EPIC Minecraft adventure with friends!

Don’t don’t question that’s actually kind of awesome it is awesome it’s freaking sweet it is freaking sweet it makes me concerned for Humanity Peter Griffin is awesome Peter Griffin is awesome he’s he’s an enemy in the new map and you have to kill him you have to

Kill Peter oh I think I saw a clip of that yeah and then he makes the [ __ ] like he makes the [ __ ] oh like when he trips for that [ __ ] episode when you [ __ ] kill him holy [ __ ] yeah he just gets [ __ ] up how long until they put like Jesus in

Fortnite I’m looking forward to that actually Persona in fortnite oh my [ __ ] god oh we don’t need this many crossovers that’s kind of a fornite that’s kind of what all fortnite is now yeah when is Steve Minecraft Steve going into fortnite was a tower soon I don’t know I

I saw like a lot of people like talking [ __ ] on the new animations that they made if you remember mhm uh they like made new walk Crouch animations you know everything like overhauled a lot of the animations for like movement and like it looks really good in other people like

It looks [ __ ] bad like damn like they really don’t they look actually really [ __ ] good oh yeah cuz cuz it’s just people bitching because it’s more like realistic esque people are just like it’s not as cartoony dude I personally like actually really like it like it looks really good

Better as an outsider looking in bitching cuz they’re not it’s not their cartoony chaos and it’s more actual like makes sense yeah they’re kind of stupid if you ask me you when I’m stupid I like I feel like it’s stupid to complain about I don’t know why I know it is

Really stupid to complain about the [ __ ] animations like just take it it looks way better if you ask me it does but the problem is it’s not as jittery and and it’s not as Snappy so they complain about it because of how their garbage ass style of playing

Is I don’t get have you seen how some of the like Pro Clips are with fortnite it’s disgusting it’s really funny it’s [ __ ] awful they act like they’re having seizures it’s like if we ever for whatever [ __ ] reason that has led us to that moment if we ever [ __ ] play

Fortnite we should play no build mode I will never legitimately play fortnite I gotum when I was super like when it literally first came out my buddy was like oh you should play it and I’m like sure and then I never did so thank God I

Played it with friends too like when it was like really new back in like 2018 uh the old [ __ ] very old fortnite way back when Tower Defense actual yeah it was it was like really it was like a really young video game I don’t remember

When we were when we played it but it was like [ __ ] I think it was like 2018 cuz it was like a couple nights before the game awards I remember h we’re kind of we’re time frame but I remember playing it was like don’t break the don’t break the ground underneath

The chest and I’m like what and then I did it and then like the chest [ __ ] disappeared like they didn’t they didn’t code that in I don’t know if that’s like I don’t know if that’s any sort of telling time of when I played it but uh it was really janky I don’t

Know I know was the right eye start wait why can’t I put sugar cane down watering water yeah is it what block is it on dirt uh should work is it is it quality crop is it one with a star yeah yeah you can’t plant the quality stuff you can only use that

Stuff for like crafting sugarcane oh oh right the all right the stard do Valley thing which funnily enough there is an actual reason because you use gold crops to make like fertilizer which you can turn up to like diamond level fertilizer no I thought

All like tried it on like the not uh the not uh the not soil dirt you know like if you right click with the hoe on like soil he didn’t try it on soil he just plac it down normally on not [ __ ] cro soil oil Land I’m like what I thought you tried

That already it just wasn’t working he just didn’t do it right oh I was just like changing my key buttons no why is there a Sit Buton not that why do you need to be able to sit that’s funny you can PR why don’t you need to sit yeah for the role playing

Experience you I don’t I don’t I don’t Minecraft Ro play I’m going to I’m going to drop shot you oh yeah you can drop shot people cuz there’s this there’s a [ __ ] Turtle holy [ __ ] oh yeah uh is every going to live with us or what what’s going to happen

There I don’t know what the [ __ ] he wants to do where are you guys we’re kind of far [ __ ] I don’t even know they just walked away and they’ve been gone uh yeah uh it didn’t retrace so steps like on the map like spawn is just not on the map

Anymore yeah the the map just didn’t transfer over it’s really difficult to transfer it yeah it’s not there it’s gone well uh cordinates if you need uh tell when you’re ready actually I can just uh our cords oh Cherry log before actual Minecraft Cherry log oh my my goodness

Way well it’s like [ __ ] 600 it’s like 600- 330 oh it’s the leaves oh okay that is where our spawn in our home is currently all right all right what to do now I guess I could like work on make making a gun or some [ __ ] I don’t

Know I want to shoot stuff making a gun yes there is guns in this yes let’s [ __ ] go it’s from uh there’s two different types there is uh there’s Mr crayfish’s gun mod but there’s also the stuff from uh the [ __ ] there’s like a turret defend

What the there’s like a turret mod that has like Tower Defense turrets Dart launcher Arrow turret Cannon electromagnetic gun acid eater monkey the [ __ ] yeah like yeah t blind TDM style [ __ ] and then uh there’s a lot there is I think it’s called scorched guns which does is from

Create there’s well there’s a lot yeah pick R which making a workbench is oh yeah it’s concrete which concrete you can get from oh there’s a lot of [ __ ] dude Christmas weapon sweet Lance it’s a sweet snack what but it’s also a weapon what it’s a weapon but it’s also uh consumable for

Food nice that’s kind of awesome actually I want that how do I make that’s funny what what what is that it’s a smithing table gravel sand White die oh you can make an eternal sweet lens so what can you just like eat it infinitely H there are some pretty cool looking designs here

Though what wait what is it a sweet Lance sweet Lance yeah you can like put an eternal Stella on it and make it an eternal oh it’s from aquam maray interesting wow that does [ __ ] damage that’s kind of insane don’t [ __ ] with Santa Claus you’ll P that [ __ ] out on

You that’s what happens that’s happens when you dude [ __ ] you up yeah Santa Claus pulls out the [ __ ] he pulls out the [ __ ] G out his what he said g like a gun Ali G A T oh I know it just he likes he likes to think

That I say uh G instead of G cuz uh yeah cuz his brain rot yeah his brain is off the charts that’s what happened I was like God damn like G yo T and he’s like what did you just say I’m horrified I shake every time I

Hear that word no you seem to really want to hear every time I say it so I don’t think that you are I think you’re like subconsciously you want that to be what we’re saying cuz you assumed or sing every single time that’s what I

Said he does want me to say that you just want us to say it Oli just admit it no yeah No yes you do I don’t why do you hear it all the time I don’t know says he want to subconsciously no I don’t make a gun I’m going to shoot you in Minecraft do in Minecraft I don’t make a gun in Minecraft I’m gonna make a gun in

Minecraft literally in Minecraft it’s a mod it’s a mod it’s a mod are you heading our way Evan going to make a I don’t know where you are uh are you going to send him our cords dieo drop your drop your IRL coordinates right now all right on Stream left pretty do you think if you do you think someone would actually shut to your house dieo if you just dropped your dropped your address I would Ollie you already know his address you already you already stalked Diego anyway yeah am I cold oh oh got he got left out in the

[ __ ] rain dude what is that what is that I didn’t want to take care of him creature that’s fair that’s fair what is that thing the matcher the me oh it’s a Meer what the [ __ ] is bro what the hell is that where is

It oh God there’s a spider oh no I can’t run where are my guns at in game I don’t have a weapon I’m going hit you with bamboo dude don’t make up God help me help me I don’t have any weapons chemical thrower there’s a [ __ ] rail

Gun I just see him [ __ ] crying while he’s running away trying to hit a spider with bamboo dude I can make a revolver hold on I actually want to make a revolver hold on you should that’d be awesome go ahead make my day uh didn’t make ammo

Hold on I actually want to make a revolver hold on can we play Russian roulette with it it’s all it’s it’s like meat creature but you it’s it’s hard to say oh yeah I know it’s a me oh yeah that’s what I have on my head

Yeah it gives you strength on kill tried to assault me with his tentacles I didn’t like it h okay I need to work on rotational Force what can I use to increase what the [ __ ] no I I want to make a revolver make a revolver in Minecraft in Minecraft no in

Real life I can make a bayonet adds melee damage to the revolver you can add a bayonet to the revolver that’s awesome that’s some like Fallout [ __ ] what the hell oh my God there’s so much [ __ ] things that you need I need steel I need [ __ ]

Steel hi I’m going to I’m going to shoot you in game can I see if you have any seeds in your chest workers uh sure I actually need iron I can make I can actually make a couple things that I can use for the hammer I need string I need lots of

String oh it’s just water wheel and engineer Hammer easy Hama H yeah baby all right yeah baby all right now I just need steel where’s steel where does Steel come out from oh no no no no no no I I I need a mix no I have to make it

Yeah yeah don’t you have to make it I have to Mi steel [ __ ] yeah you know what man [ __ ] no baby no baby no how the [ __ ] do you make that what the [ __ ] was that how do you make steel what are industrial hemp seeds used for weed these nuts I just

Heard like a [ __ ] what sounded like a meteor going down it was like a cocoon [ __ ] how I do that all right uh how do I how do I how do I how do I how do I make steel I got to look that up hell is that can you what rest what

An item can make can you forge obsidian I’m all wet and Soggy bro uh I’m down I’m going to make all that stupid ass [ __ ] all right sit in there holy [ __ ] okay drop your cords in the oh I just saw you had them drop noce I I thought maybe you already

Something I just didn’t look why did you why why are you giving the why did you say East and West bro what is wrong with you yeah oh so well why didn’t you put them in XY why did you say why did you say x why did you say West and

East I like how you you question that but not the degrees part yeah yeah oh my God what is this what the [ __ ] is that why you just loer inside our house what the [ __ ] I don’t know what that is dude you’re on your own you’re on your

Own dude you’re literally arbored bro just kill it no my head no oh I I I don’t know where my shield went oh my shield is uh not there that’s why 1305 oh what the [ __ ] have the ather mod yes the ather is in this yep it is that means once we go

To hell we can we can do the two little thing there’s not another met bro leave me alone leave me alone oh a grave metal axe it does slightly more damage on a regular axe yeah grave metal interesting H is there any downside to getting

Cold uh you die you if you get to too cold you will start taking damage you ever heard of hypothermia yeah hypothermia and hyperthermia along with uh hypoxia and hyperoxia that’s really fun so yeah too high temp too high air too low too low air um what in the [ __ ] he [ __ ] the

Respirat for [ __ ] it all right how do I got to I got to make steel I want to make a gun Minecraft and uh real life is that a demon child I don’t even know bro what even it’s like it’s telling me how but not really did you see did you

See that one that one mod that pepper sent on Instagram of Minecraft with the [ __ ] monster and they’re like in like the minds and I said how how do we get how do we get [ __ ] pet to put this in the mod pack oh God it was it was like a it

Was like a [ __ ] like big ass monster like [ __ ] screaming oh God I know what it rest in [ __ ] pieces I found a stone I found an Axe and a trumpet that was a funny noise you made when you died [ __ ] D son effect oh yeah the trumpet is really funny because

It does like no damage but it does a lot of knockback that me get it it also for some reason has like stupidly uh stupidly High bullet drop what is this I found a random abandoned the house dude they got Diamond quality mushrooms do you have any more do you

Havey uh Diamond quality mushrooms random can I check your chest there’s actually a lot of I think someone has actually someone just has to have been here cuz there’s there’s like random dirt you don’t have any presumably to yeah there’s a crafting table too could be

OE did you or Diego happen to find a little Hut in the forest we found several there’s a lot yeah there’s a lot of Huts in the forest okay baller oh I love this mix dude it’s it’s M&M’s without me but it’s with heartful cry this had three name tags

All right I the one time I actually need and a site there’s there’s an item called the boom stick with one durability yeah you should use it on yourself no oh God I found another one of those bound ones he’s on my [ __ ] he’s on my Island those guys suck

Yeah I’m trying to shoot him with my bow I’m trying to shoot him all that do miss he has so much health bro emeralds and sticks and more dynamite oh wait I got an angle on him [ __ ] you Dro come I have that that [ __ ] dropped nothing

That [ __ ] is not real he dropped literally nothing and he [ __ ] had 140 Health that’s awful wait I can use this bridge as my start for the dam perfect leather more sweet berries bro this house is loaded a bunch of [ __ ] some of these some of these houses have

A [ __ ] T had an iron axe too I have so many tools now they had it had a total of 10 emeralds and gold and iron Jesus and in a leather hat hell yeah bro I’m dripped the [ __ ] out godamn how big are these water wheels holy trap they’re huge was

There oh yeah you’re at the house that me Ando we at did something bad happen no you won’t believe what I just did don’t worry about it you won’t believe what is the dick and twigs what the do the twig what’s the twig do the stick amitra is

Been stalking me he’s been outside the whole time about to catch this to catch this [ __ ] he wants your meat wait how the [ __ ] did I accidentally do that armor bonus set off how how do the [ __ ] did I do that I’m literally just piping [ __ ]

In and like turn it off how do I [ __ ] revert that oh it’s the true now what what did I just do oh my God I had a really bad laugh for a second holy [ __ ] I got that I got the lag where I try to eat food and the particles kept

Spewing from my mouth but I wasn’t actually eating D you you beta male why’d you run away oh come come get the [ __ ] smoke come here little sh oh God why he jump he took fall damage he he jumped at me like and fell like three blocks and took fall damage what a

Nerd those fireflies can I kill them oh oh I can blast you can blasting wait really what D what are you doing I’m blasting also still no Jenny mod no [ __ ] off yeah if you just okay there’s an easier way to make steel just [ __ ] oh that was a waste of

Time oh yeah there’s a lot of different ways to make steel yeah if you just just like put it in a [ __ ] blast furnace and it’ll just make steel can you be my Jenny from the Jenny mod no damn I tried the [ __ ] dude shut up the [ __ ] harassment sexual harassment stop

Talking it right here oh no I was waiting for it can’t escape guys don’t worry bro I when I make this gun you’re going to be the first person to shoot me guys the allegations are not true guys you’re going to beat them yeah guys I’m gonna beat the

Allocations just like I beat Holly yeah sometimes Evan grabs me by my head and he throws me against the [ __ ] wall me and Evan actually live together and like he forces me to cook and only an apron if not then he hits me The Wooden Spoon as hard as he

