EPIC FAIL: Losing Hearts in Minecraft 🤣

I have killed the hearts dragon and i got a hundred hearts as a reward pretty cool but as it died the dragon said something about a curse i don’t know oh look at it i got a hundred hearts dude wait a minute a piece of paper in my

Inventory i don’t read it says you may have beaten me but i’ve cursed your heart if you want to lift the curse you’ll need to rematch me a rematch for the heart dragon yeah i’m down for that dude i crush you like no problem i don’t

Even know what this whole curse thing is about i feel fine mr villager anything fun to trade that’s not normal i can buy a heart sword and a heart compass i mean sure got ow it took off some of my hearts oh i see so i’m trading my hearts to get

These items weird i mean i have so many despairs so might as well the sword gives me a bit of saturation when i hit something also it looks awesome and i got a heart compass which leads me to a shrine oh i see yeah it’s pointing in a

Direction over here let’s find this shrine and then we’re going to stab a dragon in the eyeball that’s got to be the shrine right what can be a top of you giant beautiful okay well i fell down a cliff landed on a spike and i still live all right

Almighty shrine make me climb up a hundred stairs this better be good minus 15 hearts to activate i don’t even know what this does but i mean i got so many hearts to spare i mean i might as well risk it right yeah okay let’s see what

Happens x-ray oh i can see the oars underground that must be redstone that must be gold down there well that’ll be nice against the dragon later i can find diamonds super easy for armor and such hello my man i like your hat what do you have to trade gosh more hearts i’m still

Not too worried about it sure dude i gotcha he traded me some researchers notes what does this say hearts can be plucked by enlarged monster so big monsters can steal my hearts got it honestly that’s a pretty valuable trade oh i can make a heart canister and i can

Make a heart pickaxe well i can craft a pickaxe right away so might as well minus four hearts when activated yeah i guess it activated now is it gonna take four hearts every time i use it oh i see it makes little hearts well that’ll make

Mining real nice and easy dude my heart this upgrade let me just grab some sand here and with that we can get ourselves our heart canister let me activate this ouch and it says it gives me instant health oh i see it i can i can drink it

Like a potion so anytime i take fall damage i can drink this and gain my hearts back oh that’s actually really nice and it only cost three easy payments of three hearts let’s try out our new items in a cave pretty spooky down here better get my nightlight out you know what i

Don’t even need that sword and pickaxe anymore i got myself some upgrades are those diamonds down there are you hiding yeah oh this is so nice easy money i’ve always wondered how many diamonds i missed i just lost a heart i didn’t even do anything maybe that’s what the dragon’s

Curse was talking about i slowly lose hearts or something okay well if i lose a heart every five minutes i don’t have long to take this dragon out but i do get to take out some diamonds man all right we probably should get a move on i

Got uh 21 diamonds we’ll call that a day too juicy all right boys any cool new stuff i can trade why are you all in the pigpen it’s the secret meeting ooh that guy looks new you gotta even cool the train yes he does that’s not bad one and two hearts

I’ll take that we got a heart shield and then we also got a heart chest plate ah gives the wearer some regeneration that’s cool oh and i look very pretty i look a little more like a nice princess more than a warrior everyone call me beautiful in the comments please i

Deserve it and you know what makes you beautiful because you hit the subscribe button of course oh also our heart shield reflects damage back to enemy ah man i lost another heart yeah that must be that dragon’s curse oh speaking of curse what the heck oh man okay those

Are some uh bad heart guys hey back up dude i got a heart shield i’m not afraid to use it well the heart shield is coming in handy here my goodness back up dude this isn’t so bad what did the research say it’s gigantic mobs that steal hearts right holy cow everybody

Okay gosh no they’re not yeah get em iron golem you guys see that thanks for helping dude you look new i haven’t traded with you yet you have something cool oh i got some ancient heck hearts are lost seemingly independently of the heart dragon more research is needed

Okay not super helpful interesting to know though the heart loss has nothing to do with the heart dragon that was way more than one heart oh did you hear that what was that looks like the heart compass is pointing somewhere new all right i’m on a new mission now

