After flirting with a man I decided to start a drug Empire with my best friend that’s that’s that’s it that’s the episode that’s the whole thing I I hope you enjoy I’m always filled with joy when I’m around you let the joyous encounters between us flourish like a Gentle Melody here’s too many more like a gentle Melody like a gentle Melody I’m I’m freaking out I’m freaking out just a little I I oh oh my God oh my God holy crap oh that was that was something I’m processing that hello I I could I could see you placing Blocks you’re not slick H H surprise attack wait hello you’ve kind of found my secret lirer wait this is my secret layer no I I found this like two seconds ago and I I called dibs oh yeah I found it 3 seconds ago my butt I have a shank That is that is a pretty sharp shank not going to lie I actually have double shank oh my God why do you have double shank double the shanking put the shanks away do you know how to throw the shanks though what I I I I I I do not have the Motor skill in order to throw things I I don’t know how is there like a mental key bind for that okay yeah there’s a mental key okay so you you basically press Escape mentally right uh-huh uh-huh I see yep there you go there you go oh my God Jesus dude it it worked Hold on how much damage does this do Ow like half a heart like really load load it up load it up ow that’s like a heart how about this oh my God that my what I sorry I just stole I broke your dude that did so much my bad hey wait Red red what he got the wrong skin on I see well clearly I can’t break any role-play immersion by pressing escape disconnect and looking for the skin for like two seconds and then reconnecting and then looking for the texture resource pack so obviously I think what’s an even better immersive Immersion breaker is if like you know we just forc in the audience or I guess specifically your audience to just look at me with my OG skin in fact that can even break the immersion even more by taking this off and they’ll be forced to look at a business suit because that That that’s even more roope play assy isn’t it oh oh wait a minute you know I I I I am a man of many hats I I in fact I have another hat oh well now you just look like those dudes from that one Island like the scary dudes that took Away gucky you know fear is a bad perspective you know some people are scared of people in hoods other people are scared of bananas oranges you know fair enough broccoli Tomatoes snakes I’m not a I’m not a big fan of snakes spiders claustrophobia the fear of dying the Fear of heights the fear of I guess losing everybody you have ever known so you have to live a life of solidar for the rest of your life you know do you know any popular drug distribution rinks going on in the faction Isles currently I don’t think anybody is Distributing any illegal Substances now Perfect all right that’s a big sign note anyways uh I was I was thinking of setting up um a man cave yeah that’s that’s the best way to put it oh I’m getting your drift I’m getting manave definitely not a Smuggler to you know keep a bunch of Legal subst or substances and dist cave where where we do man things man things yeah and sometimes feminine things hey you know every man has like their feminine side you know like we can exactly oh we can paint our nails that’s too far well you know I was getting r Ed Up by a man a second ago but I could totally participate in your drug ring all right we’re going to have to pimp out this place man have you ever heard the phrase Pimp My Ride or I guess pimp my battleship my my ship my pirate ship We could be like ATV like ARG TV that’s our cover that’s our cover story that’s our if like we’re just Renovators we’re just pirate Renovators that that is that is a complete perfect so I I think the first thing we’re going to need as part of like a drug distribution ring we’re Going to need some Brewing stance hold on no we need blaze powder for that never mind that that actually hold on wait wait wait do you know how to make rum okay I I was thinking we could just use this as like you know perhaps like um like a maybe an under underground Distillery of sorts make some illegal some illegal rum and we we we also have like a little jacuzzi I think and then we got this little this little place that if we if we open this up and if we go down here there is nothing there’s completely nothing don’t worry about it All right first things first we’re going to need to get some wood or some construction suppli we really got to pin this place out all right cuz right now this this is embarrassing have you have you seen this place it’s just a bit of like dirt and stone we’re going to pimp This out like a Mattress Warehouse a mat I’ve never been to a Mattress Warehouse other mattress locations around the United States you know how they’re all just like yes they’re just fronts drug dens and money laundering and stuff you know