EPIC FAIL! I Created the WORST Minecraft Game Show

Morning everyone flu here so a cool fact about me that not a lot of my viewers know is that I have a soft spot for trivia games and I’ve written a ton of stuff over the years I even wrote a bunch of cahoot quizzes back in the day

But I had a very particular writing style and it was a style I like to call not great so I thought it would be fun to make a new game show with a Minecraft twist I combined and took inspiration for my old quizzes the You Don’t Know

Jack games and even a bit of Jeopardy all to concoct something that would torture everyone involved here’s how it works there’s going to be two contestants taking turns answering multiple choice questions about Minecraft if they get it right they get a point if they get it wrong they lose a

Point sounds simple enough right well little do they know that the questions while they’ll start off as pretty simple and run-of-the-mill Minecraft trivia will slowly devolve into things that are barely even connected to the game but that wasn’t enough I needed to go a step further than that so I prepared zingers

And comedy bits for every answer in the entire game most of these are terrible and several involve a fictional ex-wife I invented I’m sorry in advance after 10 questions there’s a final open-ended one where both players answer and you get to wager how many you want to risk of

Course after that whoever has the most points wins the game I had to do a lot of writing for this one but I think it was overall a fun experience so hope you guys enjoy it thank you all right welcome to the greatest game show you’ve

Never seen mine it up and I’m your host Josh Wy everybody make sure to give me Applause yep that’s me everybody I’m Josh Wy host to mine it up my coach got fired 2 hours ago I was thinking of cancelling but The Show Must Go On question one my ex-wife is three blocks

Tall which of the following Minecraft Mobs is the tallest is it slime Elder Guardian Magma Cube or ravager Frost be sure to pick your response how’s your ex-wife doing answer the damn question it’s C the answer is C I’m walking in C no magma cubes may look

Tall but that’s just because they can jump higher than that gymnast I Used to Know onion your turn can you uh pick an answer uh B Elder Guardians are actually the smallest mob listed here so much like Alex the Lion’s tribute to Planet of the Apes in the movie Madagascar that was really

Bad all right Frost it’s your turn you’re both have minus one points we’re going to go with d the r yes at 2.2 blocks the ravager is closest to my ex-wife in height what a coincidence since she ravaged this family’s Financial State with her spending money up the Ws am I right boys

No hey question two milk me I’m not even certified which of the following Minecraft Mobs was originally able to be milked Pig squid skeleton or ravager squid B correct Jeb didn’t know how to make mobs yet so so he just copied over the data from the cow and forgot to

Remove the milking properties coincidentally forgetting to remove the milking properties is how my brother was born something worth Tony gawking at believe it or not I was at the club last week and and there he was Tony Hawk we talked for hours and hours about all things including Minecraft speedrunning

And that reminds me let’s say Tony Hawk is watching your Minecraft all achievement speedrun world record attempt which achievement would Tony be able to give you the best advice on how to complete it fast is it librarian ice bucket challenge monster hunter or on a rail let’s go B Josh that is exclusively

An advancement not an achievement but while he didn’t participate in the challenge he was nominated in 2014 by of all people Elon Musk guess he killed that too onion you have to pick instead uh I’m going to go D on a rail that makes sense correct Tony Hawk was a

Skateboarder so he’d know a thing or two about grinding ing on Rails but he wouldn’t know a thing or two about making a good game past 2006 am I right guys you guys guys ever played Tony ton ride I’ve never played hell all right question four Jitter me this due

To their experience with hand tremors who would likely be the best at Jitter clicking in Minecraft 1.8 PVP is it Taylor Swift Josh Wy Bill Clinton or Gordon Ramsey Frost please answer the question the answer is B Josh Josh W n man I’m too busy scoring Tes for the

Titans to be able to Jitter click you know you need stable hands to be able to catch passes but then again nobody on this team can catch anything anyway damn it I’m sorry it’s just frustrating to have to do everything yourself guys let’s just get back to the game like

Louis CK got back to doing standup comedy after the allegations onion your turn uh I’m I’m going to go with former US President William Clinton correct Bill Clinton has essential tremor or ET which gives frequent hand hand tremors with a common tactic in Minecraft 1.8 PVP being Jitter clicking shaking your

Hand can be very advantageous you know I’ve seen too many people paring the idea that it’s it’s just clicking you know sure it can help but you’re oversimplifying it plus Jitter clicking isn’t even necessary it’s like Minecraft pvp’s appendix or my ex-wife what am I excrement to do Josh I don’t like this

Question well you’re you’re going to be the one answering it because it’s in the shape of a cube what living beings feal matter could reasonably be put into Minecraft is it a wombat a squirrel a platypus or DeAndre Hopkins we’re goingon to go see Josh no

I’ll wait hold on wait no pretend I didn’t say no hold on wait a second the suspense is killing me oh no can’t believe you didn’t pick D that’s what I would have gone for no although a lack of a platter of puss was a big reason why my marriage