Can I go for the ball specifically that’s a big catfish godam guys I do not force all to do the thug Shaker mhm and this works right I do once I find a if they have a ukulele in this game then I can apologize [ __ ]

Proo what the hell this is a cool ass house random ass house what the hell oh is there someone here is occupant villagers keep out wait how do you how do you load a revolver in game oh an outcast hey buddy well I now have the [ __ ] idiot get youred on DB

Ass [ __ ] oh he fell that’s not that wasn’t it I’m in rob you dude holy [ __ ] you’re runting robbed so hard bro had mad emeralds I already have them pull up pull up dude pull up I will I will I will pull up pull up pull up I got a

Broomstick explodes when you hit an hit an entity or break a block that’s what it does do Evan still like heading in our general direction or I have no [ __ ] clue don’t worry about it I’m I’m at 1,500 and 7 17 so I’m close was it this I’m stup I just

Looting to oh my God mine yeah I certainly am looting this [ __ ] ass all right I have I don’t have the wooden grip yet I need a a treated stick and a copper nugget you got to treat those sticks mushroom how do I treat the stick how do I treat you well treated

Wood planks how do I treat youat you got to treat it right dude you got to treat usually with uh usually with I think it’s what the hell oil is it uh Coke oil no not Coke oil uh croso oil yeah croso you have to make a croso

Bath and drop it into there and then it will treat oh how do I make a Creo bath figure out how to make Creo oil uh you guys have fun I be back in a while cuz I got to go how do I do it no the wiki

Doesn’t exist figure out you got this dieg the wi doesn’t tell me anyway anyway these dudes had so they had so much cooked chicken oh my God why does it have to be treated this bro you did not steal my cooked chicken you dropped that [ __ ] in now

You’re dead don’t touch my chicken wa Fu paper those are [ __ ] french fries a British person made this mod I’m so pissed yeah they made him they Nam a potato chip God I’m killing whoever made this mod I hate British people as a joke yeah in Minecraft I’m going to kill

This dude in Minecraft yeah for educational purposes obviously for educational purposes that’s what that’s what they said a lot back in like what the [ __ ] the 19th century they said that a lot yeah bro okay it’s anat we’re going to hold an anatomy we’re going to do an anatomy

Video anatomy of a British person anatomy of Jesus Christ wooden dagger that sounds like not a super great weapon I’m going to be honest how do I make this uh semi fluid generator steam boiler what about how do how do I grow [ __ ] sugar canane in this mod uh you

Wait for it to grow if it’s because it’s I think it’s the wrong sugar what do you mean sugar cane you planted sugar cane down that’s not sugar cane those are [ __ ] geds oh those are sugar can I talking about look at suar Cy yeah as up you’re wrong I’m

Right you’re wrong I’m right true uh okay look now you’re in the baby book OE how does it feel to be in the baby book you’re in the baby book I have to I have to run around a little bit I have to J the old nog I have to

Figure out how to make cre Creo oil you you to make creatine you got to get [ __ ] jacked uh Fu your protein powder how the [ __ ] do you do this I like just trying to make treated wood immersive engineering okay no hold on get these get get those low quality

Mushrooms out of my face I don’t the no I don’t want the [ __ ] bow M of engineering okay I’m just going to do that then I’m going to look that up very timey you call these chips inste of crispity crunchy funch say that I say that yeah I make

That noise when I see a British person too don’t worry bucket o oil I I I puke when I see British people Okay evan did you not learn your lesson from last time it’s not racist they’re British EV they’re not they’re not people Ollie they’re don’t get you in trouble dude

I’m I if you if I get if D gets in trouble for making fun of British people that’s not cool dude I thought YouTube is an American company crazier things have happened crazier things have in fact happened it’s and made in a Coke oven how you’re going to make cocaine in this

Mod in Minecraft hello Coke oven hello hey what’s up oh hello these make me nervous I know I checked it’s nothing wrong how do you how do I make this f i I’m sorry I didn’t for the viewers at home Ollie been another pipe bomb and he’s going to explode within seconds No no for those at home uh I literally it’s not letting me see the [ __ ] recipe for the coke oven that’s Dum also I don’t I’m missing something I don’t know what did you guys make this entire house I made it yeah and I made it too Jesus Ollie get a damn

Hobby oh my God there’s a Quon there a [ __ ] of course of course the co is named balls Jesus Christ did you see the name of the other one no there’s an there’s not another one did it die we a [ __ ] no he’s con he’s not here there’s only

One oh God damn it [ __ ] must have jumped out again oh my God [ __ ] why do you always do this [ __ ] yep cock’s right here come here wait wait wait did they not die out of water I guess not where was Co right here right here come here [ __ ] there you

Go I love it almost did it again it almost [ __ ] killed itself again God damn it Le we need to cut it out this is our farm why am I sideways okay I guess I’m sideways EV B is in my sight can we can we name the next one nut sack

Seam yes we can if they have a child also by the way nut sack seam is still in my is is still one of my steam friends and they and I actually yeah I still get steam notifications when they hop on this nut I didn’t think they would accept you

Dudee you should be honored I know dude I’m I’m part of the seam Squad now you should message them and get them on they should what you should message them and get them on the call right now oh on I don’t know if Diego wants the

Person named nut sack seam on his stream why not there’s someone I that I there’s uh someone I I met on [ __ ] heard their name was Shrek and they said the nword constantly I don’t know if you want to take that kind of kind of chance the free video game on Steam

Yeah doesn’t make it doesn’t make doesn’t make no sense why would Shrek say that he would never say that yeah what don’t me hear is kid shck is actually a racist who’s Oli is your bed the is your bed the one which is your bed Olli not

You oh this one smells like you so I’m just going to what the [ __ ] is wrong with you I’m going to determine where it is oh never mind I was slain by by a fatty that’s a little [ __ ] shameful oh okay you do uh Evan that was

My bed you just sat in cuz now I’m back at spawn wait I didn’t sleep in your bed though I didn’t sleep in any beds you just Haven no Diego remember this is a new this is a new realm technically then what the [ __ ] was the what’s the sweet dreams

About oh no I sub on my own bed oh that makes sense well Patrick is to TP me back so I just have to run all the way [ __ ] back damn this is so sad this is aw I’m listening to I’m listening to [ __ ] techno right now

Where’s the share button I have I have to send this holy [ __ ] you should look in the chat you should look in the chat I just sent a link to Mongol techno it’s it’s fire dude trust me I have like five at notifications right now I have a lot because there’s just

One server but I’m in that pings like every other [ __ ] second it is ridiculous I just don’t care enough to check it’s right down all right it’s going to take a while I have to run all the way the [ __ ] back it’s not too far you’ll be fine it’s

Not 100 blocks all right oh not I’m going to start starving by the time I get over there though who we have food also I didn’t know that uh that it would reset my [ __ ] yeah well just it just kind doesn’t it well it doesn’t really save your data

As a player I guess yeah just the items it seems okay I uh anyway I in the I put the I put all my all my emeralds in the in the one of the Birch chests that had emeralds in them well that’s Deo stuff okay we have a

[ __ ] okay so if this room is your room that all then I’m going to burn it to the ground real quick no you’re not cuz I worked very hard on that Hound okay all right [ __ ] I’ll give you I’ll give you my diamond quality red mushroom there just like a [ __ ] ton of

Pigs down there piggers hey why the [ __ ] would you say that in Minecraft that doesn’t nullify it uh I love Minecraft pigs I said Pigs by the way p i g YouTube I swear to God away from me you filthy [ __ ] racist I love hearing footsteps running behind me in the

Woods I’m sure that I’m sure nothing bad will come with that day I’m sure you’re fine yeah I probably will also is it just me is the Sprint feed is the Sprint speed faster than normal I feel faster maybe just cuz I’m in in Quake Pro just because I’m in Quake

Pro remember kids if you don’t play Minecraft and Quake Pro you’re a loser and no one likes you consider me a loser call me expus get away from me Evan no Ollie Ollie I have a trumpet I’m gonna I’m gonna do it don’t make me make me

Help help Holly help Holly time for your day time for my daily Thug Shaker else you know what happens help oh my God what the [ __ ] are those oh my God it’s the Meer away from me sir he’s gone now Mr President get down what is that is that the

Fatty no that’s the bound one oh God no Evan help me I’ll save you told me to get away from you uh actually Evan you may have obstructed my spawning space I did you put your bed like right above mine I know bro we’re sleeping together

It’s so adorable get the [ __ ] away Meer go away dude okay there we do this over here holy [ __ ] I knocked his ass off the mountain okay just be careful the Trum op bro Nerf this [ __ ] I want to you might want to reset your spawn point maybe caso’s going to [ __ ] kill

You ah leave me alone leave me alone me please please that met doesn’t go away I’m con the [ __ ] cops I swear to God not sure which one it Was I like what stay in the pond please they called a fatty just like killed me like instantly I’ve had enough of these guys come Ino if the bed on top of yours stops you from get a spawn why would you put it on top of ol’s I guess that’s fair okay Ollie

Don’t die okay now you can die I think it’s probably fixed I can just right click the trops cool all do you want some chicken the cfish have a Death Wish also a bunch of bot flies just flew out of a a zombie bot flies ah it’s this mod is whatever

Mod on these mobs are from is [ __ ] gross it is I’m [ __ ] killing all the bot flies they [ __ ] disgusting this is like some [ __ ] Binding of Isaac [ __ ] yeah There you go a respirat do koish not suffocate outside of water I guess not I think so cuz see cuz [ __ ] had seemingly been out there for a very long time oh [ __ ] yeah it just didn’t die so I guess they just don’t all right well I that sucks

For you I’m leave you there I want pigs I want some sheep what did I come down here for again I don’t remember I came down here for what anyway what’ you do are the pigs okay new Pig colors is uh was the topic of

My was going to be the topic of my comment I can I think you could tell why I didn’t say it out loud oh God damn it Evan what don’t worry about it one of them is a different color from both of his parents oh my God no dude no dude

I’m just saying man get get a get a DNA test every turn I take I’m afraid Evan’s following me every step you take I’ll be watching you seriously is the Redstone I actually am stalking you I’m just I just every time I think you’re going to turn around I just hide behind the

Block horrifying don’t do that I’m crouching right now so you can’t see me on the mini map whoa you see me on the mini map I’m crouching did you get a melon how the [ __ ] do I make a Coke oven dude none of this [ __ ] is explained anywhere zos that’s just Minecraft mods

Dude like all right this is how you do it so like you’re like figuring it out is like how you is that a roach how you going to figure this out in like a giant mod pack that’s racist dude stop get band I like that sound what is that is a

Cockroach the f here get the backu here get the back here want to kill that roach you dirty roach he dropped a a a cockroach Wing fragment wait what’s the button to see what you can make with something there’s just a bunch of pigs around here there’s like no other

Crop all right well [ __ ] wait button no oh I finally found the oven okay I know I I get it now I guess Crow can I give it seeds no come back I give you seeds play ball and Sandstone really to make a [ __ ] a Coke

Brick okay that doesn’t seem too bad a Coke oven silly little Coke oven interesting Very seagull I want to kill the seagull but it run away Jesus Olie what did I pick that up where’ that go all right that’s killing the [ __ ] thousands of seemingly pigs everywhere all they what do the police ever do to you man you don’t want to

Know what do I do though no I’m not going to tell you just n what’s n what’s n none your business oh where is he where is he I’m going to shoot him please Doe I’m actually kind of far from the house right now I’m going to find you well

Bullets can travel pretty far too Ollie what what are you a Hob Goblin it’s you OE you found your family no he’s huge distant cousin distant cousin yeah pretty distant if he’s if he’s Rel If he’s big there’s like no Sandstone you make Sandstone you can make Sandstone right

I’m reporting you to the police for bullying and harassment oh yeah you just need sand to make Sandstone I don’t know I literally forgot that that is bullying and harass man oo candles I like bowling yeah bowling is based honestly okay so apparently the the the Cockroach Wing fragments you can only

Use to make a cockroach ring cockroach Wing I almost said [ __ ] ring uh but the only recipe you can use for the wing is a [ __ ] animal dictionary I’m just going to give it to Oli all can have my can have the [ __ ] ring I want to make the animal

Dictionary that sounds fun okay well you’re going need nine more eight more [ __ ] rings or like fragments of like 20 other [ __ ] animals well I need uh I need all to come back actually no I need him to stay away until I get my gun finished actually no

You’re still going to be the first person I shoot but Ollie will be the second okay I’ll make sure you want me to tear down the house that I built for us I don’t think you’d want to tear it down even like yourself that s like a lot of effort yeah he keep

Saying it would take longer probably to break block by block than it would have taken to build it like if you just like did it barehanded that would take so long little [ __ ] Goblin Warrior now this one looks more like me no it doesn’t you just look like the

Regular Goblin without any weapons or armor Jesus destroyed the one without armor that’s that’s more you what Barrel what are you doing bro not even naked dude what are you doing to them over there bro what are you doing to the goblin dude why you get it

Booty dude that’s a little weird don’t worry about it boy also I don’t know if I I don’t know if I told you but the the Neo sh girls link you sent me on Spotify was a remix with Hulk Hogan that sounds awesome awesome it is it is awesome

I got to hurry up and get back or El some spooky monsters are going to come beat me no hold on stay away for longer I need to make a gun no no dude I think I’m going in the right direction for the coke oven Shake Your

Booty dude I just can’t like actually just make the oven I don’t know how to make the coke oven I’ll shake my booty in my own movie that’s such an that’s so awful why would you ever say why did you [ __ ] asfixiate cuz cuz you started singing so

I had to choke myself out and Die oh hey hey Diego certain someone’s nearby 27 I don’t have the gun yet so I have to wait I need I need 27 Bri I think the pigs uh need to be fed or something 27 blocks I mean did you kill my [ __ ] pigs so I need eight need

Eight oh no I said oh you should go feed the pigs or do something making the gun where where should I make the coke oven though in a basement so the police don’t find it all right true I got I got my orb I think I uh did it the wrong way

Actually oh the orb doesn’t do what the other mod did and like give you your inventory the way it was the same was sorted eus man [ __ ] the quest book can we go to sleep yeah if you go to bed right now it’ll happen cuz I sleeping I

