Dahmeion – UNBELIEVABLE! First Time Beating Minecraft in Hardcore Mode | Pt 2

What’s up all right part two I never beat Minecraft before and uh we’re going to try to beat it today on Hardcore Mode because let’s make it more interesting shout out to Captain Nemo for the 1999 donation at the start of the stream appreciate that let’s just jump right into it man I’m

Ready no deaths today oh goodness New World AIDS land six uh hardcore mode there we go create new world can’t believe it guys it’s Christmas just a week away that is crazy yall got to check out my new skin hold up how do you do that

Li liberal check it out yo yo yo Mary krysler yo what’s up Mary Chrysler T boy what’s up mob BG we got the uh Peter Griffin drip probably downloaded like eight viruses to get this but he fine all right let’s kill some okay well should we kill sheep or should we get

Wood probably should get wood r five re sets you know it’s and it’s going to stay at five resets we ain’t resetting no more also let me know how the sound is I’ve been struggling with the sound lately are you watched last stream dude the sound was so loud why didn’t even tell

Me all right uh gosh this game is popping I felt like pixels have been looking better over the years anybody celebrate Hanukkah the sound is good oh I appreciate it tuna you know I tried to multi stream today to Twitch as well but it didn’t work out kind of disappointed

But you know what who needs twitch don’t they have like uncensored content now like some only fan stuff that’s crazy All right let’s kill some uh what are they called sheep look at my hand it’s like a slab of salami or something like a baloney rectangle block okay where where these sheep around here and where am I tripping hey Lois I’m in the block fck game hey Stewie I’m punching trees slab

Of salami skull dude it does doesn’t it I don’t like it I might have to change the skin maybe I should have went with the anime girl it was down to masato katuri or Peter Griffin but I chose Peta I’ve been on a really big Neon Genesis kick lately all right all right I need food for sustenance take my baloney brick you know what kind of scares me goats I don’t like their eyes kind of scare me isn’t that kind of sus that an animal

Is comparable to the devil you know what I’m saying like you see those goat pictures are like half human half goats it’s like oh this is Satan oh cool goats be scary that’s all I’m saying holy crap jackpot all right let’s not too good I can’t speak English yay at night it looks

Scary oh at night it looks scary just don’t just don’t like goats how how do you how do you build oh that’s right how do you play Minecraft that’s what I want to know their eyes their eyes are trippy I don’t like them I just don’t like

Them like wear some sungl if Goods weree sunglasses I’d be okay with them but they don’t so because they have no swag another reason to hate him I’m taking my time today son I ain’t rushing cuz last time I rushed didn’t go well uh all right let’s get some uh godamn uh Cobblestone nothing better be down here to kill me or I’m going to be a little up Set hey Lois we’re in the Stone Age my impressions are terrible I got to start working on Them I do Impressions towards my cat that she gives me no feedback so it’s like I’m making no Progress what is this gravel cringe cring gravel God this music is loud let me turn this down this Belgium imagine you sleeping at night and you see a goat peeing through the door oh my God that would terrify terrify the hell out of Me do goats and sheep sheep like have different language are they the same language is this Belgium oh dude this is Belgium Peak beling skull I also don’t understand why people like goats so much my cousin loves goats I can’t I don’t understand it which is why we’re not family anymore I don’t

Talk to her not until she resolves that problem she like owns goats who the [ __ ] owns a goat oh sorry are you the first five minutes like you can’t say the f word five minutes okay 6 minutes and 41 seconds got it oh what’s this never seen this block

Deite I I don’t know what this offbrand Cobblestone is but we’ll just take a couple just a few all right I suppose I should uh make a furnace you guys do anything crazy for Christmas sorry I was yapping about goats there for a while I don’t know why

I don’t know what’s wrong with my brain it’s off brand Doritos goats speak Chinese and sheep speak Japanese they sound the same like the [ __ ] they do kind of sound the same though like bro get your own language Merry Christmas fam hey Merry Christmas oh what’s up Anthony John what are you

Doing for Christmas Anthony any big plans oh we don’t have any coal oh I guess I guess we could use oh my God I guess we could use wood I feel like I feel cheap using wood I I know I don’t play this game but it just feels cheap

Using wood instead of coal I don’t know why let’s just make a sword why not I mean we’re here we had the Cobblestone if there were goats in this game would even oh I can’t kill a a father bro do you speak Clash of Clan dude I don’t speak Clash of Clan I

Should though I’m behind on The Clash of Clan more I mean play chilling with the family chilling with the family oh hell yeah yeah nobody better be working on Christmas or I’m going to be mad luckily I got Christmas off this here hell yeah hey look it’s my ex-wife it’s a sexist

Joke now laugh I can’t can’t kill the she the I mean I guess I could kill him but he’s a father I can’t kill a father not on Christmas bah ex-wife tears of joy tears of joy I can’t do the Frog NOP God my impressions are so

Cringe and bad I need to work on them all right give me an impression to practice and next week next stream I’ll have it mastered go ahead oh I Need don’t look at me is this your wife what’s what I think of women no I’m playing I love women women are cool go off the women girl the women the women girl the women I like are the ones that like And subscribe Griffin’s chin looks like testicles Griffin’s chin hey

Peter oh I should have looked at to see if we got a berserk Peter like a um Peter Griffith like a berserk reference anybody watch berserk here any big berserk fans God like I don’t know why I keep reading that manga it depresses me it’s like why it’s like hey what

Other bad thing can happen to this likable character oh this and also this all right I think I think we can ball now oh my goodness this is ridiculous uh you know one thing I know from Minecraft even though I’m a Noob is dig straight down well we’re not going to do

That what could go wrong really if you don’t dig straight down then you’re a liberal never read it it seems depressing it is depressing but there’s some good moments in it too I guess I guess I’m being a little uh complainer about it but I’m only on volume four I did watch

The anime itmes pretty good it’s free on YouTube if you want to give it give it a shot Albert Einstein once said dig straight down in Minecraft oh dude I love that guy Albert me and Albert we go way back aloh har again oh what’s up Winston oh dude your name is so

Tight I you can always trust a Winston the manga art is very good oh it’s so good man oh my goodness I’m like obsessed way back but like when when I read that Donovan scene oh dude that was messed up freaking Donovan bro I saw mean the

Other day it’s like Donovan did nothing wrong I’m like I’m pretty sure he did a lot of things wrong Don I am not a Donovan fan or I’m not a Donovan advocate yeah the first few minutes of this game play is going to be super boring so I’m

Going to be yapping a lot about various topics okay Winston isn’t it the monkey in OverWatch oh yeah I’m already I know it’s like I’m already Winston no I don’t know not a big OverWatch guy bro talk a lot to entertain yes I am I love OverWatch oh [ __ ] is back 1% female

Viewership at least I well I guess it’s wrong with me to assume you’re female guys can be [ __ ] too I suppose like Donovan from the anime NF Bastion oh Nerf Bastion that’s the lyrics sorry my lyrics are off goodness me this is pretty deep I need to find some coal

Because it’s going to be a pretty dark gameplay if I just dude what’s this what’s this offbrand Cobblestone imagine being a hardcore criminal in the 19th century only to be apprehended by a policeman in a funny hat called Winston bro you said you watch Naruto

Right oh I do watch Naruto every time I Winston comes in the chat I just picture like a bulldog with a cigar in his mouth it’s like yeah I’ll check out a Minecraft stream holy sh my goodness we’re not going to cuss this stream we’re going to be family friendly

Right guys oh my god oh D what am I doing okay think okay so if I dig like I don’t know where I should dig this pickaxe is about to break though think I dig Straight Ahead they’ll get to that little center pillar and then we can dig straight down family friendly yes

Diamonds sorry this is basically black gam play well I guess I could have put that in a different way it’s dark gameplay boruto that’s on Baro back where the holes where’s the holes I’ve never beaten Minecraft either and every time I say it I don’t ever pull through well n

I’m trying to beat it on on hardcore mode so it just make it more interesting for the viewers you know more more on the line it’ be kind of boring if you could die and revive yourself but Boro a man so there’s a thing called anime Cannon and

Then manga Cannon and like I’m trying to be a good sport and watch the anime Cannon but God it feels like filler it feels like filler so hard so I comea taking a break from you miss diamonds near where the holes you dog were really

Winston don’t play me dog cuz I will go back and I will sacrifice my life uh let’s let’s grab a couple me me me sorry guys for the tree you can’t see anything I bet we’ll get to Lava soon I’m already Winston can you believe it guys Christmas just a week

Away what you guys thought some riia Carey music are you down with her Christmas music I don’t know why but I think it’s easy to beat Minecraft but when I play it’s F seeking hard Minecraft is pretty hard dude can’t see anything top tier gameplay I can’t

Wait for Christmas what what you guys thought some Boro does anyone watch Boro here or Bor borito borto I don’t know his name the the little yellow guy can a young man finds Some Coal why am I drinking straight down anyways I’ll tell you what’s happening

I’m chopping up some blocks right now I watch boruto it looks boring boruto yeah there’s a lot of haters on boruto let’s just pretend he doesn’t exist you know what oh [ __ ] where am I oh dude am I going to die here what what is this

Stuff this feels like not a safe place but you know skull what about JoJo oh dude don’t get me started on jojo bro I’m I’m I’m a big fan you know it’s a little at times but I’m a huge fan part five personally is one of my

Favorites golden wind oh that’s the deep dark very dangerous can one hit full diamond I love JoJo All Right fellas what’s your favorite part of Jojo holy [ __ ] where am I uh I I don’t I think this is more in-game stuff where am I OMG I like that one too oh

Dude part five is so good oh my goodness part nine is Peak part nine the world the world part nine is that the one with the Wonder of you or is that the bra I watch people trip over a rock through my window oh man that’s my favorite JoJo

Part oh my God that’s Diamonds oh shoot um how should I do this all right maybe I should there is a monster that can instantly kill you wow that sounds op he sounds like a bummer actually I kind of like part 4 2 y DK y save cords save

Cords part don’t even have a pickaxe bro I I I I I do I do I promise I meant part eight Jo jellan that’s the best one IO I hear the uh B on that is like super op but uh what was I doing oh yeah can

You do this with wood I guess you I watched the JoJo’s Mexican version J J Baha Jaa oh my favorite show I’ll show myself out no tuna you stay here part four was pretty good too I like the I like his hair look at he’s

Blind I’m blind or or is or JoJo blind if your vision gets dark and you see a big black man run towards it as Helen Keller yes is some Helen Keller gam playay right here fellas do you think Helen Keller was real there’s a conspiracy that she’s not

Real or if it was just way overblown can a deaf and blind person speak H controversial you’re going to be mine diamond yes d man in your opinion who is the most strongest in JoJo in my opinion it’s jno joro’s pretty good he’s really good uh it’s kind of hard to beat him

But I can’t take any more cringe training it’s making me paranoid not a fan oh man I plan to drop one here here soon or film one this week but yeah it’s it’s getting bad for me too I’m starting to become cringe well more cringe than

Usual but uh yeah cringe training oh my goodness I still don’t have coal here I’m just going to oh jeez okay pretend I’m mining diamonds there’s only one Diamond here oh wow is it Joo or w WS who who’s that ws who’s what’s WS I forgot who WS is not good acronyms

The editing in the videos are improving NGL I appreciate it man I am trying to work hard on that you know they used to be such you remember how bad they used to be oh shoot let me get some of that uh Iron Baby E that was cringe I’m sorry I said

That I haven’t played trucking simulator in a while I actually bought the actual game instead of the demo that I had not I always mine around the diamonds more and I always find more diamonds near it [ __ ] I’m going to listen to you man I love your your name your name is so

Cool thank you [ __ ] very cool all right let me see sorry it’s not W it’s w u i like the videos they are funny but far out of some of the videos make me reconsider my decision to have eyes yeah sometimes I even question my

Own my own uh creative mind if you call it creative I’m just like hm I think this is more cringe than content but uh all right no diamonds damn you know I think if we like take our time we could actually beat it cuz I thought I felt I felt rushed last

