EP05 – VintageBeef Faces Rusty Paradox!

You’re already in there I found the secret behind the painting there’s Vin who’s Vin it’s spring I don’t know oh you can exchange bones for arrows that could be handy because we have a lot of Bones if I’m not mistaken by the way welcome back to another episode of uh final Paradox I

Think is what it’s called I forgot about it yeah so we’re here and we found this sequel I found it Etho jokingly said that watch there be a thing behind the painting and it turns out that there was right Etho that’s correct indeed way to steal

All the credit oh well it is what it is so does that mean I can you took the bones oh these are throwable bones though they’re not going to work are you sure how do you throw a bone so they’re Spears oh they do work they do work did

You trade all all of them yeah they’re all gone okay well I traded the other bones I have 23 arrows that was hardly worth it when did beds add like a little spring to them right it it’s been there a while they’re kind of bouncy they’re bouncy Paws I only play this game

Whenever you whenever you guys are like hey you guys want to do something like sure let’s do it yeah well they’ve been there it’s a brand new game okay guys let’s go somewhere didn’t you do you want to go talk to that blacksmith do you remember where he was

Yeah uh well do I this follow out here try follow me okay so we had the monument oh there’s a Farmland here too oh right we didn’t find a place for the white wool on the monument right we didn’t find that we haven’t looked for it well no we

Looked on the what we looked on the monument there’s no place for white wool okay so go to the monument and then go to I don’t know if you still see me yep still see you there’s like this open in the mountain interesting the stigan forge Forge

Ooh ah wait didn’t we pick up Forge items we’ve been getting the stigan powder from mobs I think I picked up a couple of items that were like something about the forge what does it sayian Remnant here what do we got in there oh okay there there’s some uh two in my

Ender Chest to of frost Nova and and toe of the golden apple so what’s in the middle here what is this a boss no it’s not we’re good right need to forge anything I hope you have a good reason to interrupt me how do wait is that what he said for you yeah

Interesting cuz he did not say that for me I thought that was just you saying me interrupting you uh how do I Forge an item What’s the progress bar below who or what are you oh my goodness years ago in another life I ref do you want me to read this I

Don’t know if you I I don’t know what to do there’s so much information here okay I will I just want you to know it exists basic I’ll read about what what this person what this thing is the attom years ago in another life I refused to

Use my abilities to create weapons for the Conqueror he sentenced me to death and my body and soul were consumed by black fire until I became nothing but stigan remnants choros recovered my remnants rebuilt my soul and mind and anchored them to my armor and Hammer

Since then I have a new purpose helping chosen Heroes to achieve my Vengeance against the Conqueror okay so do we want to know what stigan remnants are we we know what they are the the understood thanks um please click one of the interactions in the chat okay are we I

Don’t think we’re ready for this we might not be I have no idea not unlocked using the forge often exps your body to the power of s Remnant for every forged item you become more exposed and sometimes you’ll obtain permanent Health upgrades so thanks okay Health upgrade

One zero forge item discovered oh so we got to find these recipes I think on and then we can craft them here hold on wait what did you right click did you right click the the actual floaty guy mhm I did yeah and you saw a crafting recipe thing well it says you

Got zero out of 40 right right maybe that’s cuz we’re I think we unlocked them by exploring the map hold on hold on where is our storage system because we do have Forge items I believe but I don’t know if they’re Forge item pieces where are they oh no where’d you

Guys go I’m lost in this gigantic world we do a trinket so there’s a sword that says eroded Stone Edge and it says Forge item at the bottom mhm so that’s a forge item right probably but I think we need the recipe to do it really ow I’m you’re not

Alone pause I’m here with you I’m coming back it hurts are we going back to the porch I don’t know where we’re going what what are we doing I’m going back to the forge uh just he’s he’s hooked on this Forge thing I was debating if I should show it

To you or not you you’re the one who got him ad dicted ethos so I was afraid this was going now we can’t tear him away it discovered why does it say can I right click zero of 40 Forge items discovered but I have a forge item look look e

Right I think we got to get recipes beef but but it says these are the these are the items right yeah yeah but it says at the bottom when you right click them it says Forge items discovered zero of 40 that is a forge item yes so this is probably something

We can craft if we have the recipe throw it all right agreed to disagree throw it well how do you I don’t know tell tell me how you enter it then maybe like this oh maybe like this throw it do I there it is I knew it I knew what did

