair enough I’m going to end it now so the potato wins cuz I

Agree with it potato because that’s what this is democracy at its best so round that we call her a potato it’s kind of based rigging the vote uh so what I want to win wins uh that’s just Peak democracy we’re so back all right I’m going to start

Another one start playing since I know Haley’s back I’m going to do her P purple your family is dead all right the new the new pole is Frog versus every other animal every other every other animal is hard to beat that’s so true no but frogs go hard wait it’s

Frog if it’s if it’s wait you’re like my mom yeah frogs are freaking terrifying like do you have like an actual like phobia phobia yeah whenever like we’ll be swimming and there’ll be a frog in the pool I got get out a frog in the pool

Where the hell are you swimming in my pool I guess yeah no Missouri is like a fin enough answer isn’t it they are just here now people know we’re going to get doged doged I’m pretty sure about this several times it’s fine Michael has already done we have disclosed we’re

Fromi we we’ve talked about this several times because you doxed us several times don’t jump off a bridge right now yeah I do need to vote or no I can’t vote on my own poll never mind damn I guess that makes sense this is a really

Hard vote to do I don’t know I nearly [ __ ] myself you don’t think can the president vote in a election oh well then why can’t yeah they can uh cuz YouTube is unjust what the heck YouTube I’m in a m shaft that’s part of the skull and I’m like pooping my pants

I’m I’m having a SC that’s got be ter was that like next to your house anyway so you’re just chill actually no the Mostal hello hello for a roof we’re getting Clos so I can feel it okay sppy no we’re getting close sppy just out here saying the most horrendous [ __ ] you have no idea how much this started off with I do I was there oh yeah I guess frog is losing and Haley is losing

Her mind oh no I’m gonna vote for all every other oh no anyway what is wait what are you guys’ favorite is posting guns that’s Fu proper response threatening violence that’s so true she has a [ __ ] warrant skib important it’s I’m doing like I’m having hard on top of the leaves up

Here it’s kind of scary I’m back I balance the vote it it is 50/50 again yeah because nurb and balance the vote is on on my that’s true if you lose you can just commit violence wait get Nationwide they’re always on your side especially when it comes to

Arson yeah burn down your neighbor’s home they’ll protect you the Flaming corpse of your neighbor is the only thing you need to comfort you on my all right here wait watch this I’m gonna I’m going to give you this honor you’re going to GI me use this on the on the

Trees the trees do you per chance have dark oak I don’t but I think I know where some is okay I quite literally need two dark oak stairs actually I wonder if that shipwreck outside has any left on it oh true oh watch out can’t really see you should steal all

The dark oak so you can scam wait he he accidentally uneven the pole by himself to the thing he didn’t want what he voted for the wrong thing and [ __ ] himself over that’s awesome that’s really funny that’s so it’s so over bro is that all this happening St I think so probably

Yeah all right I’m going to go back up there and work on the leaves this is the last where’s the food I need food I need wait hold on I have lots of food thank you do you want to help me find the funny uh structure Landon funny

Structure yeah from the deep dark should I get on for a little bit uh sure I mean we’re going to [ __ ] die but I’m not going to stream if going to die we’re I mean you’re in VC with us it’s close enough I’m in VC been I’ve been working

On a video all day I guess that gives me some pass probably carry that with me which pass car this one the the funny pass yeah okay oh my God open open this I also found 22 diamonds down here I’m veryy slippy I’m not mad I’m just disappointed slippy I’m just I’m just

Disappointed slippy you’re just dead slippy you’re just disappoint regretfully inform you that your hoe is broke damn you guys went through I fast and there’s still more God damn are you getting like a double chest this is the last of it okay there’s no more saplings I have 54 saplings okay so so

Michael it’s under your home planting more saplings why not okay I’ll come try and this [ __ ] you see how much wood we have you are my dad actually before I go over there or no you have silk touch you can get us the stuff never mind uh I

Already found one of the funny things what happened to thater or you told me about where you just have to hit one block and the entire tree falls down no more no more susies oh we we technically do but Landon’s lazy what Landon she’s talking about

Well no I can’t you can’t I you’re just lazy he has to do a small amount of work deleting chunks is against my morals you don’t have those okay it’s your morals yeah you don’t have those I have more morals than you do no you don’t you’re an