Time also didn’t know I was doing it mostly works but sometimes it’s just a Loss does this give me anything I got Flint somehow yeah I think just this just gives me XP which I guess is important you guys are really going to have to help me with the uh is jono’s theme song the best oh my God yeah that Piano goes hard dude how can you not like it yeah people like part three the most part three is good don’t get me wrong it’s really good but I mean part five it just kind of hits Different no lava you’re not Allowed did I just go to Circle seriously okay how do you get out of here oh my four is best oh my that that that is this is a Problem oh no I don’t have any armor I haven’t played mcraft since 2018 what have I missed missed haven’t played Minecraft have you watched Attack on Titan I you know I haven’t played Minecraft since like oh God I tried to do a let’s play my channel when I first

Started but like I didn’t know anything about it but there’s bees in it now bro don’t know how to sprint listen I’m casually walking okay it’s called Walking with style slow and steady wins the race all right let’s go up I’m tired of this place

You play Clash of Cl I don’t actually I don’t have I watched a Attack on Titan no see I’m worried about watching it cuz people say it’s sad I don’t think I can handle their sad anime again Neon Genesis already messed me up with Neon Genesis you think it’s

Going to end good and it just never it just never there’s never that satisfying yay YY everything worked out it’s just Sadness it’s like you think you’re sad now you wait because we’re going to make you sadder I love Attack on Titan it’s so good except for like the brief Hospital scene that hospital scene when uh meets OA that was good it’s fine mostly all right the giant people do it pretty cool

Though what you guys’ favorite anime right now you you can only pick one anime thanks for Content bro your past streams are really good to have on when I’m doing admin for my work I really like the Pokémon ones oh we got to go back to Pokemon sometime I appreciate

That man thanks for the kind words you’re being too nice to me you need to start being mean like your content sucks step it up stuff like That oh yeah this where we were all right it’s probably still super dark for you guys sorry I’m almost out of here only I can find some coal Coal Bros where are you if you like coal give me a thumbs up I started Attack on Titan when I was

Like 11 so you’re probably fine when you’re 11 whose death is sad kuram is death or Jiah I don’t know that’s that’s a tough one that’s a tough one what do you think lapis okay guys you can’t see it but I’m getting blue brick dry was pretty sad though but but but like his wasn’t oh okay creeper sorry Attack on Titan on

Top for me I grew up with it but like with Jah though you kind of expected it though it’s like oh for me it’s Kur I literally cried yeah when when fur’s die it’s sad I think all right we got to get out of here we got to get back to the

Surface Attack on Titan on top of you he grew up with it because he grew up with Nar no I I actually grew up with Yu-Gi-Oh that was my stuff C games don’t worry guys I’m going to save the world with a magician card oh dude Diamond again nice ever

Watched Walking Dead saddest death was my guy leg being broken oh man M guy oh love me some M guy love some rock isn’t a furry rolling on the floor laughing I mean he is furry is he not you cannot you cannot tell me that that guy is not

Furry all right guys I got more Diamond but no coal still no coal that’s all right we’ll find coal I hear a skeleton you got to get out of here whoa do you guys see that what is that can I kill that I don’t know if I can should I I

Don’t know this is a risk got lapis Boo Boo the furry n furries are Cool Glow squid it’s a glowing squid it’s safe okay cool so you guys you guys [ __ ] with squids are you guys [ __ ] with this squid right now let me know in the comments below all right what is

That you can use the glow in con signs and color them with d you can use a glow ink and oh that letter will glow dude I love when Minecraft people get in my stream and and give me the harder facts people know so much about

Minecraft it’s like man like how do you know so much have you guys watched PewDiePie Christmas movie oh dude we watched uh in the Discord you watched um Santa Jaws if you try to [ __ ] the squid it would literally cut of your dick let’s try to avoid that that sounds

Unpleasant I had a patient the other day in their history it said Mass on anus no it said yes mass of anus and I was just like whoa I would never come to the doctor for that hell no I I die with an anus Mass anyways yeah I work in healthcare would not

Recommend well it’s all right not going not going to complain about it Jim Cary Grinch is awesome oh dude he he’s pretty good for that I saw an article the other day that said Jim Carrey thinks he’s God which is pretty bass since he was in Bruce

Almighty God I am yapping today aren’t I yap yap yap how about you play the game play the game and shut up oh CTS not working now I made a stripper signs with him and I tied bunnies to the pole with leads into the basement of my house in Minecraft

In Minecraft not in real life let me specify what if you did that that in real life though that’d be sick TTS I’m going to need you to work Buddy do your job TTS face blue wide eyes there we go do you like that we cuss in your

Stream in a funny way uh I prefer people not to say the n-word but you know they do and it’s unpleasant for me but uh yeah you know it’s fine best Christmas Christmas movie for me would be Muppet Christmas Carol whoa I have not seen that hold on guys we’re almost to the

Surface yeah I was watching the stream the other day and it was just like completely dark like 90% of the stream I was like oh wow look at this content I made like this is pretty good hold on more iron got to I love Iron almost as much as I love

Coal almost every time you die in the clouse is my favorite clouse it made me cry when I watched it how long have you worked in healthcare game your knowledge grows so [ __ ] and all is all right but the nword is a big no no no I prefer not the n-word at all

Yes I think like the nword is like making a comeback on Instagram you guys notice that all my reals are filled with it I don’t know why uh how long have you worked in healthcare 5 years can you believe it oh my goodness 5 years is enough let’s be a Minecraft

Streamer n but really it’s fine uh game your knowledge grows hell yeah getting a little smarter how deep was I goodness me this is like the biggest hole what is your insta pause that’s the same I was playing VR in an 8-year-old kid was screaming it playing BR uh Battle

Royal which one like I said I’m bad at acronyms what is your insta same as my YouTube name look at me got both VR oh VR oh VR is crazy I’ve seen a bunch of real on VR there’s this one guy who like tortures kids on Among Us

VR it’s pretty C oh great it’s night time nice zombie oh my God I dug up a mountain that’s why holy crap I could have been oh my goodness what bad Luck how you sprint oh yeah so many crazy I know right the skeletons are camping my little uh what’s it called oven I guess we get more wood I guess we to get armor we have plenty of that iron stuff I don’t know what it’s called iron

Ore what do you guys want for Christmas that’s a good question holy crap thanks for the two likes on the stream appreciate dude I went to uh the store today and uh they were playing some like awful Christmas music like some offbrand kidsbop stuff every time you die in the

Game your knowledge of it grows so by that logic you’ll get better every time have like a billion deaths God I hope I could I get a win under 10 you know under 10 resets your friends are already dead so I had to take you out too I’m sorry imagine being a

Cow I guess your mom doesn’t have to imagine but oh favorite fan rank it from 1 to 10 and you have to answer who is your favorite fan rank it from 1 to 10 and you have to answer who is your favorite fan rank it from 1 to 10 and

You answer not k i d z b o p if you want to watch a really sad movie watch a man called it made my boyfriend ball it’s such a sad movie bro I oh I was trying to troll him oh damn I had Diamond what am I doing

All right pretend that didn’t happen here I’m going to attempt double click God damn it that that that really pissed me me off that that was such a needless death W WP who is your favorite fan rank it from 1 to 10 and you have to answer rank your

Fav no all right it’s fine it’s fine AIDS o AIDS land s seven seven all right maybe we’ll get a better I had diamonds too oh okay AIDS Land seven on Hardcore Mode why’ I do that that was so stupid I should have dug a hole and

Just oh I can believe we’re starting over again okay I’m sorry boys and [ __ ] if you’re a woman drop a like on the screen let’s see we’re seeing Herobrine this stream I can feel it is he real oh yeah by the way Liberal oh sorry I got to change that

Look at this hey Lois hey Lois all right that’s all the Impressions I have Liberal I’m Peter Griffin cooh hog these you guys’s favorite favorite Family Guy character maybe you don’t like Family Guy maybe you like American Dad I feel like American dad’s pretty Peak uh if you want watch BR should play a background song play a background song I probably

Should I’m sure you guys don’t like Minecraft music too much Peter is the best Peter’s the best I agree uh sad movie watch a man called Auto build your base first build my base you’re probably right it made your boyfriend cry I don’t want

To cry why why do you guys want think I want to cry I don’t want to cry or maybe I Do if you cry unlike unlike the street Mom it’s good to cry got to let it out man can’t let that stuff built up we Christmas music [ __ ] who cry uh we Christmas music here let me Google It we Christmas okay this is not YouTube We Christmas music all I want for Christmas is you we shop M okay this is only like three minutes long I’m I need like a compilation 70 minutes of winter and holidays Nintendo music all right Minecraft OST still hits

Oh M Minecraft is so good ginin Impact just too Loud bro should play fun please but make sure to turn Minecraft music let if the sounds messed up just let me Know sounds like game show music we’re going to play is it Christmas you guys are going to kill me but I’m going to make a dirt house oh my God no it’s not what your guys’ favorite game show you guys have a favorite game show what an odd question I know me personally I kind of like uh what do you call it Jeopardy even

Though I get none the questions wrong or none the questions right I’m liking these bests just the right amount of joviality oh Anthony if only if only I was smart enough to know what joviality Meant but Jeopardy has like such a good vibe that makes sense like the colors the [Applause] music oh Damn hope you guys like dirt I have to go by favorite game show would I lie to you goodbye Mob music thanks for watching hope you have a splendid day I will come back after 30 minutes never returns again dies all right this is my base right now okay it’s the it’s

Humble my favorite favorite would I lie to you is that an actual game show oh cringe weak uh okay oh my God I’m going try to get a little faster I need to make a door for my [Applause] okay this song is actually horrible I’m skipping the head let’s try snow video game

Music it’s a British game show oh British British ammal Crossing okay we’re going to skip ahead ooh Donkey Kong Country ice cave chant love me some ice game chance how is are you British and if you are why why not change n British people are cool all

Right how do you guys like my Base M it’s humble I like it all right let’s find some Cobblestone get into the Stone Age why don’t We oh we probably need some food don’t we oh damn I always forget about the food that you need to eat in this game damn boded hello piggy I’m Australian I consume a lot of British TV haha oh do you guys get British TV in uh in the UK or uh not

The UK in Australia that’s crazy that’d be kind of weird what’s the overall uh base opinion on England and Australia I don’t know why it had so many pauses in there but it is what it Is what’s up little guy chickens kind of scare me and turkeys turkeys scare me too not a big fan of turkeys I like the neck thing okay where’s my house that just lose my house over coal finally ehhh we don’t need them don’t need Them can I get a uh large coal Please oh man what’s this one chili chili Lake Mario Party 3 whoa that game is old like me we’re all going to die soon isn’t that a great thought to have all right where the hell’s my House I should have marked my House did I really just lose my house nah oh it’s right here no it’s not oh it’s right here it varies most people are neutral about them expert when it comes to beating them in the cricket ha we will live to see the end that’s all that matters pretty neutral about Him is Cricket a real sport that’s badass Cricket’s badass we’re in the Stone Age people wake up honey wake up he’s in the Stone Age he believe guys Stone Age we could we do a little cooking I’ll be right back okay [ __ ] safe travels I’m not really digging Mario Party 3 Pokey Village Theme MHP 2 what’s MHP 2 I don’t know I kind of dig it it’s kind of like a jungle jungle Christmas do jungle people celebrate Christmas Oh I need more stick oh this is horrible oh I don’t have any wood that’s cringe no Wood I’m going ask you a very serious question this is a little political so don’t get mad at me what do you like more Red Bull or Monster be real with me okay don’t just Pander to me I want I want a real and honest Answer I was a monster guy but now Red Bull dude it just hits different and it doesn’t have circulos in it which I dig that circulos has been messing up my stomach for real It’s getting dark out you know what that Means holy crap Anthony John with a 10 thanks so much for the stream bro appreciate your efforts and a merry Christmas and a happy New Year dog thank you man you didn’t have to donate appreciate you man I don’t know why stream elements isn’t doing its

Job dude stream elements is about to get unemployed for uh stream Labs ridiculous but thank you man I really appreciate that you didn’t have to do that you’re you’re a godsent you’re a scholar come to America why Not uh was I going to do again oh yeah I was going to Dig my brain’s not working oh my God there we go Shovel man I don’t know why didn’t read your comment that’s kind of sus I’m sorry I didn’t read your comment sir ever consider playing Pokemon I have Winston I have I actually uh did a Nuzlocke and it went horribly horribly I am so bad at Pokemon I did

