Did it kick you out again yeah what where are you at I tried to join back and it said like couldn’t connect to the world hold on I’m in it I’m in it to win it sugar plums give me a second okay give me a second what chip stop turning off the Wi-Fi I don’t even see you anymore what’s what’s your Gamertag uh Geographic 017 B why 017 no huh oh can you check the stream real quick um yeah why is it why aren’t you showing up hello what’s happening oh there’s a horsey sounds good good you were just right There how do I get you in a magician no you see me now you don’t I’m a ghost spdn J another invite I don’t know how that’s the thing I can’t even get to that oh gosh I can’t even get to step one let me see let me try just restarting the world Okay okay the devil is trying to stop us but welcome everyone to the video/ stream SL uh trap house can you say Trap House on the internet I have no idea I believe you can you’re always blaming the devil for It’s usually the devil’s fault is that not what religious people do Do Buddha okay fine I’ll start blaming Buddha would you be happy with that no what if we have like like Devil Enthusiast in the chat though they’re like how dare you disrespect the devil like sorry okay spectrum is trying to stop me from having a fun Minecraft Journey there you Go the devil is just watching and pointing and laughing and not doing anything to help oh there we go that’s how he’s to blame the devil is to blamed by proxy he didn’t do anything don’t I’m not saying that God isn’t at fault either I’m just saying okay all of them they’re all Sitting there laughing at me huh nothing what nothing what are you laughing at why can’t I join this damn game I can’t even join the game says loading resource packs okay see it’s just the Universe telling you I’m not meant to play Minecraft you’re going to make me throw Up oh my gosh oh give it a chance give Minecraft a chance for those of you who don’t know my uh wife escaped a psych ward and I’ve been slowly trying to introduce her into a society oh my gosh if anything you escaped a psych board and I’m trying to introduce you to Society no I’m not okay let’s try this again I’m really upset with you about that comment you made earlier oh my gosh oh look you got a Cape how do you what what is that a a fogan what do you have on you like a A scarf for that’s not a scarf that’s a cloak why do you have pink hair why do you look like that how’ you how’d you get that skin did you make it no I don’t know how to do that how did you get that I don’t know oh look there’s a beehive is This that’s a sheep a cow that looks like a cow that’s a sheep look was a gorilla okay so first things first we what wait what hold on a gorilla tell me it doesn’t like from the face part no it doesn’t no it does not For what the [ __ ] I don’t like this pixelated [ __ ] hey what I love this pixelated [ __ ] my best friend in sixth grade got me into this game yeah so he’s to blame yeah he’s the did I never told you that no he’s the one who got me into the I didn’t like Minecraft before I started liking it what oh gosh yeah if he had never forc me to play it when we went to the computer lab I would have never been into Minecraft ow why I was beating you up with the flower okay you got to get wood oh what The oh I just got I just got an achievement so we got to get wood and then we got to make a house I can’t get wood I don’t understand you got to punch the trees I’m trying it’s not doing anything you gotta hold down the mouse button Oh oh man this is gonna be fun it was going to be so fun watching you struggle right isn’t that fun every game no there’s been some games you’ve been good at none that we played on stream but there have been some games you’re good At you missed you missed the I got it yeah that you missed some wood up here yeah you got to look up when you you don’t give a [Laughter] [ __ ] like a drunk person oh you know what I I want to go get dark oak you see a a a snow biome Anywhere dark oak is over there I hear that beehive and it’s giving me anxiety Barry b is oh wait right over there dark oak how do you zoom in is it F4 playing on a controller oh are you F5 is to 360 no scope okay so I think we have enough Wood so let’s start building a small little house we’ll just build it right here okay so what you do push e and then you’ll open up your huh beach house yeah we can build a beach house push e and then you’ll open up your little crafting Menu and then here are you watching my stream mhm watch the stream you’re going to want to click on Oak planks or what you could do is just that just move it to your little hot bar thing up here and then you click on them until you have all Oak Planks I only have eight oh that’s fine and then right here you’re going to click on a crafting table so make a crafting table wait um confused do that all again okay so push e go here to crafting table and then you grab a crafting table from right here yeah he’s playing Minecraft table hey’s playing Minecraft yeah crafting table you’re like a you’re like a little baby deer trying to learn to walk there we go crafting T yeah I’m trying to teach her how to play Minecraft and it’s it’s already a struggle and then to place blocks you Just uh you just uh right click beep boop beep boop two three four I’m really OCD in this game by the way just letting you know three four two three there we go we got a nice little Shack I expect you fully fish house within two weeks Bro this is just the starter home okay one week at most you know you sound like this uh when I was working for copos uh there was one time I didn’t get my recording done for them in time so they got on to me on stream one time Like we were all streaming and they’re like Chris on on uh on DK Bandit’s desk by by I don’t remember what he said he says something like on my desk by tomorrow morning or something and it was really funny but really embarrassing oh you know what I should have made an Axe I got to ask ask you a question yeah I already ruined that joke are you what are you doing are you frozen in time what are you doing I’m struggling what do you mean what are you trying to do I have no idea I’m still lost on the whole Crafting table are you kidding me no why didn’t you say anything okay hold on hold on okay pushy stop puning me negative five points for making a putt oh no hey you know what that’d be funny though give us like a point system for like all the bad jokes we make we’ll Tally up all the bad jokes we’ve made at the end of the stream then we’ll be like ah these guys suck cuz that’d be hilarious right degrading yourself I know bro I swear like sometimes I I get really Tongue Tied on stream I get tongue tied in my video Videos like if you watch my videos sometimes they’ll be like like I can’t freaking talk it’s cuz I’m very new and I’m still like a little nervous when like M recording stuff see like right there I just stuttered um hey so you made a crafting table we don’t have we don’t have any Coal um chicken yeah there’s a chicken I wouldn’t go out at night but you do you I need two more wood to make a to make a uh door crap yeah we’re already starting off bad sh sh the hell is that what’s what a spider Is there a spider Speedo oh that’s not a what the [ __ ] oh yeah there was a zombie thing too but I was more worried about the