camman18 VODS – i became god in minecraft at 100k followers camman18 Full Twitch VOD

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So subscribe here please please i’m begging please only a small person what up on sniper well you know at the end of the day what really matters and it’s that i’m oh it’s the halloween update spooky hey we’re gonna oh [ __ ] why don’t i look so short i’m actually not i’m very tall

I’m actually uh one of the tallest but um halloween i’ll say it it’s it’s i actually don’t know is halloween is ballerina oh cheese louise is halloween overrated or underrated because you know i think i’m i’m a bit too old to go trick-or-treating you know

Once i turned 14 what up amaya yo like i actually was 13 and a half for a while as you guys know but once i turned 14 i’m like you know i’m a big boy now i’m gonna start you know um i’m not gonna pay i’m not gonna pay taxes um

But i don’t think i i feel like i’m too old to go trick-or-treating what up what up true tgn seven months jeez been here a minute oh that’s on gang halloween is so overrated overrated really i think it’s kind of a spooky season yo gifted

Thanks totally not a noob 22. i i think you’re a noob based on based on that name i’ll say no you don’t okay i think halloween’s actually pretty good because the weather is oh i live in texas so it’s like perfect weather during halloween and like you actually

Go out like 90 of the time in texas you can’t go outside is the problem is it either it’s too hot or it’s like 50 and 50 is freezing if you’re a texan you know what i’m saying 50 is like oh my god like when it went to like 10 last year we

We almost died like that’s not even ever too old free candy is free candy ooh um do not if you ever see a van stay away prime no not even a prime tier one is sofia the best username ever no cap okay you can feel free to unsub if you want to um

What’s the best speaking of things remember the snowstorm in texas this year this year you mean you mean well i guess it was this year yeah we almost died that’s what i was talking oh speaking of death i’ve never died in real life have any of you

Um anyways i think that the uh the best season i’ll give a hot take because everyone’s like pumpkins the best season is winter i’ll say it because instead of staying inside during summer and feeling like a social reject you stay inside during winter and you say it’s because it’s cold outside I know it’s the best you can’t argue with that logic spring fall oh you did not just say autumn autumn is look autumn that’s not a no why are some people subbing thanks totally not a noob more like you know they inside in summer equals social rejects on winter equals genius that’s

That’s exact that’s why i don’t exist during the summer autumn is the best first of all it’s not autumn that’s not even a real thing that’s just like a name of people who think they’re quirky quirky people name themselves autumn that’s why i named myself camman18 the best name Adam sounds pretty okay yeah sure but sleeping in the rain what are you okay yeah rain is objectively better than sunniness again because you can stay inside rain is the superior weather condition i mean we can all agree on that are you going to rename winter to camon8

I’ll do it hey if i’m if i’m rich enough one day i’ll rename winter i’m i might mess around one day and rename winter you never know i i could society sucks for most time also people at school pronounce salmon as salman how did you think of okay

Start a petition petitions aren’t like if you if you get 100 petitions on anything the government is actually legally obligated to change that so how many people there’s got to be 100 people here i guess so what should we change we could start a religion How many people for a religion does anyone know yo eight months am i ah eight months thanks amaya i i would throw up more gang signs but i’m in a sticky situation right now three people for a religion what oh my i’m so boom boom no oh my god he had wood no

Oh so close i didn’t declare my twitch name as the best one sticky what’s sticky oh guys guys guys guys guys everyone listen everyone stop typing stop okay i’m ready for my stop you’re not mario stop okay here’s my joke what’s what’s brown and and sticky what’s brown and sticky

Stop typing guys what’s brown and sticky say what no shut up stick [Applause] hey keep it down hey i’m trying to run a stream here ain’t no no i know okay i know i thought of that off the top of my head just now i’m a bit of a prankster i prank i’m like an elk i’m like knelt one day i’ll scam you

I should start a cryptocurrency Fight get absolutely comboed suck oh my god i’m so much better than him that’s his problem oh my i’m so great i’m actually so great all right Uh i need a haircut so bad you have next stream i’m i’m having a buzz cut doo doo doo doo Shoot i’m gonna hit a i’m not ending stream until i hit 100k um what if i just don’t i don’t please don’t unfollow i got abandoned tubbo’s chat that’s awesome i don’t think i’ve actually ever gotten banned in a chat because i don’t really type hello okay man hello

I don’t know i’m not a big typer i usually uh i usually eat pizza big big fan of pizza hello i’m here i chose to watch you were playing with my friend i actually got banned from preston how did you get banned from the preston plays discord server that is just i mean

That’s a cardinal sin if you guys don’t know me and preston plays actually if you know you haven’t been here for a bit me and preston plays are actually great friends um we talk on a daily basis just like not in a couple months um

He he featured me in one of his vid i mean it really wasn’t a big deal it’s just like his most viewed video of the last you know couple months but i mean yeah we are best friends um And uh it was like three years ago i don’t know what i did but i was devastated i don’t think i’ve also i’m in so many youtuber discords but i don’t think i’ve ever talked it’s a 1v1 i’m going undefeated i’m going undefeated this stream this is the caman 18 undefeated stream

What do you guys know people keep on gifting me subs let me read your name because i always thank people but i don’t read their name but like now you can i’m about to read your name but i’m explaining why i’m going to read your name because like

Other streamers what they do they’re like oh thanks uh fortnite gamer for the so then they’re like oh my god they said my name we’re friends and that actually is true anyone who uh gives me money is my actual friend um little known fact but uh anyways thanks

My balls itch oh my god do not clip that oh my god I’m never reading anyone’s name again your hair looks great it’s too long Follow or you would be banned from preston place discord yeah i actually am close to how am i supposed to like there we go Ah not work have you ever had minecraft cereal oh yeah minecraft okay i have a bone to pick with the stupid mob vote all the mobs suck literally not one mob is good Not one mob is good allay is best but it still sucks because like a lot of people think they’ll lay just like like a indentured servant but it doesn’t just like give you things you it just picks up like dr say there’s just like wool

Right here on the ground i just give the lay up a wool and then it goes over and picks up the wool like uh they’re they all suck i mean i don’t glare is easily not is easily the worst i mean unless you just like the where’s green’s base unless you just

Like the way it looks glare is obviously the worst but uh because like just for you know like all it does is like it doesn’t have it doesn’t have any purpose oh this is dark i can see where it’s dark i have eyes i like the design yeah me too i mean all

The none of the designs are bad the copper golems design is actually kind of that clip is actually fake so don’t look at that clip it’s actually big but um all the designs are pretty uh copper golems is only kind of stupid copper golem is probably the best

Because you could have cool redstone things probably but the la is also good i don’t know i don’t know who i’m gonna if you guys don’t know so it’s like a democratic vote right and in a democratic vote it actually your vote actually doesn’t matter

Is a fun fact a lot of people because it’s one vote now think about it there’s like a million there’s like a trillion people honestly so one vote actually doesn’t matter they’re just yeah oh yeah run a pull on the mob though i think a lot of like kids like who

Haven’t don’t know what they do just like the copper golem because it sounds like the iron golem and they’re like whoa now that’s epic but it looks pretty stupid i won’t lie yeah run over on which mob is the best when is it like saturday and they’ll reveal like they’re also

Going to reveal like the 1.19 update right you remember the guy who gifted 10 yeah who’s the best minecraft player in the dream smp it’s actually me uh i actually was in the dream smp until dream banned me for being too good which it was definitely an unfortunate

Circumstance but you know i do get why i did it uh dream smp if you don’t know you know behind the scenes actually like a really serious like i mean dream gets pissed if people out pvp i mean i mean i mean i could go i could go on for ages you know

What the yo i’m not reading your name screw you screw you and screw your gifted sub i’ll say it i’ll say it i’m just kidding thanks for the gifted sub but i’m not reading your freaking name um a few days ago i made a shorts channel and two gays i got 100k