Atheist you you you’re literally that no I’m not you are I’m not I’m going to say you are because it fits I’m stting to spite you yeah take those what what made you come to Christ spite uh this one guy this one guy just really

Sucked I hated him so I just like [ __ ] it this would be funny where where are you guys at I want to go hang out with the cool kids like I feel like it just went like the exact wrong way for some reason hang on yeah you go towards the

Ice Bike yeah I did and I still going the wrong way go go north what happens my axe breaks uh make try to avoid that happening oh oh the ice just the ice expanded that’s why okay okay so am I supposed to not use the axe or am I supposed to just uh

Let’s go repair it okay take me with wait haly you hate Nickelodeon what kind of weird ass take is that what what what what wamp [ __ ] wamp what the hell you know what just for that I’m glad frog is losing I was a Nickelodeon kid I didn’t watch Disney yeah you’re

A I was a Cartoon Network kid I was Nick in Cartoon Network I was definitely I started out as a nck kid though like my my favorite show I like the shows but it’s annoying what do you mean was a very much a Disney kid what

Uh how can you like the shows but think it’s annoying at the same time that can’t coexist all right what yeah no my favorite uh show my favorite shows back in the day were uh uh I lost my train oh yeah my favorite shows back in the day were

Invader Zim and Fairly Odd Parents fun fact I’m a Gravity Falls and G I watched that [ __ ] as it came out I watched a lot of Gumball I don’t know how get uh do you know how to crouch no uh probably left shift Gravity Falls is the best okay you’ve redeemed

Yourself I’m I’m compressing it uh try hard Gravity Falls is like the greatest cartoon of all time okay hold on go into the go into the pause menu wait what’s your cords I want to hang out with you guys press options Michael my armor is like already

Almost broken I don’t need you to hit it controls where you at you could have started with that like don’t I’m RIS I’m risking my life coming with you if nobody tells me where you are I am getting off G ball is really good too so [ __ ] true look for where

It says uh sneak it’s right at the top it’s F okay F that’s how you get by Bonk there you go okay I have an offici efficiency to pickax I hate my life I’m going to I’ll be right back hey hey buddy buddy hey hey hey Michael

What what come on I’m wearing your skeleton SCH take it in the Anvil you’re going to want to oh wait how do you have any levels oh yeah you did find them no okay go yeah okay let’s go die okay all right I’m on my way I like

A full extra set of everything so dying right now actually means nothing I’m going to [ __ ] die I’m going to lose my uh actually Michael uh I’m going to go use my levels before we die God damn was that where you were playing the how level do you have how

Many levels I’m level 32 uh sword came up with that game I’m not going to enchant your sword yeah did suck at it can I borrow a diamond pickaxe and give you a fresh one I have a mending one brother well I just need to like make an extra one I’m doing it

Anyways okay I was getting a blanket I just don’t want to have to run all the way back to my base to enchant it cuz zbo yeah oo cozy also go all the way down left and then left again like immediate left I don’t know how to follow instructions

Youve lost let’s go finish this you’re going to make me like jizz I swear to God what a quick question uh huh bless you efficiency 4 sure God [ __ ] damn how unlucky am I all of my level 30 enchants have just been a singular enchant anyways Michael I’m storing my uh my new

Pickaxe in your chest okay I’m going to steal it fair enough like I’m going to steal your heart 100 I’m to play one round of leel company I’ll be right back okay Play One Singular round that’s such a weird that’s like eating one L potato chip like that maybe they’re just like full

Expecting to die on like the first moon just like’s nagging him and it’s like come on we need to we need to go also Michael I told you I was bad at directions I immediately are you [ __ ] kidding me all the way down it does it’s not all the way down there’s nothing

Down there all the way down there’s nothing down the stairs all the way down you’re a liar oh there is something down here what yeah there’s a [ __ ] off tunnel oh my my God holy [ __ ] yeah you’ve been lying to me this whole time wait what what is going on Michael

There’s no tunnel you’re a liar are you a [ __ ] stupid dumb bastard left stairs and then left again Michael I’m currently in the tunnel but I don’t believe it exists hey buddy I hate you this tunnel’s not real also jump is kind of funny bro you act