spider punch it punch it punch help me what are you doing watch him hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on okay okay okay okay Okay I need to make a door okay okay okay okay okay okay oh oh oh no no no are you kidding me GE close the door my God I know I should have made a sword okay okay we’re good here have a how do you drop the meat how do you drop Items I don’t know how to drop oh uh down on the d-pad I don’t have a d-pad what what am I doing oh yeah let’s make an axe axe axe a x x x x how do you drop items do you know how to play on PC memes cuz I don’t know how To drop stuff pH oh you know what I know what I’m going to do help that did not help me at all tab caps backspace delete number lock I don’t know anyway I’m going to make an axe so like that like that we are going to have the coolest house ever by the Time we’re done okay uh let’s see let’s see let’s see inventory I guess I might as well eat this we should you know what we need to do we need to kill um some of those some of those sheep to get axe does better CR yeah Yeah I remember that we need to get um some sheep so we can get some wool and make a bed but yeah like like you see what meme said axe do better criticals so they’re better for fighting and that’s actually what you should use to Fight can you not swipe fight oh yeah I got I ate rotten flesh so I’m uh I’m not infected I just you got preon I got what what is that the thing I was telling you about the other day and if you jump and attack you do more damage or like what meme Said I’m going cut down this tree we need to find some kbbl Stone oh my God what where you at what is that oh that’s a zombie villager oh you’re fighting a baby zombie hold on I got you I got you I got you yeah they do a lot you made two how Many how many crafting tables did you make I don’t know I I I couldn’t trap him I didn’t have like I don’t think I’m ready to trap that guy I I had to kill him how many crafting tables did you make I don’t know yeah but you got to Get like potions and a golden apple and all that I just I have to oh there’s a witch right there we probably could have spider yeah wait what all you need is blocks Oh I thought you meant to cure him all you need is blocks no no no no No it’s fine I’m sure we’ll run into another one I’m not that worried about it besides I want to make a villager farm anyway on this what why do you why sorry that one was actually an accident yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I guess I’m Going to oh I’m going to eat this rotten flesh to get my health up a little bit what are you I thought someone was digging a tunnel like they were tunneling up into here how do you eat things look Georgia you’re making us lose points me Yeah for punching me oh wait is that added points wait why does she add why does that add points what the [ __ ] you were stop I’m going to die oh my gosh hold on I got to go plant these little saplings I’m going to plant a sapling right in Here and see if a big old tree will Sprout through our house I feel like my frames are like really bad yeah see if it’ll Sprout out of our house oh don’t say that how do you so for a [Applause] bed no no no no no for a bed we need To what the why is it not showing let me just look it up what is happening oh can you not bed yeah for a bed we need three things Q is Q oh it’s q q drops items thank you neom CJ yeah I’m going to stay in here until It’s over you hear that witch laughing at us no I have no sound oh turn on the sound yeah I know I don’t know what to do about this witch should I go like sacrifice myself I don’t know what to do oh you know what You know what you know what hold on I bet you I bet you I could take it I’m going take this witch down uh boop boop here take I’ll make you an axe so whenever you’re fighting just jump and attack new name fit neom CJ wait what was your old Name or did I just missp just mispronounce it I was going to say misspell it all right close this up whenever I leave a no no no no no no no no no no no no wait wait wait wait why was he I thought it went around the house yeah we’re Dead kill it kill it God damn it I’m coming back oh at least we’re like right near our spawn I’m dying oh my gosh that yeah it threw a poison potion wait gave us the dries I’ve got half of uh okay was this really all I had okay do wishes burn in Sunlight oh it’s just CJ oh I’m one of those overachievers I pronounced the whole name okay well I witches 54 for what I got they threw oh my God they were throwing [ __ ] at me bro we’re going to like fail there’s no assignment there’s no point to these Point systems but we’re just going to fail either way like why are they fire people they’re not they’re not not fire people it’s the it’s all the mobs from like the previous night they’re all burning oh shoot they added those little flying manta ray things huh God it’s been so long I probably Sound so stupid I haven’t played Minecraft in years like years important question are there sharks in this game no there’s Dolphins I think or is there sharks there might be sharks [ __ ] dolphins dolphins suck okay I’m sorry I didn’t know you were anti-d dolphin I’m very anti-d Dolphin are no we’re on uh what are we on we’re on Windows Edition yeah is that Bedrock I think that’s Bedrock cuz Java we couldn’t get on on cuz we don’t have it I a pig yeah CJ just said no sharks God damn it yeah you can get a Baby pig but we need you for food s we we need it for food hey we need sustenance Hey see dolphins are yeah bro dolphins are evil yeah that’s why I hate them you know what’s crazy sharks are not like vicious creatures but dolphins or no is it what is it dolphins are [ __ ] Psychopaths it’s a no no no no no killer whales they are the ones that are like Super vicious right yeah they’re also Psychopaths is that a dog oh there’s a dog there’s a dog right here we can you can get dogs too let me see you going to kill that too no I’m not not going to kill it if you kill it the wolf pack Will attack you oh God it’s like Jeffrey redheaded screaming at us it’s going to come screaming start punching us until we believe it aliens go found another Pig if y’all watch my Wolfpack Elite video y’all know y’all would get that joke how do I domesticate yeah we need see uh what Meme said we got to get a bone and we got to uh feed it to him and you can’t get bones what this Pig’s dumb little eyes adorable leave the P oh okay I thought you were bullying the pig no but 180 degrees Yeah no do not hit the dog the dog Will oh you know what you know what though let me try to get it trapped how do you build a fence do you guys know how to build a fence it’s like I think we already have the recipe for a fence no we have it I Just is it like this Yes actually let me buildit more man I feel like so I’m sorry you guys if it’s very hard to watch me play this game but like I said I it’s been so long since I’ve played it where’s the dog where’s the Dog dog dog dog dog dog I’m going to trap it in a little cage just so it won’t run away uhoh uh oh uhoh uh wait I’m missing a let me see make another one of these oh yeah we name tagging it too I forgot those were a Thing actually that’s around the time I like quit playing this game I think when name tag no that’s a gate was when name tag no not name tags what am I thinking when was it