Daxx – I Hired TITAN SPEAKERMAN to DEFEND My House in Minecraft!

And perfect Zoe our brand new house looks so good yeah it does but Dax what is that uh what are you talking about wo whoo wao what in the world is that a giant toilet Zoe yep it sure is and this is not good do you think they’re going

To attack us I have no idea but they’re on our property we should go check it out yeah let’s go check it out and wa there’s a bunch of different scary skiy toils in here Zoe this does not look good for us and there’s signs what do

The signs say okay let me go ahead and read it the toilets will rise once night you will cry you have 15 minutes before we come for you what the heck Zoe they’re going to come attack Us in 15 minutes 15 minutes that’s no time at all

What do they expect us to do I have no idea but quick we have to get back to our house and build some super awesome defenses let’s go okay Zoe we only have 15 minutes what’s the first thing we should try and do first let’s start out

With making a wall of dirt wait a wall out of dirt Zoe do you know how weak dirt is it’s super strong what are you talking about no Zoe we cannot use dirt let’s use something a little more strong Dex get off my wall of dirt oh my gosh

No zo we’re going to break this and we’re going to to use Bedrock that’s way better that is a lot better good job Dex so let’s go ahead and build this all the way around our house and quo we do not have that much time before the skiing to

Come attack us I know Dax I’m going as fast as I can okay let me throw in a few more pieces of bedrock and done away look at our Bedrock wall this is so secure this is awesome do you think this will be good enough to keep them out I

Mean probably not look at that one toilet over there it’s like an astronaut toilet I’m pretty sure I could just fly over this to completely destroy us oh no not an astronaut toilet what are we going to do I can only think of one thing that could probably help us right

Now what is it I’m going to have to talk to my friend the speaker man and see if he can help us out to defend our base oh he will definitely help us go ahead and call him up uh actually my phone doesn’t work the only way we can go to talk to

Him is by going into The Nether which is super scary are you serious Dex I don’t know if we have time to go all the way to the nether yes we have time Zoe okay quick I’m going to go ahead and build us out a portal and then we just have to

Jump inside okay well hurry let me go ahead and build it like this STX you can’t build a portal on the floor yes you can this is a special port P that takes us to the speaker bed all I have to do is light this up in any second now

We should be able to jump in come on zo quick we have to go okay Dax we made it but where is this guy there should be a speaker Man head somewhere around here come on zo we have to look for it and uh Zoe I think we found it but oh no

There’s a bunch of Buzz toilets defending it what are we going to do we have to get to it Dax we’re going to fight those Buzz toilets okay come on to let’s get down there and beat all these Buzz toilets up I should have an emergency diamond sword inside of my

Inventory and perfect zoy let’s go beat them all up we got this deck come on we have to go super quick I doubt we have that much time left be careful Dex oh my gosh there are so many Zoe but I’m sure we can take them out together come on

Yep we got this they’re going down so easy these guys are weak come on zo there are so many jumping me oh gosh help me hurry Dax you got this oh my gosh they are all chasing me Zoe what are you doing I’m just kind of walking

Around no one’s really attacking me Zoe stop walking around and help me I’m getting completely jumped by all of them I’m so scared I’m coming to the rescue deck come on there’s only a few of them left and then we should be able to get inside that tight speaker man head are

They all gone no they’re all jumping me so what are you talking about are they all gone oh I was just about to take a nap that was super easy wait did you just say you about to take a nap and don’t worry zo I took out the last one

No thanks to you good job Dex I knew you could do it okay but now we actually have to get inside of this zo do you see anyway inside yeah actually I think I saw a door over here when I was about to figure out where to take my nap wait you

Saw a door and what the heck there’s literally a door right here why don’t we just run straight in there come on in and oh my God zo look at that it’s the Titan speaker man oh my gosh Dax ask him if he’ll help us uh Mr Titan speaker man

We need a lot of help what are you humans doing here well we’re under attack by a lot of skiy toilets right now and we are really hoping you could come help us defend our base well I’m sure I could come help you defend your base but it’s going to cost you 64

Diamonds what the heck Zoe do you have 64 diamonds on you I’m completely broke Yik stack I thought you said this guy was your friend yeah I can lend you some money but you need to really start making some more oh thank you so much do

This is super super clutch okay let me just go ahead and throw it to the tide speaker and there you go can you help us out now sure I’ll help you two idiots out yay Zoe let’s go quick we have to get back to our portal your friend is