Like I was like a born Minecraft player yesterday yeah you were I’m obviously better at crafting anyways I’m going to spawn a spawn a warden real quick I’m just going to like full Sprint through these areas that’s awesome I’m so glad you’re like it I guess actually no matter what we we

Can’t really lose anything so it would just be a pain in the ass to come back and get it yeah I don’t don’t have any torches I’m kind of [ __ ] stupid I have op do you have OptiFine on no oh well I was going to say I can just hold out a torch

But uh can here’s one y as long as I have one to hold out and see stuff I’m fine if you find diamonds tell me so I can use my fortune yeah yeah but it’d be funnier if I like took them without any of the benefit you’re

Stupid me going to get for diamonds from one thing was that all of the skull that was no there’s a tunnel I made that lead super uneventful wait yeah no it doesn’t one sec it doesn’t lead this way was like one Corridor yeah one second wh yeah

Left a don’t call me a [ __ ] [ __ ] don’t call me a [ __ ] [ __ ] don’t call me a [ __ ] [ __ ] is Lauren still watching don’t call me a [ __ ] Lauren he’s a child oh watch oh Lawrence uh maybe probably he’s definitely heard us say worse at this point though

Yeah yeah I mean he was there actively to watch these streams yeah he was there for like the whole racism and homophobic yeah he seen seen some [ __ ] fine but not over over using he’s going to be a 9-year-old with PTSD his childhood at least a

Little old if this was the worst I was exposed to I would be like a saint right now I am I am considering the possibility of like his mom walking in on him watching us yeah he get out he gets put in timeout for watching us that would be

That’s a really really funny reality I hope that I hope that happens Marbles and I was little for what for watching Jenna Marbles that’s understandable you have good [Laughter] parents Nan’s gonna head out all right see you bud Nan’s head my my boy you are my second favorite viewer so

Far I’m gonna go get a Dr Pepper soda no s can I say second cuz Kyle says that I uh cuz Kyle says I need to like stew animosity between my viewers to make them like me okay it’s true you have to antagonize You’re a Rat Bastard then

They’re nice to you they’re so nice to me that’s what alha male thinks about women watch the drop it’s going is that is that what Kyle does to you yeah me you damn you’re a bad boyfriend damn it’s okay it’s all mine I’m going to mine it damn it I really tried

Youle with my with my non Fortune the parallels between This and like H and that one time when [ __ ] me and you were Mining and like splitting diamonds evenly yeah well it’s Michael so I have to be hostile are you trying to R him up like an alha yeah I need to physically

Dominate Michael what that’s got to beir don’t say what like you’re not into it I know you are yeah but you’re not you’re not my type roed okay [ __ ] you I don’t know why I thought this was going to be booby trap booby he said funny word like booby you’re literally

Gay oh my God how many times do I have to explain this SpongeBob how many times we have to teach you this lesson old man I think I found it I found a mob spawner so hold on you want to know a fun fact I’ve never actually been in an ancient

City in survival mode what oh got to [ __ ] jizz oh did you actually find the city no but like one of the skull things like [ __ ] jumped me so oh so we we’ve already lost one of three tries no it wasn’t like is that where the big bad blue things

Are yes where you at you were so I should full Sprint into this area you could yeah I’ve dealt with the problem I need to make sure to make as much noise as possible where the hell did you go comat no don’t do that little baby boy no I’m

Going to like specifically spawn him to combat log you okay it’s a game of ice spy Michael’s just trying to end the stream as fast as humanly possible um Michael come back I found diamonds come here [ __ ] well you told me not to mine it Diamond no take your take your

Sh I thought we were supposed to like hate each other yeah [ __ ] you take these diamonds you B bippy ass bump guy friendships are weird Yeah well considering once again I I should point out the fact Kyle did give me a prostate exam um no that’s okay I do that to my girls

So what that’s not the weird part yeah that’s that’s not specific to gender yeah all right so I’m going to be the other side of the coin uh girl friendships are [Laughter] weird girls are weird yeah [ __ ] oh you got something up there I think that might be one of oh jeez I