Think it’s like the half thing it was on let’s go hi Ellie bro hello hello I’m making a gun to shoot Evan and Ollie with in game in Minecraft yeah in Minecraft I’m making a gun to shoot him and now it’s going to be as a funny joke though so it’s all

Right yeah violence is okay if it’s funny kids okay [ __ ] is still in the pond oh whatever Rel where would we be without cocking balls honestly true hello Ollie no I I [ __ ] up oh I [ __ ] up again all right that’s a lot of clay let’s go whenever when we’re getting a music

Box or duuke box the way all right he’s look I’m a little maid I’m doing a little bit of cleaning I need to bend over real quick to to clean this shot me in the ass I play Persona 5 that wasn’t how that was supposed to happen Jesus

Christ it’s in Persona 5 you can date your teacher and also a 10-year-old child but you cannot date a man while you’re a man that is that is something truly you can be can’t be gay thanks SAS truly a display if they introduce FC in the reload they better not [ __ ] let you

Do that they better yeah they after they remove they better remove it like they [ __ ] they better take like they [ __ ] took it out the [ __ ] tweet I swear to God God where is the crafting table why are the crafting table items doing a little dance uh they’re chilling they’re

Busting it down holy [ __ ] busting it down silly style uh like missing a couple more all right that should be enough I think that’s enough I what does the video tell me oh I see it’s a [ __ ] 3×3 so that’s why it’s [ __ ] 27 blocks Jesus gotcha okay well time to go

Downstairs actually I don’t know where should we make the downstairs this place doesn’t seem to be being used at all [ __ ] it make the Walter White meth lab for real the [ __ ] [ __ ] S that’s a awesome song though Sweden is awesome Persona based on which aspect someone said persona B said that dude oh my God I just got like a manscaped ad on YouTube and it was just in all in the beginning was just Pete Davidson saying take your pants off and

I was so concerned wait a minute no Pete what if I don’t want to do that all let’s like make this like a trapo and everything no I don’t want to take my pants off by the way if you’re wondering why I’m AFK I’m going to your stream just to

Tell the person just to say wrong after the person said persona Bas no it was eliver oh was Oli [ __ ] you ollie no aliber or Eli oh Eli okay [ __ ] you Eli damn I’m sorry I didn’t mean it baby girl what’s still uh no way Minecraft what are these [ __ ] YouTube

Emotes I don’t know bro what what is that I don’t know that is awful I don’t know what that is I’ve never seen that YouTube emote I haven’t either yeah [ __ ] Minecraft this dumbass block game that hasn’t made in a fortnite somehow it will soon though if it can

Make it into Smash Bros it can make it into [ __ ] fortnite it probably I think it can honestly I forite definitely has a higher chance of [ __ ] getting [ __ ] Steve Minecraft yeah if if they can pull if they can get Peter Griffin and [ __ ] like Goku they can get Minecraft

Steve I’m just waiting I’m just waiting for sans’s undertale in fortnite making a crack Dan to make my Coke in game in game in game in game so this very music that I’m listening to right now bro what are these emotes I don’t know your K as good

As mine I don’t know what these emotes a [ __ ] goat what the [ __ ] that goat has a a hell of an under bite no no dude we got the brand new like L just like game over game over bro my with no hands I’m just using my mind that’s why who is spamming

In the little chat thing like the little party poppers I don’t know it’s it’s there for a reason Eli Jesus bro it doesn’t say who it doesn’t say who it is hit with the 100 dude like thought like yeah just like spam the 100 I can engage with my audience all

Right okay you know I oh when can I do this so you do what no there’s not a fing dab emote it’s called elbow cough but it is it’s a [ __ ] dab emote no bro they got a emote did sanitize no dude that [ __ ] just looks like lotion bro ain’t no

Way all right start uh start your shits oh no you got to send the 100% going to send a monkey going to send a monkey emote G send the monkey the monkey oh it doesn’t show up on stream that’s so sad wait no it does I see the monkey

Right there oh no oh like on the [ __ ] chat stream on stream yeah like in stream chat no that’s so sad no monkey oh c balls are 50/50 it’s in the nail bite what are these emotes why are you spamming these emotes this is the new no

It’s the front facing POG oh my God look at it it’s horri these are insane who designed these who made these I don’t know someone someone was paid to make that they were paid in like ketamine or something dude what is that this they were paid in basil

Bucks basil bucks no bro this is this is this is Google bro this is YouTube say know twitch oh sorry Susan bucks she clearly runs the entire YouTube thing yeah YouTube YouTube made these MOJ emojis what did you expect God this the blue one is is insane someone they got like person

Sonas in here like what are these like these characters like they got like someone’s like Persona in here like what even are these like a lady like a vampire like what even are these bro I did it what is this trophy emote what even

Is that uh your guess is as good as mine I don’t know what I that’s a bell cor on the bottom oh yeah dude what is that emo oh [ __ ] [ __ ] is taking lead holy [ __ ] no way no Co has taken the lead I didn’t know I could do this I

Forgot I can actually like make PS is there is there like a meat emoji I want to put this in a going to meet Emoji in the same message the blue yapping Emoji looks [ __ ] stupid it’s the worst one of them all okay and then I have there you

Go what can you not send the sanitizer and the oh no you can okay there we go take with that take that how you will bro dude coock over balls what wait the meat shows up wait Diego the meat emoji shows up on stream so whatever program you’re using to have

The chat show up it recognizes like default emojis that’s funny is there like a gay man no you know you know those like family emotes the the family Emoji with have like 20 different Alternatives I find one that’s too gay d i can I too bad or a single dad oh hello

Ollie you got to vote on stream only I just I just H the gay family Emoji let’s see if it shows up except the the gay dads emoji what what by the way do you remember me when you’re famous wait EV leaving me No not you Oli we’re talking about we’re trying about our ever gracious viewer 612 bore onef oh well I hope they explode Ollie you’re so okay okay you know what that’s kind bro you you gotta cut we gotta cut Ali out out of your life dud he’s so toxic

Dude we got we gotta ban from the streams dude he’s being mean to to the beautiful Watchers the beautiful spectators you know Evan come here no Shaker please I have a trumpet don’t do don’t use the boomstick on me do not come here boy come here boy you’re GNA break the

House Oli oh my God that thing is massive he me it actually had a rever so loud leave me alone you’re horrendous away me get away from me sir I hit Evan with my knife on accident I didn’t even mean to my bad on accident

My brother in Christ you walked up to me and you stabbed me because I didn’t know that I had my knife in my hands OE H okay brother I swear to God you better Cocker balls Ollie cocko balls you must choose one to keep and one to lose whichever one loses

We kill by the way whichever fish whichever fish’s name doesn’t get enough votes has to you’re gonna kill [ __ ] and or ball [ __ ] is winning dude I think the thing is [ __ ] might just kill himself well don’t kill either of them no you can’t replace them those are

My sons balls you must choose my friend sent me message or I will [ __ ] blow my brains out what what did they say that’s what I to okay Cocker balls balls what what a contrarian fck du balls dies Diego in chat you can see just my like gay dad’s emoji that I

Said that’s awesome I love gay people You have to Quick all the AFK Mr President like Mr President get down like [ __ ] like jump in front of the bullet I would you do that for balls would you I’m either them those are you take a bullet for balls ifo had to shoot him whichever want to shoot you take the

Bullet yeah you can’t kill the could just shoot again that’s the problem it’s a revolver has more than one buly in the chamber dude if it somehow dies I do they get Spar or do both die oh no it’s already over yeah BOS is dead BOS is dead BOS is

What it’s over Ollie balls is going to die no leave them alone I didn’t no leave them alone pleas pleas please please don’t hurt them I’m not GNA do anything I’m not don’t hurt [ __ ] or balls those are my fish can’t K them they’re my

Fish and then you’re yeah oh my God I one of them almost like pushed the other out of the pond but they’re feuding hey stop it stop it I’m I’m supervising them I I keep trying to I keep checking to make sure [ __ ] hasn’t thrown himself in the out of the water

Again let’s go mining Evan I need to make a pickaxe was gonna take back kill me if I don’t come back Olie [ __ ] shot me to death get out of my chest bro shut up I gave you I gave you mushrooms dog okay guess I give you the diamond

Quality red mushrooms bro sharing is caring why do you have why do we have you have 64 Cherry saplings how many trees did you cut down so many the Edwood is cool though there you go let me just move all this Stu in this chest there we go

Could TR of some sort my friend said I replayed to Starbucks put in a good word for me or I’ll [ __ ] blow my brains out and paint my ceiling R that’s you should say no balls well I said I said okay I’ll show them this message I’ll send him a

Screenshot that’s a good idea you you won’t do what you said that where oh my God [ __ ] [ __ ] did it this time [ __ ] jumped out Co last time D you’re gonna you’re G you’re going to drop the edging tutorial at a million Subs no oh [ __ ] so excited for the edging

Tutorial will you give us like a live station yeah you want to do some practice before well no off stream of course come on off stream off stream I you upload it okay okay but don’t you don’t you need to practice though okay the mod can we can do you think there’s

A Minecraft edging mod yeah the Jenny mod can we can we get the Minecraft gooning mod and the edging mod and the Jenny and just play [ __ ] is this get away from me you stupid [ __ ] creature Jesus Christ yeah I thought you were talking about me I Wasing walking I was walking

By die I was like oh [ __ ] Jesus Christ these like weat crops when you say very belittling and harsh things you’re talking to me well FL flies that’s really cool okay we have like a [ __ ] ton of pig but I can’t find any [ __ ] sheep we need sheep and cow kill the

Pigs I’m hungry well just go up the [ __ ] Mountain hold their numbers I you have to no you need more Eli cannot wait I’ll tell you what oh Twigs just wait oh my God there’s a technoblade pig technoblade there is and oh we can’t kill that one that’

Just be [ __ ] up okay where is it did you go get the gun no I’m sorry I love technoblade he’s in the pig pen is he just is he just like one of the variants of pig yeah yeah little technoblade our Lord and [ __ ] savior I

Guess yeah you have to put him in there though cuz I’m not going to do that yeah can we him no that’s so mean Ollie okay lead him owned that was a scaryest noise for no reason oh my God there’s a technoblade pig oh myy Lord he’s so

Cute hits him in the head with a giant [ __ ] how did you ow that oh oh one’s out well to go back no he what does he like me he was like giving me did take I don’t know if you you didn’t see it but he jumped up onto the he walked

Up the dirt and then like so he was above the fence and then above the pen and he walked back into it he literally ran back to it bers that’s fogers go inside dude go want to give him a little nudge there you go yay uh you can only It with Fish well

Diego Diego I have a PR where the [ __ ] are you have oh look at him he’s so cute we should name Him is that way if I die if I die I want to be honored by a pig named of nut sax team are you kidding me this techno techno is a good name uh hi I’ve returned how’s it how’s we have a technoblade pig [ __ ] you where’s Diego stream why does it

Doesn’t actually show you as streaming on like the subscriptions thing it did for oh it doesn’t it doesn’t for me either no bo no I forgot they actually do that with the with the p yeah how do you add emotes it’s deserved yeah

Let me look at C oil C oil you get from oh yeah cre Sal oil you get from a Coke oven uh are you cooking anything with it you cook like you cook uh you cook coal no you cook coal you turn yeah a Coke a Coke oven

Turns coal into coal Coke which is used for immersive engineerings like uh most of immersive engineering which is like uh their Machinery yeah immersive engineering I I’ve played a good amount of way back it is a pretty fun mod it does have quite a few good machines to

Make treated wood once you have the croso you put it into a bucket and then you need to literally make a pool of it and then you like throw the wood in thank you my love yes if you make like a normal like infinite water uh spot fitting is not compatible with

Armor oops what is when you sit all your armor goes like down oh yeah my helmet did that Too that’s odd that’s what you get for being left-handed bro you’re Penance I look how [ __ ] like rare it is for things to have actual like left-handed uh well because left-handed people aren’t real the amount of [ __ ] times I’ve heard from my mom about how she got [ __ ]

Uh in like Catholic school because she was left-handed yeah apparently they really don’t [ __ ] like you if you are because it’s like the devil’s hand but everyone has a left hand yeah but if you’re left-handed you’re the devil’s hand I don’t know the devil was left-handed it’s just because it’s

Non-dominant yeah they’re just scared of bottoms fun fact every left-handed person is a bottom that’s how that works I don’t know I think it’s pretty accurate for Diego for Diego the [ __ ] that for diegoo bottom now that’s how it works like oh you’re in for World wait

Are you like oh yeah dieo is like fully left-handed I forgot is a bottom start out you [ __ ] it’s okay the Catholics might hate you but we don’t all right Diego you’re safe with us where are you where are you you’re not safer on Ali but to be

Bottom is it work yeah curently I have to bucket water he’s one of the gays I love gay people by the way don’t says that hate speed by the way yes you’ll get it eventually Rob don’t worry gay people aren’t real Earth bye oh you’re leaving

Evan yeah are you adding wood to the other side or some type of burning no nuh you put you have to put uh it seems like okay so to burn normal coal you need wood to burn a block of coal you need like a wait oh [ __ ] no I’m

Sorry I completely forgot um CR oil and Co Coke can only be made with charcoal forgot about that yeah every every time I walk by the fish pond and I and one of them are out of out of view I always just assume that [ __ ] like got out again it’s both of

Them are you adding something to to burn it left and yeah right side is the coal and then left side you need interestingly enough it seems only logs Eli guess what I’m listening you might have to use logs I’m not listening to Persona 5 OST guys well

There let me I’m dumb there’s a I should just see where is Ollie you’re listening to four big guys big can they bust my ass e my ass Attack app no or die die oh okay Diego I’m completely it’s it’s easier the coal the coal oven turns wood

Into charcoal which will make crode oil and then you can cook got charcoal to make coal Coke yeah so just throw wood into the coal oven it’ll make charcoal and as a byproduct it’ll make CR o no I’m listening to sewer [ __ ] I don’t know if you can say that on

Stream also there’s been there has been a gigantic like there’s been a gigantic squid that’s just been swimming around our area for so long he like hasn’t despawned all it’s just he’s [ __ ] huge oh I’m pretty sure you could not say the names of like half the songs in