He throw a back it out he didn’t like it wait he spit it out I don’t know I don’t know okay wait don’t touch it it’s popping off uh great trick beef look look I can do it too with the torch the torch doesn’t work try the torch you need like

Two two two of the same ones I think is from my my understanding from what I’m whoa oh my God you use one of the TOs it didn’t go away though you oh it didn’t you can reuse did that hurt you no you guys no it’s fine okay say you

Need two of the same items okay where did you see that my sources Little Birdies told me okay all right let’s go let’s let’s get out of here then if that’s the case I’m going to mind your steps okay I’m going to put this thing back in the

Storage and then we got to go find the next area cuz I don’t think we’re going to find the white wool area at least I don’t I I mean I haven’t seen it what’s all this orb laboratory did you guys see this room this is like a teleportation

Room oh BR I’ve seen every room in ex that could be useful yeah going to put this back real quick wait is this yeah this is the spot I’ll just put it in here all right let’s go enchanting yeah and do something are you something being teleportation room Adventures nuclear

Machine abysmal sinkhole so which way do we go guys I know you’re the astronaut astronaut could be um I can’t remember if there was anything where we came from was there I don’t know I honestly forget it’s been too long it has been very long this looks of uh like we came through

Here oh right you lose your wings I forgot right so do we come through here I honestly don’t even freaking remember should we uh hold off until we figure it out equip a chest plate yeah I’ll do that um that’s a great idea actually let’s go to the next area

Before we continue I think I think we did come through here yeah we did we found a thing PA found a thing I should say did you guys lose your wings yet thank for giving me credit yeah wings are gone okay I just lost my wings make sure you equip your

Chest piece I got a stigi and Onyx a coveted precious stone of mobber origin formed Stig Essence maybe someone is very interested in it who knows I I’m I’m going take it okay yeah this definitely looks like a place maob I don’t know what is this a wooden saw

Whoa okay taking care of that thing it’s been so long since we played this I forgot how to yeah dude for real you slice slice and dice I want to try one of these break because you are spamming your weapons oh yeah that’s right everybody with the weapon spamming see here’s the

Thing that they don’t understand about me weapon spamming I use it as a means to keep the mobs away from me so I know it’s not doing as much damage but the mobs don’t get near me because I’m spamming the weap but you could just kill the mobs and then they won’t get

Not with one shot you can’t what are we doing where are these explosions coming from that’s uh there was creepers creep creepers you got it though I don’t have any torches o what is that thing there is something I got coal pause if you got some wood I got

Coal actually I think I got wood too oh here here you go I’m critting them does that make you guys feel better yes you do you beef see guy hit me because I wasn’t able to spam him and keep him off me all right here’s torches

Pause um I think I saw another oh there’s another spawner here zbling zbling these guys are dropping chest pieces which they are tanky aren’t they oh I found a trident there’s a chest here full of some rotten flesh and some shitty weapons I mean poopy weapons oh darn it gosh darn canceled canel

There’s my one per per season my one per season like one per episode wait I can do that now no you can’t don’t give them too much option then what is this place this is kind of cool this is nice I got to Oak knock back an intersection maybe oh yeah

You’re probably right we still need to figure out where the heck the white wool goes though who what is this I got another Forge item see it’s Forge smuggling Insignia oh this has a downstairs too okay so this is definitely a uh an intersection there is uh magenta purple and orange uh there’s

Some weird things in here translation more Toms drop the toome to Channel A spell for eight seconds which will teleport you back to the sanctuary oh oh okay so don’t waste those interesting if you use this toome from the sanctuary you won’t be able to use

It again until 6 minutes have passed 3 seconds of toome cool down okay uh so should we do one of the hold on what’s downstairs so we want to go to serious buzziness is that where we want to go first yeah also a book downstairs for some about teleporting yeah let’s

See this is a Teleport Point press the button to return sanctuary of time and unlock this point in the teleporter Zone so should we push it to unlock this point in the teleporter Zone yep what’s down here Malini I got another stigan onx it’s a scar refence M

Where you guys go uh below downstairs downstairs welcome to my Humble Home Adventure I live here since I have to leave my old house in the glacial Fort okay so whoa what happened there a new teleporter oh I hit I hit the button but did you teleport back