Think that might be oh bro you turned into like a 12-year-old ref second [ __ ] diamond if I stream for too long my voice gets gets coarsed excuses no he’s so real for that you’re a woman I need to start like been talking for like seven hours and I’m kind of losing

Ity oh yeah that’s fair what do you mean that’s fair I love you I don’t know how like the I I guess I guess I’m going to say professional streamers talk for this long I I’m like convinced they War up beforehand again they probably do doo vocal

Warm-ups like that has to be the solution more makes sense Diamond take it I feel like I’m getting the short end of the stick here I I did bring the thing I just don’t have the thing I think I think we just sit here and watch I’m going to let him

Attack you you deserve it we did it we’re suful successful business women taking all I got sweeping edged oops Michael you edged me wait no all right no not bad oh god oh goodness so much I’ll give you a fatter cut of the it doesn’t even fit in the double chest

We’re not in the [ __ ] area all right there we go wait hang on I’m going to like hold into a wall real quick and go grab my phone charger okay we’re making another chest and actually I’m going to do this cuz [ __ ] you I’m making a chest for the cuz last

Time I went AFK you killed me that sounds good we’re slightly on an adventure okay I like need you to live yeah but like you’re meanie head a going be right back no so what do we do now my love uh I don’t know I I started doing this cuz I

Didn’t know what else to do okay and I knew I would want Cherrywood at some point you want to do it again no F no hit the gritty right nower what to do gritty so true diamonds I found so many diamonds that’s not what I all Kyle why are you bad at the

Game what yeah no are you all together right now uh no yeah we’re hanging out without you loser well I was just wanting to know if like Landon was not being soy and was like with you and then I would decide to get on again Landon and

Michael are off on their like own adventure no it’s because I want a thumbnail and I want people around so I can get a screen cap and get a thumbnail and if I can get at least four [ __ ] people on the thumbnail I’m fine with it

You’re a [ __ ] codage gobler I swear to God bro you do not have your life I found like five more veins of Diamonds by the way land all right sure now share yes I’m sure I’m sure you have a Kyle is so Kyle can we go on an

Adventure [ __ ] this guy I was actually thinking about going mining wait a dick let me let me on I want to hang out please I mean you could grab the diamonds I gave you but I guess not you could like go eat dirt I guess but you want the bone meal

Kyle we can just leave it here I changed my mind I’m getting back on Minecraft I’m bored as [ __ ] I would rather like play Minecraft than sit here okay are we back in the Deep no we’re not in the Deep right now not at all this looks like goes to more

Diamonds though that’s a creeper there’s a spider behind you he has speed the spider on speed spiders on speed right here where where are [ __ ] where are you spiders on sounds like a gr Michael Michael you you stared at diamonds and then walked away brother I color blind

As [ __ ] they’re the same color Kyle where are you the same color as deep slate I’m on like the I’m on the spawn Island it’s kind of tragic that doesn’t even make any sense off that’s the only time I can tell it’s gray and blue is the spawn Island the one withof

Houses yeah it’s the it’s the one where Lon lives what okay let me let me like are we going to are we going to take a picture at the Gazebo no I just want to hang out like I want I want I want to hang with the boys

Wait but my gazebo we could take a picture of the Gazebo Michael there you go I thought you were just going to walk past it again I was about to my eyes like adjusted a little bit let me go let me go back to my house and

Sort my [ __ ] out real quick oh here we are or that’s where we just were bro we’re smart yeah I feel like a Roomba here let me turn on x-rays real quick and then uh you’re just like zooming around picking up saplings or something yeah that’s [Laughter]

Exactly trying to think of a pun but Michael I found more diamonds dude this isn’t even a [ __ ] like deep slate Expedition this is just diamonds for you yeah I’m winning you [ __ ] ass who even needs Fortune I have an I have a man to follow me

Around what does that mean you’re my dog you’re following me what let it be known you’re following me who I’m the lead I’m the leader yeah you’re a good boy lead the way good dog good dog yeah more there’s only five more left uh which one are you which one do

You think is going to stay longest I think this one I’m thinking this one right here this one here okay we’ll stand under the one that we think okay you know a water bucket would have been really intelligent you chose the one that’s all the way out there no