Your playlist out loud on stream dude what do you mean mindless self-indulgence my favorite song just immediately gone that’s actually a good ass song though what’s a good ass not telling you okay nice he’s going to shoot balls the fish cuz he lost a pole what it’s a song b SE

Lived yep SE lived like just the [ __ ] name of course they’re going to questionable [ __ ] I’m surprised it didn’t just try to censor the first part of that on the topic on the topic of such do you guys know the song uh don’t stand so close to me by the police

Shut the [ __ ] up I wasn’t asking you when I say everyone I’m talking to everyone except for you damn all you want to say anything everyone no yeah uh I don’t think it needs anything to cook it I think it just yeah it’s a a cooc oven literally just lets things like Slow Burn don’t drink this you should drink it yeah no drinking oil would like just delete your entire Body it’s very baller yeah Chris is it’s it’s harmless to be in unless you take a little sip yeah yeah it is very Flammable I think it does just explode or like just set on fire I don’t remember oh I have one I happen to have a flint and steel on me what are you going to controll burn your crur oil in your [ __ ] basement please C mine dear what who is that what about

C ohun you no are you looking at Global chat yeah Diego’s CH oh they want us to see their see M they balls yeah let’s see it dude let’s shut the [ __ ] Up I don’t know if I want to do that now it’s k I don’t know if how to jump into creatine oil left cream jacked guys I love ketamine no you can’t just human torch him immediately I think what it I think what it might do is it makes it so you get

Like lava level of burn damage like really I think it is it did hurt very bad oh maybe you let me on fire and then I jump in the creatine oil and then explodes I love [ __ ] for the team baby a oh what oh like oh you actually have to

Catch on fire oh it didn’t do anything and you actually have like you have to you have to sit in the fire yeah that’s honestly I was expecting like meth lab level of explosion damn no you’re no I was muted on stream no one said anything what do this

Happened so often rest in peace how long has that I don’t know no one like said anything see mine everyone after I said do it everyone else said show no balls I see thank you for bringing it to my attention the fact that your chat wasn’t wasn’t uh working right and I

Just said edging tutorial but I didn’t but I got distracted with the create but it was it was really funny it it had to have been going on for like several minutes at that point imag it someone stream where they’re like playing Minecraft and then in the corner just this eding

Tutorial holy [ __ ] wait what do you mean tutorial what does it say that screen earlier with the with the chat oh [ __ ] oh that’s not filled up yet I have to wait on that still they want to get banned for time about edging uh probably not it’s just a term

No people people like it’s so weird the different like variations of how YouTube’s like content management works you know yeah Deo maybe if you weren’t a minority they would be nicer to you probably [ __ ] unfortunately probably remember that one where they had like Cory catch whoever he literally he called that [ __ ]

Out emails oh my God they still have not but you have to give me the bucket back come here I have a gift for you come here what is it I know I know how much you like reptiles no way bro and put him down put him

Down that’s yours dude I would I would put him in the pond but I think he’s just gonna [ __ ] leave he yeah he will so put him inside actually Evan come here come come here hold on how do I make how do [ __ ] how do you make treated

Fcking wood again just like any kind of w you just [ __ ] throw it in there uh actually hold on I think it might actually just be simpler than that hold on let’s see so he’s going to be a house Turtle wait so how do you wait

Actually but we we already have a pig here right here right here right here so Evan we’re just going to put him in here Evan this is Little Pond and he’s gonna here it does not make an infinite water source that’s his little Pond and he’s going to live no okay let me

Put two yeah I get it I wanted to do just give me the bucket back when you’re I will oh L man hello man now we have techno and nut sex nut sex te living in our home awful techno isn’t bad dude nut sex te is definitely a

Questionable one not if you if you ever have kids I’m going be horrified dude he’s going to name them horrendous things you’re GNA name them name like ball sack or something it’s gonna be so bad imagine how imagine dude I actually like it would be awful you go to school

Your your name is like nut SA teene Jesus you remember that super old [ __ ] uh that Meme of that girl called like absity cuz was ABCDE e do you remember that way back uh cuz she like tried to get on a [ __ ] plane and it caused so many issues techno grew

Up a [ __ ] that didn’t take long at all dude I was like M for like the longest time bro it’s [ __ ] streamer moment yep now you’re someone eding tutorial and that’s the only thing that shows up in chat good to know that there is a Death Pit here I

Don’t know how long I was muted for like maybe before like I was I had to get up to go like open the door uhoh I’m being attacked by not [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you stupid ass [ __ ] oh the goblin dude that oh God nut sax team got

Out of his cage immediately I literally just went to put in another bucket of water into his thing and he [ __ ] immediately got out he like walked out nut don’t dude stop the pig no we’re not going to me and jumped burn burn techno Pig just like the

Cancer burn through him no oh my Godrick that’s my reaction what the [ __ ] that was a that was a little far that was a little that was a little far oh oh God the amount of horrible [ __ ] that got that get said yeah but we shouldn’t say it oh my God oh my God oh my God what I

Think you quite more around to [ __ ] sometimes not about a man who’s died from cancer what about Walter White Walter White’s a fictional character and an [ __ ] sells drugs and an [ __ ] drugs he’s an honest man he’s you know he’s a teacher now we need we need to pay he was a teacher

He’s teaching people he’s doing some good Walter was scum he stopped teaching to sell math yeah cuz he was going to [ __ ] die from cancer so might as well not sh Che [ __ ] Bachelor’s in science yeah he was still scum got Hugo fired that is

True he did get him fired I I have like honestly never watched any of Breaking Bad Breaking Bad is really good I really I like it wait all right copper nugget I where are you I need to give you a bucket dude oh God I see a spider down there

Nugget no dude yes Dude oh my God D the Kanye right now that’s awful I’m e one of these deep ass caves and I just see rows of eggs oh you should break them all at the same time or set them on fire [ __ ] alien like levels of just setting thousands of eggs on fire at

Once yeah oh my God [ __ ] dude it’s always you wait which one is them have done it [ __ ] and balls they always [ __ ] has done it three times since I’ve got on that’s a magnet yeah but oh yeah Patrick we held a poll like whether which fish should die cocking

Balls them not I held a bow uh in my chat and [ __ ] he wouldn’t Ali cried and then he told Diego that he wouldn’t give him syy PA job at Denny so Deo decided not to yeah ever since uh the Denny’s opened up here in uh where we live me and J go

Every Saturday that’s awful what did he say I didn’t I didn’t catch that don’t worry about it don’t worry about it he says every Saturday you go with him to Denny’s for what yeah for nothing just hang out that’s way that’d be [ __ ] awful every Saturday Ollie you’re going to hell

Olly okay dude he’s gay he’s going to hell anyway I know good [ __ ] you ollie I love you [ __ ] releas homophobia every Saturday for the yeah I’m gonna be homophobic openly now my new arc bous stream D this is the kind of [ __ ] that they’re going to pull

Up once you get like 10 million subscribers like guys DJ is homophobic I’m going to be like you guys it took you guys that long to figure it out that’s that’s what I’m going to say it took you guys let long to figure it out

Damn D is just going to be like yeah and you a problem with my yeah you guys are being really intolerant right now my yeah you guys are being kind of racist right now dude they might have [ __ ] I’ve seen so much [ __ ] racism on [ __ ]

GTA 6 like because of uh they like so much colored people on screen like almost in every frame yeah and there’s like some dude just like being blatantly racist and people are [ __ ] those those tweets of that guy being blatantly racist is has like almost 10K likes I’m

Like who the [ __ ] is liking this [ __ ] who is openly racist what the Batman I think the guy’s [ __ ] bias he was like a father uh and [ __ ] he’s like a Christian Father F child of like a couple I don’t [ __ ] know of he’s a Christian father yeah I saw I saw

Christian like oh okay that explains a lot Christian father both of those go hand in hand like hacking balls no big Old Slugger dude man been going to the gym what the [ __ ] it’s like a zombie that’s just like [ __ ] my face oh right right I know what I’m

Doing I don’t know if my mic picked it up but I made a kiss sound no no Evan you can’t do that anymore why not are was that not it can I not be gay oh no no I’m stupid hold on are you being homophobic homophobic

Guys okay I’m loyal Evan I can’t do that Lo to okay then wow what a great Response answer he said nothing yeah he just he’s just like well if I don’t answer I can’t be wrong dude come on no I’m breaking up with you on stream right now are you serious make my it actually said make my day you that’s awesome I made your day

Run by have fun nut sex te is above his cage no he [ __ ] got down he escaped again how did he get out I don’t know dude I lit you literally can’t even push him because they’re [ __ ] solid he’s literally a solid object he weighs two tons Evan where did you put my

Bucket I got I I I guess I need to use it to put that’s it’s literally like a block how did he get over that I have a good idea I have a good idea how do I make bullets for this thing I can make a bayonet for this [ __ ] dude

I found the [ __ ] oh no I found the Dark Souls player enemy treat stick what is that oh oh yeah I think I might know what you’re talking about oh God he does so much damage no he does like insane amounts of blocking oh my God how did he do that

Okay next team is just going to be free for a moment because he does not want to be kept in captivity but damn that’s too bad for him sex scene is going to be free for a moment what what oh Al said not sa be free why did you why did you think

It was going to be theing no no no that was that was the teren I I I got him a friend I’m like why did he say I just heard him wrong it’s like why he say hi Rusty feral camera the G yeah I’m going to shoot uh I’m going to shoot

Evan with it first and I’m going to shoot Ollie with it no true no Evan don’t do that I can get out I just need to figure out how or I can make a bayonet with it or stab you instead I don’t know do you

Want to be stabbed or do you want to be shot okay so I’m going to build him a little baskot how do you make an extended magazine for a [ __ ] revolver you’re not no that’s an option extended magazine increases the revolver’s magazine size the [ __ ] do you

Do you just increased wait how holy [ __ ] what the f that thing has that [ __ ] has more pixels in it than your entire player character oh my God old yellow their ass that’s the PO that’s the [ __ ] plan Rusty no yes oh wait God damn it Rusty you didn’t even you did

Not tell you didn’t correct me you need to correct me cuz I’m going to keep forgetting what Rusty prefers to be called Rusty so no oh make no three he said no semicolon three God damn it I’ve had enough of you and you’re Tom Foolery what I I was confused cuz I went

On the stream I was like wait why does it say d go outside apparently my for some reason my stream was like 30 minutes behind I don’t even know I don’t even know why you probably paused it okay yeah that or tabed out of it and it

Just saved space yeah and it’s not my internet I haven’t dropped any frames this time I swear I haven’t dropped any frames either actually how’ bone Works go uh bone Works crash like three times like and I was about to like get near the end

Of a chapter I’m like all right you know [ __ ] that and then I started playing half that’s annoying yeah I don’t know why but I think I might know why we should do halflife to VR that’s what I was doing is that the thing oh [ __ ] we

Should do a play through of it that’s that sounds horrifying I’m like on the speedboat section and that’s that’s where I stopped cuz then I like I just wanted to like chill cuz like I’m sore still oh my God awful see all right it has to be a treated

Stick treat your sticks right there you go I do I’m going to make it into a sword all right there we go I made a steel sword right B uh maybe for the Bayonetta I I’m I’m I’m not partially being stabbed by the way with the Bayonetta I love that

Game wait move items missing items what hm steel have the sword steel sword I do have the sword steel sword is it the right steel sword no [ __ ] way dude from immersive engineering and not from does it have the [ __ ] option to [ __ ] change it actually no I have to have these here

What’s the difference no no I see it’s it’s that one it’s not [ __ ] oh my god oh there you go mer engineering I’m going to [ __ ] kill myself yeah I hate that [ __ ] no die you’re so sexy what do you mean by that what does he mean by I mean by

That what does he mean by that exactly what he said oh home forward seriously what the how do I attach the bayonet to it uh you might need a like weapons workbench or something to mess with it like a smithing table uh smithing table maybe but there’s probably like an actual

Immersive engineering version [ __ ] are these flesh walls what am I looking how do you then how do you do it hold on L like there’s a um immersive engineering has a book it’s just a book in a lever and that should give you some of the holy [ __ ] I found the gay Crystal

What is this oh yeah you found prismacolor or Prisma Crystal nice uh work table it didn’t seem to work like this no wait it’s a petrified ore oh that’s from forbidden in arcas uh I don’t know how yes yeah I actually I don’t even know where to look

Dude like what would what the [ __ ] would I look up in just enough items uh you’d be looking up just do at immersive engineering so just do at immersive at immersive hole that’s definitely not it there four pages this this going to take forever uh it’s

Just look where is the damn book oh wait no um is it actually just called worktable uh it could be there’s a um there’s a quest line for immersive engineering by the way oh okay Russy said worktable like what is that really just it yeah and rail guns Tesla coils

Revolvers electrified fences automated turrets that’s kind of I mean work table is just no yeah it’s just workbench Tetra apparently last time I said it was downstairs yeah that’s a Tetra workbench that’s completely different yeah it doesn’t seem to be it it doesn’t seem to be the right one F I’m

Gonna Get Wrecked there you go buddy what did he drop gray metal scrap that’s interesting like It I love uh a battle for everyone’s Souls very good turn grave you could get a reaping sight my God I don’t know workbench I mean hold on you need oh you need necrotic what is necrotic dust how workbench okay they’re they’re in there and they’re oh Engineers

Workbench or that would probably good okay yeah uh just said Engineers workbench okay iron ingot treated wood I need [ __ ] treated wood you need treated wood to [ __ ] oh is imersive engineering thing you need wood [ __ ] streng it’s oil I want to kill everyone oh where are you I’m I’m no I’m I’m

Building breaking blocks that was awful okay look at their little space look oh my God my brother I’m in the get away from me I have no bullets for it me ol it’s you or the or it’s you or balls uh one you die neither neither EV

Evan do you want to go into the mines I’m already in the mines actually he has that gun ready to go by the way like actually he’s going to [ __ ] kill your ass the I gave him a double barrel yeah why would you give all a gun it’s a

Horrible idea it’s funny yeah I gotta agree with it it’s funny it is yeah up until Ollie just accidentally [ __ ] shoots you yeah that that is what would happen actually void quartz Evan which M did you go into uh I feel like I shouldn’t tell so I’m not

Going to okay well on my way because you have a gun and I I don’t maybe I do maybe I don’t J has a gun right uh I don’t know you’re going to find out I Need need Okay well it was a good run should probably have this on me again bring sticks