when those um the little gray dudes got introduced that’s when I stopped playing the game When those gray dudes in the to no they’re not no there’s no aliens he WS why are six crafting tables yeah I don’t know why do you British call that fence British Dentistry yo that’s actually pretty good where we l our sco don’t look like how do oh I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m Sorry okay hold on I got to read the chat you can go into the crafting table flip the switch Tope yeah I I need to actually manage do that more because I was not doing that I’m over here like asking questions that I could just get the answers For I’m the guy you could give me like a dictionary and I’d still ask you how you spell a certain word whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what is that oh The Beehive that’s the first time I’ve ever seen a beehive in this game too I don’t Know if they were in here when the when the little gray I think they’re called pillagers what are you doing what are you oh is the dog still there okay he’s still there we need to no find some skele whoa what the no way what there’s a Turtle oh my gosh if you guys don’t know I am like a huge Turtle nerd I love Turtles oh gosh can I get a turtle how do you get a turtle what oh no what did you do I built I built a hole to trap the pig and now I’m stuck in a Hole what did you do kill the tur I don’t want to kill it what are some turtle facts I mean I don’t know T turtle facts I don’t know all all uh tortoises are turtles but not all turtles are tortoises I’m not like that into it I guess I just Really like turtles I had a tortoise named Addy Van Halen that I had to give away cuz we got a dog and the dog was going to eat my tortoise so sad did you know that soot tortoises though burrow I mean they have shells and that they live in but they but they Burrow that is why if you know notice their their uh front legs are more um like triangle shaped whereas most tortoises have like elephant elephant feet like elephant what am I trying to say God I see what I mean about getting tongue TW tongue twied oh my God most turtles have like elephant Feet but sadas have like like kind of like it’s like a cross between a flipper and a foot because they use that to dig and their front claws are a lot longer than their back so there’s some turtle facts even though it took me a week and a half to get it Out TDE I TDE wait what is it spiders don’t attack in the daytime except really spiders don’t attack in the day I thought they did oh wait no it’s only if you attack them I think that they’ll attack in the day what the god uh Turtle fact turtles breathe out of their Butts no they don’t yeah they do what who told you that what there are turtles that can breathe out of their butts uh oh [ __ ] I’ve never heard of that she is a animal behaviorist so she knows wait is that what it’s wait what is it called did I just botch That um are you an animal scientist what is it um oh I mean I’m going to school for ethology she’s an ethologist I didn’t see nothing okay I did see you kill that pig oh turtles that K I did I didn’t know that either I don’t I’m going to be honest I Don’t I think she’s fibbing I think you’re telling look look at him oh my gosh he looks like a Jeffrey Jeffrey no no no no no no no no no you’re staying here you’re staying here bucko oh wait is he going to die outside of water no no no no no Jeffrey See let see let me see M it’s called clal respiration and it’s not so much breathing as just diffusing oxygen in and carbon dioxide out well isn’t that fun what’s a cloa cloas are like what birds and fish no no no oh well you know what I shouldn’t be that Guy is one hole for everything played played what Minecraft I haven’t played Minecraft since oh man when was it that we went to Arkansas like 2016 yeah since 2016 so it’s the multi-tool ho they got a Swiss Army booty what yeah come back to the house it’s about to be dark Anyway we got like nothing done on this day found a perfect spot for a new house though oh uh uh uh uh remember the coordinates how do you how do you check coordinates it’s just across it’s just across the pond okay I’m sorry I’m sorry Let me see let me see let me see all right get in here you know what why don’t I just dig down I bet you I can find cobblestone like this then if we had Cobblestone we could start making food we have 12.5 points in play M oh my God Is this going to become like a thing like where everyone just keeps points on us on how bad we suck what do the points mean though see okay let’s figure this out together what do the points mean is it how good we are or how bad we Are that’s what we got to figure out well I mean if you have CJ means negative points then you’re bad I mean I I would assume it’s a setting where you make the world to know if you can change it y’all really need beds before Phantoms I know that’s what I’m saying The Phantoms are going to come lick us they’re going to lick our CLA holes that’s hilarious huh she’s one of those people that likes butt humor no I don’t you just say like the weirdest [ __ ] no I don’t I am not weird I am a normal human being one two Three so funny four no matter of fact so I married you I say the most boring stuff and that’s why I’m divorcing you oh my god yo hold on back up you married me because I make you laugh what kind of [ __ ] so I’m just your clown no hold On that negative 50 from earlier really messed y’all up for free wait what are you CJ what are you talking about y’all really need to make beds remove another 50 why why is that wait stop removing points is CJ talking to us or they like whoa memes I never looked at your Profile picture that’s actually kind of dope did you make that oh you’re talking about oh my God what kind of degeneracy is that yo what are you doing step Phantom make that here I’m going to make you a stone axe okay here I just dropped it let me see okay so You’re in your own little unmediated world that’s kind of it’s kind of where we’re all at but I’m glad you’re joining us in your little unmediated world oh I I wanted to make a make a thing too if you guys are enjoying the stream though it would be nice if y’all left a Like I’d appreciate it it would help more people see the streams I hope that we can get to 500 Subs before the end of the year like I think think we’ve gained what 11 since my video which is awesome freaking awesome oh we should get a death C Dropped an axxe H did oh yeah I kept picking it up here it’s right here I don’t know if y all saw my recent video but it was a was a doozy oh my gosh this next week’s video though I don’t know if you guys like are Get on Tik Tok much but there’s a what is that what was that you didn’t hear like a piano just fall or something I told you I don’t have sound what was that is it some is there something outside oh that’s the C the cave sound I thought someone like dropped po A piano or something I don’t know see one but I’m not even in a cave oh here we go here we go here we go this is what I need yeah baby this is what I’ve been waiting for very first Minecraft jump scare baby’s first jump scare oh crap this stuff mhm Mhm thank you thank you thank you thank you but what I was saying was um I don’t know if you guys get on Tik Tok a lot but apparently there’s like a boxing league for like beef on