Yeah oh literally died immediately l loser let’s see maybe we dig into the wall I don’t [ __ ] know wait why don’t we just go to the for this I’m clinching I’m oh my gosh this is boring there’s no way it’s above we’re on like oh wait that one went I’m not going

Up I’m just going sideways you got this oh my gosh yeah oh my God wait what are you guys doing we were betting on which Leaf would disappear last and hers is the last disappear m one CU I’m cool why she like M was the

First yeah his was the first one to go because he’s an idiot damn Kyle I love you I’m sorry I’m just excited she’s lying always Kyle she’s not sorry and uh you’re an idiot she mean I I don’t win things very often oh my oh my

God here wait have you ever used one of these why there’s got to be a spawner in here what is going on oh wait you need arrows I don’t think I hold on wait let’s go back to the let’s go actually not what how are there that many here

Wait I have to claim this real quick so no one steals from it they will interesting it’s okay if someone from it literally just Cherrywood they’ll be fine there’s so much okay so it’s not in that direction like that’s capped off so it’s going to have to be this way

It’s I already went this way no like all the way this way all right yeah I went that way going that that goes nowhere oh wait I to go my as well actually this this goes up here up oh look I found a thing

What I’m it went up it went up as well though so either way no what’s that building over there that looks like a chicken we’ve been here what oh wait that one yeah Michael we’ve literally uh that’s Nick’s [ __ ] here oh my God Is it supposed to look like a chicken

It’s not supposed to look like a like a dick but it does oh kind of I think it looks like a chicken [ __ ] I think we’ve been kind of boo land specific here wait we’re going to take a little oh wait where’s the boat’s over here we’re going

To take a little drive by dude I’m such a nerd I just like tried to emote are you about to show her my [ __ ] shitty ass Shack I pressed I’m I’m going to show her I put a sign on Nick’s house pretty close to the beginning of the world m I just

Wanted I just wanted the name tag so does kelp have a use or is it just annoying you can eat it we’re back where we were can you read that sign up there I don’t this is awesome it’s it does it says [ __ ] house pepp you strung

Me along on a goose chase this is what oh what’s this oh we’ve been here too bro we’ve this is where we started yeah whose grave is that I thought it was a grave for haly’s dog didn’t we do no that was uh that was Ski’s dog it was on fire it’s on

Fire fire spreads is not on yeah so we kind so that nothing you just randomly Burns To The Ground wait where are you I see you Yan hither where are you zombie zombie where are the bungers you were just over here how did I miss you where

Are you oh what’s up oh wait I I see your name tags Michael we need to get back to the need to go to my house how it we’re all going to gather at the Gazebo honestly not that I should I should just make like an ender pearl chamber I need to screwed

Up wait I have I have things for you this is your house I us clean it oh yes SN this doesn’t go any does it take take these this is literally the way back skim SK to Yo crossbow don’t do it it don’t do it this did this not end up leading anywhere

Over here don’t do it I don’t think so like it literally I didn’t do it Kyle why why would you do that Kyle why would you do that I’m going to slap you with meat I guess [ __ ] I don’t even know where it would be we’re just throwing them around

Anyways no how will I ever Recover all right just go let’s go get you hit my shield a lot of times sure yeah oh yeah you should we should get you a sh so oh can I also just have like armor yes we’re going to get you we’re going to get you all all

Geared up I have I have okay all right I’m not that rich Kyle is this your enchanting table if I leave you a bunch of diamonds can I use this I’m zoomed in on you I can see you blocking me how many how many diamonds are we talking uh how many would you

Like just to upgrade my pickaxe oh just to upgrade your picka give me like three for that that’s that’s nothing okay uh I’ll do that later I’ll upgrade it later as well I’ll just like put them in a little pay chest or something why you’re just blocking you’re blocking off your own cave

What how are you snowman Not Dead from the campfire uh if you try to the campfire [ __ ] short in here so actually we can’t here we win these what do you mean there’s no campfire over here you’re you’re dumb you’re trash my tactics failed Pig also

Just all right come here come here you going down into the tunnel oh my God shut the [ __ ] up this is not even the right side take that put it in your I’m [ __ ] dry leave Al and then if you hold right click you hold it up it blocks all damage it’s