I’m going to have that on me all right oh who bred all the [ __ ] pigs Jesus Christ they probably you they probably [ __ ] naturally dude they’re all cooped up in there I need some [ __ ] what did you think would happen it was Diego I don’t have any carrots is that

The only way to fing make [ __ ] pigs dude you’re [ __ ] disgusting you’re [ __ ] disgusting well I’m Evan’s sent beastiality Brother BR dude I’m not gonna take that from the furry dude I’m not D you cannot no no no thought I made it work Ben what what are you trying to say [ __ ] Evan what are you trying to say what that I died go to multiplayer a oh EV I see where you

Went well I’m not there anymore obviously H oh it has to be a slap I don’t want to go mining one is there missing the Ingot wait no no never mind here oh so sorry oh they said we EXC got to give theg hi whoa what the hell actually I don’t want

To be in the cave get me out of here I’m going to shoot you next time I see you Evan I actually don’t have a gun you don’t have a gun damn it no dude it took me this one to make just a revolver yeah I don’t even have any iron to my

Name and I don’t want to broke no I don’t want to mine where is where is my death where is my dead thing oh it’s literally floating that’s cool I’m GNA go grab face vomiting what’s up dubhub dubhub that’s a [ __ ] awesome name what the hell I want to be dubhub

What the [ __ ] wait dude let me have it I’m taking it from you it’s mine now oh you can’t make them traditionally that’s actually stupid what uh I made the wrong treated W slab it has to be vertical plank cuz it makes a difference that’s awesome that [ __ ]

Amazing yeah same goes for the stupid ass fence I guess that’s really cool uh wait package points horizontal really okay wait no I only like two be like how do we make this the most annoying thing ever how do I make this the most annoying process in the world I

Think I should drink battery acid yummy it’s night again I really need to find a sheep I’m in dire need a sheep okay now I got it now huh why time to I make furniture for for the house and I want get for that I don’t know I want to

Get [ __ ] uh reads I don’t even know using a trumpet in the cave is so funny there’s so much Reverb on it wait is all right how do I now how do I attach this this [ __ ] to it where’s my other IR I am very happy right now what is

That broken mining unit more like the what the hell is that broken M who that cat in the corner that’s my cat Cheeto that’s my cat Cheeto in the bottom left corner and I love him so when can we get a live Cheeto cam face cam dude he’s he’s not going to stay

Still he’s still just a little cat he’s very hyper just attach a wireless Sky carrier what the [ __ ] are you Diego what you you got to do is you got to get like a GoPro that can stream and then you attach it to his collar so that way it just always walks around

Them oh my God just attach a little GoPro to him yeah you should do that s like a horrible idea I mean fine with it there’s not much issue it like gets outside and then it just like walks up to like the front of your house it just like shows off

Your [ __ ] ass he like knows how to he like knows how to dox people yeah he like walks directly for the [ __ ] the [ __ ] like the number of your house and everything she goes taking a book straight out a [ __ ] Sniper Wolf but like anded is still crazy like you made a clever

Argument I’m just going to do I’m just going to post your address get damn that sucks anyways IP address just my cat just doxes me DX Sonic Adventure hello hello am I old enough to be here depends no that might not be information you want to share if it if you give the

Correct answer if you have to ask that then and probably not okay okay wait let’s actually be serious about this um no no well let’s not curse or anything no we’re not going to tailor to a child that’s the that’s the parent fault I’m I’m not a I’m not a child

Friendly okay uh young if you’re under the age of 18 leave right now yes if you are not not 18 you shouldn’t watch go leave leave leave leave yeah sorry about that I hope you find if you’re being if you’re being serious yes all right byebye um take care now 10

Oh my [ __ ] god take care bro if you’re being serious of slurt no elra no bye dude I I would legitimately not be surprised if that is a 10-year-old yeah Eli Eli has already taught multiple children how to like say not great words I can’t figure out how to like [ __ ] attach

This [ __ ] to my gun it doesn’t matter they’re they’re bad words cuz people make them bad words it’s fine I know it just feels weird cuz they’re just little fellas tell a kid to call someone a [ __ ] and they’ll use it as their most favorite word well actually when I was a

Young young sve fellow I was forced to C I started I was I was what do you mean put and say so you swear right now I swear to I right no I was told that I’d be grounded if I didn’t say a curse word and I started crying because I was

Really upset why were you being grounded for not swearing wait there’s more background detail that I think needs to be added to that uh Al all you need to know it was it was with my mom it was my other it’s in the mod it’s just like a chance of

Spawning like a little techno Pig no I think that’s just based Minecraft yeah it is a health orb Jesus cuz if I remember right Microsoft did add that after he died uh They just added a crown whenever you so maybe something might be uh something might else be adding to his

Actual like outfit what am I taking damage fromong uh also I have no idea they updated the immersive engineering bench it used to be like just you can attach anything you want what add another resource to it me right now oh my God this H so hard don’t hurt

Me don’t hurt me don’t hry oh my God the heat might be killing you I don’t know my God I’m going to let Birds chill as fixated while trying to escape broken mining unit job oh my God help me yeah you uh you too low you’re too low in the

Caves yeah oh my God if yeah the farther you get from sea level the harder it is to breathe so you will start needing like a respirator when you get super deep yeah oh was kind of heavy down here today cool Minecraft mod I really like not I really like dying for

[ __ ] godam it skill issue H do you mean this isn’t Minecraft this is hello CRA get larger lungs idiot Punk all right have to go hang myself watch and learn uh I can’t attach my bayonet Patrick I don’t know how all grab the M of engineering book and see cuz otherwise I

Don’t know where where is it it’s book and lever there’s a quest book there’s a quest log for mive engineer you a lever it in crafting bench uh oh a book and okay no Goa I don’t have any uh I don’t have any paper well that’s your [ __ ] problem I know

I just I don’t know where to look for any we have no sugar canes we only have Reed C well weeds I think you could use them the same as sugar canes can you what time to find out Olli what what about weed Ollie I Love

Weed I’m going to step all over the crop for educational purposes these things have not grown at all one of my [ __ ] oh yeah there’s seasons in this I swear to God Evan [ __ ] Diego every time I check that video it’s got like 2K more views I know it’s [ __ ] stupid that is

Insane Diego’s uh I’m on observation Duty video has like 26k video views for some reason that’s silly I don’t know uh how why it keeps growing D hit video I know I literally reach 1 th000 hours in watch time like solely because of that video it’s like the oh my God a hit

Tweet it’s a [ __ ] hit video yeah oh my God it is Russy smoking that Bible pack today this one doing numbers is this that reminds me of some of like this chick CAU into this chick got into trouble or well got people got angry at her CU she like

Posted a Tik Tok of she literally rolled a joint with a [ __ ] P like page from the Bible so many people why it does on the double I do understandable listen I keep the Bible very close to my heart and by that I mean in my lungs Gorge bronze guns

Jesus um oh there you have it Eli he’s not I’m not smoking on it today I’m fully cognizant and aware love not for long not for not for long I did kind of my medic I just the [ __ ] thing Eli said well I that’s that is kind of on you

Dude what what do he say swear they say I swear that is kind of your fault I did see that oh [ __ ] it’s okay because it’s funny what are you I don’t know the average gen air only talks in like buz words and slurs you okay about to get high and go

Nonverbal okay good luck okay tell us about it oh wait you can’t uh wait Eli you also go dark purple when you get high tell us how it goes [ __ ] we’ve got so we’ve got like sitting right next to us uh we have a capsule of like a

Full gram of mushrooms that Robin’s buddy gave us oh [ __ ] oh my God for educational purposes yeah yeah it’s not wrong drugs kids [ __ ] no do drugs kids they’re better for some reason didn’t leave don’t do drugs kids work do drugs especially prescription on yeah don’t take don’t do prescription

Drugs don’t take your meds it’s the FBI they’re trying to stare at you don’t take your meds find out that Patrick what no it’s fine no you cannot say no we do not condone not taking your meds we do you would like to see me off my meds tomorrow no me off my

Meds you wouldn’t like me when I’m unated take your meds kid no cuz you’ll vomit what no that’s after day three yeah yeah you know listen if you can’t handle my brain chemistry and it’s worth you don’t deserve it at its best po [ __ ] discovered that Robin uh

If anytime they go on withdrawal for longer than three days it is a horrible [ __ ] idea because we when we came back from Grant’s Pass we had to stop like four times on the side of the road that’s all right that’s all right I mean

Not not like they live there oh yeah the place [ __ ] no I it’s an entire town yeah just there oh my God creeper what you it’s like saying it’s like saying I went to LA yeah it’s like going a rubber signature like no what the [ __ ] are they going to do check

Every traffic camera to try and watch me I get nervous I’m sorry that’s all right stop getting so nervous it’s because n no like a whole castle over here remember kids the the freether trying to make the FBI communicate to you VI the noises be safe Eli if I don’t know I

Guess Eli’s just going to call me and start like signing at me when they’re when he’s non-verbal and I’ll be like so cool of Silence by the way bullying is like a real issue in like death schools and I’m like bro that’s not real just close your eyes like real like what the

[ __ ] just just like just like turn away and immediately you’re good wait Eli taught me how to say bad words in sign language wait it’s not showing me how to SAR you can make a silo yeah actually just didn’t deny the fact that I just called you a

Child well I’m not a child I’m you you hate the way your skin feels take it off that’s how I felt today peel it off right now do you like the way your skin feels on your body you take it off take feel good right now I want you to know

That the first time I saw a meme like that was when when I was unmedicated and I’m like this guy kind of has a point and I was like this is Lightning McQueen telling me this calm down skitto dude that dude still that dude makes other videos and it’s like just as bad

Yeah I think I think one of them was like reach for a cop’s gun or like something like that like I genely don’t remember what what it was that I saw that was but Lightning McQueen is a groomer though you know those like uh you know those

Like you know those like uh sticky hands you could use one of those to grab the gun he literally is you own a cop you own cops yeah because of your tax money therefore four the cop gun on are hilarious you have why do you have bullets in one of your

Chests wait it’s not telling me how to like use it I don’t I don’t get it yeah I don’t know you might have to put like metal or something why what I don’t know I actually don’t know it’s like it’s a slot but I don’t know I don’t know you’d

Have to read book or it does not tell me it doesn’t tell me I’m G to throw upip here here I’m looking at the wiki wiia can I can I point the gun at myself damn that escalated quickly can’t figure out how to this justed suicide just give me the gun

I’m pointed at you very easy it’s not even loaded actually how do I make bullets for this gun I’m going to do that right nowo all is trying to burn himself with the torch look at it he’s like his face is right in it dude oh I think

You oh you have to put shaders on it how did you miss the oh God yeah I forgot about those stupid shaders from immersive yeah you have to put Shader on it the house is filled with water no Tech okay any I got a or what the [ __ ] is

That man I I I got a little notification that just said uh Within Reach bro the cop gun bro every time I everything I’ve learned about dream has been against my will D just like him you miss the turtles one of the turtles jumped on top of the other turt

That’s that’s all news that’s not that bad no did you you see the new [ __ ] though it’s diabolical what what’s the newer has it more come out’s more sh a young girl dressed up his technoblade and then proceeded to to it what to it to

What what is he saying he winked off to a a a young girl Tech now yeah knew that guy Ollie Olli why why did you think one less person is watching now what the [ __ ] yeah cuz we start talking about dream that’s why yeah that’s not not what people think of

Yeah but no that sounds like she blew him or some [ __ ] like can we talk about how [ __ ] awful that is though that’s like comedically evil the dream would do that yeah bro knew that guy that’s crazy bro first of all cosplay of someone who actually died it’s

Crazy the whole Situation’s crazy wait I just realized I can’t see the name tag of the the turtle cuz he’s in the glass his his name’s weener that’s awesome that’s awesome yeah uh I yeah used to be a bunch of box turtles that lived on the

Property I grew up on and I would just like and like label their shells a that’s cute yeah I had a Sheldon one through 20 guys young Sheldon is over bro my grandma genuinely started crying and then when she found it out for the second time she cried again

I’m sorry to laugh at your grandma cry I mean she’ll forget about it no you’re not all to take your skin off do not take your skin off take it off monka S there’s no way there’s no way okay look it’s like attached but I can’t grab it look up

Shaders look up shaders and do the crafting yeah you have to make a Shader imers engineering has a really weird thing with it guns what the [ __ ] though uh it’s in I think tools tools that’s that’s simple machines who that’s actually [ __ ] sick though and pages on the right B right

Oh how do I look up farmer Delight uh [ __ ] you do at and then farmer hold on uh by attaching a bayonet to the vver you offer it with the close quar comic capability allowing for melee damage as powerful as an iron sword that doesn’t

Me it doesn’t tell me how to do crazy it’s crazy how dream literally show a video of a dude a slur and one trouble could I see the workbench there uh that’s [ __ ] off yeah I think so you see on that right side this no on the very on the very

Right side that’s a Shader you need to Fig you need to figure out how to make a Shader before you can put the bayonet on I believe what the [ __ ] is a Shader gii yeah uh and it lets you color your gun we uh we need iron really bad oh I I just

Smelted 14 I don’t see any I don’t see any delicious iron anywhere wa um which one is it it’s not tell me which one it is hold on it it tells me in the book right it has to no you can use all of them like

A there you go are you sure you can use all of them you’re welcome baby girl I’m like I’m I’m at least 5% sure Diego sorry man all right I got to be devoted all right bet fine devoted to who Ollie you never answered your

Dad oh I need at the same time what no dude no dude we getting all poly amers and [ __ ] up in here no or like all those redditor Justin was committed a magnum yeah oh no no no as to be as to be the Magnum Shader but it’s not telling me

How to make it so I guess I should go [ __ ] myself it’s not just leaving the weapon it’s not leaving the bayonet on when you take the gun out no just just take from the I don’t think so no grab the gun itself like in the

Menu oh there we go dude I [ __ ] so [ __ ] stupid I feel so stupid I’m sorry dude no this this whole thing is kind of stupidly complicated no this would be because you were left-handed it does make sense like it was on there but like it

Wouldn’t oh my God whatever I can add one more attachment it’s it’s just not explained much you don’t need a Shader they are completely aesthetic I’m going to I’m going to shoot the next person I see once I make bullets uh come in the