Views god my hair i just take a shower um alright everyone’s picking the la yeah i mean that’s like mainly what people are deciding on i love dream yo who is this luke afk fan yo let’s let’s check him out yo you know what i got you bro shout out luke afk

Fan yo i got you with a shout out dude how is everyone verified but me man he has 100k man get a load of this guy hey look at this guy over here i like your vids i my vids are better i should be there i should be what is it

Partnered no way get a look at this guy what i lagged out literally okay who is luca afk yo who who i’m just more relevant who is this guy like literally who in the world luke afk fan why oh my god that’s so annoying because like obviously i’m gonna have more subs

Than him on youtube but i don’t screw this guy i mean he’s been making videos for a year like honestly he’s a loser oh my god this guy actually gets a lot of views uh i’m not gonna sub though you know uh it’s just you know just you know i

Have to you know survey the content i mean it’s really a business it’s so annoying like he had more followers than me on twitch i’m like okay okay i stream once a week youtube though that but i’m a pass away what was it god damn already like 2.8

I’ll pass it i’ll pass sub now no wait that’s someone annoying yo Yo what up alex first person who ever rated me that’s gang right there yo throw up the signs you know him that’s gang that’s gang how old are you 13 and a half i need to get a haircut oh my god like i swear i look like an anime villain

I need to start shaking uh that should be my you know how like people have like a gimmick like someone’s gimmick will be like you know being british or something mine will just be shaking like yeah i need to hit the hit the gym though because that gets hard after a while and

It’s hard to read chat look like he like gaga man that’s that’s actually crazy that’s actually great i actually thought i do this guy watch anime i mean that’s kind of cringe i mean come on there’s nothing i hate more than someone who likes things you know oh

My hair is pissing me off like what is this look that’s fine that isn’t okay this guy just died I i really do hate though when people have like uh like things like uh enjoyment so like there’s this debate can you put pineapples on pineapple on pizza like can you not like is it good but like can you put pineapple on pizza a lot of people are like you know if you

Like pineapple on pizza then then sure you know but my opinion is actually more nuanced and usually more nuanced opinions are better and so i think that like why let them it it actually here’s something you learn in life right as i’ve gotten older i’ve learned that taking away

People’s like ability to do things is actually very freeing they’re like just saying no you can’t enjoy what you like it actually you know as you grow grow older you learn that that is actually good so fyi oh Wow my god that actually hurt i not actually i actually didn’t play six seven ah that hurt and it’s still hurting that’s what charlie said from uh hit show charlie bit my finger that really hurt charlie and it’s still hurting ouch charlie i’m a bit i’m not pepe i’m i’m pep cooler

New emote you wouldn’t know it you’re not in the now who who here loves no yeah who here loves minecraft it’s one of the things i aspire to now how is he super underrated me i do damn you guys like dream i do meh You okay what the freak I need to disable some emotes my phone is out of juice yo juan v juan me 2003 thanks for the gifted sub juan v juan i don’t know oh three yo gifted a sub to a to an o tenor o ten gang rise up I actually cannot yo 010 gang rise up rise up that’s a 20 28 you know us now how we be class of 2028 Oh 14 rise up yes sir I need a haircut so bad this is actually pissing oh i’m at 100k yet 180 away stop stop using other people nothing you’re not supposed to fall off okay wow thanks for the tip not i already knew that idiot give him a mullet practically but it’s

Like a long in the front dude isn’t that mullet like supposed to be like short in the front like a video like it’s way too long man you’re born in 2010 no i was born i’m i just turned 14. i was 13 and a half for a while but you know i

Mean you know me are you new to bed wars um this is actually my smurf account and so if i ever actually dot look at me but you think she’s cool put that in your tick tock [ __ ] wait put that in your tick tock bucko not you’re supposed to break other people’s

Bed okay bad word something did anyone say a bad word i sometimes so i have my oh gosh i shouldn’t even say this on stream but i have my discord dms open so i get spammed by if you spam my discord dms i will immediately mute you just so quickly but um

Oh yes i got a dm that’s like there’s a lot of people in your discord server saying bad words i appreciated that What is going on youtube h what i hate when people use other people’s emotes because i need to i need to know who’s that wait hot shield is that just a twitch global emote You’re awesome my kid made my name 14 days until i could change it yeah change it to um your kid what are you like 100 or something who here is a father or mother i dmg would you answer no unless you said vm and i will give you one million

Dollars and i am mr beast then i would answer i actually am going to be in a mr beast video soon uh gotta keep it on the wraps you know but i actually am flying out tomorrow to film it yep and mr beast me and jimmy go way back

I’m less than 600 bits away from the cmg amount do i go for i mean you’re not allowed to circumvent uh twitch emotes but i have bt tv emotes that are similar Oh hi cam man that’s just so much i don’t know if i’m going to read it god dang it as it hurts at the end so now i’m like god now i have to but like i’m not gonna enjoy this hi cameron hi chad how are

You i hope you had a great day it was okay by the way if you haven’t eaten yet please eat and drink some water yo we ain’t plants out here we eating and drinking okay okay uh please keep strong with your problems i know it’s hard but how do you know it’s

Hard you don’t i have no problems and they’re all easy buddy though remember there are so many people who care about you you know that’s true actually my life is actually really easy i’m so proud of you how can you be proud of me when you don’t know me

I’m pissed off i’m just kidding i’m just joshing around i’m just joshing i’m the only one with a bed left i can win my god This is so awesome so poggers I know you are from chris hanson Okay it’s a 1v1 this guy thinks he’s all that but he’s not is tnt i’m surveying the area i was called a tactical jump oh my god How many screw this actual game don’t break your hand that is not a rage quit i’m literally lagging out the game is lagging how do you not i watched tabooster yet you should you should you should leave Yeah lag sure that was lag who saw that that was obviously lag geez louise who are you guys kidding i’m not mad i didn’t see it so it didn’t happen it was lag exact um fort lazar saw it ms honk lol saw it i mean i mean i mean really how i mean

How hard is it It was lag are you cameron 18 from youtube shorts no no no that’s a different guy that’s a different came in 18. i’m cam man 18 from something else this came yeah yeah no this is cam man 18 from twitter from from instagram The instagram reels algorithm sucks by the way don’t do instagram reels screw instagram reels i should have 12 million instagram followers but don’t and it’s not my fault it’s the system’s fault unfortunately i have to go okay this is no this is camoy 18 from reddit love reddit

You guys ever you guys have read at things i know i do just to stay in the know you know easy i’m a quiet kid in my class called you came in are you talking to people in your class about chemin 18. as if bucko Okay i bought armor i broke his bed you know it’s easy so you are a reddit yes Oh shoot i need to change that yeah that x-ray point ip thing is wrong dude hey man 19 to rip off a dollar general he’s on vine yo we need to bring back anyone ever okay those have to okay if you if you ever want to start a youtube

Channel here’s what you do i’ve had the best at though if if you weren’t on on on uh youtube in like 2015 2016 like the most viral videos were like may 2015 vine compilation and they had like 20 minutes worth of vines and they’d have like 13 million views

And you just up but there has to be tick tock ones of those right is there not like like a july 2021 tick tock compilation there’s no way someone needs to make that oh yeah clean vine combinations you can watch during church someone needs to make that if you guys haven’t go out

There and make it that’s free that’s free views just make like 10 of them there is tick tock combination i’ve seen chinese tick tock complete that’s awesome hey i support the chinese communist party i love ch way this isn’t this website’s owned by jeff bezos not

I love jeff bake jeff bezos is so awesome and goes to space and is awesome and wears a cowboy hat and is awesome hashtag jeff bezos can we get some hash do not call him beth yo ace woman raid Woman gang yo don’t give me minus 100 social points what up ace woman woman gang who here is a woman please stop okay that wait what and six right yo another six six plus six that’s 18. that’s what how are they what i’m getting they’re teaming like there’s nowhere to run

