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Yo moose somebody get yourself some daycare moose on it backfist most book t-shirts and plushies at www.aceboostskill.com now the whole entire story is currently on a 30 off sale i made to the last five i know i’m gonna win you’ll have to get past me first

Too easy man you’re talking to a master ninja here it shouldn’t be much longer until i win the match so just us left hope you’re just ready to lose whatever i can be without even trying get ready what um what’s happening here what just happened no i was so close to winning man

What just happened what’s going on this is so dumb i can’t believe we lost because of some stupid glitch all right just just gotta be like doing something with the internet connection again uh i hope it’s not messing around trying to steal cable from another dimension again

Remember the last time we tried to pull it off wants to see like a reality show from a universe where everybody’s like a different kind of orange i don’t know appreciate to the choir bro whatever bro just go home bro but do you want to meet

Up tomorrow to play some more you got it glitches aren’t even gonna save you this time yeah right like i even need saving from you see you around bro i think i know what you’re gonna say what happened yesterday my computer still isn’t working i can’t play games

Or anything i think someone hacked us man maybe it was that last guy in the match it could be i don’t know maybe like jeff would you know who it is or something why would jeff know i don’t know it’s a weird like technology guys so he might

Know him i guess we could try to ask him it won’t make a difference if he doesn’t know oh boy what is it now what do you mean whenever you come in here you want something from me whether it’s some weird device to make or some device i already have well we’re just

Kind of wondering if you like if you know someone and uh we just need help figuring out who they are and nothing else that’s about it man oh cool good i don’t know him we haven’t even said anything yet fine what do you know about him they

Hiked the computer bro and some like weird creepy shadow guy popped up with some like royalty-free music playing was it like creepy music it was more like a calm music or something but it really messed up the whole mood of everything man i i didn’t know if i was supposed to

Be scared or if it was supposed to be happening i don’t get it man there’s just so many mixed signals oh no what is it if they can hack like that but with such terrible taste and atmospheric choices and such intense lack of common sense there’s only one person it could be

Who is it zorgo they’re a group of hackers i ticked off a while ago this guy must be coming for revenge on me i guess for some reason he thinks i actually care if he ruins your stuff that’s a bit harsh why are they mad at you oh i did something terrible

Something unspeakable i could never speak of it all right oh final speak of it just stop interrogating me well we weren’t okay okay i already told you i would tell you everything but shush long ago me and him were close not really close but we were roommates who didn’t despise each other’s

Existence so we took that as what it was and one day i went on netflix i started watching some of my favorite shows and he walked in jeff what are you doing i was just watching some movies but you’re on my account oh no i forgot to switch back to my account

He was getting recommended for shows he didn’t like and he stopped seeing as many shows that he would potentially like in his suggestions now he’s missed out on countless series that he could have seen earlier it was tough why could he just find them and then

Watch them later on have you seen the internet avoiding spoilers is impossible and he’s a hacker so it’s not like he can just unplug the binge death parade so is there like a way we can fix the computers possibly he must be the leader of zorgo and they use their skills to

Win online games we just have to beat them why they even do that who knows cameras are weird sometimes how are we supposed to beat him with hacking they usually participate in a weekly game tournament and we’re gonna use their tactics against them are you gonna like use intense hacking abilities to break

Into the game and then erase this whole entire team so they like instantly lose no what no what no no i’m gonna build a machine to make us into ai so we can go into the game itself and if we die in the game do we respond that’s comforting it’ll be fine don’t

Worry so much just let me do my thing and here we are what is this man it’s a more advanced version of a vr headset what makes it more advanced have you been listening just put it on Whoa this actually doesn’t look that very different these are some pretty good graphics hey jeremy look what i can do where’d you go we have smoke bombs all right calm down that alone isn’t going to help we are dealing with hackers so we need to become hackers

And i’ll teach you how later everyone run what are we running to how should i know i don’t play these games everyone come here Oh that was close to me i i thought i was gonna get shot or something we need a way to protect ourselves how do we do that Look what’s that it’s a nexus point they should give us an advantage against the hackers now let’s go They’re gonna find us shh watch this I guess it didn’t really make sense to say watch this That was a very family-friendly dude it’s a video game it’s not like i actually hurt them he does have a point look out for anything that seems out of place it might be a nexus point all right Ow i thought it was like a nexus point well why that even hurt you punched a log so naturally it hurt so why did you make it so we can’t feel pain oh and why do you expect me to think of every detail just don’t punch something unless

You’re completely sure it doesn’t belong here what about that Whoa look at this Did you do that now we can’t use it i don’t think it would go that far but i think it’s got like some special abilities or something definitely on special abilities ah that might be really useful let me look at it no way get your old man fine whatever

Just try to learn how to use it before you break something Is there something around here that we’re supposed to do this is battle royale but there’s like nothing specific yet to do other than survive and kill everyone else how is that entertaining don’t question it just play the game fine whatever uh jeff is this supposed to be helpful

Huh doesn’t look much like a nexus point are there things like this in the game i’m the master of this and i don’t think that i’ve even seen one before maybe What is that thing what is it you need oh i think that nexus point was used to add an ai to the game like a summon so it’s supposed to help us now i think so maybe not were they trying to sneak up on us i smell more of them nearby

You must run i will stay behind and guard you well i’m gone that’s upsetting i kind of like you man you’re awesome maybe we will meet again daddy bye so what do we do now well we just need to finish off everyone and wait until the match is over

So how many more people are there i don’t know we should keep looking for more ways to hack and get the upper hand all right i think i found something whoa what what happened i can see everything I think i see through the walls now does that mean oh yeah your boy here bro he has wax i think someone’s coming Did they capture jeff’s monster it looks like it we gotta go save it but it’s surrounded by hackers we need to beat them anyway and the monster can help us it protected us just a minute ago i think jeremy’s right on this one he can help us I’ll go free it you guys try to distract everyone all right come on man I can’t come with you i finished my task what but we still need you find the glowing point it’s how you’ll escape this will help you Thanks everyone i know what to do so what do we do now Moose hand me your spear What was that that should have fried the hacker’s network they shouldn’t be able to access anything for a while now does that mean we won It looks like we won yeah we did it that’s oddly convenient i think it’s time for us to go home now now that the hacker’s network is down we should be able to use the computers that’s right let’s go check it out man i can’t wait to play again bro i i mean

I just lived in the game but that was still so fun what a cow banned count has been terminated due to hacking what no man i can’t play my game right now man i have to make a new account later it’s a long story but i guess i don’t

Have much to do right now well yesterday when i was playing someone hacked into my computer and they locked me out so we went to jeff and they took us inside the game and then we had smoke bombs but like we forgot about those and they probably like you know

Would have helped a lot [Applause] Bye