Can’t Stop Peeing in Minecraft – BBA99

Good evening goofballs welcome to my humble abode so it was either this or Bigfoot this struck my fancy so it’s dwelling time it’s Minecraft dweller time this game will make me pee 100 times that’s just how it is there’s no change in it we got to do the old audio quality

Check real quick but I got an ad on my own stream you always love to see it it’s working yes yes yes all right it’s time to get a move on so this is the world I was working on my uh why is F5 not working okay nothing’s working actually that’s

Cool uh is dynamic light still working it is okay um I’m actually working on that right after the stream in bendy which I actually have a couple of questions for you about that uh first of all would you like me to modulate my voice in any

Capacity like add an echo or add like background sounds just to make it a little bit easier on you like with the tape recording script do you want me to add like the Bendy tape recorder sound in the background cuz I read over the script I’ve practiced what I’m going to do a

Couple times I’m going to send you multiple of each take Merry Christmas Turtle what’s up this bamboo has grown quite a bit since our last our last encounter I have so much garbage in this chest this rain needs to stop my ears I just can’t handle it uh got some

Pumpkins I guess a lot of this I didn’t use in that video I defeated the Dwellers but there’s new ones in town and that’s never a good thing that’s never good we can’t have new dwellers I mean come on that’s just unacceptable hello uh the chapter sound

Service is an echo and the tape uh already has a sound for starting and ending okay was okay so you don’t want me to add anything just a raw audio clip oops is my guess luckily it got a little quieter all right let’s see here we go my house kind of sucks

Right now it’s it’s pretty nice as a starting base but I want to actually live somewhere other than other than here I’d prefer it okay so let’s get some wood let’s go build a real house and hopefully not get comboed by the Demons of the night the creatures that lurk between these bamboo

Branches it’s it’s less than ideal but it’s just the card we’ve been dealt it’s the hand we’ve been dealt so it’s just going to have to do uh shout out there you go not saying the name though get trolled listen man I’m going to be real

With you shout outs do nothing like I’m going to be 100% honest with you shout outs do nothing on YouTube anymore like if they actually did something I would but they don’t even if I were to shout you out I’m pretty sure no one no one would actually go to your

Channel that’s just how it is with famous and non-famous YouTubers shout outs just don’t work it’s just a flaw with YouTube what do you think about my house being right here uh you are so cool I subbed ah thank you I appreciate it okay so we want to build our house

Like I don’t know do I have my hotkeys set up I don’t think I do honestly uh y there we go why is that taken up by something else what is it taken by oh I will just make that H there you go there we go now I can do things

Woo excellent excellent excellent all right let’s get up here and start making a tree house I have a vision I have a bit of a vision so it’s going to sit like right here there will be a support beam right here this is temporary I’m going to make

This look a little fancier later on a little speed bridging flexing here cool and then we’ll put this this way okay right now we need this to be symmetrical I took geometry class I know what I’m talking about what am I sliding on is that just cuz of the vine that was

Weird all right it’s almost already night time again what I’m going to die I mean I’m not because I’m just so good at this game but uh you have your email open just in case excellent all right no I built that out too far oh by only one block never mind I

Was really OV exaggerating my Panic there all right whoa I’m up here now okay so the cave dweller can’t get me because you know he spawns in caves so I don’t have to worry about him it’s the uh it’s Santa Claus I have to worry

About and I added a couple of new ones not sure when those guys are going to be showing up but oh it’s the vine making me slide around I see okay good stuff good stuff all right uh I can make some torches I’m just going to use all my

Coal for that I literally have no other use for it okay got a little platform and I’m out of logs great excellente uhhuh that’ll be our example and then the rest of these will go towards walls so thinking this could be a window maybe can these Vines stop harassing me please

Stop I mean I know they’re just going to grow back out again but I’m just kind of temporarily removing them cuz they’re they’re annoying ing me slightly okay yeah yeah this is looking good all right uh this can be a window as well I think I should be safe to get down at

Least a couple times every now and then again to you know okay never mind never mind we’re just going to go right back up you know I thought about it and I uh you know I don’t think so actually I you know I just don’t really think so object to make him