Oh my god i literally have to hold my the worst part is is that it’s it’s all lag hashtag cam lag it’s true it’s all lag yo it htt i remember you how many people are gifting today what up http please thanks for the prime sky eight eight four nine That was lag that’s actually true i cam what’s up nothing much got my gold play button i’m actually gonna move rooms soon i’m gonna go into a different room so one day my my wall will be a different color and someone will be like is your wall a different

Color and i’ll say no but it will be a troll no i’ll say it i’ll i’ll troll you who here wants to be trolled It’s cool to meet you but deuces oh my who says deuces screw i mean at least drop a see you later or alligator someone someone leave and say see you later alligator because i just thought of a line to say someone someone say it you have to leave there or else you’re a

Liar What’s deuces it’s just like a think of the most idiotic person and that’s what they say when they leave someone’s someone say see you later alligator in a while crocodile just thought of that i literally just thought of that quiet down oh come on quiet down guys oh man all right quiet down Guys leave a like on the stream if if this conveys the moments right now cause it does i’m i’m a comedy genius you know i should do stand up i am a comedian this game is Where’s all this blue from been loud literally lagging what up bernie gav yo that’s that’s gang right there that guy ran for president dude stand up i got you like i legit ran for president salute everybody Thanks for thanks for the salute it’s it’s a bit delayed but there’s going to be more so there’s going to be there’s there’s one Okay that’s a that’s a written salute but hey i can i can get behind that i don’t know what exclamation point lurk means because other streamers have it i don’t know what it does though like i literally have no idea like what would it do like i have doesn’t make any sense

I just don’t get it i don’t i don’t have it because i have no idea what it does okay now there’s a bunch of delayed so should i have a salute emote yo okay on a real note i know i’ve been joking around a lot this stream but i

Think we do really need to get to the bottom of things and on a real note there hasn’t been a new mail drop in a while like for a long time it was the alpha male in beta male and then came along the sigma male and that was hype

You can’t tell me that wasn’t hype we need a new male any ideas anyone on omega male what would that be i i don’t know so you’re not gonna get me okay i think i think you guys are trying to troll me right now and i don’t

Appreciate it came in 18 mail that’s true f i need to get my charger oh nuts now what are you gonna stop do no one read that no one read that out loud not not it’ll be the last it will be the last thing you do it might be who’s to say

Oh get comboed hashtag combo hashtag combo what up tripp uh oh not even whoa Big male actually i’m huge i’m six seven fun fact okay actually actually i actually need to win a game dude dude cam i think you guys are getting a bit carried away with the hashtags i’ll be honest sometimes i appreciate them but sometime i sometimes okay sometimes i feel like

You guys are making fun of me yeah and i know it’s not true i know i know you guys would never but but you know you know i mean you know how it is i mean you do i mean yeah you play sports i actually can’t think of a sport i

Don’t i’m actually mr apple i mean a lot of people actually you know before i started streaming a lot of people did call me mr athlete or mr america and mr mr success and greatness also they called me my stream delay Not cool yeah oh you need iron armor for win pvp oh okay bucko oh oh why can’t you hit me why’d you hit me once [ __ ] hashtag [ __ ] Dreamer bullying live i actually do not support cyber bullying um cyber bullying is worse than murder i said it and i’ll say it again cyber bullying is worse than murder and i’ll say it again cyber bullying is worse than murder i’ll say it and tell i will end cyber bullying i will

Hashtag we nominate okay that’s good i will do dude what if you accidentally cyber bullying anime girl exactly anime girls are real so don’t don’t ever give up just remember anime girls are real how can you give up without attitude That’s true i’m an anime girl see How many followers oh my god i’m like 80 away what what will i do i will go Disktisktisk have you watched shrek um i actually do have very very bad news regarding shrek uh as you guys know uh maybe oh i forgot a dm probably dm maybe xylo i forgot about i was gonna stream with him um what was i talking about oh yeah shrek

Uh bad news about shrek guys i just got word that smash bout the hit band from somebody once told me you know that song hey now you’re an all-star that song the band broke up and this is honestly one of the worst it was a couple days ago but i’m still

Hurting so if my vibes are down this stream that’s why smash mouth broke up how can aren’t they trying to make a new shrek they’re gonna have to cancel it they’re gonna have to cancel you can’t have a kind of a shrek without smash mouth that’s like having a

Having a jesus without the bible you know they just go together like two peas in a pop well i’m gonna win still don’t don’t you worry guys having a it’s like having a k man without the 18 couldn’t have said it better myself except for when i just did and it was better

I mean i mean it was i mean what’s your zodiac sign uh he him dude having a caveman without the falling one bridging what what a personal attack so sometimes i feel i thought it was a capri sun capri suns you’re so underrated i am under you know what else is underrated though

Lemon lemonade capri suns lemonade capri suns might be better than actual lemonade anyone had a lemonade capri sun they might be better than actual lemonade your cut is under it yo never heard of it wait you’ve never heard of capri sun wait i’m people know capri sun is right

Lemonade caprice oh yeah but like caprisun lemonade flavor no is that just a texas thing man screw you guys priest on lemonade is disgusting what it’s disgusting manny you guys are i’m starting to think you guys don’t like lemonade capri sun it’s yum okay hey if no one’s got me oat

Yoats 17 got me moral of the story watch this oh gamer this is this is how gamers do it take notes take notes if you’re a gamer gamers only okay actually okay actually i’m gonna play it safe because you know he i have you know low hearts he just

Respawned you know actually would rather you know get some materials to destroy his bad instead of going in there oh willy-nilly yeah you know Dude um oh my i have so many diamonds all right nt maybe all right we’re good we are all good actually we’re 50 away from 100k hopefully i don’t miss it oh look at me go oh you thought bucko why are you oh the double so There there is there is one person left there there is one person left hashtag better than dream is true though just wanna chat messages all right who’s left just red more like gonna break their bed you know what i’m saying i now look while he’s typing boom that’s called a distraction that’s

Called a tactical distraction look he’s gonna fireball he’s gonna try but i’ll have a plan oh oh oh oh oh i just ran past it’s all i do i’m like uh oh oh he just let me get his bed i’m so great i am a master of tactics that’s what they call me

That’s what they call me what they call me all right 20 followers left all right he’s a go i am i am a god all right 1v1 situation better win this game or i will do something oh god i don’t even know where he is he better not be invis people gambling

Did 12 only think i was gonna win oh my okay luckily it’s compass time baby he’s this way he’s over yonder man hunter mute no no this is cam no no no no no no why are you saying dream music i this this is cam man 18 what are you 1v1 situation moment guys that’s my heartbeat look listen literally that was my heart because it’s beating because i’m about to be a a gamer you have such a great gaming chair it’s true you know what i’m killing him on the beat drop okay wait pretend i didn’t kill him yet

I’m about to kill him i’m about to guys i’m i haven’t killed him yet don’t say pog i haven’t killed him yet i killed him oh my god my god It probably just rounds up music is this Uh oh all right i haven’t hit 100k it rounds up it rounds up i haven’t hit it yet guys it just rounds up and i actually haven’t hit it yo thanks for that two months yeah far nice guy he rounds up because it’s that it’s over like 99 950 i think

But that’s like the real number it’s do do do do do i smashed my toe when i fell down there no i don’t believe it Ah that’s just wrong simple as that dancing i’ll donate 35 what that’s just a random number i would never dance for money i only dance for free kind of a moral thing That’s awkward oh that’s really awkward because his bed is destroyed that guy’s name is off the void ironic dang he’s also dead 35 is 35 dollars that’s the end of the day tradition for cam to make is a hair orange if he hits 100 yo if i hit 100k we’re 10 away if