Not very nice yeah he’s been going through a really bad breakup but it’ll be okay okay our portal should only be a few steps here and perfect it looks like I found it now we can hop back in and start building and perfect Zoe we made

It back up to our base but now we really need to start building stuff we don’t have that much time left tight speaker man what’s the next thing we could build well have you two tried adding in lasers yet Zoe have we tried adding in any

Lasers no no lasers yet uh do you have any lasers that we could borrow oh my gosh you two are completely useless look here you go and wo look at that Zoe it looks like he gave us a couple of lasers that we could use come on quick we have

To go put these down okay let’s go okay and I’m pretty sure all we have to do is put down a block of redstone like this and the laser on top and oh my gosh Zoe look how cool this looks that looks awesome and are we going to surround our

Entire house with that yeah we probably should Zoe how about you go ahead and do that side and I’ll do this side over here and I bet I could beat you around the house yeah I seriously doubt that but we’ll just have to see I guess we’re

Having a race let’s see who’s the fastest I’m already like halfway around the side of the house I bet you’re nowhere to be found yeah I’m practically done Dex so I would not brag you’re practically done so wait how in the world are you practically done already

Because I’m super fast uh okay I guess we’ll see about that and Booms I’m basically done and it looks like you’re not even done yet so I’m basically the winner now whatever deck let me just go ahead and help you fill in the last one since you’re super slow okay just a few

More and perfect our base is actually looking really defended Now Zoe yep but we need to keep working I’m so afraid that our house is going to get destroyed yeah we do need to keep working and wait a second Zoe I just realized something

What is it Dax how in the world are we supposed to get inside with these huge lasers here ooh maybe we should use some fans wait a fans a great idea Zoe let me go ahead and get us let’s say an emerald fan what does that sound like that

Sounds super awesome and we can definitely get through the lasers like that okay so what we’re going to do is put down one Emerald fan here and basically what you’re going to have to do is just run on it like that and then I’ll put put some water down over here

That way we don’t actually break our legs whenever we try to come inside yipp that was awesome but do you think you should put a fan on this side yeah I probably should put a fan on this side let me go ahead and add one right here

To the front of our door like that and now we can get over super super easy that’s awesome and of course I’m going to add in a bit of water just so we don’t fall and break our legs and perfect that looks really good well even though we have these lasers we should

Probably do something else Zoe yeah we probably should uh wait a second Zoe did you just see that yeah was that lightning it wait a second it looks like it got even darker oh no we must be running out a time this is not good how are we supposed to protect our house

Okay quick we have to talk to the tide speaker B hey you look at me so we can get something done oh you annoying humans what do you want now hey we hired you so you have to be super nice to us we need your help with some more

Defenses well let’s see have you tried making Archer Towers yet uh Zoe have we tried making Archer Towers no no Archer Towers yet okay I guess we could go ahead make some Archer Towers thank you so much Mr tide speaker man yeah whatever let’s go ahead and get rid of

This nether portal because we honestly don’t need it anymore and then we can probably build Archer Towers on each one of our Corners that’s a super good idea and since my favorite color is green which is the best color ever I’m going to go ahead and make my archer tower out

Of green concrete and I’m going to make mine out of purple what purple is the ugliest color ever Zoe why would you want to use purple cuz it’s the best color ever okay whatever and Zoe you know what we’re probably going to need what is it well since we’re going to be

In the middle of a battle we need a quick way to get up there oh so what are we going to do like an elevator or something yeah we’re going to make a water elevator so let me show you how to make that real quick quick okay we’ll go

Ahead and grab some Soul Sand like this and place it there and we’re also going to need some signs and we’re going to need a whole lot of water Zoe wow this is super cool how do you even know how to make this because I’m like a super

Ultra genius but let me show you what happens whenever we fill this all up with water okay Zoe now this is all filled up with water all you have to do is walk inside and then it should shoot you to the front so why don’t you go

Ahead and try walking in there okay here I go and wo look at that zo you got to the top so quickly wow that thing really shoots you out that was awesome but now we need to finish out the rest of our Archer Tower so let’s go ahead and add

Some sides and then we should go ahead and add in some fences just to make sure we don’t fall off like you just did yeah that’s a super good idea Dex and perfect now that we have our whole towers built out we’re going to need some bows and

Arrows let me go ahead and add in a chest on my side with a bunch of bows and a bunch of arrows and I’ll go ahead and do the same thing for your side over there Zoe sweet and Dex you are so lucky because your girlfriend is like the best