Rest what is this baby zombie doing you’re the least of my problems brother legitimately what are you expecting from this so is the one who watches actually going to come after me or did he just hit me with a Razzle Dazzle there and that was about

It I’m guessing he was just rasling my Dazzle cool can I make a shovel do I have enough for that I just need like a basic shovel uh I believe you can make these into sticks yes I did something intelligent for once I know it’s a far cry from my usual Behavior

But you know I’m not that worried about dying I have keep invent on it’s not that bigger problem I forgot that I switched that out with h there we go wee besides the Dwellers suck in water so if I just stand in water they can’t do much

Mhm I don’t know why half of the mods have stopped working since literally two days ago but whatever so is the one who watches actually going to come and get me or does he just suck I’m assuming he just sucks hopefully none of them know how to climb vines that would be really

Awkward and I don’t even have have stuff I’m mad why are you still after me okay you know what out of my face nope you don’t get to do this anymore nope this is not how this game works Welcome to the Real World all right um right so let’s just Venture off into

The woods nothing bad can come of this nothing at all I’m sure I’ll be just fine walking helplessly through the Wilderness with nothing to attack attack me yep say the FW one of these days I will and I’ll just it’ll just jump scare you one of these days today is not that

Day one day I just want to give you all anxiety actually I’m giving you the anxiety now because now you’ll never know when it’s coming uh why are there so many zombies what are you all doing leave that guy was already on low HP either I just oh yeah

You’re running away I see how it is I’m out of Food sweeping Edge do something goodbye there’s still more where are they all coming from I have to resort to eating this this is garbage you know I should probably have my shield out just saying what am I doing I keep hitting the actual wrong button there we

Go uhuh there’s just more of them they’re everywhere it’s okay say it n not yet got to hit you with a jump scare it’ll be like a year from now you’ll never see it coming I would never do it in an edited video though because I would most certainly edit it

Out it would be in a l live stream and it would probably be on purpose for comedic effect I I wouldn’t just say it willy-nilly you can’t waste it you know you got to use it on something good uh all right that’s a creeper never mind I

Thought it was a dweller for a second ah coal yes excellent okay I just had to place that torch so I’m not just getting the most non-interesting footage in the history of YouTube I at least want to make it like 2% more interesting while doing these incredibly boring monotonous

Tasks but honestly that was the whole point of this stream this is not going to go for very long I literally just like wanted to build a house get get a couple of Spooks and talk to the chat a little bit and that was about it so like maybe

Like 40 minutes more if I’m if I still have uh energy all right hopefully my Dazzle doesn’t get razzled by the Dwellers here kind of hoping that’s not the case Okay out of my face there we go now you should be able to see the uh hallucinations for the one who watches

They kind of look like the one who watches but he’s transparent just this transparent white thing I’m not worried about any of these mobs these are weak sauce mobs okay thanks for exploding pal appreciate it oh there’s melons free food you know after I leave these creepers though I

Don’t want them to explode everything all right uh uh so we need a furnace yep yep yep yep uh what else was I doing I was making glass that’s what I was doing woo my little human loes are processing things correctly this is a first these Vines hate me

Okay the vines are the true enemy night time’s almost over woo we made it yeah thank you oh glass looks kind of cool in this texture pack all right so this is going to be a big window right here it’s going to be good there are so many creepers what is

Happening can you guys not I would appreciate it why does this bake so slow either I have not smelted things in a while or that furnace is going extra sluggishly I’m hoping BBA hits 50K by Christmas same and credits for the Final Chapter let’s go okay um also ink bendy I’m going to

Send you multiple takes of each line uh three per if that makes sense so that you can pick which one you like the best cuz I’m going to say it slightly differently for each take and then you can just pick whichever one you think sounds the

Best for the Hefty price of 0 in breathing air I know I’m a hard I I drive a hard bargain okay is this enough glass to at least stretch from here to here it is woo nice okay it is officially daytime let’s just hop on down here let’s just break