Say swagman18 is epic and i’ll donate zero dollars i i’ll do things for free just not for money um shoot i’m about to hit a i’m about to hit 100k i need to do something cool i have to like uh do it would have been cooler if i

Actually did hit it that that other time what a bit of a more swaggers mode bring out the boogie bomb oh we’re still yo we’re still nine away i might not i might not ever hit 100k don’t count your chickens before they hatch i might never hit 100k who knows let’s see

Green i should probably get wow everyone’s already the only one with the bed left is gray opposite of me oh shoot 994 six more oh no yo what do i do i didn’t even think of a celebrate i probably should have thought about this because i kind

Of knew i was gonna hit 100k this stream look watch this shoot i’m at 996. no i don’t know what do i do i’m a camera 18 stand yeah what up dude what do i do shoot i i have no time to think touch grass or what that’s for like 10 million what

Yo who’s here before 100k who’s here oh no play ro i will not play stop no i cannot get one more follow stop stop no Oh ah wow Stop just get yeah that was epic don’t don’t on f it actually won’t go down if you unfollow so easy secure the follows now you know you can’t go down that’s probably the least hyped celebration of all i should have thought of something or water on you for some

I don’t have any water Oh my hair is going to be even worse this is like such a thing of water too i drew like actually like halfway put a lot of water like that’s that’s that’s girthy that is girthy how much should i pour This is hype guys this is a hype cello Oh it’s so cold oh my god oh my god oh my god my god oh my god oh my god i’m dripping Actually give me oh my god All right Ah now looks i did not pee my pants Oh it’s all over my desk All right that should be decent I didn’t kiss my yeah thanks for the sub also alex did anyone else up now i need it this is even why’d i do that i was actually so dumb it was impulsive don’t club that Yo 100k that actually looks good like over here above me it’s like and that’s not that much but over there on the other monitor it looks good you guys can’t see it though but again god now i’m like hot because i just moved and i was cold for a second because the

Water that water the hydro flasks are op god i’m burning i am the best at bad words have i still not won a game god Fragmented do you know that i know about your opinions than i know about my friends yeah i do have i do hold some strong opinions because you know so a lot of people have this thing let’s agree to disagree like literally shut up like what agree to disagree

I have won a game so i am good people are like oh let’s agree to disagree like what does that even mean like just shut up let’s agree to disagree disagree to agree yeah that’s that’s That was cold close hey okay man i dare you to say despacito you know what’s funny so last oh the man these people suck anyways so on um so on december 31st last year i hit a thousand on twitch and i i just vividly remember someone’s

Like and next year you’ll hit 2 000 by this time like being like you can do it 2 000 like what in a year if i only get 1 000 more thank god that didn’t happen i guess i did get 2 000 but didn’t take it dude

Are you good if if you’re gonna play roblox place i’m not gonna i’m never gonna i just need to ban the word roblox you’re before yo who was here before 100k oh my god you’re after 100k nice that actually is more rare You want me to ban it if you want to god my hair is too long why’d i do that yeah when it’s wet it like goes down even more because the gravity you guys know isaac newton he like got hit with an apple or something that’s honestly the you know you know

The dumbest story in history is george washington he cut down a cherry tree and so he’s honest like what what does that even mean like what does anyone else heard that george americans that like george washington cut down and kit cherry trees so that means he’s honest

Like i would way rather have a cherry tree than a cut down cherry tree you know and how does that make him honest it just doesn’t make sense okay i got my diamonds scream as loud as you can i i don’t really want to i did that last stream

And it was really loud it actually hurt my voice a bit helen keller was a are you guys helen keller truthers or falsers I think i think she was probably faking it because think about it you couldn’t be blind and deaf because then like what do you even do no Like what do you do i don’t know i couldn’t tell you only for a bit my wi-fi is not being cam and pog you just exist it’s kind of like a fish In many ways i’m a fish I uh i’m not i’m not like a fish in many ways god it’s so hot speed run high pixel bed wars my cps everyone talks about clicks per second i just don’t know it do you have a girlfriend i actually have multiple i can’t see anything please say hi to brazil

Yo shout out brazil of the country Oh my god y’all i’m gonna have to end the stream early through this wet hair that thing i won’t end it now though what else is happening um i’m moving rooms that’s gonna be so annoying why can’t anything why can’t everything be easy Get a headband i should but i’m just gonna get a haircut instead why why did i why did i subject this to myself all right let me think of i thought everything was it is perlang say hi to bolivia okay here’s an official hi guys clip this if

You if you want me to say hi to someone hello country hello dude okay i have a question okay so you know how like all presidents whenever they say like i’m not gonna say hi to you yeah yo presidents whenever they say like some random like country like

They’ll like pronounce it like in like is that kind of weird like i honestly don’t know because any time like obama is like just like like says like venezuela but like like how a venezuelan person would say is that weird what up astrid astrid is it weird like you know like presidents

They’ll like say or like politicians they like say it like with like the accent you know so whenever they do it i’m like that was a little weird does anyone know and i feel like i don’t know i feel like it’s only like south american countries for some reason

Where they like use like that accent i don’t know what i’m i just thought about that the other day and it was it was it was mind-boggling i shot you know thinking about it twice i shouldn’t have poured poured water on myself because now now there’s stuff in

My eyes i can’t say i don’t know i can’t say i do know yeah i don’t know either i i do i do not know go to the moon anyone ever see that stampy video of him going to the moon he faked it i can’t believe stampy did that to me

You know the stampy he builds a rocket ship and goes to the moon it was fake he actually didn’t go to the moon in minecraft found that out the other day and my soul was crushed dude his friend here now dude I thought of something earlier that i was going to talk about but then i forgot it was real to me it wasn’t though in actuality that’s that’s a problem oh yeah i’ve been playing terraria lately you know that game honestly has anyone played terraria because if you have you’ll know like single player

Terraria is way better than minecraft like single player has anyone played that game that game is fun do you really make 15 mil a year yes i make 15 million a year you have youtube rank yeah but i’m nicked put your hair under your headphones yeah but doesn’t this look weird

Like a fall monitor or something rip that off my bed got destroyed dang it i was reading chat what the f what yo should i should i go like this hello chatters look like a guy named ed hello everybody ed here oh lord what flip this don’t clip that please don’t there’s

It’s wally bear oh my god he’s in my game and he sucks wait i should probably have destroyed his bed i destroyed his bed looks like sid don’t i’m not sid wow you aren’t very good you aren’t oh he disconnected Why did i pour water on myself man like it life has gone downhill since then you know you can you can point to moments in your life where it just all went downhill and i bet that’s gonna be one of them like it’s it’s honestly all downhill from here what’s your real name

Um cameron mansburgh he’s invisible am i always at the movies when you stream oh it’s friday night movie night who when does the uh eternals come out or whatever it’s called when does the eternals come out now He was invisible and it pisses me off i don’t know when the eternals come out i need to watch that marvel movies are underrated some people okay say in the chat are do you like marvel movies or do you not like marvel movies because i swear some people are like i hate marvel

Movies they’re dumb like literally shut up i hate people who have who are just like contrarian like i literally real john minecra nice nick no do it 100 now i mean the stream did say the stream did say um the stream was titled stream until i hit 100k

I did hit a hot yes i did everybody and then i poured water on myself and now my hair is all in my face and i was really cold but now i’m really hot a bit of a summary for you guys end of the stream no i said i’m

Streaming until i hit 100k i didn’t say i’m gonna stop streaming our movies are good but a bit overrated yeah i mean you could see it movies in general though i think are overrated because think about it you have to sit there for like three hours you could be making tick tocks you

