Deadly LifeSteal SMP: Tubbo Joins Angry Thomas

Funny story i was reached out to and um it was like hey do you want to come on live still for 24 hours and do some stuff and i said yes and i got in the call before the stream and they’re all acting really freaking suspicious surely my life won’t be stolen surely

Surely it would be morally wrong if it was you know hello gang hello hello nothing bad what’s going to happen is it absolutely not why would you think that nothing bad has ever happened on lifesteal before ever okay okay that’s fine should i log in yeah whenever you’re ready whenever

You’re ready i i feel like hello oh the hardcore hearts is not um hi over here you guys behind you hi tubbo how are you oh my god hold on let’s put away the weapons real quick can i get some of that some of that lovely stuff you got going on there

In new time table lovely stuff here let me uh let me introduce you this is this is rick wrap uh-huh hi nice to meet you no this is ramsay this is brilliant oh wait wait [Laughter] and these are stoic bodyguard one and two uh give him give him a shake

One of them is rip rap then no no no no no that’s crazy why would you think that okay hear me out can i get some of that wonderful belongings like okay okay in due time can i have yours clown can i have yours you want my items can i have them please

Okay i can’t i can’t i can’t say no to that face thank you thank you thank you one of my items two of my thank you thank you thank you and let’s do three of my arms there you go oh my god oh and i even got some bones wow wow

Holy crap we’re not gonna look into the logistics of you giving me bones but yeah thank you i feel scared ironically scared because i’ve heard things i’ve heard things you’ve heard there’s graves there’s graves and there’s explosions oh yeah we can take a look at the graves we

Can look at these guys real quick these these tell a nice little story let’s start there what is that skeptical poor soul wait so are these actual people that played on the server and are now dead yes they’re all the people that played and have lost all their lives on the

Server i swept i’ve heard of the puffer fella what happened to puffer uh i think i think he gave away all of his hearts to his teammates and then he logged out in a tube and uh somebody found his tube and made a little fall trap under it so the next

Time he logged on he was banned instantly oh oh nice nice that sounds yeah it’s it’s pretty good it’s crazy that sounds friendly some of these people gave their lives for their allies uh for instant yeah mystics she got banned because she gave all i think she had eight hearts she gave all

Eight of them to leewook over here oh oh and then but they died anyway so leo wuk as it turns out wait there is vitality bodyguards yeah don’t worry we have we have people taking care of this why is this such an aggressive wait can

I have it can someone give me a deal i would like a heart uh the thing is turbo we don’t don’t just give our hearts around you gotta you gotta earn learn the hearts right yeah yeah yeah so here’s the studio you are a fresh juicy target right now

You have you have 10 hearts you have no armor you have no nothing so as you can see there’s plenty of people that do want to come after you so they i what happened here as well yeah i don’t want to know this is true spawn uh what’s true spawn

Well you know spawn into the game you know yeah so well why would it why is it true spawn and not just spawn because spawn is is it’s over there but this is where you actually spawn oh okay it’s convoluted don’t worry about it very good we had them yeah because we

Had to fix this of course yeah why does this person have to die like why can’t you just be friends because you know do you want to run the risk of death because let me tell you like probably 80 of the players on here that are not you know bodyguard one or two

They’re probably going to try to take care of okay that’s fast that’s pretend to be nice but it’s not really nice yeah no one can be trusted no no nobody can be trusted at all no oh that actually looks awesome yeah it’s pretty cool it was oh wait it’s partially blown up

That’s good that seems to be a passion from the server yeah most things are oh wow oh wow oh wow that is that’s robert run up and start pushing buttons like yeah yeah you should be careful should i be more careful do i need to be more

That is a now now hear me out i’ve seen a lot of deep holes in my time but that is a deep hole yo free redstone don’t mind if i do hey yeah yeah you could find a lot of redstone on the server it’s like it’s like hermitcraft but if everything was like

But if everyone wanted to kill each other all the time yes exactly instead of like instead of making cool farms would you just make sure it’s fine i get it i get it it resonates with me quite a lot you know that’s good that’s good this is like an anarchy server um

Minus the um small-minded individuals or at least at home actually you would be surprised this is no no no no no no no no no no no okay that came out [Laughter] no no i meant i meant to say this is after a full probably seven month season oh my god complete warfare

And you know and destruction so nothing lasted long no no but but the thing is usually you know there’s there’s a lot more order on the server than you might see with your with your eyes here i recommend you don’t go in there oh okay okay okay this creator is the former

Prince am empire oh no what happened well the player prince sam he got incredibly greedy at some point he tried to expand his empire throughout the whole server using a wall and as you may imagine you know the the members of lifestyle that’s a lot um the inhabitants of the server didn’t

Quite like prince ham claiming all the servers so oh no that’s no good yeah prince princeton weighs your i guess i guess he’s kind of the president of a crater now yeah yeah yeah i mean he’s got something he’s just got a big crater he does have a big crater that’s fair enough

Uh all right what happens if i die uh you will respawn and you will lose one of your hearts uh it goes into the void if you don’t die to a player you will just lose it and it’s gone forever that’s not good how many do you have yeah uh i play

