EPIC FAIL! Evbo – Minecraft but players OVERDO IT

All right today’s the day it’s time to update the sign let’s go eight years without taking any damage at all this has got to be the best world record ever this should be the world owned by the best Minecraft player in the world right wait what why are you here you’re the

Famous ambo right let me guess you’re here to try to ruin my world record right definitely not my friend just told me you’re the best in the world and I want to learn from you oh well all right I guess I can show you how to properly

Play this game alright sweet man stop what are you doing dude are you trying to take damage that’s a one block drop uh I thought you don’t take damage from that alright look kid I’ve gone eight years without taking damage I think I know how to do this so just watch and

Learn alright first you gotta double check and make sure that the drop is only one block so yeah all right it looks like it’s only one block next you gotta break some of these definitely gonna need some hay bales to make the landing soft a couple rails and a

Minecart there we go all right this is how you take on a one block drop all right there you go you won’t be taking any damage from that I’m confused this seems super unnecessary to build all this for a one block drop look buddy it’s better to be safe than sorry so

Just get in the minecart there you go look no damage at all now we just got to do that six more times I think this wooden door will look good I’ll probably put the pressure plate right here there we go that looks like a nice beginner

Entrance oh my God what is this guy doing uh is something wrong yes there’s something wrong do you know how dangerous pressure plates are all right don’t worry I’m gonna fix your entire door all right let’s start by getting rid of this I’ll show you how to make a

Real safe door first let’s put down a ton of redstone definitely gonna throw some of these guys in let’s see probably need some daylight sensors and some Target blocks should finish it off all right this isn’t as safe as possible but it should do the trick are we done just

A couple more steps now you gotta grab a bow and arrow and you want to shoot one of the target blocks so this will open your door from a distance so you won’t have to get anywhere near it um I allowed to go inside my house now whoa

Whoa whoa you thought we were done there no we’re not done yet you got to make sure the coast is clear before you go in your house there could be players or mobs waiting for you so I usually spawn in this pet chicken and the chicken will

Go inside the house scout out if anything’s there and come back to me all right chicken is it safe to go in oh let’s go all right now you can go in your house oof weather’s pretty rough right now all right it’s important to take cover in these types of conditions

Okay I don’t have much time to play I’m just going back to my house dude what are you doing what’s the problem dude if you’re gonna go out in a thunderstorm at least cover yourself I’ll show you how especially when there’s lightning you have to make sure that everywhere you go

There’s a block above your head so build everywhere next you gotta make sure the lightning isn’t gonna strike anywhere near you so spam lightning rods to get it away from you I really don’t think you need to build all of this just to avoid lightning I’ve never taken damage

In my life trust me this is the only way man this episode guide doesn’t make any sense alright well I actually need to mine dude were you seriously just about to mine straight down I was gonna staircase my bro you could have taken damage that way why would you do that

You know it’s perfectly safe right oh my God okay I’m gonna show you how to actually safely mine all right TNT let’s get a huge line of redstone going all right perfect now when you press the lever you want to find cover immediately so here we go now this step is extremely

Important you need to use the Spyglass to look at the bottom of the hole because you don’t want to get anywhere near the edge yeah I think I’ll just stick to regular mining instead alright this is going to be one of the hardest things I’m about to teach you caving is

Extremely dangerous there could be mobs around every corner but your Shield your Shield is your best friend attacks can be coming from any angle so you need to hold up your Shield walk into the cave and start rapidly spinning in circles to dodge every attack trust me with this

Method I’ve never taken any damage from Mob attacks I’m starting to think this Apple guy is the worst possible player to exist and 27 netherite blocks without taking any damage I can’t believe I only have to play another eight years to fill up an entire your chest man I wish I

Could actually be accurate with a bow and arrow and of course not take any damage what the where did that come from how did I take damage oh my God man I’m actually so sorry my entire world record is over I don’t have any reason to live

Anymore oh well it’s been fun while it lasted I guess wait dude chill you don’t need to end this world jury by world