Failed onion it’s your turn I’m getting with a the wombat correct the wombat poops in the shape of a cube because they can’t see very well wombats often use their feces as a means of communication what do what do you guys think about bringing that back although

I do urge the folks at home not to look up DeAndre Hopkins Hotel uh anyway moving on this question is illegal so you may have heard that there’s a project out there aiming to build the entire Earth in Minecraft with that being said let’s say the Builders of the

Build the Earth Minecraft Project are trying not to break any laws while building the United States in order to remain lawful which state would they not be allowed to break cacti without a permit Nevada California Minnesota or Arizona Josh that would be D Arizona correct finally specifically the saguaro

Cactus is not allowed to be harmed in Arizona Arizona also doesn’t support daylight savings time thanks Joe Biden question seven oh what the hell was that dying horse dying Pillager dying ravager or naying mule I didn’t hear the sound I’m going to go with C dying

Ravager I don’t Havish the lavage of a Savage ravage haage pack so I’m going to have to say no on this one no Frost this one’s off to you we’re going to go with a dying Horse no the only dead horse I remember is Medina Spirit the Kentucky

Derby winner that got disqualified for taking peeds don’t support the horse racing industry guys it’s pretty deadly there onion it’s up to you now you’re know with dang mule yeah that’s it I was making the sound a mule makes when it Nays let me try it

Again you can hear it right well if if you done that the first time we would have gotten that the first time ew get away from me Donald Glover a couple years back I had the pleasure of going to a Donald Glover Fan event at his

House uh he played a lot of Childish Gambino Classics like this is America and it was a swell time until I found out that my old friend Chucky chickin was there he hates Donald Glover and splashed him with wine before storming out the door luckilly he still signed my

Baseball so I still got something out of that night anyway which movie does Donald Glover not really play a character that could for all intents and purposes be generally added to Minecraft as a mob which for the most part is quite significant is that The Lion King

Dir Rock kids big adventure or Magic Mike XXL we’re going to go with a he plays Simba in this and while my ex-wife was liing all the time lion is not the answer to this question wasn’t the answer in therapy either what all right onion it’s up to you now what the

Freak uh if it’s not the I don’t know I’m going to go with C kids big adventure is not a real movie therefore Donald Glover does not play a character in it that can be added to Minecraft you know I’ve been making trivia games for years and I keep putting kids big

Adventure as a choice and yet some people still fall for this yeah it’s not a real movie movie Minecraft BN I’ve been trying to learn Spanish recently so here goes nothing Frost we’re g go with and I only understand parts of that but I know he’s complaining about his

Ex-wife the rarest item in Minecraft so to prove that AI is a fat and that I could write better questions than a stupid robot I logged on to Chad gbt and said screw it write me a question connecting Minecraft to famed actor Joel Joel male and here’s what it came up

With you tell me if this is a good question in the world of Minecraft there’s a rare item called the Joel male Emerald what is the unique property of this item grants the ability to fly provides infinite health summons a comedian villager named Joel Mel or transforms the player into Joel male

That’s tough I’m going to go with d because I think that would be pretty cool honestly I don’t blame you for thinking this is the answer but why would you want that you want to host a show on E for a decade Frost it’s your time I’m going to go with be provides

Infinite health N I don’t think Mojang would give Joel male the power to make you invincible if they’re going to give you a power that good I feel like they’d lock it behind you know someone who isn’t a beist celebrity but goes back to onion now I’m going to pick C correct

The Joel Mel Emerald summons a comedian villager named Joel mcale apparently hopefully he doesn’t start a mediocre Netflix comedy show and do this weird bit with Russell Wilson where he just starts flexing I don’t really know what that was all about anyway so after 10 round rounds here are the scores Frost

Has -4 points I don’t hear Frost applauding that unfortunately uh and meanwhile onion has four points you guys can both wager up to four so Frost if you get it right you can get back down to zero so here is your question name three flu videos with over a th000 views uh be

Sure to just DM the the responses and we will go over them uh when I receive them Frost you were in second place coming in and you answered revisiting Minecraft’s prison game mode close enough to the the name of the video I don’t care that is correct you mentioned the tier list

Which is correct but you mentioned the 1.2 video which is not at 1,000 views that one’s at 800 if you said the 1.0 video you’d have been correct cuz that’s the one that actually has 1,000 views and you have wagered all four of your -4 points which means you’ll be ending at8

Today and onion said the updated Hypixel games tier list that one does not have 1,000 views the Hypixel games Community tier list that one also does not have 1,000 views and I hate this flower which I think is the secret achievements video that one has a th000 so you got that one

Yeah woohoo and you wagered all of your points so you will be ending at zero but that’s still more than ne8 oh crap never mind ignore that one good job onion on the win how was your experience here today you know when I when I got here

When I joined this call and I saw what we were doing I cried I was very upset horri even thank you for playing m it up I’ve been your host Josh Wy signing Off