so does that mean we need to set up a Mattress Warehouse in front of this hole yes we need beds then we need beds all the beds oh we need beds you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right we’re going to be mattress salesman oh yo wait we got a friend over here oh it appears We do wait is that just the the security guard yeah yeah oh no no no no no no oh shoot a no Joseph don’t do this don’t do this he’s really coming after you man did you not pay him get him Joseph Joseph get him Joseph leave me Alone it seems that I’ve clapped Joseph anyway we got we got to get some supplies well are we making this like multi-purpose are we making this a man cave and also a Mattress Warehouse or are we just making this like so here’s what I think we do Right is we consider this lower part the the the man cave in the front right just in case people walk in here they have no idea what they’re looking at all right it could be anything all right it could be a condo it could be it could be the Jacuzzi it could just be two Bros I kind of like condo is this our condo a condo could work but then up here up here right in this little area back here here’s where we have our like our um our our stuff our mattresses good stuff yeah We could call them mattresses I was going to say drugs well okay think about it right we could have the man cave out there then we can lead them into another area which is our Mattress Warehouse and then that area leads into the drug Den So it’s like so you want to lead the people into a very shady sewer yes so think about it right right it’s a front that’s fronting for another front that is fronting for drugs I see double FR like double fronts therefore it’s even harder to uncover Perfect all right I Think we should start with the man cave because I generally do not know how to make drugs yet kind of kind of weird to have a drug drugs we have to we’re going to have to study our drug making skills surely there is some subreddit that would give me all the information on Drugs that I would ever need all right where where do we get the the stuff for the stuff okay well we got to figure out what we need for oh we got a new bodyguard what yeah oh hello all right we’re just going to let him do this Thing oh wait there there is there is just there’s just lava over here th this doesn’t look like it goes anywhere I don’t I don’t think it does oh shoot oh shoot I seem to have fallen oh is that you over there I could have sworn I just saw you run past wait Oh yeah come over here red okay let’s go let’s go ransack Cleo’s place all right sounds good I will pay Cleo I I will not we’re only going to pay Cleo right because we don’t want the feds looking into our business if we start stealing you know hold on which faction is the Feds probably the herand cuz they’re all like the her they’re all like reputation based and like cops love recognized oh I see oh okay do like cops have like a cloud thing yeah this is where I found all the food dude I haven’t actually seen the Heron base yet this looks Amazing wait I oh okay you’re telling me I I stole from the police you stole from the police yeah uh harvested food for her in use and now the Kates Pop makes alcohol wait what o devised meal okay we’re going to give them a Ron flesh and we’re Going to borrow some of their hop wait oh wait that actually makes you nauseous oh perfect all right so we found our drugs by stealing from the police are we going to talk talk about the fact that the police are growing I don’t know but we’re going to make Better drugs it’s green I’m assuming it’s weed okay yeah no I take I I yep it’s definitely weed it’s definitely weed oh my wait hold on can we set one of these up please I think it would be so funny to set up like a little like Weed Barn oh we totally should oh my God that’s hilarious wait how do we even like plant this stuff uh I have enough wood for a trap police let’s see how they actually we need trap doors I mean I want to see how they made it real Quick I’m assuming you could just place it on the ground no oh hold on there’s seeds top seeds oh that might do it okay so you do like ah I did it okay we got we got our drugs we we found we found our drugs we Got our drug Supply going now um good good good good drugs very good drugs yeah the police might be making drugs as well but we’re going to be making the good quality stuff they’re just going to be making do we need okay so if we ever need agricultural produce we we go here Got it wait I should actually I’ll probably pay them back here have a spy glassel okay hold on I’m sorry but I cannot assist okay okay Gabriel doesn’t want to S Gabriel sure Gabriel can clearly see the farm from over here I apologize but I cannot comply request listen here gab Snitches get stitches all right I got a shank and not afraid to use it I got an ax it is not my intention to cause harm or engage in illegal activities I only