Epic fail: coding awful Minecraft suggestions

My developers took some of the lowest voted ideas on the Minecraft suggestion subreddit and brought them to life now they’ve asked me to check them out for the first time the first suggestion we found was the idea that illers should be able to build structures the suggestor

Admitted that this wouldn’t be a very vanilla feature so perhaps Minecraft could try something new and make it a hard mode only feature an interesting idea but I’m not quite sold yet adding this feature into Minecraft this effect would need to be accomplished with a new model such as the illager Builder all

Right so this will be my first impression of the illager Builder apparently it construct outposts I better get my sword for this one all right let’s go ahead and spawn you in W nice construction outfit looking a little violent though shouldn’t you be focused on your work instead I can

Understand why this is a bad suggestion I mean he’s got a crossbow let’s see what he can do with it though all right oh boy okay well it looks like he’s on his lunch break or something what is this dirt area oh oh gosh it just built

In front of me that was incred oh and we got company yo I think that it spawned them in hold on a second wait oh no now they’re all against me I thought You’ to use your crossbow to defend against these guys trying to stop your constru

Project okay guys if we could get you know focused on the cause please that’d be great I know you want this egg but I need my protein how about we just go into creative mode instead that’s going to be a little bit safer okay in the meanwhile it looks like there’s been

Some progress made by the illager Builder this is coming together very nicely probably get rid of the scaffolding though oh hey I see someone there squatter not on my watch you’ve been evicted now in the meanwhile you need to clock back in Mister oh boy it looks like he captured someone as well

That must have been the last guy to work on the building and let’s get rid of these rabble rousers just in case I need my guy focused on this build I really want to see how this finishes up all right now that he’s without distraction

He should be able to there is it is he’s done it not bad but company’s already returned well I guess now they can spawn in because of the Outpost I don’t know why you guys were trying to stop him before he’s trying to bring all your

Friends to play but now that the job is done I’m going to deal with you seems like a lot of extra steps just to have an outpost created that was already there but actually what happened to that villager in the cage definitely one of our more interesting suggestions this

Redditor proposed the introduction of a plaque doctor with seemingly intentional spelling now assuming they meant a plague doctor this could make for an interesting fit considering the villager’s already elongated nose matches historical plague doctor masks all right man let’s free you up huh wao do you see that at the top plaque

Doctor’s Ambush ooh you’re hideous looking nothing personal who he gave me some o he gave me cool boost and in the nick of time we’ve got a Vindicator on our tail a few of them in fact there we go handle thanks for the Boost sorry about the damage there friend oh he

Healed me up right away hold on the Ambush is almost done easy easy Oh look The Ambush percentage is almost to zero I think something cool is going to happen we is that blood oh wao spawned in a nasty all right well you’re the last one I think we’re good now and look

He’s celebrating his victory by pondering over the lake hey there’s a village I think he’s headed to the Village over there is that where you’re going my friend yes bring your assistance to those in need oh he’s having second thoughts don’t worry your mask isn’t that ugly no one’s going to

Jum judge you just stay close to me okay I’ll kill them if they say anything mean there we are now we’re at the Village area and you can help out your villager friends look you’re already striking up oh I was going to say a combo but looks

Like it was a rendevu for a kiss wait what happened you caused another Ambush with your plaque great I thought you were going to help this Village instead they’re under siege at least help me out with more of your powerups please they are quite useful in defending and the

Ambush is almost done anyway oh my gosh that’s a lot of mobs though run get back get back where’s the plaque come on I need you and that’s the last one of them now where’s that doctor dude you have been more troubled than you are worth

You better have some good trades to make up for it let’s see what we got ooh wao Brewing stands warts hey not bad I guess that makes up for all the death and destruction you caused I could understand why they wouldn’t add such a suggestion to the game it’s a villager

That causes the death of more villagers well they do have bad traits maybe they deserve it one player with a desire for more mobs gave the idea to advance the husbandry that we already have in game in other words we’re going to change breeding H trying to create new Mobs new