House I see I see I see Evan like I turn around and Evan’s running away wait uh Hey Diego what what mod is the gun for engineering if you look at the if you look at the table you can see which one all right I need to make uh an empty

Casing it’s just uh copper plates you can make a shotgun I’m actually going to make a shotgun you don’t make a shotgun you can make shotgun shell that put in a revolver really which is historically accurate there are revolvers that use I’m so down you should put you

Should put slugs in a revolver I I’m going to do that actually yeah put some dragon fire in it wait so do I need to make several of these so like I need make several engineer blueprints to make one gun or make one casing or whatever the [ __ ]

No I it I think allows you to make it okay so it doesn’t use it okay okay well I have the gunpowder I have the gunpowder I think it’s more like an intelligence thing or like uh gunpowder I need blue dye I need a empty shell casing which I can just make with

Copper uh copper plate you guys go to sleep if possible yep um also in no mic I I found this my S go to sleep B bedtime sleep time going to band Pizza proverb keep your friends close and our pizza closer it’s awful I hate it so much time time for bed okay

Okay sleepy mode you’re so I’m somehow figuring out how to make a gun in Minecraft well now I have to sleep Diego that has about 2,000 views yeah draw a house with chalk what the [ __ ] what does the Spot the Difference yeah that’s that’s the I’m on

Observation D it just blew the [ __ ] up really like that game it’s great is it is it that good of a video people liked ITN the game wait a clip of me uh no shut up I don’t think it was submitted really the video observation yeah but for the Indie

Awards it’s a lot more like bigger titles oh yeah we’re watching the gameward tomorrow remember yes 430 after I get after I get off of work I’ll get on yeah we can like chill on call like maybe play something [ __ ] balers balers gate uh I don’t even remember what the

Main contenders are Emma asked me if I want if I if she wanted me to give her if she wanted me if she if I if I oh got it if you were even to he’ll get it he’ll get it bro is actually going to show

I’ll give you a minute Emma Emma ask me if want if if I wanted them to give me balers gate three and I said that would take so [ __ ] long and that would be so many texts e oh oh [ __ ] more B you realize how many awards they give

Out [ __ ] nasty ass all right do we have blue dye or like any blue flowers actual are so F nasty dude they are they’re [ __ ] disgusting yeah they get there’s also like game announcements that come out also they can just kind of hide in your skin and you won’t know for like

Years I’ll keep your off or moove it right now yes get sniped idiot all right uh how do I how do I do this all right you know I’m going to go down to the mine and I’m going to kill stuff all right took a good idea I need

Lapis anyway so I’ll go look for lapis lazul lais lazuli lazuli as the kids call it what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] um um there’s a Mee just in the pond like he’s one of the [ __ ] fish get that [ __ ] out of there he’s not allowed in there get out dude dude

This is a CL listen to this one for [ __ ] ever godamn all right no really no he’s not yeah I forgot to like your stream you think a kid at the Make A Wish Foundation wished for more wishes yes the loophole think do you think the the make Wish Foundation

Wish that wish for immortality we dropped three viewers because of that joke I feel so bad you did awful I’m so I mean I’m not really doing a whole lot I’m just I’m just playing the video game dude no do not create more around me I’m just playing the video game bro

Oh yeah I like how occasionally we’ll just hear Rob in the background just be inaudible what you mean deep what is that deep play zinc or can I make I want I want to have steps up to it was like something like right there you just you want triple steps that’s

The [ __ ] that’s in uh sunscreen I want I want nicer entry way you’re a very nice looking fellow right I want a nicer [ __ ] entryway it’s bro I B I just want a nicer [ __ ] entryway why can’t I just have a nicer [ __ ] entryway I don’t think uh do I mess with

This guy oh he’s a homie maybe [ __ ] him up you see what I’m looking at right like is he like is he running at me is it getting bigger what the [ __ ] is that it’s getting bigger fu is that it’s getting bigger [ __ ] cat [ __ ] cat there’s a weird cat outside can I

911 yeah I like how he was just harassing ra troll he does not look happy I think you should uh shoot him he does not I don’t have a gun or I have a gun but it doesn’t have any bullets a uh you know back in the day we didn’t have

Such nice things we would insert the bullets manually God my [ __ ] reaches dog [ __ ] that’s your left ended or something I don’t know am I burning to death what’s happening what the [ __ ] oh I am you’re maybe you’re too close to the to the lava or something I’m not very close to

The lava at all is it the troll maybe the troll just maybe it’s because you’re holding a torch in your hand no out if you jump in the water is the troll terrifying is it the troll no I don’t know what it was that troll got some lethal morning breath they do it’s

Like [ __ ] killing me that does a lot of damage dude holy [ __ ] that guy does I don’t think he messes around hearts in one hit yeah that did a lot of damage if you don’t have any armor that definitely would kill you def is that bad on too I think that would have

Actually one one sh you no armor Jesus hold on guys can we like H up on this guy like fcking kill him can we like jump this guy can we like jump this guy where where does he live dude I’ll light his ass out Google do this guy Google what is my current

Address 18 why did you do the shriek face wait where did he go did he fall down down oh he did fall down he’s stupid dummy idiot d dumb ass JGA where are you down in the cave I’m looking for lapis like for the [ __ ] blueprint wooden shovel I just need

Lapis or any sort of blue dye if there’s like any blue flowers like out in the world I could also just use that I need dye yeah I need DY for the blueprint oh I have lapis on me right now may I have some I like three

How many do you need like more I might need more let me check actually I need three blue dye but to make the to make the bullets the castle cartridge just like I’m guessing just the normal cartridge I just need gunpowder Le nug oh my goodness how do you make only the

Apron how do you get lead can I drink it let in it do not become a let American did I find one of the Goblins oh okay Goblin noin is brolic H Goblin is [ __ ] useless it doesn’t dude has such short reach like hit you like it doesn’t not have any

Reach at all I can literally hit him farther than he can hit me yeah it’s kind of nuts but no I need I need uh I need lead ore I don’t know where it is though oh you need lead really lik lead yeah consumes it uh let’s see I guess open

The I guess the lowest still spawn is negative y 35 and I’m guessing they spawn it around yeah how do you y5 the way respirator I got it from an achievement apparently oh really yeah uh I don’t know was like the book one might be able to just make it

Though in the quest you get uh if you get an iron pickaxe it’ll get you the respirator but the respirator you can make with uh four paper charcoal and string okay oh there’s lapis all well now there’s there’s an angry Goblin just running around somewhere all’s very distant cousin cuz

He has not shown any sort of behavior like that ever three face colon three you did not just verbally say [ __ ] three yeah I did that one ironically at work well I did it ironically but like I used it work yeah I was like oh thank you colon 3 and

I got death glared by my [ __ ] cooworker she like what good what did you just say to me that’s for the best for that maybe it actually deserve this time yeah and then I’m like oh sorry I sometimes I get stuck in a online mode she’s like oh I I get

It she took an obvious that’s still not yeah I don’t think saying colon 3 ably is very much of an internet thing rather than just being a [ __ ] psycho well I am that but not that flavor cuz what in what [ __ ] life are you just naturally saying well not naturally saying it I

Mean it like as an ironic like your cousins making fun of way like I like I’ll be like a thank you after someone does something stupid like oh here’s a pipe bomb colon th like o Silver man apparently I scare the hose but not nearly as much as Carson

What man he’s a guy he’s another guy I work with he’s like 66 450 lbs damn F not not a muscle mind you oh built like a colossal Titan he is not bro well I don’t know they seem pretty baric they they look like it’s muscle it’s all muscle that’s all they have

Exactly so I like that’s that’s okay well I mean just like the general body shape he so have any he was talking about his cool World War Two facts to this one girl and that he’s been doing it for like three days while occasionally trying to flirt

With her and it’s the most painful experience of the pigs he’s horrifically autistic and it’s not getting the hint on how low is Cole or not coal uh lead how low is lead in the the mind not sure I don’t I don’t know how how to read that

Though doesn’t know how to read dude yeah I don’t know how to read oh I’m sorry man it’s okay I can’t either over world I’m guessing this is the top like 25 blocks so what put someone that can’t read can it’s most common like what chipped Anvil baller getting that booty baby

Yeah is it most common y27 or what oh no oh God why is there a meure get away from me get away from me yeah I guess the most common on white 27 all right I understand it now they pretty low [ __ ] yeah I I got to go

Lower don’t look at what I have in my don’t look what I have on me okay what’s he doing find out stop him put an into it right now kill him kill him what did you do the pig zly don’t I’m picky he no better still

Be alive he’s alive you would get the reference because okay so I need to do get it cuz it’s so okay okay mhm uh I guess around here is like where it is I guess you D try and [ __ ] shoot at me come here you you’re dead Ollie don’t don’t Ollie you

Well that’s cuz you were being mean where where minute get that pork out of here what’s up angel Ram yo Angel Ram yeah what’s up yeah what’s up homie yeah what up what’s popping yeah what’s up what’s popping my home dog are you are you like doing the party

Popper thing while you’re saying that well I don’t know man it seems like we’re all getting together we are about to shoot the Ops I say in the whest way I can are you are you going to be like that one guy in the clip like yo my life’s like a

Uzi yeah yeah like I’m just doing the how did you know I was doing the party poers like that one video where they’re all doing like the gang signs and the one just like waves look at them oh rette I [ __ ] found it bro was just happy to be

There well I don’t know what’s going on my home skillet let’s grab this bag today all right I found a Al I found a very cool banner I don’t know what it is but it’s awesome token white man yeah listen I can only do it 50% of

The time but I can do it according according accordion Accord according to all known laws of physics I can only have swag you are not 50% according to the people you were talking with I I am they they were laughing at me but I did but they saw my [ __ ] DNA

Test what the that’s cuz you’re white that [ __ ] Pike is stealing my blocks people I got sha and just start riding away I just got no melanin Mama ran out of just how it is ran out of ink holy [ __ ] yeah the ran out of ink all that was

Left yeah RGB to the max was only left though real I got some bad rolls dude do okay you’re just bring your your [ __ ] stats up dude here let me bring up my stats just roll once you get enough XP yeah just got to re man no it’s a

Rogue like you have to try again have to die I already isn’t for those that are skilled enough to retry I wish I play my life like a rogo I just [ __ ] shoot myself if I don’t like my stats that’d be awesome yeah you know maybe if I crack my back

Just right it will activate the melanin like a glow stick it just starts leaking out it’s start your back and it starts to [ __ ] turn you yeah it’s like hey guys let me just fix myself real quick hello brother The Godly amounts of crap no I didn’t dude is that what is

That all I need to do cuz my dad is like darker than me I have I have my mom’s complexion if anything ooh so if I like crack my back maybe will I get my dad’s complexion your go maybe we’ll get like jump boost too or something I don’t know

What happened Ollie can I your back no no I can like pick you up and like crack you you cannot do that you are your is weak bro how the [ __ ] would you even pick the O I found I found a a piss yellow axel lle I legitimately do not

Think you have enough ground clance can you catch it and a it piss all right yeah yeah I I’ll catch the we need we need to bring back little Mexican I I I was thinking that if I ever see it all right you’re getting a new home little

Man come here stop stop evading it stop resisting I found just a random Axle just like sitting around it’s been trapped in there forever yeah bro has been contained Ollie is really tall I don’t know what kind of deception he pulled on you for you to believe that olie’s like a

[ __ ] yeah literally aded to me he what are you talking about I can I can pick up Eli and carry him Bridal style this is true this is factual yeah actually you know what it well yeah but if if you can then that means that Eli’s probably not he

Identifies as 6 Eli is taller than [ __ ] Diego okay well I think you’re lying to me then yeah for reference Ollie is about as tall as I was last year before puberty so for reference Ollie is 54 yeah for reference mom last night and I’m 58

Now I’m [ __ ] ol’s ol’s short [ __ ] not lying you’re a short guy ha ha you can lad my St you can say oh I did your mom oh I’m not I’m not short but you know what does that really do for you man you only look like a fool bro I’m

Sorry you not beating the short allegations actions and how they affect others short allegations come on stand up for me please no yeah stand up for me taller than I can sorry sorry man I’ve heard them all so I have to like [ __ ] you now it’s his turn now it’s

My turn to be mean what do you think of the kitchen so far wait come back o I’m going to make a gun get ready I want you to know the amount of jokes that I just held in rain them in literally have a vein sticking out like

The side of your head I really do oh there is a there’s this actually looks [ __ ] sick riding a horse outside the K looks sick a little quirky at night what oh he’s right there yo got got a whole like this got slowness got I got a piece

Of a horse and when we kill it just went I love the horse death son in Minecraft it’s so beautiful Evan go Adventure yeah let’s go on an adventure OE Ollie EV what no I’ve been meaning to go mining but I have not found much name him piss with the

Envil the coish I didn’t even think about copper we have copper wait will he eat the koish will he eat Co oh yeah I have no he would if he was they would have been he actually like killed them that is true wait ol how do

You you just put them in put them in your and then just they can break down oh in the bucket let me grab piss real quick piss get the piss there we go no no I wanted to do it I wanted to name piss give me a back takeo’s piss away

From give me piss give me piss piss have you seen that [ __ ] video the dog it’s like that’s I to send it it’s there we go honestly I wanted to name it piz that’s not even goingon to lie well I have some good news for you that’s piss

Look at him look at him frecking go around he’s awesome here’s your bucket back some [ __ ] and piss AEL talk balls and pis an unnamed no we got to get little Mexican back dude we have to get little Mexican back or little Mexican back okay you ready to come back once

More yeah for like the fourth time but for by the way video I Wasing what little Mexican is L Mexican is the brown Axel that I named like years ago and I I made like a fish tank and I named him little Mexican and it’s just stuck this whole

[ __ ] time yeah the brown Axel Auto is now called little Mexican a jump boost to my partner in crime little Mexican yeah come on Evan what’s it doing what what’s its favorite activity okay okay we’re just [ __ ] swimming okay the amount of jokes that I’ve contained I know the amount of J

You you know okay let me just let me just send the the oh yeah I have a backpack I forget that I do I’ve rained it in oh yeah I’m making piss Mex piss got out immediately piss immediately escaped I think we have to put piss with the