Tik Tok and oh my God it’s the funniest thing it’s like a bunch of like 40-year-old alcoholics that just fight each other in someone’s backyard and that’s what uh that’s what uh Sunday’s video is going to be on I don’t even know how I found it either I was just scrolling Tik Tok and that’s what it recommended and I was Like okay well I don’t know why Tik Tok recommended this to me how do you put stuff in your other hand is it like that or is it it’s like how do you put stuff in your other hand I don’t see anything down here hold on hold on hold on There okay you got to there’s like a way to hold things in both hands or something I don’t know how though bare knuckle Boxing Channel on the TV and it was the most entertaining dude box like boxing like just boxing is not that entertaining I don’t think like Professional boxing I mean it’s it’s fun for a while but unprofessional boxing is the like I think way more fun and way more interesting to watch cuz this dude I swear man he looks like pseudo woodo like you know the Pokemon like he for real looks like pseudo woodo Flailing his little arms around it’s so funny bad for your brain huh that’s so bad for your brain what bare knuckle boxing any kind of thing like that yeah but I thought you could put uh uh torches on your off hand to like see Actually I don’t even know if you Guys can see right now cuz I think like Minecraft gets dimmed on YouTube uh I’m just going to keep going this way then if you put the torch up you can see and there’s supposed to be like Dynamic lighting I think I don’t remember I remember last time I was Playing I I had this realm with my friends and we had like shade this thing called like shaders which made which made Minecraft look like super super realistic I don’t know how to turn them back on though like the water was realistic the physics were realistic it was crazy I don’t know How they did it something in like the settings oh I forgot to tell you too you can play Pokemon on Minecraft what yeah there’s a mod pack where basically you just download a mod and then you could put it on like get on a server and play uh Pokemon oh hey hey Hey hey hey uh skeletons we can get a dog okay come here oh I’m going to die I might die I might die I might die I might die I might die I might die H oh I died what the heck uh uh uh uh uh where’s my food where’s my food where’s My food hold on skon shot wait wait wait wait I don’t want to die me just sneak around the side hello oh what is blowing up oh strafe I forgot you could do that or that’s like a thing to do you got a strafe oh look they’re hiding get out of there Cowards okay okay okay okay I can’t find my way back m mhm okay bye I don’t want to play anymore oh no there we go oh God hold on I died there’s a bone over there we could probably tame this dog what the oh the Zombies Ate Him there’s a fish in that dog yeah where’d it go no trying to shoot me are the Germans on Normandy you’re support 18-year-old farmer from Kentucky that just brought real yo did you like read your grandfather’s World War II Journal that was very specific CJ you got some got some monsters in the Closet crap did you at least get the bone yeah I have two of them okay let’s go I guess we shouldn’t I know rip puppy they ate our dog well I hope it was delicious what happened here oh cows actually I can make some food for Us sorry cows oh how do you make leather armor I had leather isn’t it like sticks and like leather or something like you got to let the leather sit out or something I can’t remember how there’s a way to do it though I think pretty sure Yeah I’m not going to keep trying to make our let me see oh right here oh you just need leather okay oh God he set me on fire what who set you on fire zombie was hiding cook this take this out put this in there oh you know what Hey we need to make some beds neither my grandfather served one had a back from bad back from college football and the other really was he a was he a draft Dodger my grandfather never served cuz he wasn’t legal and also he was a uh criminal I ever actually I’m not going To talk about this on stream but yeah that’s my that’s my family what a happy family tree if I hit this can I like get this get honey from this look at that it’s it’s leaking let me get it no can’t do that um is there like a specific material you Can die leather armor by the way if you hit that be prepared to die well I mean if I’m going to die that’s not worth dying armor if I’m going to die I tried to say that in like the least confusing way possible but I don’t think it worked sheeps we need two Beds cuz I think the the little manta rays come out after two two nights not sleeping right or is it three I guess I could kill say manay yeah they’re like these flying little manta ray things like the fish yeah like like a fish they’re called uh Phantoms I think or is it Stries what’s a Strife oh I found a cave well it’s kind of like a it is a ravine whoa I found a ravine oh oh my God I thought I fell in three nights now he was born in the mid-50s same criminal grandfather let’s go yeah our family’s involved in crimes said let’s Go our families are criminals Undefeated who’s legal not allow allowed in some counties this guy actually I’m legally allowed in some counties but I’m just I got to stop talking I see I just saw some iron where do it at I’m about to get us some iron Waterfall oh there is a waterfall Over there huh see but oh wait yeah I could swim back up the waterfall huh hey I’m going to go into this Ravine big dog okay all right see you later big dog new house okay bye friend bye girlfriend that I have no romantic interest um do I need like specific Material to build a house or no what do you mean I just use dirt you oh no way you’re going to build a dirt house that’s why I’m asking okay I mean yes you can you can do whatever you want just know I oh what the Fu the water punched me that’s what you get what did I do most criminal thing I got blamed for starting a forest fire really oh my God what the f how does how does wait what happened he going to die from Fall I wasn’t going to die I didn’t die from Fall damage mes I need you to have more faith in me okay what is what the hell is this a piece of chicken raw what the [ __ ] is raw iron oh there’s a turtle near my house what what is this he fell on a block what do you mean The water hit me I don’t know I didn’t I didn’t fall did I fall on the Block I don’t think I did maybe I did I don’t know I don’t want to rewind the stream to rewatch it I don’t like reliving my failures you know what I don’t like living in the past Bro what are you laughing at don’t laugh at me what is this why do why does iron look like chicken wings now like what is it what do I do what am I supposed to do with raw iron you know if somebody was just listening to this conversation and had like no Prior knowledge of like Minecraft or anything they think you’ve gone insane why does iron look like chicken wings are you saying that you’re going insane from listening to me maybe weird flex but okay smelt it oh so it’s just the same why did they change it Then why would they what that’s so dumb why would they change it iron ore was cool cuz you were smelting ore or this you just throwing some chicken wings on the grill oh I need a new a oh you know what actually no I don’t