Over three let’s keep it at that over three wait how many do you have more than five how many do you have a bit a bit over seven how many do you have slightly more than 15. 15 hearts how many do you have i have 20 hearts what that’s double

Normal health yeah that’s the maximum the server can uh you know can handle oh so realistically you’re not going to kill me man you already got the max yeah no no that’s you know that’s why you can trust us on life so you can trust because the

Rest they just want hearts but we we’re already stacked you know whoa that’s a pretty building holy crap cool redstone lights yeah yeah that is the casino you know uh after you get a full night’s rest uh because you know we know the flight’s been long we don’t want to keep you with

The with the tour for too long the flight did i fly here yeah yeah i mean how else do you get from you know the dream s p to life ceiling oh oh that’s fair that’s fair i didn’t know there was airport it’s not the dream smpg i must

Have been really really drunk wow oh wow the airport have done a number on me uh we’re gonna let you spend the night or i guess morning you pulled an all-nighter um yeah in the hotel yeah in the hotel um we’ll be back for you soon it’s rick wrap yeah please

Wreck rack hello how are you doing would you like to get a room i would love a room it’s pre-paid by clown okay follow me up the room there will be an opportunity for you to get some actual gear pretty soon some actual okay you didn’t hear that

From me okay okay okay all right well here here’s the king suite you know make yourself at home make sure to set your spawn dragon’s breath what the hell do you guys make literally potions only the best can i have a magma cream and a blaze powder and a never wart perhaps

Um you know what sure you wanna you wanna fire resistance potion maybe i just think it’s a pretty pretty color there’s some redstone for you oh thank you sir thank you thank you bye except i don’t think he’s explained everything is the issue let me let me reveal myself let me reveal hello

Bodyguard an undisclosed bodyguard what’s up hello so i i think you’ve got a pretty good explanation of lifesteal you’ve seen the the history of it the destroyed empires the fallen cities yeah um i think i need to explain to you what’s happening right now because currently we are in an era of despair

That sounds awful yes yes where’s the democracy there’s been a very big war that has been happening and is over no no there’s a drought of hearts on this server and i already know many of those players if you were caught alone they would not hesitate to kill you oh oh

Wait really yeah well tubbo i i have a little proposition for you as you can see i have brought you a lifesteal s p starter kit with um very good armor that’s rather cool this has to come at a price a price of what so tubba one thing that you should learn is

Hearts are a very valuable resource on the server but i can guarantee you that this armor set will prevent you from ever from ever dying on the server again so you can have all this armor just for the cost of one single heart one single heart you’re talking my language i love

A deal i love a bit of a deal but ah i have it i have a request i would love an eye of ender a ghast tear some glass and some obsidian are you speaking of one of the most illegal items on the server tubbo is that not allowed

That item has ended entire nations on the server oh wait is that not allowed well i mean it is one of those you can get me just one just one it’s just one and one piece of obsidian i’ll give you two hearts i’ll give you two hearts just one

If i was caught with this item i would be i would be hunted down again but you were you won’t be caught you won’t be caught because it will stay between you and me and no one else has to know give me one moment tubbo hi i have one

I have one stored away it’ll take me a few seconds this has to stay between you and me they cannot no they will never know they like think about it logically how could they possibly ever know don’t tell anyone about this i will i will not tell a soul

Do i look like the kind of person to tell a single soul that this went down i would really appreciate a shield i’ve been holding on to this item for a long time so yeah yes so you’ve heard of the tales of the prince sam empire right yeah well i used

To be his ally oh i used to be his partner that sounds nice so here you go this is where the last reminisce this is one of the last remnants of this empire that’s cool look at me nice i’ll meet you at the casino tubbo oh god

When do i have to head there sorry um when does he have to the casino we come get him oh oh oh oh okay in that case i’ll just stay here i’ll make it i’ll make some drinks i’ll make some drinks i’ll have a good time yeah i’ll catch you in a second

And see you later see ya hello how are you wonderful wonderful people we’re good oh look at you i know oh my god decked out i’m definitely you know i i i had i had a person of particular interest come visit me they they wanted to strike up a bit of a deal

And i i’m a bit of a talker you know yeah like illegal items or anything by chance i mean that would just be terrible dude okay realistically think about it logically would i know if i got any illegal items i’ve just got here what is illegal can i get a bit of a

Rundown yeah of mine i think i think you should yeah yeah a little trust goes a long way i mean he’s risking a lot coming out here you know he these these are dangerous lands it was it was a tremendous flight these are no man’s lands can only imagine what happened to your

Poor plane to canada absolutely ruined oh this is like a big empty space yeah i know yeah this is like this is like what communal dance area or something oh yeah we do dancing lessons up there we could have one right now if you want sometimes

You just get you got to throw it down you know you just gotta yep look at that look at that look at i look at that just look at it what is he doing just go ahead i’m not gonna take a look i’m not just real close get real close to it um

No no no honestly honestly honestly i’m a-okay right now i