seek knowledge and the truth through a nerd yeah that is that is quite cringe Being called a nerd is not an insult I take pride in my pres oh my God oh my God get let’s just get out of here you’re so cringe I hate this that was a terrible interaction we got our drugs now uh we got the drugs we just need Materials for our base I think I might have wood in my place come on oh perfect all right we already got the timber hold on do you how much money do you have uh 1.3k to the dot all right all right apple look at me look at me look at me Can you give me 500 it’s trust me it’s it’s going to be useful I promise you what do you need 500 for Appo Appo we’re Partners in CRI or no no Partners in Industry here all right you’re going to have to trust me you know for the sake Of our partnership I will trust you come on let’s go get that money for you I don’t know if my faction leader is going to be very supportive of me making drugs but as long as I’m making new friends and new family members I think and money And money and money that is true exactly I think Mar will be fine with it not nothing really says family like consuming a lot of illegal substances right together sure but specifically our customers yeah nothing says family like starting a meth lab with your family Members you know exact so you get it you understand huh all right red I trust you I was business partners I trust me too here put put here’s the deal uhhuh uh can I use this too yeah oh perfect all right so here’s the deal Appo I’m going To need you right you get the supplies I got to take care of my thing with the money trust me it’s an investment all right okay we’re going to meet up like back at then once you get the stuff and we will um we will start you know Putting together the lab in the man cave all right sounds good the lab in the manave perfect perfect all right I’ll see you in a little bit a little bit yep oh this is perfect I can’t believe I have so many friends on the aisles Already and all I had to do was like join an illegal drug cult sea lanterns could actually be really cool oh my Apple the one that red gave me nice oh I got all this stuff I got all this stuff oh my God red you’re going to be so impressed with the amount Of stuff I’m getting sugar cane oh this is perfect TNT Barrel I think that could also help okay I feel like I’m pretty set up now I feel like I’m good to go God this is going to be the best man cave ever I’m so hyped Boom hello hello yo did you get the stuff yes I got so much stuff come on now are are you good at building are you good at building men caves oh I’m I’m good at doing many things to men I mean caves hey I’m not judging you you you Off okay well we got our hop seeds I’m thinking first of all we start off with just like some very inconspicuous chairs perhaps we can have like four uh and some Spruce tables oh this is perfect like that maybe b b b b oh that’s perfect a chandelier that totally works why not Men caves what do men usually have some support beams that’s crucial that’s cool that’s cool and then we just put stuff on top of here like silly things like this oh let’s go that’s awesome I like that a lot actually and then obviously oh my God Huh Appo huh hello I went to use bathroom and a creeper came up behind me and blew me up and it it like it it like formed a giant creater in the ground man that’s not good here look at what I got I got like a chandelier up here man oh yeah That hype and you got like a little shelf right here uh-huh wait wait check this out double we can do a double chandelier moment wait is that a shelf or is that like an actual like Foundation or how does that work it’s like a foundation thing but look if we Can put chandeliers on top and it’s like they’re hold but would it be cool if we like add like a foundation up here we could like walk up there and stuff o okay okay okay all right so what I’m thinking we do like this so we keep that like That then hold on check this out check this out real quick hold on I’m cooking I’m cooking I was thinking right here wait we could have like another Foundation thing going somewhere if we put like a foundation up here maybe Foundation Eyes right here red right here yeah check this Out oh I see you yeah see you and then other side other side come on other side other side yeah oh look at that and then and then I also have some ropes but we could easily have it like right here kind of bam I like it T oh I see what you’re doing oh that’s cool yeah you get it oh and then I can have my bed right over here there we go God are we actually making something Cottage core this isn’t Cottage core this is manly oh yeah you’re right you’re right I’m really sensing the Testosterone being spread yeah exactly look at how much testosterone there is okay what really screams testosterone that we could make oh I have an idea what oh TNT no it has to be like a cluster it has to be like a big like a big