Turtles is just gonna get away make another fish tank come on I have to kidnap piss I’ll keep piss in my inventory no give him to me no okay put him back down I’ll put back down and I’ll grab them make sure my son was okay Jes your

Son I want it’s mine I caught him and I named him i k kidnapped him fair and square yeah you can’t take that away for me I kidnapped him fair and square you heard you heard it first folks if you kidnap some of they’re legally yours yep Finders Keepers losers Reapers yeah

There’s lots of those around hereu so diabolical no dude what I need and what I want is I need farmer Delight seeds tell me what you want what you really really really want no really really we have two goddamn bees now who are just spinning endlessly come on

That’s your favorite activity they said they they have collected like no [ __ ] honey oh cuz they’re full how do you SM how do you collect the bee honey oh no you have to smoke them out I remember armor piercing cartridges what the [ __ ] Buckshot it’s a buck it’s a [ __ ] buck

Shot I didn’t know that it’s a buck shot revolver yeah you can fire buck shots out of it [ __ ] yeah dude shotgun revolver yes the judge [ __ ] yeah judgment bre specifically the English version Oh the never mind dude let’s go the original you can you can make explosive

Cartridges damn oh no but I need uh I need specialized projectiles though not common projectiles I see that’s kind of insane though I see yeah by the way I’m learning I’m learning Spanish which is really funny because I’ll hit them with the southern accent like really heavy on

It all right uh do any of you have gunpowder that I can like just grab I actually put gunpowder on the floor in the house what the hell come get it oh I’m so down actually I’m running back can we move our house here what the hell outside oh Spa he throwing

Stuff just pick it up Rusty are you about to get get hit by a [ __ ] tornado no flying it went the other way’re it went the other way we’re good for now it just turned on a dime it’s just like who yeah I just AED a box fan

At it we’re good maybe another day yeah I’m I’m just going to use a bunch of like fans to try to direct it to my ex’s house or something H bad news one of the enemies is like a is like a like a floating in the air

With swords around him I do not want you just [ __ ] with that guy Al I’m pretty sure it’s not a tornado I think it’s just also I don’t think it’s a tornado I just think it’s storming outside and I saw like a cloud God Evan

Oh my God the light is on it’s don’t don’t worry I don’t worry I can sense when tornadoes are about to happen Oklahoma power yeah we can also can also like smell when it rains it was actually jump up on the counter or something he can’t reach you there are

There jetpacks in this game in this version of Minecraft that like let us fly that’d be awesome yeah this thing that is a toasty laptop godamn once it’s back open ouch that’s that’s on that airplane [ __ ] I that’s sad I used to have my old one

But that’s gone way way gone yeah oh I felt Robin’s computer and the [ __ ] keyboard is like heated from how hot it is there Taz Manan Devils [ __ ] yeah I know that struggle that’s that’s a very interesting mob to add to this game you might have to just give it a rest for

Right now oh I’m sorry you got are you gaming on a laptop Robin is that explains it uh yeah they’re [ __ ] laptop like literally just shut itself off is overheating and will not it does I don’t know put it in your fridge or something throw it in the fridge for me

Uh no why not do not do it’d be Funny knows what it do in my defense it would be fun my client did it because it was funny I’m really sad because I’ve been wanting to get Robin for a computer for a long time but I just haven’t been able to like actually acrew the money no that’s difficult everything is expensive

The sad thing was that’s fire I was going to as their Christmas gift if I didn’t have to quit my job earlier [ __ ] fu like that was going to be the main plan for any type of gift I was planning on getting another [ __ ] Pillager would have been awesome though actually

CH let’s avoid it have a trumpet you go die then I guess I’m built different oh that never mind no I’d win ouch I forget that I technically have like a permanent uh crafting table from my book of skills you still have a 970 I’m so sorry that’s tough out

There I got [ __ ] lucky when my mom was just like all right buy yourself computer because I’ve been for so long just suffering with that stupid laptop thank [ __ ] and then and then I finally killed it by basically just turning it off during a Windows update and it finally bricked

Itself after so many years it finally wanted to die it’s sad I’m I’m still I was still planning on shooting it with sage at some point but we just never got around it it with a gun yes I was planning on taking it out and shooting it with a knife Jesus Christ that

Computer yourself [ __ ] stupid that computer [ __ ] gave me so much rage from how constantly just incompetently broken it was and slow yeah so I was literally planning on going and shooting it well I’m going to I’m going to frame my old motherboard once I have no no more use for it

I’m gonna frame it because Compu oh [ __ ] hi I’m here for I’m here for the thing the what the [ __ ] were you here for oh yeah gunpowder there’s 16 in there you can have like half I have some SC the lights oh anything to trade me when I me when I

Scrunch on some tasty Delights to dirt do you want some raw chicken no I I can actually make it here keyboard I don’t think so oh I see ops Oh wait really the Five series is bound to be future proof really that’s a that’s confirmed I have

A birch fence when the [ __ ] did I get this my chair raise up oh God I’m [ __ ] the four series is barely even out yet there people are thinking of five series there’s no point why do I just have a [ __ ] ton of bamboo when did this happen uh you

Probably walked past our bamboo hell that Robin was triing back oh okay uh where do you put your bamboo then I’ll place it down somewhere I don’t know just burn it oh okay here just freaking place it just bamboo that’s not how that works that does look bamboo yeah yeah but it’s not

Burning it’ll burn eventually any it Willa I grab any of my lead fire and it’s gone all right no I I I would have made it here but I forgot that I left the lead at home so I got to go back wow literal bird

Brain Dam I mean either way I mean I’d have to go back over there oh [ __ ] me yeah this is why humans are superior anyway I told you told you dude vindicators be fair I didn’t know they could go down ladders they sure can I don’t know if I were to upgrade it

Probably like a 4070 at some point or 3070 I don’t know I’ll take what I can get as long as it’s like a 70 series I’ll I’ll take that minimum you don’t want to go for 80s uh that’s a lot of money yeah yeah I I currently have a 3080 TI

That I had duct taped to a raisin five processor for a little bit raisin five and I was like nice I do like raisin five I don’t like raisins though raisin sorry [ __ ] I listen I I’m too Southern I don’t get all these fancy words raisin yeah I don’t get none of this

Raisin or intail well I just want it because it makes streaming easier as well as VR games easier to play yeah that is true um I just got what I the best sorry I just started getting the best of what I could get yeah that’s fair like I got continue no

No I got somewhat lucky because I got my GPU like what about um a year before Co hit so I got my 2060 for like decently cheap but yeah [ __ ] G prices are starting and like mostly down now yeah um there was just a deal on Amazon that

Was like really good so I was like okay I’ll just buy that which was like a really high quality part I got a really high quality processor then I just got good amount of ram yeah it is really dirt it is really Derpy to admit but like a lot of time

When you’re doing PC like part searching you can literally just like swap between Newegg and Amazon and see which is cheaper and just go for that yeah that’s what I did yeah that’s why I did this same I’m going to scour for like a 37 or

Some [ __ ] cuz [ __ ] what kind of ryen do I have right now which ryzen do I have I got to guys someone check for me please open up my task manager someone check for me right on it you have S [ __ ] immediately knows oh don’t worry no wait hold on I actually don’t

Think he’s wrong I do have a Ry 7 don’t worry D I know smiley face col 3 yeah but which which one which uh which 3,000 series I can’t count past seven uh so which one is it shrug it’s the 3700 X 3700 x a 37x as I said beforehand yeah 37 at

3700x makes a very big difference cognition just 3700 yeah 3700x oh so you have the over colable version yeah I I had yeah I I was I was rolling with like a shitty $300 like uh $300 like office desktop it it’s like just dying do PC set up for stream

Ass dude I’m not I’m not anywhere near like [ __ ] Rich enough to have a dual PC stream setup bro up get into the expensive that [ __ ] is I don’t think ever in my life I’m I’m ever going to be able to do that I mean if you simply don’t

Retire yeah if I simply don’t retire and if I keep doing it it’ll probably work maybe yeah you know my retirement plan is dying before 5050 oh don’t plan on making it that far let’s see what happens though we’ll see what happens though it it’s like that one uh [ __ ] image

Of the dude’s notepad where it’s like if normal at 25 uh start podcast if mentally ill kill self or some [ __ ] if mentally ill kill a congress May kill self B real what the actual [ __ ] what is that there’s a there’s a [ __ ] creepy there’s a little baby there’s this there’s little [ __ ]

Like gray small little acknowledgement on my screen oh God and it makes the same [ __ ] noise that the the it’s freaking me out did I just did I just dup my backpack what the [ __ ] did I just do oh [ __ ] it may look D rip it may look

Duped but it’s probably not no it is it’s just taking up an extra inventory space why are you doing this to me uh can you move either of them because like when you move the fake one I should delete it didn’t work it’s still there what the [ __ ] oh no I just have

Two back what what the [ __ ] I just have two backpacks I only made one that’s weird does it have like the same stuff in it or wait did you just make one I guess I placed different things in it I did not just make one I definitely did not just make a backpack

You sure you didn’t like get one dropped to you maybe maybe I killed somebody and it gave it to me but and I accidentally put something in it maybe maybe that is what happened maybe you just didn’t realize huh anyway about my about the the life plans once my brain is fully developed

If I’m normal start a podcast if not uh kill self can I be a part of your podcast yeah this is kind of a podcast right now yo yo we should be a part of a podcast and then you should use AI to get me out of there

Like yeah just like have ai as your voice what would a podcast be about no no Minecraft that’s a pretty [ __ ] sad yeah any you hear about all this Redstone noise the Liberals want you to use it to make stuff now why the old way was so

Good if Notch intended us to use Redstone he would have added it to the game well maybe I should kill one that one that yeah maybe I should yeah I mean I mean to be fair can you imagine being a Minecraft Youtuber for like seven years and just doing that [ __ ] every day

God I you know what maybe maybe they a point maybe maybe maybe maybe some about just playing Minecraft does something to your brain maybe the silly little maybe the silly toilet with the head coming out of it was right real okay you know if I was a Minecraft

Youtuber I would either he kill myself or definitely not be able to beat the allegation what I don’t know man this is literally how you make it what does it have to be inside the [ __ ] engineers’s bench I’m guessing [ __ ] I yummy food I put it hting my belly I don’t

Think I don’t think it’s this is how it works what I’m trying to make a castle cartridge right like the basic one his hands c yeah a castle cartridges are created with a common projectiles blueprint that’s what I have right yeah C projectiles Castle cartridge how do I make the actual

Cartridge or well I guess the bullet I should say I do not know I’m going to kill myself no young man yeah oh my God there’s a zombie called the Slugger and they’re literally just a big [ __ ] it’s a yolked out zombie it’s funny as hell the slug Shaker they’re hu

They’re just like big ass zombies they’re like stretched that sounds actually kind of terrifying they’re pretty creepy bro got trapped in The Laffy Taff Factory whenever you hit them they get like a burst of speed five for like a second uh do you guys remember that one scene in

Wily Wonka where they’re like yeah this guy was really small we’re just going to stretch him using the laughy half yeah like it’s was just 2D when when at the end of the movie where it’s like what it’s like parents leaving the chocolate factor with a dead kid and another chocolate for

Real for real that kid died by the way I mean all of them I’m pretty sure died um not in the movie but in the book basically every one of those kids died in some way or they were disposing of disposed of what the [ __ ] are you going to do with blueberry

Girl I don’t know like uh eat her I don’t know I don’t know she could make like feminist content on YouTube I don’t know you could do like mukmang challenges on YouTube she has the build for it real she’s optimized ches I see I didn’t know it was a CH

Now it makes sense now but I’m so close to being home I’m going to shoot you right now actually I’m sh you right now hold on I mean um what are you g to do I mean what are you going to do with the two-dimensional dude who got stretched

Like he’s he’s kind of just trapped like that how do you reload it he’s not getting out bro is getting bullied like he’s going to be rolled up like a like a newspaper and like thrown across the classroom if he ever goes to school that’s not ever how do you reload it oh

Oh you have to open it up by left click I’m pretty sure I’m like 2% sure it didn’t work I don’t think I anything I wanted on [ __ ] spider eggs that is do anything please leave me alone I’m pretty sure you have to shift and left click actually oh

Okay I am like 80% yeah hey can you not give me the Shaker thanks bu I you have to load it unless you have I know on Evan Evan Evan Evan also the extended mag works exactly how you think it does honestly just fun fun fact that it doesn’t work fun fact that

Diego if you right click aam Diego I told you I was [ __ ] dying if you right click a torch no no I’m sorry I’m sorry no no no I’m sorry I let you shoot me backs balls jumped out can someone get balls balls balls almost flopped into the of

The pond out front of the house and he almost literally just like escaped God damn it balls you need to stop boy he’s trying to run back to the [ __ ] stream why are there goblins here I don’t know but he he wants the smoke I’m out of here I need I need to

Grab my stuff I’m going to shoot him I’m going to shoot him oh my please that’d be [ __ ] hilarious hold on I want to get the speed loader [ __ ] kidding me that that copper pickaxe only lasted that long revolver uh wait shock damage what I could [ __ ] make it into a a

Cod ass gun the [ __ ] revolver add shock damage with these four little lights that’s kind of crazy actually I want that how how do you make a speed oh [ __ ] oh no get away from the stove that’s dangerous you’re going wild west up in this yeah there’s a zombie

Villager and he just has the unfinished texture bro what’s Dural plast what I need a [ __ ] bottling machine dude what is this [ __ ] what and why have I never seen it before are you [ __ ] kidding me I need your flesh come here iron plate that’s simple enough I don’t

Know how to get Dural plast I don’t need the H though I’m good how do you get D plast I hey buddy [ __ ] out of the way on that fella BR out the way how do you make the showcasing again all right it’s copper you killed me I deserve to hit

You you hit me like four times and I was shot you like once you murdered me it was funny though it wasn’t it hurt my feelings getting shot with a gun hurt your feelings Z yeah quite a lot getting murdered I feel like that’s that’s like

It hurt a little bit more than your feelings I got way more oh you next not honestly the gun did not do as much damage as I thought it would I was on like three hearts I was I had I was straight up naked I only did like four and a half or