Our legs who cares about that let’s go back over here to chop down a tree I thought I saw something okay this bamboo is making me really mad Deforestation I let the intrusive thoughts win just like shell the oil company all right um give me wood is there any more of these just sitting around in this what why was there just okay cool you’ll love to see it you’ll love to see it very professional exactly exactly

Okay this bamboo is bullying me it’s legitimately trying to ruin my day I can do that all by myself thank you very much I don’t need I don’t need these trees to cyber bully me forever uh okay cool now that I have gone all Lumberjack mode and disrupted

The natural habitat it’s time to return back home and work on was that a shaved log Why Did I Shave the log did I right click on accident I probably did not going to lie the sounds of the forest they’re too scary that’s fine BB okay honestly more scary than the

Dwellers not going to lie wasn’t expecting that man to just just come out of nowhere you hear that dwellers I’m roasting you hardcore right now of course I put the glass right where the all right well I need to replace this Beam with wood anyway to make it look cool

So we’ll just use this to climb up okay yep now there’s just monkey sound effects okay cool you’ll love to hear it and we’ll build a beam right here as well do I have a bucket that I can fill with water MLG you see that I I negated the fall

Damage with the water bucket I’m I’m such a good Minecraft player okay uh yeah so maybe I can like pull a Tarzan and just like jump over to my house from here I did it I’m the best player to ever live all right uh like that like that like that yep uh

H three all right cool uh so I’m thinking this will be a wall cuz there’s a tree there you can’t put a window where a tree is right yep okay those trees are hard to come by honestly okay uh let’s move this stuff to the back cool uh like that and like

That this will just be back stuff back here I’d say it’s looking pretty good it’s making some good progress it’s making some good progress uh we need more wood I will use one of these trees as the roof wood ow let me just break my legs even further

Let’s break a tree a little farther away oh this is convenient is this the what I was looking for it is Nature’s Blessing Me Right Now isn’t nature beautiful isn’t it Majestic let me go in and kill everything as a thank you this is ethical I

Promise I swear to God if I die a fall damage climbing up here all right yep like that should I make the house a little taller just one more tall I think I should I think it would make the windows look a little better what a fascinating live stream just in a horror

World just dealing with the the creatures of the night you know it’s a bit like real life in that regard this is what our ancient ancestors had to do except instead of the cave dweller it was things like starvation and disease but those are easy to deal with come on

Okay someone’s going to watch this stream and think I’m serious and it’s going to be hilarious one of these days maybe it’s already happened and they just like unsubscribed because they’re like this guy sucks he’s he’s making such crude jokes oh cave check it out any dwellers in

Here this is going a lot deeper than I thought it would on honestly oo iron iron I don’t need yeah don’t mind if I do I’ll invest yeah let me just exhaust my natural surroundings for its resources I’m going to get so murdered I’m playing with fire right now cool

Yeah I don’t even have hunger I can’t even run away if something goes bad I did not mean to place that I’m trying to eat excellent let’s reheal yep I don’t even know which way I came in honestly I I wasn’t even paying attention this is actually a cave I’m

Going to explore later it’s really cool I like this one is this where I came in this is not where I came in I’m pretty sure it’s that other hole I came in you know don’t take that out of context I just realized after saying it that it

Could be misinterpreted don’t you dare don’t you ever dare misinterpret what I just said where am I you’ve got to be kidding me I just nailed that water bucket clutch Jesus all right um there’s my house in progress don’t die there we go the game keeps randomly lagging and

It’s just terrifying cuz I think something’s spawning window okay these will be used to make the roof and I am not handcrafting this I am not a psychopath thanks oh come on that’ll be temporary don’t worry about it nice look pretty good excellent let’s get some more

Sand from farther away CU I don’t want to make my property value go down what is this gravel gravel looks kind of cool in this texture pack not going to lie uh tape audio log the L one character will have to turn I like the most into an MP3 file

But no no worries I have an app on my PC to make that I can export it as MP3 I believe I believe I have the resources to do so oh it’s it’s getting kind of misty out just grabbing sand It’s the Most Fascinating gameplay in all of time I