cluster like it has to be several Like we have multiple pieces of TNT two more and then like a little yeah yeah there’s definitely not four is there not wait is there four not anymore what did you do with the okay whatever don’t worry about it if we put them like up here it can make it feel Like there’s more because we have it on like the corner oh I see you I see you also real quick can we can we call our uh can we call our drugs schuma schuma why like s k o o m a why if you know you Know sure why not let’s call it skuma if if if you know you know only like three people will understand that reference yo fair enough man how do I do the um the thing can you figure out how to do the thing with like the SE oh yeah well the Problem is okay we have to move this up just a little and then so now if you place it underneath it let me try yeah our drug Den is so stacked right now oh my God we’re growing the good stuff also do you have coal on you yeah I’d say we just want to put them kind of like where you know the produce maybe f it up a little bit why does this actually look really good this actually looks very hype I’m not going to lie I don’t know if it’s a shaders but it does Look pretty good wait wait wait wait wait every good man cave has to have a stripper pole I mean a friendly man pole Jonathan Jonathan get away from the pole Jonathan please get away from the pole red Jonathan’s on the pole H Jonathan’s dancing wait hold on is he Making a break forward no you’re not allowed to do that I I think I think Jonathan’s trying to leave man Jonathan please don’t don’t no no he really wouldn’t sound man he doesn’t like it no Jonathan you’re a mascot Jonathan Jonathan please can we can we call it Uncle Jonathan schuma Yes I think we definitely can I think that that seems Jonathan Jonathan please don’t make this hard man is literally doing parkour how is this possible why is he doing parkour to get out Jonathan’s doing parkour wait wait wait he’s he’s on a roll oh never mind he gave up It’s fine this also kind of helps us protect our drugs a little more because now we have like this fence right here true oh that works there we go dude we got this oh my God this is awesome dude I love Jonathan look at him go hi Jonathan wow Oh see Jonathan’s happy now we just had to like force him into isolation yeah he definitely looks happy it’s not as if he’s trying to break out he’s even learning how to climb a rope silly Jonathan Turtles can’t do that do you mind do you mind if I also sleep in your Um your bed yeah go ahead for go go ahead red sleep in my bed we’ll have to share a bed for now cuz I don’t have enough wool wait do you have two string I have I do not have two string I have four oh wait I have I have two pieces of Wool pop oh Pop Pop you like that do that again do that again Tunes Tunes oh there we go perfect looking very very homely nobody would ever suspect this is a drug then no not not the growing weed or anything definitely definitely not all right the problem is There’s nobody online right now to like get a customer hold on do we want to sell it to monster Slayer over here alcraft hop x43 is not a required item for this Quest the difference is name okay I don’t think I don’t think he wants a hold on Appo they just need a Little bit of peer pressure I think they do red I think they do also this is what I did with your money buy our drugs buy them buy our drugs buy them take them I will pop a cap in you take them please you’re not taking them I don’t have any Bullets so this is kind of this is kind of just a prop at the moment I think we did pretty good we got we got a quite a quite a Sol little man cave full of substances you know what I think we should do what should we do I think we Should celebrate with some drugs I think so too I think so too they they say you should not get high off your own off your own produce but I I think in this case in this case there’s no other way right yeah I think I think we have To I’m G to be honest I think I have Dynamic fov and whatnot off so like I didn’t really witness it but that that was crazy man that was crazy really liked it schuma dude I’m it that was Hardcore I’m like messed up 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This video, titled ‘Making A DRUG EMPIRE In Minecraft? [Pirates SMP]’, was uploaded by apokuna on 2024-01-15 19:00:08. It has garnered 301 views and 64 likes. The duration of the video is 00:21:02 or 1262 seconds.
Today my friend Reddoons and I built a “Man Cave” in minecraft on the PiratesSMP. But we got into some shenanigans! Including raiding a base for… substances?
The Pirates SMP is a new Minecraft Server that I, Apokuna created with Owengejuicetv!
The premise is simple. Players such as Smajor, InTheLittleWood, Tubbo, GoodTimesWithScar and Aimsey become pirates! They can ride ships, do quests, duel each other, and more!
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