Not realize how bad at Pokémon I was but I was literally so bad That hey what am I doing I shouldn’t do This like Winston like on a scale 1 to 10 I am A5 when it comes to uh uh Whatchamacallit freaking Pokemon oh finally we have light in here oh isn’t it nice have White we’ll Spruce it up put one right here one right here clean this up a little bit you know while we wait for Sunrise oh we should probably get a bed right a I forget about the beds a bed in Minecraft so many weeds man we need some cows out

Here CLE this stuff Up Ah he sheep around here hey have you seen a sheep young man have you seen a sheep he’s got a gun Ah and nothing Society was lost what’s this I will come to America to escape the spiders dude I’m like so scared of spiders man how do you deal with that HH HH hello cool man we have a cool man here I want to say hello to cool

Man cool man and I go way back cool man and I started a uh company together in ‘ 05 it didn’t work out and the but uh you know do I not have a cobblestone pickaxe oh we Do I love torches oh my goodness did I tell you that guys I’m like Pro Torch you what s straight down why not we’re trying to beat the game hello cool man handshake I’m going to go see a concert on June 13th and I’m so excited for it which concert I won’t judge oh my God don’t mind me I’m just going to dig straight down for the eighth or sorry seventh time oh Yes it’s for Melanie Martinez whoa that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time dang yo handshake light skin tone dark skin tone Oh Light skinn Brothers rise up Melanie Martinez that’s what’s up I didn’t know she was still around that’s that’s what’s up that’s what’s

Up I’m going with my sister and we have been talking about going to one of hers for so long since like 2018 2018 oh it’s a long time coming shees all right what’s the deal man why is there water down here it’s kind of Cringe I’m anti-water We love her what monkey face monkey face I’m happy for you man have fun have fun of your uh concert dude You Know M Martinez slaps I’m not going to lie I’m I’m a fan well I us I used to be a Fan this music is way too happy for Me imagine M Martinez fortnite Minecraft too oh you’ve never beaten it oh well dude you’re in the same bow as me whoa oh my God this where I get in trouble at we all know this is where I die a new album is great in my opinion she has a

New album oh man I didn’t I didn’t realize she made a new album I I listen to that one her first one which goes hard this Hard I’ve been a fan of her since like uh the voice I think I think it was the voice and like Christina agular basically was like never going to make last summer How oh cuz like I am just not caught up in culture I’m pretty oblivious whoa do we have hit the oh my gosh this is where all all the coal was hiding last game holy crap oh my good oh my gosh dude I love Coal dude oh my god dude oh my God there’s so much of It oh my God this is a great Christmas guys Santa’s going to love this I was going to say there’s more coal behind this I’m going to [ __ ] myself I’mma leave for a bit thanks for streaming it made my day hey thanks Winston man I appreciate you stopping in

You made my day right back at you save Travels been a lot watching lot of motorcycle accidents on Instagram lately about you guys any Instagram accident enjoyers Here looks like there’s like fire down there Sam you should play lethal company I would so watch that lethal company I’ve been seeing that around lately I saw that on a meme Instagram What Instagram car accidents they’re pretty great Santa gave you coal does this mean you’re on the nauy or Nice List dude I want a nice list baby unlimited torches uh what’s I going to do oh yes stone pickaxe we need a couple of these bad boys

Uh gosh we need really we need some more iron not exactly ideal need some armor too you can’t make wood armor cringe cringe that’d be sick I shouldn’t go down there fellas I should I should not go down there let’s clear the area out a little

Bit I need some more Vision cuz you know there’s like a skeleton man or what have you not what or what not what have you not dude I’m like having a Stroke any uh anybody want to kill me down here nobody better kill me cuz that would make me kind of oh my god dude more Cole I’ll indulge BRB taking put the rubbish man running rubbish well hey safe travels man holy crap dude we’re like in a mysterious area iron ore

Whoa I put down a torch I need to remember that you guys can’t see much when it’s dark be sure to yell at me too and don’t be like hey we can’t see put down a torch be like hey [ __ ] you’re streaming a game how about

Letting us see it be mean to me oh no not the green water what does green water mean is that bad is green water Bad it’s not like poison or anything is it no my iron Ore stupid green water why you go [ __ ] yourself whoa I’m sorry more green oh dude it’s getting okay any more iron ore in the house mind if I snatch up some of that iron ore dude this is like no it’s because of the biome you’re in oh the

Biome the green [ __ ] water changes depending on what biome you’re in oh my God I got try music this music’s like overwhelming my mind oh [ __ ] this is live I follow your Facebook oh what’s up appreciate you oh it’s just a color that’s what they all say thanks for following the Facebook

Man I appreciate You and Facebook man Facebook is crazy you know what’s crazy about Facebook is that I have a lot of foreign followers uh which I kind of dig like foreigners have a good sense of Humor I don’t know why I said that that was no need to to say that you know who I like foreigners like that there was no need for that should I drop down here oh Goodness hey it worked out look at that I guess water is good after all but yeah how you you doing Brandon Brandon Wilds out I don’t understand the algorithm L the the algorithm on Facebook oh yeah it’s pretty uh oh my god dude we are in

It oh my god dude I tried I tried Twitter once or X oh dude it was it was a pain in my ass I don’t really understand It which I no not the iron ore which I guess makes me a boomer but oh my oh my oh my god dude I’m about to freak Out okay now should I drop down I see a Creeper down there not that I’m Prejudice about all Creeper I’m sure there’s some nice Creepers out there o I don’t think think I could run a page well so I feel I have a [ __ ] post account and that’s

It no you should make an account man I I I fully support that you should make an account and then post on my page [ __ ] just became a sponsor yo [ __ ] thanks for becoming a sponsor [ __ ] oh man this [ __ ] this [ __ ] is all right everybody say hi to

[ __ ] thank you [ __ ] I appreciate you but no Brandon you should because and you should like comment on my page like funny stuff I when I post and then boom you get more followers it’s definitely a grind at first though oh my god dude it’s such a

Grind it’s kind of sad I’ve been doing this since high school like early 20110 that’s big sad Man um let’s see here yes we’re cooking now like literally get the coal started oh we are just killing it right now I like the content it’s very chill and funny smiley face oh hey I appreciate it man that’s commitment I respect it I really appreciate that [ __ ] that’s some kind

Words y’all are too nice to me say say some bad things right Now uh I’m trying to think of bad things about me uh [ __ ] because a sponsor OMG dude right dude [ __ ] is on it dude this [ __ ] I can get down with this [ __ ] D is a dummy he he I oh there you go there I was take offense to that like

I’m not stupid but I am though let’s be real that’s bad right that’s bad oh dude hey yo look at this guy’s forehead that’s a good one my head’s so big though so big if my hairline gets worse oh buddy we are in for some trouble

Oh oh man wish oh my God oh my God Damen really is a dummy he He oh is this Mario Kart the Penguins dude I love Mario Kart as you command you’re going to die in Minecraft Brandon I I I that’s probably the worst thing anyone has ever said to me how take that back sir you take that back I predict a creeper drops on you oh

Oh you Brandon crossed the line honestly Brandon you’re you’re probably you’re probably right Brandon you’re probably right creepers be like I wonder if there’s like a mod to change the way Creepers look whoa oh man l oh what’s that uh oh yeah Sharon Noble squid Sharon Noble squid top and bottom

Text someone make that Meme all right we’re not going to rush this I really like the area you are in now it’s like a giant Cavern very mysterious yeah it’s so big there are texture packs that change creepers yes oh D if you have any advice on Minecraft please drop it below if you

See me doing something sus just say hey man stop being the dummy you’re being a dummy in your Live cool okay let’s just make armor let’s be real I’m I’m I’m going to need it oh okay at least I got something H Lois I have iron armor yo yo Peter kind of looks drippy though does Peter have a a cigarette Peter no you should get a

Scary mod for Minecraft that would be so funny oh I’m a casual at Minecraft the best I can do is wish you luck I don’t believe that you just wait you you wait sir I’m sure you going to have some cool knowledge for

Me SC a scary mod I didn’t I do I didn’t do well with Resident Evil 8 that was or Village whatever you want to call it that’s that that was scary to me can you imagine a scary model of Minecraft I i’ fold dude I would

Fold oh gold why oh my God why did I not make an iron pickaxe am am I am I literally a dummy I’m sure I’m sure there’s some iron ore around here that’s like easily accessible oh oh it’s right here okay sweet now don’t fall or you’re cringe it’s a good

Motivator what if I told you guys I’m actually cringe in real life there are official texture packs made by Minecraft Fe the pirate One turns creepers into crabs with giant shells a dude crabs lowkey freak me out because they look like spiders but Krabby from Pokemon

Doesn’t freak me out I like him is that weird is that racist I like the animated crab better or does that make me a weeb which is probably worse than racist all right where was that where’s that at right right above me right oh right here ooh

Now you’re going to come to me crabs please use protection diamond armor diamonds on my wrist I can’t believe I had diamonds last reset and I and I blew it by messing around with that creeper I’m was like here I’ll make this creeper explode Kindler was fire in the Pokémon

Anime expect he got beaten by Psyduck Kindler I I don’t know who that is oh Kingler oh oh dude Kingler is badass is it Tre can get crabs from a toilet seat cuz if if so G that’d be so Unfortunate I used to be one of those people that would not [ __ ] in public now I just don’t care uh let’s cook this food first I know that’s kind of cringe to use coal to fix food I hear but bat you guys think Batman’s cringe I mean really think about it

Really like think hard about it because this guy dresses up right in like this black suit with a bat like like a bat themed suit he just goes around punching people that that is cringe right I’m not tripping right out of all the superheroes you pick Batman to be your

Favorite I mean his drip is cool his drip is cool especially the one with like the the red uh the animated with the red uh Batman symbol that was that goes hard but like in a real world context that’d be kind of cringe right imagine Elon mus he’s cringe when

You break it down but he’s badass he he is badass in in his world but imagine Elon Musk dressing up as Batman I think Batman is cool Batman is cool in like his world but like imagine um Jeff Bezos being Batman that would be like Omega cringe right that would be Horrible and like a real world context like Batman should a guy who dresses like a bat clearly has issues Bruce Wy oh dude oh I’m trying to cook chicken again okay that was cringe uh oh you can’t stack pickaxes all right I am super Cringe Bruce Wayne man I guess you’re right I I I suppose I can I can agree with that I can agree with That here who’s you guys’ favorite superhero though is it Batman I’m going to be be the next Batman but broken in a fish costume I am Fish Man Hey look it’s Aquaman you like you like stop like [ __ ] I am Fish Man pending pending copyright iron hell

Yeah why does why do I still have a wood sword okay um gosh I wish I can find some more iron ore before he drop down further cuz H that’s just risky right favorite superhero is either Batman or Daredevil Daredevil now that’s a guy that’s blind blind as Hell that’s kind of badass that he’s blind because if I was blind I would just give up I’d be like yep I’m a blind guy Though I’m not going to do cool blind guy [ __ ] either I’m just going to sit there and read dots all the time never go out imagine getting lost as a blind guy that’d be so scary right so freaking Scary it is not a good idea to go down there but I’m going to mine is Batman but Spider-Man is a close second the serse stuff is pretty cool he’s like Batman but kills people because he’s not a [ __ ] spawn now he’s badass he wasn’t Mortal Kombat

11 oh more iron ore nice okay how should I go about doing this I guess I can just dig straight Down Daredevil is a really good lawyer lawyers be like let me fight crime too cuz cuz sa Goodman be um a good Daredevil do you think or is that like a am I a fool for asking that of course he would be right like of course he’s s

Goodman I think be funny to see him in the their double suit be little Comical give me a good haha I am back oh what’s up Mom music hey who’s your favorite superhero man we’re have we’re having a bit of a discussion here a grown-up Discussion I think I passed it which would be cringe that’s oh my God Superman I guess Superman now that’s a now that’s a an answer I was not expecting all right bro I’m heading off thanks for the stream and much love s later dude thanks for joining appreciate all the love appreciate the donation let appreciate you as a person thanks for hanging out man God

Bless uh where was this iron ore at am I stupid don’t answer that oh my God here it is bye Anthony Anthony and I go way back we fought in war together against the em oh my god dude that’s like the fifth iron ore I just dropped we’re going to dig straight down

Oh that creeper is camping for me oh man there’s so oh my God there’s so many skeletons is this even worth it oh I I don’t know I don’t know man wait what are we rocking with here we have three iron ore I don’t think it’s going to cut it Chief this is