Also can’t hit F5 for some reason that mod is not working all right let’s get back up into our house house before the creatures of the night decide to punch me in my face my Oho punchable face I would hit F5 and show that face

To you but I can kind of do this but let’s grab some pumpkins I’d actually like food food is a thing I’d like thanks thank you the jungle is the most mysterious place out there I wouldn’t be surprised if super Mario showed up in a minute

Here okay I still don’t have logs cuz I keep turning them into planks like an idiot I just want some some raw oak logs thanks some interesting jungle noises going on right now Merry Christmas and uh Holly Jolly night or whatever just remember I see you when

You’re sleeping and I know exactly when you’re awake that’s how I know to live stream just in case you’ve ever wondered okay let’s not die less than ideal how’s the glass cooking like that and window Numero Uno complete good stuff that completely placed sideways I hate my life

What there we go no are you kidding me I use the wrong let’s just say I’m slightly mad there we go calm cool and collected I’m fine calm cool and collected I don’t have my pickaxe calm cool and collect I have to break this in

Order to place that block I just I just now understand there finally okay you have a robot name to name typing incredible uh this should be glass as well uh we’ll put the planks right here how T did did I make that four that’s one above me

Excellent good stuff all right uh we have to put one more right here I’m so good at video games okay uh cool yep build up our frame a bit better this is the one of the first times I’ve ever actually tried on a building in Minecraft it’s it’s it’s

Crazy stuff you’re you’re watching history be made right here ladies and gentlemen right uh this will be a window as well do I have enough I do not mathematically speaking incomplete this is taking forever we’re going to get a second furnace for efficiency sake cut that portion in half Bud get to

Work get to work unpaid employee why am I cooking coal are you kidding me okay so apparently we’re getting new tough stuff rhyme in 1.20 I don’t pay attention to the stuff they add in Minecraft all that often unless I’m going to be playing soon so maybe I

Should you saw nothing I did not just place that glass like that that was a visual a visual glitch with the streaming software amusing you do not see that that wasn’t me I mean come on ow no hey I’m going to get one shotted by that man I can’t run I’m out of

Sprint this is awkward I’m gone I’m out of here thank you uh yeah we’ll make the roof like we can use the rest of these the roof will be like this up there we go I’m fine with that misplace it’s fine okay well I’m not fine with that

One that one is disgusting out of my face okay yep and I’m good at video games let’s go should I make this a skylight actually should I erase that voice crack from my life let’s see what this looks like with a skylight so I can observe the

Jungle I cannot aim with this texture pack I swear to God I’m so garbage please be enough yes that was amazing okay uh right so let’s get our Shield is it coming morning again I I don’t really know I’m not up to date with the times

You know H my stuff’s almost a little broken uh I’m not sure what I want to do for the front door I I I really don’t really know maybe it’s like a deck hear me out like a like a walk out deck I can stand

On just try not to get shot down in the street by that Skeleton all I want is wood that’s all I need in this life is wood yep that did nothing for me oh wait I have melons now why did I do that I’m just stupid that’s the that’s the reasonable answer what why did I throw that

Okay uh yeah I need to go find a tree can’t wait to get absolutely wrecked by the Dwellers who haven’t done any anything this whole stream Jesus we’re like 30 minutes in and they haven’t done anything what a scam and the thing breaks and I’m sad oh

Well just go craft another one it’s it’s not like I have a shortage on iron I’m I’m a pretty rich boy at the moment it’d be a real shame if a dweller came along and did something about that it’d be a real shame just saying just saying

Okay guess what I’ve acquired a new tool oh check it out hey meat Shield get him skeleton shoot him yeah there’s two of them I’m getting flanked what kind of combat is this okay okay well there’s more there’s another one I’m being bullied this is not okay someone call pea ow

No why okay die yes I hear a drowned now why does everyone want my head mounted on the wall of their cozy house with a fireplace which is something I’m trying to get right now if you would stop attacking me good Ence no I’m gone I’m just gone excellent I can