Pretty helpful I’m hungry all right I have exactly 12 diamonds to my name so going anywhere I’m so sorry oh it’s okay here if you want more diamonds I will go get my pickaxe enchantment real quick I’m going to go back and get lapis yeah I think

I’m going to let you do what you do what you want diamonds and then you also with whatever armor you don’t make I have a bunch of iron whatever like armor and tools I have like plenty of that too if she needs something so here you go yeah I have a ton of

Iron Michael for the love of God and then I’ll you I’m navigationally challenged I need sticks yeah I got them for you here you go you’re not even putting the boat on the ice I’m drifting bro no you’re not no I have a I have achieved the Minecraft I’m imagining the [ __ ] of

The guy like riding on fire [ __ ] like Ghost Rider for marble yeah [ __ ] like hold on wait do you have do you have your sound on [ __ ] I Almost Got Away yeah Lon what are you doing right now me and Michael were on an adventure damn I’m actually a [ __ ] Pro that was

Sick I’ll take off oh that’s Dylan’s mind I know what this is here wait I’m going to take off the Oho pack for a second because I do want to hear other side other side goes hard wait I just realized Nei of us have uh Kay’s

Head how do we have kayle’s head we need to get Kay’s head how death she’s not on the server yeah she is all right you mean [ __ ] stupid okay I’ve changed my mind I’ve changed my mind I’m not I’m not going to make my enchantment yet because I realized I didn’t have enough

Levels soop you want me to enchant your stuff I have levels I don’t have I don’t have levels so I’m just gonna go down and kill things we’re here it’s time for a gazebo party I think I can probably enchant like a few things they’re having

A gazebo party do you want want to go to oh yeah let’s go gazebo party before I do that I’m I’m putting stuff away in my stuff hang on Kyle bring other side so it can be a real party I was about I literally turn around go get it yeah hey

Hey hey Lon do you have a bomb I think I I feel like I saw bombs do I have Bombs all right I do have bombs we we ride it done here’s a couple of bombs yay light them anywhere but here okay don’t worry as I am going to

Not commit an act of terrorism and not on the Gazebo on which we will party do I not have gunpowder I was going to make fireworks for the party oh wait this is actually this is going to be a whole ass party I have zero zero gunpowder I have a lot of

Paper though if anyone has gun see if we let’s see if we get gunpowder I think I have some hang on let me see okay hopefully he does cuz I I’m not going back yeah dunan if you do I have paper so excuse you uh don’t throw my [ __ ] on

The floor what is your problem I had some where did it all go the shears weren’t even mine what the okay well I guess I I guess I don’t have gunpowder I guess they’ll install it that’s cool all right I’ve got other side for when it’s time for the party

Well I don’t have gunpowder but that’s okay actually I never been in your house really no I haven’t oh you’re not this is where all my fun stuff is it’s okay I may not have come I’ll give you the but I do have a dog oh it’s cool down here

Yeah and there’s uh there there’s my pet wait there’s a what the heck why do you have a blue X already cuz that’s my guy what the [ __ ] Michael so that’sa no violence in the home I named him I get my aggression out with the fishing R what did I I forgot

What I named him oh yeah I named him I named him axu that’s axu in there oh I see that’s what you were naming today yeah oh yeah you’re a [ __ ] wait do you guys want to name the the H the hampter twins as well what I ever do to you

Michael I ever do to you I failed real real quick I’m going to go name the hamper twins oh wait I want to witness the naming of the hamter twins wait wait I’m I’m on my way don’t don’t name them without me I want to see it okay fine I’m

Coming I didn’t realiz I didn’t realize that hamper twins having a name is like an event don’t put a [ __ ] bomb in the ground you dick weed where are you at have seen them yes it’s by my nether portal I don’t know where that is by my house what do you

Mean where is your house what the [ __ ] do you I’ve never been to your house weren’t you just helping them with like the aelia trees no I was not I was at Kyle’s house that’s not the same place is it it’s a just across the ocean okay

Well then I’ll just go across the ocean where’s the Gazebo I’m going to go the Gazebo is behind my house behind the house it’s on the little Peninsula well we’ll name the h boy I don’t know I haven’t seen this yeah it’s like way deeper than you expect it’s just