Risky Everybody Must Love the Sunday update no not the Emu War the Sunday update oh my God my favorite update for my favorite YouTuber demonion how how do you pronounce that guy’s name oh yes my iron ore what’s up baby okay it’s kind of dark I know

But let me try to find some Diamond real [Laughter] quick try to avoid the creepers speak of the goddamn devil kind of got lucky there this mus goes hard what is this creeper oh [Laughter] man oh Jeez what’s in here there anything hiding in here that would kill me that’d be a little uh upsetting like you oh [ __ ] I I don’t have a sword out or anything oh my goodness I might be [ __ ] oh no this is just not good yeah fight each other the zombie is saying

Brew zombie man likes meme what am I doing down here I am I am not ready to be down here o creeper oh my God it’s Diamonds oh my God no not like This What what no oh my God how how I want to know how how bro should I join your Discord you should absolutely join my Discord and you should flame me for dying there oh my dude are you serious right now oh that was so Cringe so cringe all right I will join to cheer you up I appreciate you Man AIDS World 8 is going to be the One eight World anyways sorry I was yelling to the mic can’t you believe it guys it’s Christmas just a week away oh great I’m been frozen I’m sure this is the ideal biome surely polar bear oh man I love polar bear surely he’s friendly whoa ice can you eat polar

Bear friendly not friendly holy crap he does a lot of damage what an [ __ ] rollink expired I am the only one watching Good you’re going to see me do some [ __ ] base link I’ll get you a link you bet your ass I’m going to get you a link right after I build these sticks your Discord link is expired that’s that’s pretty cringe actually um hold on almost there let me know if this

Works also put in the description https colon discord.gg a8s CFN it’s also update in the description hurry the [ __ ] up joke hurry the [ __ ] up just kidding not really but Seriously oh my goodness what a shitty biome this can’t be ideal Right Dig use your meat Club dude I know poor bears would like chill like That all right we should be good for now Okay how do you half it oh we’re cooking Cool bro you should definitely make me mod in your Discord to piss everybody in Discord joke that be h arious actually people would be mad but it’s fine though cuz it’s it’s uh it’ll be fine oh fish oh I love fish is there anything in Here I guess not damn yeah that’s probably byad idea to dig in there what the hell where did he come from what an [ __ ] there’s got to be like some cool stuff around here right oh yes Jackpot we got to eat like ASAP I just pissed of tuna in your Discord why tuna’s good People tuna CH tuna tuna tuna A Vibe it’s my favorite fish Bruh goodness me all right He called me a [ __ ] and I cried oh no not the V word I hate the b word bro for real I need more food Now bunny can you eat bunny you can where’ the child go man this biome is like not great dude Poore bear oh [ __ ] hopefully this gives me a bunch of bunch of meat points whatever they call Health Points cut the rabbit oh I love big Chun in the morning yeah well that kind of sucked all right you kidding Me oh my God you’re coming with me okay gotta find some uh goddamn uh animal hey Bro Really you have to die it’s for my substance oh dude this guy has like d this guy’s cracked I’m sorry dog he put up a good fight Though dude really oh my God this is like the worst biome ever I Think okay let’s cook This Big chungus where’s my Wood yeah we’re going to dip out of here Dog R about to start a counter stream Brew all right you go ahead dude you cried oh I cried I cried Hard well sorry no I don’t cry I’m a Man that’s right I’m a stereotypical man that does not cry at all actually I cry all the time it’s healthy for you what’s this is this important oh God what is This oh my goodness oh goodness what is the ship I never something on the ship dude I may be a Minecraft Noob but ships do be having stuff Though right I’m right right I’m definitely Right like seriously there’s got to be something down Here axes are so cringe I think come on man there’s got to be something on this ship right come on it would just have this all right you know what actually I hate pirate ships now and I hate one piece all right oh good nighttime this is just what I

Needed in this snowy Hell oh sweet that’s where I was as backtracked nice all right now I’m ready for Adventures like what if this is like the actually the best biome to to to get in and like I’m just blowing it right now we don’t like your kind bye oh god dude skeletons are oh my God they’re just so Cringe oh my God what the [ __ ] was that did I look him in the eyes bro came up on me in a hurry okay I’m actually kind of glad Bye Felicia eight eight times this is great this is good for us Aid land nine now we’re Cooking God I love watermelon Red Bull oh my Goodness I’ve never had a kidney stone before but trust me I think one’s ruined cooking one up I mean I’ve never had a kidney stone before like how how much soda you drinking to the point where like I used to drink a lot of freaking soda man there’s somebody at your front door oh good it’s the FBI All right let’s take this Seriously where’s the animals can I get uh some animals to kill oh sweet this is pretty ideal Uh stick you wouldn’t think stick would be important but it Is Oh we’re straight Cooking this is pretty Ideal not sure if you’re a Minecraft expert like me but this is pretty good for us I think this is the one like honestly this is definitely the One Oh this music’s cooking straight Gas All Right oh yeah the Stone Age super cool all right let’s find some animals real quick and then uh we’ll explore this cave and of course get some diamonds oh [ __ ] uh yeah I’m not ready for this actually but I’ll come back to you I’ll come back to this hole when I’m Ready let’s see here God damn there’s no freaking Wildlife here Dude the jungle people got them all is that be can you eat a bee let me know all right okay seriously where’s the freaking animals at this is kind of shitty no Animals no Animals dude this land is Barren like actually actually kind of cringe oh my God there’s only freaking bees here dude how dare you sad face I was supposed to commit a domestic crime in the chocolate stream well go to commit this domestic crime you should have you tried hitting Him oh bang cowage we do a little cow killing uh Mr Dick chocolate yeah when are you going to when are you going to like make him like uh stream on Twitch or YouTube I have he still doesn’t listen still doesn’t listen to you oh [ __ ] can’t have

That got to make him start streaming on like twitch or YouTube start bringing in that check you know I’m saying yeah yeah you got to tell him to sell [Applause] out let’s see here oh bro oh chicken finally domestic animal damn you’re a body Dude what’s up chief Chief Keef all right this is Ideal uh what what the [ __ ] am I doing um excuse me not enough Cobble Stone oh goodness Goodness Me I love getting stoned like And subscribe okay boom there we have It sorry I’m cooking your homies he had no friends he had the die we can’t be having incel chickens in our Minecraft world what are you talking About incels be like women I’m telling you dud if incels were just to talk to people their lives would be so much better but they don’t talk to people they’re just like women bad and um that’s it oh my God jump I know you ain’t Kobe Bryant but

Damn now why is this chicken darker than that chicken is there a difference oh cuz this raw chicken gotcha cook Faster me do a little cooking any other people I can Kill he and Jeffrey dmer had like a certain Taste of people you know what I’m getting that chief of course you’re watching this as a VOD you can’t answer me but I want I want you to answer me anyways answer me anyways all different people got to taste

Different if you know what I’m saying all right we got our coal okay we got we got to make some torches [ __ ] 40 torches still not Enough got to make some more pickaxes like low key I’m actually feeling like good about this game good uh game Merry Christmas Hao finally can watch stream with family oh hell yeah hello Hobo’s Mom and Dad hope you’re doing well in the hobo Shel holy [ __ ] I’m sorry I’m sorry Hobo’s family Um I I don’t usually talk like that I don’t usually pop off like That but the Minecraft terrorist almost kill me I think I’m valid even if you’re like a hardcore Christian that there’s a terrorist on a plane I expect you’d be like holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] there’s a terrorist on this God damn It yo yo yo yo yo yo mob like your pfp in Discord oh yeah it’s me actually that’s literally me not even joking that’s my mug shot Oh dude I’m if I die in this game again like wait why can’t I eat this eat the steak oh cuz my health is full all right dude if I die again I am not going to be freaking happy I’m going to be a little upset

Low key I will put my mug shot as my pfp also this music LOL yes music sucks this is a recommendation Let’s uh get rid of this and let’s get the bangers on they wanted like Christmas theme music and I was like I can [ __ ] with

That and I found like a video game playlist it was just not cooking the way I wanted it to bro these zombies are trying to piss me off bro put Funk please come on Funk oh jeez oh jeez that that’s that’s too high adrenaline for me listen if you don’t listen to the

Minecraft OST Sigma and P oh a sigma oh you know how to talk to me you know how to rule a man nothing nothing better than being a sigma except for maybe having a girlfriend but that’s for another Time I should I should put that on my Tinder if I ever make a Tinder looking for girlfriend to farm for views just sit here on stream because you know like streamers do that right they like streaming with my hot girlfriend and it’s like oh the views they

Get now I’m not a view [ __ ] let’s be real I keep it real I’m here for the content for the friendships for the billions of subscribers I’m going to be the next Mr breast Honestly though Mr Beast sounds like a super hard uh job to do like Mr

Beast whatever he does it sounds hard low key like let me explain like imagine having to do all that like charity stuff man that’d be absurd seriously do that you even think about that like how do you find a thousand blind people how do you go about finding them

How do you find reset six was [ __ ] I hate cabbage Kremlin a dude she’s the official woman of the Discord so she’s part of the one % viewership actually yeah reset six was a bunch of cap honestly that was some lowkey [ __ ] we had such a good start too ah that just annoys

Me yeah cabbage man she’s feisty be be respectful towards women in general or don’t that’s fine with me I’m not going to tell you live your life you know you’re a Man I love Digging lapis oh my gosh now we’re cooking this is like way better than Diamond streamer reacts to get getting lapis a billion views oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I respect woman but I hate her not other woman if you know what I mean I hate women all I heard was I hate women lapis is just dark Diamond it’s just ethnic Diamond dude

Like for it’s actually better actually way better it’s just immigrant diamond for real Actually you know immigrants are kind of based if you think about it it’s like hey bro I just want to chill here for a while and you’re like all right whoa oh Where dude what is this place this place kind of sucks I don’t know why but I feel that lapis is more rare than diams you know what lapis is basically the new diamond let’s you know let’s be let’s be real with ourselves here holy [ __ ] Um you’re not allowed here I don’t know what you are he’s got like zombie drip on I don’t like that I like my zombies to we uh uh give me an offbrand clothing line I like my zombies to wear South Pole who remers South Pole I’m really aging myself there baggy ah clothes

If you don’t know what South Pole is that was basically their whole brand let’s take clothes and make them baggier oh you like good fitting clothes not anymore you don’t that’s for cringe people gangsters wear baggy clothes hope there’s not a rain puddle you have to walk through cuz you’re out of luck

Pal bet you better hike up your there’s nothing more gangster than hiking up your pants so you can walk through a puddle puddle moment oh dude we’re like raking in the coal I think coal is actually better than diamonds if you think about it one watching One watching good uh -3

Low key though we’re making good progress but just low key was itga 53 or something maybe I’m too deep how do you tell which block you’re at oh now I see it my face went blind all right who knew digging straight down baggy close is just people lowering of their

Pants dude when you’re short all your clothes are baggy it’s pretty nice actually I’m sure that’s a normal Minecraft sound if you don’t dig straight down then you’re just a [ __ ] all right real gangsters dig straight down um but I’ll dig straight down because there could be Lava and there could be I

Don’t care okay our grandfathers fought in World War II all right I don’t know what that I don’t know what I mean by that but they did so what you think about that before you start talking about digging down you know who didn’t Dig Down Hitler look where he’s at now down anyways

What is your height what’s my height I’m 6′ 6 bro no I’m playing I’m not 6′ 6 imagine being 6′ 6 that would be insane diabolical even like say some hype for the rest of us pal F3 all right we’re getting close I think Diamond spawn at 52 or 53 someone

Said in chat I am 6’2 62 oh dude you’re going to be just fine you could probably dunk you could probably dunk could you think Hitler could dunk no no way if Hitler could dunk we we would not had a World War II at least not by him I don’t play

Basketball you don’t play basketball then what are you doing sir start jumping with the ball in your hands I play football soccer ooh football wait so oh got you so you so like the one sport you know hey football soccer they call it football because you hit the ball with your foot wow

Innovative [ __ ] how much iron do we have um let’s just put this here and start cooking are you pretty good at soccer SL football do you be kicking the ball in the net though I guess is what I’m saying or asking I have AIDS has made an achievement

Good [ __ ] my dead mother you’re pretty good dude that’s freaking sick better than Ronaldo better than Messi we talking here let me be your agent you’ll be playing for Saudi Arabia next year for a billion dollars and no it’s not selling out we’re just uh we’re just making some money that’s all all