Archer ever uh are you the best Archer ever Zoe yes I’m like super skilled well why don’t we go ahead and test that out let me go ahead and grab a little pig and I’ll spawn it down here and if you can hit this big I’ll give you a stack

Of diamonds okay this should be easy peasy let’s see what you got Zoe I’m pretty sure you can’t do this okay here goes nothing and let’s see and a you were so close and now you don’t get a stack of diamonds that was a warm-up

That was a war okay fine you get one more shot and a you hit it fine I’ll give you that stack of diamonds yep I’m going to be rich and here you go I take your stupid stack of diamonds now well you owed me diamonds anyways so you

Still owe me some whatever I’ll get you the eventually okay Mr Speaker man we went ahead and buildt an Archer Towers what’s the next thing we should try and build you should probably build a fire cannon at the front of your base to stop all this toilets whoa Zoe did you hear

That a fire cannon that sounds super crazy I don’t even know how to build one I think I know how to build one it’s been a really long time but I guess I can try my best to make one all we need to do is add in a few different

Dispensers like this and then we’re going to have to get fireballs and line them all up with fireballs and now what we need to do is get some redstone dust and line it up across all of these and then we’re going to have to make a lever

All the way way down here that we can just flick that lights off all the fire cannons okay zo and you can go ahead and test it out whenever you’re ready you can go ahead and hit that lever and see what it does okay here goes nothing and

Wo it just shot a bunch of fire and look it even hit the toilet over there yikes do you think that made them mad ah who cares if they get mad we’re totally going to wi with a tight speaker man now yeah you’re so right and actually

Speaking of destructive stuff Zoe I have a really great idea for something else we could add what is it Dex what if we grab some mines for our inventory and we fill up the whole floor in front of our base with mines that sounds super awesome okay let’s go ahead and put a

Bunch of these down all the way in front of our base so now once those skiy toilets step on they’re all going to blow up wow that is such a good idea but Zoe you have to be super careful if you step on these mines they’re all going to

Blow up early which might accidentally blow up our base ooh but I really want to step on one why would you want to blow up our base Zoe because I like to see the explosion it’s kind of like fireworks oh my gosh you better not step

On these Zoe yikes what if Mr Pig steps on one Mr Pig oh God Mr Pig just stepped on it oh oh my gosh now it smells like bacon in here oh this is absolutely ridiculous zo you know how about we get rid of the mines and we just replace

This all for a bunch of lava that’d be pretty cool that would be pretty cool so Mr Pig actually did us a favor and perfect now that’s all filled up with lava let me go ahead and break this other mine over here and this should be

Pretty much good I think this is better than the mines anyways what do you think Zoe I think it’s way better than the mines okay so right now we have Archer Towers we have lava we have fan entrances and Fireballs I wonder was something else we could add in ooh Dax I

Know what we should do okay well then what should we do Zoe we should spawn in some camera ninjas so they’ll help us defend our base oh my gosh this is a perfect idea if we have a bunch of camera nin just walking around they could totally defend our base yeah these

Guys are super powerful and a whole bunch of them will definitely save our house but you know what Zoe we should probably put them all in a little pen so they don’t run a muck on our whole entire base that’s probably a better idea right yeah that’s a pretty good

Idea so what we can do is get some fences and place them all inside of here and then we can have a little button that actually lets them out whenever we want them to come out that is such a good idea but in order for our thing to

Actually work what we’re going to need to do is bring up the ground here and then Place some sticky pistons down that way we can actually activate them whenever we want to wow you are so smart Dex okay now we just need to add in some Redstone torches so these guys can’t get

Out and then we should be pretty much good to go but now we need to connect Redstone to a little thing and Zoe did you just take out one of the camera ninjas that’s okay I have the spawn egg so I could spawn in a whole bunch of

Them if I wanted to okay I guess that is a pretty much a good point let me go ahead and get that lever ready let’s go ahead and run some repeaters into the back back and then we’ll also get some Redstone Dust like this and then we can

Cover it all up and then we should be pretty much good to go once we get a lever let’s just place a lever here and see and perfect look at that Zoe it actually worked perfect that worked perfectly now don’t take this guy out Zoe I’m going to lift them back up I’m

Going to be super nice and then I’m going to put it back in his cage okay Dax but I think there’s one up on the tower wait there’s one on the tower what the heck hey you get down from there get back in your little cage ooh I almost