Uh I’m coming back so it unlocks it at the like where the wo is right and then you then you can go through again ah got you okay that makes sense there’s a little uh salesman down here by the way he sells some decent stuff I would say

Oh yeah yeah we got heroic carrots he sells and it doesn’t really take that I mean 16 rotten flesh four rotten flesh it’s really not here I’m going to buy a lot of rotten flesh back there buy some torches just now it’s only four rotten flesh for 16 torches I’m going to go

Grab that flesh I don’t know where I am don’t let the cold catch you okay so oh you’re going way back there I don’t know where I am I I give up on my adventure already put put on your chest P ianded that where’s my chest this crabby thing yeah yeah wear

Something listen don’t tell me what to wear What Not to Wear okay you can’t be walking around your top aous human being I can choose what what what what he can be his own person okay exactly to person why not don’t let the cold catch you

Though all right are we going to the orange uh section I guess so we got to group up first group up buzziness oh what what’s this to of the C now we go wait what does this do what the hell why is he so fast it just it just worked for

You oh are you serious yeah you just took off on us uh did you just use both of those TOS it’s not using them up which is weird no no I think it’s like a spell I’m going to put them in the chest here okay okay I’ll uh I’ll let’s yeah let’s

Let’s use them pause so that we can catch up with Etho what you just throw on the ground yep you drop it woo that looks so cool you can now use a to again wow this is awesome how long does it last oh oh Jesus Mery the intersections are

Interdimensional bridges that I myself created wait do you want to do the crew voice eth though you did a great job last time they will allow you to travel through the worlds of the G this galaxy to search the cosmic cor safely without a ship and without Gathering unwanted

Attention you shall discover other intersections exploring the last area of each intersection I speak quickly most accurately in this world lies the orange Cosmic core a hive World whose Queen was excited long ago EX excited exiled IT band very big difference of The Hive on their own luck since then there’s

Nothing but crazed insects without a purpose you must recover the core from this forgotten Place wow that’s an interesting voice very intimidating mhm okay I don’t want to do any of that wait what are these guys oh that’s awesome what kind of heads do they have like

Little bees they little bee heads nice buziness oh it’s all honey here serious what is this Fallen beehive this it to cause a small SW bees to attack and poison all enemies nearby don’t place it as a block so you got to throw it you want it I’ll throw a

Bee throw this item to cause a swall that’s kind of cool I’ll take I’ll take some of those you take some too pause okay here’s some bees oh this is going to be really annoy they have take this they have dudes on top of them oh oh I’m on fire and

Pois okay this is not good you okay it just stings I get I see what you did there son of thoughts of my girl and I’m crying now a beite behind you beef I’m I’m breaking a spawner there we go did he do like a a somersault

Ow the worker drones this what who keeps is that you hitting me pause no who’s setting me on fire look this is a forge item I’ll take it these guys are setting you on fire dog why do they have fire bees don’t set things on fire mayy there’re fire bees

You ever think of that there’s your crit everybody good job dude there’s ham up here I got some ham a mysterious carrot with knockback to the antenna okay Protection One restoration one un breaking one mending one nice take it use it think I think uh I think you can use the toms like

Constantly yeah yeah I think they’re like spells you just put them in like your hot bar and drop them when you need them so to with the golden apple let’s see how good this one is oh yeah this is great Bo I think the golden apple is

Usable just not just for you like you can use it on for everybody kind of thing yeah I think so at least that’s what it seemed like let’s break this I got way too many items I know I know we just started there’s so much stuff I love the look at this place

Though this is a cool looking place oh excuse me sir okay the B bombs are pretty cool is that what they drop on you or what you have H that’s what I have oh another Trident oh I’m attacked some the Conqueror Dro to obtain speed and then

To could you use some help here where you at there you are whoa what the ow oh it’s so sticky I keep okay oh boy I used my golden apple toome we got to take this thing out you got it got it oh Jesus Mercy why is it so angry

He’s an angry bee he’s an angry oh it’s a wasp it’s not a bee they take they’ve taken over the nest I’m going to have some pork here I’m coming my weap no damage oh I can’t use that oh I got to wait 20 seconds before using a period

Interesting yes I can’t just Spam spam them all okay I can use it now let’s see I still8 seconds I thought time it fast oh I can’t jump off this oh jeez something broke on my armor and I’m scared I’m running back what broke I don’t know yet my