In-game interactions and reduced the need for Mob votes all at once this player came up with something pretty interesting the idea that mobs could be combined together any mobs now this one feels a little bit off compared to normal Minecraft the husbandry staff of apparently we can use it against mobs to

Like make them our friends or something I better gear up for this one I could see it going a little bit nasty I got to say though this item looks pretty sweet nether star on top we know it’s going to be good ooh our first victim hey heyit

Wait how come you’re alive oh yeah this is supposed to like help it somehow the explosions don’t actually kill them but it does have a cool down I got to see what this thing actually oh what is that hello wao wao did you see that it’s it’s

Like rotating in the air that thing looks cool now I still don’t know exactly why that sheep didn’t blow up but apparently this thing gives mobs special abilities why don’t we try some of these guys instead cow creeper two of my favorites all right how about we try

With these two mobs take two on the staff fire away there it is an explosion oh gosh what is that thing cper gross apparently this husbandry staff can combine mobs that are nearby each other how about in Survival how you work m no okay well he

Still blows up a little bit I’m glad I had this armor on at least but I’m curious to see if we could combine some other mobs let’s take those other two spawn eggs we saw a little bit earlier we’ve got a horse and we’ve got a Pillager this should be good all right

Horse Pillager let’s combine you oh gosh oh wa what is this thing gross all right now we’re in Creative we can get a better look at this guy he is enormous but hold on let’s take out your friend there we are I hey he’s still

Damaging me hold on there we go I’m on his back it’s like the liony he can’t do nothing now we ride into the sunset let’s see if we can take on that Outpost we saw earlier with our new horsager friend oh wow yeah look at that the

Horsager firing off tons of arrows at all the pillagers in front of them excellent the new Ultimate Steed well unicorn or horsager whatever we want to call it I easy easy all right now I got to take you out if you’re still going to damage me better to not bite the hand

That feeds you the next Su gesture was convinced that Minecraft’s armor system needs a major overhaul according to them Minecraft armor should have two specific conditions material specific Buffs and different properties based on Armor weight this one might be a dozy so armor properties huh guess we start right over

Here light leather tunic ooh okay and some food all right let’s put you on ooh look at that no shoulder pads interesting and I move a lot faster actually actually wao this is cool hold on that must be what the light in light leather means I am zooming glad I got

That food okay so if leather does a speed boost what do the other ones do oh yeah we got to watch out for rogue berries oh wa oh we’re in powdered snow but wait hold on a second look at that I’m not getting Frozen with this armor

On dude this is cool literally it cuz it’s cold yeah all right let’s get out of here I want to check combat zombie time how good are you you at defending me yeah well not too good at the end of the day it’s still leather so you know

You got to give somewhere all right that’s plenty thank you well it’s not good armor but at least I can run away real fast how about some of these other armor types medium golden chest plate hold on makes nearby piglins attack Hostile Mobs wa I want to check this one

Out right away hold on a second well we’re not as fast as we were before but at least we’ve got piglin friends or I should say we’re about to all right let’s spawn this guy in okay so he’s cool with me cuz I got gold on and more

Importantly I want to see how he fares against some nasties what happens if we put a bunch of zombies in well other than they’re all on fire it does look like he’s defending immediately very good my dear dear friend all took was being covered in Gold don’t worry I’ll

Help out a little bit here there we go good job my friend now how about we get a bunch of these guys trying to defend against all these nasties look at them swarming the husks incredible I’ve got my own Army at hand and the best part is

The aftermath is probably going to leave oh well I was going to say with a lot of food but it looks like it just spoiled okay that one was a little bit underwhelming but there is another bed of armor we could check out the last new

Feature I saw was a heavy iron chest plate oh yeah look at this thing put it on and oh yeah baby W I’m even slower than I was before I’m not even good at jumping either I think it hurt my jump ability but I bet it’s good against

Nasty mobs check this out boom wow yep as expected hardly any damage incredible you’re not going to want to mess with me otherwise you oh okay well I can get cold again at least fair enough avoid finding yourself in powdered snow and things will be a lot easier for oh oh

Wow I didn’t mean to wa hey wait a second I’m like heavy I can’t I can’t go up look it’s literally dragging me down oh this could be bad can we get up please come on I’m going to round quick switch the armor switch e gosh almost okay well keep that iron away