Killed him oh my goodness zo we cannot kill any more of our soldiers okay okay okay Zo actually thought of something else that we should probably do what is the Dex well just in case we actually have to fight these guys in close range we should probably have a little Armory

Room so we can get a lot of cool gear and defeat them all that’s a super good idea so what we need to do is get a bunch of ladders like this and then we’re going to place them all the way down into our basement where we can

Actually build out our Armory room okay let me go ahead and build the ladders all the way and once we’re down here is where we can actually build our Armory room you know what Zoe our armor room is looking a little bit boring why don’t we

Spice it up by adding in a bunch of Li blocks everywhere ew lime blocks yeah if we wanted it to look ugly what zo this literally looks so good come on just help me and add these to the other side okay no I’m going to add purple on this

Side you know what fine that can be your side over there this is going to be my side which is obviously the better side and perfect Zoe this room’s actually looking pretty good but you know what I think we should add in what should we add some automatic armor dispensers but

Dex do we have enough time for that uh yeah I think we’ll have enough time for it I mean it’s Armor after all so we’re going to need it either way okay okay so in order to build this what we need to do is put a bunch of armor sets in each

One of these little dispensers and we should also probably grab a shield and like a weapon too that’s probably a good idea and I think for my side I’m going to go ahead and use diamond armor since it looks super super cool what armor are

You going to use Zoe I think I’m going to use netherite oh that’s a super good idea I think that is the strongest armor in Minecraft so that was a good call Zoe thanks stacks and now what we need to do is put a little fence right here in the

Middle and perfect now that should work but let me go ahead and build out your side and then you can test it out sweet let me just go ahead and add in the fence with the pressure plate and perfect Zoe you can walk in and woah it

Looks like I got a bunch of your armor already how do I look honestly you look super super cool zo you can definitely take out all those skibby toilets I’m ready to defeat them hey you two come back up here real quick uh Zoe was that the Titan speaker man yikes your friend

Is really bossy oh gosh he sounds really mad let’s go see what he’s up to it woes away it looks like it got even darker outside this is not good this is not good at all do you think they’re coming soon uh probably so Mr Titan speaker man

What did you want I think you guys need to build out one final thing uh oh okay well what’s that final thing we should build out you should make a huge Redstone contraption that lights TNT from under their base oh my gosh you are a total genius Mr Titan speaker man

Thank you so much yeah yeah whatever just go build it man this guy is so mean Zoe he is he’s your friend not mine yeah I guess whatever but he said he wanted us to build like a huge tunnel with some explosions on their base so what if we

Make a tunnel for underneath our Armory room where we can blow up their entire build that’s super cool but how do you know if we make it all the way to their base well what we’re going to do is dig in this tur tunnel all the way down and

Once we think we got far enough I’m going to dig up a little bit to see where we are it is a little bit risky but I think we’ll be okay Zoe okay let’s go ahead and check how much progress we’ve made Zoe come on we should be

Close and wo Zoe wait this looks like the bottom of the toilet really oh my gosh it does look like it okay so what we’re going to do is get in a really really cool TNT that will completely destroy everything what TNT are you

Going to use oh what if we get this one called the death r that sounds super crazy that does sound super crazy I hope it doesn’t also destroy our house yeah hopefully not but let’s go ahead and put the TNT down here and then we can run a

Huge Redstone signal all the way back to our base that we can eventually light up that is so good I’m so glad we hired your friend okay Zoe and now what I’m going to do is cover this up right here and then I’m going to put a panic button

Down and whenever we’re ready we’re going to hit that panic button and it’ll completely destroy that whole toilet over there perfect their base is so going to get destroyed yeah and honestly I want a really good view of it Zoe so we should probably make a way out that

We can watch it that’s a super good idea plus we don’t want to get caught in the explosion ourselves exactly so let’s go ahead and break out a little area over here here and I think we’ll have like a little mine cart system that’ll take us

Up to the top kind of like a roller coaster yeah exactly it’s basically to be a roller coaster it’s going to be super super fast and super awesome wow that does sound super awesome I kind of hope that we blow up their house super early just so I can ride the roller

Coaster honestly I completely agree with you let me go ahead and add in these roller coaster railings and then I got to make it go super far and then we have to build it all the way up into the sky okay now the roller coaster is coming

Out and all we have to do is build it up into the air and then we should be good to go but just to make sure it doesn’t take any damage I’m going to make it out of Bedrock since we all know Bedrock is like the strongest block ever but we do