Like an actual I didn’t notice it but now that I have like Clear Water yeah it looks even cooler don’t put a [ __ ] bomb on the Gazebo hey hey hey hey let’s just be friends here D can get your ass over here so we can name the hampter twins I am

Here wait he’s here oh yeah he is I’m right here what’s up the hamper twins are going to gain an identity today ypp yipp and then I’m going to mine down your house it’s over by the portal dumb [ __ ] I don’t know where that is walk outside I don’t know where that

Is loyalty 3 efficiency 3 oh yeah that’s a very good book we need I’m going to mine out like an extra space cuz currently there’s just room for one I decided not to steal your silk touch but instead your boow why [ __ ] you this is for stealing mying let’s

Kill him that’s just not even an equal trade I know all right the hamper twins hamper I don’t even know I now now I’m stealing it you can barely see bottom hamp’s name Michael that’s your own fault for not like listening to know I’m not around here I

Don’t live here H what did the hamper twins do uh they Hamp they’re an exhibit do you have glass glass yeah I’m I’m going to just so they don’t get Disturbed yeah cuz I feel like they are they’re very fragile yeah one one touch and they move

Anyways yeah that’s that’s uh that’s toy in there to all right Gaz can you get can you get a screenshot of you walk can you get a screenshot of you walking up to to with a leash what the [ __ ] cuz it looks like a whip what kind of [ __ ] fetish

Behavior you on Michael stop trying to plant bombs in my home why did you why did you have fre girlfriend [ __ ] you why did you have to go [ __ ] like Michael with that [ __ ] and just immediately think of something sus you’re such a [ __ ] horny [ __ ] you talking about what are

You doing said I said walk up to him give me back my [ __ ] bow I walked I said four durability you almost broke it immediately I said I think you should screenshot like you next to tomney with a [ __ ] leash cuz it looks like a whip because it was like supposed

To be referencing the joke about C and then you were like Sayed about it holy [ __ ] why is everyone just sifting through everything that’s all [ __ ] awesome no that’s the best thing about having people over in Minecraft it’s just constant chest noises like actually in your house or in

The Gazebo the the Gazebo I don’t know what the [ __ ] they’re doing all right see it’s the Gazebo party where’s a where’s a good place oh you already have a jukebox here yeah my mending book I found it hey Haley we’re having a we’re having a gazebo party

With all of us and this is how I’m going to end my stream once the part’s over the stream ends wait I need to find you guys where did you go where’s the the [ __ ] gazebo it’s not that hard where is it oh my God holy [ __ ] everyone in he’s [ __ ] challenged he’s

Challenged that’s [ __ ] up also we just hit five hours on the stream mine’s at 7:20 I’m actually going to look at what my longest stream is I want to know I’ve been here forever for a minute now stop this is a party you ding-dongs actually you know what Fu

[ __ ] all you take all of your [ __ ] off take all of your [ __ ] off right now my this is a party we don’t need def last my last stream is 5 hours and 17 minutes and that’s my longest one so we’re about to break that you’re at full health yeah

Landon yes don’t shoot me all right is everyone ready for a gazebo party take your [ __ ] off go away this is [ __ ] up you’re a bad person let’s go Oh yeah Haley you missed me naming the hamper twins yeah I’m actually go in a suit God [ __ ] damn it Michael he was actually trying to kill me that he was using his fist God damn it sword he had a sword out no you had your [ __ ] [ __ ] on you should taking

It off bro take your [ __ ] armor off Jesus Christ you’re a stupid [ __ ] now we have to wait for him to run all the way here you’ve prolonged My Stream and now I’m sad I just want to go to bed Michael why are you always just such an

Inconvenience I don’t get it that’s you uhhuh says the guy who just like prolonged the stream by at least five minutes you’re the one who started attacking for real nuh my God you had your [ __ ] on actually take damage him multiple times with a sword

While we wait for this dumb [ __ ] to get back do you guys want to see my frog my brother Christ would have never died I was at half me and Lon are the only ones who are like gued out here I have a frog wait I want to see I literally a