From water and snow creepers though that’ll do and as long as you can do that it seems this heavy iron can give you some serious protection look at this they’re not dealing like any damage to me well at least there’s some armor variety now not too bad uh could use

Some balancing though in my opinion now what about this witch here I wonder what the iron does against you hello witch witch which is wa I okay well well I can still get poison so that’s not ideal but you know bers can’t be choosers I suppose 40 why did that happen 40

Seconds worth I feel like it’s like ingrained into the armor or something yeah that whole splash potion dealt like double damage we got some serious downsides to this iron armor here I don’t know about this well the witches got bad aim at least so you know what I

Think I’m just going to stick to my netherite armor with redstone being Minecraft’s version of electricity this player like the idea of redstone generating heat just like real world electricity this new mechanic could potentially bring a whole new layer to Redstone and builds this next one sounds

A little bit odd heated Redstone huh quite a suggestion let’s see what the team did who wowe that is hot I literally it’s hot now I could use the snow well if it damages me will it damage moms let’s see put some husks down what happens to you

Guys come on through uh well how about we check it out with zombies instead there we go burning away never mind that they burn in daylight we don’t need to ask any questions we just need to slaughter heated Redstone huh I could Envision this being super useful for

Putting around our bases and keeping them nice and safe on top of that it looks pretty sweet if you ask me well it doesn’t feel sweet oh interesting so apparently we can use it with Cobblestone ooh it heated it up and turn reverse generator Stone generator Best

Day Ever I don’t know if this is useful but wo sand instantly turning to Glass yo and what about this a cooking grill you must be joking me wo instantaneous beef I love it yo this is way faster than a furnace I mean I do like the

Taste of raw but sometimes you get that steak action going you can’t be mad chicken steak has never been this delicious so good looks like it only works on raw meats though not necessarily bread or things like that now I personally like it but would it fit into Minecraft that’s the harder

Question to answer here and actually it’s not that hard they’ never had it like that putting on their developer cap this suggestor thinks that players should be rewarded for finding and interacting with rare occurrences in games such as when pink sheep Spa is this suggestion silly probably would it

Change the Minecraft meta forever if implemented definitely all right so apparently the devs put together something for one of the rarest mobs pink sheep I imagine the suggestor had a little bit of fun with this guy all right we’ve got the spawn egg in hand behold well looks normal what do you

What’s different about it I don’t understand hey come here let me go what we got oh wa I think I shared it with my fist and wait look at that I got 30 minutes of resistance and regen you are op hold on and look we can just diet and

Keep abusing it and look I think we get yeah we get refreshed effects on it that is very powerful well I get it they’re really rare so I don’t know how often you’d come across one of these normally playing what about a baby pink sheep huh

What do we have oh you’re adorable too going to Mama no that’s okay give me a wool ooh wao you we got fire resistance and strength and look I can keep dying this and sheer him too dude okay well it’s a cool update but should it be in

The game that’s harder to say and again it’s not harder to say but what I can do is show you how useful it would be with nasty mobs nearby all righty handling them all it took was the kiss from baaba well pink sheep I suppose but look they

Posed no threat at all fire resistance regen strength the whole story they got nothing on me dude this could come in so clutch if you happen to cross a pink sheep in your world it’s like a quick battle boost if you happen to have one

Or you can keep one with a lead nearby you at all times easy easy I was trying to talk to the audience I mean honestly with 30 minutes you could go in on an entire cave exploring trip and not have to worry about losing any of the effects

I mean again I I get it that’s that’s probably why we found it on the worst suggestions list uh it’s pretty overpowered I mean you got stackable dieses at all time you have infinite regen essentially I like it but not for the game making a relatively simple request this suggestor dislikes how we

Navigate skull in its current form and like the idea that players can cleanse it let’s see what that means all right so now we’re in the deep deep dark and I want to see what the devs have for us here apparently it’s called the splash potion of cleansing and it should solve