Right uh can I get a iron pickaxe hell yeah we do a little mining just a little though Hoy crap this is a lot of freaking gold actually I mean Gold’s pretty much better than Diamond pretty much raw gold you you like smelt that right I know it’s cringe to be doing

This I I do not care um actually you need like an axe to like dude I I I don’t care I don’t care people be like I care well don’t don’t care about using the wrong tools and also don’t pay your taxes you’ll be fine I’m giving three three people great advice right

Now if the FBI comes to your door or whoever and says hey hey man you haven’t paid your taxes in 20 years just be like I forgot no I don’t kick it in the net I kick it on their balls I gotta soccer does have balls though you do be right about

That cannot fault you there at this point I’m just playing digging simulator hold up let me ask Google that’s what I am saying level does diamond spawn that in Minecraft 50 64 59 58 where at now I’m at 54 all right I mean that’s like close enough right any diamonds up

Here minus 64- 64 H that’s why I think about that lapis oh God I love lapis okay uh but what do I want yes give me some of these so – 64 refreshing exactly like a splash of cold water from a big turd H what an interesting way what an

Interesting metaphor or no I’m sorry you said like so that’s a simly actually thank you for that Insight mob or sorry third a shaman third eye Shaman he do be having three eyes though if you had a third eye where would you put it me personally right in the middle of

My forehead or maybe behind my head okay this is like not minable sounds kind of sus I know but it’s not wait am I attive 190 or negative 158 [ __ ] my dead mother that is not F3 my apologies I had a buddy who never did his tax return because to much

Work it is and like you always forget how to do it you always forget which numbers mean what just don’t do your taxes what are they going to do arrest you okay dude do you know how fast fast I run I can outrun your bullets America if you were a superhero would

You pay taxes me personally probably not I mean why would you bro you got some [ __ ] up [ __ ] in Discord arrest me with what tax money exact yeah how ironic dude that that would be so cringe they keeping calling me 12 when 17 yeah they do that any underage person

In Discord they’re like you’re 12 oh goodness oh goodness miners be mining you know what I’m saying where am I 49 I guess this will do I do need some more torches though God I love torches so underrated I love torches just as much as not paying

Tax just as much so all the [ __ ] up [ __ ] 18 oh my God look at this y’all seeing this look at this oh you hear that sound that was beautiful literally o bro you got some diamond on you you’re going to pay your diamond tax actually no I’m not

If I was a superhero I would be either translucent or homelander homelander you know that’s not that’s a show I have not watched yet I just finished Invincible which by the way breaking up Seasons kind of cringe right I know some people like it because it keep Bri

Accent o bro you got some meat and potatoes that’s all I got really hello brav at least we don’t get shot up in mathematics that’s all I got literally literally can’t be the queen died how sad is that so sad horrible day when I found out oh man cried

Like man she was like my favorite Monarch no it’s kind of like that can you pass my Bo where B water yeah dude the BR the British TTS guy couldn’t even pronounce that he was like shees wow I have so many Items dude I’m just going to keep Digging 99% of digging atcts of mining atcts stop right before they hit a billion diamonds what am I doing I don’t want to make it too wide I’m always paranoid there there’s Diamond like two rows beside me I’m sure this is a terrible way to play

The game but this is how I play the game this is how we got so far last time is gold armor good can anyone tell me that how’s good armor though gold armor holy [ __ ] excuse my language God damn I stop cussing so much because when you cuss at home it like accidentally

Bring it to work and that’s not ideal a patient calls out I’m like need some [ __ ] help want some [ __ ] medicine [ __ ] you can’t do that that’s Cringe this [ __ ] is a [ __ ] doctor see it doesn’t sound right that Miss okay screw a job what do we need a job for to pay taxes exactly that’s what I’m saying dude you want me to go to work so I can give it to somebody else yeah don’t

Think so buddy I think I’ll mine diamonds for the rest of my life pay for the roads that are still shitty awesome awesome listen also what have I missed also educate Winston Winston we’re talking about taxes and how we shouldn’t pay them just don’t pay tax what what are they going to

Do always quit before they hit big that’s true they always they always do someday I’m going to get D or more diamonds I already have diamonds but someday I’m going to get more though boo taxes boo tax [ __ ] taxes bro also the education system dude let’s

Just cut out high school and make kids watch skiy toilet it’s doing so well for the society now like come on just put kids in the in the mine like a 9-year-old with a tobacco pipe and black lung tobacco pipe finally tobacco pipe red stone is this Redstone red stone hopefully I’m doing

This right be kind of cringe if I wasn’t let’s just cut out math above preschool dude I went through all the grades and I still have to use my calculator for like 10 times too no actually I have to use my calculator for nine times whatever nine

Times whatever I I can’t figure out in my head I don’t know why what was I doing again what am I doing why am I here who am I why am I oh yeah I want pickaxe what is tough sounds cringe don’t want it dirt don’t need it coal yes I love

Coal you not just pick that up again really oh it picks everything up but that okay that’s awesome no no don’t need don’t care granite’s kind of pretty though have to sound sus middle school to adults am I right dude oh absolutely I think eighth graders should be able to vote they

Should like why not I told everyone in Discord I am 6’2 and cabbage Kremlin said you damn liar Vietnamese people are short as hell the [ __ ] the average height for a Vietnamese man is 64.4 who who his comment that was it didn’t even show up on TT or or my my

Chat it was just oh there it is oh are you Vietnamese have you seen uh theovon say Vietnamese Vietnam it’s so [ __ ] funny yeah I like theovon that may be cringe but oh well you’re in eighth grade I think you should vote man I think you should vote

Vote for our next president please you know why because then they they have to Pander to the youth that would be hilarious skib toilet to the poles the other candate is a sussy baka am I right dude it’ be so [ __ ] funny the meme potential would be off the

Charts oh god dude if I had power in this country I would ruin it in an instant is your skins on Minecraft the Family Guy it is you want to see liberal sorry hey hey Lois holy crap damn what that mouth do though insert VHS tape that’s what it do sh

Look at the meat clobber I wish the real president liberal you wish the real president we’ll play Minecraft like I um my fellow Americans uh we got 60 diamonds now I don’t know what to say after that actually I’m not a big Minecraft buff to be making Minecraft

Beams I’m just going to keep digging a straight hole as I turn left Pokémon go to the poles that was my favorite dude can we go back to when Pokémon go was popping off and people were outside that was so good I still play Pokémon go I know it’s kind of

Cringe I should play po until you get to hell oh dude I live in Ohio I’m already in Hell Ohio is nice if you like doing nothing you know what I’m saying like Ohio is kind kind of safe because like who’s going to Nuke Ohio like they’ll nuke La way before us as

Well oh you live in Ohio oh hell yeah dude Ohio’s [ __ ] badass watch like Winston’s my neighbor there’s be freaking kids in this neighborhood dude they’re like overflowing pisses me off pisses me off damn kids get off my [ __ ] lawn Actually I don’t even care I also play Pokémon go dude Pokémon

Go go is hard man I love me some Pokemon go dude I know it’s cringe to still play it but I still play it I can’t help myself this is such a bad Strat what am I doing I should go to the surface for real though this is like a horrible

Strat but I like yapping and not thinking [ __ ] Pokémon go no no Pokémon go and Minecraft are what I live by dude Pokémon go is like killer dude I mean yeah sure winning the lottery probably feels good we ever hit an excellent throw in Pokemon go oh mint

I have 2,000 hours on Minecraft PE it’s [ __ ] hard I used like $291 to get EV the IRL stream playing Pokémon go in England the safest walking Capital the world tears of joy look guys I caught a Dragonite stabbed in the eye o bro that’s my Dragonite now oh dude that’s

Not that was not a good British accent o bro you got a Dragonite Ohio is a li brother the mainstream Media made up Ohio to Stage psychological operations dude so I’m not living in Ohio I’m actually living in like a government facility and like all around me is

Basically like a sphere full of TVs and like I had a tone of shinies miss their days oh D I have like 14 shinies right now don’t mean to brag but 2,000 hours in in Pokémon go pocketed what the [ __ ] was that 2,000 hours in Pokemon or Minecraft Pocket Edition is crazy

Aggressive British accent skull I know I I don’t know I don’t know how to do a British accent it’s hard was that crafting oh yeah more sword we do a little sworting though or pickaxe same difference like what is the difference really look away I’m doing doing something cringe all

Right you know I Tred to like research this game a little bit so I could play better and I end up just watching PewDiePie play it that series was so good I know what you’re thinking you’re watching PewDiePie what are you cringe yeah I am cringe actually yes that shit’s

Funny he found like an an like a iron nugget or like a gold nugget he’s like nugget I can’t say that and like reference to like him saying the nword it’s hilarious who knew peie is hilarious but now he has a kid now isn’t that crazy maybe I should start a family

No that’s hilarious you have a fictional world for us to see you react to cringe oh what would if like dude oh my God what if you what if you guys are the scientists right and you’re just moing me this is your shift to monit for

Me how am I doing guys am I achieving the simulator goals you’re not progressing actually you are severely lacking in intelligence FBI has left the chat FBI open up imagine the FBI like you getting swatted or something they come in and like slam your head against your

Keyboard be like you’re [ __ ] get your hands on the [ __ ] ground [ __ ] it’s always funny to me when cops are like put your hands up and they throw you to the ground like give him a chance to put his hands up seems to be making Pokémon go memes subject

Failed oh dude I’m still subbed to pwes he’s funny and lives in Japan we know it was you who posted that cringe nerd [Laughter] we knew it was you oh you’re still sub to pewes oh man his Vlogs are kind of dope though they’re a good vibe patient seems to be playing Pokemon

Go will exterminate produce another one um what I want to do wait why I get R my furnace out I want my crafting table yes yes oh diamonds on my binder oh can’t make okay well at least I got like some of the get up you know what I’m saying oh

Peter hey Lois I’m dripped Out imagine having 16 diamonds and falling in lava tears of joy that’ be [ __ ] that that’s literally my my playthroughs I had a bunch of diamonds and then a creeper blew me up with no armor on because I SM subject is making a

Crafting table move in the SWAT unit the one thing worse than Ohio is Midtown Georgia nightmare Georgia Georgia God damn hotlanta we have a clear shot on the subject sir he just got Diamond I don’t care Winston take the shot but sir he has a family I said take the

Shot and then boom I Die end may maybe there’s like 18 clones of me you guys have and you just keep replacing me every time I die be crazy what am I even talking about right now I’m just having a schizophrenic episode on stream it’s fine while I mine for

Diamond you would think diamond boots would be uncomfortable to wear like just buy some Yeezys oh that’s a good question what’s your thoughts on Kanye West let me know favorite country subject has become self-aware subject has found a today at 10:30 p.m. local time authorities arrested a local nerd accused of international

Cringe International cringe like he’s broken so many cringe laws that multiple countries are coming after me I’m like the Jason born of cringe this my favorite country oh that’s a good one uh gosh I haven’t been to too many countries outside the US because you know we have Canada we have Mexico I’m

Not going to either of those places um goodness I would say you watch superwog one I would say honestly from the pictures I’ve seen France seems kind of dope but I hear they have like a bunch of rats I just don’t [ __ ] with rats okay I’ve seen the movies okay I know they

Cook food and their chefs and stuff but I just I just don’t know if I [ __ ] with rats cuz rats are just big mice right and I just don’t [ __ ] with that too heavy my favorite is Japan and Philippines oh how can I forget Philippines what the [ __ ] oh yes

Philippines I love the Philippines do you know they eat like there’s a delicacy there where you like eat like a duck egg that’s like almost hatched or something some type of bird but but it’s like their little treat like think Crispy Cream Donuts but like a duck egg P West is nothing

Special I knew eight of him in grade school he knew eight of the special ed class was next to my class oh God and I Indonesia and Malaysia oh hell yeah dude Malaysia POG I got put in special ed three times two or three I can’t really

Remember they thought I couldn’t read or something no they thought I couldn’t speak which is partially true I do have like a a slur a stutter I got I got all the above I’m like I’m like how do I put this in like a PC type way I basically have all the [ __ ]

Stats without being actually [ __ ] there we go there we go now we are all Blended together which is part of the problems today oh all blend together so like what what do you mean you want more diversity is that what you mean holy crap same bro