Well well well what do we have here oh man another one of these minus 10 hearts to activate well i still got some i guess might as well i got a cupid’s bow it’s got infinity and shoots heart arrows that heal mobs yeah all right all right oh that’s kind

Of cute actually here you go little buddy let me heal you feels a little weird to be shooting a bunny in the face but you know i’m shooting him with love and kisses does it hurt other mobs oh my goodness i just one shot okay cupid’s

Bow opie all right we take that that was worth the heart oh i got a new recipe it looks like what do we have here a big heart i already have the stuff for it oh gosh look at this thing it’s kind of a monstrosity to be honest and let’s activate it

Oh man that’s a lot of hearts it spawns heart blocks when i walk uh nothing’s happening oh there it goes i guess i could use it to walk over lava can i jump oh i can jump all right this is actually awesome so i can essentially

Fly now as long as i’m holding the heart i can run on midair let’s go hearts let’s go gosh dang it more those husks the dragon’s curse is at it again oh gosh i forgot i gotta hold the big heart in my hand can i put it in my off hand nope

I cannot all right out of here husks i shall defeat you with kisses i can use my sword heart to regain my saturation there we go i gotta say these power-ups have been nice this heart dragon stands no chance although i still don’t know why i’m losing hearts oh found a village

Hey boys you don’t mind if i use your bed do you how come he gets to sleep if there’s monsters nearby how come i gotta be the one taking out the monsters yeah yeah okay sleepy time for bonzo he’s just standing on me good morning i got a lot of sweet gear and

Stuff but i’m not really sure what to do next i guess if the game is in like post boss mode maybe there’ll be new stuff in the nether two i don’t know let’s check it out that was some perfect timing an ancient portal or ruined portal whatever it’s

Called all right looks like we need perfecto i might actually have enough obsidian to make this portal right now there we go is that going to be enough oh yeah dude totally another time oh god no no no what the heck is that oh my word no no

No no no no no did he just come from the nether portal die yeah dope he just hit me and i lost the heart not cool man i’m sitting really low on arts now i don’t know if i can get close enough check your recipe book that recipe might be

Helpful here stay there are you a big old red-eyed weirdo honestly he looks kind of awesome all right what’d i unlock today a blessed blade aw sick man seven hearts it cost me hopefully this sword will be enough for us wow only three more bars of hearts i don’t like

That at all all right piggy boy i have an idea if i use my big heart to get up above it like right here should probably do it you can’t hit me and then wait wait i had a genius plan okay that did not work new plan we’re doing the

Enderman method let’s see if this works oh this is scary yes this is working yeah we did lose so many hearts in the process but we finally got him uh i regret having the idea to go to the nether my word there is a note though this might be

Worth it it’s called a dying note curse origin unknown could be from a force beyond the heart dragon man these are just clues dude i need some answers what could this mean if you have any theories comment down below i’m really curious to see what you think at this point no

Cheating okay no cheating can i shoot a cupid’s bow at myself ah yes self-love i was hoping to heal me or something well let’s get to the nether shall we worst nether spawn of all time my goodness no thank you i don’t want your fire please anything new or weird or fun here

I just too hit that wither skeleton gosh do i love this sword cupid’s bow oh i got a new recipe well i think i’m pretty much safe here i’m fine never mind never mind never mind we’ll make a nice heart-shaped doorway over here what can we craft now we can craft a life

Charm protect the player from most dangerous sources five hearts i don’t know i still have two and a half health bars i think i’ll be all right yeah i assume i gotta wield this in my off hand kind of like a totem of undying or something okay oh all right all right

Well uh mobs still do damage i’m not invincible blame me oh fire resistance okay how about fall damage fall damage yep i’m safe dude i can just swim through lava like it’s nothing oh i’m in hardcore mode that gave me a little bit of a fight i just love i’m

Casually talking to you while i’m on fire well i found nothing new at the stronghold so let me see if i can find something cool at a bastion oh right what am i doing i can just do this oh that’s so much nicer no thank you no thank you

I found the bastion and i got a new recipe and there’s a guest after me no thanks all right what did i unlock stop ah there’s two of them i hate the nether so much as i was saying what did i unlock a healthy helmet strong armor with high regeneration sure man i’ll