Something why do we only have [ __ ] pigs around here I don’t know bro oh you need sting glass for that [ __ ] and I need nickel how do you make nickel nickel Ingot whoa Diego be careful with that word dude you’re [ __ ] stupid shut the [ __ ] up goddamn shut uput young man stop talking

Just please just shut the [ __ ] up please no that’s fair crying oh I already have what I need to make that’s crazy all right all right oh I need more uh what it Integrity yeah that’s Ollie but it’s not Evan Dam I now have a working revolver

All right I guess I got to figure out how to give this thing shock damage Eli are you still here hello what Eli blink if you can hear us yeah Eli blink blink through chat if you can hear us Link in chat if you’re not uh far off

Gone I do I have a stone sword bastard blade oh my God that backpack has not despawned I think I actually may have just picked up another backpack I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what happened yeah it’s still there I thought like I accidentally duped it but

No I think I may have actually just kept it hey $1 and I’ll bomb the house what oh wait [ __ ] I forgot teo’s in here never mind I don’t want to do that wow completely forgetting about portte now he’s just going to explode he’s like sitting like right in the corner like on

The stairs just chilling well I do it on the other side of the house where there’s nothing oh I don’t my Hol why I can’t see [ __ ] idiot I don’t have much Metals no way all right how do I make that [ __ ] how do I how do I make

This I need a [ __ ] vacuum tube the first we need to talk about parallel universes aluminum Ingot how do aluminum where the [ __ ] do you find aluminum durability drops the speed aluminium aluminium aluminium is it not or that’s the [ __ ] smell bad [ __ ] out you are not built for these

Streets son get the hell out of my face drop speed sharpness five axe no already [ __ ] two tapped me Jesus damn yeah that does check out hello ERS where are you come here is something interesting I’m a [ __ ] get that ass all right here are we putting piss back down in

The pond outside or what we should uh probably not also if you find oh my God no yours is not Enchanted too buddy no go away when did I get my pickax for [ __ ] sake you are so dumb you did not have another ined what is it enchanted with

Aluminium also sharpness five what is wrong with these dudes where are you that’s just doing sharpness five everything just some random like ill your house little Hut get away from me dude I have a trumpet and also sh right I need the blueprint first just like oh it is it is aluminium

Aluminium yeah that speed would just be so slow though how do you get this though how do you get aluminum aluminium how there like no or for it you might have to make Al aluminum it’s not giving me a crafting ingredient let’s see blasting smelting oh it’s

Boite oh yes you have to crush boite or I could just smelt it apparently yeah okay yeah you can where do I find box site it’s more common it’s most common at y70 that’s pretty high up actually yeah I’ve got some box light yeah I’m going to go look for some right now

My hammers I need to turn into a claw butt I guess I’m just going to [ __ ] start digging into this mountain right here and uh see what happens I now have a gat word GLI yeah Ollie [ __ ] Ollie gotc nice that was the latest [ __ ] I took fall damage like so [ __ ] delayed

Mhy and yeah it’s only $6 I didn’t say it premium and for freeon that amount bro I finally found pants on my lordy Lord that’s gross dude why were you you walking out without pants I don’t know Ollie told me I had to was going to hurt me Fu was that him I don’t know o do you want to fight again I found a sharpness five backs no thanks mhm it’s 72 it says what are you afraid yes that’s fair need a stronger handell is there a better wood I could use enchanted to dude [ __ ] idiot oh oh

Oh okay the the idiot oh treated handle actually has quite a bit you should drop your bow it doesn’t look like there’s any that I can get currently that are good but I can also suffer getting a little oh wait I hit me you probably didn’t do

A whole lot because you’re probably you probably had uh the immunity or some [ __ ] or respawning maybe that is true that is a thing that happens I also just remember this thing might need to be this is in box site no dude Dude wait do we do we have a wayo mod I actually don’t know what do we have a mod that has way points actually do not know it’s part of Journey map yeah you just you can place one yeah speaking of which I should like do that like right there no way dude

Durability bring stability that’s 109 ability though that’s really bad all the villagers have names they do house I know I shouldn’t but oh wait can I affect the can I affect the rain what are you my brother uh I guess I can guys check it out yeah baby sorry my

Bad my bad dude why am I allowed to do that still my bad why am I like admin again oh dude [ __ ] does Patrick trust you too much I don’t even think he gave it to me no uh I am not quite sure how you like moderate damn I’m not worthy that’s more

On trust of I I don’t know [ __ ] I don’t see any way of really modifying hosting settings yeah I hly blue I just for some reason have the ability to like stop and start the weather yeah that’s it I’m going to toggle game mode no you to cheat in a shotgun yeah

Baby puppy okay let’s go back you going to get struck by lightning don’t cuz I have a dog now please do so awesome no it’s actually a really cute dog thatd be really his ass is it like is it a wolf or is it like a unique

Dog a unique dog oh okay but I’m down to see what uh where you bring back there on to light it how I smite it dude bars God damn it how do I not have cutting is that that’s definitely what it is oh no it’s lightning rod not a make

A iron sword I’m going to place uh I’m going to place a lightning rod on top of our house it sounds like a really good idea great idea yeah I know I’m known for those I’m known for those guys I know I’m quite intelligent what did I even do bre the light

Okay I don’t want a bastard BL I Tech no all right move outside oh here we go yes I wish to make a knife ouch go ouch ouch ow I can throw my pickax in here and wrap how is how does leather exceed this [ __ ] handle what goddamn thing can I use to

Make it better oh like no Center there what that’s it actually maybe not I also did not make myself uh pickaxe I forgot that’s going to stay there ow oh cool block of okay cool just just just add some cool things a block of lapis some bones a totem of undying that’s

Cool oh I got to like explore some more of the of the overw world I just been [ __ ] around too much I mean this mod pack is a lot more of creation and stuff there’s there is a lot of exploring and stuff but not like as much that’s all I’ve been doing

[ __ ] yeah all right now I can hold on where’s my stick bro shut your ass up damn where is he I’m going to shoot him where’s who dieo you oh I don’t know actually oh wait no I didn’t want to make an axe how did that turn under next oh like no

Food this is the one that has the Iron Butt the emerald butt on it the emerald what come bone and I’m using the bone I can wrap the handle and leather no he’s so cute look at him oh he’s so silly dger come take a look come here

Your name is your name is Doug come here Doug J go come take a look at Doug this is Doug come hear Doug oh the Unbreaking that is a unique dog W that’s Fu come here buddy you s I want to get rid that where you find just had a

Village oh they just have dogs like this at Villages yeah I can it’s just literally just called Dog hello my name is dog yeah it’s just dog F can pet him there’s whining over there I hear it okay you stay on the bed I don’t know

What what M’s from though just look at him all bark no bite yeah that’s the that’s the mod name’s the dog mod yeah all bark no bite all I just said specifically a dog mod that’s baller that is pretty baller all right I’m going to I need a a whistle

I get it from a Hound Master dog whistle dog with the whistle also I’m not smoking crack uh Discord did change out like it’s uh symbol right maybe holy in like the top left thing no it’s all italic now like on the bottom thing like where where it has like your mute

Button and like your profile file and has yeah I know well no for me they’re like bold F yeah they are they’re I don’t really see them in italics I just see them as bold it is weird yeah but at least the Wi-Fi signal is italic Wii Signal’s always been

Italic it it was a simple three bar it didn’t it didn’t show anything complex really it’s weird because discord’s been making a lot of changes slowly over time so I feel like I’m getting Mand a lot of the time uh they do they do roll out patches to like smaller uh

In order to do the Miss tests it does it just miss Point Blank yeah but they’ve been making slow changes that is terrible that is terrible it just miss is point blank did I pick look at the mobile app mobile app is completely formatted different yeah I have say all

Right let me get it well now you’re just going to make a [ __ ] mess he was number one take [ __ ] that bag over uh what do you mean you’re the one that literally shot me no I stabbed you cut you shut the D that is not a good

Idea you better hope I didn’t pick it up I in fact did pick it up fellas oh dude like I you love to not have any of that [ __ ] like on you you guys I’m going to go to bed okay good night bye no I didn’t have any of like my [ __ ]

On oh no what a [ __ ] MTH of BL cuz you decided to [ __ ] kill me shot me with that gun I told you not to do bro I told you had that thing on me what the [ __ ] yes so do I what do you mean yeah he’s

Literally got the gun what do you mean I literally got that thing on me yeah but it wasn’t the iron ax with sharpness five like oh you have a melee weapon I’m so scared I have a [ __ ] revolver Theo I did kill you no yeah because I [ __ ]

Let you I literally didn’t do anything I just stood there and let it happen wow that sounds like a skill issue on your part can I have my gun back uh I don’t have the yeah the gun I don’t have weird uhhuh H I might have to kill you again

Okay without the gun no that seems they don’t have a boot plate just tempting him [ __ ] idiot oh my God [ __ ] dumb ass wow I’m going to burn your [ __ ] you’re [ __ ] naked dumb ass you’re going to [ __ ] does he keep just trying to rush you not really uh maybe there’s a gun

Dropped on the floor dip [ __ ] uh maybe did a gun drop on your corpse no where the is it is it your backpack somewhere uh oh now you well now you’re making even a bigger mess well my honest reaction what if I just burned all of

It you could burn all of it that would suck that would very much suck why do I have this on me you can actually equip backpacks yeah yeah you uh in your like curio slot where you put your uh amulet you can put your backpack on your back this bit is getting

Old no it’s very funny that you should keep doing it you definitely you definitely won’t have only two viewers right now keep do it it’s really funny dud come on God one of whom is me you’re definitely Don I’m the other and the other one me yeah no everyone’s

[ __ ] got to bed everyone’s just like no I’m not yeah it’s [ __ ] it’s 11 on a [ __ ] weekday hello Pat godamn it oh God also I had my gun the whole time you [ __ ] [ __ ] ass you’re such a [ __ ] maybe it’s a little funny Jesus Christ anyways uh I’m going to pick up

My [ __ ] again mhm I’ll put your [ __ ] in a chest mhm I will no why it throw it oh I should probably there we go all right um let me now go yeah I need to go to the Min I need to go [ __ ] mining in this crafting

Game cuz I legitimately have like nothing what this is Minecraft you speak of lost soul come back oh I can’t kill it okay well it’s gone now I like how you guys have two crafting benches inside of your [ __ ] rooms there like right on top of each other too mhm

I’m at least tunneling out this uh big old cave oh that’s probably yours personal activation site there’s so many [ __ ] spider webs down here it is so bad what is this spider egg put that there at least I still have his in my inventory this cave goes even deeper

Than I thought which is terrifying did you have a backpack on you for chance Okay oh my God I’m listening to Shadow world I hate the song that’s actually a little too far it’s not my favorite that Goblin Thief like took one hit and then was just like oh [ __ ] yeah that that does happen a lot of the time another one of these uh oh a free

Mechanical saw I’ll take that though I the hand crank h bread I’ll be back all right back what am i g I found a what looks to be a glowing mushroom biome my bread is probably yours glowing Moss that probably not too much longer it is

Late and I might get back to work on the stupid ass company video oh yeah we should do a we should do round again like tomorrow or whatever oh yeah we we should oh maybe before the game award starts we should do uh lethal company or some [ __ ] o

I maybe yeah yeah I mean either way I’m going to be live like a little bit before the game awards starts it’s going to be a long stream tomorrow okay God I’m going to throw up it no ball oh just [ __ ] stick my fingers down the back of my

Throat the hell made that noise that was me that sounds like the it sounds like the [ __ ] lethal company air maybe it is maybe I do need more shell casings actually it’s not like I can when one gun can’t solve it have you tried another uh that’s what I’m going to do

Actually more gun what if I just shot you and you w in the way anymore oh I should try the buck shot or I should make a shotgun can I make a shotgun in this mod probably not probably maybe not from immersive but from other mods yes yeah Mr crayfish’s

Gun mod Vulcan hunting shotgun [ __ ] are youfish has some really interesting guns get away bro he’s literally trying to grab my ass get away get away he’s a sex offender oh oh I know that guy still after you all his cousins need to calm down they need to stop visiting un

Prompted oh no why does he make [ __ ] witch noises I killed them I don’t know I think but I guess I don’t know I guess they’re just like reusing actual Minecraft sound Effects well whenever you guys want to end off we fine to yeah I think I’ll be done here soon right now let me just make more bullets oh good I’m just [ __ ] about in a horrible spider cave that has some disgusting noises that I’m very concerned of what they are

F did I not get anything from that ore lapis looks real weird in this texture bag it does has like a weird little it’s like an egg yeah all right I have 19 bullets a gun with one bullet this is what you the broken mining unit this is what killed

You I don’t know I got killed by something fatty earlier today fatty yeah like when you were gone I got killed by something called fatty I didn’t get to see what it was cuz I stabbed out that D why are you doing this what keeps looking at me okay bye

Bud we should nail him dog actually actually I don’t know how OE would spell dog I don’t know if it’s just d u d u g e what the [ __ ] anything from those what are you talk [ __ ] I tried mining this ore and it just didn’t drop anything

That the hell that’s gold it looks like magma stone no I’m going to leave that there surprised I’m at De I’m at uh level eight and I’m not having to worry about uh air at all andum can I make the weather like thundery again like place a lightning

Rod [ __ ] bag spider he stepped on a spider egg and opened it there’s like no Center Spot place I can like place it was supposed say right there just Place more and then there’s a center spot that is true it will attract more lightning I should do that we should play Stormy

Somewh also uh I got to figure out how to use R2 uh yeah yeah I had uh I tried to figure it out earlier but I couldn’t find bigger lobbies there so I’m guessing you just install it the usual way probably yeah I didn’t see it in there beon X is

Apparently back in there again what’s up I have my op to find Cape oh no I somehow I still have like my Cape but it’s the cape from uh from essential glow squid sitting down in a puddle of water just waiting to die I wish that were me

I have I like dynamite I’ve never used this is literally a spider nest biome I hate this sounds pretty cool luckily enough I’m not seeing like any spiders though ouch okay I think I’m going to end how God I’ve been streaming for like almost 4 hours already [ __ ] everyone’s

Asleep oh my lordy Lord can I point the gun to myself and pull the trigger no I’m sorry put it to your temple and P the trigger thank God I’m finding iron all right there we go I’m going stop now all righty