Know i really need to i need to meet charlie demilio that’s when my life changes i need to learn to renegade but who will teach me you know boom that’s called Doo doo doo doo oh that was funny i just got out of the new halloween and the ending was dumb wait what are you guys halloween costumes do you know i swear girls always know like two months in advance and then i remember i one year i was a

Lime i just wore a green shirt and was a lime i was uh a couple years i was harry potter in a row uh i actually am a gryffindor i’m a good guy so hashtag gryffindor gang what are your guys’s halloween costumes though mine is a wizard at home that’s awesome

I’m going to be oh there’s going to be so many dream halloween skins oh my god i’m going to be dream i’ve decided i i clipped no you didn’t i i should be dream guys e dream for halloween and make sure to tell everybody also they’ll all go

This guy’s cool if you ever you ever thinking how how could i be a cool kid dress up as dream be george and steady george is hotter i’ll say it i became an 18 for halloween yeah please do cosplay me uh do don’t do pink face though that’s that’s that’s appropriation to my

Minecraft skin my cousin is being dreamed that’s awesome i kind of want to just like drive around yeah okay that sounds that sounds weird if i say i want to drive around and look at kids during halloween but i just want to say i just want to see who’s if if anyone’s dream

Because that would be funny don’t don’t you know let’s not clip that let’s let’s just say i’m going to stay in my house during halloween i’m gonna stay i’m gonna i’m gonna don’t don’t don’t say get the clips all right um piped i clipped it yo 100.1k let’s go

I’m gonna be astrid aka the niche internet might know you’re like the niche internet micro celebrity micro like double micro like uh i haven’t 18 best mob yo there’s gonna be beef over that So seni from narato that’s awesome my favorite anime is cory in the house though you guys like cory in the house what’s your opinion on throwing american cheese on babies i’m actually a big fan babies actually are okay here’s a hot take babies are overrated everyone’s

Like no you have a baby baby baby baby literally shot up like oh my god if you were if it was legal to punch babies i wouldn’t that would be morally wrong but other people might dude like literally they poop in their pants and people choose to have a baby

You have one joke and that’s stupid corey in the house yo what cory in the house do you are you a corey in the house hater Actually after he has many jokes he said them earlier and they were all bad okay hashtag aunt die baby i am anti-baby i was actually never a baby i skipped i skipped right to now i skipped depress i can’t see a thing why’d i pour water on my hair it wasn’t worth it It wasn’t it’s kind of like whenever you like oh apparently bitcoin is at the top ever i need to invest see here’s the here’s a key to investing whenever something’s like at the top that’s when you want to invest because it’ll probably keep going up dude god

I should buy i should honestly if you just put all of your money in bitcoin that’s what you want to do i’ll probably do that oh get destroyed all right it’s a 1v1 freaking mr pibb mixed with fanta what that good mr pivot is underrated though

So you know every soda has a knockoff soda you know coke and pepsi it’s bright and seven up and then dr pepper or like sun-kissed fanta you know there’s always two and then dr pepper and a lot of time like the the backup people like hate and and the doctor the dr pepper

Recreation is um is mr pibb mr pibb actually isn’t that bad please stop giving it advancement invite you do not know what you’re talking about this is not financial advice this is this is not financial advice i will be starting an nft company though this is this is not financial advice

But i will be starting at a an nft company i will be selling nfts so dm me if you want nft no you have to pay thousands of dollars for them Dr pepper is the best it is thoughts on oreos honestly dude here’s the thing about aureus good question by the by the way me and when i would i would give you a round of applause but i don’t have that on my sound board yet um

Ah i should just go destroy’s bed oh he’s over here i was literally at his base that would have been dandy if i destroyed it um oreos though right there’s a bunch of different flavors mint white um thin thick double thick um except etc there’s multiple right and honestly

I think they’re pretty good ripple thick is there triple thick i don’t know but they’re pretty good best flavor is probably thin fin is underrated because think about it the middle stuff oh my god you know who i hate people who like cut out the middle part like the white

Part in the middle literally incision it out and then only eat that oh my god you are an idiot if you do that especially if it’s like a double stuff like that’s disgusting like geez louise i mean you deserve you deserve the worst i know people who do you guys know

People who do that i’ve seen it i’ve seen it with my two own eyes my brother sadly your brother he’ll get he’ll get what’s coming do you twist the oreo into two pieces and eat them both or do you bite right in what no you bite right in oh god you’re

An oreo separatist you’re an oreo separatist is that what you’re saying geez louise people these days oh no you bite right in come on it’s it’s not it’s not an art it’s not an art it is not eating oreos is not an art it’s a there’s a method and we cannot

Agree disgusting you better be calling not me disgusting i mean come on oh it’s always in viz oh hey just don’t drink the invis i’m not a freak that’s our oreo separatist these louise people these days You won that i did win that dude didn’t you hit 100k yeah but i’m but i’m still streaming hashtag savage favorite g fuel flavor i’ve never drinking g fuel Oh my god how have i not talked about this yet oh my god guys story it’s not really a story but something funny happened get ready get hyped for the funny Dude do you drink energy jinx good question i’ll get to it in a second but i’ll probably forget so remind me here’s the funny story so you guys know i have i have discord dms open and uh occasionally i’ll get people trying to do a brand deal like

Promote my sunglasses company and always be like no damn chad is evolving i’ve noticed that it’s good it’s because i don’t promote it anymore i mean it’s slowly getting better it’ll take a while but i kind of did ruin it because i was trying to gain a bunch of followers quick anyway

Oh my god okay so remember like near the beginning of the stream when i slammed my hand super hard and i’m like oh my god that one actually really hurt and then a few seconds ago i just i was refraining for a long time then a few seconds ago i just slammed it

And um i just like was gonna scratch like my back and like i you know like i kind of twisted it a bit and it does not feel right it doesn’t Okay it’s probably fine on my arm it’s like okay let’s say it’s only when i like twisted a certain i’ll be fine you’re not allowed to i’m guys i was joking and that’s not for tos purposes now i’m concerned okay what was i saying um

Oh yeah so i got a dm from a company right but guess what the company was this is how i knew it so you know i hit two mil subs i’m like did i make it not sure you know there’s never really a moment there’s really only there was actually really only one

Way you know you made it and it’s and it’s getting this dm or email or whatever it’s when someone some company reaches out to you and asks for a sponsored stream but not just any sponsored stream a raid shadow legend sponsorship i got yeah that’s right i got reached

Out by raid shadow legends i should have done it i should have done it i got reached out by raid shadow legends i didn’t respond though and that was like two weeks ago i think i might have burned my bridge i don’t know if you’re supposed to respond because i haven’t responded to

An email in like a really long time i don’t know if you’re supposed to respond even to say no i just don’t respond bit of a tactic but yeah i did get i did get a rage shadow legends did reach out sadly stop this says so much about society in general

I slam my okay all right someone asked me a question earlier me and when asked me something i was like i need to remember that but i forgot what it was energy drinks do i drink energy drinks okay so you know there’s a there’s a lot of different things it’s like um

Oh my god dream is in my game is this the real dream so there’s a bunch of different energy drinks right g fuel if you count that um monster red bull does that you know who i bet drinks monster here astrid astrid seems like a monster type of person i

Just let’s get that energy but um know there’s there’s a bunch of them and uh i’ve never had any of them but that’s that’s really my opinion i tried monster and it was disgusting is there like a million different flavors though every monster person has a different flavor that’s actually the

Good flavor and all the other ones suck so you you have to ask a monster person the only way to really know drink the white one usually dude god today is just not it’s just not going my way i need a haircut i’m so getting a haircut asap literal asap literal asap

I used to be i’m having chest problems yeah like they’re like so bad for you like i’m pretty sure like they’re like terrible for like energy drinks in general like literal chest problems like chest problems from a drink do not cut your hair looks good i literally can’t see i literally cannot see