Disney princess guys that’s true okay you know what that’s true you’re the odd one out Michael wait this is just like that one time in South Park remember that one time we were all dressed up and Michael came in like Jeans oh man okay play the music all right everybody wait I need to mute the there we Go put the [ __ ] gun down God damn it why are you always armed and dangerous I don’t understand everyone the Drop this [ __ ] goes really Hard No put the [ __ ] bombs away no don’t [ __ ] kill him I’m why can’t we listen to one song without death I don’t understand he pul he pulled the bomb out it scared Me It’s mistletoe Hello Michael are you mad at me what are you are you mad me okay making sure making sure fine Jesus Christ okay I actually like the goldberries there I just been stuck on that one time a nice still hung up on that I wish there was like a way to stop him from

Growing though no it’s funny it’s it’s fine okay okay I have anxiety you’re Fine is this the same it’s bumping exactly other side goes [ __ ] crazy we need to get that’s my that’s one of my other favorites kind of sounds like a Cel is that in trail ruins or something yeah yeah I’ve I’ve never even seen one of those in game is this what happens at

Mft Party happen to we dance around it like a Zebo yeah wait everybody has to everybody has to get in the middle and do on little Dance no I’m I’m high as [ __ ] right now whoa slay holy [ __ ] oh he he’s going no one’s ever [ __ ] twerked that hard that was a Record get us in here wait bomb whoa whoa whoa no Michael’s dance is just blowing it up hey [Laughter] no may we got put the there we go theide last one yeah you you got the you got the end yeah yeah yeah gazebo party yeah let’s [ __ ] go why is there a penis

No i’ got I’ve got to keep AK from the party [ __ ] head also just because of that this uh Peninsula gained a name I didn’t get the head so it doesn’t even matter Michael I didn’t even get actually goes way [Applause] harder pain Peninsula you know what else is the pain

Peninsula flid okay I thought that was going to go somewhere else what no I’m a pure gorl okay wait Landon did you get grave robbing is disabled with that that’s [ __ ] hilarious wait what you can have grave robbing that’s funny but definitely don’t turn that on don’t do that bro why

Is nuran such a [ __ ] Chad he’s just singing my way in chat now bro where where is Michael’s head I killed him just for that and I didn’t even get it what the [ __ ] uh Kyle got it here I have an extra I’m pretty sure here just come

Downstairs okay you know this is fine I hit a immediately there you go we’re going back home we’re with our original plans wait where’d you go where’d you go I’m downstairs what’s our original plans I forgot we’re going to go mining y thank you I an extra one kill I killed

Him a couple times I’m just sad I didn’t get the one that says SL by we literally partied all day on uh yes now I go to the Gazebo I look into the sunset and Vlog off awesome real real real awesome ow no you [ __ ] are you trying to get

Landed [ __ ] off you’re dying no you’re [ __ ] dead you’re dead why have I been forced to engage in combat I just want to leave time what Landon why well that’s him eating something yeah it’s over yeah go [ __ ] yourself buddy you thought you pull a fast one on

Me like Michael did yeah kill yourself yeah do that why do I have them also you had way too much trust in me Landon not to [ __ ] shoot you with a bow with an instant damage Arrow you’re just a bad person no I’m a funny person I need torches

Hey Bubby yeah don’t worry we’re we’re preparing for the Expedition just sitting in your boat not even moving I can’t even this is [ __ ] hang on [ __ ] just happened I I was stuck I’m going to enchant some wait take your boat back no leave me I want to look off

Into the sunset and log off let me have my cinematic ending to my 7 and a half hour [ __ ] stream okay I will I promise I will not be a [ __ ] this time all right where you going well this one will be leave leave my home I’m leaving whatever you want

Enchant I have to come back because I have to get my [ __ ] ratio all right uh I’m G to be honest love both of these enchantments really soon you got you Got you have to actually wait for the Minecraft sunet to happen no I don’t I don’t have to wait for [ __ ] you ruined my Sunset moment there was a Sunset and then you tried to kill me it was already night it was at least a Sunrise it’s close enough

Uhuh all right this is uh this is the the final curtain as Frank Sinatra said I think this will be the last one that I I did it the final curtain yaho my friend all right I’ll say it clear I’ll State my case of which I’m certain my way