no I don’t you know Why cuz I could build a brand new one yes sir yes sir so I was part of a camping survival program for father sons and the group that was in the day before for us same lot put hot coals in the dead tree and caught it on fire when the Authorities got there the park staff blamed me what the that’s some stupid were y’all how did they even blame you did you get in trouble or did I guess your did your dad get in trouble that’s a axe I need a pickaxe that’s some crazy [ __ ] I’d be pissed I was blamed for stealing because I used to go to stores and steal things hash relatable yo Nova is tearing it up yeah he’s that’s some I would be pissed you didn’t get did it get like put on your record I hope not that would suck prior history of starting forest Fires no charges were pressed to my knowledge we were banned from wow that’s that sucks were y’all messing with the coals go eat all right by the time you get back I’ll have full iron stuff I hope actually I don’t know I’m not going to make that kind of commitment but all Right memes I’ll see you later man dang campsites but I don’t I I I I just I just had a stroke I was what I was going to say was is how can they enforce you not being able to go camping like is that enforcable like do they just have a Picture of you on the wall every time you go camping like oh you see that kid no don’t let him in like how do how does one enforce such uh such things I need to get back up no we were just in the same lot tree called the firefighters but the staff Thought it was what if y’all C called the fire department why would I don’t know that’s so stupid bro I I used to hate being a kid cuz like nobody listens to kids like they all think like everyone just like if you’re a kid they’re just Like oh he’s a Rowdy kid he just does dumb [ __ ] I don’t know I feel like it’s very hard to get like people to listen to you when you’re young even nowadays like I’m in my early 20s well no I’m holy crap we’re in our mid 20s Georgia what we’re in our mid 20s mhm oh my gosh but even still what I was saying was even in my mid 20s I still can’t get people to listen sometimes people just be like oh you’re young you know know you’re talking about like okay [ __ ] you then I hope you I Don’t know never mind I was going to say something bad but I don’t want to say on stream because it’s not good to say on stream George open the door open the door open the door close that oh my God no no no no no get out Get out get out get out oh oh oh okay okay okay damn it how did our house get just taken over God damn it ow I’m building a nice no no no remember the remember the El bro oh man there still things in our house yeah yeah yeah oh look they got my Meat oh no get your hands off my meat what he grabbed my meat what did you did you just break that Cobblestone with your fist yeah well you’re going to have like arthritis now okay okay okay okay okay okay we’re good we’re good we’re good let me close that just just in Case evicted bro we got evicted out of our own house God dang man okay let’s get res situated where’s the iron do you have the iron um no I have the iron okay okay so you just smell 11 hey so CJ oh I have 61 Cobblestone they got Shme they got my shme CJ so do I just do it like that and that’s going to make iron ore why did they change it that’s so weird we need to make uh what was I going to make uh we need to make a treasure box actually let’s make two treasure Boxes this is how you make a box you just make a circle with the oak planks the Cobblestone no no no put everything in here I think you shift click but for you you’re using a controller right I do believe it’s X XYZ examine your zeper hey CJ did you watch my newest Video if so what did you think of it I really want feedback I wish people would criticize me more I don’t wish people would criticize me I just want to know what people like think cuz I’ve noticed the trend on my channel that like cuz I’ve been trying To take a more serious approach to some things and I’m not very good at being serious but I thought it’d be kind of fun to like take a take a different approach than what I’m comfortable with so I haven’t been really that funny in my videos and I’m not sure if they’re Doing that well I don’t know I don’t know how long you’ve been how long have you like been on this chel or did you just click on a stream that you saw are we make we’re making iron right oh hey beds we need to make beds oh we can only make one Bed I’ve seen one or two videos okay I mean you don’t have to watch it right now I was I was just wondering what what my audience thinks about the different style cuz I mean I don’t I’m not going to say I like taking a serious approach and I definitely Don’t want to just make that like a thing on my channel but some videos I want to make more serious than others grab that so now wait how much do we have have no we both got to sleep in the bed but I mean hey you do you oh is it oh I Wish we knew what time of day it was we had a sun roof before you closed it so chest piece can I make two chest pieces no okay well let me would like more serious content cuz the whole social media content okay um yeah I know like I look at like Here’s the thing so I definitely want to do this like content creating as a career and I do like being funny that is like I’m I I don’t know if you’ve been here yeah but I don’t know I want to I want to make something that we can both Have so I’m trying to figure out what to do with this iron but what I want to do cuz I don’t I don’t know how many streams you’ve attended but i’ I’m I do acting and I want to have a career in acting and YouTube I started doing YouTube because Like the strikes and stuff like I was like I couldn’t find any jobs so I just started doing YouTube and I like doing comedy being like I like comedy it’s very fun for me so I I want to make like funny commentary videos but I don’t want that just to be Like the only thing I do that’s why I live stream video games that’s why I make more serious content I just I look at all these other like like Mr Beast I don’t I I have nothing against Mr Beast but like everything has just become like so mundane Lately and I just don’t want that out of my Channel I want to be like I mean everyone wants to be different but I just want to uh do more than the average person so I can make two chest pieces so you can have one I can have One and then only one of us can have boots okay actually what what gives more protection do you know would it be better to have this are are pants he said Iron helmet and pants but I don’t know you know what actually actually actually actually let’s make Swords why don’t we just use the rest for swords right right right let me do that let get this and then two swords one two oh wait so uh it’s Q right here take that and then take that oh hold on that was mine and then put this on There and then we have three iron left so I guess I could make a pickaxe yeah I agree 100% the most YouTube meta is either short from stuff like 10 minutes under shorts or it’s yeah like people’s attention span are so fried and that’s why like in my Videos like you’ve watched a couple of my videos you you see that little uh that like pink and blue kind of uh like hallway thing I put that on there to keep people’s attention because you know