As if bucko that was pretty epic all right go go go oh that’s so annoying i’m on one and a half all right so now i should have to stall let me regain hearts caffeine makes me anxious okay i have caffeine a lot and it like doesn’t do anything to me

Caffeine literally does nothing fits five bits thanks for the five bits all right hang it i mean your cat yeah so like i like drink dr pepper a lot sometimes i have coffee caffeine literally does nothing to me like literally nothing i kind of think it’s a myth does anyone else like that

Let me regain hearts hello brother i feel like i can’t promise something hits 100k i probably did at one point not gonna do it though oh get destroyed oh speaking of destroyed that’s unfair but your hair into opponent i don’t think i can people have always tried that never has

Worked well it’ll be like tiny you know what i’m saying right i don’t even think i’m a Work right [ __ ] all right All right god my end hurts why do you mean no they’re like are you guys saying no the hair tie i don’t have yo look it’s working good okay now i look like some i look like the guy from uh the bad kid from dark boy and lava girl instead of an

Anime bad guy man how is this not good problem is it’s still in my face now i just i can see like out of one eye It’s good calm down you stupid stop streaming I’m gonna do it did you really think i was gonna cut my hair never judge a book by its cover never judge a book by its cover guys come on only deep memers will get that reference i think that might have been the first tick tock trend or maybe that was still

Still musically the book by its cover thing has anyone seen that i didn’t do anything nothing happened thing you really missed like a you almost cut i did not almost cut my hair next time i’m definitely like a neck stream if i don’t have a haircut literally scold me who here will scold

Me someone give me a good scolding good scolding just for just for practice nothing else i honestly this game is stupid nice one that was honestly a nice one lauren cupcake hashtag idiot you’re a child you are no longer allowed to say anything without mods permission

Yo please let me talk wait how am i supposed to sign language don’t know how to do sign language guys if i talk like this they can’t they don’t know i’m not a furry i’m not a furry actually not true crazy crazy enough do not don’t say that do not you have

Youtube rank i do i’m just nicked i hurt your streams thanks for the five bits astro kid all right i haven’t tried to snipe you in a long time i’m gonna try go for it hashtag yolo um this seems like the longest stream ever i’m gonna be honest like

What else is there what else is there what’s been happening in the in the global what’s been happening in the economics lately i haven’t been keeping up with economics the most popular person on your uh sasha ah this uh kitten0214 is pretty famous i’d also try to snipe you but then that

Would mean actually having to play bad words yeah this game does kind of suck dude dude leave my username alone what name is lit what i literally punched them here i need to do i need to join one of those tick tock smps i need to play with tick-tockers

All i want is to be all i want is friends okay if i stream with someone will you guys will you guys help me i haven’t been outside in a long time see that’s the that’s the problem that’s the what if i’m like hey wanna stream some random find someone

Then what then the stream starts dude mountain dew i’ve actually has anyone i’ve never had mountain dew people always talks about it axe fraud is tax fraud here apparently tax fraud has coven you see out the who’s he was here in i think he was here in a

Uh pre-stream chat and then it hasn’t been here since i don’t do it so bad i’ve never had it is it good literally where did you come from easy What about baja blast because apparently that’s the one people are like ah yeah you know i swear some people are npcs in real life well this isn’t good all right i have to buy a golden apple my nose itch is so bad he’s out one oh this is this is one of

The worst days of my life You know i should do on stream i can do i could honestly do it now but the people though like you know that server i have cyborg mc or something or like i don’t i don’t really do anything but i can run events and stuff i should do one

Of those on stream like a hundred players in a box but the people are british so i need them to open it for me i will sing and handily mod the entire chat myself i thanks you thanks for the 100 bits and gojo do it but should i try

Right let me see if it’s if it’ll i’ll have to give me like give me like one minute to see if i could do this right now but i don’t have to wait for everyone to get on and take a bit and i might crash the server because

It’s not used to having that many people one min starting now i start the clock start the clock one minute said how much would you sell your family for who face yes look now it’s red it has not been one minute this chico oof person’s been here

The whole time i see you i just got to stay ipo my bad if this would work should i do this wait do you guys want to do an event like i if you guys all got on this server i’d trap you in a box should we do this or should i keep

Playing bed wars like this all right but yo mods you might have to tab out occasionally it’s 1.17 it’s 1.17 it’s 1.17 handman cyborg mc.com yo join this if you want to play and then tell me when you’re that way let me do slash whitelist

Off all right you should be able to join it’s it’s 1.17 it’s k canman.cyborgmc.com or i should probably type it in here i borg yeah good job perlang you you have like a bit to join oh look first person oh shoot where’d they spawn oh they’re they’re down here

Dude i should have planned this more whatever it’s for funsies why is this the only person dude what’s happening i’m just for funsies i just decided to do this because i hate bedwars how did everyone just immediately wait are you guys able to join oh here comes more people there’s the ip and

Then you just click uh it’s java only yeah 1.17 and then just click event yeah anyone can join it i’m literally just gonna have the whitelist off for a bit i guess it’s taking a while you see this here’s the problem is i should have announced it before because now it’s

Taking a while for everyone to turn on their pc hello all right hey i’m trying to change the streaming until i hit 100k all right dude yo this is i should have announced it before this was too much of an announcement in discord 2 because then i have to wait even longer

Like i’ll just wait until there’s like 20 people maybe rise in bedrock shoot i change it real quick change what real quick hey you can change i’ll probably have it for like a minute or something how do i join it there’s the ip and then just click event when you get on the

Server i’ll i’ll do one of these later so don’t don’t be sad if it doesn’t work yeah it’s only java unfortunately hello everybody i just joined the stream what’s going on i’m i’m trapping people inside of a box and making them fight oh here comes more people there’s something behind you oh yeah

This is dude he’s kidding steppy skeppy no i’m not where’s ip someone’s spamming it thanks perlang are you tripping cptn are you guys joining put your hair back with your headsets you can see never oh there’s cpt all right yo helper oh shoot yo that’s can you fly

I want to get trapped in the box you can join if you’re on java do give me fly i have no idea how to i’m playing no you’re good all right this is enough people because it’s like scuffed up i’ll leave the white list to open this up dude

People are joining still all right shoot why are there so many people joining all right is everyone here why am i not help her i don’t she literally applied like that wasn’t even me i have no idea how to do anything on this server watch the ip literally someone’s been

Spamming it this whole time all right geez how is there so many people all right are you guys ready actually let me go wait i’ll be right back server red earth spend more now you’re good give me like two seconds All right server event all right i’m back i got some people from the from one of the servers now we’ll have a bunch of people then i’ll turn on the white list okay what should we do Look at all these people try maybe i’ll what can i do for the winner i’ll give you a discord roll or something i’m live by the way people coming from server all right also cptn if probably no one will spam but if you could just like

Mute them i don’t know if you know how to do that i have no idea anyways i’m about to turn off the white list so you don’t spam it anymore purling this is so funny i just randomly decided to do this whitelist on it all right all right now slash kill all

Right now kill at a minecraft there we go all right now i need to actually do at e destroy all the items too yo my bad guys all right let’s see now let’s tp everyone down here slash tp minecraft ep at a camera boom all right we got

People now what do we do let’s give them all food let’s give you minecraft give every time sprucer at a cooked beef 64. all right you all got food isn’t that awesome okay my team black hello kazork um i can’t eat this what are you vegan oh yo my bad ass

[ __ ] fine shall i give all right shoot vegans vegans all come over here only vegans though i swear if you’re a non-vegan come to come to this northeast corner if only if i swear if non-vegans come here i swear i’ll be pissed non-vegans come here i’ll be pissed only vegans only vegans

Yeah good what i thought you just said you’re vegan all right yo vegan vegan area only i can’t join yeah it’s over don’t try to join i’ll do more though later so you all right let’s see now what do i do okay how do i

