Crafting Illegal Blocks in Minecraft – Insane!

We are about to break minecraft completely and craft some of the most cursed items we have ever created guys we are about to be crafting some of the craziest items we have ever crafted and this first one is going to make the most toxic dirt we’ve ever seen and in order

To do that we first have to craft ourselves some iron swords because we want this dirt to be very very sharp let’s pull down these three iron swords and we just need a dirt block with those because what would it be like if we shoved the iron swords

Inside of this dirt block so that it would actually cut your feet when you walked over it let’s get in here and place the iron swords across the top like this and then drop a dirt block right in the center and we get ourselves sharp dirt this sharp dirt looks exactly like

A regular dirt block except for one thing we have actually added the iron swords into the top of it so that if you were to walk over this sharp dirt you’re actually gonna take damages it actually is pretty dangerous i think truly the only good thing about this dirt block

Is that you can see the sword sticking out so you can avoid it if you’re thinking about it but at the same time what in the world is that if you had no idea what it was then you might just walk over just to find out

Then see oh boy we’re about to go out i’ve set up a whole wall of them right now and in the right location this might be a decent defense you might have to set up more than just one block wide of it because i guess somebody could probably

Jump over the top of it so you need a couple in order to make it most effective but this next recipe you won’t even be able to see that anything is off just by looking at the block we’re going to grab a piece of sand right here let’s say

This center piece go ahead just pick that up really fast and then we’re going to craft ourselves one wooden shovel and we’re going to dig out the sand inside the crafting table like this but not completely break we still want substructure left over this is gonna craft us some weak sand

Don’t confuse this with our regular sand this is not regular sand we can place this block down right here in the same exact spot and it looks exactly like every other piece of sand in the area but as soon as anybody walks over this piece of sand right here

They’re going to find out just how weak it actually is i think i lost track of which piece of sand it is i turned around for a second and now i can’t remember which piece of sand it was this one that one you fall right through the entire world down to your death

Now imagine having a row of those set up over some sand nobody would see him and as soon as they step over straight through to their doom now for our third recipe let’s look at this beautiful looking furnace right here totally functional operates just fine

We could use this all day long it never dies always helpful when you need it but we can destroy this furnace by placing a massive amount of weight on top of it and squish it down let’s take one of our furnaces here and then drop a heavy heavy anvil

On top of it and look at this a wide furnace it doesn’t even fit in the item section we better not show any of these villagers our secret let’s get out of this village before we launch it off we’ve got our furnace here ready to place down let’s

Toss it down look at this thing right here here’s a regular furnace next to it now we can still go into our regular furnace if we want and we could start munching some iron down get ourselves an iron ingot however on the wide furnace it’s got some awkward dimensions

And we’re gonna have to find something wide that we can put inside of it because if we try to go into the wide furnace it just says nothing fits it’s too wide none of these items are wide items the only hope that we have i feel like is making another white furnace and

Let’s try some inception over here place a wide for oh no it doesn’t work we can’t even put a wide for maybe if we equip it on our hands come on the moment of truth is upon us please no let’s get back to our destruction though collecting a few

Eggs and we found some chickens here which is going to be important because we’re going to alter them we’re going to change these chickens to be very dangerous chickens chickens you wouldn’t want to hang out with you wouldn’t want to go out to the coop to

Be able to pick up some eggs after we craft this new chicken because this chicken involves attaching deity to the chicken tia tea right at the top drop one of the chicken eggs there in the middle and a piece of red salt dust at the bottom and we have

Our exploding chicken egg now this is not an egg that you place on the ground this will actually spawn us an exploding chicken and the exploding chicken is very hostile towards other chickens so i apologize beforehand junior i’m about to spawn your arch nemesis place them down

Looks like a normal chicken stay away because if they get close to each other that’s scary i just jumped the exploding chicken will blow up when another chicken gets nearby let’s go for round two place him nearby and now we watch they’re wandering are they gonna get close to each other

No no no go near each other yeah come this way come over here there’s only one thing we can do in a moment like this we got our last piece of tnt no all right i think we should avoid the explosive animals for a little bit

Get rid of those eggs and instead let’s turn this regular oak door into something spectacular break this bad boy down and go into the crafting table and we’re gonna actually attach this torch to the door right here and then if we place this torch door down just toss it down like right there

The torch is actually attached to the door there now i hope those sheep don’t get too close because if they do negative things could happen let’s see if we could punch a sheep into the door he burns up as soon as he gets too close to the door

So the powers of this door are immense as you can see that torch better than average somehow the door gathers the powers from underneath and feeds the torch so the flame is extremely strong because this door is great for going in and out of our house

Oh gosh i’m so sorry pig look yeah but the door is also great for just eliminating the need of your furnace when you’re going home at the end of the day and you need to quickly finish up with smelting your materials all you gotta do

Is toss them in front of the door drop them right at the feet of the door and they instantly smell from the fire of this torch gold two all of it instantly smelted way faster than using a furnace too i might say now for this next recipe i

Want to quickly just store a few items here to be safe because it could get very very wild and then we’ll also just quickly do this in case things go south very quickly we’re gonna toss inside this crafting table obsidian clinton steel and oak stairs and that’s going to craft

The most magical looking stairs we have ever seen look at this the portal stairs now you can place these portal stairs down a good distance away from the door to your house because walking up these stairs is going to launch you forward at hyper speed i hope anyways initiating stair launch in five

Four three two one let’s go look at that it worked it launched us straight forward you could set this 20 blocks away from your house and launch right to your front door and you’re still facing the same direction wait a second guys i just set these portal stairs one

In front of the other all the way down this stretch here and i want to see if we can just walk right through all the stairs to get to the last one the first launch launched us from this stair to that second stair i want to see if we could instantly hit

That one again and go straight to the third one then to the fourth one here we go launching out the stair oh but this one was set no no get rid of this we got to move it one block forward all right testing number two really fast

Take down some foods that were fully fed for this portal speed here we go in three two one one two three four it worked theoretically you could just set it like half the world away from your house and just quickly teleport right through to your house the only thing is we need to

Get some sort of kind of key lock so that only registers our feet and not our enemies speed so no pig walks onto it and shoots forward and launches into the back of our bedroom and splats against the wall that would not be good but if we did

Want to stop somebody from teleporting through our stairs what we could do is craft ourselves some hard water on the other side that they launch into because hard water is very deadly let’s craft ourselves a block of iron and then place that right below a water bucket and we’re essentially

Just hiding the iron an extremely unforgiving surface to fall onto and we’re just hiding it below the water we got ourselves the hard water bucket here then we’re gonna just quickly craft ourselves a little pool of this hard water right below this very tall hillside here

And once we’ve got our pool set down we’re just gonna quickly climb to the top of this hillside so i can show you just how hard this water really is and let’s just take a peek very carefully over the edge here there is the hard water i

Assure you this water right here is not like that water over there because when i jump off this hillside here that water’s going to feel like smacking concrete here we go three two one oh oh no it is the hardest or this might even be harder than the ground

I don’t know if it’s easy to tell in minecraft it looks like it’s impossible to tell but that did not feel good those knees and ankles and feet not doing well who even knows if the respawn button is gonna work after taking a fall that hard