everyone like Subway Surfer is on every freaking Tik Tok and stuff and I just I Was like okay what can I do to keep people’s attention like I don’t just want to be like another creator on YouTube I want to offer something and be um I guess worthy of people’s time and that’s why I like people like like telling me what they like dislike About the video because you know I want I genuinely want to know because I want to be someone worth coming back to watch every week but what what was I going to do where did that bow go how many strings do you need to make a bow oh I have the bow oh Yeah g yeah YouTube’s been trying to get me to do YouTube shorts cuz I did YouTube shorts for my videos a lot of the time what I’m thinking about doing I had this idea the other day is like so there’s some topics that I just can’t make Videos on CU they’re not you know there’s really not much to talk about so what I want to do is make those like like little one minute two- minute shorts where I just talk about that topic cuz I like uh like n Day Fiance that’s fun that’s fun to me it’s fun to Watch another show I like that I haven’t done a video on is uh oh what’s it called gypsy brides My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat Gypsy Weddings a lantern oh how do you get make an iron nugget I want a nugget how do you make that Lantern [Applause] Yeah fun fact lantern shark is the smallest shark what’s up lantern shark it’s like 7 cm long itty bitty we should get a shark check it out I made some lanterns bing bing yo okay okay now now enough messing around let’s go so we are going to go Find some iron now what are you doing oh first what what what about our house it’s too small okay I’m sorry actually you know what that’s not a bad idea go build a house my favorite Channel right now are war time stories on or channels like nexo dude nexo oh my Gosh I want to do stuff like nexo I just don’t know if that’s like if I’d be good at it cuz I’m not very like he’s very like um oh how do not not like serious cuz he’s not serious he’s more uh M mundane not mundane I don’t have You seen an expo video Georgia like creepy things from around the internet oh man that guy is a freaking genius though I love watching his content I’ll watch that while I’m playing Fallout matter of fact I was watching uh his newest creepy things from around the internet earlier today I didn’t finish it Though one thing we thought about doing was going uh ghost hunting whoa whoa whoa whoa why are those guys here oh hey do you have that bone still maybe I could get a dog yep yep got him I’m going to go see if we can find a dog a doggy where’d you go Doggy yeah I mean I don’t want to like be a serious Channel like so today we’re going to talk about like I don’t know if you’ve seen that channel um oh what’s his name kiwi tapes I think he really takes like a good approach between serious and you Know funny he’s not very funny but like the stuff he watches is funny I’m so excited for this year man like I have so much fun things planned oh hey uh just to let you know wherever you sleep you that sets your spawn point so I would move uh your Bed Expo is highly skilled and very creative it’s insane oh my God there’s a bunch of llamas and yeah his style is really unique like really unique what’ you say there’s a guy with two llamas in my house llamas yeah alpacas I don’t know what there’s a guy here with two alpacas On a leash a guy with two Llamas on a leash what does that even mean he’s in my house what is that where are you kick him out did he at least wipe his feet off it’s raining no didn’t Sun would be cool I’ve always been interested cuz I think there’s one Messing with me for no way dude oh my gosh what there’s a ghost messing with you man I H I don’t know never mind I don’t want I don’t like talking about it I’ve had a I don’t know if I’m not going to talk About it I kind of want to talk about it had any ghost experience es and I’ve always asked Chris about his ghost experiences and he refuses to talk about them where’s the guy he was over here on the back side of the house I want to see what does the Wandering Traer do look he’s over here over where I don’t even know where you are oh I can see our original House from my new house okay right now my house is just I saw the general direction where you went you see like a big old oh I see you I see You oh here I go what the what what is this what is this is your house I haven’t built it yet I’m bu a foundation I’m trying to like get a I’m trying to get a square Foundation you’re building a sand what I see what you mean though who is this what Do oh he’s like a Wandering oh he’s is literally a Wandering traitor like a villager why does he have alpacas what do these guys do [Applause] oh he shot a dart at me huh wait so are we supposed to kill the turtles I’m so sorry young one I’m creating a waterfront property For us what did I get seaweed seagrass I got some seaweed what do I do oh oh that’s stupid what a seaweed do we should call this Crafting with Noobs but instead of Crafting with Noobs it’s crafting with boobs cuz you’re a girl oh my gosh what just so Stupid why did I say that God why did I say that oh man feel free to unsubscribe too bad U memes isn’t here that’d probably be a minus 50 points I know he would be like yeah minus minus 100 points feel free free leather is What they are if you take the lead they drop and attack it really take nine oh really oh shoot okay I’m going to get all the seaweed then I was supposed to go find a cave and some iron and I didn’t even do that why is wait I’m not getting Anything do I have to Shear it I bet you I have to Shear it do I have to Edge shearing it man I make really bad jokes oh the long ones can drop it why can’t what what why why why is my mouse not working okay I don’t know what that’s going On long ones long ones long ones long ones ah what is happening why won’t that go away oh I’m dying help I meant to do it find them in the oceans not Rivers okay oh a fish no I didn’t get that how do I kill this Thing oh we could go fishing too how do you make a fishing pole why didn’t I think of that that is infinite uh food source whoa look at all these tuna there’s like an underwater Ravine it’s getting dark yeah I’m going to go back wait I built a New I was hoping to run into a dog but I didn’t what is that wait I’m not gonna come back actually sticks and string what is that over there I don’t know there’s like a glowing thing whoa hello what is that exposed lava is that what that why Is there a golden block on top of it no no no no no oh it’s a nether portal oh and a treasure box this is cool ow what just hit me just skeleton just shoot me ow ow Stone can’t pick up oh thank you for saying that I have a stone pickaxe I Forgot oh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay what is this ow no no no no no no I might die I might die I might die I might die oh zombie villagers what is what is this okay I’m going to run home I’m going to run home I’m going to run home No I got what I wanted leave me alone oh my gosh he’s shooting me in my booty are you still at the house no I’m at a new house is it a real house though is it just a a slab okay okay can I hide in these I Thought that was like a thing you could hide from mobs in Tall Grass maybe not I’m coming Elizabeth