Turn on pvp shoot oh wait i need to go on my dms with these server owners because i did an event at one point they told me how to turn on pvp here it is copy evp alive should i you know i’ll do build allow build

Allow all right build is on by you okay i’ll give you guys dirt give out a dirt 64. you guys build you’re not able to escape by the way there’s a barrier on top was the barrier close to the bottom still all right why are you guys just okay you

Know what make a house i’m giving everyone a sapling sapling oak sapling we gotta attend to the beacons exactly oh no one no one’s planting a sapling all right hi that’s cool oh i’ll give everyone a sign if i will i will so quickly don’t try to give everyone a

Sign too many things could go wrong good night huxian i think too many things could go wrong if i give people a sign this this is a neat house it doesn’t it’s kind of small i’ll give i’ll give people some bone i’ll give some people some bones

Dude i’m vegan wait you can’t have bones no they’re not they’re human bones it’s okay they’re human no okay well you can give it to your tree don’t vegans like trees the farm who has the heart was give them plant bones what dub oh my god people really built here’s

What someone already died you [ __ ] the champ 86 how did you die give me more dirt i got you everyone gets more dirt yo what up fran it’s so funny the chat’s going so slow now because everyone’s everyone’s playing except for the people on bedrock astro that’s awesome

Or saplings man you have infinite saplings oh yeah because work wanted mod again um what’s going on this is this is pretty cool hmm what am i what what do people do when they try should i just turn on p yeah i’m not i’m turning yo this is going too

Slow i’m turning on pvp i’m my music ended pvp’s on boys oh shoot you know what also i’m giving everyone a gold sword screw it Gold wait what golden award okay there we go everyone a golden sword let’s see if let’s see if they’ll be friends oh yeah by the way if you die you’re you’re completely dead for all time oh oh no run run run Oh my god oh my god run okay i saved him don’t worry guys that was me we’re good all right what i know i know a way to make things more interesting i’ll just uh who’s this guy you know what okay you want esteban you want esteban better hope you’re skilled buddy

Better hope you hit it oh esteban you know what you know what esteban take it take it esteban wear it proudly esteban yup hey that’s all you esteban that’s all you all right man people need to stop building pillars i’m pissed can you join the event uh not this one

Give us lava and water i got you with some lava and water Come on yo highest person if you’re the highest i’m i’m knocking you off starting now this this guy gets get cobweb mlg is actually pretty easy come on you got this you got this yeah i mean i mean how can you mess that up i’m high nice

Cptn just killed someone oh my god wait who’s in jail should i revive someone dang a lot of people are dead all right don’t die by that lava what does this guy get mlg with ooh boat does this guy do you think orange ox can boat mlg oh that’s hard esteban died no

Where’s esteban no i’ll do another i’ll do one revival later oh cptn’s you know what what the how’d they get signs oh my god yo if you write anything bad on the signs you’re you’re so you’re banned from the whole server not just the stream the server

What up all right who’s oh that’s all right all right buddy if you want to if you want to be up so high you know what you know what you get what can you mlg with slime oh slime is actually hard because you have to hit it right in the middle

Look take that slime buddy yeah take it isn’t that cool That was not my fault that was not no you can’t pay to have someone arrived yo that was not my fault That was absolutely not my fault okay man just why oh my god oh my god all right i feel like people aren’t fighting how do i make them fight i know lava lava makes everyone fight let me just All along the edges no more no more edge campers how do i make them commit first degree murder yeah i mean that’s i actually yeah i do want first degree for first yo what does winner get everyone think of a think of an idea for the winner vip in

Chat for like a week or something yo a week that’s just until my next stream what does the winner get oh a lot of people are dying all right how’s that doing oh that’s a lot of lava all right you know what how do i get people to go down further wand

Vip for one stream is it is that the best thing it should not i want to give someone a server rank they don’t even want that dude all right watch this that bedrock oh now the box is a lot smaller how many people are left alright you know what oh

My god it’s like real prison who’s this who’s still alive is it please don’t kill me i’m a gay if you do you’re homo you got esteban’s helmet all right you know what guys don’t tell anybody do not tell anybody hey buddy hey hey you know what i got something for you

Hey isn’t that cool yeah okay thanks yeah oh there’s not a lot of people left alliance your tree is burning this is not a hashtag vegan hopeless hopeless is he good nobody saw that nobody saw that man these people want to be all buddy buddy how do i hmm what should i

I have a great idea how did how did no one think about this there we go why is he just sitting there that’s fine i guess we’ll do this the hard way because the overworld man i don’t oh this guy’s getting really unlucky today you you should probably run you should

You should probably run yeah time’s ticking time is ticking i guess that’s not a very scary ender dragon love from india that’s a you know so many people are indian like more than most people are indian true story are you guys both still oof i got my channel points of pine what why

Are they on peaceful or so just They just don’t oh no where should i spawn what’s a hard mob i don’t even know what those are ravager oh ravagers are hard I need to get these people to fight is it because right now we got a bunch of a bunch of campers in the in the game oh that’s not ooh are you trying to cheat the system buddy you thought i wouldn’t find you oh help it’s been three

Have them build a tree okay you know what how do i oh this is looking no no the wither uh oh oh no how do i kill i got i got you i got you kill at e type equals exclamation point layer i got you guys i saved you i saved you i

Saved you i saved you i saved you all good now all right you guys might want to get to the bottom because i’m destroying all builds including lava i want to come play with my hand sir i what is what is what i come back to yeah it’s gone downhill quickly

All right make sure don’t you might want not want to be up high because i’m about to destroy every building so you might you might want to like not be right above lava also actually the lava should despawn all right better not be up high did anyone not listen oh wait how many

Are left oh wait they’re just three p everyone come to the way so i’m let me turn pvp off all right pvp is off come to the middle way i’m turn build off also come to the middle come to the middle i need to see who’s left pvp’s off don’t worry

There’s only three people after i need to revive one person we need a final four going all right wait let me just like do like how do i do this Um let’s see who is left who wants to be revived hmm let me randomly pick someone oh i pointed to someone let me tp him down here i just randomly pointed to a guy minecraft His name was like esta something you’re just like a random selection i’m clearing everyone’s inventory now all right we’re down to the final four let me let me make the map everyone stay in the middle or you will die i’m making the map smaller i stalled my hat you can keep it you

Earned it from esteban himself make sure to stay in the middle all right oh shoot i need to sneeze you and i hate people who sneeze like a cute they’re cute like they’re definitely faking it like shut up you know like you’re a faker i’ll say it

Oh that’s small try make it smaller i’m making it smaller dude what’s happening i try i just i did something this was so random i don’t even plan to do this someone was just like why are you playing bed wars this game sucks i’m like i agree all right now

Here’s where it gets to spicy hopefully this doesn’t kill all of you flash replace near and bedrock No i did snow not snow block boy i remember their names slash tp no no i remember their names i remember their names i remember their names don’t worry don’t worry i remember their names it’s just a funny prank i was pranking you guys dude i really just typed cute all right and

Esteban there we go all right no block i kill you no oh here we go i please rejoin uh not right now we’re top four baby all right now flash what how did that just automatically happen all right well that’s what i wanted okay well time

To turn on pvp you guys might want to run away from each other pvp allow and you can also break blocks last one standing wins absolutely nothing go go go go uh oh esteban no oh shoot esteban’s coming yo i’m giving everyone a wooden shovel hopefully they don’t die before i can

Give them dude minecraft oh god they’re punching each other to death give a wooden devil alright they all got a wooden shovel look these guys are punching each other to death crit crit crit run yo i think aston bones is losing no oh astrid just died no this is so intense

You need to wait i need to give everyone steak cooked yo you’re gonna have to give up veganism if you want to win will she give up veganism sticking to your morals i like it y’all oh my god it’s a one view one you know since she stuck to her morals take the