Chest piece that crappy green chest piece oh oh what happened you run into trouble there eth uh yeah it’s I got I got no damage man what do you mean all these guys take 10 hits for me oh really use your TOS are you doing like the the the

Glacier one or what are you doing I’m using the glacier one I’m also using the uh Golden Apple One quite a bit but my inventory is already full of stuff too much stuff you okay pause oh God oh God oh God oh God what’s going on buddy nothing I’m fine I’m good you’re

Good we’re all good chill out I’m not the best but thanks Warrior drone see we’re good got another one coming after me dude I getting killed by everything here what is hitting you oh this guy I got him I’m having to sit back and eat some bork chops bork work

Chops okay I took out the spawner on that side is this stairs by the way it is stairs oh there’s another spawner up here be stairs done taken out who needs does anybody need armor I need a chest piece I could use better armor um I have pants but it’s

Not that good your yours might be better protection for item I’ve got Protection One Thorns one Unbreaking two and mending does that sound good I think that’s what I got right now okay and then the other it sounds good but is it good not good what about some feather

Falling Tu boots anybody want those I’ll take those they’re B Boots where you at here thank you no problem was there anything up here by the way other than that chest he got a forge item in there it corbicula Protection One blast protection three and un Unbreaking one and mending oh

Almost I thought you said this place looks really cool though I got to say yeah it is they did a great job it feels like I’m inside of a hive okay you okay there pause yeah I’m good what happened hey that to didn’t work how in my

Inventory that’s oh I see it gives me the that’s a weird way of doing it um ow oh I think I got your golden apple when you used it actually oh that’s okay I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead no no no no where were you at oh I’ll get him

That silverfish did like three hearts of damage each H uh what is this place this is a new place it is why am I taking so much damage here all right there’s a trinket and and you guys seem fine like what’s going on well I mean we’re professionals

I I guess uh do you guys want there’s a couple of splash potions here actually here come splash potion strength a weird helmet get together boys um hold on I’m supposed to Splash any I dropped it okay we got strength uh there is a drinkable lingering potion of

Instant Health too anybody need that right now thank you I’m good all right I’ll drink it oh I don’t I think that was like a throwable as well it’s over here if you want if you wanted to heal you really have an affinity for these

Little guys eh yeah they they like me a lot there’s more anybody want to take out that spawner got it got it oh Jesus Mercy Almighty Frost to activate oh I can’t I got wait 15 seconds I forgot I have a shield okay I got the spawner I got the spawner

You good where are they okay oh there there’s still more up above here oh thanks for the heal you no problem I do what I can you got that one yeah all right there’s a sh a sword here called the training knife anybody want it sharpness three Unbreaking one this

Guy is frustrating where are you at uh I’ll take it in case we want it later I wish my I think it’s got high attack speed actually does it let’s see uh 1.6 attack speed it is better than the axe I’ll try it see how I like

It okay all right let’s keep it moving where are we going this time oh my goodness this is a big room it’s not that big fire protection helmet oh this is junk wait did we come from here oh we just came from here yeah

So this is where we want to go I’m like it’s not that oh this is even bigger okay okay break perfect oh am I out of no I’m not out yet ouch thanks P boy there’s a lot of spawners around oh boy how you guys on

Food I got plenty doing decent okay you yeah yeah I’m okay I just wanted to make sure cuz I don’t have enough to give you if if uh you guys start going low on food that’s all I’m saying I don’t like sharing my meals oh man look down here this is

Huge that is really cool I like it wait am I supposed to turn clouds off cuz I see clouds I don’t have clouds on okay I’m guessing that’s like the the bee Palace up ahead there though the bee Palace where the queen be is yeah what

You mean beehive dude come on be Palace okay that one ouch they oh that hurt oh has a stinky dinky excuse me sorry okay I need to retreat a little a little too rough pause you tone down the language a bit would you oh thanks for pushing them right at me pause really

Appreciate I’m sorry it’s okay I’ll get there I think there’s a spawner here maybe maybe not come here what’s in here uh wooden mace four attack damage is the same as we already have we go o oh that’s a lot of guys whoa Frozen nice work I got the

Spawner so guessing we’re going to have to go down then somewhere here yeah and you know what it’s going to have to wait until the end or sorry I screwed it up it’s GNA have to pause you want to do the outro you do it pause um bye perfect perfect bye