Same not to use the r word I’m sorry I use that I’m trying to stop using it it’s not a good word I don’t think I can do this right yeah no Lava fallowing me bro really dug to hell we’ve made it China hey Chinese homies did you know

That like lowkey they told us as kids if he dug deep enough we can get to China I I don’t think that’s true I think someone lied to me cuz I tried digging once I just got a bunch of dirt and [ __ ] I dug pretty far man I was like I’m

Getting to China [ __ ] Ohio I’m going to China France seems cool but Paris it seems awful for one scammers and two I guess it smells like piss or something ooh piss my favorite listen if there’s one smell I like it’s piss dude working in healthcare you

Smell piss all the time you think piss is just one smell it’s not there’s multiple different versions of piss especially when a patient’s sick oh my god dude I actually got pissed on my arm once that it pissed me off so hard anyways I’m I’m yapping let’s make some diamond

Boots hell yeah uh how do you equip that’s right oh we’re almost fully diamond out now this Strat is working good for us let me cut this box here dude look at Peter’s Meat hand hand hold on dude look at this [ __ ] baloney Square rectangle his meat clobber dude it’s freaking

Huge anyways I don’t know why I’m talking about his hands we talked about a lot of sub subjects tonight guys this is good talking is healthy I’m like I’m I’m basically kanyee West why is TTS not working now do you watch J schlat I’ve heard of J

Schlat before um I’ve seen clips of him but I don’t I don’t watch him should I start watching him like religiously religiously is that how you say that religiously just the sewage kind I guess bye forever okay uh later uh my music thanks for joining just a sewage I guess

Oh there scammers in Paris oh that’s sad dude imagine Europeans being bad people what you know what’s crazy is that people fall for like scammer emails I’m a Nigerian prince please help me and all ladies are like sh okay I mean he is royalty he forgot his wallet and he’s in

America he needs to get back home to his family I have to help him here is my I can’t wait for the weekend man I am committing so many International acts of cringe oh dude let us hear it don’t keep us in the dark man give me your plans give me your give

Me the details Wait you’re going to commit crimes on Christmas Dude That’s So based actually why am I holding an egg lapis basically diamond diamond screw Diamond bro it’s all about the lapis cringe is not a crime yet judge can’t catch me is what I am saying oh the show me in the rule book where

Cringe is illegal judge ain’t got no drip on God that music gave me chills chills scammers like Egypt y oh yo that bro cooking did these got cast a spell on me bayth whack is pee PE that’s what that’s what that said on TTS I don’t know if you heard it lowkey fire

Though that boy Spitting we are all cursed now Z Yong suoni Jing Jin Chi Nong lingen Ren sh yo this boy from Georgia and speaking like some uh some type of Naruto speak I don’t even know that boy is speaking Jiu-Jitsu or something he just resurrected the emperor’s spurt Emperor’s curse start pissing out

Sand no not win ch Jui CUO he’s at bars dude put that over a beat and I listen to it I used to not listen to lyrics I’m just like whatever sounds good but now I kind of listen to lyrics it’s kind of weird people be talking about some weird

[ __ ] dude look how far we dug look at this this is like so Far I’ll throw one of these at you [ __ ] my dead mother there we go isn’t that great wasn’t that a great little meme the Dragon Emperor the Dragon Emperor I [ __ ] with the Dragon Emperor all right here’s a question when you die where do you Spawn uh nowhere actually if I die I die I don’t [ __ ] with Minecraft I have to reset um so this is hardcore mode so basically if you die you start all over and I started over eight times I’ve never beat this game either so I don’t know why I’m playing on hardcore mode

But uh it’s a little more entertaining I guess it’s more at risk more exciting but yeah I don’t [ __ ] with Minecraft either it’s been out for so long I just haven’t played it what kind of games do you [ __ ] with [Applause] Shaman if that is your birth

Name you wouldn’t lie to me Shaman would you you wouldn’t you wouldn’t lie to me you wouldn’t lie to Peter Griffin Would you what was what was I doing oh yeah whoa Hearts of Iron and Hell let loose have not heard those games but they

Sound dope as hell I like the titles you shouldn’t judge a game by his title but I am and I will play them look away I’m doing something cringe all right oh I need more oh jeez you’re being eliminated you’re being eliminated you’re being eliminated you’re being eliminated booty Smuggler nine booty Smuggler

N what my favorite game dude that’s lowkey the best game ever I think if I had to put my finger on it all right let’s slow down here Um I guess we can take a little pause here and just uh do some cooking Yin Fu Dan May Wy J Bo renen gong G AA Shadow clone Jutsu let him cook honestly don’t know what that means saying don’t know what that means but you’re cooking and I respect it I

Respect it what you’re throwing down right now is what I call bars and at a time like Christmas I just can’t appreciate you enough Winston so thank you for speaking that beautiful language for us oh that was my question what do you guys think about anime merch like that’s become really popular lately

People are wearing like Naruto like putties and stuff like I playing Halo infinite and some Fallout 4 recently ooh Fallout 4 people hate on Fallout 4 man I love Fallout 4 okay that’s was a good ass game okay I don’t care that that [ __ ] was fire but New Vegas okay New Vegas is

Pretty good too okay I played that on stream actually that was really good but fall 4 needs its respect would you recommend Halo infinite random hobo haven’t played Halo since Halo 2 yeah I’m old what you going to do about it nothing that’s what I thought oh not not a

Torch I need like a regular Tor regular regular torch uh shift oh yeah that’s what I’m talking about give me the gift of light things go in and out of style anime is popular now but there will always be something new anime merch is capitalism wet dream thanks

Japan I normally play God of War ragnor and Assassin’s Creed Odyssey Dragon King bring this man some light Dragon King cast a light spell for me I’m not even going to attempt to speak Chinese dude I think that’ be uh what’s it called racist racism isn’t a crime whooing D whooing

Do holy crap Lois like that hey Lois he said W Shang do oh [ __ ] I don’t have any sticks even better reason even even better reason to commit crimes uh what was I doing what’s this a clock okay cringe um yeah why don’t you tell time for I’m streaming your

Stream I’m you’re streaming My Stream dude now this is content oh [ __ ] look at that dick chocolate perfect timing oh my goodness racks it’s a watch party pog anyways we’re speaking Chinese you need Chinese F Shing Fu that’s what I learned today we are officially dripped out [ __ ]

I just made D boot I already have boots that are diamond God damn it oh no oh can can you smelt the oh dude hold up can you smelt these low key let me smell them I’m surely you can [ __ ] you can’t now I got double boots all that for nothing

Anyways dude I wish I was Chinese dude the Chinese have such a good accent now I’m not going to repeat it obviously cuz they’re they’re the pros Chinese people are good at being Chinese you got some JoJo bizarre Christmas ugly sweaters oh man dude I should play Fallout 4 what a

Misplay I have never played this and I wouldn’t mess up that bad oh yeah that was a Miss I am just kidding my life is a joke whooshing doo whooshing do undo this man’s boots underscore Wham underscore Wham underscore Wham underscore wam underscore W underscore W underscore underscore wam underscore wam underscore

Wamore what’s the recommended amount of dedicated Wham to an active server I think we’re going to have to turn boys I don’t know what what I just picked up Granite no lapis no oh gravel okay we cannot [ __ ] with I I’ll take some gravel but we can’t [ __ ] with gravel It’ll like

Fall on you and it’s pretty gay in like a non- hateful gay way when I say gay I don’t mean the spare is the gay people only the ones I don’t like wooing do I cast a spell on you what is this okay hold up pause wait a minute any uh terrorists in

Here yo oh what was that oh dude every time you saying Fu like literally Diamond pops up I think you’re I think you’re cooking something good for me keep doing that dude I am really sad my mom passed away yesterday she’s okay but I’m still sad oh man I’m sorry about that look

Out bin Bin Laden dude I’m sorry about your mom man dude dude oh my god dude I’m so sorry like literally like every time I see a movie with where the mom dies so let’s say like [ __ ] uh what’s a good example what movie does the mom die in

Not Lion King well infinite is fun now has some bad microtransactions but it’s still fun dude like I can’t watch movies where the mom died like Lion King is fine because of for Halo never leave so that’s good like she died but she will be okay doctor said she has never been healed

TOA what oh you [ __ ] with me right now oh you [ __ ] with me damn it bayith whack is peee so we’re full diamond now pretty POG not going to lie so now he’s need more diamond for pickaxes and swords and you know [ __ ] like that nerd

[ __ ] I hear a spider I just don’t see the spider judge sentenced me to 20 years of sleeping in jeans after that bad joke about my mom BFF Take Me Away BFF wounding Fu him oh [ __ ] I need that all right let’s start digging this way wait is this grapple too all right

Bth whack me off okay here we go woo Shing Shong FU oh that’s even worse that’s like double the woing tuna is watching from my stream hello tun mm Damon I watch your cringe video all the time man you crack me up a man I appreciate the kind Guardians of the

Galaxy his mom dies in the beginning of the first one oh that’s a that’s a good that’s a perfect example like I don’t [ __ ] with Guardians of the Galaxy cuz the mom dies if the dad die I wouldn’t care hello uh what does that say your boy boy Snipes hello your boy Snipes

Everybody say hi to your boy Snipes please I’m begging you sounds like a skill issue dude M M M M mm you know any Chinese your boy Snipes we’re talking Chinese in here you D is a mama’s boy I am low key though moms are cool dude moms are cool

Giang Chu G CH Shen King Shu G rang Ren shuu Snipes is your brother Wesley John Cena you crack me up oh gosh what the [ __ ] was that I don’t if youall heard that wooing fu wooing fu Wesley Snipes now that’s a guy that did not pay his taxes God I respect the

Hell out of that like stop pay dude if we all stop paying our taxes they can’t arrest all of us that’s why it’s so important to not pay your tax uh what was I going to do oh I don’t have any sticks anymore oh [ __ ] uh oh

Yeah I do have sticks I’m I’m stupid we’re going to back to the surface soon and get some more stick look away I’m doing something cringe a damn it [ __ ] IRS will still find a way what what was your name say I can’t read that Illuminati what perfect

Timing the IRS just arrests everybody kills our mom no I am new how long this been going for you’re new how long uh this is the second stream of Minecraft part two we have eight resets not ideal imagine you get into a bad accident like hit by a bus later

This week and you wake up in the hospital and the first thing the doctor says to you is woo Shing fu and he heals you like a spelling wrong Shan Ru CH Chu Zing sh Kong Kong Shang G not a bad way to wake

Up I can’t think of a worse thing to say like a worse thing exctly Dragon King Winston you’re speaking facts right now straight facts Chinese [ __ ] be like oh the Chinese have you guys seen that Nick mullen’s video um you’re Chinese probably one of my top memes of the

Year you know I think it came out a while ago it’s new to me damn it okay where’s this cringe ass Diamond at cuz we need some tools it got like really silent there someone speak the thoughts are catching up to me all right I I can smell

Diamond it’s crazy to be racist for a Chinese person why are you hating on a player exactly man like the Chinese are super important dude China’s a lowkey awesome place man I seen rush hour too it’s freaking dope zo Shang W Bing Wen Bing you’re so right Wong Yong Shin

Um like I I I also like rush hour too and uh and smog low key probably my top five favorite things the food the culture the woo Shing Fu you can’t go wrong dad died in the second one plus 10 social credit did he really oh I got to watch that second

One the incel Chinese G oh is that is there such thing okay Alexa look out Chinese Jewish people hey Alexa oh my hey Alexa put out this lava actually no wait a minute there we go right into the lava yeah I don’t havea looking kind of the thick over there don’t have don’t

Mind if I you know get rid of this all right uh we got to be careful here make a beach woo woo woo wo woo wo wo woo woo w w w w w w wo w w wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo w w wo W wo w

W Chinese ooo oh that show was funny all right uh whoa um God we need some more diamonds so we can get uh what’s that stuff called the black stuff of city on the tism oh God all right you know what actually if he wants to smoke we can give it to him

Yeah come on man oh [ __ ] yeah get [ __ ] on dude well actually no climb holy [ __ ] where are we dude oh my MZ brother is going to join your your brother’s going to join hell yeah is he Chinese and Jewish cuz if so nice you in the center