Want to view of the destruction so let’s make sure it goes super high above our base okay this looks like the platform where we’ll watch everything at so let me make sure to add in some fences just so we don’t fall off and then I’ll add in the Redstone railing and then we

Should be good to go Zoe this is awesome you did a really good job Dax thanks Zoe you did a really good job too okay Mr TI speaker I think we built everything we can is there any other suggestions you have no this is all and my time has come

I have told you guys all I can best of luck in your war and wait a second Zoe he just completely disappeared what the heck your friend wasn’t even going to stay for the whole battle ah and Zoe it’s completely dark outside which means they must be coming any second this is

Not good should we go put on our armor yes quick come on we have to grab all our armor as fast as possible go ahead and run into your little thing and get all the armor you need and wao I look super cool in full diamond armor Zoe I

Bet you I’m going to look cooler in mine you probably are and wo you do look way cooler in that netherite armor thanks de okay Zoe let’s go check out what they’re doing make sure to hop on the fan and land in the water and oh my gosh Zoe

There is so many of them this is not good and I didn’t see any of them fall into the lava what in the world come on zo we have to fight them off we must defend our base let’s do this wait there’s a bunch of knife toilets and

Spider toets oh gosh there is way too many this is already not looking too good for us Zoe um Dax it looks like you’re getting jumped I am getting jumped what in the world are you doing I’m trying to save you but you keep running away so fast oh my gosh please

Don’t he help me out this is horrible these guys are so scary I don’t want to fight anymore I’m helping Dax come on you got to keep going okay you’re right we do need to defend our base we can beat them all up we can totally do this

Man you’re running really fast yeah because there’s so many do you see how many are chasing me yeah I guess that’s what adrenaline will do to you but I can barely keep up come on zo we can definitely take all these guys out there isn’t that many left yeah there really

Isn’t and they’re not really attacking me at all they’re just attacking you what the heck why do they always attack me this is so messed up sorry Dax come on only a few left I think we’re actually going to offend our house this is awesome and it’s going to be a first

Time for us come on there’s only like three more over here we can take them all out and they’re going to be the ultimate winners woohoo and we didn’t even have to use any of our other stuff in perfect so we took them all out which means we’re the ultimate winners yeah

But Dex who is that on the top uh what are you talking about whoa whoa whoa wait is that the Gman it really looks like it this is not good he’s huge you fools you only took out the first wave and I have hundred of waves to come and

Destroy you you better be ready cuz in the next 30 seconds everyone’s coming wait Zoe did you just hear that Dex we have to go oh gosh Come on quick back up into our base I want to see what this next wave looks like and oh my goodness

Zoe look at the next wave of skiy toilets there’s so many out there this is not good should we start firing the Cannons yeah quick fire the Cannons and I’m going to let out all the camer B come on guys you need to help us out what the heck Zoe they’re fighting us

Dax what’s going on I don’t know but come on we have to fight them all off I don’t know why they’re betraying us now Dax this is not good they’re in our house house this must be because you hit them earlier Zoe no no way come on we

Have to take them all out there’s no way we can lose these stupid cameraman Dex there’s two attacking me on the tower oh gosh this is horrible we have to win this somehow though Zoe keep fighting I’m trying but they keep attacking me and they’re not dying oh my goodness

There are so many this is horrible I don’t know why they’re betraying us now this is not good and oh my gosh Zoe perfect we took them all out is it even worth to shoot Fireballs anymore there’s so many of them out there no I think

It’s time to light the TNT you think it’s time to light the TNT oh gosh Come on quick let’s get out of here let’s go down the stairs and then there’s a chest with a mine cart and go ahead and hop on it I’ll meet you at the top and then

I’ll hit the button okay I’m going run zoy run I’m hitting the button I’ll be right behind you go go go go go we have to go as fast as possible I’m going Dax okay and our nice little roller coaster should take us to the nice viewing point

And then we can see the TNT go off and here we are the TNT should be going off any second now and oh oh my gosh wa wait do you hear that yes and it seems like something’s coming from the sky yes I think the TNT should be liting off any

Second now and we’re toing enough in our base this is going to be so crazy oh my gosh here it comes wo that was huge it’s taking out everything I think we’re going to win completely took out everything Zoe that was so cool that was

So cool but Dax you took out our house wait our house got taken out oh my gosh our house is totally toasted man all of our hard work for nothing okay I guess we’re going to have to move houses then and if you guys enjoyed that

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