Take it looking cool man the chest plate and helmet combined i’ve got regeneration five i started this challenge at 100 hearts now i’m under 20. oh man you guys don’t stand a chance all right let’s do this no fall damage and also pardon me pardon me excuse me all right any fun

Loop uh it’s okay i guess the arrows are nice that’ll be an upgrade for my normal arrows cryptic writing oh that’ll be nice and we’ll grab some of this gold i got a new recipe a heart of gold make piglets barter infinitely that’s pretty cool is that worth six hearts dude honestly i

Don’t think so i’m losing heart so fast but hey this adventure wasn’t worth nothing last call for the 3 million subscriber merchandise next stop 10 million be a part of the 3 mil sub club and go to crafty dot store or click the link in the description and pick up a

Signed poster or a signed crafty plushie the cryptic writing says alter end of the world city connected to the pulse of all life i don’t really know what that means i’m still not getting that much helpful information but hey at least we got another clue oh maybe there’s an

Altar at the end of the world at an end city i don’t know that’s what i’m putting together here guys it might officially be time to take out that heart dragon again i’m sitting pretty low on hell but i killed him the first time so this should be a piece of cake

Well the nice thing i’ve already killed the dragon once which means i don’t need to get any more eye of ender i already made the portal a while ago let me see if i can find that same stronghold from earlier lost three more hearts oh man where is this portal i’ve been looking

Forever i found my stronghold from earlier and i have no clue where the portal is none of this looks familiar dude i’m going to be honest what dude what are you doing here man there’s a villager in here bro are you okay uh hello oh we trade stuff i don’t want to

Use all my hearts man but sure dude foreign balance stability restoration and alter offers this and more bro what is this an infomercial i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m just upset i’m losing so many of my hearts here man here i got you i got you i don’t know what you’re doing

In prison but man you gotta get the heck out of here it’s about to get wild up in here later dude i was thinking the altar at the end would be a bad thing like there’d be a big boss there or something but judging by this the altar might

Actually be how to get rid of the curse man where the heck is this portal ah there it is i recognize this place all right what the heck is that hey hey hey hey he doesn’t remove any hearts of mine that’s good what the heck are you man

Back off dude thankfully it’s not no ah he removed heart stop stop stop stop stop he launches like a heart attack okay well we killed him but it looks like we got a recipe for that let’s see what we unlocked here we got a heart laser that’s cool looking we can craft

It i’m not sure if i actually want to use this though we also unlocked white feather wings i’m also going to craft this although it’s not going to use hearts until i activate it if i activate both of these that’s six hearts right there but you can’t put a

Laser in my hand expect me not to use it all right we’re doing it we got a heart laser we’re gonna wait on the feather wings just to make sure i actually need them all right heart dragon let’s go hello buddy boy i got less hearts but i

Got myself some upgrade there she is oh my gosh i could like all four hit yeah yeah easy dude oh my god that was it for real i got a bunch of upgrades and you didn’t do anything okay well that was easy enough i lost a heart we know for

Sure then the dragon has nothing to do with the hard situation so i still gotta figure that out oh now i gotta use two hearts on the wings i definitely could have used my big heart but i needed the wings to get around faster i don’t know

How long i have left all right i’m looking for an end city or something right aha okay okay i found it i found i don’t know what i’m looking for but i’m looking for something ah there goes another heart i got four left dude oh

Bad bad bad i can use my heart laser on these guys though what am i looking for here man a shrine a clue something ah another heart down i got three hearts now let’s check this guy out over here pardon me sir we made it up anything

Good down here that’s something oh gosh you get protected oh i gotta hurry yeah wait a minute two hearts hardcore no no no no no no no no no no no no no i don’t like this oh my gosh this is so scary man this is a compass this might be

Pointing to where we need to go and we gotta go fast take us to the shrine heart compass come on fly faster wings fly faster no no no i have one heart oh if i take any damage i’m done yes this has to be it they fly right to the top

What does it say it says restore hearts this better not be a trick here goes nothing oh come on come on come on yeah oh that curse is lifted your boy’s got a hundred hearts again yeah all you guys can attack me oh it feels good to have

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