what is that from what do you know no you can’t okay well it’s good thing I didn’t stay oh my gosh okay I don’t want to fight this guy just like suplexed Me I don’t am I going the right way this was where I came from right oh what is over there hey there oh pumpkin pumpkin pumpkin there is a glowing thing somewhere where are you seeing these glowing things uh in my brain I can make a pumpkin pie let me get that pumpkin Pie I need to figure out where I’m at cuz I don’t know I think I’m lost I’m lost in the forest help help me baby Jesus is that you let your sins rise up rise up inside you oh my did you make a dirt house I can see you no okay shoot You got really offended Oak planks Oak planks okay okay okay we have been streaming for how long and I’ve gotten nothing done oh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay let me in let me in let me in where do I how do I get in I don’t Know you got to knock a place down oh my gosh I can’t I’m fighting things knock one down for me okay okay okay okay here over here oh no no no no no no no no it’s chaos okay okay okay okay oh close it close it close close damn It I’m gonna die I’m gonna die make a roof make a roof make a roof I need a roof oh my gosh oh yes roof oh I was fine without a roof so you came over here this game is stressful it’s making my leg hurt oh I Had like three burritos before I started streaming I’m so fighting a spider what really yeah he just right there hold on I fell you got a ride over there yo oh he fell off I didn’t know he was chill like that wait where did the skeleton go did it blow Up I need I’m about to die how you likeing Minecraft so far I cannot believe how bad I am at this game I used to be so good at this game like I have to wait for the sun to come up I mean we don’t have to when we get better We won’t have to Stage an interview because blowing entire paychecks on what wait what do you mean staged intervention like like that’s how bad your addiction was that he had to have an intervention for your burrito eating why do you like Chipotle anyway chipot sucks I hate Chipotle have you ever had chip is really overrated yeah I have my friend she’s like I don’t know like the one like like a executive at Chipotle oh my gosh did I tell actually speaking of her did I tell you that she blocked me on on Snapchat so I guess we’re not really Friends oh no you didn’t yeah she blocked me on Snapchat for some reason I like like why I have not talked to you in years I work at Chipotle and the chicken burrito get whoa who knocked my wall down the creeper Annie tore a hole through my floor I tell Me come here you [ __ ] ate at my soul atte at your soul bro you work at Chipotle Chipotle I don’t know I’ve only been to chipot once and I thought it would be better chiple Chipotle what yeah Mr garbage down this wall oh I have a door on my house Sucker let me in in almost lost my St my sand bricks too what an [ __ ] I have sand bricks in my treasure box no I didn’t take anything Mr gorbatov I can’t remember what I was doing okay okay okay okay wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa is there a zombie down Here no me said a zombie no no no zombie no zombie man I want to do I want to do Mickey Mouse trolling so bad on Call of Duty Get Wrecked kid you stupid [ __ ] I haven’t played Call of Duty in a long time would y’all want to watch me stream Call of Duty I know uh freaking skip wants me to play uh okay it’s better than making lunch meat sandwiches or Ramen every meal and I get 50% off so it’s pretty worth it I just want how how overboard did you have to go though like to have an Intervention I feel like you would have have to been like ordering it multiple times a day for months especially plus if you work there like why is that I I don’t know why why was that a big deal I feel like if I worked at like Texas Roadhouse I’d order a cheeseburger Like every week or something did I tell you I finally got my paycheck from uh the car deal dieseling place about freaking time wait ordering multiple times a day for months yeah kind of not even just like MoneyWise but that’s just that I couldn’t imagine that’s Healthy I mean I don’t know how how actually hold on back it up I don’t mean to be too intrusive but how old are you cuz if you’re like a teenager and you have like a faster metabolism then I don’t know if that really is that big of a Deal but if you’re like in your like late 20s then yeah that’s a big deal healthwise not monetarily monetarily that’s bad either way uh I work I worked it all out I figured something better to spend my money on oh what is that Roo oh my God this dude’s back get out Of my house 19 and you work at I mean that’s not I wouldn’t say it’s unhealthy but it’s definitely not good to waste your money like that whoa there’s like a little baby cave hello is there any oh this is the stupidest looking cave why is this cave so Claustrophobic well the cave is not claustrophobic I’m claustrophobic no iron though oh iron iron whoop whoop one piece Lego oh dude Legos are dope did you see that they just uh recently made the uh the venor class Star Destroyer I want it so bad but I’m My wife doesn’t let me uh spend money on things that I enjoy that’s not true yeah it is she like if if if anything if I want to have fun one day and I want to spend a little money she’ll be like no you’re not allowed to no Yep that’s not true it’s a very sad life she lives yo that’s so passive aggressive what the [ __ ] we’re in marital counseling because I know dude it is freaking expensive the one piece this is the one pie bro but this is like the one piece that’s not as cool it’s just the one Piece of iron that I don’t know oh my gosh I’m so tired I’m sorry if I have like low energy on the stream too I’m usually we usually have more energy it’s just this week has been really rough that’s why I haven’t really been streaming every Day but it’s all right we’ll be back next week I am actually lost now I should have like gotten a map or something oh wait no I’m not no I’m not no I’m not I remember this we’re back this way why does it feel like I’m lagging I bought the Technic dump truck for $50 at Target just steal the steering system from it a leg oh dude a Lego RC car would be dope wait you stole Legos imagine stealing Legos right Georgia huh hello you don’t even want to acknowledge me where did wait I didn’t know they they put the Steering system like on display at Target though bam I cannot find my house no more it’s actually really sad oh wait hey he there’s the portal there’s the portal so that means we’re over here all right let’s go see why does it why are my frames so Bad why do I sound like a clown talking are you I just ran into a dog and I don’t have bones well at least I know where it’s at I could probably come back as long as it doesn’t despawn I should be able to get it oh I just broke my Legs help my leg I need crutches my leg oh my gosh what’s his name what’s that guy’s name on SpongeBob I don’t know I saw this video where like PE like they they apparently have names like all the SpongeBob characters like you know how like bubble bass you know everyone knows he’s bubble Bass like they they’re actual named characters like one of them’s name is like Bob or not Bob SpongeBob is Bob I think I want to say his name was Larry but Larry the