CHAOTIC START! Angry Thomas on QSMP PURGATORY

All whoa hey Max uh so the blind rat scaer into the open jaws of the Cat Welcome Sinners murderers Ren you know this used to be a cute little place I believe they called it EG Island I’m sure you all would have loved to be here they were so kind to send you this way unfortunately each I crashed I’m sure you all would have

Loved to be here they were so kind to send you this way unfortunately I despise each and every single one of you with every atom in my being people like you do not hello no unfortunately I despise each and every single one of you with every

In my being people like you does not deserve a pleasant little break from the stresses of your previous Island life dude ah [ __ ] man [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no did everyone crash Scamp it into the open mouth of the cat [ __ ] what egg Island Look he staring at Me uhoh hey uh hola fore for speech speeech okay or okay okay why are you H kicking me from my job c [Applause] c does he not realize like how overpowered we all are now like how powerful we are he’s going to get down watch oh good

Morning today I will broadcast to you Island weather forecast what an amazing time to be alive be what the [ __ ] okay quack I can’t move my camera C hold on oh nice place what the [ __ ] what what’s the matter oh yeah to I’m not having fun anymore Toby did die quite a

Lot oh my [Laughter] God oh hi oh no oh you’re not de so while the island is under maintenance to keep bringing you a unique experience you will be relocated too ah yes in this island you will experience a piece of heaven with amazing weather sunny days and so much

Fun we can’t wait to have you there want to stay on the island I’m walking in I’m walking in Walking In guys want to stay on the island it’ll be difficult to explain to your egg children that their parents don’t love them enough to come see them [ __ ] off

Haa nah for now enjoy the weather dudes no M hey yo hey yo what the [ __ ] [ __ ] the what the piss what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] hi Mr President if at one moment you can put a shellstone because we need to fight just

Private message me I put dark metal on I put if I’m not banned at the end of the stream it’s not a good stream okay oh my God okay okay okay okay like totally me no shot I didn’t think that would work I didn’t think that would work oh

This one doesn’t let me a there’s a way we can get in if you’re interested but there’s a certain spot we have to go oh wow [ __ ] me I guess we can do it right here yo let’s let’s okay I don’t know what they expected really I mean would

Would I know let’s just not touch anything it’s just one of those days you know just our children are missing so this is how we cope this is how we cope yeah I’ve been I’ve been working out wait did anyone else hear that that was a train

Oh [ __ ] dude oh [ __ ] oh my God what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did we just whoa what the [ __ ] these loading screens holy [ __ ] party train okay sorry I’m that was wait I can’t see [ __ ] hello hello it’s all black the wild my eyes have been turned off someone plug

My loading please wait oh we’re swapping servers wait we’re swapping servers right now train time let’s run this [ __ ] something just did a thing hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa it closed it chat I [ __ ] you not it closed Minecraft after that loading screen loaded up a new Minecraft

Instance which just has the [ __ ] eye as its icon I hit [Laughter] join oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] shit’s happening wait was it just black for you guys that entire time hello hello we just SWA servers what saving World [ __ ] what okay so apparently lots of people

Are having issues and qmp is now mining bitcoins on our computer so one second holy [ __ ] [ __ ] chat that was equally amazing and terrifying at the same time because I you didn’t see this chat okay I’m I’m loading up the the thing again you didn’t see this chat but

What happened was after that cinematic ended I saw on my desktop over here cuz I have two monitors I’m full screen on this one so I didn’t see it on this one but I looked over on my right and another Minecraft instance started up and I quickly hovered my mouse over it

And I was like huh and then the one I was in closed and the one that opened up became the main one and its icon changed from a Minecraft grass block to the eye to the Purgatory eye what the [ __ ] to be fair it worked seamlessly on my

End so well in fact I was like genuinely freaked Out it’s so loud I got to go oh all we have is oh there you go oh did I crash I crash dressed Up if I put Reverb on my Different guys where is everything I only have my where is everyone hello who’s Yelling what the I’m getting out of here wait can I drive this oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh uh am I oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay maybe maybe we don’t drive the train maybe we don’t drive the train wait wait should inside the train

Do I drive the train out of here do it mother is going on I don’t know oh wait the Train’s derailed yeah the Train’s derailed [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Oh oh I just got pinged by the admins hey too please do not touch the train yet oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay okay okay that’s awkward that’s awkward that’s awkward oh my goodness holy oh my God hello can you hear me I could hear you yeah yeah perfect perfect perfect hey what

The call [Applause] this you have been chosen for the most de oh my God blue team team oh blue team wait that’s me my oh [ __ ] No red team that’s me I’m not even in the right top five people aren even [ __ ] online let’s [ __ ] go this is actually the best [ __ ] [Applause] team why are we being separated in [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Green Team my brother my brother [ __ ] Green Team [ __ ] Green Team you can protect me

I’ve permanently D come back to us D we love you D what the [ __ ] why I have no blood but yes you’re coming with me right there’s three callers on the left I think it’s I think we need to like you don’t think we’re going to immedately

Fight oh my God yeah Green team’s going down I feel like I’m an MCC just like less Echo oh oh