A lot of our light problems here plus one cleansing effect let’s see what this is about huh splash potion witness wao that’s awesome looking hold on a second look at this coolest effect ever it should be added for the game just for that alone oh you know I thought it was

Going to make things brighter but what it looks like it’s doing instead is it’s removing the skull from the local area so I guess that’s good for Warden proofing a path through the deep dark but it’d been really sweet if it gave you light as well although I can’t get

Over that smoke look at that a full block oh my gosh it’s going to town on him it’s like a virus and you see all the souls coming out of the skull as the dust settles keep the change you filthy animal oh and look I didn’t even notice

This before but you get the experience when you use the potion as well so there’s no loss here either these are useful so then how useful could the potion of cleansing possibly be I mean you can’t throw it and I have a feeling I’m going to need this Warden spawn egg

Yeah let’s put you down I’m assuming developers that this potion’s going to come in handy let’s drink it up and see what happens okay so we have an effect look wait a second no way I don’t think he notices me I don’t think anyone can

The screen is so dark and look I can go right through him as well it’s like I’m not even here look even punching him doesn’t do anything how about with the sword get him yeah we’re like invisible to him nice what could I do with this slowly take over the deep dark ancient

Cities with no obstruction that sound an evil hey thanks for your kingdom my friend doesn’t look like you can do much about it so uh I’ll be taking over now a lovely day in my oh wait oh no wait the potion ran out wait where’s that Warden

Uh where’s the next potion I need another one of those oh God run no no I don’t love it run away where is he are we good wait I hear him oh no let’s use the rest of these potions maybe get out of here huh I do not want to deal with

This ooh look at that a portal nice it’s not lit but oh boy is he somewhere nearby I’m just going to try and see if there’s something to this o wo that’s a little unexpected what is that about perhaps the most ambitious suggestion we could find this person suggested that an

Entirely new dimension be added to Minecraft the description of this Dimension is a bit free form in the original post so here’s our take on it oh gosh I know what this is they told me about this one a whole new dimension got suggested littered with sniffers

Apparently H jungles all over the place I’m not so sure about this one look at those flowers I mean this place is beautiful even the water’s nice oh my gosh that thing is enormous I just thought he was close to me the size of that squid is wild tell me these puffer

Fish are big too watch let me see they are oh my gosh they’re all gargantuan size hello do you oh yeah no he still gets big well I’m going to run out of air soon if not be poisoned to death by these things let’s uh maybe service huh

All right I’m not entirely sure I am maybe we should check out the chests huh okay I want to go in blind a little bit I’m not going to read too much scavenger something or other big flower distracts me sounds good pitcher PL ooh I know

What these are from hey this has to do with the sniffer it’s all coming together all right let’s see so when we place it it it places that’s pretty cool I guess may as well collect a bouquet for my B oh we can eat it I didn’t mean

To try to eat it but hey this could be delicious it looks like it heals me pretty good interesting growable food I’ll take it all right let’s find out more about this so-called scavenger huh it’s got the flowers next to it maybe they’re related let’s see ooh who look at you

Prehistoric yeah that sounds about right the texture Madness on you is incredible hey we’re we’re uh we’re friends right dude you you know you got a great smile by the way um I think I’m just going to run squid enjoying the sunset with all the sniffers that scavenger’s uh oh

Hello uh hey we’re cool right you’re not coming for me are you okay oh he just broke that chest ooh this would be bad to have to deal with in a survival setting imagine placing a chest down and this guy takes it out oh now it’s a

Family affair great not exactly what I had in mind so what happens did do the items break in the chest as well oh gosh a little baby are you coming for me why are they mad what happened I was going to give you what’s inside here take it I

Don’t need it there’s nothing in it anyways easy guys come on I don’t like this Dimension oh I think I saw a drop back there but I got to handle these guys first take them out yep look at that there’s a new drop waiting for me ah destroyed what do we have here

Dinosaur meat interesting is it delicious well it looks cool on the floor at least seems a little out of place if you ask me but hey I like any meat that gives me effect at the end of the day there’s a lot going on here I

Could see why this was part of the worst suggestions although it’s probably true that these suggestions may not see the light of day at least we got to check them out by developing them on our own