Lobster is a thing huh yeah I don’t remember what his name is and like the guy that says like boo You stink like that guy they all have there’s another dog there’s two dogs hey you want a dog hey dog you want a dog dude I bought a technic dump truck no I bought it and built it and then just ripped it apart and oh you’re bu building your own okay With like custom gears I want to my I have a buddy he like races like like does it like in tournaments he races RC cars but they’re like really really fast like I don’t know how to get into that but I want to cuz it looks so fun bones Bones bones bones bones bones you said what oh dogs dogies come here dogies what the [ __ ] whoa hey there’s mermaids mermaids yeah there’s a mermaid chasing me it’s like a like a like a water zombie what is that thing what is this a water zombie it’s Dancing well you stay over there I don’t is it dangerous what is it ow it just kicked me okay I got a dog uh here let me get this dog I’m going to get a whole pack oh I got two dogs how many dogs you got where did where did my dog Go they’re usually events you can buy tickets and watch go before the event oh oh so it’s just like NASCAR I have a buddy who does Motocross I think I’ve said that before on stream have I probably M I should have bunch you flowers but I wanted to buy Legos giving you Allos huh they make flower Legos now really yeah but you don’t like Legos I bought her a Lego like the little Mega Bloks Eevee cuz she’s really big into Pokémon thought I died and she don’t even want it she never even built it the same thing as like Minecraft you know Like it’s just not aesthetically pleasing to me well we’re seeing this to the end we’re going to fight the Ender Dragon and the nether before we stop playing so get used to this this is our life now what are these words Minecraft why don’t you like mind of Worldcraft give me 12 good Reasons all the wa like the pixelated [ __ ] more don’t curse on my stream please okay okay okay I’m joking hello I I need more food you you play Pokemon CJ that has been our Jam lately I need to figure out how to stream it cuz that I feel like we that Would be like really fun to stream should have bought you candies all right you two stand watch where did the other one go all right you two stand watch I’m going to go in here are you making a bed no you know usually people share a house you know whenever they start I’m Building us a house I already built us a house you just chose too small you we we we could have expanded I could have built a deck found the perfect setting spot for us it’s this huge plane overlooking the Water it’s beautiful you’re beautiful but you’re also gay so come back to this house my gosh every compliment is backhanded I’m just going to keep digging down here oh wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute I know what I’m going to do I know what I’m going to do oh I only have one piece though I’ve played more often if I have the switch or DS cartridge so I got sun and moon I wanted to have a living poke deex but there’s so many is there time spec I don’t know that there was time specific spawns like What like Gerra I’ve been I want a Gerra what there are there are time specific spawns um especially in like sword and shield open the door oh I got it what the oh what do you mean time what is a Time specific mod um here take that food like Uh especially in like sword and shield it’s um certain weather patterns that [ __ ] annoys me okay but okay like for instance Gerra I know Gerra was an event Pokemon how do you do the events in the games though how do I eat you just left click I mean right Click like how do you do events watch I’m going to the hardest one you have to do certain things at certain places at certain times on this day but that I like that like like catching Kyogre Groudon and Rayquaza in gold and silver that was fun to me I like that I Don’t know about weather patterns or like specific days I’ve never I didn’t know that that was a thing but I missed that like I miss cuz it made the Pokemon feel like special where I don’t know if you play sword and shield but that has none of it and it’s not that Fun what do you mean it’s just not fun like you you don’t cuz like okay so for for Kyogre Groudon and Rayquaza you had to get these orbs and you had to bring them to this Temple at the top of a mountain and you had to put the orbs I Think in like a specific order to summon Groudon K Kyogre and Rayquaza and it was super cool but you you you there’s nothing like that in Violet and Scarlet and violet you get the legendary the box Pokemon at the very beginning of the game it’s just it’s so boring I don’t Know I don’t like it it’s not that cool to me I would say scarlet and violet is probably my least favorite Pokemon game it’s just an if then command typically show up to a place under conditions and it happens are you talking about augias yeah what yeah what do you Mean I’m just asking because like yeah you get him in the beginning but he’s not fightable you have to like fight all the Titans go through all the stuff go down to area zero fight him and then catch him yeah but that’s just I don’t know it’s still not fun Man I liked like okay summoning Rayquaza Kyogre and Groudon was so fun summoning hoo was so fun fighting Lugia was fun like cuz there was this tower for hoo and then once you get hoo the the legendary dogs appear L ente uh I don’t remember the other Ones I will say that the um DLC for sword and shield which I’m just now playing the DLC for the aisle of armor kind of sucked but Crown Tundra is kind of like this like puzzle Tundra hunt thing where you basically just hunt a bunch of legendary Pokemon the whole time which I’m Loving I love you oh I love you yeah but I initiated saying I love you you don’t actually love me oh my gosh oh I am such a good husband except for that damn Mewtwo puny Mewtwo what puny M oh you’re talking about torhead he said a they love each other I Like how our dogs are like go where where did where did the other dog go just zomie it oh hell no oh no oh no he’s right here get him duck get him dog get him dog look our dog’s attacking him oh XP points we can use to enchant Armor too oh no oh oh oh hey I need Rob meat Rob meat Rob meat I hit my dog no no no no no no no can I eat feed it rotten flesh oh hey I can make him have a puppy actually where’s the other one where’s the other dog I don’t Know oh it’s a water zombie oh my gosh I almost just hit my dog againat stand up stand up have a baby have a baby puppy look look look look look look look they’re going to have a Puppy look it up come here where you at I was watching on the stream look at it looks like w chip got big old fat head you know you can get uh cats in this game okay I’m just saying they keep creepers away from you like that oh I opened the door on Accident oh my God we can’t let him blow up the dogs blow up the dogs yeah they’ll blow up oh I can’t believe you’ve done this but okay I think we’re going to leave it right there I appreciate everyone that stopped by I love you all So much if you guys enjoy the stream make sure to leave a like subscribe comment all that good stuff I’ll see you guys tomorrow and just remember that you are loved and important bye bye Video Information
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