Finally build my stupid and I turned them all into planks I’m an idiot okay uh it’s a little there we go okay uh yep place T what I guess I need something in my hand that doesn’t do anything there we go nice it’s looking good uh we’ll Place what’s the lighting situation this

House does not have a center to put a torch that’s kind of awkward I’ll just place Two whatever okay nice all right do we have enough to make railings AKA fences if you live in America I guess I guess they call them railings in America too it’s coint it’s pretty nice let’s build up here why are you like this I will literally come down

There I didn’t want to have to do this but you’re stupid never mind actually okay you know I thought I was I was like serpentining pretty good there flanking around not flanking that’s the wrong terminology thought I was dodging dodging and weaving where am I what is this

Place this bamboo is actually just making me so mad right now wait so this is the beach which means my house hey at least since I’m dead I get all my Hunger back hey can you do me a favor and like explode the forest real quick thanks my God my frame rate

Please there’s got to be something I can do with this bamboo other than make sticks all day oh lava wait hold on Don’t Mind If I Do here why don’t you swimm in that for a while take a take a little dive oh you too okay he does not die in lava let’s

Go that’s my cue to leave that’s my cue to leave what is that excuse me oh what did you give up that quick you gave up that quick why why does he not die in lava I DED that man directly what is that who are

You I don’t know we we’ll never know I guess okay that man did not even land a single blow on me he just kind of sucks I guess oh well I have so much bamboo in my inventory This is Wild Water trap works every single time

The Dwellers do not know what water is so how do you kill the one who watches then or you don’t he just kills you that that’s it all you can do is escape him and then make fun of him and that’s about it let me just make Niagara Falls

In this cave real quick so he can get you during the day why and I just started the world’s worst forest fire oh my God my bad my bad forgive me this was never my intention okay okay calm down all right no no no no no no

Actually this is just free umber I can steal honestly might as well the tree is already dead I didn’t know the one who watches could just show up like that but whatever I thought he was the nighttime only kind of thing but oh well also good

To know he doesn’t die in lava like the other dwellers he’s not quite as bad at video games as they are he’s a Pro Gamer he’s got Fire Res saved up in his inventory okay yep just going to make our way back now actually is there anything in my base

That could help me my my other base is there anything in that chest other than a bunch of useless crap melons that’s cool glowberries chicken okay not as useless as I originally stated okay uh the rest of this I can just throw in here I don’t really need

Saddle and a name tag can I like name the Dwellers name him poopy fart butt and then all my three-year-olds watching will just giggle uncontrollably good stuff uh I’m just going to use the other water bucket excuse me those don’t switch apparently they’re two completely different items but they

Don’t switch why cuz they’re both buckets they’re both buckets at heart y o all right oh my other house is not that far away actually these are pretty close AJR reference without making it obvious I will but we got to we got to cool it down a little

Bit we got to wait a little while so if you get it you get it take half of that there we go right uh fence fed there we go no I mean that one or do I not have the stuff to make it hold on thanks 18 that should be

Enough the legal age for wooden planks to plank there we go uh you have three-year-olds watching I probably not but you can never be too sure you know uh we should make this a ladder yeah there we go yeah it’s looking fancy ain’t no dwellers getting me up

Here what what the hell no stop stop this madness thank you I just need to remember to not try and lava bucket the Dwellers near my all wooden house it’s not ideal probably don’t want to do that don’t want to commit accidental ARS arson out of my face AES are so overpowered

Now H pixel in a bit no I got things to do so I’m going to make a short and then I’m going to do the voice over for bendy and then I’m going to go and you know actually interact with my family who I neglect constantly which is untrue I’ve

Been with them all day but I just got to make the joke you know uh okay but if I wasn’t swamped I would Turtle okay I have more wooden planks good good stuff good stuff uh We’ve hit the 40 minute Mark I’m going to finish up my house try and get

A dweller interaction one more time got to get that viewer watch rate up turn some of these into things that double ladder time and if the Dwellers climb it so be it there will be doors see they know how to climb nerd poles but they don’t quite understand how ladders or doors