Of the earth what is that name my guy Brendan frer will join soon Brendan F Brendan Frasier frer famous actor what’s this oh it’s iron nice nice oh gold [ __ ] yeah dude I’ll take some gold gold just looks better than Diamond I’ll say it I don’t know why I did that oh you

Guys need some light sorry sorry no no no we’re not glossing over that name where name my name which one I think it’s a perfectly normal name all right let’s get out of here this place is sus Slava rosai imper Miss brother okay where are we at we are at this is

Him are we attive 18 aren you supposed to be like way deeper or diamonds uh you know we we should probably go up actually we should probably go up because we’re out of food we’re out of everything [ __ ] my dead mother my bad Chief I think that was sus name if this

Minecraft prisons someone would take your home bun goodbye goodbye dick chocolate have a have a lovely uh lovely evening sir have a good one God bless all right it’s going to be dark sorry yo Chinese you uh you Chinese low key all right this isn’t an airport no

Need to announce your departure no let me no let me know your departure if you’re leaving let me know so I can say bye and have a good day how dare you leave without me saying have a China this China that get some VA China get some V China

Bro nice bir China thank you is level 17 good I don’t know all right we got to get some food and uh we can go back down we got get some got to get some wood too lots of things to do lots of things de feed Dania whoa is that what is that

Bulgarian Ukrainian I don’t even know what that is man it’s a little sus Ro is call me a slur and Yugoslavian and Merry Christmas minus 54 is best for Diamonds oh I keep forgetting that girls have a vagina boys have a penis according to old books according to past literature

Uh yes Winston thank you for reminding me I keep forgetting that F3 minus 54 social points woo Shing Dong this music’s kind of spitting Though how long have I been live for holy crap it’s 11:00 p.m. what the hell yeah I’m an adult and I play Minecraft at 3:00 a.m. it’s fine 10 reasons why not to pay tax number one monkey no pay tax I don’t pay tax Either what you guys’s favorite monkey drop your favorite monkey down below oh [ __ ] water woo oh [ __ ] it’s night time that’s not ideal oh look at that oh look at that Sunrise boys hell yeah Chey check that [ __ ] out dude nothing gets better than this nothing gets better my Bluetooth

Speaker I bought from Walmart has a Chinese accent I call named her Ling Ling is that racist please help me with this moral question in life oh if that’s your name you know JK Simmons named somebody like lingding or something in her books this music goes so hard it’s not even

Funny music goes [ __ ] hard all right let’s get some uh hold up should I drop I’ll drop rotten flesh yeah we don’t need that I want this music to be played at my wedding I am never getting married at your wedding huh orangutang orangutang oh dude orangutangs do they could [ __ ] you up

Man they can like take both of your arms and just rip you in half that’s lowkey awesome and they’re orange orange is a good color you know what color I don’t [ __ ] with too heavy I just you know like certain shades of pink are disgusting like Pepto

Bismol pink I just can’t [ __ ] with too Heavy okay um let’s settle down let’s not go sprinting everywhere holy [ __ ] uh and uh let’s dump some of this stuff Granite don’t give a [ __ ] about Cobblestone goodbye no tough still don’t know what that is coal okay you can stay coal what’s your opinion on the Godzilla

Movies 2014 up dude I haven’t seen it yet like that new Godzilla Oh blood came out of nowhere d That’s I need a cat I need to get a cat all right I’m going out in the open you can’t [ __ ] with me when I’m out in the open um there we go and then I want stick bunch of sticks [ __ ] yeah all right

Um um Shield time oh yeah big time Shields let’s go Shields thanks for the seven likes on stream holy crap guys thank you I appreciate you six wood one iron six wood one iron oh let’s see if I have iron oh yeah hell yeah my dad’s buddy when he had done tours in

Iraq he saw one orangutan in a cage they were shown and told not to get close which he did it almost broke his arm he’s a Marine Marines go hard your dad’s a marine holy [ __ ] dude like how like was he like pretty strict on you was he like pretty

Like you know strict I don’t know how I don’t know how to word that question I would say wi he hard on you but I’m not going to say that that’s kind of weird so I won’t say it oh if only I had a bone h no bones my face with no

Bone all right chicken you must die for the cause damn Assassin’s Creed oh he was a strong one all right cool I need more Amun let’s see here can I get a cow possibly a pig oh hell yeah thank you fishy I want I want a cat so bad

Dude oh dude they’re hiding under the trees they’re in the trees no my dad’s buddy my dad is a miner LOL he owns a mine manger is he’s a miner dude how [ __ ] did that be dude what if your dad was the same age as you that be a

Trip like how would that work I don’t want to know how that works but that would be kind of cool though to have like a dad your same age be like what’s up Dad you want to go like bowling I guess like older dads can go bowling

But I I don’t want to kill a parent uh people have kids and I don’t know why damn bodied all right uh we have eight pork chops that’s really good good I think eight pork chop oh we’re cooking now buddy we are cooking now brown oh there’s

Multiples I never seen a brown sheep before like like literally uh I don’t what to get rid of I I need a I need a house let’s be real I need a house okay oh you want the smoke zigger Digger trigger rigger LOL tears of joy bigger bigger

Bigger larger I like that one we better damn bodied I feel bad for killing the pigs I don’t know why they make they make a funny sound though that wasn’t even close all right I got to cook some of this my guy is TI old gantu massive okay uh

Let’s [ __ ] it let’s get some iron going and then uh oh dude infinite Pig glitch thank you okay oh raw beef oh dude you should never go raw always cook it I don’t have any cooked food wow um I should be using wood right to cook food probably a waste to use coal

I mean right am I right fellas or am I right thank you yes cook that [ __ ] bro that is probably true what else is true is in 1987 Matthew brck killed two people while driving on the wrong side of the road in Northern Ireland and was fined $175 Matthew brri oh

Cringe how can like learn to drive pal like hey pal how about you uh watch where you’re going like is that simple drunk drivers don’t kill it’s drunk Crashers that do just don’t crash I did that earlier I remember my first drinking and driving night what a rookie what rookie

Behavior he actually stopped at red lights cringe you got to blow them all if you if you want to go pro if you want to go pro do you want to go pro that’s what I thought IDK his KD ratio is pretty nice this KD Rao Jesus Jesus

Christ there we go we are straight up cook it oh my Gordon Ramsay bro so what you guys’ thoughts on airline food I’m going explore just a little bit I get lost easy so I’m just going to go over this hill what if got out the car

That night stood over those poor people and went woo Shing FU oh God that’ be uh that he would have redeemed himself because he would have healed those people those people would have survived if he would have done that the ancient spell of light oh my ass such a noob I know like

Dude he gets out and hits the gritty imagine Matthew brck doing the gritty on the road after the accident what good timing fortnite default dance and then he like gets back at his car no and then he does the the uh g style and then he

Gets back in his car wow same time man great mind think Al like w Fu I say it’s so white like God okay Google how do I become more Chinese do you think I can become the president of China I have so many good plans for us

Only we will know the origin of this woo Shing Fu [ __ ] so whenever someone says it in a stream you know who it is for real one cup of white rice or Jasmine rice D I don’t think I’ve ever ever had jasmine rice what is jasmine rice who’s

Jasmine hang on a second I got to build some protection uh did I really get rid of all my uh I guess I’ll use use dirt I guess this going be a janky ass house telling me Jasmine cooked that Rice you’re telling me a woing food cooked this rice oh

[ __ ] base wooing FU oh God this is gravel that’s cringe uh that prob means something really dumb in Mandarin and we keep saying they got hit by a battle bus Which Disney princess should you let hit which one oh goodness um that’s a good question which one I don’t

Know I don’t I don’t watch much Disney I know that’s cringe of me but uh do not remember the chin soy Balon I do which one is going to make me a man wife mul the the chick from Mulan is her name Mulan I don’t know what you’re a woman you disappoint

Me I thought you were a th boy cringe don’t you hate it when the penis isn’t feminine enough all right there you go oh we’re like straight cooking sorry this it’s kind of boring right now but trying to be well prepared you know oh wow

Uh me me me me I don’t know why I’m dancing around the fire like a jungle person but here we are uh raw salmon not for long I can’t wait to get a cat oh my goodness nice okay um can I get a oh I can get a diamond

Sword but not a diamond pickaxe Damon I forgot to tell you I also play Sim City 4 which is like from 2003 oh nice IM autistic please excuse me Sim City that Comfort Game Dude Sim City freaking rules n you shouldn’t be ashamed if you like playing a game keep playing it I

Need three wool how did I not pick up more wool did I kill like 80 sheep oh God what do I have coal I can stack those Flint put over here lapis I got a lot of freaking lapis we’ll put food in this corner oh yeah we’re or we’re organizing now fellas uh

Yeah oh oh God the sleeping one the sleeping one do you not remember the oh the Chinese soy soy balloon that was like my favorite meme for a while I was really pushing that one okay um is there any creepers or anything around H what should we

Do uh how much stick okay we have you know what um oh we need okay I know what you should do okay so but we need more oh God there’s so many so much stuff we have to do uh let’s uh I am going to have to

Google that and I know I will regret it to smoke a blunt boys who is rolling up first who’s rolling up dude drugs are bad actually I don’t know are drugs bad I I don’t know I just blindly believe that all my life have you ever question

Like maybe they’re not bad and they’re just hoarding all the drugs for themselves we’re going back down you you said 54 57 does Ohio have legal weed they just legalized it like as in like all the pollution there you might as well ooh [ __ ] whoa he floating holy crap there’s like so much

[ __ ] in Here I actually need some cobblestone low key oh sorry boys I need to put a what my torches right there my bad okay um we need to go deeper obviously stone pickaxe yes Queen yes give me another one all right get back in my pocket fool okay like seriously like we’re

Actually doing like really good guys I mean Seriously oh [ __ ] have you watched avatar the Last air bender of course I have bro you are going to get jumped in the dark down there where is your backup nah we going straight down Avatar oh dude Avatar dude freaking slaps dude when uh Katara did that blood bending oh dude

Dude dude how many times I have to say dude for you to understand like dude it went so hard she blood bended she blood bended the blood in your body like how [ __ ] do that oh sweet have you tried acid have I tried acid no

Dude I don’t think I do well with drugs to be honest I try to stay away from him because what if I like turn into a different person what is your favorite movie of all time Damon so theoretically she could give you a bone favorite movie of all

Time I’m going to say I just watched this uh Santa Jaws it’s either Santa Jaws or Christmas Jaws I can’t remember but it’s a it’s like Jaws like the shark but he’s Christmas I’m dead serious look it up look it up right now it’s only Amazon [ __ ] goes

Hard oh my God how much stuff do I have on me dude that’s so annoying I need a bigger inventory how do I Upgrade anyone down here that’s spooky oh dude more iron okay I need to get rid of some stuff gravel I got to keep gravel feather I don’t need that leather [ __ ] off leather who uses leather ah imagine Dy in the water oh my goodness like you would definitely have to be not

Trying am I even collecting this oh [ __ ] I’m actually dying in the water where’s the [ __ ] iron dude oh I’m just getting pissed oh it’s right no oh right there okay where was it where was it can you guys tell I’m like definitely like mentally deficient is it is it pretty

Obvious cuz I don’t want it to be like too obvious mine you dick you’re going to drown mine faster Santa jores sounds like a tubby movie A tubby movie or oh tuby oh sorry my bad freaking TTS man oh my goodness get this water out of here

Bro where’s this water coming from Jesus go away thank you all right top five least favorite blocks number one water block dark as [ __ ] in here oh is this the best you’ve done so far oh thank you thank you whis that was like really nice of you thank you I’m

Trying man I’m trying all right now I can get like a diamond pickaxe that’s pretty [ __ ] based oh my bad God I need to stop cursing that’s pretty freaking base there we go yeah I say freck what you going to do about it all right cool uh

Nice and and um what should I get rid of God Oak Spring cringe drop the Oak Spring or oak sapling uh okay sorry Cole I got to get rid of you red sir I’ve done acid a bunch of times all I did was play games and watch

Movies it was crazy I’ll always remember Tropic Thunder is my favorite movie of all time Tropic Thunder whoa that’s a movie I have not seen in a long time Tropic Thunder holy [ __ ] [ __ ] my dead guys uh we’re atga 47 it’s down further right diamonds definitely down

Further well oh God damn it while I’m here I might as well make a bucket bucket time bucket oh jeez oh gez boring ah gameplay here we go hey yo this guy’s boring as [ __ ] Bro now we chill who would you all rather have intercourse with your mom or