Carrots hurry take them why are you picking up the carrots uh oh oh my god snowball meta that’s op all right 66 raiders from applesauce yo what the heck i know that guy’s on tick tock he does he have more followers than me he better not or i’ll be pissed

What up guys i just did an event with a bunch of people and then and now it’s down to the final two it’s it’s an intense you know what i’ll put on dream music for the intense moment okay you know they need a fight there’s only thanks applesauce yeah i

Seen your tick tock you like did everyone copy you because everyone copied my format like i think you’re were you the first person to do that like minecraft parkour videos because i think you were pretty early on that meta like the high pixel oh shoot oh shoot they’re going in

Thanks for the prime i would it’d be way more intense if i if i knew their if i knew their if i knew their hp i don’t know who’s winning does anybody it’s the end of the line oh oh you know what No there was no winner there was no winner there was no winner there was no winner i started parkour comment time i i started the yo that minecraft butt thing i started that man you’re probably pissed too because it’s like i see those videos i’m like who’d you where’d you get that idea

All right anyways yeah who who primed ooga mortadellas thanks for the prime bucko i was just about to end but now i don’t know what to do there’s a bunch of people here like applesauce gang is that is that his name that’s how i always read it in my head applaused bap

Applause i’m not pissed yet i’m not either cause it’s tick-tock but if it wasn’t tick-tock i’d be pissed kidding it’s applesauce nah you’re pronouncing it wrong what should i do now man should i i’m at 300 viewers let’s see like and see now i’m like do i stream do i not stream like

Applesauce gang is here like but what if there’s like someone cool i could raid and get them last time captain sparkle said my name and it’s a bunch of hashtag losers right now am i right losers do another shot okay slash whitelist on or off all right if you want to join can

You spam the ip per line this one’s going way quicker though if you want to join there’s an ip and you can join really quick though because i’m so thirsty what version 1.17 i’ll do a quick one Anyways thanks for the raid applesauce set wait shoot is that the right y level that’s that bedrock oh that’s boot how much above is it one one two okay talk louder i can’t i can’t hear you sorry i’m known for being quiet i’m just a little shy right now

I’m just a little shy my bad flash that bedrock there we go i need to get rid of this well this i mean this is just i know i hit 100k all right you want to join the ip is there and this one’s going faster though so it’s like

You got to go quick i still got i start to edit a video all right oh let me turn off pvp build deny Evp tonight all right thanks for the bits I always see that apple sauce guy on tick doctor i’ve always wondered if i should do that pretty much what they do is they just like read comments but like i feel like that would be boring probably is it is tick-tock and there’s so many of them now

Louder okay is this the only person like why is the i swear this person just screaming louder louder like turn up your ears talk louder how do i join it’s it’s java only thanks pearling you’re really holding it down i don’t know what i do i don’t even mean to do this

Raise your volume that’s what i’m saying i swear it’s one okay i’m turning whitelist off in a bit so join now we’re forever we’re in the waiting box i know dang that’s a lot of people all right get me out of here all right i’m turning off whitelist

You didn’t join you can join one time oh wait shoot no i’m turning on whitelist oh that person’s so lucky that they type that i typed off instead of on all right i joined oh shoot hurry up alex get your butt in here hurry it up alex

Hurry it darn up yeah this guy’s also lucky i was about to close it hurry it darn up oh dang there’s a lot of people out how do 1.17 and then the ip is there and then just click events hurry hurry your little behind up hurry your little behind up

I don’t play so oh shoot oh wait you’re on ps4 right oh you can’t join anyway you can’t join any oh wait you’re on wait on it wait what i wait if you’re on ps4 it won’t work oh you’re on pci just type in the server ip

Who is you know who alex is man you’re not even og yeah i thought you were og that’s the first person to ever raid me dude dude with with like 20 viewers or something i or i had 20 viewers maybe he had 20 no

He got me to i had 10 and he had 10 i think all right tell me when you’re in alex all right let me flash kill starting again doo doo doo slash op yeah right i’m loading right now all right cool minecraft hill hype equals not player oh i know type equals player

Oh no just everything yo you’re all dead look it’s gonna it’s gonna like entity cram so hard boosh literally oh my god this guy’s pissing me off stop saying talk louder i’m going to scream wait that’s what you want i’m going to whisper not scream powder no way okay i’m i’m

I’m a good volume right i swear these people are delusion delusional right louder my commuted oh my all right you look there i’m louder is that better louder okay how do i ban the word louder t y what is is this cam come look at my skin slash

That’s a cool skin that’s boss to the center i will once everyone’s in here i’m waiting for the alex wait i’m i am waiting how oh shoot yeah just join oh shoot that can you put the ip in one more time per line just like go to multiplayer click direct connect

And then put that paste in that ipkman.cyborgmc paste that in click join [Laughter] you knew but you noob and then after that just uh There should be somewhere that says event then you click event and then you’re in i mean there’s no way you don’t i mean there’s no way you can’t get this Like there’s a there’s 70 wait how many people are here i can’t count doo doo someone said pliss i don’t know what the first thing he said there was oh are you are you comrade Yo i’m i’m waiting on please tell me your conrad please your diamond slayer i mean this is just no just there’s no way you just t okay okay okay don’t don’t type your name just just join i am wet i’ve been waiting for you literally just i’m tr You literally just Just just click direct connect paste in that kman.cyborgmc.com in there click join and then once you’re in the hub there’s a thing that says spectator i will gift sup two minutes two minutes what am i supposed to do for two minutes two minutes Yo let’s talk about politics what are i’m i’m trying to figure it out boy i have an idea boy whitelist on wait what did he say his name was slash whitelist ad tt alex all right now we can join even when it started all right we’re good then

Let me do one more kill at e and now he now he’s gonna get like a head start but who cares yo it’s like a it’s like uh what is it called handicap all right slash minecraft tp at ak all right who’s having fun give everyone some steak cooked beef

64. vegans northwest corner vegans you know the drill did join wait did you slash i’ll it no then go to then go to there’s an npc that says events somewhere and you right click it all right vegans uh northwest corner northwest corner vegans northwest corner now only vegans only vegans

Oh i so not all of you guys are vegans i can tell i can tell there’s some fake vegans here greetings from poland what up here you go vegans get carrots only vegans don’t take them if you’re not vegan don’t do it and get tp’d why is there people still

Stuck wait some people are stuck in there still nuts i’ll just do it one more time all right everyone’s here right there we go all right who needs vegans all right aspen oh sh i dropped 64 carats all right i got some more back he knows he’s 100k

All right all right here here here take take these why does everyone want carrots are sorry guys i need to account for the vegans why is everyone punching me all right i’m about to turn on pvp and not build that’s what i’m doing i’m gonna turn on

Pvp and not build because this needs to go quicker give at a uh gold in sword and then pvp yo get ready guys Go pvp is on oh you do not want to be afk right now what are you oh no no no oh they’re all they’re i think they are murdering each other on purpose hey get out of the corner yeah stay off the edges i’m in no way wait you definitely have to wait

You need to go to the npc where are you tp i think you’re click click the mpc that says events ttv yeah you’re not click click click the thing that says events oh get off the edges guys get off the edges get off the edges oh shoot it went

Farther than the edges how did that happen How did that happen get off the edges you [ __ ] get off your jews all right i’m not whitelisted oh issue all right all right join right now join right now alex no way someone just got in yo you guys are cheating only alex gives it join right now

Hurry join you’re you’re whitelisted or whitelist is off join join join he’s in okay yo alex is in folks literally the biggest boomer on the entire planet your people are gonna kill you run oh god i need him i need to get him just run and i’ll give you another right

Armor just stay alive for like two seconds where is he where is he okay go take this take this take this get it get it get it you [ __ ] no no you