Work I just banished myself from my own house what is this oh there we go oh the vines are growing underneath that’s kind of cool kind of immersive if I do say so myself right so I need sticks I should have enough for like decent ladage we okay uh

Uh oh yeah the world’s worst ladder let’s go let’s do it nope I’ll make it work I’ll make it work dang it give me human rights yes greatest Minecraft player to ever live and it goes to someone other than me that’s it’s not me I don’t have sticks that’s unfortunate there we go

Okay nice works out works pretty good let’s light up the base a little bit wouldn’t want things spawning under here that’d be pretty awkward uh we’ll just put one like I don’t even know here I guess it doesn’t have to look good with the torch placement honestly it it’s it’s it is

What it is MHM can you send the voice recording to the Discord I can if you want but if he wants it private then I won’t I had just enough for that excellent I only now realize how nerdy I sound when I say excellent I I don’t

Just say excellent I go like excellent like I have my finger in the air and my glasses on I have eight in both of these okay uh I almost barely hit that water bucket that was almost really bad see if I hit that if I didn’t hit

That water bucket I would have been way more sad okay okay uh you wear glasses sometimes um they are light blocking um what do you call it blue light blocking glasses they prevent headaches when I’m playing video games like right now although I I actually I’m

Not wearing them right now so I’m just kind of sacrificing my eyesight but whatever I need glass that’s a thing I kind of want I think that’s what I got down to get and then I just kind of forgot oh well why three doors whatever would fences look good

Here why do these doors have completely different textures who who what guy who said this was okay what guy stop what are you doing does it just depend on the Block it’s placed on what oh why oh why why are you crazy it’s just crazy it’s just doing

This to piss me off I swear to God why stop why are you like this wait what I don’t even have enough for door oh my God no it it’s all going wrong everything it’s it’s just all going wrong what is wrong with these doors what is happening wait

What what why does it look different when it’s open and when it’s closed it’s different and when it’s open it’s closed and it’s what I I I really don’t understand hand I guess I’ll just let them do their own thing I I don’t care I legitimately don’t

Anymore I I I beyond me I have no idea what that’s about honestly who cares the whatever the doors want to do I I I could care less at this point okay I don’t really know why I’m using the doors considering there’s an open wall right there but

Whatever uhhuh all right twice as fast super efficient I’d say this house looks pretty good I originally made the stairs to put a roof on it but it still needs it I was going to say it doesn’t need it but I think it does actually uh we’ll just put these down I

Don’t really care does this wood type even look decent it’s just going to have to it’s just going to have to do for now and here we go I’m going to go out with a bang if I fall that’s the thing uh okay like that okay

You know I really want to complete the roof behind the tree but I don’t care that much like if I’m going to be real okay you know I should keep these wooden planks build the roof out a little bit extend it just slightly would it look better here or out more

Though I don’t know let me put it where that one is so this one’s in the corner good stuff good stuff I’m an architect pretty much yep basically an architect look at me go check it out and we got glass which we’re going to put up yeah it’s good wouldn’t you agree

Chat I think it’s good it’s a good little it’s a good little house it’s quaint it’s a good upgrade from where I was before yeah I think we’ve done pretty good here you know it may not be up to like the standards of most Builders but I don’t really care

Honestly I’m not most Builders I just make do with what I got and that’s okay you know I’m on two hearts and I’m just going to come in here I do in fact have a record player that was made in 2013 that is true that is true can I just craft a

Melon you can craft a whole melon again incredible uh let’s just heal up again kill the thing again yeah I’ll go dweller hunting after this remember stream will end I mean there’s nothing really else to do I can cook up this meat real quick we can always furnish this house

Another day I you know I think I need a chest can I just like muster one up real quick no I can’t um hey hello down there does anyone have a chest how about you anyone do you have a chest no okay the moon can you climb ladders or are you just

Stupid I’m guessing you’re just dumb it was a rough battle I I barely made it out alive all right uh let’s see what do we got going here is my chicken done it is let’s go uh I mean yeah we might as well go dweller hunting I really have nothing

Left to lose at this point I I mean to be honest I had nothing to lose to begin with but I’m just trying to be dramatic you know you know don’t think I can’t hear you guys chasing me right now ow uh Who’s down here oh hey why is this thing following