Your dad you’re at the perfect level mom or dad what oh my goodness I just I I would rather not do it at all you know what I’m saying I would just say no just say no to incest say no thank you it’s okay to say

No okay bucket got it might as well cook the rest got more now dude we’re going to be dripped out in Iron have you ever seen the real life Peter Griffin Google Robert FR essay I have I I follow him on Facebook actually he’s great he uh did a stream with uh

What’s his face speed recently I think what you guys’ thoughts on speed I think he’s pretty cool he’s from he’s from Ohio I can [ __ ] with that Ohio people are damaged okay if you haven’t figured it out yet actually let me uh get some of this

Water I watch it every four of July LOL Tropic Thunder you watch it every July like as a tradition for what like just like oh it’s July you know what that means Tropic Thunder day or month yeah it’s a pretty good movie man my favorite movie though that’s

That’s tough that’s really tough like unironically you know what movie sad though that made me like cry dude Pokemon movie when Ash dies oh dude and Pikachu cries kill me now what’s your least favorite block and why is it gravel all right I’ll just go left then let’s check Pikachu should have said

Fuing D Pikachu should have said dude Pikachu should have dropped some bars dude you can’t you just tell me Pikachu didn’t know about the fuing fu woing fu uh hack he had to delete in his move list he only has four moves so he had he had

To make room for Thunderbolt Iron Tail tackle he couldn’t he couldn’t learn all that he dropped BL Shing Fu what a mistake what an idiot you dumb yellow rat absolute buffoon you dummy look what you done is this all gravel oh goodness a Chinese person is watching

This and laughing at us Pokémon X and Y was the best yellow that’s a little racist budy oh oh my oh my bad oh [ __ ] I totally forgot I didn’t mean it like that dude I didn’t mean it like that oh God good catch though oh my gosh I didn’t even think about

That damn it Pikachu you’re getting me in trouble go godamn godamn B for life for the Fourth of July American as movie Pokemon XY was the best o That’s contr I have the suspect cringe police we got him X and Y I haven’t played X and Y

Actually I should I should though I should all right we’re doing pretty good if I can get an all Chinese fan base oh dude that’d be sick uh I should probably go down more right probably isn’t ideal I’m hitting dirt was he behind me I heard when will you go to

Sleep I don’t know I probably should soon though I should like uh get at a good point to stop at and then or do we play till the sun it would be easy to get an all Chinese fan base just learn Advanced Mandarin by tomorrow morning it

Will be prime stream time for them oh hell yeah yeah morning time oh [ __ ] wasn’t where wasn’t this where I was just at H goodness goodness you know what I’m not going to [ __ ] with this this is a cringe area there’s no diamonds here no diamonds Bro went full circle I

Did that was so cringe of me I’m going to get my gold dip out of here all those domains look the same they do or I’m just going to the same one over and over again all right so we got to get we got to find some lava and get some uh goddamn

Uh obsidian I think I think that’d be a good place to stop let’s get obsidian make a portal and then we’ll stop you’re at 3 hours and 22 minutes she got God D he’s going for a personal record does this guy have no life Jesus Christ longest wait is that diamond

Right there oh [ __ ] for real though excuse me uh oopsie diamonds on my wrist my wrist be flooded called the weatherman yeah I got bars so what you want to do about it don’t make more diamond shoes why not you made that mistake once already to sell them on eBay my earbud fell

Out all right cool yeah I’m not going to wear headphones I’m not about to get the headphone Dent all right cool cool diamond Yeezys oh yeah that boy got Yeezys on oh this is ideal okay so we got to make water flow right oh more Diamond [ __ ] yeah dude or

Freak yeah oh this is oh goodness oh no okay it worked out let’s just take our time Chop on a little food how deep are you whoa pause uh -41 that’s pretty deep Bro I love gold though it’s probably my favorite even though it’s kind of [ __ ]

What’s this oh it’s more gold that is he did I see Diamond down here I thought I saw Diamond I thought I saw diamond ah here it is you are like a little Goblin chasing for gold I you be K in Goblin mode damn bed oh you want some smoke

Too plenty of smoke to go around oh yeah come on in the water’s just fine that’s how I growl during curus diamond sword I’m just kidding him a virgin diamond sword yes I like the way you’re thinking you’re big brain in it today nice all right so we got to make this

Water flow right at Le that was what I learned from last stream uh D an iPhone ah [ __ ] what did I do wrong oh [ __ ] I did something wrong hold on fellas hold on let me cook how how do you get lava okay let’s try this again

Oh don’t die lava you see where the lava is coming from that where you get it oh I get okay [ __ ] no I did it again H this is why could I never figure this out it’s in the wall your [ __ ] is cooked dude all right obsidian time here we

Come mine like you have never mined before my child oh my gosh pause so now I just dump it right here right [ __ ] I guess I gave me one woo one hell yeah this is the Strat that that not collected oh slowly slowly yeah baby okay let’s go back up [ __ ] I’m

Cringe okay what do you think it was like being a German in 1939 nothing suspect there at all just a man minding his business I see nothing wrong here the lava is still there just mine the Cobblestone next to the obsidian cool so now I just you know that guy that German guy

What a yapper am I right that guy was yapping a lot he had a lot to say oh no bat that guy likeed to talk I know he went to yapping University [ __ ] my ass maybe that’s why I don’t like those who chitchat a lot is it working

No why can’t I get this to work [ __ ] this is not good I need to watch a YouTube video cuz my brain can’t comprehend basic instructions I’m cringe is it a secret no ah water goes on lava water goes on lava you [ __ ] you’re doing great no I’m I’m being cringe okay okay

Um water hello can I get some [ __ ] uh water bro playing volcano the movie from 1997 staring Tommy Lee Jones whoa Tommy Lee Jones isn’t that I got to check it out that’s my Dude I just need a little bit of water that’s all I need dude literally just a smidgeon of Water so I get obsidian so I can get to the God damn uh Nether oh [ __ ] don’t look him in the eyes do not look him in the eyes how do you how do you not look him in the eyes don’t look him in the eyes just don’t look him in the eyes you’re fine if you look him in the eyes it’s

Literally a skill issue and you deserve to die oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this isn’t good people this is not what I would call Ideal oh [ __ ] you you dick clim [ __ ] oh my God oh my God oh my God I’m going to die I’m going to die

Here I’m going to die here oh my God GG’s dude it was a fun run please please please let me Live oh your [ __ ] my guy how about we end it here nice woo Okay let me get back to the surface and we’ll call it a day how about that I think that’s Fair let’s hope no Lava drops on me cuz that wouldn’t be ideal oh oh my God yeah I’m lowkey getting kind of eepy not going to lie I’m going to have some good snooze and dreams I’m going to snooze hard low key let’s hope you don’t commit any cringe between now and the

Surface impossible I’ve been cring free since 03 I wasn’t bored in 03 but it does Rhyme so I suppose it I suppose it works yeah see you see that guys that was all skilled by me because I’m a good Minecraft gamer basically the charged got dropped in 200

Three I was expunged in 2003 yes [ __ ] my dead mother it was your adrenaline dude I came up clut bro I’m like Tom Brady of Minecraft oh the vice president of the United States had to Pardon your cringe I almost died again look at that what numbers the

Surface is this safe all right 80 to 60 80 to 60 holy moly oh what the [ __ ] is this now hello ooh no I’m not going to be tempted by more iron ore no we are blind oh sorry look at this look at this space I’m not going to be up

[ __ ] what’s up my good night man hope you have a good night any more streams Before Christmas uh possibly possibly uh I’ll post an update if if I do uh but uh definitely there’s definitely going to be a cringe training here soon and uh we’ll just go from there man

Um there may be one after Christmas enjoyed your stream we’ll definitely tune in next time keep up the great work hey I appreciate you Christmas stream for the boys oh hey that’s a good idea I may do that I may do that but hey fellas I

Appreciate it man godp speed and uh have a have a safe Christmas you know what people people don’t say that too often have a safe Christmas no drinking and driving without me anyways I’ll see yall next time like And subscribe all right there’s my YouTuber bit later brother stay strapped stay

Strapped thank you I’m returning to the surface oh [ __ ] let me out let me at yeah I know it’s cringe to use my diamond pickaxe but I don’t care tell somebody who cares if not we’ll go for New Year’s Eve as well for the fun ooh that’ be that’

Be a good meme New Year’s Eve hell yeah thanks for joining in man I appreciate you man you have a good sleep I can’t wait till July we’re going to watch Tropic Thunder holy [ __ ] how much longer ah sweet okay let’s build a small house yeah uh right over here will be good

Holy [ __ ] there’s so much so much fish okay yeah we’ll fish next stream too all right uh what do I have Cobblestone perfect just a small little house just a tiny little bitty itty bitty house nothing special uh I I won’t use my diamond pickaxe make

A chest as well oh you’re a genius okay um what happened to my am I just blind do I not have a [ __ ] oh no I don’t have it interesting okay and bro it’s a tradition I’ve done for three years lol still going strong dude I got to make that my Tradition now

Literally [ __ ] sounds dope I freaking hate trees like what has a tree done for you nothing exactly oh turn oxygen or CO2 into oxygen dude prove it oh that’s right you can’t [ __ ] them trees bro out of Co oh goodness uh I need for a chest this is one of those games that

Like oh I we done playing in a second that second turns into hour if you put two chests together it mes Mega chest Mega chest sounds like my wife all right uh Mega chest time yes the mega chest also we should learn to farm next stream my favorite thing to do in

Minecraft oh farming oh dude yeah we’ll uh we’ll set up my house and then uh we’ll do some freaking farming oh that’s going to be epic dude Good Times ahead can’t freaking wait this is going to be epic uh all right let’s get some Cobblestone real quick finish the house and then

I’ll be done I swear to God I’ll be done swear to God fishing rod is two string and three stick why for tomboy GF why for tomboy GF oh why do you have to why do you have to make me make such a hard decision this isn’t Cobblestone isn’t it

[ __ ] can a brother get some cobblestone oh my God coal uh o you said Tom or wife or tomboy girlfriend oh tomboy girlfriend for sure what are you what are you talking about dude more girls should have short hair what you dude simp simple ass okay especially blonde

Chicks blonde chicks should have short hair all right red heads should not have short hair I’m sorry you should you shouldn’t have short hair even if you’re a guy with a red head just just screw that [ __ ] out man grow it out be like be like uh what else am I going to

Grab there we go grab what what H it’s getting dark all right we’re just going to build the roof and we’ll be done uh bam bam I love Minecraft do I though do I game kind of pisses me off sometimes low key low key okay now time for the roof I

Think oh wow this is really oh my God no way two okay remember three blocks tall on inside one two three okay maybe one block higher God damn it God damn it all right fellas this is epic no I’m out oh dude no way son of a

[ __ ] uh I guess I can just like dig over here I guess just a few more it’s going to be really tempting not to play this game offline I’m not going to play it offline I’m I’m only going to play it on stream promise promise all right that should be

Good let’s get the freak out of here okay jump bro blue head feminist only fans Enthusiast make the roof make torches and door then we sleep apple blue hair feminist or what’ you say uh blue hair feminist or o I want to say blue hair feminists because don’t

Hear me out dude hear me out blue hair chicks they know they know how to get down all right listen here you don’t diee your hair blue cuz you have you have some like mental stability okay and I and I [ __ ] with that okay roof raise the roof oh this is going to

Be a beautiful house both suck the boys are better the boys are better what do you mean by That oh iron trapo no oh yeah oak door want to say that’s kind of Cringe all right juste more Gravel a son of a [ __ ] all right that’s fine that’s fine that’s actually ideal cuz now I can make obsidian so well not right now next stream get grab it grab it get get out of the water all Right sorry my face Itched oh hell Yeah we will keep giving you Insight young Padawan oh yes y’all are the goat you know what [ __ ] it I’ll wait till next year to put this torches outside the house all right thanks for watching um that was a lot of fun only eight resets that’s really good I’ll give you

A couple of these [ __ ] my dead [ __ ] [ __ ] my dead mother liberal yo shout out to Winston’s some random hobo a bunch bunch of other people thank you for watching I’ll be live again soon new cringe training and uh yeah that’s about it but uh H sleep

Well my guy love y hey man right back at you son all right y’all I’m going to stop being sappy now