Me why are there two of them go up Jesus what what I’m being bullied I’m being Cyber Bullied okay we’re fine almost died there but luckily these monsters don’t really know what to do when floating blocks are added to the equation I kind of forgot I added spooky spiders to this mix what are you going to do explode don’t what your signature move welcome to the water pit

Fellas it’s just big spiders and they’re gone they just teleport that’s not very fair now is it can the saturation on watermelon slices be not trash for like 2 seconds oh that guy just transformed into a drown how long has he been in there I just hear things keep

Falling what are these spiders doing you know I’m going to eat the chicken I know I don’t have enough hunger to lose but I want saturation what are these spiders doing why are they stupid come at me then yeah yeah yeah what about it yeah yeah what about it that’s what I thought

No you think you’re allowed to just go invis for a second just invis all your problems away no I am BBA the monster sper spayer Slayer you cannot defeat me oh hey are you hostile apparently you are you’re just stuck in a wall for a bit it’s fine it happens to

The best of us it happens to the best of us man what game mode am I on am I on like hard I’m une easy why am I losing food so quick nightmare spiders true they’ve honestly done more damage than the Dwellers have ever done okay let’s go over

Here let’s give you a little behind the scenes of the video you can see the layout of the cave I edited it a little bit so down to frog Nation down here hey there do you mind can you just stand there for a while or not that works too

Luckily that skeleton doesn’t know I exist you dyed your hair it came out blue it’s true it’s true I also got new shirts cuz mine all stink and I also told my boss what I really think which got me into it but you know I started again somehow is anything going to

Happen I’m literally offering myself to the blood Gods here you know I banished a skeleton down here last time what what happened what happened to him I’m kind of curious where this goes I never really looked hey hey how are you on this fine evening pal there’s two of you even better

Just call me William Aton Noe come here you coward what are you scared I’ll come to you then nerd the Ambiance just got intense let me turn it up in OBS so you can hear this I do oh oh oh Merry Christmas okay Santa let me turn that back down Santa

Claus makes a lot of sound so Santa’s here I guess what are you up to on this fine evening Santa I know you’re preparing to deliver a lot of presents you must be a busy man not going to lie I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t

Attack me I mean you just got so much work to do I mean don’t we all don’t we all hey why do these have so much health what is happening what did it drop scary spider eye oh it’s a scary spider eye I can’t stand to look at it it’s too

Scary oh Jesus my heart can’t handle such a thing Numa ultra microscopic silicon vosis I still butcher that to this day let’s go subscribe for more butchered words yep so Santa just showed up and did nothing is that what I’m getting here getting ignored Santa Senpai notice me I’m not going that way

Again that was horrible I went that way in the video and I edited it out because it was so boring I just climbed a waterfall forever the Ambiance just got pretty intense not sure if that means anything hello anybody down down here another spider oh shut up Santa I’m doing

Something he jingled for a little longer there I think he’s close he’s nearby I’m not about to pass up the opportunity to meet Santa Claus come on what do you think this is if Santa’s offering up his lap I’m going to go sit and it you know why do I

Keep saying things that sound suspicious in hindsight let me up what the there we go so Santa’s making a lot of sound but he’s not doing a whole lot you good Santa now say Char Gaga man gaga ABA ganga M there you go turtle I fulfilled your dreams uh let’s eat this

Hey can you just like that okay get destroyed something’s making some weird noises who’s clip clomping around in here hey how’s it going do you mind ow see that didn’t hurt me physically as much as it hurt me mentally it kind of hurt my ego a bit that’s just a

Hole and I walked right into it like an actual whoa buddy there we go I don’t know why everything takes 30 hits to kill now but s an axel Ladle hey bud come mind if I pick you up hey I got a friend now got a best

Bud do some drip Leaf parkour this is where the cave dweller razzled my Dazzle last time hopefully we don’t get a repeat this is where Santa Claus razzled my Dazzle last time let’s not get a repeat of that either lots of rasage in a short area sounds like it’s raining on

Surface let’s see what’s going on up there can the one who watch us spawn in this cave just just asking for a friend I almost did but I caught myself I’m a pro gamer like that us Gamers we well well known for not dropping F bombs unless of course your

Name is moist critical or Markiplier or dream or Tommy in it or pretty much every YouTuber ever but us YouTubers we’re pretty resilient All Things Considered we’re really good at not swearing it’s a superpower of ours where did I come in from where am I where am I going who am

I when am I these are the questions we should be asking you know I’m really bored I haven’t been razzled by any dwellers I mean like Santa ho ho hoed I guess and the one who watches was just kind of a nerd but otherwise I’m unimpressed like extremely unimpressed

Was there another cave around that I was going to explore I think there was it was um it was the one near my other house I kind of wanted to see what was in that one too maybe the Dwellers like moved in there because they thought

They could get away from me or something they’re like ah we’ll just move one cave over he’ll never know he’ll never guess I hear you Santi I hear him breathing what’s he up to he’s just breathing he’s not even doing anything Santa here why don’t you why don’t you

Just walk through that for a bit have some fun in the in the lava pool sing a meme song for them to Dazzle you Dazzle that’s true you know if I die it’s it’s fine I have something that doubles as a weapon and a light source in my hand right now

What did you expect if you’re just standing there like an idiot I get more spooky eyeballs they’re too scary to look at can’t handle it I’m honestly not sure why those spiders just don’t attack me they just kind of suck at PVP I guess I don’t know

Okay my game hopefully that doesn’t mean I’m about to get comboed to death it might though knowing this game you reckon I can just Pearl over to my other base oh yeah I’m on one heart could literally get killed at any moment I’m so helpless and

Defenseless oh no I’m on one heart wo was me whatever will I do I left the door open on accident whoops my mistake my bad I can make a cauldron I’m not sure why I would want this but I have no other use for the iron

So let’s put my Axel lot on there no I why can’t you have cauldron of Axel that’d be adorable oh well have a nice little rug yeah it’s good we’re just going to ignore that it’s Moss it wouldn’t rain that’s true turtle turtles on to something I’m going to let Turtle

Cook wait do these doors open both ways no okay also the texture suspiciously changes when I open and close the door it’s a little funky but whatever can we get a one who watches sighting what if I just venture out into the woods defenseless and stuff I mean

I’m not quite defenseless I’ve got like an entire Katana but I’m defenseless whatever will I do help help I’m just collecting melons nothing to see here is that a parrot hey I have anything to tame you with three seeds will you accept you could be like sir partin’s long last Cousin It first

Try I’m just that good he’ll follow me home he’ll follow I got this man I’m bringing you home bringing you home get up here we’re on our way come on Sir Partin do moner Partin just stop flying away and follow me please for the love of God you’re

Going to get killed these dwellers are Relentless man you never know what their next move is going to be I’m literally climbing the wrong Vine what is happening sir moner Partin come here come on hey uh can I like put my parent inside first before you you do some stuff thanks thank

You okay now I can Tango with the devil hey I’m just going to like eat melons in front of you oh where’d you go coward that’s awkward I ate I died eating a m well that was underwhelming oh you’re still after me or what I saw him for a

Second unluckily for him he can’t climb ladders he’s a super stinker he sucks anyway I’m back Back Sir monia Partin can I burn these nope can they be burnt they can’t oh right I did that in another video ironically the same video that sir Partin is from good night Turtle yeah

I’m going to actually log off pretty successful run all things considered I can have this lava cauldron does this cause a house fire just in case it does we’re not going to do that but we’ve made some some bang in progress look at this why is there a stripped log here

What excuse me wait why are they all why are they all like that what what happened why why why did all the logs strip themselves what happened what this was not me this was the dweller man this has to have been the Dwellers they know that it makes me so mad so

They just went over here and griefed my house you know what I’m keeping it cuz it kind of looks good honestly jokes on them it looks kind of good okay not sure what that why that happened but anyway thank you for watching and I’d say that is a good

Place to stop that is the end the